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Hybrid2
09-21-2007, 05:03 PM
How come more media are'nt talking about this?
(rhetorical question I gess.)

Police probe 'Superman' sighting
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2517321.html

this got pictures of similar report.
http://www.cnufos.com/pages/newsandstories/recent%20ufh%20videos.htm

Magneto_X
09-21-2007, 05:08 PM
He should team up with that Russian super-strong kid, the girl with the X-ray eyes and the vigilante Batman in Britain!

Legato
09-21-2007, 05:11 PM
He should team up with that Russian super-strong kid, the girl with the X-ray eyes and the vigilante Batman in Britain!

Yes, then the real world could have it's own Justice League. Maybe they should work together and bring down Osama Bin Laden since the American Government isn't doing a good job on that.

a. non
09-21-2007, 05:16 PM
There hasn't been a White Event or a Paradigm Shift we missed, have there?

Magneto_X
09-21-2007, 05:36 PM
There hasn't been a White Event or a Paradigm Shift we missed, have there?

Does the Big Nothing in the universe count?

Cam63
09-21-2007, 07:19 PM
Yes, then the real world could have it's own Justice League. Maybe they should work together and bring down Osama Bin Laden since the American Government isn't doing a good job on that.

You disagree with their plan to have him die from pneumonia from living permanently in dank caves ?

I think it's quite cunning.

Red Jack
09-21-2007, 07:33 PM
There is also a real live Sun Eater out there. A star that steals energy from other stars.

Creeptastic!

cedardryad
09-21-2007, 07:40 PM
And they also mentioned discovering a meteor rock similar to Kryptonite. I still think Moldavite is the best kryptonite compariaon, but apparently the rock that is "kryptonite" isn't moldavite. Apparently they have it all wrong.

This comes to prove that I was right about suspecting that there really are super heroes out there. Like I said many times there was this customer at my old job who's name is Clark Kent and he has a lab, although black not white. And there was a customer who had a green van that looked just like Oliver Queen, except his name was Wayne Kirk.

I'm on to you superheroes.

Magneto_X
09-21-2007, 07:44 PM
You disagree with their plan to have him die from pneumonia from living permanently in dank caves ?

I think it's quite cunning.

bin laden is probably already dead. He's been dying from some disease that he's had all his life.

Unless he's found a Lazarus Pit or time travel the one in the recent videos isn't even the same guy.

cedardryad
09-21-2007, 07:48 PM
Well being that all those pictures are standing I wold say it's Black Adam.

Legato
09-21-2007, 07:50 PM
Well being that all those pictures are standing I wold say it's Black Adam.

I dont know. Look like Martian Manhunter to me.

NickThompson
09-21-2007, 08:26 PM
He should team up with that Russian super-strong kid, the girl with the X-ray eyes and the vigilante Batman in Britain!
Don't forget Spider-Man!


http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1015/1015829_spiderman_to_the_rescue.html?rss=yes

Spiderman to the rescue
Exclusive John Scheerhout
8/ 9/2007

A VIOLENT thug attacking a shopkeeper never expected to come face-to-face with a superhero.

But as Gerard Smith went `berserk' in a Manchester newsagents, passer-by Kevin Godin-Prior lifted his jumper to reveal a Spiderman costume and told him: "You don't know who you're dealing with."

Have-a-go-hero Kevin was on his way to a charity fundraiser dressed as the cult comic character when he called at the shop in Gorton.

As he walked in, he saw Smith lashing out and abusing the shopkeeper.

Kevin, 53, revealed his secret identity, fought off a series of attacks and then forced Smith outside, refusing to let go until the police arrived.

"He was threatening the shopkeeper and abusing him," said mortgage consultant Kevin. "He was being a drunken yob. I tried to cajole him out of the shop, but he rushed me and banged my head against a display cabinet.

Throttle

"He tried to throttle me, but I managed to detain him outside until the police came.

"I wouldn't let him go. I just stayed with him until he was run ragged."

Father-of-two Kevin went to hospital with injuries to his head and neck, but wasn't seriously hurt.

He added: "I just happened to be going out to a charity event - which I do quite a lot - and I had on my Spiderman costume.

"I just managed to get free from his grip because he had been trying to throttle me.

"I said to him: `You've made a big mistake here, mate. You don't know who you are dealing with'.

"Then I lifted the jumper. His jaw just dropped when he saw the Spiderman outfit. But he still decided to come at me. It was quite a sustained attack."

When police arrived they arrested Smith, 42, of Elsdon Drive, Gorton.

At Manchester magistrates court, Smith pleaded guilty to two charges of assault in the shop on Hyde Road on February 23 - on Kevin and on a woman.

Smith was ordered to carry out a 12-month community punishment order, pay each victim £250 and pay the court £300 costs.

Kevin said: "I simply did what felt to be right at the time, as safely as I could for me and the others.

"This guy needs to be kept off the streets and straightened out, along with all the other drunks and yobs who make life a misery for decent people.

Inspires

"I hope this inspires others to do the same - carefully - rather than back out."

Kevin was nominated for an M.E.N-sponsored Neighbourhood Spirit Award in 2004 for his citizen arrests.

It is thought he has made in the region of 30 citizen arrests over the years.

He has clung to the bonnet of a car to try to stop a hit-and-run driver escaping and has also chased gangs of youths trying to steal cars near his home.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1076/1363724260_caa61b4bd4_o.jpg

Magneto_X
09-21-2007, 08:29 PM
That's badass, man! :eek:


IIRC last year there was a crazy vigilante in NYC (?) who went around with a broadsword.

He'd be their Swordsman quota.

NickThompson
09-21-2007, 08:36 PM
That's badass, man! :eek:


IIRC last year there was a crazy vigilante in NYC (?) who went around with a broadsword.

He'd be their Swordsman quota.
Can we have multiple swordsmen?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6251079.stm

Police hunting mystery swordsman
Police on Tyneside are seeking a man carrying a sword who came to the aid of plain clothes officers during a burglary attempt.

The officers were threatened by a man with a knife after they discovered armed men trying to break into a house in Laygate, South Shields.

Another man armed with a samurai sword appeared and attacked the man with the knife, before leaving the scene.

Three men have been charged with aggravated burglary.

One faces an additional charge of attempted wounding with intent to resist arrest.

Red Jack
09-21-2007, 08:39 PM
Do the math.

How many humans are born with genetic "defects?" A lot.

it stands to reason that an equal number are born with a little something extra. Some of them we know about ("natural" athletes, prodigies) but there's no way we could possibly account for them all.

I would say it's statistically impossible for there not to be "super" people out there doing whatever.

Magneto_X
09-21-2007, 08:41 PM
Can we have multiple swordsmen?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6251079.stm

Dunno who the samurai sword user could be called.

I'm sure they'll think of something. lol

StoneGold
09-21-2007, 09:16 PM
He should team up with that Russian super-strong kid, the girl with the X-ray eyes and the vigilante Batman in Britain!

Or the Captain America that tried to sexually assault that woman with a burrito.
http://www.wftv.com/news/12926707/detail.html
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/473502582_2f594582f2.jpg

Magneto_X
09-21-2007, 09:18 PM
Or the Captain America that tried to sexually assault that woman with a burrito.
http://www.wftv.com/news/12926707/detail.html
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/473502582_2f594582f2.jpg

He's obviously an imposter. Cap's dead, after all. ;)

Kyuubi
09-21-2007, 10:37 PM
Isn't Mexico also the place they found the fortress of solitude?

Pink Bat Max
09-21-2007, 11:34 PM
Or the Captain America that tried to sexually assault that woman with a burrito.
http://www.wftv.com/news/12926707/detail.html
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/473502582_2f594582f2.jpg

And with that, my head exploded.