Naruto: If Tragedy Struck?

[Kage Kisaragi]

Okay, I was wondering. Team 7 and 10 had their tragedies designed to bring them closer or seperate them but if you had to pick a tragedy to befall the other teams from Konoha what would they be? Try and be specific about each team you feel like you wanna address. Don't just make up one that effects all the other teams of course try and be original :p

[NeoSapien]

Team Gai: Tenten dies in a freak calligraphy accident. The rest of Team Gai feel very bad about it when they finally notice her absence, twenty-three years later.

Team 8: Akamaru catches Lyme disease from a tick. Kiba blames Shino. Tragedy ensues.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Team Gai: Tenten dies in a freak calligraphy accident. The rest of Team Gai feel very bad about it when they finally notice her absence, twenty-three years later.

Team 8: Akamaru catches Lyme disease from a tick. Kiba blames Shino. Tragedy ensues.

See how funny this can be, I wish more people attempted this.