RITA's XLII: For the Turnstiles

[Brian Cronin]

Here's RITA's.

It's a basic off-topic discussion thread. It is named in honor of one of our favorite posters, Awesome Rita!

Think about it as her bar.

Same rules as the regular board apply, except, well, the off-topic part.

In addition, if you really must know stuff like "what is the biggest shit you've taken?" or "why is it hard for ladies to have an orgasim?," then you can ask that stuff here.

Enjoy!

-Brian

[Stellar]

Screw you, Coke!

[Puma]

about time.

[howyadoin]

Sometimes I miss working with hot glass.I do my best work with cold glasses.

[howyadoin]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Birthday%202006/IMG_0003.jpg

[Deathstroke]

Are you a man of peace or a man of holy war?

[Chris Nowlin]

Screw you, Coke!

I don't know who this "Coke" is, but some of us have work to do

[Typo Lad]

I like holes.

[darkhanamaru]

I personally am thankful I have a teapot full of english breakfast right now..

[Stellar]

I don't know who this "Coke" is, but some of us have work to do

Wow, new username, new attitude. Next thing you know, you'll only be posting on weekends.

[howyadoin]

I personally am thankful I have a teapot full of english breakfast right now..Is "English breakfast" a euphemism like "Dutch courage"?

[darkhanamaru]

Is "English breakfast" a euphemism like "Dutch courage"?

oh no, not yet anyway....

[Typo Lad]

Is "English breakfast" a euphemism like "Dutch courage"?
I think it's a sex thing.

[Tages]

Well, Charter fucked me over. Pass me a drink, howy.

[darkhanamaru]

Well, Charter fucked me over. Pass me a drink, howy.

charter?????

[howyadoin]

oh no, not yet anyway....It's 5:00 somewhere.

I think it's a sex thing.I hope British sex is spicier than their food.

[Guapo Méndez]

Bah, check videos in Youtube for a second and bam!
New Rita's.

Well, here's a tribute to stupid people. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=tLogjBxmsx0)

[Royal]

City of Vancouver fucking suck.

(the government. Not the people.)

[darkhanamaru]

It's 5:00 somewhere.

I hope British sex is spicier than their food.

as long as they aren't london irish...;)












now i am craving pork.....

[howyadoin]

Well, Charter fucked me over. Pass me a drink, howy.I think there's a drink in this photo somewhere:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Llllick.jpg

now i am craving porkie.....Fixed it for ya.

[Guapo Méndez]

Now for some funny cat videos. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11R7wiaTvU)

[Guapo Méndez]

On air TV Bloopers.

Really funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrpaCOb_BGk)

[Nikita]

Screw you, Coke!



That's my boy.

[Deathstroke]

I like holes.

Shaved, trimmed or jungle like?

[Deathstroke]

I think there's a drink in this photo somewhere:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Llllick.jpg



Fuck the drink, gimme the two chicks.

[howyadoin]

Shaved, trimmed or Full on Bush like?http://www.endevil.com/images/George_Bush.jpg

?

[Royal]

On air TV Bloopers.

Really funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrpaCOb_BGk)

it would be funnier without the laugh track.

[darkhanamaru]

Fuck the drink, gimme the two chicks.

i thought you had stopped chicking?

[Michael P]

I think there's a drink in this photo somewhere:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Llllick.jpg


Can't see it.

[Nikita]

...wondering who's buttocks is in Michael's avatar...

[Deathstroke]

http://www.endevil.com/images/George_Bush.jpg

?

I changed my original post.

[Deathstroke]

i thought you had stopped chicking?


No. I'm a chickaholic. No support group shit will cure me of that condition.

[howyadoin]

Can't see it.Here, look again:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Tasty.jpg

[Nikita]

I changed my original post.


You sneaky bastard you.

[darkhanamaru]

Here, look again:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Tasty.jpg

doesn't count if they ain't naked....

[Deathstroke]

You sneaky bastard you.

Yes that's me. Sneaky McBastard!

[Deathstroke]

Here, look again:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Tasty.jpg

What is this drink you keep trying to make us see?

[Stellar]

That's my boy.

Niki! Muah.

Fuck the drink, gimme the two chicks.

I think you'd end up regretting it, man.

[Deathstroke]

I think you'd end up regretting it, man.


Why's that now?

[Royal]

mmmmmmm lesbait.

[Stellar]

Why's that now?

They look kinda young and... what's that other word I'm looking for...

[Nikita]

No. I'm a chickaholic. No support group shit will cure me of that condition.


Just make sure you stay away from the crazy ones.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4382/chickswithgunski6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Puma]

http://www.sports-king.com/images/photos/sumo_ghay.jpg

[Michael P]

Here, look again:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Tasty.jpg

Nope, still nothin'.

[Royal]

mmmmm Siberian Sunrise.

And no muwashi wedgies please. Thank you.

[Stellar]

Now we know why Puma should stick to cats. And we'll never forget.

[Jeff Brady]

Note to self:

Go to Vancouver and party with Howy.

[Michael P]

Your friends may have told you that Tales To Mildly Astonish doesn't have a Special Guest Review of Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 24 this week.

Your friends are lying filth. (http://talestomildlyastonish.blogspot.com/2007/10/ttma-presents-special-guest-review-of.html)

[Puma]

Now we know why Puma should stick to cats. And we'll never forget.

lesbaits on film, fat guys in loinclothes, about the same on the ick meter.

[Stellar]

Note to self:

Go to Vancouver and party with Howy.

I heard Montreal is where it's at.

[Nikita]

Now we know why Puma should stick to cats. And we'll never forget.


http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/4622/shockedkittykl9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Dan Apodaca]

Gotta go for a little while. This music-rights thread is the most fun I've had at CBR in a while.

Nice to be debating with so many intelligent folks. Be back later.

[Dan Apodaca]

I heard Montreal is where it's at.

Now that they have the Drawn + Quarterly store there, I want to go REAL BAD.

[Jeff Brady]

Your friends may have told you that Tales To Mildly Astonish doesn't have a Special Guest Review of Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 24 this week.

Your friends are lying filth. (http://talestomildlyastonish.blogspot.com/2007/10/ttma-presents-special-guest-review-of.html)

Heh.

You need to update the location.

lesbaits on film, fat guys in loinclothes, about the same on the ick meter.

When you've drawn guys that big naked for class, the ick factor really goes away.

I heard Montreal is where it's at.

That's not where Howy is, so who cares?

[Tages]

Gotta go for a little while. This music-rights thread is the most fun I've had at CBR in a while.

Nice to be debating with so many intelligent folks. Be back later.

Don't bother with the YABS equivalent. A certain poster who proves at least once a week that he knows nothing about everything takes up too much of the space on that one.

[Michael P]

Heh.

You need to update the location.


Que?

And also, hunh?

[howyadoin]

What is this drink you keep trying to make us see?Maybe it's in this photo:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Sleepy.jpg

[Stellar]

For a minute there, it looked like the legs belonged to someone hiding under the coats.

[Michael P]

Not there, either.

I'm sure we can find it if we look at enough pictures.

[Stellar]

Is it just me or is the server acting up?

[Royal]

lesbaits on film, fat guys in loinclothes, about the same on the ick meter.

But muwashis are standard gear in sumo.

[Jeff Brady]

Que?

And also, hunh?

Are you still in the Bronx?

[Nikita]

Maybe it's in this photo:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Sleepy.jpg


Lesbaiters? (nod to Royal)

Or the "real deal" ?

[Pól Rua]

Just make sure you stay away from the crazy ones.

But they're mah fav'rits!

[Michael P]

Are you still in the Bronx?

Oh, right!

[Royal]

mmmmmmm Sibirian Sunrise.

[mary e brickthrower]

Hello my kittlings!!

I just finished my review of BRAZIL, more like a review of TERRY GILLIAM. Now to empty my churning brain for some ANTM.

How is everyone's Wed night???

[Royal]

Great. Watching El Vampiro for the third time. Enjoying a Siberian Sunrise.

I need a new avatar.

[Pól Rua]

Hello my kittlings!!

I just finished my review of BRAZIL, more like a review of TERRY GILLIAM. Now to empty my churning brain for some ANTM.

How is everyone's Wed night???

I am shocked and horrified that it took you so long to see 'Brazil'.
Terry Gilliam is a candy-filled pinata of cinematic delight.
Yes he is.

[Nikita]

But they're mah fav'rits!


They will only break your heart Pol. They aren't even worth throwing munkey poo at.

[mary e brickthrower]

Great. Enjoying a Siberian Sunrise.



I'm about to make pour myself some Pinot Grigio - my fave cheap brand (CAVIT).

What's a siberian sunrise praytell?

[Pól Rua]

They will only break your heart Pol. They aren't even worth throwing munkey poo at.

it's a cruel world.

[Guapo Méndez]

Great. Watching El Vampiro for the third time. Enjoying a Siberian Sunrise.

I need a new avatar.

http://www.casanegrafilms.com/imx/titles/vampiro/150x214boxcover.jpg

[Stellar]

Hello my kittlings!!

I just finished my review of BRAZIL, more like a review of TERRY GILLIAM. Now to empty my churning brain for some ANTM.

How is everyone's Wed night???

Wed night... *shudders*.

It's all good in the hood. Haven't seen Brazil, myself, but I've heard good things.

[Nikita]

it's a cruel world.


Sad, but so very true.

Lets go set something on fire to make ourselves feel better.

[Michael P]

I realized I can no longer criticize Ann Coulter without being a hypocrite. For, just as she wished Timothy McVeigh had driven a Ryder truck in front of the Times Building, I wish the hijackers had flown those planes into the Fox News studios.

[mary e brickthrower]

I am shocked and horrified that it took you so long to see 'Brazil'.
Terry Gilliam is a candy-filled pinata of cinematic delight.
Yes he is.

Read my "study" on him on my column (link below) - I chastise myself for having not seen it until a week ago. Gilliam is so bloody brilliant!!!

[Pól Rua]

Sad, but so very true.
Lets go set something on fire to make ourselves feel better.
Fire helps us play!

Read my "study" on him on my column (link below) - I chastise myself for having not seen it until a week ago. Gilliam is so bloody brilliant!!!
Yup. I just checked it out via the Film/TV Board.
Gilliam's my favourite modern director.

[Royal]

I'm about to make pour myself some Pinot Grigio - my fave cheap brand (CAVIT).

What's a siberian sunrise praytell?

Grapefruit, trip sec and wodka.

[mary e brickthrower]

Grapefruit, trip sec and wodka.

I had been on a gin and juice kick a few weeks back. Goddard got some Beefeater Wet and I was mixing it with OJ. That was yummy-yums!

[Royal]

http://www.casanegrafilms.com/imx/titles/vampiro/150x214boxcover.jpg

Damn good suggestion.

And Casa Negra is the chit!!

[Nikita]

Anyone like musicals? The Phantom of The Opera is coming to Chicago. Damn, wish I could afford to go. I was a huge fan back in high school. Had the entire soundtrack to the play.

I'd walk around the house singing parts of it at the top of my lungs. :D


I'd really like to see that movie musical based on The Beatles songs Across The Universe. That looks kickass.

[Michael P]

Anyone like musicals? The Phantom of The Opera is coming to Chicago. Damn, wish I could afford to go. I was a huge fan back in high school. Had the entire soundtrack to the play.

What, you couldn't afford one for a good show?

I'd walk around the house singing parts of it at the top of my lungs. :D

That must have been... memorable for your family.

I'd really like to see that movie musical based on The Beatles songs Across The Universe. That looks kickass.

I get the same feeling from that one as I did from the Rent trailer, i.e. that it's trying WAY to hard to be the emotional film experience of the season.

[Ray R.]

I get the same feeling from that one as I did from the Rent trailer, i.e. that it's trying WAY to hard to be the emotional film experience of the season.

I felt that way about Moulin Rouge. Dress up an Elton John song, and it's still an Elton John song, emotional plotline be damned.

And didn't they do "Sgt. Pepper's" already with the BeeGees?

[Nikita]

What, you couldn't afford one for a good show?



That must have been... memorable for your family.



I get the same feeling from that one as I did from the Rent trailer, i.e. that it's trying WAY to hard to be the emotional film experience of the season.



I can't afford anything fun right now darnit. Stupid need for electricity. Humph.


Actually, I've been told that I have a pretty good singing voice, but even a good singing voice can get annoying after several hours of The Phantom. (that's why I don't do that anymore) :D

[Tadhg Adams]

I get the same feeling from that one as I did from the Rent trailer, i.e. that it's trying WAY to hard to be the emotional film experience of the season.

I'm vaguely interested in it because it's by the chick that did Titus and the Lion King Musical. Not enough to see it in the theater but maybe get it from netflix when I'm bored and it's on DVD.

[Michael P]

I'm vaguely interested in it because it's by the chick that did Titus and the Lion King Musical. Not enough to see it in the theater but maybe get it from netflix when I'm bored and it's on DVD.

Eh. If I want to experience how great the Beatles were, can't I just put on the White Album?

[Pól Rua]

IAnd didn't they do "Sgt. Pepper's" already with the BeeGees?

I'd just gotten that one out of my memory bank.
Gee, thanks, Ray.
Now I have to kill it again with booze!

[Tadhg Adams]

Eh. If I want to experience how great the Beatles were, can't I just put on the White Album?

Not if you want to experience how great they were, no.

[Nikita]

I'm vaguely interested in it because it's by the chick that did Titus and the Lion King Musical. Not enough to see it in the theater but maybe get it from netflix when I'm bored and it's on DVD.


I wanna see that too. But I'm 33 going on 12.


Awe, diggin that puppy avatar. Sooo cute.

[Nikita]

I finally saw the trailer for the Ironman movie. I gotta say...huh. The trailer came across as very corny to me in certain parts.

But of course, I'll go see it. Just cuz, well, it's Ironman.

[Gingold]

Eh. If I want to experience how great the Beatles were, can't I just put on Rubber Soul?

Fixed it for you.

[Tadhg Adams]

Fixed it for you.

You're a wise person and not just because you read FJM

[Merey]

I'm vaguely interested in it because it's by the chick that did Titus and the Lion King Musical. Not enough to see it in the theater but maybe get it from netflix when I'm bored and it's on DVD.

I'm a big Julie Taymor fan. She use to do a bunch of nifty, innovative productions at the theatre where I worked at after college.

I really want to see it, it seems like it's gotten some good reviews. And I've been a fan of Evan Rachel Wood since Once & Again.

[Royal]

And it appears that Tigers kill gifbuilders

[Puma]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128345359563750000.jpg

[Typo Lad]

What's the over/under on 'War and Heaven"?

[Guapo Méndez]

http://www.e-lopo.com/blog/images/funny_cat_pictures_01.jpg

[jessecuster3]

I realized I can no longer criticize Ann Coulter without being a hypocrite. For, just as she wished Timothy McVeigh had driven a Ryder truck in front of the Times Building, I wish the hijackers had flown those planes into the Fox News studios.

Hey now, my cousin is a producer there, and she's plenty liberal, big meanie.

[Michael P]

I'm a big Julie Taymor fan. She use to do a bunch of nifty, innovative productions at the theatre where I worked at after college.

I really want to see it, it seems like it's gotten some good reviews. And I've been a fan of Evan Rachel Wood since Once & Again.

*snaps fingers* That's her name!

I want to see that movie with her and Michael Douglas.

[jessecuster3]

Does it bother anyone if I am folding underwear while I post?

[Typo Lad]

Does it bother anyone if I am folding underwear while I post?
I dunno. Does it bother anyone that I'm sans underwear while I post?

[thespianphryne]

I'm a big Julie Taymor fan. She use to do a bunch of nifty, innovative productions at the theatre where I worked at after college.

I really want to see it, it seems like it's gotten some good reviews. And I've been a fan of Evan Rachel Wood since Once & Again.

Big Evan Rachel Wood fan here. But I do question her personal taste these days. What is it with insanely talented young actresses who go nuts? cf Christina Ricci.


-Das

[Puma]

Does it bother anyone if I am folding underwear while I post?

not as long as it's clean

[howyadoin]

Lesbaiters? (nod to Royal)

Or the "real deal" ?From what I hear, closer to the latter, but not entirely.

How is everyone's Wed night???It'd be better if Thanksgiving hadn't delayed this week's comic shipment.

Could be worse, though.

I had been on a gin and juice kick a few weeks back.No Bubonic chronic?

I felt that way about Moulin Rouge. Dress up an Elton John song, and it's still an Elton John song, emotional plotline be damned.

And didn't they do "Sgt. Pepper's" already with the BeeGees?I'm unfortunate enough to have witnessed that travesty.

[howyadoin]

I dunno. Does it bother anyone that I'm sans underwear while I post?Post away. I'm not wearing any drawers myself.

[Ed Cunard]

It'd be better if Thanksgiving hadn't delayed this week's comic shipment.

What do Canadians have to be thankful for?

[Michael P]

I'm *only* wearing underwear.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I dunno. Does it bother anyone that I'm sans underwear while I post?

Labtops are AAAAAWWWWEEESSSSOMMMEE.....i can lie back in my chair , comp on my lap .....watch TV , play some songs on my comp and all the while be in my boxers. LIFE IS GREAT.:)

[howyadoin]

What do Canadians have to be thankful for?Not living in the U.S.

[jessecuster3]

I'm *only* wearing underwear.

Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?

[Dreadstar]

Not living in the U.S.

You went for the easy one.

[howyadoin]

You went for the easy one.Yeah, that was weak of me.

[Michael P]

Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?

I don't share that information with people on the Internet who don't have boobs.

[Ed Cunard]

Not living in the U.S.

You make a valid point.

Do Canadians have thanksgiving traditions like we do here (and, by that, I mean "do you have an equivalent to eating large, stomach-busting meals with people you don't particularly like but are genetically bound to by some gross miscarriage of justice/cosmic joke/God's evil will")?

[Ed Cunard]

I don't share that information with people on the Internet who don't have boobs.

You've seen Jesse. He may have manboobs.

[jessecuster3]

I don't share that information with people on the Internet who don't have boobs.

Do you have any idea how many times I have shared that kind of information for surveys and such? Of course, I get paid for those.

[howyadoin]

You make a valid point.

Do Canadians have thanksgiving traditions like we do here (and, by that, I mean "do you have an equivalent to eating large, stomach-busting meals with people you don't particularly like but are genetically bound to by some gross miscarriage of justice/cosmic joke/God's evil will")?We eat just as much, but we do it earlier in the year. Various friends of mine did the deep-fried turkey thing and the turducken.

(But not together.)

[jessecuster3]

You've seen Jesse. He may have manboobs.

Hey now, I may be growing a stomach, but that's it.

[Michael P]

Is there a word for the discomfort you feel when you think you see someone you went to grade school with in a porno?

[Ed Cunard]

Is there a word for the discomfort you feel when you think you see someone you went to grade school with in a porno?

It depends if they were in the special needs classes or not.

[Tadhg Adams]

Is there a word for the discomfort you feel when you think you see someone you went to grade school with in a porno?

fup. Unless midgets are involved, then it's hot.

[howyadoin]

Is there a word for the discomfort you feel when you think you see someone you went to grade school with in a porno?Does "pants-tightening" count as one word?

[Puma]

Is there a word for the discomfort you feel when you think you see someone you went to grade school with in a porno?

Just wait until the stripper for your bridal shower (or bachelor party) was someone you dated in junior high.

[Ed Cunard]

Hey now, I may be growing a stomach, but that's it.

You and me both, brother. I always had a tummy, but it was one of those old-man-sticks-out-but-is-hard-cirrosis-reflecting tummies. I brushed my teeth shirtless the other day and got completely distracted and dismayed by my middle jiggle.

[Dreadstar]

Just wait until the stripper for your bridal shower (or bachelor party) was someone you dated in junior high.

...or their daughter.

[Michael P]

Dreadstar may have a Coke.

[Ed Cunard]

...or their daughter.

Or your daughter.

[Tadhg Adams]

Or your daughter.

DOUBLE HAWT.

[Dreadstar]

I'm on a dail-up at my folks.

I can't handle it. Gah.

[howyadoin]

...or their daughter.Hypothetically speaking, of course.*

















*Not really, but it always pays to throw in a disclaimer.

[howyadoin]

I'm on a dail-up at my folks.

I can't handle it. Gah.Should we type slower?

[jessecuster3]

So I like the new Radiohead, I don't love it, but there are a few songs I was digging.

[Tadhg Adams]

So I like the new Radiohead, I don't love it, but there are a few songs I was digging.

House of Cards?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I'm on a dail-up at my folks.

I can't handle it. Gah.

DSL/Cable does spoil you . I went to a cousins and he had dial-up. I nearly wanted to put my head thru the screen now.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

So I like the new Radiohead, I don't love it, but there are a few songs I was digging.

I wonder if any songs are on Youtube ? Because I'd really like to listen to a few of them and buy the physical album.

[jessecuster3]

House of Cards?

Exactly!

What else have you liked?

[jessecuster3]

I wonder if any songs are on Youtube ? Because I'd really like to listen to a few of them.

You can pay whatever you want to download it. Cheap-O.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

You can pay whatever you want to download it. Cheap-O.

I never buy anything online. If the album is good I'll buy the physical album at a record store. Thats why I wanted to know if any of the songs are on Youtube to give em some listens.

[Tadhg Adams]

Exactly!

What else have you liked?

Weird Fishes and Faust Arp are my favorite songs. I think it's a more cohesive album than Thief and I think I like it more than Amnesiac.

[jessecuster3]

Weird Fishes and Faust Arp are my favorite songs. I think it's a more cohesive album than Thief and I think I like it more than Amnesiac.

I will have to listen to it some more I have only had 1 listen so far.


How did you guess House of Cards?

[howyadoin]

DSL/Cable does spoil you . I went to a cousins and he had dial-up. I nearly wanted to put my head thru the screen now.On a related note, I'm pretty spoiled from using 20-inch widescreen monitors. Then I go to my parents' house, and the monitor on my Dad's computer is so small I can't read an e-mail without scrolling side to side.

[jessecuster3]

On a related note, I'm pretty spoiled from using 20-inch widescreen monitors. Then I go to my parents' house, and the monitor on my Dad's computer is so small I can't read an e-mail without scrolling side to side.

Pshaw, I am posting on a 32-inch widescreen.

[howyadoin]

Pshaw, I am posting on a 32 inch widescreen.Nice. How far back do you have to sit to see the whole thing?

[jessecuster3]

Nice. How far back do you have to sit to see the whole thing?

Right now, I am only like a foot and a half -ish away. Its actually my LCD TV, I still need to get a wireless keyboard and mouse so I can do this from the couch.

[jessecuster3]

Hey Brian, if you are around, why did you break out those 3 random pages and then close it?

[howyadoin]

Right now, I am only like a foot and a half -ish away. Its actually my LCD TV, I still need to get a wireless keyboard and mouse so I can do this from the couch.I've got a wireless setup. The mouse is actually kind of a pain in the ass, 'cause it weighs like 90 pounds.

It gets to my ones is what I'm sayin'.

[Tadhg Adams]

How did you guess House of Cards?

It uses the most OK Computer techniques.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

On a related note, I'm pretty spoiled from using 20-inch widescreen monitors. Then I go to my parents' house, and the monitor on my Dad's computer is so small I can't read an e-mail without scrolling side to side.


I get spoiled when im working away , staying in a motel and I get this awesome moniter thats small. One of those flat screen moniters and I come home and theres my bulky , heavy moniters. :)

[Tadhg Adams]

I've got a wireless setup. The mouse is actually kind of a pain in the ass, 'cause it weighs like 90 pounds.

It gets to my ones is what I'm sayin'.

I don't like the new Apple Wireless keyboard. Why the hell did they nix the number pad? And what's up with the tiny function keys on both the new keyboards?

[jessecuster3]

I've got a wireless setup. The mouse is actually kind of a pain in the ass, 'cause it weighs like 90 pounds.

It gets to my ones is what I'm sayin'.

Ohh I think I am gonna get one of those lap things, you know, pillowy on the bottom and a hard plastic or wood flat top, so I can get a regular wireless keyboard and mouse.

[berk]

On a related note, I'm pretty spoiled from using 20-inch widescreen monitors. Then I go to my parents' house, and the monitor on my Dad's computer is so small I can't read an e-mail without scrolling side to side.At least they have a computer!

[howyadoin]

I don't like the new Apple Wireless keyboard. Why the hell did they nix the number pad? And what's up with the tiny function keys on both the new keyboards?I haven't found the smaller F keys to be a problem. But... $30 more for the wireless and you get less functionality? That's pretty fuckin' dumb.

[howyadoin]

Someday the mucus flow from this cold will finally stop.

[Jack Zodiac]

Someday the mucus flow from this cold will finally stop.

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

[i_mmmchocolate]

No Bubonic chronic?
To make her choke?
Shit, this ain't no joke.








Sorry, I couldn't help it.

[howyadoin]

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.I swear, all the other cold symptoms went away days ago, but I've still got this steady trickle down the back of my sinuses. And of course, blowing my nose won't get rid of it...

To make her choke?
Shit, this ain't no joke.








Sorry, I couldn't help it.Hah. You are so hiphop.

[Pól Rua]

Not living in the U.S.

"Missed it by THAT much!"
http://blogs.pulver.com/jarnold/archives/msmart.jpg

[Tadhg Adams]

I swear, all the other cold symptoms went away days ago, but I've still got this steady trickle down the back of my sinuses. And of course, blowing my nose won't get rid of it...

Hah. You are so hiphop.

Have a netty pot?

[i_mmmchocolate]

IHah. You are so hiphop.
THAT'S GANGSTA RAP, B.




Okay, I love you, buh-bye!

[i_mmmchocolate]

My favorite patron came to the library today. It had been a couple months or so since I've seen her. I found out some not-so-nice news about her home life from another employee, so I've been feeling bleah. Best of luck to her.

[howyadoin]

"Missed it by THAT much!"
http://blogs.pulver.com/jarnold/archives/msmart.jpgI thought I hit the nail on the head.

Have a netty pot?Is that one of those sinus-rinse things?

THAT'S GANGSTA RAP, B.




Okay, I love you, buh-bye!Keep it gangsta, shortie.

[Tadhg Adams]

Is that one of those sinus-rinse things?


Yes. I hate to go all new-agey and ever suggest them. But they do work for cleaning out sinus drainage.

[berk]

Yes. I hate to go all new-agey and ever suggest them. But they do work for cleaning out sinus drainage.If it works, you don't have to call it New-Age anymore.

[howyadoin]

Yes. I hate to go all new-agey and ever suggest them. But they do work for cleaning out sinus drainage.I keep hearing people recommend it. Maybe I should actually give it a try.

[Ben Morgan]

Here's RITA's.

It's a basic off-topic discussion thread. It is named in honor of one of our favorite posters, Awesome Rita!

Think about it as her bar.

Same rules as the regular board apply, except, well, the off-topic part.

In addition, if you really must know stuff like "what is the biggest shit you've taken?" or "why is it hard for ladies to have an orgasim?," then you can ask that stuff here.

Enjoy!

-Brian

So what is the biggest shit you've taken?



Woah, deja vu

[Pól Rua]

Damn.
I thought the whole 'netty pot' thing was part of the hip hop exchange gag.

Like, "Hey biznatch, why you gotta be all up in my netty pot fo'?!"

[i_mmmchocolate]

So what is the biggest shit you've taken?



Woah, deja vu
Why, Ben, WHY?

[Pól Rua]

So what is the biggest shit you've taken?
Woah, deja vu

BEN MORGAN!?
We Lost Anuddah One! NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
*sobs gently to self*

[Ben Morgan]

BEN MORGAN!
We Lost Anuddah One! NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
*sobs gently to self*

Join us, we have jackets

[howyadoin]

Damn.
I thought the whole 'netty pot' thing was part of the hip hop exchange gag.

Like, "Hey biznatch, why you gotta be all up in my netty pot fo'?!"You'd better ask Lena about that one. She's down wit the homies.

[Pól Rua]

Join us, we have jackets

I shall stick to my rocketpack posse, thenk yew.
*zoom-zoom!*

[Ben Morgan]

I shall stick to my rocketpack posse, thenk yew.
*zoom-zoom!*Did I mention the sandwiches? http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6126/g12mt2.jpg

[Royal]

Join us, we have jackets

Do you have cheese?

[Tadhg Adams]

If it works, you don't have to call it New-Age anymore.

I'd say it's definitely still new-agey, at least in how many homeopaths/herbalist medicine types/alternative medicine types/witch doctors regard and use it. It has uses, but it's not a cure for anything.

[Ben Morgan]

Woah, that picture came out way bigger than I expected it to

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Why, Ben, WHY?

You wouldn't understand..... your a woman !

Ben I'm sure you have taken the biggest shit ever. Other than Bono .

[Ben Morgan]

Do you have cheese?

Did someone say cheese?
http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/urkel.jpg

[Deathstroke]

Maybe it's in this photo:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Bar%20Inauguration/Sleepy.jpg

So have to stay at Howy's Drink To You Puke Cafe.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

BEN MORGAN!?
We Lost Anuddah One! NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
*sobs gently to self*

Rest easy Pol. Us dudes with handles will stay strong and fight the good fight. We won't go down without well.... some strongly worded response !

[Deathstroke]

Hello my kittlings!!

I just finished my review of BRAZIL, more like a review of TERRY GILLIAM. Now to empty my churning brain for some ANTM.

How is everyone's Wed night???

It went fine, nothing exciting really.

[i_mmmchocolate]

You wouldn't understand..... your a woman !
His name change...is DUM !

[Pól Rua]

I am in the rare and enviable position of having a pseudonym which I use in public for real lifey shit.
Rocketpacks AND sammiches! Wahey!

'Cos that looks like a DAMN tasty sammich.


...


:( Now I want a sammich.

[howyadoin]

I'd say it's definitely still new-agey, at least in how many homeopaths/herbalist medicine types/alternative medicine types/witch doctors regard and use it. It has uses, but it's not a cure for anything.I'm about to give it a try, based on info I got from the Mayo Clinic website.

My bathroom looks like I'm planning to shoot up - a bag of finely-ground sea salt, a metal spoon, and a syringe.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

His name change...is DUM !

Heh..... you should watch South Park. It was funnier than usual. I had to admit tonights show made me wonder....but it really made me laugh hard at the end.

[Ben Morgan]

The username change was the next step in plotting Howys demise

[Dom]

I'm going to change my name.

I can't decide between Max Power and Samsung Magnavision.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

The username change was the next step in plotting Howys demise

Howy is immortal. He is like a Highlander. How can you destroy someone like him ?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I'm going to change my name.

I can't decide between Max Power and Samsung Magnavision.

Go with Samhung Magnavision !

[Ben Morgan]

Howy is immortal. He is like a Highlander. How can you destroy someone like him ?
With a little energon and a lot of luck

[howyadoin]

The username change was the next step in plotting Howys demiseMany have tried. I'm still here.

Howy is immortal. He is like a Highlander. How can you destroy someone like him ?You have to completely separate my head from my body.

And burn the body.

I'm going to change my name.

I can't decide between Max Power and Samsung Magnavision.What about Horrendous Revolver?

[Dom]

With a little energon and a lot of luck

Conversely. you can just cut his head off.

[Dom]

What about Horrendous Revolver?


Sounds like a bad 80's hair band.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Many have tried. I'm still here.

You have to completely separate my head from my body.

And burn the body.



Cues the Queen "Princes of the Universe" song. As Howy will say when he sees Ben .... THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

[Ray R.]

Why, oh why did I spend so much time in that file-sharing thread. I now have an Excedrin headache the size of watermelon.

Time for sleep.

[howyadoin]

Sounds like a bad 80's hair band.Anything's better than "Dom Jigsaw".

[SUPERECWFAN1]

With a little energon and a lot of luck

Be careful when you wake Optimus Prime up to help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

[howyadoin]

Why, oh why did I spend so much time in that file-sharing thread.Shilling for the man?

[Dom]

Anything's better than "Dom Jigsaw".

Mr. Jinglepants Snuffybutt?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Why, oh why did I spend so much time in that file-sharing thread. I now have an Excedrin headache the size of watermelon.

Time for sleep.

Its just a massively draining thread. I'd get pissed at times , realized that really... there is no easy answers . Each side will argue positions. Me my stance.... I don't download. I as a kid when I came online in 1999 loved Napster but basically was so inept I didn't own a burner and listened to the songs on my comp.

I did buy a lotta music after this though.

[Ben Morgan]

How about Rusty Shackleford?

[Ray R.]

Shilling for the man?

Power to the people and all that.

Me, I'm going home to suck heartily from the corporate teat.

Have a good night, kids.

[Jack Zodiac]

Power to the people and all that.

Me, I'm going home to suck heartily from the corporate teat.

Have a good night, kids.

Maybe that's why I hate the business world so much. Corporations didn't breastfeed me enough when I was a baby.

[morna]

I am about to burn myself a disc of new Radiohead

woot

[howyadoin]

Power to the people and all that.

Me, I'm going home to suck heartily from the corporate teat.

Have a good night, kids.Later, shyster.

[Jack Zodiac]

I am about to burn myself a disc of new Radiohead

woot

Have fun burning in hell for stealing music, you thief!

[howyadoin]

Mr. Jinglepants Snuffybutt?Ding ding ding!

[howyadoin]

Have fun burning in hell for stealing music, you [b]thief[/i]!Nice coding, loser.

[Jack Zodiac]

Nice coding, [I]loser[/B].

Fuck you, [b]liar[/u]!

[morna]

Have fun burning in hell for stealing music, you thief!

I never! I paid 5 pounds

: p

[howyadoin]

Fuck you, [b]liar[/u]!Hey, I didn't edit yours.

[Jack Zodiac]

I never! I paid 5 pounds

: p

Wow. How much did the CD weigh?

[morna]

except I'm having technical dificulties, never having done this before

[Jack Zodiac]

Hey, I didn't edit yours.

I'll edit your face!

[howyadoin]

Wow. How much did the CD weigh?Dumbass. Music is measured in terms of volume, not weight.

[howyadoin]

I'll edit your face!Cool. Can you fix the crooked parts?

[Jack Zodiac]

except I'm having technical dificulties, never having done this before

A likely story, ye scurvy pirate!

Seriously, though, it's a great album. A friend and I also paid five pounds for it (guess that's about the standard), but I plan on buying it eventually in hard format. Never satisfied with burned audio quality, no matter how fine I tweak shit.

[Dom]

I'll edit your face!

I'll edit your mom's face!

Ass!

[howyadoin]

I plan on buying it eventually in hard format.There's a shocker.

[howyadoin]

I'll edit your mom's face!

Ass!Pick one.

.

[Jack Zodiac]

Cool. Can you fix the crooked parts?

No, but I can draw attention away from the crooked parks by drawing a penis on your forehead and shaving your eyebrows.

[Pól Rua]

Dumbass. Music is measured in terms of volume, not weight.

This one goes to eleven.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Have fun burning in hell for stealing music, you thief!

T-Think of the children ! You heartless monsters !!

[Jack Zodiac]

I'll edit your mom's face!

Ass!

I'll edit you... ass! With my face! Or something. Fuck you!

There's a shocker.

I'm an honest pirate, unless I've got some rum in me. Then I do what I want, 'cause a pirate is free! I am a pirate!

[kmeyers]

Wow, what do you know, I have some free time on my computer!

So, what have I missed...keep in mind that I'm pretty sure I missed an entire Rita's session.

Am I kicked out?

[Jack Zodiac]

Pick one.

.

You want Dom to pick my ass?

[howyadoin]

This one goes to eleven.That was unintentional, actually.

But I'll pirate the credit anyway.

[Jack Zodiac]

Am I kicked out?

You are now, fucker!

How've you been, Kevin? I haven't seen you in a long time, though I usually only do hit and runs on Rita's anymore.

[thespianphryne]

I have dollies; my roomie also likes to collect dollies. He is also a musician. Combine the two and you get:

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Nerdy/100_4295.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Nerdy/100_4297.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Nerdy/100_4306.jpg



-Das

[howyadoin]

Wow, what do you know, I have some free time on my computer!

So, what have I missed...keep in mind that I'm pretty sure I missed an entire Rita's session.

Am I kicked out?It's alive!!!!!

[howyadoin]

I have dollies; my roomie also likes to collect dollies. He is also a musician. Combine the two and you get:

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Nerdy/100_4295.jpg
It's upsetting that Catwoman plays guitar like Tommy Smothers. You'd think she'd play it low.

[Dom]

I'm going to edit Jack's face with Kevin's ass.

Bitch.

[kmeyers]

You are now, fucker!

How've you been, Kevin? I haven't seen you in a long time, though I usually only do hit and runs on Rita's anymore.

I still post every once in awhile on TV/Film, but when i'm working(which has been a lot thankfully), i have to downoad, and upload shit, and I just can't keep up with you fuckers sometimes.

[Jack Zodiac]

It's upsetting that Catwoman plays guitar like Tommy Smothers. You'd think she'd play it low.

I see her as a bassist myself.

[howyadoin]

I see her as a bassist myself.What, she's too good for the tambourine?

[morna]

anybody ever hear of Sonic Digital Media plus v7 ?

[howyadoin]

anybody ever hear of Sonic Digital Media plus v7 ?I think that's Dom's new username.

[kmeyers]

It's alive!!!!!

Fuckin A right!

Can I kill the family? battery is found in ME! BATTERY, Fucking BAT-TER-REY!

*grr*

oh, did I type that?

[Jack Zodiac]

I'm going to edit Jack's face with Kevin's ass.

Bitch.

Aw, man, I just popped, like... forty-seven boners.

I still post every once in awhile on TV/Film, but when i'm working(which has been a lot thankfully), i have to downoad, and upload shit, and I just can't keep up with you fuckers sometimes.

I can't either, and I'm here all the fucking time.

"Here" being CBR, not Rita's. Obviously.

[kmeyers]

I'm going to edit Jack's face with Kevin's ass.

Bitch.

It will probably be an improvement. No offense to Jack, but I have a really sweet ass.

[Jack Zodiac]

What, she's too good for the tambourine?

Only if she solves crimes with a bunch of bright-eyed teenage lesbian musicians. Huh...

Someone get Adam Hughes, I have an awesome idea for a comic!

[Dom]

I think that's Dom's new username.

Please.

I hate Japs.

It will probably be an improvement. No offense to Jack, but I have a really sweet ass.

I remember bouncing quarters off it.

[Jack Zodiac]

It will probably be an improvement. No offense to Jack, but I have a really sweet ass.

I've seen your ass. It is neither real or sweet! A beard, though, would definitely be an improvement. An assbeard.

[Jack Zodiac]

I remember bouncing quarters off it.

I remember trying to get it to accept my crumpled dollar bill. I hate carrying change around.

[kmeyers]

I remember bouncing quarters off it.

I don't, you devil! I knew I'd been roofied. You told me my ass hurt because I fell down a flight of stairs and landed on the janitor's broom, you jerk!

[howyadoin]

Only if she solves crimes with a bunch of bright-eyed teenage lesbian musicians. Huh...

Someone get Adam Hughes, I have an awesome idea for a comic!I would buy that.

Y'know, for the art.

[thespianphryne]

It's upsetting that Catwoman plays guitar like Tommy Smothers. You'd think she'd play it low.

Tomorrow, when we can find her a more compatible stand for music playing.


-Das

[kmeyers]

I've seen your ass. It is neither real or sweet! A beard, though, would definitely be an improvement. An assbeard.

But, I'm grabbing my ass right now...it's definitly real...maybe not as pretty as I've lead you to believe. But it's real!

[howyadoin]

Tomorrow, when we can find her a more compatible stand for music playing.Here's how she should wear it:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t305/MasterofMonster42360/Steve45.jpg

[Dom]

I don't, you devil! I knew I'd been roofied. You told me my ass hurt because I fell down a flight of stairs and landed on the janitor's broom, you jerk!

Heh.

And that salty taste in your mouth was just the Tequila.


As an aside, I'm glad Isiah Washington found work on the Bionic Woman.