X-Virgins, wich X-men haven't had sex yet?

[Shadowbrat]

It occured to me that the X-men are always doing the nasty, and attempting to make a list of those who have would be pointless. But It would be far more interesting to find out wich of the X-Men have never Been laid.

An easy place to start would be with the New X-Men.

Julian never got anywhere with Sofia

Mercury was spurnned by Kevin (assuming it's actually possible for her to have Sex, it's hard to tell how that works with her)

Dust's beliefs are to strong

Laura (well that all depends on weather or not NYX is concidered Cannon)

Although Rockslide Claims to have Bagged his fair Share of X-Women I think it's pretty much safe to assume it's all made up.

Although they've never been seen Nekkid with each other, it's pretty much assumed that David And Surge are doin' it.

Pixie's far too innocent

And as for Anole... umm... Northstar?

I guess we don't know enough about the JV Squad to make any assumptions.

Well that covers the youngest X_men...

but what about the older teams? I suppose the biggest question Mark is Rogue, logicly she hasn't but she's been de-Powered so many times...

[Brian M.]

I believe Rogue and Gambit have done it many many times. Atleast once before that Trial of Gambit storyline and than when her and him were depowered in Xtreme.

NYX is cannon...X23 is a whore.

[jarrod]

Outside some of the kids, I'd guess they've all done the deed.

Well, Caliban might still be a virgin. Poor Cal. :(

[Karl H]

I bet Maggot never got any with that codename.

[Christopher O]

And as for Anole... umm... Northstar?
Yes because pedophilia=gay. Our big secret is out. I am undone.

[Shadowbrat]

Hmm... As for Gen-X

Paige is one we can elliminate straight out of the Gate, after all, she likes to do it in public.

Jubes... has jubes ever had a love interest? She did live with Angelo in LA for A while, but I'm pretty sure that was Platonic.

Skin has had a "Supposed" relationship Torres.

Jono spazzed out when Paige kissed him, So' I'd be inclined to concider him a virgin, but wasn't he dating Britney Spears or Something in Uncanny? How'd that work out For him?

Synch... ?

Mondo... ummm Cordelia?

Monet, well at 1st she was 2 little girls, so that would have made things creepy, I kinda lost track of her after that.

Pennance... umm... that would have been Messy... :eek:

Artie, Leech, Franxlin... I SCINCERLY HOPE NOT!!!

[jarrod]

Artie, Leech, Franxlin... I SCINCERLY HOPE NOT!!!
I'd imagine Frankie's "dream self" did the deed with Rachel during DOFPresent. :D

[Shadowbrat]

Yes because pedophilia=gay. Our big secret is out. I am undone.

That was a Joke, And I stand by my quirky sence of humor.

LAUGH DAMN YOU! LAUGH!!!:D

[Jase Q]

Jubes... has jubes ever had a love interest? She did live with Angelo in LA for A while, but I'm pretty sure that was Platonic.


Well of course she did....Hello, im pretty sure Austen had her jump skins bones...literealy. She probably jumped into that grave and did some nasty things to him.

This thread is so uhm....goofy.

[Karl H]

That was a Joke, And I stand by my quirky sence of humor.

LAUGH DAMN YOU! LAUGH!!!:D

Edited as I can't be bothered.

[Christopher O]

That was a Joke, And I stand by my quirky sence of humor.

LAUGH DAMN YOU! LAUGH!!!:D
I assumed you were joking, which is why you got an "I am undone" and not a $#%&@!!!

[Shadowbrat]

I'd imagine Frankie's "dream self" did the deed with Rachel during DOFPresent. :D

OOO!!! Dizzamn! Frankie got game!!

Well you know what this means, we need us a Showdown Between Rachel and Katie Power!:D

[Dizzy D]

Hmm... As for Gen-X

Paige is one we can elliminate straight out of the Gate, after all, she likes to do it in public.

Jubes... has jubes ever had a love interest? She did live with Angelo in LA for A while, but I'm pretty sure that was Platonic.

Skin has had a "Supposed" relationship Torres.

Jono spazzed out when Paige kissed him, So' I'd be inclined to concider him a virgin, but wasn't he dating Britney Spears or Something in Uncanny? How'd that work out For him?

Synch... ?

Mondo... ummm Cordelia?

Monet, well at 1st she was 2 little girls, so that would have made things creepy, I kinda lost track of her after that.

Pennance... umm... that would have been Messy... :eek:

Artie, Leech, Franxlin... I SCINCERLY HOPE NOT!!!

Well, Chamber and Monet have as close as on-page sex as you can get: Chamber at least with that Britney Spears clone (opening the door wearing only a sheet, with a handcuff on and scratches on his back... hardly subtle) and M with Madrox (or rather the casanova-dupe of Madrox).

[Shadowbrat]

I assumed you were joking, which is why you got an "I am undone" and not a $#%&@!!!

I knew you were joklng too, but when my questionable jokes don't work, I compensate by making even more questionnable ones... and so on, and so on until it all blows up in my face...

It's loads of fun!

So what about the New Mutants, anyone been keeping tabs on them.

Oh Damn! I forgot about Josh!

Girlfreind 1 claims never to have touched him, and Girlfrind 2 got shot in the head. Poor Josh...

[Pach!]

I knew you were joklng too, but when my questionable jokes don't work, I compensate by making even more questionnable ones... and so on, and so on until it all blows up in my face...

It's loads of fun!

So what about the New Mutants, anyone been keeping tabs on them.

Oh Damn! I forgot about Josh!

Girlfreind 1 claims never to have touched him, and Girlfrind 2 got shot in the head. Poor Josh...

Girlfriend 1 (Academy X rahne, not current) probably did touch him , and girlfriend 2 seems like the " Don't be gross, we can't do that till we're married " type.

[The Lucky One]

-Rahne almost certainly was until recent issues of X-Factor.
-Doug probably was when he died... he might have gotten SOME play from Roulette in that one issue, but even though they were on a bed, they both still had most of their clothes on.
-Illyana... probably was in terms of Earth suitors, but who knows what went on in Limbo?
-Warlock, let's not even go there. Virgin.
-Sam, definitely not.
-Berto, definitely not.
-Amara, almost definitely not.
-Dani, I can't imagine why she would be, though we've never really seen any evidence either way. In terms of her personality and beliefs, though, no way.
-Xi'an, definitely not, although she might be a virgin to straight sex.
-Bird-Brain, God I hope so.

-D

[Christopher O]

-Illyana... probably was in terms of Earth suitors, but who knows what went on in Limbo?
When did you get so kinky?

[Shadowbrat]

-Illyana... probably was in terms of Earth suitors, but who knows what went on in Limbo?
-D

Legend of the Overfeind anyone?

-Sam, definitely not.

He must have knocked boots with Lila when they went planet hopping in that issue of X-treme.

Berto never got any action off of Gosamyr? Aww.. poor Berto. And he did get shot down by Luna at the Coffe Shop, Man! Berto cannot catch a break!

[Nyssane]

All the male Acolytes are virgins except for Harlan and Sven, who lost it with each other. None of the females, except Gargouille, are virgins... because they're actually hot and the men aren't. Oh, Projector might not be a virgin... but I think Neophyte is simply because he's so unconfident.

[The Lucky One]

The better question would be, when did I get so effin' disturbed? I'm thinking less "kinky witch orgy" and more "helpless little girl lost in a world full of demons."

-D

[The Lucky One]

I think Neophyte is simply because he's so unconfident.

Neophyte is the Yorick Brown of the Acolytes. So it depends on whether they had a Beth equivalent.

-D

[Shadowbrat]

I think there's one that we're all avoiding, so I'm just gonna go ahead and blurt it out...

Strong Guy?

[Dizzy D]

-Warlock, let's not even go there. Virgin.

-D

Definitely not. All the time.. with Doug. "Does self-friend want to merge again?" Of course, Doug never realised it.

[Shadowbrat]

Definitely not. All the time.. with Doug. "Does
self-friend want to merge again?" Of course, Doug never realised it.

And let's not forget the issue that Suggest's that Warlock "Knocked him up"

[jarrod]

I think there's one that we're all avoiding, so I'm just gonna go ahead and blurt it out...

Strong Guy?
Naw, I'm sure Guido saw his fair share of space booty. :D


How about Marrow? She's pretty young and socially incapable...

[Shadowbrat]

How about Marrow? She's pretty young and socially incapable...

Didn't She Bag Peter Parker?

[Dizzy D]

Naw, I'm sure Guido saw his fair share of space booty. :D


How about Marrow? She's pretty young and socially incapable...

Pretty sure she had sex with Mesmero in Weapon X. (Not knowing it was Mesmero of course).

[jarrod]

What, what, what? Spidey the pedo?!

[Nyssane]

Neophyte is the Yorick Brown of the Acolytes. So it depends on whether they had a Beth equivalent.

-D

But... Neophyte's gay... :(

[Brian M.]

Definitely not. All the time.. with Doug. "Does self-friend want to merge again?" Of course, Doug never realised it.

I just spit up potatoe wedges. Dizzy for XPotM.

[The Lucky One]

But... Neophyte's gay... :(

Is he? Didn't know that. When did they reveal it?

-D

[Faded]

Mercury was spurnned by Kevin (assuming it's actually possible for her to have Sex, it's hard to tell how that works with her)

See Andres' avatar.

Well of course she did....Hello, im pretty sure Austen had her jump skins bones...literealy. She probably jumped into that grave and did some nasty things to him.

You've outgrossed me.

Ew.

LOL.

[The Cool Thatguy]

-
-Xi'an, definitely not, although she might be a virgin to straight sex.


-D

Actually, she was raped by pirates before she joined the New Mutants, so she's not a virgin to straight sex.

[The Lucky One]

Actually, she was raped by pirates before she joined the New Mutants, so she's not a virgin to straight sex.

Oooh, good point! Forgot about that.

-D

[Mikl C]

Marrow had a bf when HE turned off powers. I bet she fucked him every DAY

[Shadowbrat]

What, what, what? Spidey the pedo?!

In the Spider-Man/Marrow one Shot.

Mary-Jane was belived to be dead at the time.

[Volk1]

All the New X-Men kids are virgins except X-23. Even Hellion.

David and Nori aren't boinking. They're just doing fingering/hand job stuff.


All the X-Men have done it. I don't know about Kurt though. I guess with Amanda Sefton but even then I'm not so sure.

Beast hasn't gotten laid in a LOOOOONG time. We're talking years here.

Jubilee? With who?

Synch? Maybe with Jubilee?


Slipstream? Def not straight-sex that's for sure.

[Nyssane]

Is he? Didn't know that. When did they reveal it?

-D

In my sexual fantasies of him getting DP'd by the Kleinstocks.

[Monty_Cristo]

Shortpack? .........

[The_Bubblie]

Mercury was spurnned by Kevin (assuming it's actually possible for her to have Sex, it's hard to tell how that works with her)

I think if Mercury gets a bit older her and Iceman would make an intriguing couple. Or at the very least interesting partners on a team. So, screw Kevin.


Dust's beliefs are to strong

It just means she has far to fall!


And as for Anole... umm... Northstar?

Oh man, are you trying to get Northstar thrown in jail?!


but what about the older teams? I suppose the biggest question Mark is Rogue, logicly she hasn't but she's been de-Powered so many times...

How many women could stand being shedded on by Beast while doing the nasty?

[Shadowbrat]

How many women could stand being shedded on by Beast while doing the nasty?

Furries! I bet he gets to Tap choice Furry Ass.

[The_Bubblie]

I think there's one that we're all avoiding, so I'm just gonna go ahead and blurt it out...

Strong Guy?

He absorbs kinetic energy, right? Wouldn't he have broken any woman he sleeps with before they get done? He does need to release the kinetic energy in like 60 seconds or something.

[RickyD410]

Technically, we're just talking cannon here, so the rest of my post won't matter, but if anyone was curious...

Over at the Comixfan forums, a bunch of people were asking Nunzio DeFilippis and Christina Weir about this for their kids. They went through the roster and said how far the kids had gotten. Of course, they said it wasnt cannon, just what they had in mind.

Hellion- Not a virgin. When he was 14 he went to Paris with his family and met a french woman who liked young guys.

Rockslide- NOT a virgin. Many times over. He was a jock in highschool before his mutation kicked him. He used that to his advantage.

[Shadowbrat]

Technically, we're just talking cannon here, so the rest of my post won't matter, but if anyone was curious...

Over at the Comixfan forums, a bunch of people were asking Nunzio DeFilippis and Christina Weir about this for their kids. They went through the roster and said how far the kids had gotten. Of course, they said it wasnt cannon, just what they had in mind.

Hellion- Not a virgin. When he was 14 he went to Paris with his family and met a french woman who liked young guys.

Rockslide- NOT a virgin. Many times over. He was a jock in highschool before his mutation kicked him. He used that to his advantage.

That's very interesting, I am officially inserting this into my own personal Cannon, until such time as some writer somewhere decides to ignore this and/or contradicts these statements.

In many ways I still concider Pennance to be the deaf Yugoslavian girl named Yvette.

*Yeah but in Gen X it was revealed that she was in fact Monet's...*

LA LA LA LA!!! I'M NOT LISTENING!!! LA LA LA LA!!!

[Arilou]

Didn't She Bag Peter Parker?

She tried, but no.

The conversation went something like:
"Want to come up for a cup of coffee?"
"Uhm..."
"Want to spend the night?"
"Ehh.... Not right now."

He was tempted though.

All the male Acolytes are virgins except for Harlan and Sven

Ironic considering that one of the archaiac meanings of the word is "male virgin" (well, the word really just means "man", or "one of us" but more specifically a young man or a warrior, with cannotations of youth and inexperience, the equivalent of a knights squire is a "sven av vapen")

[sephirothskiller]

I bet Sammy Squidboy was a virgin!

[Shadowbrat]

I bet Sammy Squidboy was a virgin!

that depends... was Juggy allergic to Calamari?

[Don Quixote]

I bet Sammy Squidboy was a virgin!

He and Carter the demon boy were very close, though....

Hellion- Not a virgin. When he was 14 he went to Paris with his family and met a french woman who liked young guys.

Where does that tidbit of information come from? I don't remember seeing it before.

I was going to mention Rockslide and his life as a jock, but I guess it depends on when his mutation manifested, because anyone sleeping with him now would be far to disturbing.... unless it't that stone Warbound guy.... No, it's still disturbing.

[Arilou]

I was going to mention Rockslide and his life as a jock, but I guess it depends on when his mutation manifested, because anyone sleeping with him now would be far to disturbing.... unless it't that stone Warbound guy.... No, it's still disturbing.

What is so disturbing about rocky man-love!?

[caney]

I wonder if they bring in the Thing to talk with Santo when they teach sex ed to the students.

[Don Quixote]

What is so disturbing about rocky man-love!?

The fact they're both made of rocks? I suppose there'd be scope for puns around "did the earth move for you, too", but I'd rather not contemplate them.

[Monty_Cristo]

he gets his rocks off.

[Don Quixote]

he gets his rocks off.

But it's ok, because he can make new ones from whatever rock is lying around.

[Arilou]

I wonder if they bring in the Thing to talk with Santo when they teach sex ed to the students.

That would be hilarious.

"....And that's how it works Santo."
"Really? I mean...."
"And now don't tell anyone."

They need to bring in more non X-men to the school now and then.

[Shadowbrat]

I was going to mention Rockslide and his life as a jock, but I guess it depends on when his mutation manifested, because anyone sleeping with him now would be far to disturbing.... unless it't that stone Warbound guy.... No, it's still disturbing.

I can Picture Cessily Sleeping with Santo without it looking too disturbing. But other than Cess... yeah... pretty disturbing.

[RickyD410]

Where does that tidbit of information come from? I don't remember seeing it before.

I was going to mention Rockslide and his life as a jock, but I guess it depends on when his mutation manifested, because anyone sleeping with him now would be far to disturbing.... unless it't that stone Warbound guy.... No, it's still disturbing.

Right before I said that, I said its not on panel. Its what the creators imagined for him.

[Shadowbrat]

Hmm... A thought occurs, if Loa were to lose control of her powers amist the thrusts of passion, she would disintegrate her partners' Penis.

[Don Quixote]

Right before I said that, I said its not on panel. Its what the creators imagined for him.

Ah, I missed that bit. I was about to go and check through my Hellions TPB to see if it was in there. It kind of fits with the arrogant little pissant character that Julian had when the book started.

And that thought about Loa is almost as disturbing as the Rockslide/Warbound guy image.

[Shadowbrat]

Oh Duh! I should have thoght of it earlier, it's so Obvious!
Rockslide and Bling! they're both Mineral Based, so it would look at least halfway normal (though I'd Imagine there would be some grating noises)

[The_Bubblie]

Hmm... A thought occurs, if Loa were to lose control of her powers amist the thrusts of passion, she would disintegrate her partners' Penis.

Does that mean Pulse is the only man man enough to try and hook up with her? That would be one pretty big risk.

[Shadowbrat]

Does that mean Pulse is the only man man enough to try and hook up with her? That would be one pretty big risk.

Well the obvious aside, I suppose Anole Could take the risk, cause should things go awry, he could always... you know... Grow another.

[Joe Franklin]

Well, Caliban might still be a virgin. Poor Cal. :(

You know he has shagged a few ugly deformed Morlock chicks.;)

[Shadowbrat]

You know he has shagged a few ugly deformed Morlock chicks.;)

that"s the problem with the morlocks, you really can't tell the Chicks from the Dudes. So who knows Who Cal ended up sleepimg with.

[Joe Franklin]

that"s the problem with the morlocks, you really can't tell the Chicks from the Dudes. So who knows Who Cal ended up sleepimg with.

Callisto?:confused:

[Shadowbrat]

Callisto?:confused:

Pre or Post Tentacles?

[Joe Franklin]

Pre or Post Tentacles?

Pre, she looked just like a man.

[Shadowbrat]

It's not in the realm of the impossibility, that Callisto is a Man with Breast Implants.

In fact, A lot of things would make a lot more sence that way.:D

[witchboy]

Callisto was not pretty enough to be a tranny . A tranny would've at least kept herself well groomed and given her appearance a little effort .Callisto is a stone cold lezzie .

[Erik Lehnsherr]

Monet is pure and innnocent. A princess that is untouched yet brilliant. What a sight...

[The Lucky One]

Callisto is a stone cold lezzie .

Who... mistook Angel for a girl? :confused:

-D

[Faded]

Monet is pure and innnocent. A princess that is untouched yet brilliant. What a sight...

LOL. I hope you're reading X-Factor, Erik.

[Erik Lehnsherr]

LOL. I hope you're reading X-Factor, Erik.

Every single month...:D You don't think I would miss Monet carrying the book now, would you?

[creaky]

All the X-Men have done it. I don't know about Kurt though. I guess with Amanda Sefton but even then I'm not so sure.

Kurt definitely slept with Amanda and it was heavily implied that he and Cerise's relationship was not of the platonic kind. He also did the nasty with Anjulie.

[Shadowbrat]

I wonder how much X-23 charged her clients?

[Slung]

Kurt definitely slept with Amanda and it was heavily implied that he and Cerise's relationship was not of the platonic kind. He also did the nasty with Anjulie.
Yep, I always thought his creepy one issue relationship with Anjulie was a bit out-of-character for a man of his faith. But whatev.

[creaky]

Yep, I always thought his creepy one issue relationship with Anjulie was a bit out-of-character for a man of his faith. But whatev.

I don't know if it could even be called a relationship. She seduced him and he was royally embarrassed afterwards (as he should be). I don't remember if he knew she was a villain or not at the time. I don't think it was out of character, though. At the time he was portrayed as more of a happy-go-lucky swashbuckler and ladies' man than a religious man. THESE days it would be out of character. Heck, he didn't even sleep with Night Nurse.

[The Lucky One]

You're both kind of right... Kurt was religious back then (he always has been), but he still didn't mind getting intimate with the womenfolk. I would imagine that, like many modern Christians, he subscribed to a more liberal interpretation of the tenets about sexuality outside the bounds of marriage.

He really only stopped lovin' the ladies when he actually entered the priesthood. :)

-D

[Hi-Fi]

Wait! The nurse from Nitghtcrawler's book is Night Nurse??

[Faded]

I wonder how much X-23 charged her clients?

$10.23.

Codenames don't make themselves up.

[creaky]

You're both kind of right... Kurt was religious back then (he always has been), but he still didn't mind getting intimate with the womenfolk. I would imagine that, like many modern Christians, he subscribed to a more liberal interpretation of the tenets about sexuality outside the bounds of marriage.

He really only stopped lovin' the ladies when he actually entered the priesthood. :)

-D

Yeah, I know he was religious, it just wasn't as prominent an aspect of his character as it has been lately.

Wait! The nurse from Nitghtcrawler's book is Night Nurse??

One of them. Christine Palmer, not the one sleeping with Dr.Strange.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Nurse_(comics)

[Hi-Fi]

$10.23.

Codenames don't make themselves up.
LOL.


One of them. Christine Palmer, not the one sleeping with Dr.Strange.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Nurse_(comics)
Oh, I see.

I miss that Nightcrawler book. It was fun.

[Matthew K.]

With all the characters being that fit & attractive it's hard to imagine anyone's a virgin in that mansion. Add to the pile that they're close-knit & "outsiders" from the rest of the world & you just a have a recipe for hot n' steamy sex.



...I'd love to freakin' live there.

[Erik Lehnsherr]

Alright...how many people have Jean Grey and Storm slept with over the last 25 years of continuity?

[Faded]

With all the characters being that fit & attractive it's hard to imagine anyone's a virgin in that mansion. Add to the pile that they're close-knit & "outsiders" from the rest of the world & you just a have a recipe for hot n' steamy sex.



...I'd love to freakin' live there.

Hot virgins do exist!

I didn't think it happened anymore, but if I knew I totally would've waited.

Abstinence rocks, kids. No joke.

[Brian M.]

Alright...how many people have Jean Grey and Storm slept with over the last 25 years of continuity?

Jean...only provable one is Scott. Mentally...I think Mastermind tricked her into some stuff when he was trying to control her back in the Dark Phoenix Saga...

Storm...Forge, BP...not sure whoelse...Yukio...

[Matthew K.]

Hot virgins do exist!

I didn't think it happened anymore, but if I knew I totally would've waited.


Hey I know one as well. I'm currently trying to swoon her.


swoon

[Faded]

Hey I know one as well. I'm currently trying to swoon her.


swoon

LMAO so you're going to impurify her?!

[Matthew K.]

LMAO so you're going to impurify her?!


Hey baby I'm all heart & soul.


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let them knock you around
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let them make you a clown

let them leave you up in the air
let them brush your rock and roll hair

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let the stories be told
let them say what they want
let the photos be BOLD
let them show what they want

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if the illusion is real
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[Harlock]

Alright...how many people have Jean Grey and Storm slept with over the last 25 years of continuity?

"Eight and a half"

"Eight and a half?"

"Party at John K's-senior year. I get blitzed and pass out in his bedroom. Caitlin comes in and dives all over me."

"That's cheating?"

"In the middle of it, she calls me Brad"

"She called you Brad?"

"She called me Brad."

Kevin Smith knows all.

[Brian Cronin]

I think we had enough of that. ;)

-Brian