The Official CBR Superman Caption Thread (PG Captions, Please)

[Ric Flair]

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Superman When I say 2 -

Batman You say Pac!!

Superman and Batman: 2!!!

Crowd: PAC!!!


Superman and Batman: 2!!!

Crowd: PAC!!!


Batman Now when I say 2-

Supermanman You say Pac!!

Superman and Batman: 2!!!

Crowd: PAC!!!


Superman and Batman: 2!!!

Crowd: PAC!!!

[Ric Flair]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ma_PaKent01.PNG/200px-Ma_PaKent01.PNG

Superman: Thanks for the hot chocolate, ma. All I have to say to that is boo-ya. Booo..... yaaaaaa.

[Ric Flair]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-ck.jpg

Superman: Lois you sure do have some beautiful tig bitties, uh I mean eyes!

http://www.sinemablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/smallville-tom-welling-clark-kent.jpg


Teenage Superman listens to a lot of Chemical Romance and cries. He tries to cut himself, but he's Superman so he fails and cries some more. Then he posts a video blog about it.


Superman: Dear Youtube, worst day EVER...

[Ric Flair]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns9/young-clark-crystal2.jpg


Young Clark found something odd under Ma Kent's bed that day.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ma_PaKent01.PNG/200px-Ma_PaKent01.PNG

"I tellya, son; if it weren't fer them there Black Adam and Dr. Light fellers ya told us all about fightin' on the way over here, this'd be downright heartwarmin'."

[Ric Flair]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ma_PaKent01.PNG/200px-Ma_PaKent01.PNG

Supes: Mom if you ask me about getting married one more time, I will ship you off to see Dr. Light.

[Scott Evil]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ma_PaKent01.PNG/200px-Ma_PaKent01.PNG

Supes: Mom if you ask me about getting married one more time, I will ship you off to see Dr. Light.

OH my Gawd.

I just died.

:D

[Ric Flair]

HAHA awesome. She's gonna get the Sue Dibny treatment.

[caboose]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ma_PaKent01.PNG/200px-Ma_PaKent01.PNG

Supes: Mom if you ask me about getting married one more time, I will ship you off to see Dr. Light.

That is wrong.

[d newton]

That is wrong.
But he didn't say which Dr Light, did he? ;)

[fanboyuk]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg
I'm hanging out with bruce to much... i'm now starting to stand like him

[caboose]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg

Superman (Posessed by Quagmire): Giggity giggity goo

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg

"Jim Lee's drawing me in this one? Why, this is sure to be a hot item & instant classic!"

[BeastieRunner]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns9/young-clark-crystal2.jpg


Young Clark found something odd under Ma Kent's bed that day.

Aces Nature Boy! Aces!

[Super Hero Guy]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns9/young-clark-crystal2.jpg

I don't know what this here alien crystal does, but I hope it's not used someday in the worst take-over-the-world scheme ever thought of...

[caboose]

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/lex%20luthor%20spacey.jpg

Luthor: Eureka! I've just had the most Superman-proof plan ever. It should be quite impossible for him to stop me.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/lex%20luthor%20spacey.jpg

"I don't get it; how does this arrowhead from The Phglem People help me?"

[Ric Flair]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg

Superman: Yeahhhh. I'm practicin' mah thrustin. Yeahhh. thruuuustin'. Yeah. Yeah you like that Lois. Yeah it'll be business time, with mah thrruuustin.

[Ric Flair]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ma_PaKent01.PNG/200px-Ma_PaKent01.PNG

Supes: Mom, don't be silly. Waterboarding is just fine. Arabs don't have rights because they're not American.

[Ric Flair]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ma_PaKent01.PNG/200px-Ma_PaKent01.PNG

Supes: Mom, your coffee tastes like the ass of a llama. I should know.

Pa Kent Preach it, son.

[MaxofSteel]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ma_PaKent01.PNG/200px-Ma_PaKent01.PNG

Supes: I hate you all.

Pa Kent: lol wtf!