Corrupt an X-men Wish

[x_goalkeeper]

sorry, ignore my post :smile:

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, but a new Predator X is born and it eats the baby while they're on their honeymoon. Oh, and Siryn finds out that Banshee is actually dead. How she'd react, think Rachel Grey.

I wish Wolverine joined X-Factor.

Granted, but he has to rescue Rictor in every issue.

I wish X-23 and Daken got into a fight, leaving one of them dead :evilsmile:

[Justin K.]

Granted, but he has to rescue Rictor in every issue.

I wish X-23 and Daken got into a fight, leaving one of them dead :evilsmile:

Granted, Daken dies and we can all forget about Wolverine:Origins :smile:

I wish Banshee was revealed to be alive. His death was a cover-up by Emma Frost, since they were close in Generation X and worked together for a long while. He wanted everyone to think he was dead while he went on a secret Interpol mission, having rejoined them after X-Corps. Him coming to the mansion and going to Muir Island happened, but he was never part of the crash. He blew up the blackbird with his powers, but Emma used Cerebra to make him appear dead. If Xavier can have secrets, so can Emma or Banshee. :smile: Oh, and no death from any of these two any time soon...

[The Thunderbird]

Granted, Daken dies and we can all forget about Wolverine:Origins :smile:

I wish Banshee was revealed to be alive. His death was a cover-up by Emma Frost, since they were close in Generation X and worked together for a long while. He wanted everyone to think he was dead while he went on a secret Interpol mission, having rejoined them after X-Corps. Him coming to the mansion and going to Muir Island happened, but he was never part of the crash. He blew up the blackbird with his powers, but Emma used Cerebra to make him appear dead. If Xavier can have secrets, so can Emma or Banshee. :smile:

Wish granted, but then Siryn dies from a sniper like a redshirt.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

[Justin K.]

Wish granted, but then Siryn dies from a sniper like a redshirt.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

:evilangry::evilangry: EAT THOSE WORDS, SIRYN WONT GET SHOT FROM A SNIPER!:evilangry:
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Granted, none of them will include the Cassidys
I wish Beast returned to his normal human appearance, but still has his powers.

[The Thunderbird]

:evilangry::evilangry: EAT THOSE WORDS, SIRYN WONT GET SHOT FROM A SNIPER!:evilangry::evilangry:

Granted, none of them will include the Cassidys
I wish Beast returned to his normal human appearance, but still has his powers.
Wish granted, but the Sage fans get upset when one of her actions gets undone. Oh, and the Morrison fanboys get pissed.

I wish Rachel kills all the Shi'ar Death Commandos that killed her family in Kingbreaker.

[Justin K.]

Wish granted, but the Sage fans get upset when one of her actions gets undone. Oh, and the Morrison fanboys get pissed.

I wish Rachel kills all the Shi'ar Death Commandos that killed her family in Kingbreaker.

She actually did, it was off panel, but mentioned :tongue:
I wish Shatterstar lost the ponytail and crappy costumes and returns to the X-universe actually lookig cool and having his mojo roots forgotten.

[The Thunderbird]

She actually did, it was off panel, but mentioned :tongue:
I wish Shatterstar lost the ponytail and crappy costumes and returns to the X-universe actually lookig cool and having his mojo roots forgotten.
Wish granted, but he gets a mullet instead.

I wish we got to see Rachel kill the Shiar Death Commandos.

[Justin K.]

Wish granted, but he gets a mullet instead.

I wish we got to see Rachel kill the Shiar Death Commandos.

Granted, she all killed them in ways that are too gross for panels :tongue:
I wish an X-team relocated yo madripoor, hopefully X-Force considering Logan's leading and he has ties to there.

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, she all killed them in ways that are too gross for panels :tongue:
I wish an X-team relocated yo madripoor, hopefully X-Force considering Logan's leading and he has ties to there.

Granted. Because of Logan, the Avengers also relocate to Madripoor :eek:

I wish Wolverine would only appear in one Marvel series.

[sneggz]

I wish Wolverine would only appear in one Marvel series.

Granted, he shows up in only Cable as Uatu the Watcher's replacement.

I wish Rogue learned to control her powers and dumps Remy for some other X-person.

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, he shows up in only Cable as Uatu the Watcher's replacement.

I wish Rogue learned to control her powers and dumps Remy for some other X-person.

Granted, Rogue dates Mr. Sinister :evilsmile:

I wish the X-Men would stop making so many japanese characters and wannabe japanese like Wolverine.

[sneggz]

I wish the X-Men would stop making so many japanese characters and wannabe japanese like Wolverine.

Granted, Rachel does that stupid dna cascade thing and turns all of Marvels characters into dinos.

I wish Layla came back to be the Emperor Palpatine to Lil Madrox's Darth Vader.

[protogarrett]

Granted, Rachel does that stupid dna cascade thing and turns all of Marvels characters into dinos.

I wish Layla came back to be the Emperor Palpatine to Lil Madrox's Darth Vader.

Granted, but then they retcon the whole thing and we find out Layla was actually Kuan Yin Xorn.

I wish Lifeguard would embrace her Shi'ar heritage and go kick Vulcan's ass.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but then they retcon the whole thing and we find out Layla was actually Kuan Yin Xorn.

I wish Lifeguard would embrace her Shi'ar heritage and go kick Vulcan's ass.

Granted, Lifeguard arrives and misses the whole spectacle. :tongue:
I wish Apocalypse comes back in a manner that isn't lame, redundant, and epic, something like AoA, only no death and genocide of course :redface:

[Prodigy55]

I wish Apocalypse comes back in a manner that isn't lame, redundant, and epic, something like AoA, only no death and genocide of course :redface:

Granted, but he's stabbed in the face by Pixie.

I wish Hisako showed up in something other than Astonishing.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but he's stabbed in the face by Pixie.

I wish Hisako showed up in something other than Astonishing.

Granted, she joins the ranks of Pixie and becomes uber popular and forced down our throats.
I wish Wolverine found a girl and sticks with her without her being killed, someone like Yukio :tongue:

[sneggz]

I wish Wolverine found a girl and sticks with her without her being killed, someone like Yukio :tongue:

Granted, instead of being killed, Sabretooth (newly resurrected) kidnaps and brings her back to Wolverine while she is 8.5 months pregnant with Vic's kids.

I wish Hellion disregards Mags words and applies with Exodus to be a new Acolyte.

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, instead of being killed, Sabretooth (newly resurrected) kidnaps and brings her back to Wolverine while she is 8.5 months pregnant with Vic's kids.

I wish Hellion disregards Mags words and applies with Exodus to be a new Acolyte.

Granted, but you will not see Hellion in any comic until 2011 because the X-Men have to fight the Sisterhood, Magneto, Bishop, and the Mutant gene problem.

I wish Bishop would give up on his hunt for the Messiah baby and apologize to the X-Men for his selfish actions, for shooting Xavier, for beating up Forge...

[Justin K.]

Granted, but you will not see Hellion in any comic until 2011 because the X-Men have to fight the Sisterhood, Magneto, Bishop, and the Mutant gene problem.

I wish Bishop would give up on his hunt for the Messiah baby and apologize to the X-Men for his selfish actions, for shooting Xavier, for beating up Forge...

Granted, Forge gets his revenge and bishop has no arm again.
I wish Nightcrawler joined the starjammers, he's the swashbuckling type and they are space pirates :tongue:

[sneggz]

I wish Nightcrawler joined the starjammers, he's the swashbuckling type and they are space pirates :tongue:

Granted, but he does it to avenge the deaths of Lorna, Alex, and Rachel. Kurt and Korvus lead the new Starjammers.

I wish there was a pothead in the X-ranks.

[LetsMakeAWolverineFilm]

granted but everytime they smoke with you, they have a bad trip and start attacking you like you were an enemy

i wish wolverine grew more of a beard

[sneggz]

Granted, but its a fu manchu and he takes over Romulus's plots.

I wish Gambit, Pulse, and Fantomex engaged in a game of one-upsmanship thefts to see who could steal the most expensive artifact/object.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but its a fu manchu and he takes over Romulus's plots.

I wish Gambit, Pulse, and Fantomex engaged in a game of one-upsmanship thefts to see who could steal the most expensive artifact/object.

Granted but they are all defeated by the Inspector from the Pink Panther series. D'oh!

I wish a comic would be made using Sway and Petra.

[wolvie616]

Granted but they are all defeated by the Inspector from the Pink Panther series. D'oh!

I wish a comic would be made using Sway and Petra.

granted, but vulcan is leader of hte x men and all joining x men for 1977-2009 die

[SurgeFan88]

Granted but they are all defeated by the Inspector from the Pink Panther series. D'oh!

I wish a comic would be made using Sway and Petra.

Granted, but in their first battle they are killed.

I wish Psylocke would join the X-Force and battle Domino as alpha female.

[wolvie616]

Granted, but in their first battle they are killed.

I wish Psylocke would join the X-Force and battle Domino as alpha female.

fine but domino wins and psylocke dies

i wish that x men origins wolverine wins EVERY OSCAR and BEATS DARK KNIGHT AND TITANIC IN BOX OFFICE and is CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED

[SurgeFan88]

fine but domino wins and psylocke dies

i wish that x men origins wolverine wins EVERY OSCAR and BEATS DARK KNIGHT AND TITANIC IN BOX OFFICE and is CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED

Granted, but then you awaken from your dream.

I wish that we would find out how Prodigy is doing.

[Spider-Flash]

Granted, but then you awaken from your dream.

I wish that we would find out how Prodigy is doing.

granted but it turns out he's doing men, and drugs.


i wish havok had a more important role on earth

[Justin K.]

granted but it turns out he's doing men, and drugs.


i wish havok had a more important role on earth

Granted, Vulcan is killed and it's happily ever after for everyone, except Deathbird, but she can rot. :evilsmile:

I wish Dani Moonstar regained her Valkyrie powers
Meaning, another trip to Asgard for the X-men (WOOT!)
oh, and they team up with Thor too :smile:

[RolandJP]

Granted, Vulcan is killed and it's happily ever after for everyone, except Deathbird, but she can rot. :evilsmile:

I wish Dani Moonstar regained her Valkyrie powers
Meaning, another trip to Asgard for the X-men (WOOT!)
oh, and they team up with Thor too :smile:

Granted, but Loki uses magic on Wolverine and he forgets his class and origin, and two of his books get cancelled.

I wish Bishop had shot Cyclops instead of Prof. X durring the Messiah complex.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Loki uses magic on Wolverine and he forgets his class and origin, and two of his books get cancelled.

I wish Bishop had shot Cyclops instead of Prof. X durring the Messiah complex.

Granted, Cyclops has total control of his optic blasts after recovering.

I wish Lockheed wasn't an agent of SHIELD, I liked him as Kitty's pet :redface:

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, Cyclops has total control of his optic blasts after recovering.

I wish Lockheed wasn't an agent of SHIELD, I liked him as Kitty's pet :redface:

Granted. As Kitty's pet he went along with her to help her stop the bullet...

I wish Cyclops had total control of his optic blasts!!! :biggrin:

[Yoshi]

Granted. As Kitty's pet he went along with her to help her stop the bullet...

I wish Cyclops had total control of his optic blasts!!! :biggrin:

Granted but it can only come from his penis when he is sexually aroused.

I wish Miss Sinister were the new Emma Frost.

[Justin K.]

Granted but it can only come from his penis when he is sexually aroused.

I wish Miss Sinister were the new Emma Frost.

Granted, Ms. Sinister and Scott hook up, and during a night of sex, Miss Sinister turns back into a mister :eek:
I wish Northstar and Aurora returned, one panel in Secret Invasion is not a return! :rolleyes:

[WhitePhoenix]

:
I wish Northstar and Aurora returned, one panel in Secret Invasion is not a return! :rolleyes:

Granted. They make their subsequent return on the last page of issue 12 of Young X-Men....now officially cancelled.

I wish that Iceman finally began to realize how cool he was and lived up to his omega level potential.

[Prodigy55]

Granted, Ms. Sinister and Scott hook up, and during a night of sex, Miss Sinister turns back into a mister :eek:
I wish Northstar and Aurora returned, one panel in Secret Invasion is not a return! :rolleyes:

Granted, but Aurora dies at the end of the issue.

I wish Shan and Luna got together.

[sneggz]

Granted, but Aurora dies at the end of the issue.

I wish Shan and Luna got together.

Granted, to save Luna's life, Shan lets her head be grafted on Shan's shoulder. Very futurama style.

I wish Loa finds out about Wolfcub, and declares vendetta upon Pierce.

[Justin K.]

Granted, to save Luna's life, Shan lets her head be grafted on Shan's shoulder. Very futurama style.

I wish Loa finds out about Wolfcub, and declares vendetta upon Pierce.

Granted, she forgets all about vendetta and goes shopping with Trance. :smile:
I wish Dazzler returned to her silver jumpsuit look, her new costume is good, but her disco one was better :tongue:

[Prodigy55]

Granted, she forgets all about vendetta and goes shopping with Trance. :smile:
I wish Dazzler returned to her silver jumpsuit look, her new costume is good, but her disco one was better :tongue:

Granted, but she gets even less exposure (:frown: )

I wish Wiccan from Young Avengers joined the X-Men.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but she gets even less exposure (:frown: )

I wish Wiccan from Young Avengers joined the X-Men.

Granted, there's a love triangel between Greymalkin, Anole, and Wicca and Anole goes for Wiccan in the end, Greymalkin somehow ries to find a way to revert to his old self and succeeds with the help of beast, and then Greymalkin runs off with Hulkling.

I wish the real Mondo came around, that clone b/s in the 90s was just plain b/s. :redface:

[sneggz]

Granted, there's a love triangel between Greymalkin, Anole, and Wicca and Anole goes for Wiccan in the end, Greymalkin somehow ries to find a way to revert to his old self and succeeds with the help of beast, and then Greymalkin runs off with Hulkling.

I wish the real Mondo came around, that clone b/s in the 90s was just plain b/s. :redface:

Granted, but the real Mondo is just some flatscan. The Mondo that was in Marvel Comics before was a clone by Sinister. Making the clone b/s a clone of a clone.

I wish Scott forces Ink to get laser tattoo removal.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but the real Mondo is just some flatscan. The Mondo that was in Marvel Comics before was a clone by Sinister. Making the clone b/s a clone of a clone.

I wish Scott forces Ink to get laser tattoo removal.

Granted and Scott uses his powers to do the job :eek: !

I wish Colossus became a Russian mobster.

[SailorCallie]

Granted and Scott uses his powers to do the job :eek: !

I wish Colossus became a Russian mobster.

Granted, but he then sells the rights of his life story to David Cronenberg. (Eastern Promises)

I wish Rusty had survived the events depicted in X-Men #42.

[wolvie616]

granted, but he dies the next issue in an elaborate plot to take over madagascar

i wish that my made up version of a crisis esque event for marvel called slaughterstorm happened

slaughterstorm brings back hyperstorm and onslaught, who fuse to become slaughterstorm, and they try to take over the multiverse, leading to the 616, ultimate, aoa, heroes reborn, nu earth, and any other universes heroes joining together to stop him and in the end, ultimate marvel is destroyed

[sneggz]

i wish that my made up version of a crisis esque event for marvel called slaughterstorm happened

slaughterstorm brings back hyperstorm and onslaught, who fuse to become slaughterstorm, and they try to take over the multiverse, leading to the 616, ultimate, aoa, heroes reborn, nu earth, and any other universes heroes joining together to stop him and in the end, ultimate marvel is destroyed

Granted, it is penned by Claremont as his farewell book. Slaughterstorm in the end is defeated by the new dynamic duo of Squid Boy and Beak. The duo can not stop the rest of reality collapsing tho, and all that's left is the Mojoverse. Mojo, with no worlds left for his reality tv shows, gets depressed and brings back every Marvel Hero as baby versions and gender swapped. All Marvel books now follow their adventures.

I wish some of the limbo'd NXM kids signed up with the Initiative.

[Justin K.]

Granted, it is penned by Claremont as his farewell book. Slaughterstorm in the end is defeated by the new dynamic duo of Squid Boy and Beak. The duo can not stop the rest of reality collapsing tho, and all that's left is the Mojoverse. Mojo, with no worlds left for his reality tv shows, gets depressed and brings back every Marvel Hero as baby versions and gender swapped. All Marvel books now follow their adventures.

I wish some of the limbo'd NXM kids signed up with the Initiative.

Granted, many of them need rehab first, what else could they be doing off panel?
I wish Cerise helped fight in the war against Vulcan, she needs redemption!

[sneggz]

Granted, many of them need rehab first, what else could they be doing off panel?
I wish Cerise helped fight in the war against Vulcan, she needs redemption!

Granted, but she finds Vulcan just too darn dashing and quickly defects to his side. This doesn't help her much because somehow Dr Who crashes the party and puts a black hole where Sh'Iar space used to be.

I wish it was somehow retconned in that Doops daddy is Apocalypse.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but she finds Vulcan just too darn dashing and quickly defects to his side. This doesn't help her much because somehow Dr Who crashes the party and puts a black hole where Sh'Iar space used to be.

I wish it was somehow retconned in that Doops daddy is Apocalypse.

Granted, the mother is Claudine
I wish Mystiq was blue and wore white

[sneggz]

Granted, the mother is Claudine
I wish Mystiq was blue and wore white
The Exiles newest mission takes them to a Smurf planet. Mystiq falls in love with a local, and turns himself blue so she'd love him back. He fully integrates with that society by wearing nothing but white. His Smurfette wife quickly divorces him for "selling out" (She really liked his colorful clothes you see)

I wish Deadpool was given another shot with the X-men team.

[Prodigy55]

The Exiles newest mission takes them to a Smurf planet. Mystiq falls in love with a local, and turns himself blue so she'd love him back. He fully integrates with that society by wearing nothing but white. His Smurfette wife quickly divorces him for "selling out" (She really liked his colorful clothes you see)

I wish Deadpool was given another shot with the X-men team.

Granted, but to do so he has to give up his humour.

I wish Wind Dancer returned to X-Books with her powers back,

[Justin K.]

Granted, but to do so he has to give up his humour.

I wish Wind Dancer returned to X-Books with her powers back,

Granted, M-Day is reversed if someone like her can get her powers back.
I wish Shatterstar and Rictor reunited, or at least have a run-in with each other

[sneggz]

I wish Shatterstar and Rictor reunited, or at least have a run-in with each other

Granted, Shattybuns calls Rictor to post bail for him. Ric cant do since hes busy babysitting. Shattybuns gains a hubby in his cell, and once Rictor gets their to bail him out, decides to not leave. Dejectedly, Rictor leaves, vowing to not get Shattybuns and Jim-Bob a wedding gift.

I wish the Exiles got sent on a mission to revive Nate Grey.

[Justin K.]

Granted, Shattybuns calls Rictor to post bail for him. Ric cant do since hes busy babysitting. Shattybuns gains a hubby in his cell, and once Rictor gets their to bail him out, decides to not leave. Dejectedly, Rictor leaves, vowing to not get Shattybuns and Jim-Bob a wedding gift.

I wish the Exiles got sent on a mission to revive Nate Grey.

Granted, Threnody returns as well :biggrin:
I wish Karma and Nocturne tried to posess each other, only to become one being

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, Threnody returns as well :biggrin:
I wish Karma and Nocturne tried to posess each other, only to become one being

Granted, but Karma realizes she loved Nocturne so NocRma separate back to original selves and have a loving relationship :smile:

I wish Wanda would say No More Clones :evilsmile:

[Shafcrawler]

Granted. And then we would find out that the Wanda who said this would disappear as she herself is a clone. Then the real Wanda would come back, reverting all the damage her clone has caused!

I wish Dead Girl wasn't dead!

[Justin K.]

Granted. And then we would find out that the Wanda who said this would disappear as she herself is a clone. Then the real Wanda would come back, reverting all the damage her clone has caused!

I wish Dead Girl wasn't dead!

Granted, since she's alive again, she manifests a secondary mutation of telepathy since she's not dead anymore, that's right, another marvel telepath... :tongue:

I wish Fitzroy never actually died, if Stryfe can come back, why not Trevor?

[Wind-Breaker]

Granted, since she's alive again, she manifests a secondary mutation of telepathy since she's not dead anymore, that's right, another marvel telepath... :tongue:

I wish Fitzroy never actually died, if Stryfe can come back, why not Trevor?

Granted, but he comes back Madelyne Pryor's new gimp. "The safe word is: genocide"

I wish one of the members of X-Factor finally rag on Longshot for having a mullet.

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, but he comes back Madelyne Pryor's new gimp. "The safe word is: genocide"

I wish one of the members of X-Factor finally rag on Longshot for having a mullet.

Granted, but it is Monet who does it and Longshot actually listens and cuts it.

I wish the Stepford Cuckoos told Emma about X-Force.

[sneggz]

Granted, but it is Monet who does it and Longshot actually listens and cuts it.

I wish the Stepford Cuckoos told Emma about X-Force.
Granted, they do it to get back in Emma's good graces. But she calls them narcs instead and kicks em out.

I wish Stryfe was the one raising baby Goo.

[Justin K.]

Granted, they do it to get back in Emma's good graces. But she calls them narcs instead and kicks em out.

I wish Stryfe was the one raising baby Goo.

Granted, baby Goo is actually Destiny re-incarnated
I wish Psylocke got her telepathy back

[SayOcean]

Granted, baby Goo is actually Destiny re-incarnated
I wish Psylocke got her telepathy backGranted but shes only able to tell cipher what to do

I wish Grant Morrison was still on xmen

[Justin K.]

Granted but shes only able to tell cipher what to do

I wish Grant Morrison was still on xmen

Granted, Scott is taken away from Emma and she steals Beast from Agent brand and it all becomes a big soap opera
I wish Iceman reached his potential to the point he can turn into gas, If Vincente can do it, why not Iceman?

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, Scott is taken away from Emma and she steals Beast from Agent brand and it all becomes a big soap opera
I wish Iceman reached his potential to the point he can turn into gas, If Vincente can do it, why not Iceman?

Granted, but while in his new gas form some mutant event hits and Bobby thinks he lost his powers again like from M-Day. So he gets blown into the wind and is gone :eek:

I wish X-Force accidentally did a really nice deed and was all over the world news because of it, becoming discovered by everyone.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but while in his new gas form some mutant event hits and Bobby thinks he lost his powers again like from M-Day. So he gets blown into the wind and is gone :eek:

I wish X-Force accidentally did a really nice deed and was all over the world news because of it, becoming discovered by everyone.

Granted, Emma Frost still doesn't learn about X-Force yet...
I wish the Nasty Boys came back

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, but you will not see them until 2012 since they have to wait in line behind Bishop & Messiah War, the Sisterhood, Magneto, and Dark Reign events :eek:

I wish Pixie joined X-Force.

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, Emma Frost still doesn't learn about X-Force yet...
I wish the Nasty Boys came back

Granted, but they have to wait in line behind the Sisterhood, Hellfire Cult, Magneto.. and we see them in 2011! :eek:

I wish Xorn came back.

[stanmcconnell]

Granted, but you will not see them until 2012 since they have to wait in line behind Bishop & Messiah War, the Sisterhood, Magneto, and Dark Reign events :eek:

I wish Pixie joined X-Force.

Granted. Thanks to her pixie dust, every issue becomes a rainbows and puppies variant.

[stanmcconnell]

Granted, but they have to wait in line behind the Sisterhood, Hellfire Cult, Magneto.. and we see them in 2011! :eek:

I wish Xorn came back.

Granted. But its the one not in New X-men, who's now depowered, and all his scenes involve him reading in the bathroom, therefore angering every who needs the toilet.

I wish C.B. Cebulksi takes over the young X-men book.

[Justin K.]

Granted. But its the one not in New X-men, who's now depowered, and all his scenes involve him reading in the bathroom, therefore angering every who needs the toilet.

I wish C.B. Cebulksi takes over the young X-men book.

Granted, it's still cancelled after his 5 issues are up.
I wish Monet and Darwin hooked up, M and Longshot should just be a one night thing.

[The M.E.]

Granted, it's still cancelled after his 5 issues are up.
I wish Monet and Darwin hooked up, M and Longshot should just be a one night thing.

Granted, but Monet gets preggers and absorbs the baby like she did her siblings.

I wish Psylocke, Dazzler, Rogue, and Storm would go shopping together again.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Monet gets preggers and absorbs the baby like she did her siblings.

I wish Psylocke, Dazzler, Rogue, and Storm would go shopping together again.

Granted, they all find a dress they like, but it's the same one too. Two words... Cat Fight!!!
I wish Guido got a new hairdo

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, they all find a dress they like, but it's the same one too. Two words... Cat Fight!!!
I wish Guido got a new hairdo

Granted, he gets Longshots hairdo! :eek:

I wish Xavier would cry to Scott and Emma and beg for them to let him be part of the team again.

[Justin K.]

Granted, he gets Longshots hairdo! :eek:

I wish Xavier would cry to Scott and Emma and beg for them to let him be part of the team again.

Granted, Scott gives half of the X-men to Xavier, but Scott still keeps Wolverine
I wish Callisto got her powers back

[RolandJP]

Granted, Scott gives half of the X-men to Xavier, but Scott still keeps Wolverine
I wish Callisto got her powers back


Granted but Callisto leaves the Morlocks for the Fashion world, selling designer eye patches.

I wish Diana Fox joined X-factor

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted but Callisto leaves the Morlocks for the Fashion world, selling designer eye patches.

I wish Diana Fox joined X-factor

Granted but Siryn gets jealous and uses her Siren voice to make her leave.

I wish Mariko Yashida came back.

[sneggz]

Granted but Siryn gets jealous and uses her Siren voice to make her leave.

I wish Mariko Yashida came back.
Granted, she shows up in Betsy's old body with TP and the butterfly thingies.

I wish the x-men moved to Iceland.

[Justin K.]

Granted, she shows up in Betsy's old body with TP and the butterfly thingies.

I wish the x-men moved to Iceland.

Granted, mutants are the cause of Global Warming and are forced to move to Barbados
I wish Rogue got pregnant and had a child, if an alternate can do it, why not her?

[sneggz]

Granted, mutants are the cause of Global Warming and are forced to move to Barbados
I wish Rogue got pregnant and had a child, if an alternate can do it, why not her?
Granted, turns out thats the real Messiah Baby. So, Bishop has to wage another war of infanticide.

I wish Colossus took control of a Russki Mafia.

[Justin K.]

Granted, turns out thats the real Messiah Baby. So, Bishop has to wage another war of infanticide.

I wish Colossus took control of a Russki Mafia.

Granted, he has too much morals, changes it and they are no longer feared.
I wish Phoenix Endsong and Warsong never happened.

[The M.E.]

deleted - justin beat me to it, he gotz skills

[The M.E.]

Granted, he has too much morals, changes it and they are no longer feared.
I wish Phoenix Endsong and Warsong never happened.

Granted, but they're replaced with Phoenix Lovesong and Folksong, a tale of Jean Grey's resurrection in rural Kentucky

I wish Revanche would come back and get a date for Valentine's Day.

[sneggz]

Granted, but they're replaced with Phoenix Lovesong and Folksong, a tale of Jean Grey's resurrection in rural Kentucky

I wish Revanche would come back and get a date for Valentine's Day.
Granted, her date is Cyclops. He can't handle with being only with one woman at a time.

I wish Land's tracebox broke.

[Justin K.]

Granted, her date is Cyclops. He can't handle with being only with one woman at a time.

I wish Land's tracebox broke.

Granted, he uses really thin paper, traces through that, and photocopies it; man's gotta make a living :tongue::evilsmile:
I wish Wolfsbane returned to her cool biker look.

[sneggz]

She will when CC turns her lesbian.

(just a comment)

[Justin K.]

She will when CC turns her lesbian.

(just a comment)

make your wish.

[sneggz]

I wish Rhane ran away with Hrimhari, and as a gesture, Dani gets her Valkyrie powers back.

[Justin K.]

I wish Rhane ran away with Hrimhari, and as a gesture, Dani gets her Valkyrie powers back.

Granted, Dani joins X-Force and the team becomes 110% more awesome :cool: She gets a cool black-ops outfit, form-fitting, and she has a mask too, reminiscent to her MLF days. She's hardcore and awesome as well. Teaching may be her niche, but fighting made mer better.

I wish X-cell re-appeared, they disappeared into Abyss, who knows where they went... if they return, I wish they return powered like Quicksilver was.

[RolandJP]

Granted, Dani joins X-Force and the team becomes 110% more awesome :cool: She gets a cool black-ops outfit, form-fitting, and she has a mask too, reminiscent to her MLF days. She's hardcore and awesome as well. Teaching may be her niche, but fighting made mer better.

I wish X-cell re-appeared, they disappeared into Abyss, who knows where they went... if they return, I wish they return powered like Quicksilver was.

Granted but they are sent to Guantanamo Bay instead of Hammer bay.


I wish Diana Fox joined the X-men.

[sneggz]

Granted but they are sent to Guantanamo Bay instead of Hammer bay.


I wish Diana Fox joined the X-men.
Xorn comes back as well, claiming the crazy mental instability is his shtick. But all is well when the Continuiteens show up with a large novelty pencil and erase them both from existence. As an added measure, Superboy Prime shows up and retcon punches both of em.

I wish X-Man came back for the UXM/DA crossover and kicks Sentrys ass.

[SailorCallie]

Xorn comes back as well, claiming the crazy mental instability is his shtick. But all is well when the Continuiteens show up with a large novelty pencil and erase them both from existence. As an added measure, Superboy Prime shows up and retcon punches both of em.

I wish X-Man came back for the UXM/DA crossover and kicks Sentrys ass.

Granted, but Maddie Pryor re-enacts Inferno and admits to Cyclops that she manipulated him into having an affair with Emma while Jean was alive.

I wish that Magneto was Onslaught instead of Prof. X.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Maddie Pryor re-enacts Inferno and admits to Cyclops that she manipulated him into having an affair with Emma while Jean was alive.

I wish that Magneto was Onslaught instead of Prof. X.

Granted, Onslught is still destroyed
but when it returned, it's not wrotten by Loeb
or drawn by Liefeld.

I wish Colossus lost his tattoo.

[Raptor]

Granted, Onslught is still destroyed
but when it returned, it's not wrotten by Loeb
or drawn by Liefeld.

I wish Colossus lost his tattoo.

Granted but he has sex with Ink to get rid of it. They become lovers.

I wish Husk returns to mainstream X-Book, not as wallpaper.

[Justin K.]

Granted but he has sex with Ink to get rid of it. They become lovers.

I wish Husk returns to mainstream X-Book, not as wallpaper.

Granted, Gaia returns and steals her spotlight.

I wish the dead Generation X members came back to life.

[wolvie616]

Granted, Gaia returns and steals her spotlight.

I wish the dead Generation X members came back to life.

granted, but they all diein a batlle with vanisher who beats them to death, and then desecrate their bodies.

i wish that wolverine fought cyclops and beat him to a bloody pulp, and that emma died as a result.

[Raptor]

Poor Emma, Poor Husk...damn you Gaia.

[desanth]

i wish that wolverine fought cyclops and beat him to a bloody pulp, and that emma died as a result.

Granted, but Emma's conciousness takes over the cuckoos, so now there are 3 Emmas without diamond power but just as annoying.

I wish that Beast starts losing his intelligence and becomes more bestial so that he start acting just like a cat.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Emma's conciousness takes over the cuckoos, so now there are 3 Emmas without diamond power but just as annoying.

I wish that Beast starts losing his intelligence and becomes more bestial so that he start acting just like a cat.

Granted, Sage saves the day, and Beast is his normal Ape-like human self again

I wish Dazzler changed music genres, have her make country music, hyuk!

[wolvie616]

Granted, Sage saves the day, and Beast is his normal Ape-like human self again

I wish Dazzler changed music genres, have her make country music, hyuk!

granted, but sugaland and brooks and dunn murder her for sullying the genre

i wish wolverine finally got married to someone who loves him

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but he ends up getting married to Sabretooth, his only true love

I wish they'd reverse the damn Decimation already.

[wolvie616]

Granted, but he ends up getting married to Sabretooth, his only true love

I wish they'd reverse the damn Decimation already.

granted, but everyone except x force dies in a huge explosion set up by purifiers

i wish cyclops would stop being such an @$$

[Justin K.]

granted, but everyone except x force dies in a huge explosion set up by purifiers

i wish cyclops would stop being such an @$$

Granted, he now votes Liberal

I wish Emma returned to her Gen X look
and personality too.

[desanth]

I wish Emma returned to her Gen X look
and personality too.

Granted, but it turns out the GenX looking Emma is a clone. She is promptly killed.

I wish Bishop would die already.

[x_goalkeeper]

Granted, but it turns out the GenX looking Emma is a clone. She is promptly killed.

I wish Bishop would die already.

Granted, but Deadpool continues his killing Hope mission :eek:

I wish Jean Grey would come back already.

[orkoni1]

Granted but she comes back and ends up marrying Wolverine, and then we get another alternate reality child (from Ruby Summers' reality), this time that of Wolverine and Jean. And she is best friends with Rubby Summers!!! YAY!!!!!

I wish Jubilee would gain her powers back and had a fight with Armor and Pixie for the rightful place as Wolverine's understudy.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but she loses the fight with ease and dies

I wish Peter David got a chance of writing either Uncanny or AXM, is about time.

[orkoni1]

Granted, but she loses the fight with ease and dies

I wish Peter David got a chance of writing either Uncanny or AXM, is about time.

Granted but he decides after the first run to go and work for DC.

I wish Ruby would come to the 616 timeline, as well as Nocturne, and AoA Sabretooth and a Wolverine/Jean offspring.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but AoA Sabretooth is killed by Wolverine and the others are rejected by their parents and do nothing but whine.

I wish X-force killed Daken...and he never, EVER came back

[desanth]

Granted, but AoA Sabretooth is killed by Wolverine and the others are rejected by their parents and do nothing but whine.

I wish X-force killed Daken...and he never, EVER came back

Granted, but he is killed on TV by Cyclops beheading him, forever smearing Cyclops. There can only be one!

I wish X-force ran into the Thunderbolts. Two black ops teams meet!

[orkoni1]

Granted, but AoA Sabretooth is killed by Wolverine and the others are rejected by their parents and do nothing but whine.

I wish X-force killed Daken...and he never, EVER came back

Granted but we later learn that Wolverine has impregnated women throught out his life and throughout the world, so we end up with thousands of wolverine-like characters in the woapon X project. When Cable makes another time jump during the end of Messiah War into the future, the world has been populated by never aging wolverine children, In fact the Universe!

I wish PAD and C&C would write ALL the X-Men Books, locked in a dungeon so they have no choice. lol

[Justin K.]

Granted but we later learn that Wolverine has impregnated women throught out his life and throughout the world, so we end up with thousands of wolverine-like characters in the woapon X project. When Cable makes another time jump during the end of Messiah War into the future, the world has been populated by never aging wolverine children, In fact the Universe!

I wish PAD and C&C would write ALL the X-Men Books, locked in a dungeon so they have no choice. lol

Granted, they tie all the books into a mega story where everyone dies and they are freed.
A year later, Loeb brings them all back in the Heroes Reborn universe and he and Tieri take over
We got Stroman and Liefeld doing art for the books.

I wish Colossus got a new hobby. Painting makes him slightly more boring, though productive, still...

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but this hobby is to kill former mutant Russian sex-slaves and only then have sex with them

I wish 616 Deadpool and his futureself from Messiah War met.

[WhitePhoenix]

Granted, but this hobby is to kill former mutant Russian sex-slaves and only then have sex with them

I wish 616 Deadpool and his futureself from Messiah War met.


Granted, but before they have a chance to speak to one another, they are both frozen for another thousand years.

I wish that it is Jean Grey's return...as teased by Uncanny X-Men 511 cover.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but this hobby is to kill former mutant Russian sex-slaves and only then have sex with them

I wish 616 Deadpool and his futureself from Messiah War met.

Granted, they meet, fall in love with each other, develop relationship problems, try to kill each other and split. One goes to Siryn, one goes to another woman of interest

I wish Iceman and Northstar finally hooked up

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Granted, they meet, fall in love with each other, develop relationship problems, try to kill each other and split. One goes to Siryn, one goes to another woman of interest

I wish Iceman and Northstar finally hooked up

Granted, but after having sex with Iceman, Northstar would become straight and start a relationship with Polaris

I wish Rogue was top dog of the Marvel comics

[Justin K.]

Granted, but after having sex with Iceman, Northstar would become straight and start a relationship with Polaris

I wish Rogue was top dog of the Marvel comics

Granted, Gambit becomes her nelly bottom, her... worm. (sex slave)

I wish Warpath got his back tattoo back

[psychic_therapy]

darnit Justin! hehe

[NewMutant]

Granted, Gambit becomes her nelly bottom, her... worm. (sex slave)

I wish Warpath got his back tattoo back

Granted, Warpath is burtally killed by the Shi'ar Death Commandos after getting his tattoo confused with the tattoo they put on Rachel's back.

I wish Igor Kordey never drew any X-titles... and never will again.

(I'm setting myself up for sheer terror!)

[Justin K.]

Granted, Warpath is burtally killed by the Shi'ar Death Commandos after getting his tattoo confused with the tattoo they put on Rachel's back.

I wish Igor Kordey never drew any X-titles... and never will again.

(I'm setting myself up for sheer terror!)

Granted, he moved on to an Avengers book in exchange for Bachalo (yay!)

I wish Martinique Jason returned to her own unique costume again.
Land got it wrong by making her match with Regan.

[sneggz]

Granted, he moved on to an Avengers book in exchange for Bachalo (yay!)

I wish Martinique Jason returned to her own unique costume again.
Land got it wrong by making her match with Regan.
Sure, but Romulus cruashes the Sisterhood party and takes her as his concubine. Tells her to go back to her old costume while slobbering.

I wish Norman jailed Cyclops, and the X-Men turn to Namor to lead them.

[Justin K.]

Sure, but Romulus cruashes the Sisterhood party and takes her as his concubine. Tells her to go back to her old costume while slobbering.

I wish Norman jailed Cyclops, and the X-Men turn to Namor to lead them.

Granted, though living underwater doesn't quite work out for them... if you know what I mean...

I wish everything Mojoworld was retconned

[sneggz]

Granted, though living underwater doesn't quite work out for them... if you know what I mean...

I wish everything Mojoworld was retconned
Sure... kind of. Mojo is actually Apocalypse when hes off his meds.

I wish Deadpool was a part of Dark XMen

[mimic_616]

I wish Mimic from Exiles will come back and lead the team again. :wink:

[desanth]

Sure... kind of. Mojo is actually Apocalypse when hes off his meds.

I wish Deadpool was a part of Dark XMen

Granted, but Elixir heals him of his cancer and he dies.

I wish Mimic from Exiles will come back and lead the team again. :wink:

Granted, but he leaves immediately after getting a couple of the kids killed.

I wish Cable got his powers back.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but after having sex with Iceman, Northstar would become straight and start a relationship with Polaris

I wish Rogue was top dog of the Marvel comics

Granted but then you realize it was all just a dream.

I wish Omega Sentinel and Northstar were active on teams again, without being introduced to just be killed off.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Elixir heals him of his cancer and he dies.



Granted, but he leaves immediately after getting a couple of the kids killed.

I wish Cable got his powers back.

Granted, he becomes too powerful and fades away like Nate Grey/X-man did

I wish a new Gene nation was formed by depowered mutants, X-cell to the max, with way more members.

[IllegalPAP]

Granted, he becomes too powerful and fades away like Nate Grey/X-man did

I wish a new Gene nation was formed by depowered mutants, X-cell to the max, with way more members.

Granted, but Marvel would change all their personalities (ala New Warriors) to the point you wouldn't really care for them anymore.

I wish we'd find out Wolverine was bisexual on occasion, or at least had swung to the other side once or twice.

[sneggz]

Granted, but Marvel would change all their personalities (ala New Warriors) to the point you wouldn't really care for them anymore.

I wish we'd find out Wolverine was bisexual on occasion, or at least had swung to the other side once or twice.
Granted, he then gets retconned as being Scotts real daddy. And....lets say Dazzler and all the New Mutants.

I wish XForce added Machine Man to their group.

[wolvie616]

Granted, he then gets retconned as being Scotts real daddy. And....lets say Dazzler and all the New Mutants.

I wish XForce added Machine Man to their group.

granted, butthey blow him up because no one likes him

i wish emma would die in a horrible fire and is never ressurrected!

[desanth]

granted, butthey blow him up because no one likes him

i wish emma would die in a horrible fire and is never ressurrected!

Granted, but the fire also kills all mutants but 3 dozen.

I wish Wiccan is the solution to repowering mutants just by chanting More Mutants, More Mutants, More Mutants....

[wolvie616]

Granted, but the fire also kills all mutants but 3 dozen.

I wish Wiccan is the solution to repowering mutants just by chanting More Mutants, More Mutants, More Mutants....

all right, but then magneto kills them all

i wish that apocolypse was a respectable threat again

[desanth]

all right, but then magneto kills them all

i wish that apocolypse was a respectable threat again

Granted, but Magneto kills him.

I wish Wolverine has to choose to save X-23 or Daken. Who will he choose?

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Magneto kills him.

I wish Wolverine has to choose to save X-23 or Daken. Who will he choose?

Granted, X-23 without a doubt.

I wish Mimic permanently retained the powers of 6 other mutants.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted, but he gets captured by Sinister and becomes his guinea pig.

I wish Cornell stays in Captain Britain for 300 issues, and they all have the same quality of today.

[Wind-Breaker]

Granted, but he gets captured by Sinister and becomes his guinea pig.

I wish Cornell stays in Captain Britain for 300 issues, and they all have the same quality of today.

Granted but his rotating artists on the book during the run are Liefield and Stroman.

I wish Uncanny was released 3 times a months with a braintrust of: Fraction, PAD, Yost, Kyle, Carey and Claremont.

[desanth]

Granted but his rotating artists on the book during the run are Liefield and Stroman.

I wish Uncanny was released 3 times a months with a braintrust of: Fraction, PAD, Yost, Kyle, Carey and Claremont.

Granted, but they cancel all other monthly X-titles.

I wish Jeph Loeb wrote Astonishing Xmen, to keep him busy from ruining other stuff.

[Omega Alpha]

Granted but his first story is X-matum, in which Magneto kills nearly all mutants.

I wish to see more deaths and blood in X-force, there hasn't been enough.

[desanth]

Granted but his first story is X-matum, in which Magneto kills nearly all mutants.

I wish to see more deaths and blood in X-force, there hasn't been enough.

Granted, but more blood in X-force turns out to be the ink of the comic written in the blood of euthanised young asians. The more deaths just turns out to happen in a flashback of Bishop messing all the continents.

I wish that X-force would drop Archangel and Rahne, they are just lead weights at this point.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but more blood in X-force turns out to be the ink of the comic written in the blood of euthanised young asians. The more deaths just turns out to happen in a flashback of Bishop messing all the continents.

I wish that X-force would drop Archangel and Rahne, they are just lead weights at this point.

Granted, Wolfsbane returns to X-Factor, and Archangel takes some spotlight in Uncanny from Emma.

I wish the Clan Akkaba was retconned, Blink and Chamber? Way to taint a character

[sneggz]

Granted, Wolfsbane returns to X-Factor, and Archangel takes some spotlight in Uncanny from Emma.

I wish the Clan Akkaba was retconned, Blink and Chamber? Way to taint a character
Granted, Chamber was actually fixed up by Cassie Nova. Blink is actually Selene's daughter. Clan Akkaba. well, they were a bunch of people in an opium den tripping balls and dreamed the whole thing.

I wish Rogue perma-absorbed Ares (in the da/xm crossover) and had to join the Olympic Pantheon.

[End of Time]

I wish Rogue perma-absorbed Ares (in the da/xm crossover) and had to join the Olympic Pantheon.

She becomes a villain again, and for three years you'll have smashing stories taking the character to new places... but then there's an artistic shuffle and the last four or so years are ignored, forgotten, rewritten and she's back to being her whiny old self... much like she's been treated since 1998.

I wish the first Age of Apocalypse never ended with those damned bombs falling from the sky.

[sneggz]

She becomes a villain again, and for three years you'll have smashing stories taking the character to new places... but then there's an artistic shuffle and the last four or so years are ignored, forgotten, rewritten and she's back to being her whiny old self... much like she's been treated since 1998.

I wish the first Age of Apocalypse never ended with those damned bombs falling from the sky.
Granted, it ends with Galactus coming to eat Earth instead.

I wish Futurama and the X-Men had a crossover.

[wolvie616]

Granted, it ends with Galactus coming to eat Earth instead.

I wish Futurama and the X-Men had a crossover.

granted, but bender and danger kill each other before leela and cyclops get together leaving fry to have beer with logan, and then a black hole eats them all

i wish stewie came and killed emma frost

[Justin K.]

granted, but bender and danger kill each other before leela and cyclops get together leaving fry to have beer with logan, and then a black hole eats them all

i wish stewie came and killed emma frost

Granted, Emma returns and pulls a Lois, killing him instead

I wish Dani Moonstar got Brightwind back

[sneggz]

Granted, Emma returns and pulls a Lois, killing him instead

I wish Dani Moonstar got Brightwind back
Dani suffers a mental breakdown and steals Pixies scooter. She spraypaints the name Brightwind on it and now rides into battle with it.

I wish Emma colored her hair red so she can finish her awful transformation into Jean.

[Justin K.]

Dani suffers a mental breakdown and steals Pixies scooter. She spraypaints the name Brightwind on it and now rides into battle with it.

I wish Emma colored her hair red so she can finish her awful transformation into Jean.

Granted, she gets killed in battle, though instead of dying from a massive stroke, she dies from a massive orgasm.

I wish Leper Queen told us where she gets her kick-ass (no pun intended) boots from.

[RolandJP]

Granted, she gets killed in battle, though instead of dying from a massive stroke, she dies from a massive orgasm.

I wish Leper Queen told us where she gets her kick-ass (no pun intended) boots from.

granted..she gets them from NY sidewalk bootleggers


I wish jean grey were back

[x_goalkeeper]

granted..she gets them from NY sidewalk bootleggers


I wish jean grey were back

Granted, but all the writers compete for the story to kill her again.. and she dies again.

I wish Mystique and Iceman got married.

[sneggz]

Granted, but all the writers compete for the story to kill her again.. and she dies again.

I wish Mystique and Iceman got married.
Granted, tho its actually a civil union.

I wish for a team up between Hercules and Iceman. Dialogue by Robin Williams.