Corrupt an X-men Wish

[RoguishGurl]

I saw this game on another forum and I thought I would share it with you all. It's called Corrupt a Wish, but I've added an X-men twist to it. So the game goes like this, one poster will make a wish about something they want in the X-men comics, and the next poster will grant the wish but twist it around so it is undesirable.

Ex: I wish I could get all the comics I want for free.

Then the next poster would corrupt the wish like this

Granted, but you have no eyes and can't read them.
Then that poster would post their wish and so on.

All right I'll go first.

I wish Julian and Laura would hook up.

[Flight]

Granted, but Laura dies of Aids soon after.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but Laura dies of Aids soon after.

post your wish Flight (and that's sad)

[Flight]

I wish Iceman was a flamer.

[Phil Hunn]

I wish someone would hang Emma Frost with her own intestines.

[Novaya Havoc]

I wish Iceman was a flamer.

Granted, but then he gains 600lbs with manboobs larger than all the x-women combined, so then no gay reader would find him hot.

I wish that Dazzler would get a FABULOUS 100-issue solo series run.

[Diablito]

I wish someone would hang Emma Frost with her own intestines.

However, this would cause Emma Frost's tertiary power to appear, the ability to appear in any form of media ever. Your whole world would be filled with immages of Emma.


I wish Maggot was alive intact to the way he was before he was dead.

[RoguishGurl]

I wish that Dazzler would get a FABULOUS 100-issue solo series run.

Granted, but then in the last issue she reunites with Longshot.

I wish Maggot was alive intact to the way he was before he was dead.

Granted, but he is written horribly out of character and you no longer like him.


I wish Skottie Young wasn't leaving New X-men.

[Diablito]

Granted, but then in the last issue she reunites with Longshot.


Granted, but he is written horribly out of character and you no longer like him.


I wish Skottie Young wasn't leaving New X-men.

Granted, but then Skottie reveals he is secretly LARROCCA, and starts drawing like he does in Uncanny X-Men.

I wish Sunfire joined the X-Men.

[Novaya Havoc]

Granted, but then in the last issue she reunites with Longshot.


Granted, but he is written horribly out of character and you no longer like him.


I wish Skottie Young wasn't leaving New X-men.

Granted, but then he kills every character and replaces them with Sage and Wolverine in a duo-solo book.

I wish Lila Cheney was stricken from ever being mentioned or seen in any media anywhere ever again. And gets herpes before this happens.

[RoguishGurl]

I wish Sunfire joined the X-Men.

Granted, but he never gets any panel time.


I wish Lila Cheney was stricken from ever being mentioned or seen in any media anywhere ever again. And gets herpes before this happens.

Granted, but then she has a drunken moment with Dazzler and Dazzler gets herpes as well.

I wish that Psylocke would come back to the X-men.

[Brett P]

I wish that Psylocke would come back to the X-men.

Granted but her main storyline involves fighting with Paige for Warrens affections.

I wish ..God I don't know!

I wish Paige and Sam were on a team together after MC

[Chiasm]

I wish that Dazzler would get a FABULOUS 100-issue solo series run.

Granted but the original writer quits after one issue and Claremont takes over.

I know someone else answered this but I've got the perfectly reply to corrupt it utterly for you given your love of Excalibur Dazzler.

[HellFrost]

Granted but her main storyline involves fighting with Paige for Warrens affections.

I wish ..God I don't know!

I wish Paige and Sam were on a team together after MC

Granted, but they never have any interaction in the book.

I wish some writer would bring up Emma Frosts Telekinesis.

[Brett P]

Granted, but they never have any interaction in the book.

I wish some writer would bring up Emma Frosts Telekinesis.

Granted, but when they do it explodes her brain.

(Emma has tk??)

I wish Mercury and Elixir hooked up.

[Affinity]

GO FOR IT, but Cess catches him all necro on Wallflower!

I wish Grant Morrison/Frank Quitely were on Astonishing X-Men!

[Omega Alpha]

I wish Grant Morrison/Frank Quitely were on Astonishing X-Men!

Granted, but Quitely would take 8 months to finish an issue and there would be no fill-ins.

I wish Storm died in a slow and painful way and never was ressurected.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but Quitely would take 8 months to finish an issue and there would be no fill-ins.

I wish Storm died in a slow and painful way and never was ressurected.

Granted, but they made a clone of her.

I wish that Mike Choi was drawing New X-men (only after Skottie)

[Omega Alpha]

I wish that Mike Choi was drawing New X-men (only after Skottie)

Granted, but then Choi would get a huge exclusive from DC and leave without ever finishing one issue.

I wish Iceman would finally get out of the closet.

[Slung]

Granted, but then Choi would get a huge exclusive from DC and leave without ever finishing one issue.

I wish Iceman would finally get out of the closet.

Iceman coming out causes Scott to realize his own desires and they run off to Fire Island together leaving depressed and suicidal Emma doped up on medication and Jean in charge of the institute.

I wish Dazzler was cool again (again?).

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but being "cool" means that she is frozen into a block of ice for a thousand years.

I wish Cyclops had a spine again.

[HellFrost]

I wish Cyclops had a spine again.

Granted, but then he would become so domineering that no one would ever want anything to do with him again, forcing him to leave the X-men forever.

I wish Jean would come back and was never tied to the Phoenix Force ever again.

[Brett P]

Granted, but then he would become so domineering that no one would ever want anything to do with him again, forcing him to leave the X-men forever.

LOL!

I wish Jean would come back and was never tied to the Phoenix Force ever again.

Granted but then she goes into space to find Rachel and gets merged with the almighty Griffin Force.

I wish Pixie told Cyclops she was hot for him.

[HellFrost]

I wish Pixie told Cyclops she was hot for him.

Griffon Force made me giggle and scream in horror

Granted, but then Scott rejects her making Pixie travel back to Limbo to study dark magic and become Darkpyxie and turns Anole straight with her evil magics.

I wish there was a Gen X reunion.

[Brett P]

Griffon Force made me giggle and scream in horror

Granted, but then Scott rejects her making Pixie travel back to Limbo to study dark magic and become Darkpyxie and turns Anole straight with her evil magics.

ABSOLUTELY EVIL. :D

I wish there was a Gen X reunion.

Granted, but it takes place in the afterlife when Jubilee and Chamber are the next New Warriors to get blown up and Husk and M make a suicide pact knowing that death was out to get them anyway.

I wish Gambit would redeem himself and rejoin the X-Men.

[Schuimend Mormel]

I wish Gambit would redeem himself and rejoin the X-Men.

Granted, but after only one issue he will sacrifice his life to save Darwin and Thunderbird III, who will then take his place on the team.



I wish the decompressed multi-part story arcs were replaced by solid single issue stories or two-parters.

[Affinity]

Granted, but Quitely would take 8 months to finish an issue and there would be no fill-ins.<SNIP>

HOT!

I wish the decompressed multi-part story arcs were replaced by solid single issue stories or two-parters.

Granted. Because that's pretty shitty to begin with.

I wish one of the New X-Men girls got knocked up!

[Schuimend Mormel]

HOT!



Granted. Because that's pretty shitty to begin with.

I wish one of the New X-Men girls got knocked up!

Granted. But the father is Xavier.



I wish Cannonball was assigned leadership over a team of X-Men.

[Brett P]

Granted. But the father is Xavier.



I wish Cannonball was assigned leadership over a team of X-Men.

Granted but the team consists of Darwin, Pixie, Caliban, Skids and Lockheed.

I wish the next big MU event after Secret Invasion was X-centric

[Brian M.]

I wish Optimus Prime would corrupt Pixie with a front bumper kiss at 120mph.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

I wish Optimus Prime would corrupt Pixie with a front bumper kiss at 120mph.

NICE.

Didn't take too kindly to NXM 42's preview, eh?

What the hell possessed you to not find the brat annoying in the first place? :D

[Brian M.]

NICE.

Didn't take too kindly to NXM 42's preview, eh?

What the hell possessed you to not find the brat annoying in the first place? :D

New X-Men #41 was the only time I've not found her annoying. I thought I could learn to like her...I was wrong.

[Omega Alpha]

I wish the next big MU event after Secret Invasion was X-centric

Granted, but the crossover is about Wolverine alone taking down Galactus and the Silver Surfer and sleeping with all the characters, male and female, of the MU.

I wish the X-men would fight Dr. Doom- the real one, not a Doombot.

[HellFrost]

I wish the X-men would fight Dr. Doom- the real one, not a Doombot.

Granted, but it'll be written by Chuck Austen.

I wish Cordelia Frost came back as the X-Men's next big bad.

[Slung]

Granted, but it'll be written by Chuck Austen.

I wish Cordelia Frost came back as the X-Men's next big bad.

Granted, but Cordelia kills Emma and it happens in Uncanny X-Men and nobody reacts to Emma's death or mentions her again.

[RoguishGurl]

I wish Rogue could control her powers.

[Matthew K.]

I wish Rogue could control her powers.

As you wish...but then Gambit comes back in & takes cher away from the team to live with him in the boondocks for several years--& we get a book about it!

I wish Candy Southern came back, teamed up with Warren & destroyed every trace of Cameron Hodge...& then they two went off to live together at Warren's luxury estate in Colorado--retired from the team for some time.

[Omega Alpha]

I wish Rogue could control her powers.

Granted, but then all she would do is have mid-air sex in front of her mother and all her teammates.

I wish Archangel got his methalic wings again.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Granted, but then all she would do is have mid-air sex in front of her mother and all her teammates.

I wish Archangel got his methalic wings again.



I wish Candy Southern came back, teamed up with Warren & destroyed every trace of Cameron Hodge...& then they two went off to live together at Warren's luxury estate in Colorado--retired from the team for some time.


granted but warren winds up killing Candy with his uncontrollable metal wings of death and is in an X-Universe version of the Fugitive.

I Wish there Wolverine had a girlfriend who could manage to stay a live for a while.

[Matthew K.]

I Wish there Wolverine had a girlfriend who could manage to stay a live for a while.

As you wish...but her name is Sage & the dynamic duo form a title written by Claremont in which they go about "saving the world."

I wish Chris Bachalo came back to the X-Men for a significant issue run...

[RoguishGurl]

I Wish there Wolverine had a girlfriend who could manage to stay a live for a while.

Granted, but his girlfriend is Cassandra Nova.

I wish i had New X-men 42 in my hands right now.

[DDM]

I wish some writer would bring up Emma Frosts Telekinesis.

Emma Frost is not a telekinetic--onlya powerful telepath. Otherwise, she would have done a little more damage to Phoenix when they fought way back in Uncanny X-Men #131, but the White Queen did not stand a chance against the cosmic powers of Phoenix. As it is, Emma Frost gave the telepathic suggestion to Jean that she had committed suicide instead.

[DDM]

I would like to see Emma Frost brainwashed into a the girl-next-door, a good girl in every respect. However, over time, the real Emma Frost would come to surface similar how fruit slowly rots from within. Then Emma Frost gets her revenge to the puppet master in some sick twisted telepathic simulcram only to find the puppet master to be far more powerful than she as she discovers it is the Shadow King.

[Brett P]

Granted, but the crossover is about Wolverine alone taking down Galactus and the Silver Surfer and sleeping with all the characters, male and female, of the MU.

Granted, but it'll be written by Chuck Austen.

Granted, but Cordelia kills Emma and it happens in Uncanny X-Men and nobody reacts to Emma's death or mentions her again.

These all really made me LOL!

I wish i had New X-men 42 in my hands right now.

Granted but you get the next 4 issues 2 weeks late every time.

I wish the adult male X-Men took the X-boys for a night out on the town!

[Matthew K.]

These all really made me LOL!



Granted but you get the next 4 issues 2 weeks late every time.

I wish the adult male X-Men took the X-boys for a night out on the town!

As you wish...but Sabretooth comes along & kills all the aforementiond New X-Men male kids.

I wish Carey got a hold of Psylocke for his stint on X-Men.

[Omega Alpha]

As you wish...but Sabretooth comes along & kills all the aforementiond New X-Men male kids.

I wish Carey got a hold of Psylocke for his stint on X-Men.

Granted, but as soon as he got her, his run was over and he never works on an X-men book again.

Man, i'm EVIL!

I wish Vulcan died and never came back, or was cloned, and nothing similar to him was ever a part of the X-books again.

[Matthew K.]

I wish Vulcan died and never came back, or was cloned, and nothing similar to him was ever a part of the X-books again.

unfair...that's a too benevolent wish to corrupt

[Slung]

I wish the adult male X-Men took the X-boys for a night out on the town!

Granted but "on the town" has a whole new meaning once the X-Men show the boys how real men use their "powers"...Oh, you know where this is going...

[RoguishGurl]

I wish Vulcan died and never came back, or was cloned, and nothing similar to him was ever a part of the X-books again.

Granted, but then you realize that Vulcan is your favorite character and you spend the rest of your life trying to find a way to bring him back into the comics.

I wish that Rogue and Gambit would get back together.

[Slung]

Granted, but then you realize that Vulcan is your favorite character and you spend the rest of your life trying to find a way to bring him back into the comics.

I wish that Rogue and Gambit would get back together.

Granted. Rogue whines. Gambit angsts. Is there anything more horrible that could happen to those two characters?

[RoguishGurl]

you need to give a wish so we can keep the game going. just a small suggustion. :D

[Slung]

you need to give a wish so we can keep the game going. just a small suggustion. :D

Oh right...Ummmm...

I wish Beast reverted to a form that was not a Linda Hamilton TV show ripoff.

[Christopher O]

I wish Beast reverted to a form that was not a Linda Hamilton TV show ripoff.
Granted. Beast reverts to his previous Beast form, then human form. Unfortunately, he doesn't stop until he reaches this fetal-like monstrosity of a form.

I wish the characters from the future would go back to the future.

[frog]

I wish the characters from the future would go back to the future.

Granted. However, all current characters go to the future with them.

I wish that Mojo is the first person either Beast or Dark Beast permanently disposes of in Endangered Species.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted. However, all current characters go to the future with them.

I wish that Mojo is the first person either Beast or Dark Beast permanently disposes of in Endangered Species.

Granted, but then he's cloned and becomes the leader of the X-men.

I wish Warren Ellis run is the greatest in the history of the X-books.

[Christopher O]

I wish Warren Ellis run is the greatest in the history of the X-books.
Granted but it's also the last.

I wish Jae Lee would get his ass on Uncanny X-Men like now.

[Slung]

Granted but it's also the last.

I wish Jae Lee would get his ass on Uncanny X-Men like now.

Granted, but instead of the good Jae Lee we get the scratchy, incomprehensible Jae Lee and he draws Storm like RuPaul.

Now I wish Jim Lee would return to the X-Men and let the writers write the stories!

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but instead of the good Jae Lee we get the scratchy, incomprehensible Jae Lee and he draws Storm like RuPaul.

Now I wish Jim Lee would return to the X-Men and let the writers write the stories!

Granted, but the book will take even longer than All Star: Batman & Robin to be released.

I wish one X-men team moves to Thor's New Asgard (why not)?

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Granted, but the book will take even longer than All Star: Batman & Robin to be released.

I wish one X-men team moves to Thor's New Asgard (why not)?

Granted, but they just become some of Thor's Asgardian Entourage and lose their X identities or even better frost giants.

I wish Wanda said "no more Summers or Guthrie siblings," they're popping up all over the place.

[Arilou]

I wish Wanda said "no more Summers or Guthrie siblings," they're popping up all over the place.

Granted, you get Summers and Guthrie grandparents instad.

I wish that the Phoenix force would be eaten by Galactus, and be permanently destroyed and never come back and do so without causing the Big G or the universe any ill effects at all.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, you get Summers and Guthrie grandparents instad.

I wish that the Phoenix force would be eaten by Galactus, and be permanently destroyed and never come back and do so without causing the Big G or the universe any ill effects at all.

Granted, but the Phoenix force takes everyone it has ever possessed with it. Including Jean, Marvel Girl, Stepford Cuckoos and Emma Frost.

I wish that Mike Carey would write X-men forever.

[Brett P]

RG I gotta give you props, this is a great thread and everyone's corruptions are making me giggle :D

As you wish...but Sabretooth comes along & kills all the aforementiond New X-Men male kids.

Sabes is dead yo!

I wish that Mike Carey would write X-men forever.

Granted, but the art is constantly the worst the books ever had.

I wish Bobby got a decent costume.

[RoguishGurl]

RG I gotta give you props, this is a great thread and everyone's corruptions are making me giggle: D

Aww, thank you!! Now you get a kiss. *blows a kiss at Victor Borkowski*

I wish Bobby got a decent costume.

Granted, but the only costume that is decent enough is his birthday suit and he walks around naked all the time. (is that really a corruption?)


I wish that every X-Book had a great artist and a great writer.

[Arilou]

Granted, but the Phoenix force takes everyone it has ever possessed with it. Including Jean, Marvel Girl, Stepford Cuckoos and Emma Frost.



Hmm.... I could live with that :p

[DDM]

Granted, but the Phoenix force takes everyone it has ever possessed with it. Including Jean, Marvel Girl, Stepford Cuckoos and Emma Frost.

I wish that Mike Carey would write X-men forever.

Not true. Greg Pak & lazy editors is largely responsible for the terrible misinterpretation of Phoenix. In the original stories, Jean Grey became Phoenix; Rachel Summers became Phoenix. It is not about possession. Basically, Jean Grey & Phoenix became one. The same applies to Rachel.

The Phoenix represents a fundamental aspect of the universe; without the Phoenix, the universe would rot from stagnation. There would be no death or renewal, rebirth. Galactus is another aspect of the universe who has a very different role.

Galactus can no more possess the powers of Phoenix because he has a very different role to test planets, to separate the wheat from the chafe.

[DDM]

Granted, you get Summers and Guthrie grandparents instad.

I wish that the Phoenix force would be eaten by Galactus, and be permanently destroyed and never come back and do so without causing the Big G or the universe any ill effects at all.

If Galactus even attempted to consume the Phoenix Force, he would eventually have to expel its energies because his body cannot metabolize stars, only planets. At best, nothing would happen. At worst, Galactus' consumption of the Phoenix would spell the end of the universe.

[frog]

DDM, I'm afraid you are totally missing the point of this thread. No one really expects any of these scenarios to happen. We're just having fun, not debates, okay?

[Arilou]

If Galactus even attempted to consume the Phoenix Force, he would eventually have to expel its energies because his body cannot metabolize stars, only planets. At best, nothing would happen. At worst, Galactus' consumption of the Phoenix would spell the end of the universe.

Which would breka the wish. So, no. That won't happen.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

I wish that every X-Book had a great artist and a great writer.

But editorial allows different takes on the same plot outline so it's like 4 different issues with the same story, just different words and pictures.

edit:
forgot to make a wish.

I wish there was an Arcade storyline coming up for the New X-Men.

[Omega Alpha]

I wish Wolverine was not an exposed character anymore.

[Affinity]

LOLOL
DDM just MAKES this thread for me<3

[HellFrost]

Granted, but the only costume that is decent enough is his birthday suit and he walks around naked all the time. (is that really a corruption?)That's alright by me.;)


I wish that every X-Book had a great artist and a great writer.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but after one issue they give finality to the X-Men and their story is forever ended, and we get no more issues.
I wish Wolverine was not an exposed character anymore.
Granted, but X-23 takes his place everywhere. (Not sure who would consider this a HUGE corruption) lol
LOLOL
DDM just MAKES this thread for me<3

Really? I think he needs to leave the thread if he's not going to play the game and stop giving people his opinion that he keeps insisting is fact... I'm gonna start referring to him as Dwight.

I wish Anole didn't have that god awful arm anymore.

[Affinity]

Granted, but he wouldn't have the other one, either!

(And I'm sure I'll get pissed the next time he does it, lol.)

I wish Emma would have a really haute couture costume!

[HellFrost]

Granted, but he wouldn't have the other one, either!

(And I'm sure I'll get pissed the next time he does it, lol.)

I wish Emma would have a really haute couture costume!

Lol!

Granted, but it's got those horrible little "LV's" on it in all different crazy colors.

I wish Catseye was back and would join the the X-Men... or the New X-Force.

[Affinity]

LOL those LV's could be HOT.

Granted, but Feral thinks she's Thornn and violates her body! :0 !

I wish Morrison would write a Sage mini!

[Flight]

I wish Catseye was back and would join the the X-Men... or the New X-Force. Granted, but she gets AIDS and dies within the first week!!!~~~~~

I wish DDM was my WIFE!!!!!

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but she gets AIDS and dies within the first week!!!~~~~~

I wish DDM was my WIFE!!!!!

Granted, but... wait, this is an already deeply corrupted wish, never mind.

I wish all X-men were Skrulls.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Granted, but... wait, this is an already deeply corrupted wish, never mind.

I wish all X-men were Skrulls.

Granted...But the Rest of The World is all Kree suddenly with the appropriate tech.

I wish there were more intramural sports in X-Books and dining room chats over brunch.

[eurazn]

Granted...But the Rest of The World is all Kree suddenly with the appropriate tech.

I wish there were more intramural sports in X-Books and dining room chats over brunch.

Granted, but the intramural sport is curling and Iceman is the only player. Granted again, but the dining room chats consist only of discussion regarding the Summers family tree.

I wish the Shi'Ar would finally be killed off by the Phoenix.

[Pach!]

Hey! I like curling :mad:

[Pwood]

Granted, but the intramural sport is curling and Iceman is the only player. Granted again, but the dining room chats consist only of discussion regarding the Summers family tree.

I wish the Shi'Ar would finally be killed off by the Phoenix.

Granted, but it is revealed that contact with a Phoenix causes the Shi'ar to rise again.

I wish House of M never happened...

[frog]

Granted, but it is revealed that contact with a Phoenix causes the Shi'ar to rise again.

I wish House of M never happened...

Granted. However, Jean Grey Phoenix returns and we have House of G.

I wish there would be no character deaths for at least one year.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted. However, Jean Grey Phoenix returns and we have House of G.

I wish there would be no character deaths for at least one year.

Granted, but then all would die, except Wolverine, who would be the star of every solo.

I wish that non-sense from Warsong was retconned and the Cuckoos are just the daughters of some random mutants and have no genectic connection to Emma.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Granted, but then all would die, except Wolverine, who would be the star of every solo.

I wish that non-sense from Warsong was retconned and the Cuckoos are just the daughters of some random mutants and have no genectic connection to Emma.

Granted but then Scott gets Emma Knocked Up, and she has Time Traveling Quintuplets named the Summer Frosts.

I wish Nightcrawler would have a Solo book.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted but then Scott gets Emma Knocked Up, and she has Time Traveling Quintuplets named the Summer Frosts.

I wish Nightcrawler would have a Solo book.


Granted, but in it he goes back to space and fights among the Shiar.

I wish that Gambit never became a horseman.

[Matthew K.]

I wish Catseye was back and would join the the X-Men... or the New X-Force.

that'd be super!
I wish that Gambit never became a horseman.

Granted, but instead he gives up "waiting" (again) & gives Rogue some loving & dies in the process while she comes (it was a long overdue quickie, folks).

I wish Hellion took over as leader in New X-Men.

[Brett P]

Granted, but he wouldn't have the other one, either!


Ha! :D

Granted but then Scott gets Emma Knocked Up, and she has Time Traveling Quintuplets named the Summer Frosts.

DLOL! (dirty laugh out loud ;))

I wish Hellion took over as leader in New X-Men.

Granted but he spends all his time screaming and fretting about Mercury's safety, much as Surge does for David...

I wish Colossus, Kitty and Nightcrawler were all on a team together again

[RoguishGurl]

I wish Colossus, Kitty and Nightcrawler were all on a team together again

Granted, but Sage is also on the group and she is the co-leader along with Wolverine.

I wish that X-23 and Pixie had a conversation just so i can see my two favs interact.

[Pwood]

Granted, but Sage is also on the group and she is the co-leader along with Wolverine.

I wish that X-23 and Pixie had a conversation just so i can see my two favs interact.

Granted, but a meteor falls to Earth, crushing the two and making X-fans like me and Brian happy for life.

I wish I was in an X-book...

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Granted, but Sage is also on the group and she is the co-leader along with Wolverine.

I wish that X-23 and Pixie had a conversation just so i can see my two favs interact.
Granted, but they only talk about celebrities like Paris Britney and Lindsay.


I wish I was in an X-book...
Granted but you're another Wolverine clone, a hermaphrodite and you impregnate yourself.

I wish the X-Mansion wasn't so prone to explosion.

[RoguishGurl]

I wish the X-Mansion wasn't so prone to explosion.

Granted, but it catches on fire all the time

I wish that Pulse would show up.

[HellFrost]

I wish Hellion took over as leader in New X-Men.
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish Morrison would write a Sage mini!
Granted, but he reveals that she's Xaviers illigitamte child and kills all the X-men with her newly developed mind powers.


I wish that Pulse would show up.
Me too!

Granted, but he show's up as a part of the Marauder's and negates all the X-Men's powers leaving them vulnerable.

I wish Jubilee was on an X-Team with Emma, and had her powers back.... and used usefully!

[Novaya Havoc]

I wish Jubilee was on an X-Team with Emma, and had her powers back.... and used usefully!

Granted, but she's always in the background and never has a single line of dialogue or a thought bubble/box, and is never referenced to by name.

I wish that Sage was revealed as Steve Jobs' new prototype iPod.

[Volk1]

Granted, but she's always in the background and never has a single line of dialogue or a thought bubble/box, and is never referenced to by name.

I wish that Sage was revealed as Steve Jobs' new prototype iPod.

Granted, but Dazzler would be a sell out and sponsor with Apple, causing record-low sales and abysmal revenues. Sage calculates this beforehand and signs with Macintosh instead. :)


I wish Pulse and Rogue banged and had a baybay!

[Novaya Havoc]

Granted, but Dazzler would be a sell out and sponsor with Apple, causing record-low sales and abysmal revenues. Sage calculates this beforehand and signs with Macintosh instead. :)


I don't understand this response!

I WANT A DIFFERENT ONE.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Granted, but she's always in the background and never has a single line of dialogue or a thought bubble/box, and is never referenced to by name.

I wish that Sage was revealed as Steve Jobs' new prototype iPod.

Granted, but then she follows the Story of Artificial Intelligence, and Night Crawler is the Blue Fairy/Fuzzy Elf.

I wish Bishop Had his jheri curl mullet back.

[Volk1]

I don't understand this response!

I WANT A DIFFERENT ONE.

<Ya nye durak>.

:) Basically, Dazzler sponsors Ipods in commercials, ads, tv, wutevz, but because she does, nobody wants to buy Ipods anymore. They become OUTDATED!;)

[Kalen O.]

Granted, but Dazzler would be a sell out and sponsor with Apple, causing record-low sales and abysmal revenues. Sage calculates this beforehand and signs with Macintosh instead. :)


I wish Pulse and Rogue banged and had a baybay!

Granted, but then Sinister kidnaps the baby, rapidly ages it, and it returns to fight the X-Men and its parents with the power of TEN THOUSAND ANNOYING CHARACTERS MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN PIXIE, VULCAN AND LIFEGUARD COMBINED!

And everyone promptly bitches about it being a Mary Sue.

I wish Bishop Had his jheri curl mullet back.

Granted, but it renews Storm's interest in him, prompting her to find him irresistible, and sparking Marvel's World War Three as her ensuing divorce causes an enraged and jealous Black Panther to pit Wakanda against anyone who dares stand between him and his bride.

And anyone who sides against Black Panther will promptly declared racist by the Hudlin boards. Even though Bishop, too, is black.

Or half Aborigine. Oh whatever, DDM.

I wish that Mike Carey wrote Iceman forever and ever and ever. And that anyone who corrupts this wish with a variation of the oh so predictable 'but then Carey writes him taking it up the butt' gets internet-slapped and has to hang their head in shame for sucking at life.

[frog]

I wish that Mike Carey wrote Iceman forever and ever. And that anyone who corrupts this wish with a variation of the oh so predictable 'but then Carey writes him taking it up the butt' gets internet-slapped and has to hang their head in shame for sucking at life.

Granted but Iceman immediately follows Polaris to outer space and stays there.

I wish that Beast wasn't always the first to be knocked out in a fight.

[Pwood]

Granted but Iceman immediately follows Polaris to outer space and stays there.

I wish that Beast wasn't always the first to be knocked out in a fight.

Granted, but he ends up being knocked out second in every fight...and then everyone laughs...

I wish for Pixie to die in upcoming X-events.

[Chiasm]

Granted, but he ends up being knocked out second in every fight...and then everyone laughs...

I wish for Pixie to die in upcoming X-events.

Granted but its revealed she is an X-ternal and will be the star of Rob Liefelds new X-book that is perpetually delayed.

I wish Rachel Summers would finally get a decent costume / haircut.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted but then Scott gets Emma Knocked Up, and she has Time Traveling Quintuplets named the Summer Frosts.


LOL!


I wish Rachel Summers would finally get a decent costume / haircut.

Granted, but then she is captured by Masque and becomes ugly.

I wish the X-men united to kill Sally Floyd & Amadeus Cho, and both died and they or anyone with their DNA never came back.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Granted but its revealed she is an X-ternal and will be the star of Rob Liefelds new X-book that is perpetually delayed.

I wish Rachel Summers would finally get a decent costume / haircut.

Granted but she loses all of her powers and gets a job as Xavier's fashionable accountant.

I wish Sunspot would be used as a hero as a regular character on a team book.

[Chiasm]

I wish Sunspot would be used as a hero as a regular character on a team book.

Granted but he dies in the first issue while on the toilet just like Elvis.

I wish Wolverine's development and origin of the last few years would be retconned from existence.

[Fatguy]

I wish Wolverine's development and origin of the last few years would be retconned from existence.


Granted, and later its revealed his origin has been retconned so that he was Jean Grey's father. And he still doesnt stop trying to shag her.

I wish Professor X would just die off already!

[Matthew K.]

Granted, and later its revealed his origin has been retconned so that he was Jean Grey's father. And he still doesnt stop trying to shag her.

I wish Professor X would just die off already!

Granted, but it would be revealed a month later as Xornessor X who died!

I wish Scanner would join the X-Men & shack up with Cyclops

[Fatguy]

lol Xornessor

[Matthew K.]

lol Xornessor

...that was so EVIL.

& I went there :evilsmile

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but it would be revealed a month later as Xornessor X who died!

I wish Scanner would join the X-Men & shack up with Cyclops

Granted, but then she gets tried of how wimpy Cyclops is and chooses to find a stronger mate...in Emma.

I wish that we could see the New X-men team in academic classes.

[Karl H]

Granted, but then she gets tried of how wimpy Cyclops is and chooses to find a stronger mate...in Emma.

I wish that we could see the New X-men team in academic classes.

Granted but the books feature 6 pages of math problems at the end of each issue.

I wish that Quiksilver became a prominant villain for a main X-team.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but it would be revealed a month later as Xornessor X who died!

LOL!:D



I wish that Quiksilver became a prominant villain for a main X-team.

OK, but he dies in battle after the first issue, killed by the depowered Slipstream.

I wish Colossus would leave Kitty for good.

[Chiasm]

I wish Colossus would leave Kitty for good.

Granted but Kitty is pregnant with his child and leaves the X-men forever.

I wish Grant Morrison was writer of the X-men again.

[Karl H]

Granted but Kitty is pregnant with his child and leaves the X-men forever.

I wish Grant Morrison was writer of the X-men again.

Granted but he has to deal with Rob Liefield on pencils and editorial mandates that he reintroduces all of the characters in Chris Claremont's Revolution.

I wish some of the ideas touched upon in Joe Casey's run were revisited such as Angel standing for president.

[eurazn]

whoops! too late ...

[Matthew K.]

Granted but he has to deal with Rob Liefield on pencils and editorial mandates that he reintroduces all of the characters in Chris Claremont's Revolution.

I wish some of the ideas touched upon in Joe Casey's run were revisited such as Angel standing for president.

Granted, but it's Chuck Austen with Igor Kordey on pencils.

I wish Whedon produced his titles quicker.

[Slung]

Granted, but it's Chuck Austen with Igor Kordey on pencils.

I wish Whedon produced his titles quicker.

Granted - but he is paired up with Joe Mad and Mad promised to finish Battle Chaser's first...

[Matthew K.]

Granted - but he is paired up with Joe Mad and Mad promised to finish Battle Chaser's first...

Touché Slung. Touché.

I can't believe that book is still...ongoing? WTF

[Brett P]

Granted - but he is paired up with Joe Mad and Mad promised to finish Battle Chaser's first...

You didn't make a wish!

So I'm stealing it :evilsmile

I wish the entire cast of Emperor Vulcan were blown up and destroyed FOREVER!

[wshaunpennington]

I wish the entire cast of Emperor Vulcan were blown up and destroyed FOREVER!

Granted, until editorial mandates that they all hatch out of Phoenix eggs in time for the next movie. (Forever means, like, two months Marvel time, right?)

I wish Callisto was repowered and put on an X-Team.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Granted, until editorial mandates that they all hatch out of Phoenix eggs in time for the next movie. (Forever means, like, two months Marvel time, right?)

I wish Callisto was repowered and put on an X-Team.

Granted, but she's on a team where she's tethered to Leech.

I wish Magma and Iceman would get together and make babies.

[KittyPryde]

Granted, but she's on a team where she's tethered to Leech.

I wish Magma and Iceman would get together and make babies.
Granted! But the babies have powers of both parents, which turns them into steam and they dissipate shortly after hitting puberty, never to be seen again.

I wish Jubilee and Gambit would both get stomped to death by Mammomax.

[Talon X]

Granted! But the babies have powers of both parents, which turns them into steam and they dissipate shortly after hitting puberty, never to be seen again.

I wish Jubilee and Gambit would both get stomped to death by Mammomax.

Wish granted, but Jubilee and Gambit survive as Mammomax is dead.

I wish Whedon could release Astonishing out on time!

[RoguishGurl]

Wish granted, but Jubilee and Gambit survive as Mammomax is dead.

I wish Whedon could release Astonishing out on time!

Granted, but all the issues are horribly written and the art sucks because it was rushed.

I wish that Laura and Hellion would have a make out session and declare their love for each other.

[Talon X]

Granted, but all the issues are horribly written and the art sucks because it was rushed.

I wish that Laura and Hellion would have a make out session and declare their love for each other.

Wish granted but Kimura comes along and inpales Hellion and Elexir is no where to be seen leaving Hellion to die. (Which I would be really pissed off with.)

I wish that NYX would come back.

[Fatguy]

EDIT: Talon beat me to it!

[Talon X]

EDIT: Talon beat me to it!
Woot!
Were you gonna say the same thing?

[RoguishGurl]

Wish granted but Kimura comes along and inpales Hellion and Elexir is no where to be seen leaving Hellion to die. (Which I would be really pissed off with.)

I wish that NYX would come back.

Granted, but it is written by the worse writer ever and all they characters are drastically retconned.

I wish that we would find out what is up with Selene and Wither.

[wshaunpennington]

Granted, but it is written by the worse writer ever and all they characters are drastically retconned.

I wish that we would find out what is up with Selene and Wither.

Granted, but the zipper gets stuck on the sticky latex gimp suit Selene makes him wear, and he never says a word. (Come to granny...)

I wish Mystique had stuck around a little longer so we could have seen the Iceman/Northstar/Mystique love triangle that was bound to happen.

[Brett P]

I wish Mystique had stuck around a little longer so we could have seen the Iceman/Northstar/Mystique love triangle that was bound to happen.

Granted, but Northstar would have needed to stick around too, thus, nothing actually happens between the three :p

I wish Anole and Rockslide just GOT IT ON ALREADY :D

[wshaunpennington]

Granted, but Northstar would have needed to stick around too, thus, nothing actually happens between the three :p

I wish Anole and Rockslide just GOT IT ON ALREADY :D

Granted, but Rockslide's an insatiable bottom and Anole just can't keep up. They break up when Anole catches Rockslide posting on Craigslist. :mad:

I wish Kitty Pryde was leading the new X-Force.

[Brett P]

Granted, but Rockslide's an insatiable bottom and Anole just can't keep up.

Ew! lol I was thinking more a Pixie dust induced make out session...but of course, these wishes are for corrupting!

I wish there were more non-mutants like Moira and Maddy Pryor on the X-Men teams.

Granted, but every single other member of every X-team are also non mutants.

EDIT: You can't change your wish lol!

Ok, Kitty leads X-Force but the team line up changes and consists of her, Zombie Moira and Maddie Pryor, Amadeus Cho and Rick Jones :D

I wish Nightcrawler ditched the red costume.

[frog]

I wish Nightcrawler ditched the red costume.

Granted, but he trades it for a monastical robe and a vow of silence.

I wish that Predator X chokes on X-23 before it can get to Soorya.

[HellFrost]

I wish that Predator X chokes on X-23 before it can get to Soorya.

Granted, but then Sooraya ends up being assinated by one of the Church of Humanity's snipers right when you think she's safe.

I wish Astrid Bloom came back.

[Affinity]

Granted, but they retcon her into being Emma's tranny girlfriend from college. OH, WAIT.

I wish Adrian Alphona redesigned the X-Men!

[Wind-Breaker]

Granted, but they retcon her into being Emma's tranny girlfriend from college. OH, WAIT.

I wish Adrian Alphona redesigned the X-Men!

Granted, but mid-way drawing the first issue and he slipps off his drawing desk and breaks his hand, Rob Liefield is signed on a as fill in artist.

I wish to see Fabian writting Uncanny X-Men

[Affinity]

.............

You're evil as fuck.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but mid-way drawing the first issue and he slipps off his drawing desk and breaks his hand, Rob Liefield is signed on a as fill in artist.

I wish to see Fabian writting Uncanny X-Men

Granted, but he slowly begins having small strokes and the first plot arc ends with Lifegaurd leading the X-Men in a fight against Power Pack.

I wish Cecelia Reyes actually got a codename.

[Christopher O]

I wish Cecelia Reyes actually got a codename.
Granted, but the X-Men only give her one because they think it will look nice on her headstone.

I wish Mojo and the X-Babies were never mentioned again.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but the X-Men only give her one because they think it will look nice on her headstone.

I wish Mojo and the X-Babies were never mentioned again.

Granted, but then Mojo II comes along and makes X-Seniors: the old wrinkly gray-headed version of the X-men!

I wish that Phoenix Warsong never happened and that the Cuckoos could feel emotions again.

[RoguishGurl]

k, I have a new wish!!

I wish all the X-men were sky blue, that way there would be no race threads that get crazy and no one would argue and everyone would be happy!!

[Omega Alpha]

k, I have a new wish!!

I wish all the X-men were sky blue, that way there would be no race threads that get crazy and no one would argue and everyone would be happy!!

Granted, but then all villains would be black and when they did something evil, writers, Marvel and fans would be accused of racism.

I wish Predator X eats Xavier.

[Rubicant]

Granted, but then all villains would be black and when they did something evil, writers, Marvel and fans would be accused of racism.

I wish Predator X eats Xavier.

Granted, but Xavier lives on as a psychic entity who gets thrown back in time by centuries to become the Shadow King.

I wish Kitty had been corrupted by Emma all those years ago.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but Xavier lives on as a psychic entity who gets thrown back in time by centuries to become the Shadow King.

I wish Kitty had been corrupted by Emma all those years ago.

Granted, but Kitty in the long run is zapped by Xavier and becomes Onslaught instead.

I wish Stacy X hadn't lost her powers.

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but then Stacy's only new appearances consist of her becoming the X-Men's "stress relief".

I wish Astonishing X-Men wasn't so easy to mock.

[Diablito]

Granted, but then Stacy's only new appearances consist of her becoming the X-Men's "stress relief".

I wish Astonishing X-Men wasn't so easy to mock.

Granted, but every other book becomes much easier to mock.

[Alan2099]

Diablito didn't have a wish! :(

Anyway, I wish Apocalypse was a powerful and credible threat again.

[protogarrett]

Diablito didn't have a wish! :(

Anyway, I wish Apocalypse was a powerful and credible threat again.

Granted, but only after a long, over reaching arc to be defeated in one page by Squirrel Girl.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but only after a long, over reaching arc to be defeated in one page by Squirrel Girl.

So? If you're fighting Squirrel Girl, there is no such thing as a shameful defeat.

Anyway, I wish i was wrong and Kitty survived AXM and the ones that stay in space are Danger and Ord.

[Matthew K.]

So? If you're fighting Squirrel Girl, there is no such thing as a shameful defeat.

Anyway, I wish i was wrong and Kitty survived AXM and the ones that stay in space are Danger and Ord.

Granted, but all the other X-books are cancelled & the only related book remaining is...Beauty & the Beast (vol. 2) starring Danger & Ord!

I wish the old Hellions came back.

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but all the other X-books are cancelled & the only related book remaining is...Beauty & the Beast (vol. 2) starring Danger & Ord!

I wish the old Hellions came back.

Granted, but then they're all revealed to be Skrull sin disguise due to Secret Invasion.

I wish Jubilee would return to the X-Men WITH her giant yellow rain coat.

[frog]

Granted, but then they're all revealed to be Skrull sin disguise due to Secret Invasion.

I wish Jubilee would return to the X-Men WITH her giant yellow rain coat.

Granted, but she's the first X-Man casualty in Messiah Complex.

I wish for Beast to get a decent pair of pants. (I haven't wished for that already, have I?)

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but she's the first X-Man casualty in Messiah Complex.

I wish for Beast to get a decent pair of pants. (I haven't wished for that already, have I?)

Granted, but then Wisom buys him a motorcycle and Beast sleeps with Wisdom for payment, then loses his new pants much like Dazzler did in DBTS 2.

I wish Emma would play a practical joke and slip viagra in all the male X-Men's morning java creating spandex tents galore.

[jarrod]

Granted, but then Wisom buys him a motorcycle and Beast sleeps with Wisdom for payment, then loses his new pants much like Dazzler did in DBTS 2.

I wish Emma would play a practical joke and slip viagra in all the male X-Men's morning java creating spandex tents galore.
Granted, but then it's swift bukkake punishment for Emms. :x

I wish New Exiles was good. :(

[frog]

Granted, but then Wisom buys him a motorcycle and Beast sleeps with Wisdom for payment, then loses his new pants much like Dazzler did in DBTS 2. I'm not familiar with that story. I'll have to look it up.

I wish Emma would play a practical joke and slip viagra in all the male X-Men's morning java creating spandex tents galore.

Granted, but she's the one that has to deal with every single one of them. At once!

I wish that all the deaths promised in Messiah Complex are revealed to be skrulls and the real X-Men have been abducted but are safe somewhere else.

[jarrod]

Ack!

I wish that all the deaths promised in Messiah Complex are revealed to be skrulls and the real X-Men have been abducted but are safe somewhere else.

Granted, but it turns out they all Phoenixes at the bottom of Jamica Bay.

I still wish New Exiles was good. :(

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but it's because Claremont is removed from the title and instead he gets to write ALL the other Marvel books.

I wish Nightcrawler and Mystique would communicate.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Granted, but it's because Claremont is removed from the title and instead he gets to write ALL the other Marvel books.

You beat me to it, lol. Was about to write the exact same thing only I'd keep it to x-books. :D

[Rubicant]

Granted, but it's because Claremont is removed from the title and instead he gets to write ALL the other Marvel books.

I wish Nightcrawler and Mystique would communicate.

Granted, but it becomes the first time that the word "cunt" is printed in a Marvel comic.

I wish Kitty would admit to Scott that she always hated Jean.

[jarrod]

Granted, but it becomes the first time that the word "cunt" is printed in a Marvel comic.

I wish Kitty would admit to Scott that she always hated Jean.
Granted, but then Scott retorts that he's always hated Rachel. :(

I wish Tangerine was on an X-team! Like now!

[Tobias March]

Granted, but then Scott retorts that he's always hated Rachel. :(

I wish Tangerine was on an X-team! Like now!

Granted, but X-23 is jealous of how fabulous she is and peels her like.....well, like a tangerine.

I wish we saw actual time effect the X-Men, so there've been 50 years of history for the team.

[Rubicant]

Granted, but X-23 is jealous of how fabulous she is and peels her like.....well, like a tangerine.

I wish we saw actual time effect the X-Men, so there've been 50 years of history for the team.

Granted, but Emma looks exactly the same due to all the work she's had done and is the New X-Men's coordinator for outfitting the X-Men for Depends.

I wish Zaladane would come back from the dead.

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but then all the other characters in exsistence die and she is left all by herself so every series is about Zaladane talking to a volleyball, much like that crappy tom hanks film.

I wish Shatterstar and Rictor would just confess the truth about their gay relationship already.

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but they are then forced to go on a cruise to "find themselves" and do not appear for at least five years.

I wish Frenzy was an X-Man again.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but they are then forced to go on a cruise to "find themselves" and do not appear for at least five years.

I wish Frenzy was an X-Man again.

Granted, but she is killed by Vulcan in the first issue after she joined.

I wish Grant Morrison, Mike Carey and Warren Ellis wrote the X-men books for the next 20 years.

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but she is killed by Vulcan in the first issue after she joined.

I wish Grant Morrison, Mike Carey and Warren Ellis wrote the X-men books for the next 20 years.

Granted, but then you lose your sight until you are miraculously cured with bionic implants... twenty years from now.

I wish Holocaust was back, large and in charge.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but then you lose your sight until you are miraculously cured with bionic implants... twenty years from now.

I wish Holocaust was back, large and in charge.

Granted, but he never talks and is only a background character that happens to be in charge.

I wish that Rogue would get up already and kick some butt!

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but in the process of said butt-kicking, she breaks both legs and is consigned to a wheelchair.

I wish Gambit would go away.

[Tobias March]

Granted, but in the process of said butt-kicking, she breaks both legs and is consigned to a wheelchair.

I wish Gambit would go away.

Granted, but he joins the Avengers.

I wish Karma would 'graduate', to the X-Men field squads.

[pryde15]

Granted, but he joins the Avengers.

I wish Karma would 'graduate', to the X-Men field squads.

Granted, but she dies a terrible death on her first mission.

I wish Emma Frost was in limbo.

[garyfoo182]

Granted, but she dies a terrible death on her first mission.

I wish Emma Frost was in limbo.

Granted but Uncany X-Men would have to devote the next 50 issues to dealing with a world wide and universe wide search for her (never once thinking to go to Limbo) and at the end of it all, Cyclops gets an ongoing where he double checks everywhere.

I wish we went back to the costumes of the Morrison era.

Gary

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but then the X-Men all get in a big fire where the costumes melt off, causing them all such severe burns that they decide not to wear them ever again, as they are so traumatised.

I wish Exodus would shove Emma Frost's head up her arse.

[MarvelGirlBoy]

Granted, but as her neck snaps she is resurrected by the Phoenix Force, which she is permanently bonded with (obliterating Exodus in the process) in a convoluted series of suspiciously familiar retcons, that reveal that Jean Grey never even existed in the first place, but was in fact Emma Frost from X-Men (vol. 1) #1.

I wish that Anole would get a boyfriend, preferably Indra, in a cute "I'll protect you, oh youngest mutant" sorta way.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but as her neck snaps she is resurrected by the Phoenix Force, which she is permanently bonded with (obliterating Exodus in the process) in a convoluted series of suspiciously familiar retcons, that reveal that Jean Grey never even existed in the first place, but was in fact Emma Frost from X-Men (vol. 1) #1.

I wish that Anole would get a boyfriend, preferably Indra, in a cute "I'll protect you, oh youngest mutant" sorta way.

Granted, but then his boyfriend is killed.

I wish that Alani and Josh will stay together forever!

[Spamzilla]

I wish that Alani and Josh will stay together forever!

Granted, they are now fused together by the side of their heads.

I wish they'd use more of the residents of Mutant Town in X-factor, they had some pretty interesting visuals.

[Tobias March]

Granted, they are now fused together by the side of their heads.

I wish they'd use more of the residents of Mutant Town in X-factor, they had some pretty interesting visuals.

Granted but then Calvin Klein snatches up the more interesting ones visually to appear in a new ad campaign and we never see them again.

I wish there was an Irish character in the books was not related in any way whatsoever to a terrorist.

[frog]

Granted but then Calvin Klein snatches up the more interesting ones visually to appear in a new ad campaign and we never see them again.

I wish there was an Irish character in the books was not related in any way whatsoever to a terrorist.

Granted. However, he/she is closely related to the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

I wish that Rogue and Darwin get together after Rogue recovers!

[MarvelGirlBoy]

Granted. However, he/she is closely related to the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

I wish that Rogue and Darwin get together after Rogue recovers!

Granted, but they get drunk, hook up, and Rogue starts draining Darwin's powers before his powers adapt to the absorption, in the end reducing Darwin to the very non-black man form of Marvin from American Dad. He dumps Rogue in favour of a Skrull.

I wish Rachel would hurry back from space and get involved in Messiah CompleX somehow.

[RickyD410]

I wish Rachel would hurry back from space and get involved in Messiah CompleX somehow.

Granted, but she's only used as food for Predator X who eats her 4 panels after she arrives.

I wish that Prodigy becomes an X-Man.

[Tobias March]

Granted, but she's only used as food for Predator X who eats her 4 panels after she arrives.

I wish that Prodigy becomes an X-Man.

Granted, but his team find him insufferable because he's such a know-it-all and inveterate gossip.

I wish that Angel would become an effective fighter in the field.

[Omega Alpha]

I wish that Angel would become an effective fighter in the field.

Sure, but he would lose the wings and gain adamantium claws, enhanced senses and a healing factor and would call himself Lupine.

I wish Cable & Deadpool had a new team-up book, written by Nicienza and with a good artist working on it, and this book sold 80,000 copies a month.

[MarvelGirlBoy]

Sure, but he would lose the wings and gain adamantium claws, enhanced senses and a healing factor and would call himself Lupine.

I wish Cable & Deadpool had a new team-up book, written by Nicienza and with a good artist working on it, and this book sold 80,000 copies a month.

Done, but the reason it sells so well is because the pages contain trace crystal meth. Everyone at Marvel involved in the series' production is arrested (Nicienza included), and Cable and Deadpool are given "family friendly" makeovers courtesy of new series writer Madonna.

I wish Northstar and Aurora was emerge from whatever Xavier Institute hole they disappeared into after the X-Men (vol. 2) Annual.

[DeniseXfrost]

Done, but they got eaten by Predator x right after they appeared.

I wish Xavier is dead.

[Slung]

Done, but they got eaten by Predator x right after they appeared.

I wish Xavier is dead.

Done, but in the process Emma is overcome by the psychic trauma of his death and in a strange act of solidarity, breaks her own spine, shaves her head and calls herself Professor seX, leading the X-Men who will listen to her from her wheelchair (and since she is neither a professor or really sexy anymore only the most unimportant D listers follow her).

I wish Emma would acknowledge the death of her former BFF Banshee.

[Swashbuckler]

Done, but in the process Emma is overcome by the psychic trauma of his death and in a strange act of solidarity, breaks her own spine, shaves her head and calls herself Professor seX, leading the X-Men who will listen to her from her wheelchair (and since she is neither a professor or really sexy anymore only the most unimportant D listers follow her).

I wish Emma would acknowledge the death of her former BFF Banshee.

This would mean Marvel was remembering continuity and then hell would freeze over.

I wish I could screw an x-MAN.

[Yoshi]

This would mean Marvel was remembering continuity and then hell would freeze over.

I wish I could screw an x-MAN.

Done, but you get every STD known to man.

I wish coninuity was an important factor in comics.

[Matthew K.]

Done, but you get every STD known to man.

I wish coninuity was an important factor in comics.

Granted, but "coninuity" is just Thunderbird III"s new codename.

I wish Jean Grey came back and broke up Scott & Emma, but then revealed herself as Madelyne Pryor.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but "coninuity" is just Thunderbird III"s new codename.

LMAO!


I wish Jean Grey came back and broke up Scott & Emma, but then revealed herself as Madelyne Pryor.

Sure, but then Scott is revealed to be mind-controlled all along (i mean, how could he of all people not see it wasn't Jean?), then he goes back to Emma, they get married and have 4 beautiful children, while Maddie becomes Apocalypse and Ozymandias' sex slave.

I wish no X-men are Skrulls.

[Anodyne]

LMAO!
Sure, but then Scott is revealed to be mind-controlled all along (i mean, how could he of all people not see it wasn't Jean?), then he goes back to Emma, they get married and have 4 beautiful children, while Maddie becomes Apocalypse and Ozymandias' sex slave.
And then Maddie gets whatever she wants by playing Pocky and Ozzy against each other.
I wish no X-men are Skrulls.
Okay, but that makes them suitable for ritual sacrifice by a new race of aliens.

Madelyne Pryor's resemblance to Jean Grey was an illusion created by Mastermind.

[Yoshi]

Madelyne Pryor's resemblance to Jean Grey was an illusion created by Mastermind.

Granted, however it turns out that she is really a marbidly obese man.

I wish claremont would leave forever.

[RoguishGurl]

And then Maddie gets whatever she wants by playing Pocky and Ozzy against each other.

Okay, but that makes them suitable for ritual sacrifice by a new race of aliens.

Madelyne Pryor's resemblance to Jean Grey was an illusion created by Mastermind.

Granted, but she really looks like Emma Frost.

Yoshi beat me, but I still like my answer!!
Granted, however it turns out that she is really a marbidly obese man.

I wish claremont would leave forever.
granted, but then all the writers go on strike because claremont went away.

I wish that Cecilia Reyes would come back.

[Matthew K.]

I wish that Cecilia Reyes would come back.

Granted, but then the Scooby Doo gang appear & Scrappy unmasks her as evil farmer "Mr. McGregor" who tried to infiltrate the X-Men because he hates mutants and wanted to destroy them. Then Scrappy has sex with Mr. McGregor and Cyclops put it's on YouTube. And you have to watch it for the rest of your days as a X-fan.

I wish Catseye came back & joined the new X-Force.

[Yoshi]

Granted but she is depowered and chris claremont takes over turning her into a blade of grass.

I wish wanda will come back not crazy.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but then the Scooby Doo gang appear & Scrappy unmasks her as evil farmer "Mr. McGregor" who tried to infiltrate the X-Men because he hates mutants and wanted to destroy them. Then Scrappy has sex with Mr. McGregor and Cyclops put it's on YouTube. And you have to watch it for the rest of your days as a X-fan.

haha, you put a lot of thought into that, didn't you?

[Matthew K.]

Granted but she is depowered and chris claremont takes over turning her into a blade of grass.

I wish wanda will come back not crazy.

Granted, but she get killed by a giant Aunt Jemima turned to life who then joins the New Exiles.

I wish the family members on the teams acted more tight with each other & we got to see more team interaction overall...compared to style over substance action scenes.

haha, you put a lot of thought into that, didn't you?

it...was so evil! I had about a 30 second lapse of guilt after writing it.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but she get killed by a giant Aunt Jemima turned to life who then joins the New Exiles.

I wish the family members on the teams acted more tight with each other & we got to see more team interaction overall...compared to style over substance action scenes.
Granted, but they go to a picnic to spend quality time together, but then Predator X shows up and eats everyone!!

it...was so evil! I had about a 30 second lapse of guilt after writing it.
It was evil, at least you felt guilty.

I wish that cat beast would go away.

[Matthew K.]

Granted, but they go to a picnic to spend quality time together, but then Predator X shows up and eats everyone!!


It was evil, at least you felt guilty.

I wish that cat beast would go away.

Granted but he "goes away" only to come back as Pocy-Beast...the hybrid love child of Apocalypse and Henry from 2099. And then he eats Pixie.

I wish a New Mutants Omnibus would be released.

[RoguishGurl]

Granted but he "goes away" only to come back as Pocy-Beast...the hybrid love child of Apocalypse and Henry from 2099. And then he eats Pixie.
*gasps* You are cruel and evil!!! I need a new hot guy on here to crush on now.

I wish a New Mutants Omnibus would be released.
Granted, but it comes out as a memorial volume because all the New Mutants are eaten by predator X.

I wish Pixie would learn more magic

[Matthew K.]

*gasps* You are cruel and evil!!! I need a new hot guy on here to crush on now.

You stirred the pot by starting the corruption thread ;)

[RoguishGurl]

You stirred the pot by starting the corruption thread ;)

haha, that i did. but you went too far!! hmm, who shall I replace you with? :p

[Yoshi]

I wish Pixie would learn more magic

granted, but she gets out of control and kills herself and every other character that is amazing, leaving only craptastic suckers to be written.

I wish iceman achieved his full potential.

[Ben Morgan]

granted, but she gets out of control and kills herself and every other character that is amazing, leaving only craptastic suckers to be written.

I wish iceman achieved his full potential.

Then he would take over the Earth, and kill pixie

I wish cyclops would make me a peanut butter sandwich

[Omega Alpha]

I wish that cat beast would go away.

Granted, but then he becomes Ant-Beast!

I wish we never saw those "Rogue can't touch everyone, how awful that must be!" stories anymore.

[Slung]

Granted, but then he becomes Ant-Beast!

I wish we never saw those "Rogue can't touch everyone, how awful that must be!" stories anymore.

Granted, but those stories are replaced by "Cyclops is the antithesis of cool - be like Wolverine!" stories and "Jean Grey is the best X-Woman ever - Emma Frost sucks (______)!" stories.

I wish a student's parent sued Xavier's institute for letting their faculty parade around in sexually revealing outfits. :D

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but the women would need to be extra sleeazy for the story to work, hence Marvel would re-hire Austen to come write the scripts which would include the reintro of Nurse Annie and of course, The Draco II

I wish the X-Men would interact with the rest of the MU.

[Rubicant]

Granted, but the women would need to be extra sleeazy for the story to work, hence Marvel would re-hire Austen to come write the scripts which would include the reintro of Nurse Annie and of course, The Draco II

I wish the X-Men would interact with the rest of the MU.

Granted, but said interaction becomes a host of paternity suits when it's discovered that it's not only Wolverine who has slept with everyone in the MU. The pinnacle issue will be She-Hulk as prosecutor with her own bun in the oven, courtesy of Wolverine.

I wish a writer would follow up on Magneto's false identity.

[Anodyne]

I wish cyclops would make me a peanut butter sandwich
He does, but then you discover you've developed an allergy to peanuts.

I wish Neal Shaara would go to Karima and apologize for acting like an arrogant jerk. Then he codenames himself "Garuda" after the Hindu counterpart of the phoenix and the thunderbird.

[Omega Alpha]

He does, but then you discover you've developed an allergy to peanuts.

I wish Neal Shaara would go to Karima and apologize for acting like an arrogant jerk. Then he codenames himself "Garuda" after the Hindu counterpart of the phoenix and the thunderbird.

He does that, but is raped by Stilt-Man the same issue and kills himself in the next.

I wish Archangel had the metal wings again.

[Rubicant]

He does that, but is raped by Stilt-Man the same issue and kills himself in the next.

I wish Archangel had the metal wings again.

Granted, but he inadvertently beheads Paige and has a Captain Hero moment with the rest of her.

I wish Rachel would get over her hatred for Emma and learn everything she can from her. And I mean everything.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but he inadvertently beheads Paige and has a Captain Hero moment with the rest of her.

I wish Rachel would get over her hatred for Emma and learn everything she can from her. And I mean everything.

Granted, but we have a whole mini dedicated to see Rachel showing Scott everything she learned from Emma.

I wish Sabretooth came back from the dead.

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but we have a whole mini dedicated to see Rachel showing Scott everything she learned from Emma.

I wish Sabretooth came back from the dead.

He does, but then he stumbles into a bar and sits next to this black guy who complains that Sabretooth, a non black character got to be ressuerrected while all black characters are misrepresented and left dead.

I wish the X-Men would get drunk more often, and have it be on panel.

[MarvelGirlBoy]

He does, but then he stumbles into a bar and sits next to this black guy who complains that Sabretooth, a non black character got to be ressuerrected while all black characters are misrepresented and left dead.

I wish the X-Men would get drunk more often, and have it be on panel.

Granted, but when they also show Wolverine vomiting, Emma Frost looking dishevelled from her hangover, and Iceman "thinking he's invincible" only to fall off some scaffolding and die... and not reform from his broken pieces this time, your fears that there is a moral in here are confirmed by a page at the end of the arc that has the X-cast all standing around pouring vodka down the drain with a group speech bubble saying "Alcohol is an unhealthy lifestyle choice - we're X-ober!"

I wish my local comic book store actually stocked the most recent Messiah CompleX issues!

[GoingGreen]

Granted, but when they also show Wolverine vomiting, Emma Frost looking dishevelled from her hangover, and Iceman "thinking he's invincible" only to fall off some scaffolding and die... and not reform from his broken pieces this time, your fears that there is a moral in here are confirmed by a page at the end of the arc that has the X-cast all standing around pouring vodka down the drain with a group speech bubble saying "Alcohol is an unhealthy lifestyle choice - we're X-ober!"

I wish my local comic book store actually stocked the most recent Messiah CompleX issues!

It does, but the shock of said stocking causes an unhealthy blow to the minds of local comic readers. The begin aneurisming at the brain until the problem becomes contagious and airborn. The world ends.

I wish there was a team of actual X-Men dedicated to D-List/cult-classic characters, and Tabitha Smith was leading them.

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but most of the panels are obscured by Kitty's vodka-and-nachos vomit.

I wish Marrow had her powers again.

[Ben Morgan]

She would get them back, but then she would kill pixie

I wish Maggott was alive again

[RoguishGurl]

She would get them back, but then she would kill pixie

I wish Maggott was alive again

Granted, but the Pixie stabs him with her soul dagger.

I wish people would stop wanting to kill Pixie.

[Jackob]

Granted, but the Pixie stabs him with her soul dagger.

I wish people would stop wanting to kill Pixie.

but then pixie becomes a emo and brooding

i wish cyclops would always be writen as cool as he was last week.

[Omega Alpha]

but then pixie becomes a emo and brooding

i wish cyclops would always be writen as cool as he was last week.

Granted, but then... nah, your wish is just too cool to corrupt.

I wish to see the New X-men fighting the Young Avengers.

[DeniseXfrost]

Granted and they win as well but it would be only mention by Pixie because the stephord cuckoos mindraped the young avengers before the fight even started. (hey, i think it's kinda cool)

I wish Rogue and Gambit will never ever be a couple again.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted and they win as well but it would be only mention by Pixie because the stephord cuckoos mindraped the young avengers before the fight even started. (hey, i think it's kinda cool)

I wish Rogue and Gambit will never ever be a couple again.

OK, but that happens because both die and never come back.

I wish the mansion didn't get blown up every year.

[Jackob]

OK, but that happens because both die and never come back.

I wish the mansion didn't get blown up every year.

granted but then it ends up looking like a cheap 60s sitcom set.

i wish the surviving O5 would hang out during down time even if they wernt on the same team.

[Ben Morgan]

I don't know who the O5 are, but then while they were hanging out they would plan on how to kill pixie

I wish the Juggernaut lived in Gene M's basement

[Wind-Breaker]

I don't know who the O5 are, but then while they were hanging out they would plan on how to kill pixie

I wish the Juggernaut lived in Gene M's basement

Granted, but all Juggs wants to do is pose for nude paintings.

I wish there was intercompany crossover with the Joker and Deadpool

[Ben Morgan]

They would team up, and kill Pixie

I wish that Yoshi would adopt Nightcrawler as a pet

[Froggy]

They would team up, and kill Pixie

I wish that Yoshi would adopt Nightcrawler as a pet

but then eh'd be a abused pet


I wish Sketch would come back

[Yoshi]

but then eh'd be a abused pet


I wish Sketch would come back

Granted, but he comes back as Matthew K. OH WHAT NOW!!

I wish that pixie might live once in a while in someone other than RG's wish.

[Wind-Breaker]

Granted, but he comes back as Matthew K. OH WHAT NOW!!

I wish that pixie might live once in a while in someone other than RG's wish.

Granted, but she lives to get the Snowbird treatment
http://i14.tinypic.com/6tk3wqw.jpg


I wish Longshot would get rid of the mullet.

[Spamzilla]

I wish Longshot would get rid of the mullet.

Granted, he now has a Flock of Seagulls do'

I wish Wolverine would quit it with the teenage girl sidekick thing.

[Arilou]

Granted, he now has a Flock of Seagulls do'

I wish Wolverine would quit it with the teenage girl sidekick thing.

Granted. He now has boy sidekicks.
And becomes the subject of as much innuendo as Batman.

I wish Mr. Sinister would get a better codename.

[frog]

Granted. He now has boy sidekicks.
And becomes the subject of as much innuendo as Batman.

I wish Mr. Sinister would get a better codename.

Granted but he gets embarrassingly pwned by Storm in the next X-Men/Mauraders confrontation.

I wish for Cyclops to tell Emma that Dani is coming back to teach at the X-Mansion and to deal with it.

[Rubicant]

Granted but he gets embarrassingly pwned by Storm in the next X-Men/Mauraders confrontation.

I wish for Cyclops to tell Emma that Dani is coming back to teach at the X-Mansion and to deal with it.

Granted, but Emma shoots Cyclops and kills the investigator who comes after she's filed the missing person's report. Again.

I wish the X-Men would acknowledge all the stuff Emma did at the end of Generation X and deal with her appropriately.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but Emma shoots Cyclops and kills the investigator who comes after she's filed the missing person's report. Again.

I wish the X-Men would acknowledge all the stuff Emma did at the end of Generation X and deal with her appropriately.

Granted, but she then goes insane after it and kills off all the X-Men, leaving only Slipsteam to lead a bold new generation!

I wish Northstar would finally get a boyfriend who was hot and the relationship was normal and not all f'd up with deaths, ressurections, posession, and so on.

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but just as they are going to consummate said relationship, they get transmogrified into tortoises and have to hibernate for the winter (you didn't specify shapeshifting as one of the things that could go wrong, after all ;)).

I wish Fabian Cortez would make a triumphant return to the X-Books.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but just as they are going to consummate said relationship, they get transmogrified into tortoises and have to hibernate for the winter (you didn't specify shapeshifting as one of the things that could go wrong, after all ;)).

I wish Fabian Cortez would make a triumphant return to the X-Books.

Granted but he is now possessing the body of Da' Blob!

I wish that every other X-man would stop having blue skin. The pattern is becoming annoying.

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but now they're all invisible and it's terribly hard to figure out who is doing what in each panel!

I wish Jubilee was a mutant again

[Rubicant]

Granted, but now they're all invisible and it's terribly hard to figure out who is doing what in each panel!

I wish Jubilee was a mutant again

Granted, but as she's making the wish to be a mutant again, her mind wanders and she thinks of how she wanted to bang Skin. Thus, she winds up with his powers and has several extra square feet of skin in a not-so-convenient place. And gets a job at Arby's.

I wish the Celestials would swoop down and restart their x-gene experiment after vaporizing Wanda.

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but as she's making the wish to be a mutant again, her mind wanders and she thinks of how she wanted to bang Skin. Thus, she winds up with his powers and has several extra square feet of skin in a not-so-convenient place. And gets a job at Arby's.

I wish the Celestials would swoop down and restart their x-gene experiment after vaporizing Wanda.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I just cracked up laughing when I read that and couldn't stop. I had like three people come in my office and ask me if I was ok.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but as she's making the wish to be a mutant again, her mind wanders and she thinks of how she wanted to bang Skin. Thus, she winds up with his powers and has several extra square feet of skin in a not-so-convenient place. And gets a job at Arby's.

I wish the Celestials would swoop down and restart their x-gene experiment after vaporizing Wanda.

Granted, but now every single mutant has the powers of Skin but only in not-so-conventient places.

I wish, um, I wish Xavier and Danger would make babies (seriously, this wish is already corrupt).

[Phil Hunn]

Granted, but now every single mutant has the powers of Skin but only in not-so-conventient places.

I wish, um, I wish Xavier and Danger would make babies (seriously, this wish is already corrupt).

Granted, but on their first day of existence they contract a trojan horse virus and crash.

I wish X-23 would snog Hellion.

[jarrod]

Granted, but on their first day of existence they contract a trojan horse virus and crash.

I wish X-23 would snog Hellion.
Granted, but, uh... adamantium laced vagina dentata.

I wish Kurt would step up and actually lead these teams he's suppossedly leader of again.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but, uh... adamantium laced vagina dentata.

I wish Kurt would step up and actually lead these teams he's suppossedly leader of again.

Granted but he is killed on the first mission is a horribly brutal manner like in the Saw movies, and it somehow involves his genitals.

My wish, is to have an awesome wish cause I totally ran out.

[Dafyr]

Granted, but after this wish was granted, you still have no more ideas left.

I wish Cyclopes gets fed up with the "Dream", and turns anti-hero. Woverine and Jean's ghost is the only thing that could redeem him.

[jarrod]

Granted, but then Jean's ghost decides to make out with Logan behind Scott's back. <3 <3

I wish we'd see Boobilee, Monet or Husk stand up to Bratty Pryde on Emma's behalf.

[Rubicant]

Granted, but then Jean's ghost decides to make out with Logan behind Scott's back. <3 <3

I wish we'd see Boobilee, Monet or Husk stand up to Bratty Pryde on Emma's behalf.

Granted, but Kitty phases out Jubes' new boobs, Husk spends all her time complaining about how mean it was of her to do that, and Monet flies off with a smile, as plan B has been carried out. No one is to have bigger knockers than her.

I wish Emma would have a conversation with the Stepford Cuckoos about how no daughters of hers should dress so conservatively.

[Mitsaso]

I wish Emma would have a conversation with the Stepford Cuckoos about how no daughters of hers should dress so conservatively.

Granted, but then the Cuckoos start walking around with their vaginas hanging out like Paris, Britney and Lindsay, therefore out-slutting Emma.


I wish a Dazzler solo began, with Chuck Austen as writer.

[frogjitsu]

I wish a Dazzler solo began, with Chuck Austen as writer.

But Chuck quits after one issue and Claremont Takes over, and she is killed like every other issue.

I wish Psylocke and Captain Britain were on the "new" Excalibur team together.

[jarrod]

But Chuck quits after one issue and Claremont Takes over, and she is killed like every other issue.

I wish Psylocke and Captain Britain were on the "new" Excalibur team together.
Granted, but it's because Millar takes over and writes them as a couple. Twincest!

I wish Lockheed was on a post Messiah Complex X-team.

[frogjitsu]

Granted, but it's because Millar takes over and writes them as a couple. Twincest!

I wish Lockheed was on a post Messiah Complex X-team.

And Twincest would be a bad thing!?
Just joking; I couldn't resist:evilsmile

But Lockheed joins the New X-men and becomes Pixie's abused pet.

I wish Nightcrawler and Rachel would get together, and neither one of them would die in the near future.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but then they would get abducted by the Skrulls and have no contact with each other for 12 years. When they are released, they break up and never look each other in the eye again.

I wish Mark Millar wrote a Cap. Britain and Psylocke twincest story :p

[Swashbuckler]

Granted, but then they would get abducted by the Skrulls and have no contact with each other for 12 years. When they are released, they break up and never look each other in the eye again.

I wish Mark Millar wrote a Cap. Britain and Psylocke twincest story :p

Granted, but then Brian gets Betsy pregnant. She carries the fetus, and after lots of otherworldly drama she goes into labor, but then the focused totalitiy of Psylocke's vagina takes over and instead of delivering the baby into the world the world is sucked in towards the baby.

I wish Amanda Sefton would die!

[RoguishGurl]

Granted, but then Brian gets Betsy pregnant. She carries the fetus, and after lots of otherworldly drama she goes into labor, but then the focused totalitiy of Psylocke's vagina takes over and instead of delivering the baby into the world the world is sucked in towards the baby.

I wish Amanda Sefton would die!

Granted, but then it is revealed that it was really a Skrull and the real Amanda is lost in Limbo and th