Baff, Marry, Kill...??

[Aggie]

so i'll blame the inspiration for this thread on having watched 30 rock dvds...but i thought this would be a perfect YABS activity w/ all the depraved people who flit in and outta here...so who's game??

[Shisho]

so i'll blame the inspiration for this thread on having watched 30 rock dvds...but i thought this would be a perfect YABS activity w/ all the depraved people who flit in and outta here...so who's game??

I'll bite. What are the rules? (I don't watch 30 Rock. Sorry.)

[hellokittykat]

What about 'lightly slam'? Can that be an option?

[Kevinroc]

I'll bite. What are the rules? (I don't watch 30 Rock. Sorry.)

They name 3 people (or maybe fictional characters in this case?). You have to say which one you would have a one night stand with, which one you would marry and which one you would kill.

[Aggie]

you name three people and someone has to answer in accordance to who you would marry, boff, or kill...<of course i'm just now realizing that not only did i get the order wrong, but i also spelled boff wrong...how's that for a darwin award>...

take for instance:

star jones, carrot top, donald trump...

my answer would be:

marry trump, boff carrot top and kill star jones...

and that's how you play...

[Shisho]

Ewwwww. Carrot top is icky.

[Aggie]

What about 'lightly slam'? Can that be an option?

patches...*june clever voice*...

[Aggie]

Ewwwww. Carrot top is icky.

yes, but look at the alternative...:evilsmile

[rick]

Okay.

Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Brittney Spears

[Aggie]

Okay.

Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Brittney Spears

boff lohan, marry paris, kill spears...

[valentine]

dammit, I can only kill once? 'Cause Paris would get it both times.
Boff Spears, Marry Lohan, Kill Paris.


Jack, Chrissy and Janet.

[Shisho]

Boff Spears, Marry Lohan, Kill Hilton.

[rick]

dammit, I can only kill once? 'Cause Paris would get it both times.
Boff Spears, Marry Lohan, Kill Paris.


Jack, Chrissy and Janet.

That's easy.

Boff Chrissy

Marry Jack

Kill Janet


(and yes, even straight men want to marry John Ritter)


Okay,

Larry, Moe, Curly

[Aggie]

That's easy.

Boff Chrissy

Marry Jack

Kill Janet


(and yes, even straight men want to marry John Ritter)


Okay,

Larry, Moe, Curly


boff larry, marry curly, kill moe...

boff jack, marry janet, kill chrissy...

okay, i have another one...

boff, marry, kill...the view ed. (hassleback, behar, walters)...

[valentine]

Urgh.
Boff Hassleback, Marry Walters, Kill Behar.

Jeff Probst, Ryan Seacrest, Julie Chen

[Dr Ray Palmer]

Jeff Probst, Ryan Seacrest, Julie Chen

Boff Probst (I can't imagine it would last long), marry the Chenbot (she's loaded, or at least will be after she divorces Les Moonves to marry me), kill Ryan Seacrest (duh).

Special All-Crazy Edition: Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse, Paula Abdul. Go!

[Corrina]

Boff Amy, marry Paula (she's got the American Idol money coming in) and kill Whitney.

[Magneto_X]

Okay.

Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Brittney Spears

You're killing me here.

It's tough to decide who I hate more. :D

I'll marry Lohan, boff Britney (she's still in great shape even if she'll never be 100% again) and kill Paris.

[heystacy]

boff larry, marry curly, kill moe...

boff jack, marry janet, kill chrissy...

okay, i have another one...

boff, marry, kill...the view ed. (hassleback, behar, walters)...

Can't I kill all three? :o

Boff hassleback, marry Walters, kill Behar.

[Pink Bat Max]

Team Arrow edition: Ollie, Connor, Roy. (Dinah appearenly didn't understand the rules.....)

Birds of Prey edition: Huntress, Black Canary, Oracle

[Pink Bat Max]

dammit, I can only kill once? 'Cause Paris would get it both times.
Boff Spears, Marry Lohan, Kill Paris.


Jack, Chrissy and Janet.

Boff Chrissy, marry Janet, kill Jack.

[Magneto_X]

Birds of Prey edition: Huntress, Black Canary, Oracle

Boff Huntress, marry Black Canary & kill Oracle.

[Magneto_X]

boff, marry, kill...the view ed. (hassleback, behar, walters)...

Boff Hasslebeck, marry Behar and kill Walters.

[a. non]

Team Arrow edition: Ollie, Connor, Roy. (Dinah appearenly didn't understand the rules.....)

Birds of Prey edition: Huntress, Black Canary, Oracle

My favorite morning radio show plays this; they call it "F-, Marry, Kill"


Baff Connor, Marry Roy, Kill Ollie
Baff Canary, Marry Oracle, Kill Huntress.....Darn you Max!

[Pink Bat Max]

My favorite morning radio show plays this; they call it "F-, Marry, Kill"


Baff Connor, Marry Roy, Kill Ollie
Baff Canary, Marry Oracle, Kill Huntress.....Darn you Max!

I have to agree with the Birds. With Team Arrow.... boff Roy, marry Connor, kill Ollie.

[Aggie]

Urgh.
Boff Hassleback, Marry Walters, Kill Behar.

Jeff Probst, Ryan Seacrest, Julie Chen

boff the chen, marry probst, and super kill seacrest...


Team Arrow edition: Ollie, Connor, Roy. (Dinah appearenly didn't understand the rules.....)

Birds of Prey edition: Huntress, Black Canary, Oracle
Yesterday 06:34 PM



boff connor, marry dinah and kill ollie w/ a rusty nail..

the BoP one is sooooo not fair...

boff huntress marry the canary and kill oracle...but throw her into the lazerus pit aftewards...:evilsmile

[a. non]

Boff-Marry-Kill: Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy

[Pink Bat Max]

Boff-Marry-Kill: Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy

Who's Felicia Hardy?

[a. non]

Who's Felicia Hardy?

Black Cat, Peter's ex

[Pink Bat Max]

Oh. Boff her, marry MJ, kill Gwen.

[ElvisGuy]

Baff,Marry, Kill : Perez Hilton, Kevin Federline, Ryan Seacrest

[Aggie]

Baff,Marry, Kill : Perez Hilton, Kevin Federline, Ryan Seacrest

boff hilton, marry seacrest, kill federline...

[adam_warlock_2099]

Boff-Marry-Kill: Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy

Boff (I take as "do") Felicia, marry Gwen and Kill MJ

Baff,Marry, Kill : Perez Hilton, Kevin Federline, Ryan Seacrest

I don't know the other two dudes, but I would comprimise my sexual preference to get a chance to kill Ryan Seacrest.

[Pink Bat Max]

Wicked Witch of the East, Wicked Witch of the West, Glinda the Good Witch.

Zan, Jayna, Gleek.

[Gilda Dent]

Wicked Witch of the East, Wicked Witch of the West, Glinda the Good Witch.

Zan, Jayna, Gleek.

This is a difficult game because you can't baff and marry the same person. You only have to baff the baff person once, right? At least that way you can get the less attractive person out of the way and get to the good stuff with the one you reall like.

Baff East, Marry Elphaba*, kill Glinda.

Baff Zan, marry Jayna, kill Gleek.

Buffy, Willow, Xander

*Perhaps my favorite fictional character of all time.

[Aggie]

This is a difficult game because you can't baff and marry the same person. You only have to baff the baff person once, right? At least that way you can get the less attractive person out of the way and get to the good stuff with the one you reall like.

Baff East, Marry Elphaba*, kill Glinda.

Baff Zan, marry Jayna, kill Gleek.

Buffy, Willow, Xander

*Perhaps my favorite fictional character of all time.

ah...you stole my answers...

gacy, damer, bundy...

[Pink Bat Max]

This is a difficult game because you can't baff and marry the same person. You only have to baff the baff person once, right? At least that way you can get the less attractive person out of the way and get to the good stuff with the one you reall like.

Baff East, Marry Elphaba*, kill Glinda.

Baff Zan, marry Jayna, kill Gleek.

Buffy, Willow, Xander

*Perhaps my favorite fictional character of all time.

I'm down with the Elphaba. Although I might kill Nessarose, because she was annoying as hell. But I wouldn't really wanna baff Glinda. :confused:

Though WAIT... she had money. So baff Elphaba, marry Glinda, kill Nessarose. Drop a house on her.

I'd boff Buffy, marry Willow, and kill Xander.

[Michael P]

ah...you stole my answers...

gacy, damer, bundy...

I suppose I'd boff Kelly Bundy, marry Anne Seymour Damer, and politely decline Anna May Gacy.

Inara Serra, Kaylee Frye, and Zoe Washburne.

[a. non]

*IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!*

boff Inara, marry Zoe, kill Kaylee

B-M-K: Tasha Yar, Beverly Crusher, Deanna Troy

[Pink Bat Max]

B-M-K: Tasha Yar, Beverly Crusher, Deanna Troy

Exactly in that order.

Although, I might wanna kill Beverly too.

[KevinTBrown]

This is a difficult game because you can't baff and marry the same person. You only have to baff the baff person once, right? At least that way you can get the less attractive person out of the way and get to the good stuff with the one you reall like.

Baff East, Marry Elphaba*, kill Glinda.

Baff Zan, marry Jayna, kill Gleek.

Buffy, Willow, Xander

*Perhaps my favorite fictional character of all time.

Wicked choice. ;)

[Aggie]

I suppose I'd boff Kelly Bundy, marry Anne Seymour Damer, and politely decline Anna May Gacy.

Inara Serra, Kaylee Frye, and Zoe Washburne.

gee thanks for pissin' in ye ole cornflakes michael...:p

boff inara, marry zoe, and kill kaylee...

[Michael P]

gee thanks for pissin' in ye ole cornflakes michael...:p


Hey, if you're going to hand me a loaded question like that, expect me to shoot you in the kneecaps.

[beetlebum]

Buffy, Willow, Xander

*Perhaps my favorite fictional character of all time.

This is so tough, why are you making me choose between my favourite fictional characters, this decision is about as tough as Winston Churchill deciding to destroy that fleet or not.....

Boff Willow, marry Buffy (she may have issues but so do I) and kill Xander. Sorry Xand-Man.:evilsmile

Now boff, marry kill, Grey's Anatomy edition. Were only 4 days away from the season premiere!!!!!!!!! God I need a life

But anyways Meredith,Christina and Izzie.....

http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/12/greys%20cristina%20izzie%20meredith.jpg

Boff Christina, marry Izzie (so I can have her over and over again:D ) and kill Meredith. The Queen of Passive-Aggresiva must destroy the one who is responsible for her state of being..........

[Aggie]

...Boff Christina, marry Izzie (so I can have her over and over again:D )..........

i like that order...

boff,marry, kill the cobra edition:

serpentor, xomot, zartan...