Test Time! Do you really are a hardcore gamer?

[Thorlief]

do the test, and you will know!

http://generationdreamteam.free.fr/TestHardcoreGamerEng.html

I know I shouldn't, but man I nearly laughed my *** off. Hilarious engrilish

oh, I got 43 points btw

[Gladiaria_Alata]

I got the feeling that the guy that wrote that didn't think girls would do it... :p

45 points.

[Thorlief]

"Often, i go into videogames stores even if i have nothing to buy and nothing particular to see, like chicks going round the clothing shops for no reason"

AHAHAHHAHAHhahahahah oh boy..oh boy

[kain5252]

40 points.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

"Often, i go into videogames stores even if i have nothing to buy and nothing particular to see, like chicks going round the clothing shops for no reason"

AHAHAHHAHAHhahahahah oh boy..oh boy

Yeah. :rolleyes:

[Agent Helix]

Might as well have just called it "ARE YOU A VIRGIN? FIND OUT!"

[Your Imaginary Pal]

16 points, I am do really not a hardcore gamer.

[1WEBHEAD]

. . . 63 points. . . . . . . . . .

I can't see how anyone can say no to sex to play a videogame, even if it's Halo 3. . .

[1WEBHEAD]

Jade Raymond = Major Hottie!

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00266/Jade_Raymond_300_266520g.jpg

[Sanagi]

33. This test called me a newbie.

[1WEBHEAD]

33. This test called me a newbie.

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00266/Jade_Raymond_300_266520g.jpg

Sorry, she's just EXTREMELY beautiful. . . .

[Agent Helix]

We saw it the first time.

Jesus, she's got more jaws than Roy Scheider.

[Thorlief]

who's she, if I may ask?

[1WEBHEAD]

We saw it the first time.

Jesus, she's got more jaws than Roy Scheider.

You should see Morgan Webb. . .

[1WEBHEAD]

who's she, if I may ask?

She was on G4's electric Playground show and is now working on the great looking videogame: Assissin's Creed.

Beauty and Brains.

What more could you ask for? :D

[Agent Helix]

Someone that doesn't look like they chew through lead pipes for fun?

[Thorlief]

yup, she looks good. I wonder if she are like to make me does her

[1WEBHEAD]

Someone that doesn't look like they chew through lead pipes for fun?

Well, let's be honest, most of the chicks that are into videogames, erm . . .y'know. . . aren't exactly super-models and made for radio instead of TV. . . .

[Agent Helix]

Well, I'm sure you and Ms. Pac-Man up there will be very happy together.

[HectorP]

21 for me. Definitely a gamer, but far from hardcore.

[1WEBHEAD]

Well, I'm sure you and Ms. Pac-Man up there will be very happy together.

To each his own.:)

[Fatguy]

. . . 63 points. . . . . . . . . .

I can't see how anyone can say no to sex to play a videogame, even if it's Halo 3. . .

Dude, I have. Buncha times. My wife gets nothing when I'm super excited about a new game!

I scored a 41, even though I could swear I hit no more than yes. I definetly dont consider myself a fulltime harcore gamer. Only an occasional one.

[1WEBHEAD]

Dude, I have. Buncha times. My wife gets nothing when I'm super excited about a new game!

I scored a 41, even though I could swear I hit no more than yes. I definetly dont consider myself a fulltime harcore gamer. Only an occasional one.

Bah! When I get married, my girl is going to be right beside as I snipe off an elite's head.

She'll be my partner in crime. :D

[Fatguy]

Bah! When I get married, my girl is going to be right beside as I snipe off an elite's head.

She'll be my partner in crime. :D

lol we have been doing that somewhat. She's more into platform type games (worlds biggest Crash Bandicoot fan) but I talked her into doing some co-op Halo 3, and she's been really digging it :cool:

Its been fun. She sucks, since she's new to FPS games, so it adds both hilarity and challenge.

We did beat the crap out of Ultimate Alliance together though. She plays a mean Spider-Woman.

[1WEBHEAD]

lol we have been doing that somewhat. She's more into platform type games (worlds biggest Crash Bandicoot fan) but I talked her into doing some co-op Halo 3, and she's been really digging it :cool:

Its been fun. She sucks, since she's new to FPS games, so it adds both hilarity and challenge.

Ha! You got an Xbox Live account? :D

BTW, I'm sure she knows of the new Crash Bandicoot game: Crash of the titans, right?:)

[Fatguy]

Ha! You got an Xbox Live account? :D

BTW, I'm sure she knows of the new Crash Bandicoot game: Crash of the titans, right?:)

Not yet, we're getting one here soon once I stop being lazy and get an account ;)

And yep, she plays it often. The damn music gets stuck in my head all the time.

[Kid Kamikaze10]

56.

Wow, I need to chill out with the video game stuff....

[StreetFighterRyu]

Horrible freakin' english!
Anyways, 19 points.

[Young Avenger]

Got 37 points

[DrewTheXenocide]

25.

I don't know what my feelings are on this.

Edit: Now that I know who she is, add one point for being willing to have sex with Jade Raymond.

[JCAll]

48 for me. But I don't really know it I wan't to take the opinion of a person that thinks this -
17. I have already spent 50 hours of my life to improve the statistics of a videogame character
- is Hardcore. I spend 4 times that on every version of Pokemon.

[HectorP]

Now I want a test called "Are you really a bad enough dude to save the president from Ninjas?"

Since, you know, many of us never had a chance to do it ourselves.

[1WEBHEAD]

25.

I don't know what my feelings are on this.

Edit: Now that I know who she is, add one point for being willing to have sex with Jade Raymond.

hey, back off! She's mine! :p

[1WEBHEAD]

Now I want a test called "Are you really a bad enough dude to save the president from Ninjas?"

Since, you know, many of us never had a chance to do it ourselves.

I did. the old fart ony took me out for a burger in return. :D

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

My score was 57, and here's what they said:

Videogames have no secrecy to you, it's a passion that you have from your childhood. You are more interested by videogames news than by world and political news. You spend your days to judge games after having seen screenshots and videos, and you dislike the fact that publishers only think to make money. For you, videogames are an Art, like cinema. Fortunately, your brain has not been completely attacked by pixels, you have a little scope before reaching the final stage. You're a passionnate person, but you're not a games addict.


The 'spent 50 hours improving the stats of a character question' made me chuckle...

...I'm currently trying to get all 69000 stored levels and 500 stored stars for my custom character in Makai Kingdom.

Maxed out the stars, and on the levels I'm at 40,300.

[Fish Sauce]

21 points for me.

[Quilt]

"Videogames have no secrecy to you, it's a passion that you have from your childhood. You are more interested by videogames news than by world and political news. You spend your days to judge games after having seen screenshots and videos, and you dislike the fact that publishers only think to make money. For you, videogames are an Art, like cinema. Fortunately, your brain has not been completely attacked by pixels, you have a little scope before reaching the final stage. You're a passionnate person, but you're not a games addict."

I scored 42. That sounds about right. The grammar for that entire thing was atrocious though.

[Jared H.]

46 points.

Videogames have no secrecy to you, it's a passion that you have from your childhood. You are more interested by videogames news than by world and political news. You spend your days to judge games after having seen screenshots and videos, and you dislike the fact that publishers only think to make money. For you, videogames are an Art, like cinema. Fortunately, your brain has not been completely attacked by pixels, you have a little scope before reaching the final stage. You're a passionnate person, but you're not a games addict.

[Agent Helix]

I finally went and looked through this quiz. Half of it makes no sense whatsoever. The other half is TERRIFYING.

[Black Atom]

Hmm. I got a 34.


Jade Raymond = Major Hottie!

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00266/Jade_Raymond_300_266520g.jpg

Really, she's not that hot. I mean, she's hot for a girl that's into video games, but that's still quite below real hot.

[Kevin M.]

16 points, I am do really not a hardcore gamer.

Same here.

[GremlinClr]

29 here. I thought I'd get higher considering how much I play games.

[Jimmy T. Squirrel]

I've been using computers and playing games since about 1988, I can see 4 consoles and a PC that cost over a £1000 just by having a quick look around, I have a games collection of over 200 games and I only managed to get an almighty score of 2. :eek:

How are people getting scores so high. :confused:

[Sanagi]

I've been using computers and playing games since about 1988, I can see 4 consoles and a PC that cost over a £1000 just by having a quick look around, I have a games collection of over 200 games and I only managed to get an almighty score of 2. :eek:

How are people getting scores so high. :confused:
It's a dumb joke test, that's all.

[Thorlief]

I've been using computers and playing games since about 1988, I can see 4 consoles and a PC that cost over a £1000 just by having a quick look around, I have a games collection of over 200 games and I only managed to get an almighty score of 2. :eek:

How are people getting scores so high. :confused:

88? '84 for me, ROOKIE

(jk)

[G. Wayne]

36 points
You're a newbie in the small world of hardcore gamers, but you belong to this world. You mark yourself out because you're down-to-earth again, and you don't have the involvement in games that fellow members of hardcore gamers groups can have, but for the common run of people you're not a normal person. Be careful, you have integrated a group who might have a bad influence on you. If you want to preserve your mental integrity and have a normal life, get your games in the garbage can and remove all bookmarks relative to videogames. If you're happy with you condition, continue playing games a lot but you are on the road to total unreasonableness. You'll can't come back.

Yeeaaah. I think my score was a lot lower than I expected since I don't buy games or systems the day they come out. How many questions related to that anyway?

[Shawn Hopkins]

I got 19. I am not doing being a hardcore gamer. I've got hundreds of video games most major consoles dating back to 2600, though, and have spent a lot of time playing games since the 2600, so I must be doing something wrong.

The explanation was hilarious, though, and well worth taking the test.

Between 10 and 19 :

Even if it's not a reason to live for you, you have a particular interest in videogames. Often, you have a detachment from videogames, you don't throw yourself body and soul in this practice, it allow you to stay down-to-earth and it preserve you from all the bad effects that a too big investment could lead.

Perhaps you are also someone too reasonable, and perhaps you have other passions devouring even more you and on which it is best that you keep the secret. Yet we can not qualify you of hardcore gamer, although you fill in a part of the criteria. Is it good or bad?


I think the test should be retitled "Do you being a moronic poser who doesn't really understand gaming and also, will never get laid," but that's just me.

Jade Raymond is cute. I want to believe Jade from Beyond Good and Evil is based on her, even though I know that's not true.

Oh, and I played Bad Dudes at an arcade today. I didn't get far enough to have a burger with Ronnie, though. I got my ass kicked by the second boss, the one at the end of the truck with Wolverine claws.

[1WEBHEAD]

Hmm. I got a 34.



Really, she's not that hot. I mean, she's hot for a girl that's into video games, but that's still quite below real hot.

I still think she's a cutie. . .

:o

[Black Atom]

I still think she's a cutie. . .

:o

Don't get me wrong, she's not ugly. But being the hottest girl that's into gaming is like being the world's fastest paraplegic.

[StreetFighterRyu]

I still think she's a cutie. . .

:o

Well I think she's gorgeous.

[1WEBHEAD]

Well I think she's gorgeous.

i wouldn't kick her out of bed.

[1WEBHEAD]

I'm kinda depressed that I have the highest score. . .

[Nomad]

58. I'm disappointed in myself. I'll work hard to get the two points I need to level up into the next bracket.

[StreetFighterRyu]

I'm kinda depressed that I have the highest score. . .

Yeah, I see that.


. . . 63 points. . . . . . . . . .


.I can't see how anyone can say no to sex to play a videogame, even if it's Halo 3. . .

Or WOW for that matter.

[nervmeister]

I'm a 49. Guess I'm satisfied.

[Arachnid]

You should see Morgan Webb. . .

Yet they're both still hot as hell.:D