Could You Take A Bat-Punch To The Gut and Not Cry??

[Ric Flair]

Could You?



I would like to think I could take a punch from Batman, but I know otherwise. The Dark Knight would soon have to deal with jeans full of #1 and #2.

Also I would weep like a child.


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Earle: Son, one day your punches will cause men to crap themselves.

Alfred: Very well, sir.

[caboose]

I reckon I could take an Adam West punch in the face.

[caboose]

Also if the Batman dishing out knuckle sandwiches is being written by Geoff Johns I'd fancy my chances.

[Ric Flair]

Okay - what about Dark Knight Returns Batman?


YOU'LL REMEMBER, WON'TCHA PUNK?

It's like freaking Clint Eastwood + Batman. Scarrrry.

[caboose]

I probably couldn't even take Carrie in Dark Knight Returns.

You can add the movie Batmen to the list of Bat punchers I could shake off as well. Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney and Bale all look like punks to me.

[Lorendiac]

I suspect there's a great chance I would either faint or vomit. Do those things qualify as better than the options you mentioned in your title, instead of worse>?

[Ric Flair]

Hahaha Carrie. Dude I wouldn't doubt the power of Michael Keaton. He's out of his mind.


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Batman: Let's make-out.


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Wayne Alfred, get me a box of trojans and some warming lube, Billy Dee Williams brought some fine ass hoes with him.


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Wayne: Ok.... you need to get the f*** out of here honey.

[Ric Flair]

I suspect there's a great chance I would either faint or vomit. Do those things qualify as better than the options you mentioned in your title, instead of worse>?


I think it's all in the same boat. Some kind of embarrassing thing as a result of said wicked punch.

[LordEd1976]

Let's go down the list shall we?

Adam West: Not only wouldI take it, but it would be returned and then there would be passing out by Bats followed by stunned silence from me at the fact that I just knocked out Batman.
Superfriends: Will be pushed back by some lame looking swing from a batline. Will get back up and knock him out with his last words being somethng like "Holy Bouncing Balls!" Then I'll be resisting the urge to kick the crap out of him while he knocked out for saying something so lame.
Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney: Probably take one or two until he cheats like hell and knocks my sorry self out with some sort of blunt object,like a nearby 2x4.
Bale: This Bats knows martial arts and ninja combat techniques. I woulds go down like a rag doll. Forget, vomiting or wetting myself, I'll be lucky to wake up remembering what millenium we're in.
Animated: I'm out like a light as soon as I'm airborne from the ferocious uppercut. Will probably wake up wondering what day it is and if I left the iron on.
DKR: Will be out like a candle in a hurricane from just the wind that will precede the hit. Will then wake up hours later screaming for mercy and will no doubt lose months if not years of sleep due to images in head of his nasty looking mug.

[SKETCHSANCHEZ]

THose captions are pure gold.

[Ric Flair]

Hell yeah thanks Sketch.

[Paperghost]

Surely the most pressing question is.....could you outdance the Adam West Batman and live to tell the tale?

[Nefarius]

Surely the most pressing question is.....could you outdance the Adam West Batman and live to tell the tale?

No one can surpass the Batusi.