Corrupt an X-men Wish

[Justin K.]

Granted, Rachel also fuses to the bullet.

Since no one corrupted this wish before, I wish Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars got in a threesome with Scott and Emma. With Greg Land as the artist.

Granted, if Scott is bottom and Emma uses a strap-on.

I wish Dani Moonstar would regain her powers only stronger, and totally destroy Emma for firing her, leave Emma catatonic, I'd love that. Emma deserves that for firing Dani (Just got fired today, I can relate :mad: ). I wish Dani fried Emma's mind and got revenge on Emma, and became a teacher at the school again and the students love her like they did before. Emma can be a vegetable, and Dani can have her job back :smile:

[The Thunderbird]

Granted, if Scott is bottom and Emma uses a strap-on.

I wish Dani Moonstar would regain her powers only stronger, and totally destroy Emma for firing her, leave Emma catatonic, I'd love that. Emma deserves that for firing Dani (Just got fired today, I can relate :mad: ). I wish Dani fried Emma's mind and got revenge on Emma, and became a teacher at the school again and the students love her like they did before. Emma can be a vegetable, and Dani can have her job back :smile:
Granted, but a little girl dies for no reason.

I wish I knew what Greg Land would trace off of in order to draw a Pokemon.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but a little girl dies for no reason.

I wish I knew what Greg Land would trace off of in order to draw a Pokemon.

Granted, he traces off of naked Teletubbies.

I wish that Cyclops, Emma, Storm and Nightcrawler became Horsemen of Apocalypse.

[sneggz]

Granted, he traces off of naked Teletubbies.

I wish that Cyclops, Emma, Storm and Nightcrawler became Horsemen of Apocalypse.

Granted, but that means we have to read about the Big Bad Emo himself, Poccy.

I wish Deathbird turns on Vulcan, and takes the throne back.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but that means we have to read about the Big Bad Emo himself, Poccy.

I wish Deathbird turns on Vulcan, and takes the throne back.

Most definitely, as long as Polaris tears his heart out and havok sticks his head on a spike (yeah, feelin' grim today)

I wish Forge would return to an X-team and play a major role in a story but not get killed, but somehow emma gets killed

[sneggz]

Most definitely, as long as Polaris tears his heart out and havok sticks his head on a spike (yeah, feelin' grim today)
but the grim ones are the best!

I wish Forge would return to an X-team and play a major role in a story but not get killed, but somehow emma gets killed

Granted, it will also feature Moonstar. A big arc devoted to it will be a huge typecast of Native Americans, showing that they are all sorcerers. The original Warpath will come back as a black sorcerer hellbent on world domination. Emma will end up sacrificing herself to kill him and will then be loved by everyone on these boards.

I wish Red Hulk turned out to be Xavier.

[Justin K.]

but the grim ones are the best!



Granted, it will also feature Moonstar. A big arc devoted to it will be a huge typecast of Native Americans, showing that they are all sorcerers. The original Warpath will come back as a black sorcerer hellbent on world domination. Emma will end up sacrificing herself to kill him and will then be loved by everyone on these boards.

I wish Red Hulk turned out to be Xavier.

Granted, if wolverine has to fight him (like the original hulk, first appearance, etc.)

I wish the new mutants had a reunion and became the new x-men

[sneggz]

Granted, if wolverine has to fight him (like the original hulk, first appearance, etc.)

I wish the new mutants had a reunion and became the new x-men

Granted, Marvel Zombies vol 4 here we come!

I wish Scott continued his recent trend of cheating and bedded Sue Storm.

[marvell2100]

Granted, Marvel Zombies vol 4 here we come!

I wish Scott continued his recent trend of cheating and bedded Sue Storm.

Granted but it was the Skrull

I wish Emma and Scott would live happily ever after.

[sneggz]

Granted but it was the Skrull

I wish Emma and Scott would live happily ever after.

Granted. Emma would realize the love of her life is Karma, and shack up with her. Scott would hook up with Aurora since she is basically 3 women, so he feels like he's got 3 women at once. They each live in little suburbs on opposite sides of the states, as happy as can be.

I wish NEX Dazzler would be revealed as a Skrull.

[Justin K.]

Granted. Emma would realize the love of her life is Karma, and shack up with her. Scott would hook up with Aurora since she is basically 3 women, so he feels like he's got 3 women at once. They each live in little suburbs on opposite sides of the states, as happy as can be.

I wish NEX Dazzler would be revealed as a Skrull.

Granted, only if it sold more albums than the original Dazzler :tongue:

I wish Storm and Black Panther would have a baby, they are married...

[Slung]

Granted, only if it sold more albums than the original Dazzler :tongue:

I wish Storm and Black Panther would have a baby, they are married...

Granted, but the baby ends up looking suspiciously like Forge and their marriage becomes a loveless sham that is only continuing on for political reasons.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but the baby ends up looking suspiciously like Forge and their marriage becomes a loveless sham that is only continuing on for political reasons.

make a wish :tongue:

[prince_nightcrawler]

I wish Cyclops was dead.

[sneggz]

I wish Cyclops was dead.

Granted, but who is to stop Poccy from taking over and turning the whole world emo?

I wish that harlot Psylocke would stop making googley eyes at Sabretooth.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but who is to stop Poccy from taking over and turning the whole world emo?

I wish that harlot Psylocke would stop making googley eyes at Sabretooth.

Granted, if she manages to get with morph instead (in the sack)

I wish Emma frost was killed and everyone celebrated because she was a total douche to everyone and only cared about herself and her needs just because she had a crappy childhood! puh-leez! She was frikkin' rich :evilangry:

[sneggz]

Granted, if she manages to get with morph instead (in the sack)

I wish Emma frost was killed and everyone celebrated because she was a total douche to everyone and only cared about herself and her needs just because she had a crappy childhood! puh-leez! She was frikkin' rich :evilangry:

Granted, but Cyke gets depressed, and Pixie takes advantage of his grief. Cyke goes to jail for statutory rape and the Cuckoos turn Pixie into a vegetable. Cannonball steps up to lead the Xmen, but the SHRA is coming!!!

I wish Wanda came back, bitchslapped her daddy, and repowred all the other mutants.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Cyke gets depressed, and Pixie takes advantage of his grief. Cyke goes to jail for statutory rape and the Cuckoos turn Pixie into a vegetable. Cannonball steps up to lead the Xmen, but the SHRA is coming!!!

I wish Wanda came back, bitchslapped her daddy, and repowred all the other mutants.

Granted, only if Magneto got his powers back out of pity and they won't be as strong as they were before, and she controlled him and treated him like a slave.

I wish Mercury and Colossus had a quick fling, I mean, imagine the clanging of the metal and all that... :wink: but then Kitty would walk in :eek: (Drama!)

[sneggz]

Granted, only if Magneto got his powers back out of pity and they won't be as strong as they were before, and she controlled him and treated him like a slave.

I wish Mercury and Colossus had a quick fling, I mean, imagine the clanging of the metal and all that... :wink: but then Kitty would walk in :eek: (Drama!)

Granted, she would join in. Art by Greg Land.

Thats one wish I wont corrupt, its good on its own


I wish Bob, Agent of Hydra, took control of SHIELD.

[Justin K.]

Granted, she would join in. Art by Greg Land.

Thats one wish I wont corrupt, its good on its own


I wish Bob, Agent of Hydra, took control of SHIELD.

Granted, only if Skids is shown

I wish Husk would join an X-team and would play a prominent role and not get killed and have powers like she did in AoA

[sneggz]

Granted, only if Skids is shown

I wish Husk would join an X-team and would play a prominent role and not get killed and have powers like she did in AoA

Granted, but her time with Warren has left her a changed woman. She is now a sexaholic and is sowing discord in the team by sleeping with everyone. This discord comes to a head when Karma kills Colossus in a fit of jealousy.

I wish Boom-Boom got more panel time. Their is a distinct lack of airheads in the xbooks.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but her time with Warren has left her a changed woman. She is now a sexaholic and is sowing discord in the team by sleeping with everyone. This discord comes to a head when Karma kills Colossus in a fit of jealousy.

I wish Boom-Boom got more panel time. Their is a distinct lack of airheads in the xbooks.

Granted, only if it is revealed that Emma was once a playboy bunny (who knows what else was unmentioned about her past)

I wish Cordelia Frost returned, I don't care how!

[Slung]

Granted, only if it is revealed that Emma was once a playboy bunny (who knows what else was unmentioned about her past)

I wish Cordelia Frost returned, I don't care how!

Granted but she returns in a body bag. (you didn't care how)

I wish Young X-Men got a new artist and were more interesting to read about.

[Justin K.]

Granted but she returns in a body bag. (you didn't care how)

I wish Young X-Men got a new artist and were more interesting to read about.

(w/e about cordelia, as long as i see her)

Granted, as long as we see other teenage groups guest star in the book (that one team with hulkling and wiccan would be an interesting interaction between anole)

I wish Aurora became a redhead with 3 personalities

[Wind-Breaker]

I wish Aurora became a redhead with 3 personalities

Granted, her first personality is still attracted to Wild Child, the 2nd thinks she's Magneto wanting to put humans into ovens, and the 3rd thinks she's Jean Grey but then realizes that Jean Grey should be dead so she kills herself.

I wish Gail Simone would jump over to Marvel and write X-Men

[sneggz]

ignore the double post behind the curtain.

[sneggz]

dude, love the DP manga

Granted, her first personality is still attracted to Wild Child, the 2nd thinks she's Magneto wanting to put humans into ovens, and the 3rd thinks she's Jean Grey but then realizes that Jean Grey should be dead so she kills herself.

I wish Gail Simone would jump over to Marvel and write X-Men

Granted, but she leaves her talent at DC, ruining her career.

I wish Danger mated with Master Mold

[eurazn]

dude, love the DP manga



Granted, but she leaves her talent at DC, ruining her career.

I wish Danger mated with Master Mold

Granted, but she suffers internal circuitry injuries due to his "nimrod" and deactivates soon afterward.

I wish the Aussie X-Men would reunite.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but she suffers internal circuitry injuries due to his "nimrod" and deactivates soon afterward.

I wish the Aussie X-Men would reunite.

Granted, but Dazzler has to wear her brown leather chaps from new excalibur, but she can stay blonde (feeling generous)

I wish the beyonder came back, without the mullet, and caused a third secret war where the x-men are major players, while everyone else just rests in the shadows and doesnt play as big of a role.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but Dazzler has to wear her brown leather chaps from new excalibur, but she can stay blonde (feeling generous)

I wish the beyonder came back, without the mullet, and caused a third secret war where the x-men are major players, while everyone else just rests in the shadows and doesnt play as big of a role.

Granted but they called it Age of Apocalypse

I wish they would do a fifty state initiative with the X-Men

[Justin K.]

Granted but they called it Age of Apocalypse

I wish they would do a fifty state initiative with the X-Men

Granted, as long as Tony Stark isn't the head of this

I wish Shatterstar got a decent haircut

[Zombie Uatu]

Granted, as long as Tony Stark isn't the head of this

I wish Shatterstar got a decent haircut

Granted, but he tells Rictor he could never love him and goes off with... ooh, say Hepzibah.

I wish Layla was back, already.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but he tells Rictor he could never love him and goes off with... ooh, say Hepzibah.

I wish Layla was back, already.

Granted, only if her M tattoo disapears and she has a crush on Madrox

I wish X-force came out sooner (can't wait)

[marvell2100]

Granted, only if her M tattoo disapears and she has a crush on Madrox

I wish X-force came out sooner (can't wait)

Granted but it ships out 1 page per week

I wish Scott and Jean had never met

[Justin K.]

Granted but it ships out 1 page per week

I wish Scott and Jean had never met

Granted, but Rachel still exists

I wish Lady Mastermind got breast implants, she's too flat :tongue:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/e/ef/Lady_Mastermind_(by_Marc_Silvestri).jpg/150px-Lady_Mastermind_(by_Marc_Silvestri).jpg

[marvell2100]

Granted, but Rachel still exists

I wish Lady Mastermind got breast implants, she's too flat :tongue:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/e/ef/Lady_Mastermind_(by_Marc_Silvestri).jpg/150px-Lady_Mastermind_(by_Marc_Silvestri).jpg

Granted but now her nipples shoot bullets

I wish Rogue was on X-Force

[Justin K.]

Granted but now her nipples shoot bullets

I wish Rogue was on X-Force

Granted, but she keeps her hooded green outfit, minus the cape

I wish Gambit was erased from existence

[marvell2100]

Granted, but she keeps her hooded green outfit, minus the cape

I wish Gambit was erased from existence

Granted but instead we get three more Summers brothers

I wish that Alex and Scott got along better

[Justin K.]

Granted but instead we get three more Summers brothers

I wish that Alex and Scott got along better

Granted, but Emma is ditched so she can't interfere with their bonding and hanging out and just doing guy stuff...

I wish Rogue found a guy she could touch and enjoy life with who doesn't get killed or sent to limbo

[stanmcconnell]

Granted, but Emma is ditched so she can't interfere with their bonding and hanging out and just doing guy stuff...

I wish Rogue found a guy she could touch and enjoy life with who doesn't get killed or sent to limbo

Granted, but it's an alternate reality version of Emma Frost called Eammon Diamond, who's exactly Emma's personality but male. He can't resist his female self and starts a open relationship where Rogue has fun with both of them in diamond form. Unfortunately, the combined weight of the Frost "twins" is too much for her and Rogue is crushed to death.


I wish the X-men realised how racist they're being in treating mutants as more important then human.

[The Thunderbird]

Granted, but it's an alternate reality version of Emma Frost called Eammon Diamond, who's exactly Emma's personality but male. He can't resist his female self and starts a open relationship where Rogue has fun with both of them in diamond form. Unfortunately, the combined weight of the Frost "twins" is too much for her and Rogue is crushed to death.


I wish the X-men realised how racist they're being in treating mutants as more important then human.
Granted, but Apocalypse nukes San Francisco soon after.

I wish that the X-Men (Early 90's era) are real.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but it's an alternate reality version of Emma Frost called Eammon Diamond, who's exactly Emma's personality but male. He can't resist his female self and starts a open relationship where Rogue has fun with both of them in diamond form. Unfortunately, the combined weight of the Frost "twins" is too much for her and Rogue is crushed to death.


I wish the X-men realised how racist they're being in treating mutants as more important then human.

Granted, but Valerie Cooper is now their leader

I wish mutants powers started returning permanently

[Squidboy]

Granted, but Valerie Cooper is now their leader

I wish mutants powers started returning permanently

Granted, but once the powers returned, all of the SeX-Men realize that they just procreated for nothing and start to get neutered to control the Mutant Population again.

I wish Ruby Summers would come to the present with Layla Miller.

[The Thunderbird]

Granted, but once the powers returned, all of the SeX-Men realize that they just procreated for nothing and start to get neutered to control the Mutant Population again.

I wish Ruby Summers would come to the present with Layla Miller.
Granted, but she reveals herself as the daughter of Jean Grey rather than Emma Frost.

Again because no answered last time, I wish that the X-Men (Early 90's era) are real.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but she reveals herself as the daughter of Jean Grey rather than Emma Frost.

Again because no answered last time, I wish that the X-Men (Early 90's era) are real.

Granted, but Emma Frost is needed to activate these powers (she showed Bobby his full potential and showed he wasn't powerless after M-Day)

I wish they took all of Wolverin'es body hair and made a wig/toupee for Xavier. I'm sure Xavier's bald head gets cold. :tongue:

[RolandJP]

Granted, but Emma Frost is needed to activate these powers (she showed Bobby his full potential and showed he wasn't powerless after M-Day)

I wish they took all of Wolverin'es body hair and made a wig/toupee for Xavier. I'm sure Xavier's bald head gets cold. :tongue:


Granted but it contains Logans pheromones making Xavier the mack daddy of all mack daddies. He also becomes so popular he guest stars in every Marvel Book.


I wish the Summer's family had died instead of Jean Grey's .

[Justin K.]

Granted but it contains Logans pheromones making Xavier the mack daddy of all mack daddies. He also becomes so popular he guest stars in every Marvel Book.


I wish the Summer's family had died instead of Jean Grey's .

Granted, and it includes scott and gabriel (but not havok, they need a lone survivor like Rachel)

I wish Val Cooper got fired from the government and came to X-factor's doorstep, desperate for a job

[maigen]

Granted, and it includes scott and gabriel (but not havok, they need a lone survivor like Rachel)

I wish Val Cooper got fired from the government and came to X-factor's doorstep, desperate for a job

Granted. They make her the maid.

I wish they would go ahead and get on with the freaking Rogue arc in Legacy already.

[Zombie Uatu]

Granted. They make her the maid.

I wish they would go ahead and get on with the freaking Rogue arc in Legacy already.

Granted, but involves Rogue meeting another girl with the same powers as her, and since they can touch, she is now a lesbian.

I wish Colossus had stayed dead.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but involves Rogue meeting another girl with the same powers as her, and since they can touch, she is now a lesbian.

I wish Colossus had stayed dead.

Granted, but now Maggot is alive again.

I wish that Maggot stays dead.

[stanmcconnell]

Granted, but now Maggot is alive again.

I wish that Maggot stays dead.

Granted but its the walking dead. He begins the Zombification of Marvel Universe starting with the X-men.

I wish Cyclops got voted out of the X-men.

[Zombie Uatu]

Granted but its the walking dead. He begins the Zombification of Marvel Universe starting with the X-men.

I wish Cyclops got voted out of the X-men.

Granted, but Emma takes over as leader, and he becomes leader of the Avengers and starts appearing in more Marvel books than Iron Man.

I wish Ultimate X-Men wasn't getting cancelled.

[protogarrett]

Granted, but Emma takes over as leader, and he becomes leader of the Avengers and starts appearing in more Marvel books than Iron Man.

I wish Ultimate X-Men wasn't getting cancelled.

Granted, but it goes even more downhill, with total character assassinations such as iceman becoming a flunky drug dealer and Jean becoming a bad version of Dark Phoenix.

I wish more people liked Marvel Girl.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but it goes even more downhill, with total character assassinations such as iceman becoming a flunky drug dealer and Jean becoming a bad version of Dark Phoenix.

I wish more people liked Marvel Girl.

Granted but just one more person only.

I wish the original X-men cartoon was still airing.

[Zombie Uatu]

Granted but just one more person only.

I wish the original X-men cartoon was still airing.

Granted, but by now it's descended into farce. And by farce, I mean a surreal interpretation of the Spider-Man Clone Saga, mixed with elements of Claremont's second run on Uncanny (including Dino-Rachel) and a heavy influence from the Super Mario Bros. series. It's not good, not good at all.

I wish Xavier would become Dr Strangefate again. ;)

[Justin K.]

Granted, but by now it's descended into farce. And by farce, I mean a surreal interpretation of the Spider-Man Clone Saga, mixed with elements of Claremont's second run on Uncanny (including Dino-Rachel) and a heavy influence from the Super Mario Bros. series. It's not good, not good at all.

I wish Xavier would become Dr Strangefate again. ;)

Granted, if Magneto comes to the X-men's aide.

I wish Onslaught didn't look like a potatoe (the way Liefeld drew him) and came back with a bang, all knowing and super powerful like he was in the 90s. Liefeld ruined him :frown:

[sneggz]

Granted, if Magneto comes to the X-men's aide.

I wish Onslaught didn't look like a potatoe (the way Liefeld drew him) and came back with a bang, all knowing and super powerful like he was in the 90s. Liefeld ruined him :frown:

Granted, Nate Grey stabs him a shard of the MKraan crytal. Since onslaught is caused by Xavier, this catapults Xavier and Onslaught to the DCU. Scotts "kill em all let God sort em out" mentallity rules supreme within the XMen.

I wish Ink made up with Blindfold and they have some sweet sweet lovin.:eek:

[Justin K.]

Granted, Nate Grey stabs him a shard of the MKraan crytal. Since onslaught is caused by Xavier, this catapults Xavier and Onslaught to the DCU. Scotts "kill em all let God sort em out" mentallity rules supreme within the XMen.

I wish Ink made up with Blindfold and they have some sweet sweet lovin.:eek:

Granted, but Ink is really "tiny" and disappoints Blindfold

I wish Husk came back trapped in the body of Penance... imagine that :biggrin:

[sneggz]

Granted, but Ink is really "tiny" and disappoints Blindfold

I wish Husk came back trapped in the body of Penance... imagine that :biggrin:

Granted, but since she can only hook up with Colossus now, she does. After months of debauchery with the tin man, Kitty comes back and phases her heart out. This dominoes with Warrens wings cutting off Kitty's head, Colossus snapping Warrens neck, Psylocke decapitating Colossus, Illyana gutting Psylocke, AOA Sabes raping Yana to death, Wolverine grabs the Muramasa blade and runs Sabes through, Romulus grabs the blade and sticks it up Logans @**, Laura kicks Romulus's head off with her claw foot............ And eventually every single person in San Fran is dead.

I wish Psylocke follows through with Doug when he comes back.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but since she can only hook up with Colossus now, she does. After months of debauchery with the tin man, Kitty comes back and phases her heart out. This dominoes with Warrens wings cutting off Kitty's head, Colossus snapping Warrens neck, Psylocke decapitating Colossus, Illyana gutting Psylocke, AOA Sabes raping Yana to death, Wolverine grabs the Muramasa blade and runs Sabes through, Romulus grabs the blade and sticks it up Logans @**, Laura kicks Romulus's head off with her claw foot............ And eventually every single person in San Fran is dead.

I wish Psylocke follows through with Doug when he comes back.

Granted, but then both are seperated after one of them has to join/rejoin exiles

I wish Psylocke had her former telepathy along with her psychic knife. Keep psylock classic and recognizable. A telekinetic ninja chick, meh, not my thang :rolleyes:

[sneggz]

I wish Psylocke had her former telepathy along with her psychic knife. Keep psylock classic and recognizable. A telekinetic ninja chick, meh, not my thang :rolleyes:

Granted. British Betsy is back. With Kwannon's psyche in her body. Even trade between them yes?

I wish Spawn came to the MU for the sole purpose of picking a fight with Ghost Rider.

[Justin K.]

Granted. British Betsy is back. With Kwannon's psyche in her body. Even trade between them yes?

I wish Spawn came to the MU for the sole purpose of picking a fight with Ghost Rider.

Granted, but Wolverine tries to get himself included and is burned bad and has to heal the whole fight between the two and only watch

I wish the purifiers saw Jesus in their toast
They think Killing mutants is a part of God's will, imagine what would happen seeing his face on their toast (assuming they eat toast; breakfast is the most important meal of the day) :tongue: :smile:

[sneggz]

Granted, but Wolverine tries to get himself included and is burned bad and has to heal the whole fight between the two and only watch

I wish the purifiers saw Jesus in their toast
They think Killing mutants is a part of God's will, imagine what would happen seeing his face on their toast (assuming they eat toast; breakfast is the most important meal of the day) :tongue: :smile:

Granted, one of the Purifiers gets up about how Jesus would be ashamed at them, and they should open their arms to their mutant brothers and sisters. He will be promptly shot and declared a heretic.

I wish Jamie Braddock and Mikhail Rasputin came back to lead the Illuminaughty.

[Justin K.]

Granted, one of the Purifiers gets up about how Jesus would be ashamed at them, and they should open their arms to their mutant brothers and sisters. He will be promptly shot and declared a heretic.

I wish Jamie Braddock and Mikhail Rasputin came back to lead the Illuminaughty.

Granted, but both have to wear thongs (Jamie's used to it anyways)

I wish Dazzler made hard rock music, dressed in black leather, and had the personality of her AoA counterpart. She can still have her blonde locks, but a rocker Dazzler woul be cool :cool: Disco may be her niche, why not a hard rocker?

[SayOcean]

Granted, but both have to wear thongs (Jamie's used to it anyways)

I wish Dazzler made hard rock music, dressed in black leather, and had the personality of her AoA counterpart. She can still have her blonde locks, but a rocker Dazzler woul be cool :cool: Disco may be her niche, why not a hard rocker?
Granted but in the young xmen movie she is played by Miley Cyrus, and the mulitple man is played by the jonas bros, kitty is britney spears, and shia lebeuf is wolverine

I wish synch and skin came back and got pissed at the xmen for doing a sh!tty job at teaching them

[stanmcconnell]

Granted. They come back as the Ghost of Christmas Past and Christmas Present. For some reason, the Ghost of Christmas Future is a luminous ostrich-type character. Anway, after a scary, sleepless night, Cyclops changes his ways and becomes the best teacher he can be.

I wish the Messiah baby's parents came to the X-men and demanded their daughter back.

[maigen]

Granted. They come back as the Ghost of Christmas Past and Christmas Present. For some reason, the Ghost of Christmas Future is a luminous ostrich-type character. Anway, after a scary, sleepless night, Cyclops changes his ways and becomes the best teacher he can be.

I wish the Messiah baby's parents came to the X-men and demanded their daughter back.

Granted. Turns out the parents are Mystique and Rachel Grey/Summers. Mystique quickly realizes its more in-character to drop the kid out the window than demand a chance to raise it. She turns into Foxx before giving Iceman a male-on-male quicky and disappearing. Rachel is so mortified by the situation she kills herself and begins a cycle of dying and resurection much like that of her mother.

I wish Lila Cheney would start dressing up as Rogue in the bedroom in order to make Sammy love her.

[protogarrett]

Granted. Turns out the parents are Mystique and Rachel Grey/Summers. Mystique quickly realizes its more in-character to drop the kid out the window than demand a chance to raise it. She turns into Foxx before giving Iceman a male-on-male quicky and disappearing. Rachel is so mortified by the situation she kills herself and begins a cycle of dying and resurection much like that of her mother.

I wish Lila Cheney would start dressing up as Rogue in the bedroom in order to make Sammy love her.

Granted, but we learn Sammy is into freaked out kinky shit and owns a sturdy glass table for specific fetishes (you're better off not getting what I'm referring too). Lila immediately regrets her decisions.

I wish Shen Xorn (the good twin) would come back. A peaceful dude with healing powers and a black hole for a brain would be nifty. Plus, Juggernaut and Nocturne survived, so maybe Shen Xorn did too. For hell, they brought back Kuan Yin Xorn as The Collective.

[eurazn]

Granted, but we learn Sammy is into freaked out kinky shit and owns a sturdy glass table for specific fetishes (you're better off not getting what I'm referring too). Lila immediately regrets her decisions.

I wish Shen Xorn (the good twin) would come back. A peaceful dude with healing powers and a black hole for a brain would be nifty. Plus, Juggernaut and Nocturne survived, so maybe Shen Xorn did too. For hell, they brought back Kuan Yin Xorn as The Collective.

Granted. Shen Xorn does come back but is quickly relegated to a marginal role, only to be killed by a brainwashed Wolverine during an Asian-centric storyline (because Wolverine loves Asia/Asians) for the sake of "emotional impact."

I wish the Hellfire Club would start a new Masachusetts Academy.

[protogarrett]

Granted. Shen Xorn does come back but is quickly relegated to a marginal role, only to be killed by a brainwashed Wolverine during an Asian-centric storyline (because Wolverine loves Asia/Asians) for the sake of "emotional impact."

I wish the Hellfire Club would start a new Masachusetts Academy.

Granted, but it is systematically wiped out by some new hate group with a bomb on their school bus. (Marvel has decided blowing up school buses is the quickest way to weed out extras I.E. the Xavier School student body, and the start of Civil War).

I wish Emma Wore something more... not whoreish.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but it is systematically wiped out by some new hate group with a bomb on their school bus. (Marvel has decided blowing up school buses is the quickest way to weed out extras I.E. the Xavier School student body, and the start of Civil War).

I wish Emma Wore something more... not whoreish.

Granted but she wears Iron Man's original armor.

I wish the all the X-Men sided with Magneto during Fatal Attractions.

[The Thunderbird]

Granted but she wears Iron Man's original armor.

I wish the all the X-Men sided with Magneto during Fatal Attractions.
Granted, but SHIELD finds a way to blow up Avalon.

I wish all of Jean's deaths (except the first three) have been retconned.

[maigen]

Granted, but SHIELD finds a way to blow up Avalon.

I wish all of Jean's deaths (except the first three) have been retconned.

Granted except the last of the first three is made permanent. Bye bye Jeanie.

I wish Marvel would do another Halloween Xmen Card set like one in 1996 and make a comic to go along with it.

[The Thunderbird]

Granted except the last of the first three is made permanent. Bye bye Jeanie.

I wish Marvel would do another Halloween Xmen Card set like one in 1996 and make a comic to go along with it.
Granted, but since the the Jean death that was made permanent is the one where Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet wipes out half the universe and kills nearly every Marvel superhero, nobody gets resurrected and there is no one left but Thanos. And he is dressed as a bikini model with a crappy mullet in a g-string.

I wish I got hit by a truck with a Wolverine bumper sticker and lived.

[Blue_Falcon]

Granted, the paramedics on scene are shocked you survived and hand you a small mirror so that you can see that you have the word "Snikt!" tattooed on your forehead forever...

I wish instead of saying "No more mutants" Wanda had said "No more Skrulls"

[eurazn]

Granted, the paramedics on scene are shocked you survived and hand you a small mirror so that you can see that you have the word "Snikt!" tattooed on your forehead forever...

I wish instead of saying "No more mutants" Wanda had said "No more Skrulls"

Granted, but then we lose Hulkling and Xavin. :frown:

I wish instead of saying "no more mutans" Wanda had said "no more time displaced X-Men or X-Villains."

[WhitePhoenix]

Granted, but then we lose Hulkling and Xavin. :frown:

I wish instead of saying "no more mutans" Wanda had said "no more time displaced X-Men or X-Villains."

Granted, but then Beak would be back in the main Universe and thats punishment in itself.

I wish that the Phoenix Force had never existed so Jean Grey could live!

[marvell2100]

Granted, but then Beak would be back in the main Universe and thats punishment in itself.

I wish that the Phoenix Force had never existed so Jean Grey could live!

Granted but she becomes possessed by the "Force" force and soon turns to the Dark Side becoming "Darth Bootylicious Redhead".

I wish the X-babies were the real X-Men.

[Justin K.]

Granted but she becomes possessed by the "Force" force and soon turns to the Dark Side becoming "Darth Bootylicious Redhead".

I wish the X-babies were the real X-Men.

Granted, but they have to trade places with Longshot and he will forever be trapped in Limbo

I wish Longshot got rid of that godawful mullet

[orkoni1]

Granted, but they have to trade places with Longshot and he will forever be trapped in Limbo

I wish Longshot got rid of that godawful mullet

Granted but the world will realize that the mullet is back in fashion. Everyone will have mullets including Domino, except for Longshot, so then he will be retro again.

I wish Marvel braught Ruby (the daughter of Emma and Scorr from the future that Layla and Madrox went to) to the main universe and Rachel and Ruby would become the greatest friends.

Ruby:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c283/ayozol5000/badassruby.jpg

P.S. I think that Longshot can really pull the Mullet off, he looks great w/ it IMO.

[Justin K.]

Granted but the world will realize that the mullet is back in fashion. Everyone will have mullets including Domino, except for Longshot, so then he will be retro again.

I wish Marvel braught Ruby (the daughter of Emma and Scorr from the future that Layla and Madrox went to) to the main universe and Rachel and Ruby would become the greatest friends.

Ruby:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c283/ayozol5000/badassruby.jpg

P.S. I think that Longshot can really pull the Mullet off, he looks great w/ it IMO.

Granted, as long as it's drawn by Bachalo (he draws Rachel well)

I wish the Phoenix force came back in one of the x-men's greatest enemies bodies, like Magneto or Selene

(Domino's too awesome for a mullet fyi)

[sneggz]

I wish the Phoenix force came back in one of the x-men's greatest enemies bodies, like Magneto or Selene

Granted, Mags starts sporting the raptor whenever he blows anything up. Jean comes back from the WHR, takes the force back and emps Mags brain. Toad is now in charge of the Brotherhood and does a better job than Magnus ever did.

I wish Jean came back and took the phoenix fragments from the Cuckoos.

[eurazn]

Granted, Mags starts sporting the raptor whenever he blows anything up. Jean comes back from the WHR, takes the force back and emps Mags brain. Toad is now in charge of the Brotherhood and does a better job than Magnus ever did.

I wish Jean came back and took the phoenix fragments from the Cuckoos.

Granted, but she takes fragments of Emma's DNA along with them, thus transforming herself into an amalgamation of the two.

I wish the Scarlet Witch said "no more Summers family" before she said "no more mutants."

[Slung]

Granted, but she takes fragments of Emma's DNA along with them, thus transforming herself into an amalgamation of the two.

I wish the Scarlet Witch said "no more Summers family" before she said "no more mutants."

Granted, but it happens after a Scott/Emma wedding and Wanda's woogie has always been a bit fickle and leaves everyone with the last name "Grey" ie: Rachel, Jean and Nate and with Scott and Emma gone, they become the backbone of the X-Men.

I wish Ruby was revealed to be the daughter of Scott and Dazzler.

[Tobias March]

I wish Ruby was revealed to be the daughter of Scott and Dazzler.

Granted, but we then meet her brothers and sisters: Onyx, Emerald, Sapphire, Tinsel....

I wish Karma 'graduated' and led a team of X-Men.

[hermitdude]

I wish Karma 'graduated' and led a team of X-Men.

Granted, but then Karma dies in the first mission and gets replaced by Toad

I wish Kitty Pryde now has a metal form from bieng one with the bullet and helps free the Starjammers.

[stanmcconnell]

Granted, but then Karma dies in the first mission and gets replaced by Toad

I wish Kitty Pryde now has a metal form from bieng one with the bullet and helps free the Starjammers.


Granted, she's a now a 90% robotic cyborg who runs off powercells. She travels in time to kill Ruby Summers before she starts the rebellion. Then in the sequel, she protects her. On the bright side, she does eventually become governor of California.

I wish Marvel did on a mini on The Summers Rebellion.
(perhaps with Cyborg Kitty)

[eurazn]

Granted, she's a now a 90% robotic cyborg who runs off powercells. She travels in time to kill Ruby Summers before she starts the rebellion. Then in the sequel, she protects her. On the bright side, she does eventually become governor of California.

I wish Marvel did on a mini on The Summers Rebellion.
(perhaps with Cyborg Kitty)

Granted, but it turns out the Summers Rebellion is actually a sexual rebellion, so we're subjected to more Scott/Emma sex for all four issues of the mini. Thus, we learn how Ruby Summers and siblings Topaz, Emerald, Diamond, and prodigal daughter Cubic Zirconia were conceived. Cyborg Kitty becomes Nanny 2.0 and is abused by the self-absorbed children.

I wish the X-Men's next relocation would be to somewhere in Asia.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but it turns out the Summers Rebellion is actually a sexual rebellion, so we're subjected to more Scott/Emma sex for all four issues of the mini. Thus, we learn how Ruby Summers and siblings Topaz, Emerald, Diamond, and prodigal daughter Cubic Zirconia were conceived. Cyborg Kitty becomes Nanny 2.0 and is abused by the self-absorbed children.

I wish the X-Men's next relocation would be to somewhere in Asia.

Granted but it's in the barren wastes of Mongolia

I wish Prof. X starts another team of New Mutants.

[HopeLantern]

I wish Prof. X Starts another team of New Mutants.


Granted, but it turns out 2 of the new members are Skrulls, and they destroy the X-mansion, and complete the wipeout of all of the X-Men teams, so that Mutants will no longer pose any threat to the Invasion.

I wish that X-Force, taken over and led by Bishop, goes rogue and kills all other X teams.

[frog]

I wish Prof. X Starts another team of New Mutants.


Granted, but it turns out 2 of the new members are Skrulls, and they destroy the X-mansion, and complete the wipeout of all of the X-Men teams, so that Mutants will no longer pose any threat to the Invasion.

I wish that X-Force, taken over and led by Bishop, goes rogue and kills all other X teams.

Granted, but he doesn't find the Messiah Baby and she reboots the present to make Bishop never exist.

I wish that all female characters go on strike until Land quits drawing the X-Men.

[eurazn]

Granted, but he doesn't find the Messiah Baby and she reboots the present to make Bishop never exist.

I wish that all female characters go on strike until Land quits drawing the X-Men.

Granted, but before he does, we get the X-males traced into questionable positions and situations ...

Come to think of it, maybe that's not such a bad thing ... :tongue:

I wish the same X-Men wouldn't be on multiple teams.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but before he does, we get the X-males traced into questionable positions and situations ...

Come to think of it, maybe that's not such a bad thing ... :tongue:

I wish the same X-Men wouldn't be on multiple teams.

Granted. All X-books are hereby cancelled never to be published again. Any team harboring an X-man will be immediately disbanded and subsequently cancelled.

I wish the original Brotherhood of Mutants were good guys.

[HopeLantern]

Granted. All X-books are hereby cancelled never to be published again. Any team harboring an X-man will be immediately disbanded and subsequently cancelled.

I wish the original Brotherhood of Mutants were good guys.

Granted, but Alpha Flight are now bad guys. Led by Weapon X, they beat the Brotherhood, and throw them in mutant concentration camps.

I wish that the "Civil War" was "All Avengers Teams (Young, Initiative, NA, MA). vs. All X-teams (X-Men, Young X-Men, X-Force, Excalibur)" instead of "Pro Registration vs. Anti Registration".

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Alpha Flight are now bad guys. Led by Weapon X, they beat the Brotherhood, and throw them in mutant concentration camps.

I wish that the "Civil War" was "All Avengers Teams (Young, Initiative, NA, MA). vs. All X-teams (X-Men, Young X-Men, X-Force, Excalibur)" instead of "Pro Registration vs. Anti Registration".

Granted, but which team is Wolverine on agains? :confused:

I wish Iceman (Bobby) came out of the closet and had a three-way with Northstar and Cannonball

[sneggz]

Granted, but which team is Wolverine on agains? :confused:

I wish Iceman (Bobby) came out of the closet and had a three-way with Northstar and Cannonball

Granted, but Mystique gets jealous and lures Bobby to the evil straight side. Cannonball and Northstar keep on without him since they didn't want him there anyway.

I wish the new Red Queen is Queen Jean (from XMan series)

[maigen]

Granted, but Mystique gets jealous and lures Bobby to the evil straight side. Cannonball and Northstar keep on without him since they didn't want him there anyway.

I wish the new Red Queen is Queen Jean (from XMan series)

Granted, but Queen Jean is actually Bobby's drag queen name. After tiring of his/her current BDSM scene he/she becomes a waitress/waiter at a bonadge themed restaurant.

I wish we saw more bare booty shots in the pages o' X.

[HopeLantern]

Granted, but Queen Jean is actually Bobby's drag queen name. After tiring of his/her current BDSM scene he/she becomes a waitress/waiter at a bonadge themed restaurant.

I wish we saw more bare booty shots in the pages o' X.
Granted. But the sales skyrocket so much that the artist goes crazy. Now we get at least several Full frontal nudity shots of Beast, Nightcrawler, Toad and Sinister every issue.

I wish Mephisto made a deal with the X-Men to undo "No More Mutants".

[marvell2100]

Granted. But the sales skyrocket so much that the artist goes crazy. Now we get at least several Full frontal nudity shots of Beast, Nightcrawler, Toad and Sinister every issue.

I wish Mephisto made a deal with the X-Men to undo "No More Mutants".

Granted but Jean comes along for the ride, gets possessed by the Phoenix and kills all mutants. "No More Mutants."

I wish Emma was a good girl.

[mikeb]

Granted but Jean comes along for the ride, gets possessed by the Phoenix and kills all mutants. "No More Mutants."

I wish Emma was a good girl.

Granted, but she develops an eminence crush on Henry Gyrich!

I wish Gambit became a serial killer in New Orleans...:evilsmile: :eek:

[marvell2100]

Granted, but she develops an eminence crush on Henry Gyrich!

I wish Gambit became a serial killer in New Orleans...:evilsmile: :eek:

No Mikeb! You ruined my wish dang it!

Granted. Gambit kills Cap'n Crunch, Snap Crackle and Pop, Tony the Tiger, Count Chocula and Frankenberry.

I wish that all X-Force members were X-Babies.

[maigen]

No Mikeb! You ruined my wish dang it!

Granted. Gambit kills Cap'n Crunch, Snap Crackle and Pop, Tony the Tiger, Count Chocula and Frankenberry.

I wish that all X-Force members were X-Babies.

Granted, but then the X-Babies replace the X-men and Dazzler begins breastfeeding everyone of them.

I wish, after killing all the cereal peeps, that Gambit would assume the identity of Count Chocula.

[TheDreamingCelestial]

Granted, but then the X-Babies replace the X-men and Dazzler begins breastfeeding everyone of them.

I wish, after killing all the cereal peeps, that Gambit would assume the identity of Count Chocula.

Granted. But he becomes the count chocula of death, as a result of his transformation into horseman of apocalypse and he breaths out a fog of chocolate mist which spreads vermin and suffocates bunnies which are around..

I wish jean grey would return without any convulted retcon or rearrangement and everybody would welcome her with open arms as coming back is a natural part of her mutant power :)

[The Thunderbird]

Granted. But he becomes the count chocula of death, as a result of his transformation into horseman of apocalypse and he breaths out a fog of chocolate mist which spreads vermin and suffocates bunnies which are around..

I wish jean grey would return without any convulted retcon or rearrangement and everybody would welcome her with open arms as coming back is a natural part of her mutant power :)
Granted, but Canada and Mexico declare war on each other for no reason.

I wish that the X-Men from the 90s fought Galactus.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but Canada and Mexico declare war on each other for no reason.

I wish that the X-Men from the 90s fought Galactus.

Granted but then Galactus eats them all and now they live in a stomach that hates and fears them.

I wish that Prof. X married Lilandra and just stayed in space to raise mutant, alien, space children who soon become empowered by the Force.

[dellicious]

I'd have rachel turn into R'Chel the dinosaur girl again. She tries to claw everyone and then Havok shoots her in the head.

[Justin K.]

I'd have rachel turn into R'Chel the dinosaur girl again. She tries to claw everyone and then Havok shoots her in the head.

Granted, but then she rises from the ashes to be revealed as jean grey all along (as the phoenix), revealing the real Rachel moved on with Korvus and had a family.

I wish Wolverine would cover up. He's always nude or barely clothed, like I wanna see that, what about other x-men/women? Maybe Nightcrawler or someone less exposed...

[maigen]

Granted, but then she rises from the ashes to be revealed as jean grey all along (as the phoenix), revealing the real Rachel moved on with Korvus and had a family.

I wish Wolverine would cover up. He's always nude or barely clothed, like I wanna see that, what about other x-men/women? Maybe Nightcrawler or someone less exposed...

Granted. Nightcrawler has full frontal nudity in ever comic he appears. However, we learn that though he's covered in thick blue hair where most of us have little, the areas where most people have pubic hair he is as bald as a baby's but and pale as a white sheet.

I wish Emma would be out of commission for at least two comics due to uncontrollable diarrhea.

[mikeb]

Granted. Nightcrawler has full frontal nudity in ever comic he appears. However, we learn that though he's covered in thick blue hair where most of us have little, the areas where most people have pubic hair he is as bald as a baby's but and pale as a white sheet.

I wish Emma would be out of commission for at least two comics due to uncontrollable diarrhea.Granted, but Scott gets a severe case of hemorrhoids and has no Preparation H!:evilsmile:

I wish the X books would restore the footnotes that referred to past issues, especially Legacy!

[HopeLantern]

Granted, but Scott gets a severe case of hemorrhoids and has no Preparation H!:evilsmile:

I wish the X books would restore the footnotes that referred to past issues, especially Legacy!

Granted. But whenever Scott or Emma appear on panel, the foot notes also refer the reader back to how long it's been since since they've had sex, appeared nude, semi nude or been in bed together.

I wish all Shape Shifting mutants to disappear from the M.U.

[Squidboy]

Granted. But whenever Scott or Emma appear on panel, the foot notes also refer the reader back to how long it's been since since they've had sex, appeared nude, semi nude or been in bed together.

I wish all Shape Shifting mutants to disappear from the M.U.

Granted, but in a retcon that takes place two years later, it's revealed that all the shapeshifters had just taken up different identities or camoflauged themselves throughout this period.

I wish that Kingbreaker would have some resolution that didn't involve a cliffhanger or a meaningless character death.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but in a retcon that takes place two years later, it's revealed that all the shapeshifters had just taken up different identities or camoflauged themselves throughout this period.

I wish that Kingbreaker would have some resolution that didn't involve a cliffhanger or a meaningless character death.

Granted, they all die with no explanation given.

I wish that Jean, Cable, Nate, Rachel and Madelyne would all join together and form the Just Us League.

[maigen]

Granted, they all die with no explanation given.

I wish that Jean, Cable, Nate, Rachel and Madelyne would all join together and form the Just Us League.

Granted, but the run is canceled after one comic and all the characters are killed off of MU forever.

I wish Polaris would fulfill her lusty needs with all those yummy Xboys (not Gambit) she's obviously been fantasizing about and then send the tape of it to Iceman.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but the run is canceled after one comic and all the characters are killed off of MU forever.

I wish Polaris would fulfill her lusty needs with all those yummy Xboys (not Gambit) she's obviously been fantasizing about and then send the tape of it to Iceman.

Granted but now he wants to make out with all those yummy X-Boys. Don't mind the ice.

I wish Emma had a clone and that Scott would marry her and they would have a child to send into the future. His name? Bishop.

[Squidboy]

Granted but now he wants to make out with all those yummy X-Boys. Don't mind the ice.

I wish Emma had a clone and that Scott would marry her and they would have a child to send into the future. His name? Bishop.

Granted, but Scott is put in jail for diddling the (most likely underage) Cuckoos, which forces the clone mommy to send the baby into the wrong future, erasing Bishop from existance.

I wish Greg Pak would write Jean's full resurrection

[sneggz]

Granted, but Scott is put in jail for diddling the (most likely underage) Cuckoos, which forces the clone mommy to send the baby into the wrong future, erasing Bishop from existance.

I wish Greg Pak would write Jean's full resurrection

Granted. World War Phoenix here we come. And after that a series called Suck: Son of Phoenix. Both will be killed by Squirrel Girl when they hit on her.

I wish Mystique took Cessily under her wing and taught her a thing or two about using her powers.

[Justin K.]

Granted. World War Phoenix here we come. And after that a series called Suck: Son of Phoenix. Both will be killed by Squirrel Girl when they hit on her.

I wish Mystique took Cessily under her wing and taught her a thing or two about using her powers.

Granted but she tries to seduce and sleep with Iceman (Cessily) but ends up with Cannonball, where Iceman gets jealous and leaves and lives with Northstar in Canada and live in the mountains in a cabin where they do lots of steamy things, while Cessily has a relationship with Cannonball and Mystique is eventually forgotten about...

I wish the Scarlet Witch that said "No more Mutants" was revealed to be a skrull, so that their (the skrulls)plan on Earth could be more successful with less mutants, and the real scarlet witch is with Magda all those years in the mountains, unaware of the outside world until Magda's revealed to be a skrull as well and the real one's location is unknown still and the real Scarlet Witch returns, only to wonder why so many people are pissed at her

:tongue:
Thought it out...
:tongue:

[HopeLantern]

Granted but she tries to seduce and sleep with Iceman (Cessily) but ends up with Cannonball, where Iceman gets jealous and leaves and lives with Northstar in Canada and live in the mountains in a cabin where they do lots of steamy things, while Cessily has a relationship with Cannonball and Mystique is eventually forgotten about...

I wish the Scarlet Witch that said "No more Mutants" was revealed to be a skrull, so that their (the skrulls)plan on Earth could be more successful with less mutants, and the real scarlet witch is with Magda all those years in the mountains, unaware of the outside world until Magda's revealed to be a skrull as well and the real one's location is unknown still and the real Scarlet Witch returns, only to wonder why so many people are pissed at her

:tongue:
Thought it out...
:tongue:

Granted... unfortunately, Ronin (Hawkeye) is so pissed that as soon as he sees her, he shoots an arrow through her and kills her onsite. Turns out that Clint is still a little peeved at being erased from reality. What a sad, sad end for Wanda.

I wish, that since Namor is a mutant, that he joins the X-Men.

[Justin K.]

Granted... unfortunately, Ronin (Hawkeye) is so pissed that as soon as he sees her, he shoots an arrow through her and kills her onsite. Turns out that Clint is still a little peeved at being erased from reality. What a sad, sad end for Wanda.

I wish, that since Namor is a mutant, that he joins the X-Men.

Granted, but no fish scale speedo, imagine the stench. If so, he doesn't lose the speedo, a super wedgie from Wolverine and then a mini-series about the two fighting, that spans about 8 issues, takes place.

I wish for this...

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/nomore.jpg

I wish he disappeared for a few months, maybe a couple years and came back as a d-list character, while those that stood in his shadow had the spotlight.

[sneggz]

I wish for this...

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/nomore.jpg

I wish he disappeared for a few months, maybe a couple years and came back as a d-list character, while those that stood in his shadow had the spotlight.

Granted. For some reason everything is peaceful while hes gone. Marvel sells way more comics, the ozone is fixed, and we terraform the moon. As soon as Logan comes back the world riots, the Mooners get pissed at us and nuke us. Wolverine: the confirmed downfall of humankind.

I wish Darwin and Longshot duke it out over Monet.

[Justin K.]

Granted. For some reason everything is peaceful while hes gone. Marvel sells way more comics, the ozone is fixed, and we terraform the moon. As soon as Logan comes back the world riots, the Mooners get pissed at us and nuke us. Wolverine: the confirmed downfall of humankind.

I wish Darwin and Longshot duke it out over Monet.

Granted, but Darwin adapts to Longshot's lameness and severs what was known as Longshot's mullet, from Longshot's head (me not have good grammar tonight) and that Darwin would win and Longshot runs off and tries to take Dazzler back but she dates someone cooler than Longshot, so he jumps off a skyscraper and his luck makes him survive somehow and he lives a miserable life and works as a male stripper at the hellfire clubs hideout, getting whipped and chained by Red Queen and Empath :tongue:

I wish cable and bishop were erased from existence while fighting (baby survives) and everyone forgets about the two and takes the baby in and raises it, but it only looks up to characters that are NOT cyclops, wolverine, or emma frost.

[TheDreamingCelestial]

I wish cable and bishop were erased from existence while fighting (baby survives) and everyone forgets about the two and takes the baby in and raises it, but it only looks up to characters that are NOT cyclops, wolverine, or emma frost.

granted. but then she is being eaten by a great morlock monster and Bishop comes back in a crossover arc spinning all x-titles titled "bishop massacre: revenging the baby" where he shoots all the x-people for not letting him personally do the baby, in which cable also returns and tries to catch him by jumping through time.. :p

i wish jean grey returned and she took a team of rogue, gambit, beast, angel and some others too and started dating warren in that series :)

[Mitsaso]

granted. but then she is being eaten by a great morlock monster and Bishop comes back in a crossover arc spinning all x-titles titled "bishop massacre: revenging the baby" where he shoots all the x-people for not letting him personally do the baby, in which cable also returns and tries to catch him by jumping through time.. :p

i wish jean grey returned and she took a team of rogue, gambit, beast, angel and some others too and started dating warren in that series :)

Granted, but they all have big-ass guns Cable and X-Force style, while the book is written by Claremont and drawn by Larry Stroman. Especially the raunchy sex scenes between Jean and Warren.

I wish Iceman and Mystique got married in Vegas, with Rogue as the maid of honor and Sam as the best man.

[Squidboy]

Granted, but they all have big-ass guns Cable and X-Force style, while the book is written by Claremont and drawn by Larry Stroman. Especially the raunchy sex scenes between Jean and Warren.

I wish Iceman and Mystique got married in Vegas, with Rogue as the maid of honor and Sam as the best man.

Granted, but Nightcrawler, Azazel, Sabretooth, Graydon Creed, Polaris, Havok, and Nurse Annie crash the reception and ruin their big day.

I wish Rogue would get her super-strength and flight powers back again.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Nightcrawler, Azazel, Sabretooth, Graydon Creed, Polaris, Havok, and Nurse Annie crash the reception and ruin their big day.

I wish Rogue would get her super-strength and flight powers back again.

Granted, but those remain her only powers

I wish Gambit threw other things besides those stupid playing cards. Who the hell can chuck playing cards 50 feet? So not humanly possible and gambit doesnt have super strength, i mean, wtf? Make gambit be creative with his charging powers, throw coins, or various weapons (shurikens, etc.) :evilsmile: anything but cards! how many packs does he go through!?!?!?!?!?

[Zombie Uatu]

Granted, but those remain her only powers

I wish Gambit threw other things besides those stupid playing cards. Who the hell can chuck playing cards 50 feet? So not humanly possible and gambit doesnt have super strength, i mean, wtf? Make gambit be creative with his charging powers, throw coins, or various weapons (shurikens, etc.) :evilsmile: anything but cards! how many packs does he go through!?!?!?!?!?

Granted. True to his name, Gambit starts throwing chess pieces. The Hellfire club are irked by this, however, and destroy him.

I wish Young X-Men had one or members of Generation X on the team.

[marvell2100]

Granted. True to his name, Gambit starts throwing chess pieces. The Hellfire club are irked by this, however, and destroy him.

I wish Young X-Men had one or members of Generation X on the team.

Granted but they get Jubes who totally annoys everyone to the point that they disband.

I wish that Sabretooth was the good guy and Wolverine was the bad guy.

[The Thunderbird]

I wish Young X-Men had one or members of Generation X on the team.
Granted, but Wolfcub comes back for good and the Young X-Men have to fight Magneto who is starting to act like he was in Planet X.


I wish that Sabretooth was the good guy and Wolverine was the bad guy.
Granted, but Sabretooth is still mean and has to have Emma walk him around on a leash.

I wish that Qwerty appears with all her precog powers and writes that there isn't a future in which Jean Grey doesn't return.

[sneggz]

Granted, but Wolfcub comes back for good and the Young X-Men have to fight Magneto who is starting to act like he was in Planet X.


Granted, but Sabretooth is still mean and has to have Emma walk him around on a leash.

I wish that Qwerty appears with all her precog powers and writes that there isn't a future in which Jean Grey doesn't return.

Granted. Jean will return (she always does), right at the end of the Summers Rebellion. Ruby will be all "Oh, THAT Jean Grey" and kill her. Jean will be so saddened that she only comes back every 150 years or so.

I wish Madrox's Killer Dupe broke away from Jamie and became a villain in his own right. Equipped with some sort of suit so Jamie cant absorb him.

[Justin K.]

Granted. Jean will return (she always does), right at the end of the Summers Rebellion. Ruby will be all "Oh, THAT Jean Grey" and kill her. Jean will be so saddened that she only comes back every 150 years or so.

I wish Madrox's Killer Dupe broke away from Jamie and became a villain in his own right. Equipped with some sort of suit so Jamie cant absorb him.

Granted, as long as the art is done by Pablo Raimondi (he draws the best Madrox) :biggrin:
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I wish a villain severs what was known as Longshot's mullet, from Longshot's head and Longshot runs off in embarassment from losing his mullet he put so much effort into keeping, and tries to take Dazzler back but she dates someone cooler than Longshot, so he gets depressed, knowing he can no longer have Dazzler, and jumps off a skyscraper and his luck makes him survive somehow and he lives a miserable life and works as a male stripper at the hellfire clubs hideout, getting whipped and chained by Red Queen and Empath :tongue:

[sneggz]

I wish a villain severs what was known as Longshot's mullet, from Longshot's head and Longshot runs off in embarassment from losing his mullet he put so much effort into keeping, and tries to take Dazzler back but she dates someone cooler than Longshot, so he gets depressed, knowing he can no longer have Dazzler, and jumps off a skyscraper and his luck makes him survive somehow and he lives a miserable life and works as a male stripper at the hellfire clubs hideout, getting whipped and chained by Red Queen and Empath :tongue:

Granted, his luck kicks in and he takes over the Hellfire Club. Red Queen and Empath kidnap Dazzler and she becomes his S&M bitch. He also shaves his head and somehow becomes more attractive.

I wish Doc Samson interviewed XForce

[marvell2100]

Granted, his luck kicks in and he takes over the Hellfire Club. Red Queen and Empath kidnap Dazzler and she becomes his S&M bitch. He also shaves his head and somehow becomes more attractive.

I wish Doc Samson interviewed XForce

Granted but he begins to make them doubt themselves and they lose their effectiveness. Subsequently, they all get killed on their next mission. Doc Samson is unavailable for comment.

I wish Extreme X-men were still together.

[Justin K.]

Granted but he begins to make them doubt themselves and they lose their effectiveness. Subsequently, they all get killed on their next mission. Doc Samson is unavailable for comment.

I wish Extreme X-men were still together.

Granted, but no costumes from the Arena (storm had no taste there).

I wish thje X-men fought Galactus, if the fantastic four can beat him, why not the x-men. :confused:

[sneggz]

Granted, but no costumes from the Arena (storm had no taste there).

I wish thje X-men fought Galactus, if the fantastic four can beat him, why not the x-men. :confused:

Granted, Darwin and Santo suckerpunch Galactus and he runs away crying like a bitch. Uatu is displeased with this and slaps them three stooges style. After much soul searching and drinking mojitos with the Silver Surfer, Galactus comes back and eats our sun instead, marking the Earth for death.

I wish Siryns baby had neither hers nor Jamies powersets.

[Justin K.]

Granted, Darwin and Santo suckerpunch Galactus and he runs away crying like a bitch. Uatu is displeased with this and slaps them three stooges style. After much soul searching and drinking mojitos with the Silver Surfer, Galactus comes back and eats our sun instead, marking the Earth for death.

I wish Siryns baby had neither hers nor Jamies powersets.

Granted, it's omega level instead, but it's still a good guy and it will not be sent to the future or have anything to do with storylines in alternate realities.

I wish Jamie Braddock put on some more clothes, don't wanna see a hairy british dude in a thong, that's just nasty :frown:

[marvell2100]

Granted, it's omega level instead, but it's still a good guy and it will not be sent to the future or have anything to do with storylines in alternate realities.

I wish Jamie Braddock put on some more clothes, don't wanna see a hairy british dude in a thong, that's just nasty :frown:

Granted but he only puts on a bra.

I wish Blob abd Scott switched powers

[Squidboy]

Granted but he only puts on a bra.

I wish Blob abd Scott switched powers

Granted, but since Blob is now depowered, it would make Scott a normal human being, thus granting him a wish he secretly had his whole life.

I wish the X-comics would stop changing continuity just to mimic the X-Men movies

[sneggz]

Granted, but since Blob is now depowered, it would make Scott a normal human being, thus granting him a wish he secretly had his whole life.

I wish the X-comics would stop changing continuity just to mimic the X-Men movies

Granted, they never change. Its always O5 and everyone else is ignored. Eventually the next teams get pissed and embarass the hell out of them. Longshots luck powers allow him to somehow take over the world while this is going on.

I wish Havok dumps Polaris once they get out of ShiAr prison.

[WhitePhoenix]

I wish Havok dumps Polaris once they get out of ShiAr prison.


Granted, but Polaris gets back with Iceman, who's actually with Northstar on the low.

I wish Wolverine could move to a place, or meet someone and not have some connection from his past to them

[stanmcconnell]

Granted but in order to do that, he has to move to North Pole of a pluto in an alternate reality. Its an alien Santa who hires Wolverine to work in his toy store making the worlds supply of Wolverine figures.

I wish there was an X-men tv show.

[maigen]

Granted but in order to do that, he has to move to North Pole of a pluto in an alternate reality. Its an alien Santa who hires Wolverine to work in his toy store making the worlds supply of Wolverine figures.

I wish there was an X-men tv show.

There is. It just happens to be animated.

Wow that one was easy.

I wish Rogue would start a designer profilactic line.

[stanmcconnell]

There is. It just happens to be animated.

Wow that one was easy.

I wish Rogue would start a designer profilactic line.

Granted, but it become such a sucess that she commits all her time to it and leaves the X-men. Kitty uses one with Colossus and accidently phases through it becoming pregnant. Her ensuing lawsuit completely sours her relationship with Rogue.

I wish there was a prime time, live-action X-men tv show (a la Smallville or Birds of Prey).

[WhitePhoenix]

I wish there was a prime time, live-action X-men tv show (a la Smallville or Birds of Prey).


Granted, but as with every form of X-Related media that not the comics, they retcon continuity to change it to fit the show in.

I wish Jean comes back and gets with Wolverine

[Justin K.]

Granted, but as with every form of X-Related media that not the comics, they retcon continuity to change it to fit the show in.

I wish Jean comes back and gets with Wolverine

Granted, but Scott wants to be included (have a threesome) :redface:

I wish Aurora and Morthstar played a role in the X-books, last time I saw them was after the Children of the Vault story. Such a shame to let them go to waste, oh, and Northstar hooks up with Iceman, and Aurora with Nightcrawler (I could see something with him and her for some reason) :rolleyes:

[marvell2100]

Granted, but Scott wants to be included (have a threesome) :redface:

I wish Aurora and Morthstar played a role in the X-books, last time I saw them was after the Children of the Vault story. Such a shame to let them go to waste, oh, and Northstar hooks up with Iceman, and Aurora with Nightcrawler (I could see something with him and her for some reason) :rolleyes:

Granted, they turn it into an orgy and Bobby ends up with Kurt and Jean-Paul ends up with Aurora.

I wish Cable still led his version of X-force.

[Justin K.]

Granted, they turn it into an orgy and Bobby ends up with Kurt and Jean-Paul ends up with Aurora.

I wish Cable still led his version of X-force.

Granted, no Liefeld art or stories though

I wish Bachalo did art for the X-books (any is good)

[sneggz]

Granted, no Liefeld art or stories though

I wish Bachalo did art for the X-books (any is good)

Granted, he draws all the Xbooks. His work looks so rushed everyone clamors for Stroman to replace him.

I wish the Xofice hired an actual designer to desing the new unis. (f-ing bianchi)

[marvell2100]

Granted, he draws all the Xbooks. His work looks so rushed everyone clamors for Stroman to replace him.

I wish the Xofice hired an actual designer to desing the new unis. (f-ing bianchi)

Granted but they go retro Stone-Age with the Flintstones look. Yabba Dabba Doo Y'all!

I wish someone would create an all new all different X-men that we've never seen before.

[Justin K.]

Granted but they go retro Stone-Age with the Flintstones look. Yabba Dabba Doo Y'all!

I wish someone would create an all new all different X-men that we've never seen before.

Granted, NO Emma Frost, No Cyclops, No Wolverine! :evilsmile:

I wish Wolverine was on less teams

[marvell2100]

Granted, NO Emma Frost, No Cyclops, No Wolverine! :evilsmile:

I wish Wolverine was on less teams

Granted but they replace him with the Toad on all teams. Instead of "snikt" we get slime everywhere.

I wish Scott and Emma were the boilogical parents of the Stepford Cuckoos

[sneggz]

Granted but they replace him with the Toad on all teams. Instead of "snikt" we get slime everywhere.

I wish Scott and Emma were the boilogical parents of the Stepford Cuckoos

Granted, Wolverine gets so hot over how much it would bother Scott that he sleeps with them all. At the same time. Scott and Emma leave the Xmen since everyone else thinks its so damn funny.

I wish, when Magik comes back, she reminds every one that soulswords cut magical protection, and they go bring Kitty back.

[Justin K.]

Granted, Wolverine gets so hot over how much it would bother Scott that he sleeps with them all. At the same time. Scott and Emma leave the Xmen since everyone else thinks its so damn funny.

I wish, when Magik comes back, she reminds every one that soulswords cut magical protection, and they go bring Kitty back.

Granted, but the sword cures her racist problem (see her in the 80s; such a potty mouth) :rolleyes:

I wish Karma was used decently instead of having crap stories or just making small cameos or playing minor roles in stories. :redface:

[maigen]

Granted, but the sword cures her racist problem (see her in the 80s; such a potty mouth) :rolleyes:

I wish Karma was used decently instead of having crap stories or just making small cameos or playing minor roles in stories. :redface:

Granted. She stars in a major 10 issues arc that culminates with her weak, out of character demise for which she never returns and is never mentioned again in any of the X-books.

I wish MARVEL would adopt a "No TMI Word Balloon" Policy and force writers to be creative instead of just plopping down a Macbeth worthy, page long word bubble about (insert redundant subject matter here).

[Justin K.]

Granted. She stars in a major 10 issues arc that culminates with her weak, out of character demise for which she never returns and is never mentioned again in any of the X-books.

I wish MARVEL would adopt a "No TMI Word Balloon" Policy and force writers to be creative instead of just plopping down a Macbeth worthy, page long word bubble about (insert redundant subject matter here).

Granted, most of those Macbeth speeches come from Cyclops, people get annoyed by him, and he'ss made a d-list character :biggrin:

I wish Siryn and Deadpool reunited :smile:

[marvell2100]

Granted, most of those Macbeth speeches come from Cyclops, people get annoyed by him, and he'ss made a d-list character :biggrin:

I wish Siryn and Deadpool reunited :smile:

Granted but he can't get any nookie 'til the baby's born so he cheats on her with Emma.

I wish the X-Men would go into space to save Kitty, Havok, Polaris and the other X-Men.

[Justin K.]

Granted but he can't get any nookie 'til the baby's born so he cheats on her with Emma.

I wish the X-Men would go into space to save Kitty, Havok, Polaris and the other X-Men.

Granted, as long as Vulcan is killed and everyone forgets about him and Deathbird is put in character limbo.

I wish people would post on my Siryn thread :wink: (*hint hint*)

[marvell2100]

Granted, as long as Vulcan is killed and everyone forgets about him and Deathbird is put in character limbo.

I wish people would post on my Siryn thread :wink: (*hint hint*)

Granted but I'm going to post that I'm Siryns' biggest fan of all time.

I wish Marvel would fix the time stream so that no one can come back from the future any more. Especially any X-Men.

[Justin K.]

Granted but I'm going to post that I'm Siryns' biggest fan of all time.

I wish Marvel would fix the time stream so that no one can come back from the future any more. Especially any X-Men.

Granted, Cable is reduced to the infant age he's supposed to be at and Rachel doesn't exist, but if/when Jean returns, she sleeps with Wolverine and they spawn rachel in this timeline all over.

I wish the morlock healer came back only to realize he was immortal, where else could his healing powers come from? he may have burnt out at the time of his death, why not let M day be his comeback? He could heal those who were former mutants and their powers would return (if Illyana can, why not him?) and he'd be a new messiah as well. The healing touch heals more than just wounds :wink: ah, the possibilities

[marvell2100]

Granted, Cable is reduced to the infant age he's supposed to be at and Rachel doesn't exist, but if/when Jean returns, she sleeps with Wolverine and they spawn rachel in this timeline all over.

I wish the morlock healer came back only to realize he was immortal, where else could his healing powers come from? he may have burnt out at the time of his death, why not let M day be his comeback? He could heal those who were former mutants and their powers would return (if Illyana can, why not him?) and he'd be a new messiah as well. The healing touch heals more than just wounds :wink: ah, the possibilities

Granted but he get's everyone's powers screwed up and they wind up killing each other.

I wish they would bring back Classic X-Men.

[Justin K.]

Granted but he get's everyone's powers screwed up and they wind up killing each other.

I wish they would bring back Classic X-Men.

Granted, but they show more origins to minor characters that get less attention

I wish Chamber regained his old appearance and old powers like he had in generation X, only more control, like in Generation Next (AoA)

[sneggz]

Granted, but they show more origins to minor characters that get less attention

I wish Chamber regained his old appearance and old powers like he had in generation X, only more control, like in Generation Next (AoA)

Granted, and Apocalypse for once poses a credible threat. He gets rid of Jono's decibel crap, returns him to Chamber, and sets him us as the new horseman of Death.

I wish Wolverine would, for once, get a girlfriend who doesn't get murdered.

[marvell2100]

Granted, and Apocalypse for once poses a credible threat. He gets rid of Jono's decibel crap, returns him to Chamber, and sets him us as the new horseman of Death.

I wish Wolverine would, for once, get a girlfriend who doesn't get murdered.

Granted, but he starts dating Lady Deathstrike.

I wish Angel was broke and penniless.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but he starts dating Lady Deathstrike.

I wish Angel was broke and penniless.

Granted, but then an unknown sibling of Warren pops up to make Warren's life hell until a student is killed and Warren kills his sibling for getting a student killed and gets the money back from his unknown but evil sibling.

I wish Cordelia Frost came back, or made some kind of recent appearance, such a shame she was barely used. I wish they showed Cordelia's reaction to Adrienne's death too (even though that was a while ago) :rolleyes:

[eurazn]

Granted, but then an unknown sibling of Warren pops up to make Warren's life hell until a student is killed and Warren kills his sibling for getting a student killed and gets the money back from his unknown but evil sibling.

I wish Cordelia Frost came back, or made some kind of recent appearance, such a shame she was barely used. I wish they showed Cordelia's reaction to Adrienne's death too (even though that was a while ago) :rolleyes:

Granted, but Emma proceeds to kill her, too.

I wish Xavier would lead his own team of X-Men in opposition to Cyclops' team(s).

[marvell2100]

Granted, but Emma proceeds to kill her, too.

I wish Xavier would lead his own team of X-Men in opposition to Cyclops' team(s).

Granted but Xavier Creates his own version of X-Force with Bishop, Havok, Domino, Empath and Wildchild. They wind up killing Emma and all the other mutants sing, "Ding! Dong! The b!tch is dead! The b!tch is dead! The b!tch is dead! Ding! Dong! The wicked b!tch is dead!"

I wish that there were more mutants than humans.

[maigen]

Granted but Xavier Creates his own version of X-Force with Bishop, Havok, Domino, Empath and Wildchild. They wind up killing Emma and all the other mutants sing, "Ding! Dong! The b!tch is dead! The b!tch is dead! The b!tch is dead! Ding! Dong! The wicked b!tch is dead!"

I wish that there were more mutants than humans.

Granted, but as it goes, there is a massive nuclear fallout. All the humans die and only one mutant remains alive. We never find out who that is.

I wish Xavier would have removed the mind blocks from Scott's mind that keep him from seeing/feeling Emma's penis.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but as it goes, there is a massive nuclear fallout. All the humans die and only one mutant remains alive. We never find out who that is.

I wish Xavier would have removed the mind blocks from Scott's mind that keep him from seeing/feeling Emma's penis.

Granted but then Scott realizes that all this time he wanted to be a woman.

I wish Wolverine would get fed up with everyone and go on a global killing spree.

[eurazn]

Granted but then Scott realizes that all this time he wanted to be a woman.

I wish Wolverine would get fed up with everyone and go on a global killing spree.

Granted, but he starts on himself.

I wish the Messiah baby doesn't turn out to be Jean or anyone else related to the Summers/ Grey family.

[maigen]

Granted, but he starts on himself.

I wish the Messiah baby doesn't turn out to be Jean or anyone else related to the Summers/ Grey family.

Granted but after the big reveal MARVEL goes bankrupt. No more X-comics.

I wish Siryns baby would have multiple heads.

[Justin K.]

Granted but after the big reveal MARVEL goes bankrupt. No more X-comics.

I wish Siryns baby would have multiple heads.

Granted I guess, but they all do everything at the same time, one mind, three heads.

I wish Madrox lost the M tattoo

[sneggz]

Granted I guess, but they all do everything at the same time, one mind, three heads.

I wish Madrox lost the M tattoo

Granted, Elixir writes that part of his dna out. Layla comes back, refuses to believe it is Madrox-prime, so they never get married.

I wish Cable would fight someone else (in his new series) for once.

[Justin K.]

Granted, Elixir writes that part of his dna out. Layla comes back, refuses to believe it is Madrox-prime, so they never get married.

I wish Cable would fight someone else (in his new series) for once.

Granted, it's apocalypse and his new revised horsemen in an alternate future,

I wish they showed Emma Frost's family again (her parents, brother, and sister)

[marvell2100]

Granted, it's apocalypse and his new revised horsemen in an alternate future,

I wish they showed Emma Frost's family again (her parents, brother, and sister)

Granted but they all hate Scott and refuse to speak to her.

I wish Sunspot was kicked out of the Hellfire Club

[psycwave]

Granted but they all hate Scott and refuse to speak to her.

I wish Sunspot was kicked out of the Hellfire Club

Granted bbut they steal his fortune as well and he gets deported...again.

I wish Bedlam would return to the X-men or X-force.

[theNighteye]

Granted, but he returns with no powers at all so he is useless.

I wish Scott and Jean lived happily ever after with their 3 kids.

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[marvell2100]

Granted, but he returns with no powers at all so he is useless.

I wish Scott and Jean lived happily ever after with their 3 kids.

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Granted but Scott lives happily ever after with Emma and Jean lives happily ever after with everyone who is not Scott.

I wish Beak had the Phoenix power.

[The Thunderbird]

Granted but Scott lives happily ever after with Emma and Jean lives happily ever after with everyone who is not Scott.

I wish Beak had the Phoenix power.
Granted, but Beak becomes Dark Phoenix and kills everyone except Sentry, who rips his head off and proceeds to own the entire Phoenix Force in one panel.

I wish Cyclops during the 90's would get a premonition of what will happen in the present to himself, Jean, and Emma.

[psycwave]

Granted, but Beak becomes Dark Phoenix and kills everyone except Sentry, who rips his head off and proceeds to own the entire Phoenix Force in one panel.

I wish Cyclops during the 90's would get a premonition of what will happen in the present to himself, Jean, and Emma.

Granted, but he lets it all happen anyway.

I wish Psylocke and Nightcrawler hook-up

[marvell2100]

Granted, but Beak becomes Dark Phoenix and kills everyone except Sentry, who rips his head off and proceeds to own the entire Phoenix Force in one panel.

I wish Cyclops during the 90's would get a premonition of what will happen in the present to himself, Jean, and Emma.

Granted but he decides to start dating Colleen Wing again and they live happily ever after.

I wish Cyclops was a student of Magneto.

[The Thunderbird]

Granted but he decides to start dating Colleen Wing again and they live happily ever after.

I wish Cyclops was a student of Magneto.
Granted, but when Scott finds out about Magneto's nastier secrets and turns against him, Magneto just kills him, Darth Vader style.

I wish the X-Men beat the Imperial Guard in the Dark Phoenix saga (NOT because I want to save Jean, but rather I want to see Lilandra's reaction after she said that the X-Men cannot beat the Imperial Guard.)

[marvell2100]

Granted, but when Scott finds out about Magneto's nastier secrets and turns against him, Magneto just kills him, Darth Vader style.

I wish the X-Men beat the Imperial Guard in the Dark Phoenix saga (NOT because I want to save Jean, but rather I want to see Lilandra's reaction after she said that the X-Men cannot beat the Imperial Guard.)

Granted but then she just calls in the Proletarian Guard who mop up the floor with the X-Men.

I wish that Igor Kordey had never drawn the X-Men.

[Justin K.]

Granted but then she just calls in the Proletarian Guard who mop up the floor with the X-Men.

I wish that Igor Kordey had never drawn the X-Men.

Granted, kick Stroman out of X-factor (permanently) too :smile:

I wish Longshot's luck ran out... permanently... and for the last time too... :evilsmile:

[sneggz]

Granted, kick Stroman out of X-factor (permanently) too :smile:

I wish Longshot's luck ran out... permanently... and for the last time too... :evilsmile:

Granted, his luck runs out, after he gets all the impregnable xpositive girls knocked up.

I wish the Cuckoos kept their individual haircuts

[HopeLantern]

Granted, his luck runs out, after he gets all the impregnable xpositive girls knocked up.

I wish the Cuckoos kept their individual haircuts

Granted... now one is rocking an afro, another a mohawk, and the last one is wearing ponytails.

I wish for a fight between the Red Hulk and the entire X-Men roster just like in WWH: X-Men. This will be called World War Red Hulk: X-Men.

[Zombie Uatu]

Granted... now one is rocking an afro, another a mohawk, and the last one is wearing ponytails.

I wish for a fight between the Red Hulk and the entire X-Men roster just like in WWH: X-Men. This will be called World War Red Hulk: X-Men.

Granted, but written by Chuck Austen with art by Greg Land. Oh, and John Byrne as a story consultant just for the heck of it.

I wish the X-Men all had matching uniforms again.

[eurazn]

Granted, but written by Chuck Austen with art by Greg Land. Oh, and John Byrne as a story consultant just for the heck of it.

I wish the X-Men all had matching uniforms again.

Granted, but it's the White Queen's original Hellfire costume for both the X-Men and X-Women.

I wish Dazzler and Northstar would team up in the pages of Uncanny.

[maigen]

Granted, but it's the White Queen's original Hellfire costume for both the X-Men and X-Women.

I wish Dazzler and Northstar would team up in the pages of Uncanny.

Granted but they soon destroy one another in a catfight over some random mutant hottie.

I wish Mystique would be depowered midshapeshift. Her body would be one half her "normal" self one half someone else.

[marvell2100]

Granted but they soon destroy one another in a catfight over some random mutant hottie.

I wish Mystique would be depowered midshapeshift. Her body would be one half her "normal" self one half someone else.

Granted but her bottom half would be that of Fred J. Dukes aka Blob.

I wish the X-men would start a fifty state initiative like the Avengers.

[eurazn]

Granted but her bottom half would be that of Fred J. Dukes aka Blob.

I wish the X-men would start a fifty state initiative like the Avengers.

Granted, but Wolverine, Cyclops and Emma are on each and every team.

I wish a non-female non-Summers/Grey would inherit the Phoenix force.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but Wolverine, Cyclops and Emma are on each and every team.

I wish a non-female non-Summers/Grey would inherit the Phoenix force.

Granted but it goes to Stewie on "Family Guy" and yet he still can't seem to kill Lois with all that power.

I wish mutant powers came with a "money back" guarantee and an upgrade to "Windows Vista".

[eurazn]

Granted but it goes to Stewie on "Family Guy" and yet he still can't seem to kill Lois with all that power.

I wish mutant powers came with a "money back" guarantee and an upgrade to "Windows Vista".

Granted, but Marvel cosmic powers (a la Nova and Silver Surfer) come with a "buy one get one free" deal and a free IPOD. Mutant powers are crushed in the marketing war.

I wish another X-person who isn't crazy or bloodthirsty would join the Avengers.

[marvell2100]

Granted, but Marvel cosmic powers (a la Nova and Silver Surfer) come with a "buy one get one free" deal and a free IPOD. Mutant powers are crushed in the marketing war.

I wish another X-person who isn't crazy or bloodthirsty would join the Avengers.

Granted but it would be Nightcrawler who would make all the other Avengers crazy or bloodthirsty with the stench of his "bamf".

I wish mutants would appear on TV gameshows like "Jeopardy" or "Deal or no deal".

[Justin K.]

Granted but it would be Nightcrawler who would make all the other Avengers crazy or bloodthirsty with the stench of his "bamf".

I wish mutants would appear on TV gameshows like "Jeopardy" or "Deal or no deal".

Granted, they appear on MXC (most extreme elimination challenge!)

I wish any x-men (besides emma frost, she already has one) got a secondary mutation.

[carswell13]

Granted, they appear on MXC (most extreme elimination challenge!)

I wish any x-men (besides emma frost, she already has one) got a secondary mutation.

Done! But it's Gambit whom gets Madrox's power. And now he has the ability to be in EVERY Mutant book. And hell, he joins the Avengers also.

I wish Storm would go back to the 'hawk.

[sneggz]

Done! But it's Gambit whom gets Madrox's power. And now he has the ability to be in EVERY Mutant book. And hell, he joins the Avengers also.

I wish Storm would go back to the 'hawk.

Granted, but only after she goes psychob---- and kills TCharlie.

I wish Molly picked a fight with Hisako. Just for the hell of it.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but only after she goes psychob---- and kills TCharlie.

I wish Molly picked a fight with Hisako. Just for the hell of it.

Granted, Pixie joins in and it becomes a jailbait catfight :redface:

I wish the phoenix force took over a man's body instead of the summers/grey bloodline. Why not someone new well suited for it?

[sneggz]

Granted, Pixie joins in and it becomes a jailbait catfight :redface:

I wish the phoenix force took over a man's body instead of the summers/grey bloodline. Why not someone new well suited for it?

Granted, and thus Nate Grey is back! More timehopping paradoxial stories! DeusEx machina Nate for the win! :wink:

I wish the 616 saved Sage. Screw them Starjammers and bullet Kitty.

[protogarrett]

Granted, and thus Nate Grey is back! More timehopping paradoxial stories! DeusEx machina Nate for the win! :wink:

I wish the 616 saved Sage. Screw them Starjammers and bullet Kitty.

Granted, but she loses her powers somehow and joins the New Warriors.

I wish Stacy X and Chamber would get their original powers back and live long enough to join the X-Men and be useful.

[eurazn]

Granted, but she loses her powers somehow and joins the New Warriors.

I wish Stacy X and Chamber would get their original powers back and live long enough to join the X-Men and be useful.

Granted. They get their powers back at the age of 90, just in time to take out Magneto (who still hasn't aged, despite his Nazi-era origins). However, they die soon after from the stress on their bodies.

I wish there was an X-Men team headquartered in Asia.

[maigen]

Granted. They get their powers back at the age of 90, just in time to take out Magneto (who still hasn't aged, despite his Nazi-era origins). However, they die soon after from the stress on their bodies.

I wish there was an X-Men team headquartered in Asia.

Granted but it ends up only being Stacey X and Chamber sitting there waiting for their powers to return.

I wish Magneto would start doing male hair care ads.

[eurazn]

Granted but it ends up only being Stacey X and Chamber sitting there waiting for their powers to return.

Clever girl :tongue:

I wish Magneto would start doing male hair care ads.

Granted, but when Professor X proves to be the only prospective client, the company goes bankrupt.

I wish there was a Red King counterpart to the Red Queen. Because one BDSM villain just isn't enough ...

[protogarrett]

Clever girl :tongue:



Granted, but when Professor X proves to be the only prospective client, the company goes bankrupt.

I wish there was a Red King counterpart to the Red Queen. Because one BDSM villain just isn't enough ...

Granted, but it's Toad.

I wish the X-Men would check up on some of their old teammates in character limbo and demonstrate they actually give a shit about them.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but it's Toad.

I wish the X-Men would check up on some of their old teammates in character limbo and demonstrate they actually give a shit about them.

Granted, and they get their own X-book/X-team too (the limbo characters) :redface:

I wish Longshot wore his mullet up in a ponytail and grew a goatee/soul-patch and well, maybe changed his look for the better... (i think he'd look good with a goatee)

[eurazn]

Granted, and they get their own X-book/X-team too (the limbo characters) :redface:

I wish Longshot wore his mullet up in a ponytail and grew a goatee/soul-patch and well, maybe changed his look for the better... (i think he'd look good with a goatee)

Granted. He becomes Shatterstar, although "for the better" is questionable.

I wish the X-Men would finally realized they're totally out-powered by the X-Women.

[carswell13]

Granted. He becomes Shatterstar, although "for the better" is questionable.

I wish the X-Men would finally realized they're totally out-powered by the X-Women.

Done! But since he feels outpowered, Logan undergoes a sex change and becomes Loganna. And he/she STILL doesn't shave his/her back.

I wish Bobby would fully realize his powers and be a bad ass.

[sneggz]

Done! But since he feels outpowered, Logan undergoes a sex change and becomes Loganna. And he/she STILL doesn't shave his/her back.

I wish Bobby would fully realize his powers and be a bad ass.

Granted, but Marvel fires Mike Carey for changing Bobby to the badass he should have always been. C&C, Bruction, PAD, all unite and leave Marvel in protest. The new architechts of the X-books? Hudlin, Guggenheim, and Way.

I wish Daken and Laura spent some bonding brother/sisterishslashmommygenetically time.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but Marvel fires Mike Carey for changing Bobby to the badass he should have always been. C&C, Bruction, PAD, all unite and leave Marvel in protest. The new architechts of the X-books? Hudlin, Guggenheim, and Way.

I wish Daken and Laura spent some bonding brother/sisterishslashmommygenetically time.

Granted, no Wolverine

I wish Magda's fate was known :frown:

[RolandJP]

Granted, no Wolverine

I wish Magda's fate was known :frown:

Granted Magda lives in Oakland. Her mutant power is to mentioned but never seen.


I wish X-force was seen as a threat from Shield and the SHRA

[Justin K.]

Granted Magda lives in Oakland. Her mutant power is to mentioned but never seen.


I wish X-force was seen as a threat from Shield and the SHRA

Granted, Agent Hill gets killed (I hate that bitch) :evilsmile:

I wish the real Mister Sinister was alive and there's a showdown between miss sinister and mr sinister :evilsmile: (PS, Miss wins, mr sinister is so redundant and used up)

[RolandJP]

Granted, Agent Hill gets killed (I hate that bitch) :evilsmile:

I wish the real Mister Sinister was alive and there's a showdown between miss sinister and mr sinister :evilsmile: (PS, Miss wins, mr sinister is so redundant and used up)

not really a counter post, but a thumbs up! Me likey where your heads at

[marvell2100]

Granted, Agent Hill gets killed (I hate that bitch) :evilsmile:

I wish the real Mister Sinister was alive and there's a showdown between miss sinister and mr sinister :evilsmile: (PS, Miss wins, mr sinister is so redundant and used up)

Granted but instead of killing him, she falls madly in love with him and they get married and have kids, therefore giving him the child he desperately needs to insure his immortality.

I wish Apocalypse would just retire to an old folks home.

[protogarrett]

Granted but instead of killing him, she falls madly in love with him and they get married and have kids, therefore giving him the child he desperately needs to insure his immortality.

I wish Apocalypse would just retire to an old folks home.

Granted but he is succeeded by Chamber (or Decibel now), Spawn of Apocalypse. And becomes the new evil of the Age of Chamber.

I wish Northstar would get it on with another male X-Man already. Just convert someone at this point.

[HopeLantern]

Granted but he is succeeded by Chamber (or Decibel now), Spawn of Apocalypse. And becomes the new evil of the Age of Chamber.

I wish Northstar would get it on with another male X-Man already. Just convert someone at this point.

Granted... Hepzibah comes home just a little too early and catches Warpath using some of his X-Force on Northstar. She goes crazy and declares war on all mutants and humans.

I wish Forge and Black Panther get into a knockdown drag out fight after BP discovers Forge's secret stash of naughty Ororo pictures from years ago that Forge still keeps around for those "lonely nights".

[sneggz]

Granted... Hepzibah comes home just a little too early and catches Warpath using some of his X-Force on Northstar. She goes crazy and declares war on all mutants and humans.

I wish Forge and Black Panther get into a knockdown drag out fight after BP discovers Forge's secret stash of naughty Ororo pictures from years ago that Forge still keeps around for those "lonely nights".

Granted, all the fists flying get BP and Forge all hot and heavy. BP leaves Storm for Forge.

I wish Chewbacca joined XForce.

[marvell2100]

Granted, all the fists flying get BP and Forge all hot and heavy. BP leaves Storm for Forge.

I wish Chewbacca joined XForce.

Granted but he brings along the Ewoks and their cute, cuddly banter drives X-Force crazy and they proceed to go on a massive killing spree, killing good and bad mutants alike.

I wish Archie and Jughead would join the Young X-Men.

[sneggz]

Granted but he brings along the Ewoks and their cute, cuddly banter drives X-Force crazy and they proceed to go on a massive killing spree, killing good and bad mutants alike.

I wish Archie and Jughead would join the Young X-Men.

Granted. Jughead sits around all day eating Wolfcub Sammiches all day, and Archie manages to sleep with Emma. Scott gets pissed and kicks Emma out, who hooks up with Magneto and takes over... Antarctica.

I wish Batman was the person impersonating Cyclops in the first arc of Young XMen.

[HopeLantern]

Granted, all the fists flying get BP and Forge all hot and heavy. BP leaves Storm for Forge.

The funniest thing I've read all day! My wish just got pwned, metaphorically speaking.

[HopeLantern]

Granted. Jughead sits around all day eating Wolfcub Sammiches all day, and Archie manages to sleep with Emma. Scott gets pissed and kicks Emma out, who hooks up with Magneto and takes over... Antarctica.

I wish Batman was the person impersonating Cyclops in the first arc of Young XMen.

Granted... realizing the mysterious "Black Glove" is soon to strike, Batman is training the mutants to traverse dimensions and defend Gotham. Unfortunately, Joker also followed Batman to the MU, joins with the Carnage Symbiote and wipes out all heros, except for the Gibbon. He's our last hope, we're dead.

I wish that her true greatness and undefeated winning streak is finally recognized and that the next member called up to X-Force is... Squirrel Girl.

[marvell2100]

Granted... realizing the mysterious "Black Glove" is soon to strike, Batman is training the mutants to traverse dimensions and defend Gotham. Unfortunately, Joker also followed Batman to the MU, joins with the Carnage Symbiote and wipes out all heros, except for the Gibbon. He's our last hope, we're dead.

I wish that her true greatness and undefeated winning streak is finally recognized and that the next member called up to X-Force is... Squirrel Girl.

Granted but on her way to the hideout she gets run over...by a Geo.

I wish that the X-men start having human friends again like they used to. They even dated humans at one time.

[sneggz]

Granted but on her way to the hideout she gets run over...by a Geo.

I wish that the X-men start having human friends again like they used to. They even dated humans at one time.

Granted, but every human friend they get gets beaten up by the hellfire cult. Thus the humans evict the Xmen. They move to Mars, interbreed with Martians, then perform the first successful hostile takeover of the Earth. This pisses off Vulcan (of course they havent dealt with him buy then) since he wanted to do it. So he takes over the Earth from the Martian XMen.

Vulcan is now defender of the Earth!?:confused:

I wish Medusa left Black Bolt for Nezhno.


The funniest thing I've read all day! My wish just got pwned, metaphorically speaking.
Thanks!:cool:

[marvell2100]

Granted, but every human friend they get gets beaten up by the hellfire cult. Thus the humans evict the Xmen. They move to Mars, interbreed with Martians, then perform the first successful hostile takeover of the Earth. This pisses off Vulcan (of course they havent dealt with him buy then) since he wanted to do it. So he takes over the Earth from the Martian XMen.

Vulcan is now defender of the Earth!?:confused:

I wish Medusa left Black Bolt for Nezhno.



Thanks!:cool:

Granted but once BB finds out, he literally unleashes an earth shattering scream. So much for "no one can hear you scream in space."

I wish Stewie from "Family Guy" joined X-Force.

[sneggz]

I wish Stewie from "Family Guy" joined X-Force.

I dont want to corrupt your wish, I just have to say that I really want this to happen. Victory will be Stewies!

[marvell2100]

I dont want to corrupt your wish, I just have to say that I really want this to happen. Victory will be Stewies!

Lol, and I'm sure their first target will be Lois.

[sneggz]

Yeah, and they'd actually get the job done.

[marvell2100]

Yeah, and they'd actually get the job done.

Don't be too sure about that. Lois, Peter and Meg make a pretty good team. Chris would bail on them however.

[wolvie616]

Don't be too sure about that. Lois, Peter and Meg make a pretty good team. Chris would bail on them however.

WHAT THE DEUCE?!??!?!?!

[Justin K.]

I wish a Scarlet Witch in an alternate dimension (Earth 516, 234, etc.) brought back mutants by somehow being trained and raised by magneto to be powerful, and saying "more mutants" when humantity goes too far in their world :smile:

[sneggz]

I wish a Scarlet Witch in an alternate dimension (Earth 516, 234, etc.) brought back mutants by somehow being trained and raised by magneto to be powerful, and saying "more mutants" when humantity goes too far in their world :smile:

Granted, but instead of turning humans into mutants, as she intended, more mutants just pop out of nowhere. This leads to a population of 22 billion on her planet, which promptly suffers from overpopulation. The humans go through and kill all the mutants anyways.

I wish Blink came back to Exiles (not New Exiles, once CC leaves I mean)

[Zombie Uatu]

Granted, but instead of turning humans into mutants, as she intended, more mutants just pop out of nowhere. This leads to a population of 22 billion on her planet, which promptly suffers from overpopulation. The humans go through and kill all the mutants anyways.

I wish Blink came back to Exiles (not New Exiles, once CC leaves I mean)

Granted, but it's an alternate universe version of Blink, who's a trannie. She leaves pretty soon afterwards to join up with Storm and form a new team the likes of which has never been seen before: The Ex-Men.

I wish Joe Madueira was drawing the X-Men again, and was spontaneously and miraculously always on time.

[sneggz]

Granted, but it's an alternate universe version of Blink, who's a trannie. She leaves pretty soon afterwards to join up with Storm and form a new team the likes of which has never been seen before: The Ex-Men.

I wish Joe Madueira was drawing the X-Men again, and was spontaneously and miraculously always on time.

Granted. His miracle cure? Every other issue is as horrible to look at as Stroman, or a complete Land-job.

I wish Jean stays away until Emma and Scott are married.

[marvell2100]

Granted. His miracle cure? Every other issue is as horrible to look at as Stroman, or a complete Land-job.

I wish Jean stays away until Emma and Scott are married.

Granted but she doesn't care if they're married because she can do anything with the Phoenix Force. ANYthing.

I wish the Messiah baby would grow up to become Apocalypse in drag.

[RolandJP]

Granted but she doesn't care if they're married because she can do anything with the Phoenix Force. ANYthing.

I wish the Messiah baby would grow up to become Apocalypse in drag.

Granted but he looks like Ann Coulter or if its a she, Orlando Bloom


I wish Emma frost was the Sarah Palin of the Marvel U

[marvell2100]

Granted but he looks like Ann Coulter or if its a she, Orlando Bloom


I wish Emma frost was the Sarah Palin of the Marvel U

Granted and back to Alaska she goes with the Eskimos. And take Joe Six Pack with her.

I wish mutants started appearing from the past instead of the future.

[sneggz]

Granted and back to Alaska she goes with the Eskimos. And take Joe Six Pack with her.

I wish mutants started appearing from the past instead of the future.

Granted, Apocalypse brings 12 past versions of himself to the future to conquer the world. With worse artwork.

I wish Pixie follows Magiks footsteps and turns into the next Darkchylde.

[eurazn]

Granted, Apocalypse brings 12 past versions of himself to the future to conquer the world. With worse artwork.

I wish Pixie follows Magiks footsteps and turns into the next Darkchylde.

Granted, but they soon destroy Limbo and battle each other to the death over an argument that began over whose hooves were sexier and more goat-like.

I wish Valerie Cooper would have died from the Legacy Virus instead of Moira.

[Justin K.]

Granted, but they soon destroy Limbo and battle each other to the death over an argument that began over whose hooves were sexier and more goat-like.

I wish Valerie Cooper would have died from the Legacy Virus instead of Moira.

Granted, Moira and Dr. Kavita Rao and Beast become partners in Science

I wish Greg Land drew X-factor for a couple issues (beats stroman; after land, back to sook or raimondi), just to see what it's look like. Somehow, seeing him draw Jamie madrox and a dupe swarm will make me uneasy :rolleyes:

[sneggz]

Granted, Moira and Dr. Kavita Rao and Beast become partners in Science

I wish Greg Land drew X-factor for a couple issues (beats stroman; after land, back to sook or raimondi), just to see what it's look like. Somehow, seeing him draw Jamie madrox and a dupe swarm will make me uneasy :rolleyes:

Granted, as soon as Joe Q tells PAD that Land is drawing, PAD quits. CCtakes over XFactor.

I wish Rahne came back to XFactor

[Justin K.]

Granted, as soon as Joe Q tells PAD that Land is drawing, PAD quits. CCtakes over XFactor.

I wish Rahne came back to XFactor

Granted, she hooks up with Rictor only to realize Julio smells like Jamie's gay dupe and leaves him for Guido.

I wish Siryn and Monet had a few stories focus just on them, especially Monet and her past

[sneggz]

Granted, she hooks up with Rictor only to realize Julio smells like Jamie's gay dupe and leaves him for Guido.

I wish Siryn and Monet had a few stories focus just on them, especially Monet and her past

Granted, but we find out that they are really half sisters. Their daddy? Romulus.

I wish Hellion made an appearance in XForce.

[Zombie Uatu]

Granted, she hooks up with Rictor only to realize Julio smells like Jamie's gay dupe and leaves him for Guido.

I wish Siryn and Monet had a few stories focus just on them, especially Monet and her past

Granted. Emplate spontaneously reappears and recombines with Monet to form M-Plate. It turns out Hollow is actually a clone of M who's really the twins who're really clones of Emplate. In the end, Legion travels back in time and kills Banshee, thus meaning Siryn was never born. Factor Three take over the world.

I wish Morrison had never left NXM.

[marvell2100]

Granted. Emplate spontaneously reappears and recombines with Monet to form M-Plate. It turns out Hollow is actually a clone of M who's really the twins who're really clones of Emplate. In the end, Legion travels back in time and kills Banshee, thus meaning Siryn was never born. Factor Three take over the world.

I wish Morrison had never left NXM.

Granted but Igor Kordey stays with him.

I wish the X-men were all media darlings.

[psycwave]

Granted, but we find out that they are really half sisters. Their daddy? Romulus.

I wish Hellion made an appearance in XForce.

Granted, but he gets sprayed with trigger scent and Laura kills him.

I wish Bedlam and Empath would team up to start their own X-team.

[sneggz]

Granted, but he gets sprayed with trigger scent and Laura kills him.

I wish Bedlam and Empath would team up to start their own X-team.

Granted. Look for Marvel Zombies vol. 78687654757 in about 200 years.

I wish Bendis left the Avengers franchise and used his oh so magical abilities on the XBooks.

[Justin K.]

Granted. Emplate spontaneously reappears and recombines with Monet to form M-Plate. It turns out Hollow is actually a clone of M who's really the twins who're really clones of Emplate. In the end, Legion travels back in time and kills Banshee, thus meaning Siryn was never born. Factor Three take over the world.

Banshee killed and Siryn never born? You suck! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Granted. Look for Marvel Zombies vol. 78687654757 in about 200 years.

I wish Bendis left the Avengers franchise and used his oh so magical abilities on the XBooks.

Granted, the guys who did the art and inks for house of M does the art too

I wish Vincente came back

[sneggz]

Banshee killed and Siryn never born? You suck! :mad: :mad: :mad:



Granted, the guys who did the art and inks for house of M does the art too

I wish Vincente came back

Granted. Jubilee has a mental breakdown, exhumes his body, and gives him that weird tech the new warriors have. She drags him around on missions and speaks with him too.

I wish the Cuckoos backstabbed Emma and seduced Cyclops.

[Justin K.]

Granted. Jubilee has a mental breakdown, exhumes his body, and gives him that weird tech the new warriors have. She drags him around on missions and speaks with him too.

I wish the Cuckoos backstabbed Emma and seduced Cyclops.

Granted, Scott runs off to Logan (♥)

I wish There were more children of the vault, new ones! Most of them are dead, minus Perro and Serafina, why not include more? Have them comeback! :biggrin:

[sneggz]

Granted, Scott runs off to Logan (♥)

I wish There were more children of the vault, new ones! Most of them are dead, minus Perro and Serafina, why not include more? Have them comeback! :biggrin:
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Granted, but they get their asses handed to them by the YXM. Santo kills Serafina and Cannonball runs off in grief.

I wish Hepzibah went back to space.

[Justin K.]

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll44/naymid/cov.jpg

Granted, but they get their asses handed to them by the YXM. Santo kills Serafina and Cannonball runs off in grief.

I wish Hepzibah went back to space.

Granted, Raza is now stranded on Earth and becomes Pixie's lover

I wish the morlocks saved the mutant race

[The Thunderbird]

Granted, Raza is now stranded on Earth and becomes Pixie's lover

I wish the morlocks saved the mutant race
Granted, but Masque disfigures them all in the process.

I wish that the Living Tribunal would fight an alternate reality Dark Phoenix.

[eurazn]

Granted, but Masque disfigures them all in the process.

I wish that the Living Tribunal would fight an alternate reality Dark Phoenix.

Granted. However, the Living Tribunal subjugates the Dark Phoenix and compels it to become its fourth face: Judgment. The dark nature of the Phoenix soon overwhelms the Tribunal who then returns to Earth with his other three faces, one of which (Galactus) devours the planet before the Phoenix consumes the Sun, destroying the entire solar system.

I wish the entity passing judgment on those who passed through the Siege Perilous would be revealed.