The Batman Caption Thread (PG Captions Please!)

[Ric Flair]

Okay, here is the official Batman Caption Tbhread for CBR!!!!

Hopefully this will catch on, as I know there are some witty posters here.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/_group_photos/kim_basinger9.jpg


Wayne The hounds will be released in 5 minutes. I've hidden your shoes somewhere in the mansion. Good luck.



http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8595/burtwardadamwestbatmantcr1.jpg

Robin Tell that fool to stop playin' on my phone!!!

Batman Yes Commissioner Gordon, you would be WELL ADVISED to stop playing on our phone.

[Ric Flair]

http://www.menziesera.com/media/images/batman.jpg

Robin ...

[Ric Flair]

http://www.thebatsite.co.uk/images/batman_robin_batmobile_01.jpg

Batman: Brucey been smooth since days of Underroos
Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who
do something to us, talk go through us
Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Dark Knight and Lil Robin (ehehehe)

[Ric Flair]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9669/bat26fz1.jpg


Bats Careful now Robin, careful and cautious old chum!!!

[Ric Flair]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_series_filmtv/batman_13.jpg


Joker IS HIS REFRIGERATOR RUNNING!?!


http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8595/burtwardadamwestbatmantcr1.jpg

Batman Yes it is, who is playing on my phone?


http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_series_filmtv/batman_13.jpg


Joker THE DAY IS OURS!!!

[caboose]

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

Batman: You can shapeshift right?

J'Onn: Yes. Why?

Batman: Ever wondered what it'd be like to be a 12 year-old boy dressed in Spandex?

J'Onn: No.

[OverMaster]

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

Batman: Can't you shapeshift your chin into something less... disturbing-looking? It's starting to creep ME out...

[Heraclevs]

Too funny!!!!!


- Romans 9

[Ric Flair]

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

Batman: You can shapeshift right?

J'Onn: Yes. Why?

Batman: Ever wondered what it'd be like to be a 12 year-old boy dressed in Spandex?

J'Onn: No.


Hahahaha

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

Batman: You can shapeshift right?

J'Onn: Yes. Why?

Batman: Ever given yourself breasts, really exquisite breasts?

J'Onn: No.






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Thanks for the responses, keep 'em coming! These kind of threads really start cooking when people start feeding off each other.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

"Thank God you've decided to grow yourself longer pants in this version."

[caboose]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/BatmanBegins_1.jpg

Bruce: Look Ducard, I really only wanted the training...

Ducard: But you promised you'd help me out.

Bruce: I meant like if you needed a hand moving some furniture...

Ducard: But you promised.

Bruce: Hardcore S&M just isn't my scene. Good bye.

Ducard: But I love you...

[Code-Name V]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/BatmanBegins_1.jpg

Drucard: "Now Bruce, your final step into becoming one of The League of Shadows - welcome to our D&D cosplays!"

Bruce: *Sigh*

[Code-Name V]

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

"Using his amazing powers of deduction, The Batman quickly worked out that J'onn J'onzz secret identity was none other than Jay Leno"

[Sean Whitmore]

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs15/batman300.jpg

On slow crime days, the dynamic duo will go to the park and pose for people's enjoyment.


SEAN

[Ric Flair]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/BatmanBegins_1.jpg


Ducard: Man I'm pretty buzzed.

Wayne: Yeah, 2nd time around was overkill.

[Ric Flair]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/_group_photos/kim_basinger9.jpg


Wayne You gotta do something about that gas, or seriously I will have Alfred set the ****ing hounds on you.
YOU WANNA GET NUTS?! COME ON!! LETS GET NUTS!

[Code-Name V]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/arnold_schwartzenegger1.jpg

Schumacher: "Muahaha! With Mr. Freeze helping me, there's no way my plan to destroy the Batman film franchise can fail!"

[Code-Name V]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/filmbat4.jpg

Robin: "So how come our costumes have nipples but yours don't?"

[caboose]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/filmbat4.jpg

Robin: Holy smelly Arm Pits Batman!

Batman: You said it chum.

[Ric Flair]

http://www.menziesera.com/media/images/batman.jpg

Robin ... what exactly are my rights as your ward?

[Ric Flair]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/arnold_schwartzenegger1.jpg

Schumacher: Guyth, it's just not FESTIVE enough!! Damnit how many times do I have to tell you, this movie needs to be FAAAABULOUSSSS!

[Ric Flair]

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-6/batman-and-wonder-woman.jpg

Batman: SOMEONE GET ME A FREAKING CHEESEBURGER!!

[Ric Flair]

http://www.tomgpalmer.com/images/Batman.jpg

Batman's Thoughts: Is kissing appropriate on a 2nd date? He's weeping, maybe our definition of a date is different. Ah hell, gonna go for it.

[Ric Flair]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_series_filmtv/batman_13.jpg

Joker: I CAN'T FEEL MY TEETH - I FEEL DELIGHTFUL!

Penguin: MEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHHHHHH YEAHHHHH IT'S PURE ALRIGHT!

Riddler: (thinking) If this fat son of a baker comes near my cut of the money i'll slit his throat.

[BeastieRunner]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9669/bat26fz1.jpg


Bats Careful now Robin, careful and cautious old chum!!!

Isn't that the actual quote?

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

"Using his amazing powers of deduction, The Batman quickly worked out that J'onn J'onzz secret identity was none other than Jay Leno"

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/filmbat4.jpg

Robin: "So how come our costumes have nipples but yours don't?"

Those two are awesome!:D

[davek]

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

Batman: You can shapeshift right?

J'Onn: Yes. Why?

Batman: Ever made yourself look like a perfectly normal person, but in like, miniature form? Like small. Really small. Small enough to fit in a person's front pants pocket.

J'Onn: No.

Batman: A tight front pants pocket.

J'Onn: No.

[Ric Flair]

http://www.animated-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman_finale.jpg

Batman: You can shapeshift right?

J'Onn: Yes. Why?

Batman: Ever made yourself look like Ben Affleck? Then gone to Vegas and gotten comped for all the best rooms, played a little poker, maybe made rude comments as Affleck that will haunt him in the tabloids?

J'Onn: No.

Batman: Why?

J'Onn: Just... no.

[Ric Flair]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1150222/article_images/brucewayneremembersthepast.jpg

Wayne: Ah heck, poo'ed myself again.

[Ric Flair]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_alfred_the_bulter.jpg

Bruce: Alfred, you can shape shift right?

Alfred: Sir?

Bruce: Nothing.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-6/batman-and-wonder-woman.jpg

"Okay honey, I need you to be my eyes for now; thanks to this damn mask and all. Now, are there any stairwells nearby?"

"...no, dear."

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/arnold_schwartzenegger1.jpg

"Okay, people! Let's mark some time 'til Nolan gets here!"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/filmbat4.jpg


"Psst! (whispering) Why couldn't they have had Alicia Witt co-star with us?"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_series_filmtv/batman_13.jpg

"Harvey Pekar enlists some unusual help to get some old jazz sides for him."

[Ric Flair]

"Harvey Pekar enlists some unusual help to get some old jazz sides for him."

Hahahahaha

[caboose]

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-6/batman-and-wonder-woman.jpg

Coming in 2010 to a cinema near you...

JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE FIRST MOVIE!

[Code-Name V]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/2006-05-16T17_46_54-07_00.jpg

"When director Christopher Nolan said he wanted to take Batman back to his roots, DC executive Dan Didio offered the following. Cooler heads luckily prevailed."

[Code-Name V]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL1.jpg

Batman: "What? Oh, I see. Your pockets are only for you to use, huh?"

[Ric Flair]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL1.jpg

Batman: "What? Oh, I see. Your pockets are only for you to use, huh?"

HAhahaha - Batman has a touching problem.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL1.jpg

"Never. Snap. The. Sidekick's. Mask."

[Ric Flair]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL1.jpg


Don't mind me old chum, just practicin' mah thrustin'.

[Froggy]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1150222/article_images/brucewayneremembersthepast.jpg

Wayne: Maybe I should tell Terry about the diaper int he suit.........naaaaaaaaaa.

I thought thi swas a funny thread

[metalhead_dave743]

http://img223.exs.cx/img223/8718/bb1a5gv.jpg

Flass: You have a knack for getting yourself into trouble.
Batman: You have a knack for saving my life, I must have a super hero stalker.
Flass: I was in the neighborhood.
Batman: You're amazing.
Flass: Some people don't think so...
Batman: But you are.
Flass: Nice to have a fan...

[metalhead_dave743]

http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1398145_Sweartome.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com)

I... AM... BEOWULF!

I mean

THIS... IS... SPARTA!

I mean

*sigh*

[Ric Flair]

http://img223.exs.cx/img223/8718/bb1a5gv.jpg

Flass: ...
Batman: ...
Flass: ....
Batman: Why can't I quit you?

[Ric Flair]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/2006-05-16T17_46_54-07_00.jpg


Batman: That's right b*****s, Batman and Robin pimpin' all your trick a$$e$.


Robin: YOU HOES GET ME MAH MONEY, OR ELSE I WILL PULL THIS ROLL OF QUARTERS OUT MAH TIGHTS AND THROW DOWN THE CLICKETY CLOW ON YOUR FACES WITH THE KUNG FU JIU JITSU QUICKNESS!!

[RowdyRodimus]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/doctorecho036/2006-05-16T17_46_54-07_00.jpgBatman:This is the last time we hire that seamstress. What was her name again? Robin: Ummm, Masters; Alicia Masters.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1150222/article_images/brucewayneremembersthepast.jpg

"I can't really bust heads like I used to, but I have my ways. One is to tell stories that don't really go anywhere. Like the time I caught the Justice League teleporter over to Metropolis. I needed a new heel for my boot, so I decided to 'port over to Coast City, which is what we called Metropolis in those days. So I tied an onion to my utility belt, which was the style at the time..."

[Ric Flair]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8595/burtwardadamwestbatmantcr1.jpg

Robin Tell her to take it off!

Batman Yes... yes. Yes old chum, we do like that. Now be a doll and take it off. *whispers* she's taking it off.

Robin HOLY BAT BONER, BATMAN!

[Ric Flair]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8595/burtwardadamwestbatmantcr1.jpg

Robin HOLY WAIT-TIME BATMAN!

Batman Yes my young ward, this is what happens when Intel outsources their tech support to India.

[jchichuv]

http://static.flickr.com/32/55521286_231f7dcbd2_o.jpg

Batman: And Alfred say that i didnt look good in a zebra suit
Robin: you go girl