I need a girlfriend

[sunshinegirl]

It's called motorcycle duty. High, polished leather boots, the riding jodhpurs, the leather jacket..., the mirror shades and the french braid...

I'm tellin' ya... HOTT!

yes, i expect some aviators as a graduation present. (from my hubs) ;)

(assuming i graduate!)

[beetlebum]

Bah. Screw professional :D I always wear pigtails to work. And school. I have them set high at the back of my head with pink ribbons, and they reach down past my shoulders now.
Of course there's this one guy who keeps tugging on them, going "ding! Elevator up!"

:mad:


I'm LMAO at this. This is like something out of a sitcom. And than I imagine Sing trying to hold back her fury before eventually exploding.

Sorry but this is too funny!:D http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif

[CutterMike]

Bah. Screw professional :D I always wear pigtails to work. And school. I have them set high at the back of my head with pink ribbons, and they reach down past my shoulders now.
Of course there's this one guy who keeps tugging on them, going "ding! Elevator up!"

:mad:

Y'know... if you ever want to mess with the guy's head...

If you ever decide to cut your hair short, save the braids (or buy some cheap extensions) and pin them in place on the top of your head, as usual.

You see where this is going, right...?

[Cam63]

i can't french braid my own hair! whatapooper!

i can see me out on the pistol range with my ultra-military-mega-man instructor with my pigtails! i don't think he'd even give me my ammo. hahaha

high leather boots-- i REALLY need to petition some agencies to allow me to wear them. ;)

(j/k)

You'd be amazed how many firing range instructors are sensitive new age guys.

[hellokittykat]

i can't french braid my own hair! whatapooper!

i can see me out on the pistol range with my ultra-military-mega-man instructor with my pigtails! i don't think he'd even give me my ammo. hahaha

high leather boots-- i REALLY need to petition some agencies to allow me to wear them. ;)

(j/k)

I like wearing pinktails when I'm doing something like going to the firing range or sparring.
Then you stick out your tongue and give them a raspberry when you outshoot them.:p

[Gladiaria_Alata]

It seems I have the urge to study even more!

Where the hell is this coming from??? o_O

[hellokittykat]

It seems I have the urge to study even more!

Where the hell is this coming from??? o_O

Zombie mutant textbooks with hypnotic telepathy?

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Zombie mutant textbooks with hypnotic telepathy?

*hold textbook out at arms length*

..Damn I didn't think of that. :eek:

Oh well, at least I only have 3 pages to go to finish todays section.

[hellokittykat]

*hold textbook out at arms length*

..Damn I didn't think of that. :eek:

Oh well, at least I only have 3 pages to go to finish todays section.

Good job! :)

After you're finished though, I'd stab the book with a knife made from the bones of saints, douse it in holy water and then shoot it with a silver bullet just to be safe.

[WhiteRose]

And chant. Don't forget to chant.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Good job! :)

After you're finished though, I'd stab the book with a knife made from the bones of saints, douse it in holy water and then shoot it with a silver bullet just to be safe.

And chant. Don't foget to chant.

Good ideas!

And I'll add burying it at the bottom to my wardrobe. Heheh.

[Jack Zodiac]

I like wearing pinktails when I'm doing something like going to the firing range or sparring.
Then you stick out your tongue and give them a raspberry when you outshoot them.:p

I save my pink tails for formal outings. When I go to the firing range, I opt for a nice French braid.

[Jack Zodiac]

It seems I have the urge to study even more!

Where the hell is this coming from??? o_O

Sobriety. Drinking will cure this immediately.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Sobriety. Drinking will cure this immediately.

It's gone now. :p

Don't have anything in the house anyway.


....Wait a minute I do, but I have no cola, no way in hell I'm drinking it neat, I learned my lesson with that gin. *shudders* Or steal Dad's beer, don't think he'd appreciate that....

[Jack Zodiac]

Wait. Are you talking rum? Whiskey? Or Scotch? 'Cause there are three things I don't abide. You don't put clothes on dogs. You don't fruit beer. And you don't defile Scotch with soda. It's a mockery!

[sunshinegirl]

Wait. Are you talking rum? Whiskey? Or Scotch? 'Cause there are three things I don't abide. You don't put clothes on dogs. You don't fruit beer. And you don't defile Scotch with soda. It's a mockery!

my parents gave me all their alcohol when the moved. there's this bottle of like black navy rum or something. i'm scared of it. and some vodka that looks sorta brown called titos, i think. i'm happy girl.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Wait. Are you talking rum? Whiskey? Or Scotch? 'Cause there are three things I don't abide. You don't put clothes on dogs. You don't fruit beer. And you don't defile Scotch with soda. It's a mockery!

Rum of course!

[hellokittykat]

I save my pink tails for formal outings. When I go to the firing range, I opt for a nice French braid.

Aww and I bet you look just pwecious too.:p Do you tie up with ribbons also?

[hellokittykat]

Rum of course!

Uh oh! Unless it's a poor rum, in which case it doesn't matter anyway, you can't defile rum either!:eek:

[Jack Zodiac]

my parents gave me all their alcohol when the moved. there's this bottle of like black navy rum or something. i'm scared of it. and some vodka that looks sorta brown called titos, i think. i'm happy girl.

Black rum? Spiced? Ooh, I bet that shit's fucking tasty.

Rum of course!

Well, that's a little better. I'm of the school that most liquor should be consumed by itself, but if a rum and coke or a Jack and coke now and then is alright. But Scotch? Even cheap Scotch shouldn't be mixed with soda.

Aww and I bet you look just pwecious too.:p Do you tie up with ribbons also?

Nah, man, I'm totally Eighties. I've got this sweet scrunchy with sequins.

Uh oh! Unless it's a poor rum, in which case it doesn't matter anyway, you can't defile rum either!:eek:

Eh, my rum of choice is Appleton Estate, and if I'm planning on drinking casually (yeah, I do that sometimes, just not often), a few rum and Cokes paces me; but when I'm getting warlord drunk, I don't even bother with the fuckin' glass. But high-shelf stuff, yeah... you don't mess with that.

[sunshinegirl]

[QUOTE=Jack Zodiac;5674695]Black rum? Spiced? Ooh, I bet that shit's fucking tasty.QUOTE]

i haven't tried it yet. i was up all night with a migraine, and i'm still too queazy to drink anything yet.
and it's called "cruzan black strap rum"

[snarkbunny]

Well, that's a little better. I'm of the school that most liquor should be consumed by itself, but if a rum and coke or a Jack and coke now and then is alright. But Scotch? Even cheap Scotch shouldn't be mixed with soda.


You are correct, Scotch and root beer that's the ticket. But I prefer the more expensive varieties of Scotch, they blend much better with the root beer (A&W is my preference....)

[Jack Zodiac]

i haven't tried it yet. i was up all night with a migraine, and i'm still too queazy to drink anything yet.
and it's called "cruzan black strap rum"

Oh! I was wondering what you meant by "black navy" rum. Yeah, Cruzan makes some tasty rums.

You are correct, Scotch and root beer that's the ticket. But I prefer the more expensive varieties of Scotch, they blend much better with the root beer (A&W is my preference....)

I'll take Barq's! It's the one with bite!

[snarkbunny]

I'll take Barq's! It's the one with bite!

Barq's would work well, too... and it's a nicer straight root beer.

I've never had the nerve to try Scotch and tea, even though tea, honey, lemon and Irish whiskey is a wonderful hot drink to warm up with on a chilly day.

[CutterMike]

Zombie mutant textbooks with hypnotic telepathy?
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."

I love that movie! One of my alltime faves.

[beetlebum]

my parents gave me all their alcohol when the moved. there's this bottle of like black navy rum or something. i'm scared of it. and some vodka that looks sorta brown called titos, i think. i'm happy girl.

Give it to me! I'll be your best friend and leave lotsa messages on your MySpace page!:D

Sobriety. Drinking will cure this immediately.


Ughhhhh, I can still feel the brandy from last night. http://forum.racesimcentral.com/images/smilies/drunk.gifhttp://forum.racesimcentral.com/images/smilies/sick.gif

[CutterMike]

Well, that's a little better. I'm of the school that most liquor should be consumed by itself, but if a rum and coke or a Jack and coke now and then is alright. But Scotch? Even cheap Scotch shouldn't be mixed with soda.

At a party we threw one time, my friend and I had to keep restraining each other from srtangling an otherwise dear friend who was mixing herself a Glenlivet and Seven. Even though I generally don't do Glenlivet anymore (Laphroaig, "Superstition" from the Isle of Jura, and some Balvenie Doublewood that I was given on my 50th birthday that I'm rationing), it still makes me shiver to think of it!

Eh, my rum of choice is Appleton Estate
If your local packy carries the 5-star Rhum Barbancourt - Reserve Speciale from Haiti, I *STRONGLY* recommend that you try it. (Unless you can afford their 15-year-old, which I can't! *sob*)

[CutterMike]

You are correct, Scotch and root beer that's the ticket. But I prefer the more expensive varieties of Scotch, they blend much better with the root beer (A&W is my preference....)

You... are not a nice person.

[CutterMike]

i can't french braid my own hair! whatapooper!

i can see me out on the pistol range with my ultra-military-mega-man instructor with my pigtails! i don't think he'd even give me my ammo. hahaha

high leather boots-- i REALLY need to petition some agencies to allow me to wear them. ;)

(j/k)

Okay, so you need something to keep your hair in place, and you need to look believable at the shooting range.

How about this...?

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/CutterMike/LeiaSunshine.jpg

(And please forgive the crappy, 5-minute Photoshoppage... I'm tired.)

[Jack Zodiac]

Ughhhhh, I can still feel the brandy from last night. http://forum.racesimcentral.com/images/smilies/drunk.gifhttp://forum.racesimcentral.com/images/smilies/sick.gif

I closed down the bars Saturday night, drank until I went to sleep, drank some more after I moved my girlfriend's brother into his new apartment, drank some more during an alcoholic scavenger hunt for my buddy Steve, and drank some more when we got back to his place, and I'm fit as a fuckin' fiddle.

At a party we threw one time, my friend and I had to keep restraining each other from srtangling an otherwise dear friend who was mixing herself a Glenlivet and Seven. Even though I generally don't do Glenlivet anymore (Laphroaig, "Superstition" from the Isle of Jura, and some Balvenie Doublewood that I was given on my 50th birthday that I'm rationing), it still makes me shiver to think of it!

Yeah, I get really angry with friends when liquor's involved. Well, usually. If I', buying, then I care a lot; but if they're wasting their own money ruining perfectly good Scotch with soda, they're fools! Fools, I say!

Oh, and Balvenie is some damn fine Scotch. Glenlivet's alright, too. And Lagavulin. But I was turned onto Macallan a while ago, and that's who I usually turn to for some nice, fine Scotch. I've got a couple 12 year old fine oaks I drink regularly, a bottle of 18 year old sherry oak for when I want something a little smoother and more upscale, and one bottle of 25 year old sherry oak I keep for the most special occasions. Hardly put a dent in that one.

I was in L.A. one week, and I visited this nice spirits store, and they had a set for the Macallan 50 year old Scotch with a glass decanter, an oak tray, and four special glasses. It was, like, $1500, and I ran though every single scenario in my mind that I could where I stole it and high-fuckin'-tailed it outta there with the fucking Ark of the Covenant of Scotches.

If your local packy carries the 5-star Rhum Barbancourt - Reserve Speciale from Haiti, I *STRONGLY* recommend that you try it. (Unless you can afford their 15-year-old, which I can't! *sob*)

Well, I probably can't afford it either, but I love aged, spiced rum, so if a rich uncle I don't know about keels, I'll look for it! :)

[sunshinegirl]

Okay, so you need something to keep your hair in place, and you need to look believable at the shooting range.

How about this...?

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/CutterMike/LeiaSunshine.jpg

(And please forgive the crappy, 5-minute Photoshoppage... I'm tired.)

hahahah! that's hilarious! i hope the instructor is a star wars fan...

[sunshinegirl]

Oh! I was wondering what you meant by "black navy" rum. Yeah, Cruzan makes some tasty rums.


yea, you should know by now that i'm bad with names of junk like that. :o

[hellokittykat]

I love that movie! One of my alltime faves.

Me too. :) That movie is a veritable treasure trove of goofy on-liners.

[Jack Zodiac]

It's also a cinema classic that showcases the amazing acting skills of Rowdy Roddy Piper. Truly one of America's most unsung thespians. Also, Patton Oswalt wrote a hilarious parody of it in the last Simpson's Tree House of Horror comic.

[hellokittykat]

It's also a cinema classic that showcases the amazing acting skills of Rowdy Roddy Piper. Truly one of America's most unsung thespians. Also, Patton Oswalt wrote a hilarious parody of it in the last Simpson's Tree House of Horror comic.

Really? I'll have to check it out.
I heard that they did a parody of it on 'Family Guy' too but I keep forgetting to look for the clip.

[beetlebum]

I closed down the bars Saturday night, drank until I went to sleep, drank some more after I moved my girlfriend's brother into his new apartment, drank some more during an alcoholic scavenger hunt for my buddy Steve, and drank some more when we got back to his place, and I'm fit as a fuckin' fiddle.



This confirms what I already knew before. You are not human. You carry around vaginas and live off of liquor you are a new species. You are of the species awesome! Hence the ability to consume more alcohol than an Australian/Irishman/ Lao person combined.

Jack Zodiac=teh awesome!http://www.redhotsweeps.com/forum/images/smilies/Gulp.gif

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/107195.gif

[Jack Zodiac]

Really? I'll have to check it out.
I heard that they did a parody of it on 'Family Guy' too but I keep forgetting to look for the clip.

It might've been a quick non-sequitur joke and not a full on parody episode, but I don't even remember a joke about it. Still, they make so many nonsensical jokes, I'm sure I've missed more than a few.

[Jack Zodiac]

You are of the species awesome!

Scientists have tried to run tests, but their pitiful metal instruments are mangled upon my rock-like flesh!

[CutterMike]

It's also a cinema classic that showcases the amazing acting skills of Rowdy Roddy Piper. Truly one of America's most unsung thespians. Also, Patton Oswalt wrote a hilarious parody of it in the last Simpson's Tree House of Horror comic.

Rowdy Roddy is a thespian?

He seems so butch.:p

[Jack Zodiac]

It's the plaid skirt, isn't it?

[Flamebird]

It's the plaid skirt, isn't it?

No, it's the matching handbag.

[Alan Lynch]

Both Roddy Piper and kilts being insulted? I demand satisfaction.

[WhiteRose]

Both Roddy Piper and kilts being insulted? I demand satisfaction.

Satisfaction?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/benny_benassi_-_satisfaction.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/url.jpg

[Alan Lynch]

Something tells me it's a good thing I can't see those pictures in work...

[John Hays]

Something tells me it's a good thing I can't see those pictures in work...

So you're saying you can't get no satisfaction?

[Alan Lynch]

So you're saying you can't get no satisfaction?
Well I could nip to the toilet for a bit if I was desperate.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Hey all.

tencharacters

[sunshinegirl]

So you're saying you can't get no satisfaction?

he and the stones have something in common.

now that song's gonna be stuck in my head all day.

at least it's a good song.

[hellokittykat]

Hey all.

tencharacters

Hi Gladdy. :)
....

[DungeonmasterJim]

Please help the old ignorant guy.


What is the deal with this 'tencharacters' stuff?


DM Jim

[sunshinegirl]

Please help the old ignorant guy.


What is the deal with this 'tencharacters' stuff?


DM Jim

i could tell you. but it'll cost you.

(yea, i don't know where that came from, but i do know the answer)

it's because a post has to have a minimum of 10 characters to post.

so, when someone types a short post, they'll add the term "ten characters" to it so it will meet the numerical requirements set for this forum. make sense?

:D

[DungeonmasterJim]

Thanks, Sunshine!


And with, I'm off to bed. :(


'night!


DM Jim

[sunshinegirl]

Thanks, Sunshine!


And with, I'm off to bed. :(


'night!


DM Jim

you're welcome. good night.

[beetlebum]

Hey all.

tencharacters

See! I told you sending hillbillies to her house would get her back here!;) :D

Soweeeeeeeeee..........http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/deliverance%20mighty%20purty%20mouth.jpeg

[Gladiaria_Alata]

See! I told you sending hillbillies to her house would get her back here!;) :D

Soweeeeeeeeee..........-snip-

Didn't need to do that. :p

They ran away after my sister terrorised them incessesantly, BTW. Heheh. :evilsmile

[beetlebum]

Didn't need to do that. :p

They ran away after my sister terrorised them incessesantly, BTW. Heheh. :evilsmile

Wot did she do?:confused:

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Wot did she do?:confused:

Acted like her usual cheerfully insane self. :p

[singoalla]

I'm LMAO at this. This is like something out of a sitcom. And than I imagine Sing trying to hold back her fury before eventually exploding.

Sorry but this is too funny!:D http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif

heh, he has a goatee. I tugged it back one day. He still tugs though :(

[singoalla]

Y'know... if you ever want to mess with the guy's head...

If you ever decide to cut your hair short, save the braids (or buy some cheap extensions) and pin them in place on the top of your head, as usual.

You see where this is going, right...?

:D it's been short short. Bright white and Idol-esque. It's been Ziggy-styled as well. And Cure-styled. lol.

But when it was short boys stopped hitting on me :(

[CutterMike]

:D it's been short short. Bright white and Idol-esque. It's been Ziggy-styled as well. And Cure-styled. lol.

But when it was short boys stopped hitting on me :(

Well, you don't have to KEEP it short. But if you ever DO decide to cut it, save the braids and clip them in place. Then when he tugs on one and it comes off in his hand you can either:

A - Totally ignore the situation, leaving him hoilding a detached pigtail in his hand and wondering what to do with it, or;
B - Scream, fall down, and clap a small baggie of fake blood to the spot where the hair was formerly attached.

Your choice sort of depends on how sick the REST of your cow-orkers' senses of humor (primarily your boss's) are, and how likely the target is to have a heart attack if you taake option B. (I.e. - Probably not recommended if he's an overweight smoker.)

[singoalla]

Well, you don't have to KEEP it short. But if you ever DO decide to cut it, save the braids and clip them in place. Then when he tugs on one and it comes off in his hand you can either:

A - Totally ignore the situation, leaving him hoilding a detached pigtail in his hand and wondering what to do with it, or;
B - Scream, fall down, and clap a small baggie of fake blood to the spot where the hair was formerly attached.

Your choice sort of depends on how sick the REST of your cow-orkers' senses of humor (primarily your boss's) are, and how likely the target is to have a heart attack if you taake option B. (I.e. - Probably not recommended if he's an overweight smoker.)

*gets evil gleam in eye* mwhahaha I would so totally do that. Sometimes in elevators I open my bag and whisper into it: Are you all right in there?

You should see the looks on people's faces :D

[CutterMike]

*gets evil gleam in eye* mwhahaha I would so totally do that. Sometimes in elevators I open my bag and whisper into it: Are you all right in there?

You should see the looks on people's faces :D

Alternative: "I TOLD you to be quiet! Do you WANT me to get the tweezers and the rubber cement out again!??!"

[beetlebum]

Please do it! Then film it and upload it onto Youtube. Is it wrong that I want that guy that tugs on your hair to become emotionally distraught because I think it would make it funnier?:D http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/emos-35.gif