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SUPERECWFAN1
11-10-2007, 03:18 PM
Now don't laugh or think SuperE has lost it futher. I usually wouldn't believe in ET's or the usual aliens that invade. Those people that usually get abducted or claim it make me wonder as well. But hear me out 1st people....

I awoke last night from a nice slumber. I ran to my bedroom window and I saw an alien. But he wasn't some weird creature. He looked like you or me pretty much. Seems he claimed he was from some planet light years away and wanted information on Earth. And with me there I filled him in...

Who is your leader ?

He asked me this as i blinked. So I picked Steven Colbert as he was puzzled. I explained Colbert leads the Colbert Nation and that as leader he comes to us each night on TV. The alien (we'll call him ETA) , ETA compared it to the last time he visited when in the 40's a President would have radio , fireside chats to the people.

Who is the Greatest Athlete on Earth ?

Of course I picked THE ROCK. He was shocked. On his world he never realized Pro Wrestlers were considered that highly. I showed him some clips of The Rock on Youtube. ETA was shocked at how good he was...

"Cleary those who oppose him must get angry at the boasting." he told me.

I explained that THE ROCK was pretty much the GREAT ONE. That his boasting was a way he gathered his power. ETA wrote this down as I watched.

I later told ETA that THE ROCK had quit being an athlete and had entered politics as Barack Obama.

The greatest Singer on Earth ?

He wanted to know if anyone on Earth was considered the greatest singer of songs. I put in a disc of Guns n Roses. ETA himself was shocked . Music had changed a long way since the 1940's . I explained that people all over the world worship Axl as a singer.

ETA wanted to visit him but I told him Rose was like a Buddist Monk now. He only came out to create great music and rarely saw anyone.



Of course by the time I was done ETA wanted me to go with him. But I declined. Since I was working on the solution to end Global Warming . He thanked me for all the answers I gave him by the time it was over.

I awoke wondering if I had went to sleep high and if leaving it on MSNBC's Countdown was a wise Idea .

Ben Morgan
11-10-2007, 03:19 PM
Not surprised, I think Super is most likely to win the Corrie for "Most likely to get abducted"

moebius
11-10-2007, 08:29 PM
I've been abducted by Harpoon's UFO a couple of times.

I usually wake up in a strange place with my clothes turned inside out.

Paradox
11-10-2007, 10:51 PM
Hypnogogic sleep. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia)

Forefinger
11-12-2007, 05:19 AM
I'm not seeing where Axl Rose comes out to make "great" music.


The ROCK for President!

malephoenix
11-12-2007, 07:19 AM
All I got out of this was that Osama Bin Laden has been masquerading as The Rock, that Axl and Colbert are aliens, and SuperE = planet-wide air-conditioning.

HomerJay
11-12-2007, 07:57 AM
I've often thought of becoming a golf club.

Karl J Barnes
11-12-2007, 07:59 AM
I've often thought of becoming a golf club.

and putting huge boobs?

Sean Walsh
11-12-2007, 08:07 AM
I awoke wondering if I had went to sleep high and if leaving it on MSNBC's Countdown was a wise Idea .

See, you had me literally until this part.

No way you had Countdown on, because otherwise ETA would've been frightened away from Earth forever by your racial slurs against George W. Bush and the subsequent frothing of the mouth...

:p

HomerJay
11-13-2007, 02:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/i20want20to20believe_small.jpg

HomerJay
11-13-2007, 02:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/iwanttobelievecatiy1.jpg

HomerJay
11-13-2007, 02:05 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/LeifGarrettC10102262.jpg

I WANT TO BE LEIF

mattx110
11-13-2007, 02:07 PM
/\Ya know, before i scrolled all the way down, my first thought was "She's gorgeous!"

Paradox
11-13-2007, 09:35 PM
Heh, on a similar note, the first time I saw the cover of the first Poison album on the rack, my first thought was "Oh, look, the Bangles have a new one out." :)