If You Could Slap Any Hero in the Marvel Universe, Who Would You Slap?

[DaeJi]

Well, this is pretty spelled out. As much as we love them, every now and then our favorite heroes need some sense slapped back into them. So who would you slap? Assuming of course, that they can't actually do anything to you.

[reddog]

Well considering Hero has become such a subjective word these days thats a really tough Question. Initially I would say Tony Stark but I no longer see hime as a hero. I would probably say Justice to try and get him to wake up and look around at whats happening to the KIDS around him.

[IRONY...]

Cyclops to start behaving as the leader he is and stop running behind skirts

[Alan2099]

Ironman or Speedball.

Probably Speedball.

[Raker Q.]

who would you slap?
Hak Pym and then I would say "How do YOU like it?!"
*dodges tomatoes*...I kid, I kid....sorry :o

Actually I would slap Ms. Marvel....I dont like her thought bubles in Avengers and the way she leads the team....I dont know...maybe Bendis doesnt right her as good as Reed....after House of M, I was hoping she would really step up for Marvel as a strong female lead but am somewhat dissapointed....so...
I mean...its like come on girl ...you can do better....*slap*...*slap*.....*slap*....*slap*.... .*slap*.....*slap*....*slap*....whoops...I got carried away there......but I liked it! :D

runner-up goes to the Sentry when he pulls his basketcase act... *slap!*

[Raker Q.]

Ironman or Speedball.

Probably Speedball.

oooooo good answer....I forgot about him....but wouldnt slaping speedball do damage to yourself since you are inflicting pain and that is how his power is activated....hmmmm....might be worth it anyway.....*slap!*

[DaeJi]

Let me see... Well, I'm tempted to say Squirrel Girl because I know she wouldn't be able to kick my ass for it, though I would probably miss out of fear. Or I would miss and that slap would become a grope :D

I think the Hulk needs a good slap across the face for being such a huge douche. And I would slap Cho. Because I hate him.

[ivesaidway2much]

Penance. Oh wait, no... he'd probably just enjoy that.

[Monty_Cristo]

Janet Van Dyne so Pym fans will like me.

[firstnovaprime]

Somebody mentioned Iron-nads,so I will have to say our Nova for being
involved with that ***** Gamora, and letting her kill Ko-rel. And M2 Nova for his arrogance.

[Fatguy]

Janet Van Dyne so Pym fans will like me.

Oooooooooh you totally went there!

;)

I would slap Nightcrawler, try and help him remember he has a personality and that he's not the X-Pet.

[Elegance Liberty]

Emma Frost, followed by US Agent (even though I do like him) and then Sentry.

[reddog]

Diamondback ( But don't ask me where and how)

[DaeJi]

Somebody mentioned Iron-nads,so I will have to say our Nova for being
involved with that ***** Gamora, and letting her kill Ko-rel. And M2 Nova for his arrogance.

Have you seen Gamora?! I would slap him if he said no!

[Raker Q.]

Have you seen Gamora?! I would slap him if he said no!

I would rather slap Gamora...although...where I slap her might be considered a spank.....soooooo *slap!* :D

[reddog]

If I held my hand out and ran do you think I could get away with spanking I mean slapping Diamondback and Gamora or would that be cheating?

[Raker Q.]

yeah that would be cheating.....but damn...I couldnt think of a better way to cheat.....*watches reddog run off* :D

[Monty_Cristo]

If I held my hand out and ran do you think I could get away with spanking I mean slapping Diamondback and Gamora or would that be cheating?

no but you'd probably end up missing that hand.

[reddog]

no but you'd probably end up missing that hand.

It would be Worth the sacrifice i think.

[Raker Q.]

Well, this is pretty spelled out. As much as we love them, every now and then our favorite heroes need some sense slapped back into them. So who would you slap? Assuming of course, that they can't actually do anything to you.


no but you'd probably end up missing that hand.
well we are assuming they wouldnt do anything but you may have a point :(



It would be Worth the sacrifice i think.
Thats the spirit!....youve got good speed....now raise the hand a little higher......higher.....nope lower......right there......*slap!* *slap!* :eek:
oh dude.....you better run....they dont look happy

[shaunyc56]

Eric O'grady, I loved the book. But you don't bang your freinds girl on his grave. We got to have some law.

[BeastieRunner]

Eric O'grady, I loved the book. But you don't bang your freinds girl on his grave. We got to have some law.

That was pure gold.

[Monty_Cristo]

Eric O'grady, I loved the book. But you don't bang your freinds girl on his grave. We got to have some law.

lol! there was a man law post at newsarama that i should have saved. Eric definately broke that one, depending on how long it was before he made his move.

[shaunyc56]

lol! there was a man law post at newsarama that i should have saved. Eric definately broke that one, depending on how long it was before he made his move.

It was the NEXT DAY!!!!!!!!

[Monty_Cristo]

It was the NEXT DAY!!!!!!!!

fair enough. i actually looked up the statute. Eric is guilty of breaking 2 man laws.

firstly, he broke the "poke it, you own it" rule. Chris clearly was poking it.

and then there's....

"It was suggested to be various short amounts of time, but the idea of dating a friend's ex was thought to be wholly unacceptable by Mr. Reynolds. However, when asked "What if she's drop-dead gorgeous?", Mr. Reynolds changed his answer to "Six months" and the motion was summarily accepted."

like you mentioned, it was the next day. but she was gorgeous.

i guess the old adage, "bros before hoes" applies as well. so zombie Chris totally has the right to beat Eric up. of course, there's also a statute that would deem it reasonable for Hank Pym's fellow Avengers to take him into an alley and beat him down.

[Clea]

Eric O'grady, I loved the book. But you don't bang your freinds girl on his grave. We got to have some law.


Hahahahaha!

I was going to say that I'd give Spiderman a good shake for being such a neurotic, guilty wuss about Aunt May, but you've convinced me. Eric O'Grady wins.

[Monty_Cristo]

Hahahahaha!

I was going to say that I'd give Spiderman a good shake for being such a neurotic, guilty wuss about Aunt May, but you've convinced me. Eric O'Grady wins.

if it makes you all feel better, he was slapped at least 3 times during his short-lived series. that's some kind of record for a new hero.

[shaunyc56]

[QUOTE=Monty_Cristo;5661346]fair enough. i actually looked up the statute. Eric is guilty of breaking 2 man laws.

firstly, he broke the "poke it, you own it" rule. Chris clearly was poking it.

and then there's....

"It was suggested to be various short amounts of time, but the idea of dating a friend's ex was thought to be wholly unacceptable by Mr. Reynolds. However, when asked "What if she's drop-dead gorgeous?", Mr. Reynolds changed his answer to "Six months" and the motion was summarily accepted."

like you mentioned, it was the next day. but she was gorgeous.



Actually, she was not that hot. Kinda reminded me of Janis from the ghostbusters cartoon.

[Omega Alpha]

The Sentry, so he will actually do something. Or Thunderbird III, but he deserves a punch. Preferentially a retcon one.

[Monty_Cristo]

[QUOTE=Monty_Cristo;5661346]fair enough. i actually looked up the statute. Eric is guilty of breaking 2 man laws.

firstly, he broke the "poke it, you own it" rule. Chris clearly was poking it.

and then there's....

"It was suggested to be various short amounts of time, but the idea of dating a friend's ex was thought to be wholly unacceptable by Mr. Reynolds. However, when asked "What if she's drop-dead gorgeous?", Mr. Reynolds changed his answer to "Six months" and the motion was summarily accepted."

like you mentioned, it was the next day. but she was gorgeous.



Actually, she was not that hot. Kinda reminded me of Janis from the ghostbusters cartoon.

hey, she was supposed to be SHIELD's "it" girl before Chris and Eric got to her. she was decent looking in the graveyard scene, at least. ok, so she's no Ms. Marvel. they can't all be.

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[shaunyc56]

[QUOTE=shaunyc56;5661387]

hey, she was supposed to be SHIELD's "it" girl before Chris and Eric got to her. she was decent looking in the graveyard scene, at least. ok, so she's no Ms. Marvel. they can't all be.

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I was in the Marine Corps for a couple years. Trust me, what was an it girl in the Corps would not get a second look in the world.

[LordEd1976]

There's just so many I can't decide.

Question. Are we slapping with just bare hand or can I use a glove with a brick inside?

[Weapon Ick]

I'd slap Madrox because then there would be two of my favorite hero.

[StoneGold]

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[Jinxer]

On the face or on the bum?

On the face I'd smack Tony Stark. Then I'll leave a bottle of Jack Daniels nearby hoping he'll sink himself into a drunken stupor... again.

On the bum I'd smack Mystique. She seems like the kinda girl who likes it rough. Maybe if I do it hard enough she'll <3 me instead of kill me.

[Erik Lehnsherr]

Wolverine, of course. The guy really sucks.

[Den]

Well, he's not a hero anymore in my opinion either, but I'd probably slap Tony anyway.

If not him, Spider-Man for seriously considering betraying his wife to save his aunt. It may seem noble that he's willing to sacrifice her yadda yadda, but "Till death do us part"is the oath he gave to MJ, and it was a promise born of love.

Besides, if May isn't going straight onto heaven as soon as she dies then no one in the MU is

[Mr Blinky]

I'd slap Professor X for locking up a sentient being in his cellar and turning it into a holodeck (or maybe I should just slap Whedon).

I'd slap Civil War Reed Richards, World's Stretchiest Facist. And then his neck would reach its elastic limit and his face would come flying back towards me, so I'd hit it again, elastic limit, slap, elastic limit, slap...It's your basic Swing-Ball beat-down.

And I'd slap Big Bertha of the G.L.A. Not because I don't like her; I just think that watching flesh undulate for thirty minutes would be kinda soothing...

[firstnovaprime]

Have you seen Gamora?! I would slap him if he said no!

Looks can kill! Especially since she wants to kill him!

[NathanielEssex]

Wolverine, of course. The guy really sucks.

I echo this sentiment. But front hand/back hand over and over, like with the chick in Chinatown.

[Fatguy]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/b/5/0b5ffb737b947b9c35bd53fadfc2851f.gif

That is high-larious. God I love out of context slap scenes, its my weakness!

[Kage Kisaragi]

Can I choose where I slap them? Can I slap Rogue without her draining me from the touch? Can I slap her on the tush with the same results? .... I'd like to see someone slap Colossus when he is all organic steeled up.. should be comical.

[Animation]

I would slap Tony Stark, except he isnt a hero anymore. He is a villain. There is nothing they can do to redeem him in my eyes. They could kill him off. It would still not redeem him but at least he'd get what he deserves.

Same for Ms. Marvel. Fascist. Beat up any more women in front of their kids lately?

I would also slap Spider-Man from being dumb enough to go public and trusting Stark, but I think he has learned his lesson. Besides, that was 100&#37; our of character. It was done for shock, or because the rent-a-writers only want to tell the story, they dont care anymore whether something makes sense or is in character. They just make the character do what is necessary for the story to proceed.

Of course, I guess really, I'd like to slap Marvel itself. All this Registration and Civil War and turning Stark evil is a big load. I wont pay for a Marvel product ever again. Well, maybe the movies, as long as the registration crap isnt in it. Otherwise all my money is going to DC and Independent comics.

Lewis

[Funkdmonkey]

Steve Rogers

[DaeJi]

If what I hear about One More Day is true, I'm changing my answer to Spider-Man, because he'll @#$&#37;ing deserve it.

[ToxicTeen]

Surge from New X-Men. She's being a bitch lately...

[Magneto Rocks]

Amadaeus Cho.

Okay, it would probably be more of a punch. And he's not a hero. But still.

[Jinxer]

I'd tap Mystique on the bum and she'd be all, "oh, Nova-chu... <3" and I'd be all "Pi-Ka! <3"

[wingsofdamnation]

i would slap wolverine upside the head. why is it that he (more the writers problem) forgets that he was expertly trained to be a killer and is supposed to be the best he is at what he does? every fight i see with him always starts with him jumping head first into the battle and then being blasted aside like a rag doll. have some self respect douch

[Assassin Spider]

1) Tony Stark. For thinking he can trust the government to not mess with super-powered humans as soon as his back is turned. Also, for siding with the government against Captain America in the first place. And for the psychological pressure he placed on Spider-Man to reveal his identity.

2) Peter Parker. For confessing to the world that he was Spider-Man. (And possibly for sacrificing Mary Jane to save Aunt May if One More Day turns out like some people are saying it will.)

3) Remy LeBeau. For overestimating his strength of will when it came to Apocalypse's body-and-mind-altering capabilities. For joining Mr. Sinister's Marauders.

4) Bobby Drake. For trusting Mystique at all.

5) Matt Murdock. For setting the Kingpin free and thus being partly responsible for that a**hole being out of the reach of Spider-Man's justice should Aunt May actually keel over and die. (Way to honor years of friendship, jack***.)

[socool8520]

hell yeah. with you all the way IRONY ! we could double pimp slap that sissy.

[Cayman]

Madrox, until there's a room full of dupes.

[matthewaos]

5) Matt Murdock. For setting the Kingpin free and thus being partly responsible for that a**hole being out of the reach of Spider-Man's justice should Aunt May actually keel over and die. (Way to honor years of friendship, jack***.)

Actually these events happen before the DD story.

First thing popped in my mind is Iron Man. Or JMS...

[Will.S]

Iron Man is way too easy.

I'd really like to slap the new Guardian Michael Pointer so hard to stop being so emo.

[Monty_Cristo]

Iron Man is way too easy.

I'd really like to slap the new Guardian Michael Pointer so hard to stop being so emo.

i'd rather he just not exist. he's like a wannabe Penance and that's just lame.

[CMBMOOL]

1. Storm-for her "mis-charaterization" in Black Panther, and in hopes that she is a skrull and would reveal her true form

2. Crystal-for being a cheater and broken Johnny Storm's heart.

3. Reed Richards-for his actions in Civil WAr and WOrld War Hulk

4. Joe Q- for ruining Spider-man

5. Both Cyclops and Xaiver- for acting like wusses to each other.

6. Joss Whendon- For killing off Kitty, if Astonishing ending is true.

7. Dr. Strange- for not defending the Hulk in the first place

8. Dr. Samson-for not really "helping" the Hulk