All the Different Kryptonites

[Trey]

Fact--- pink kryponite makes Superman gay!!! ;)

What are the other affects and colors?

[Bored at 3:00AM]

Fact--Neon Orange Kyptonite causes Superman to spontaneously grow strange and embarassing new haircuts and facial hair, like Super-Mullets, Super-Sideburns and Super-Burt Reynolds Moustaches.

[Green Lantern wannabe]

Yellow kryptonite makes him feel fear.

[The Batman]

The effect of turquoise kyptonite is to really bring out the colour of Superman's eyes.

[MaxofSteel]

Beige Kryptonite with a white stripe down the middle turns Superman into a Yoshi.

Beige Kryptonite with two white stripes down the middle gives him spider-powers and a nice flannel sweater.

Belive it, or not.

[Green Lantern wannabe]

Well, if Supes had a white stripe down his back, he'll be a French-speaking lecherous skunk. :D

Black kryptonite gives him a large, bushy hairdo, and also makes him talk jive and sing hip hop music.

[Trey]

No really. In Peter David's Supergirl, its mentioned that pink kryptonite makes Superman gay.