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The Lucky One
09-12-2007, 11:32 AM
I can't really go into more detail without violating forum rules (and if you chime in, keep it classy), but anyone who read this week's X-Factor, specifically the comments of one Henry "Hank" McCoy, will know what I'm referring to.

So... Scott? Or Jamie?

-D

frog
09-12-2007, 11:34 AM
Ha! Not even going there. :D

However, if Jamie was to multiply would that count?

Nyssane
09-12-2007, 11:35 AM
I didn't read it yet, but Madrox will always > Cyclops.

Omega Alpha
09-12-2007, 11:35 AM
I really don't wanna know.

Victorious
09-12-2007, 11:35 AM
i just read it, and Madrox will always > Cyclops.

Sentinel K
09-12-2007, 11:36 AM
Don't make me choose!

These 2 are my 2 favourate X -Characters.

The both rock my bollocks.

I haven't read the issue though, yet so i don't know what you're referring to.

frog
09-12-2007, 11:37 AM
Don't make me choose!

These 2 are my 2 favourate X -Characters.

The both rock my bollocks.


You don't have to choose between them.

Well, not all of them.

Rahul
09-12-2007, 11:39 AM
What the hell are you talking about?




(I've yet to pick up X-Factor...)

Hi-Fi
09-12-2007, 11:39 AM
Don't make me choose!

These 2 are my 2 favourate X -Characters.

The both rock my bollocks.

I haven't read the issue though, yet so i don't know what you're referring to.
The size of their penises.

frog
09-12-2007, 11:40 AM
What the hell are you talking about?




(I've yet to pick up X-Factor...)

Go down to the X-Factor preview and you'll understand. That was a LOL moment.

Brian M.
09-12-2007, 11:41 AM
Lets look at it this way...do girls really dig Scott's personality...or is ole' One Eye's one eye the reason the ladies flock to him?

Scott, all the way.

Sentinel K
09-12-2007, 11:42 AM
The size of their penises.

Oh.

*thinks*

Scott's is bigger but Madrox is more proficient with what he's got.

The Lucky One
09-12-2007, 11:44 AM
However, if Jamie was to multiply would that count?

Nope! Solo Madrox only.

i just read it, and Madrox will always > Cyclops.

I don't know, though- Jean keeps coming back from the dead for something...

-D

Faded
09-12-2007, 11:48 AM
I imagine Cyclops' being a red, nubbish looking thing with nasty, single little hairs randomly located around the area (like I heard Justin Timberlake's looked like).

Madrox I imagine packing, at the very least an average size. Plus, some of his dupes I imagine would use one of those suction pump things to elongate it further.

My imagination is kinda dirty. :o

frog
09-12-2007, 11:50 AM
I imagine Cyclops' being a red, nubbish looking thing with nasty, single little hairs randomly located around the area (like I heard Justin Timberlake's looked like).

Madrox I imagine packing, at the very least an average size. Plus, some of his dupes I imagine would use one of those suction pump things to elongate it further.

My imagination is kinda dirty. :o

TMITMITMITMITMI :eek:

jarrod
09-12-2007, 11:51 AM
I'd totally let Jamie DP me. Then I'd take a dump on Scott's chest.

Sentinel K
09-12-2007, 11:52 AM
TMITMITMITMITMI :eek:

http://pics.soohrt.org/misc/timmy.jpg

Nyssane
09-12-2007, 11:53 AM
Cyclops seems like he'd have a long, skinny one.

While Madrox would be more average in length, but thicker.

HAW HAW.

The Lucky One
09-12-2007, 11:57 AM
My imagination is kinda dirty. :o

.....you need a boyfriend, Faded. :eek:

Or a better boyfriend.

-D

Brian M.
09-12-2007, 12:31 PM
.....you need a boyfriend, Faded. :eek:

Or a better boyfriend.

-D

Don't blame Hi-Fi, he's Brazilian. Not his fault.

Mikl C
09-12-2007, 12:34 PM
I think Cyclops has a short but thick penis.
Madrox has a nicer shaped one in my mind.
LOL. Madrox.

Faded
09-12-2007, 12:38 PM
Cyclops seems like he'd have a long, skinny one.

While Madrox would be more average in length, but thicker.

HAW HAW.

I definitely thought thick, definitely. The kind for smacking faces with.

.....you need a boyfriend, Faded. :eek:

Or a better boyfriend.

-D

Oh that just makes it worst.

I think Cyclops has a short but thick penis.
Madrox has a nicer shaped one in my mind.
LOL. Madrox.

With a curve.

Bigmike
09-12-2007, 12:44 PM
Lets look at it this way...do girls really dig Scott's personality...or is ole' One Eye's one eye the reason the ladies flock to him?

Scott, all the way.

We have a Winner.

Divalykeprincess
09-12-2007, 12:55 PM
With a curve.....LOL!! Honestly, after thinking about it, I'm taking Cyclops. Granted, I think Madrox is awesome,(He did get Monet and Theresa, and Layla said they're supposed to be together in the future, or something). Cyclops, on the other hand, got Emma, (the glamorous,divalicious bitch of ALL bitches) to show actual emotion. (I.E. loving him with all her predator's heart, etc.) And as another poster said, Jean keeps coming back from the dead for "something". (Not to mention now matter how strong her attraction to Logan was, and vice versa, didn't stray from Cyclops, save a few kisses here and there).



The Diva

Nyssane
09-12-2007, 12:55 PM
I think Cyclops has a short but thick penis.
Madrox has a nicer shaped one in my mind.
LOL. Madrox.

No, Cyclops is too slim to have a thick penis. It would be thin like his body.

I definitely thought thick, definitely. The kind for smacking faces with.

Or shoving down throats. I think he needs to meet Anaconda. Him having sex with Anaconda would be the equivolent of me boning him.

jarrod
09-12-2007, 01:13 PM
Cyclops, on the other hand, got Emma, (the glamorous,divalicious bitch of ALL bitches) to show actual emotion.
Tranny surprise!


No, Cyclops is too slim to have a thick penis. It would be thin like his body.
Depends on anscentry. Those skinny mediterranean catholic boys can really choke a bitch.

Scott def seems like the sharp jab type tho...

Mikl C
09-12-2007, 01:17 PM
Nah skinny guys have thick/stubby cocks. A skinny penis on a skinny guy would look so odd.

Nyssane
09-12-2007, 01:18 PM
Nah skinny guys have thick/stubby cocks. A skinny penis on a skinny guy would look so odd.

No, it would look NORMAL. How many TWINKS do you know that have big penises over 6"? NONE!

Faded
09-12-2007, 01:20 PM
Nah skinny guys have thick/stubby cocks. A skinny penis on a skinny guy would look so odd.

Yeah, that's more likely. A lot of dudes with a lot of muscle usually have skinny ones. Scott really hasn't been that slim lately anyway, so I still see the stubby red thing going on.

LOL what a debate.

Mikl C
09-12-2007, 01:21 PM
Ok we need to take a survey. Nyssane being a HUGE FRIGID VIRGIN!!! has no say.
LOL
Chris has most say, being a slut.

Nyssane
09-12-2007, 01:23 PM
Yeah, that's more likely. A lot of dudes with a lot of muscel usually have skinny ones (though I know some skinny guys with skinny ones too -- I don't think build really matters). Scott really hasn't been that slim lately anyway, so I still see the stubby red thing going on.

NO! This is Scott's:

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And those are real life scalings.

Nyssane
09-12-2007, 01:23 PM
Gasp! It didn't work, FOILED!!! But you can at least see the LENGTH.

Faded
09-12-2007, 01:24 PM
I can't pick a stance, but I still think Scott pleases the women with released inner aggression then an ability to reach very deep.

Mikl C
09-12-2007, 01:26 PM
Girls only care about thickness anyway.
Scott would be an awful lay if he had a skinny one. Especially with Emma"gapingvagina"Frost.

jarrod
09-12-2007, 01:58 PM
No, it would look NORMAL. How many TWINKS do you know that have big penises over 6"? NONE!
Um... me (barely) and my bf (by a solid 2 inches). And we're both under 5'8" and 130 lbs. :D

Brian M.
09-12-2007, 02:05 PM
What are you a fucking tripod?

You people disgust me. Cyclops wins easily. Why do you think everyone calls him a big prick?

Divalykeprincess
09-12-2007, 02:05 PM
I know, in the comic, Beast was making a joke of sorts. Just remember ladies and gents, it's not the size that counts, but how you use it!


(Cause I've had big ones that couldn't do shit, and smaller ones that have rocked my world!)

Petes Pants
09-12-2007, 02:08 PM
I vote for Rictor.

jarrod
09-12-2007, 02:12 PM
Cyclops wins easily. Why do you think everyone calls him a big prick?
I thought that referred to the ginourmos stick up him rectum. Or Emma's finger.



The pants are right though, Ric shames 'em both. Or better yet quadpod Kurt. :D

Deus ex Chris
09-12-2007, 02:19 PM
Ok we need to take a survey. Nyssane being a HUGE FRIGID VIRGIN!!! has no say.
LOL
Chris has most say, being a slut.
What the devil?!?

I can imagine Scott's being pretty big. I've slept with several tall, slender guys who had excessive length and girth.

I can't believe discussion has degenerated this much. The Lucky One should be banned for this deviant thread!

Brian M.
09-12-2007, 02:34 PM
What the devil?!?

I can imagine Scott's being pretty big. I've slept with several tall, slender guys who had excessive length and girth.

I can't believe discussion has degenerated this much. The Lucy One should be banned for this deviant thread!

Please you know he's reading this dressed up as Madrox while his wife is dressed up as Cyclops.

The Lucky One
09-12-2007, 03:14 PM
I can't believe discussion has degenerated this much. The Lucy One should be banned for this deviant thread!

In fairness, I did request that everyone keep it classy. A naive request, maybe, given the venue, but I was perfectly discreet in my tongue-in-cheekiness. Not a hint of naughty language or candor to be found.

-D

jarrod
09-12-2007, 03:26 PM
I'll take a dump on your chest too.

<3 <3

Deus ex Chris
09-12-2007, 05:10 PM
In fairness, I did request that everyone keep it classy. A naive request, maybe, given the venue, but I was perfectly discreet in my tongue-in-cheekiness. Not a hint of naughty language or candor to be found.

-D
I am so embarrassed! I called you Lucy.

mike627
09-12-2007, 05:50 PM
Jaimie is right,Scott's a dick.:cool:

Greg Anderson
09-12-2007, 05:51 PM
I imagine Cyclops' being a red, nubbish looking thing with nasty, single little hairs randomly located around the area (like I heard Justin Timberlake's looked like).

Madrox I imagine packing, at the very least an average size. Plus, some of his dupes I imagine would use one of those suction pump things to elongate it further.

My imagination is kinda dirty. :o

Wow, Faded, just... wow.

But yeah, anyways, that was certainly the best line in the book, had me cracking as it sounds like something one of my friends would say.

Omega Alpha
09-12-2007, 08:35 PM
Don't blame Hi-Fi, he's Brazilian. Not his fault.

Hey, i heard that!:mad:

Deus ex Chris
09-12-2007, 08:41 PM
Hey, i head that!:mad:
You head Hi-Fi?

Flâneur
09-12-2007, 08:46 PM
Um... me (barely) and my bf (by a solid 2 inches). And we're both under 5'8" and 130 lbs. :D
ORLY?? Pics kthx.

Omega Alpha
09-12-2007, 08:49 PM
[QUOTE=Deus ex Chris;5461468]You head Hi-Fi?[/QUOTE

heaRd is the correct word.

Deus ex Chris
09-12-2007, 09:04 PM
heaRd is the correct word.
Too late! I caught your Freudian slip.

_Jayme_
09-12-2007, 09:12 PM
Well Emma is with Scott for a reason..and you know it's not cause he's got a good personality. :p

Greg Anderson
09-12-2007, 09:18 PM
Too late! I caught your Freudian slip.

Heh heh, I was gonna joke about it myself but I restrained. :D

ibrakeforchinwe
09-12-2007, 09:39 PM
Cyclops=size, Madrox=quantity.

EmmaFrost
09-12-2007, 11:08 PM
Cyclops always.

EmmaFrost
09-12-2007, 11:13 PM
I mean...Cyclops must be good at sex. He has Emma Frost for God's sake!

gravling
09-13-2007, 05:00 AM
i almost wanna ask 'is that a real qustion?'

cyclops still kind of remains the same whiney boy-scout he's always been, but madrox, especially since the x-factor re-jigging and his marvel knights mini, is just funny, neurotic, smart and one of the best characters ever. just a great anti-hero.

frog
09-13-2007, 05:44 AM
i almost wanna ask 'is that a real qustion?'

cyclops still kind of remains the same whiney boy-scout he's always been, but madrox, especially since the x-factor re-jigging and his marvel knights mini, is just funny, neurotic, smart and one of the best characters ever. just a great anti-hero.

This isn't a personality competition, it's a manhood competition. ;)

f4faith
09-13-2007, 07:27 AM
This isn't a personality competition, it's a manhood competition. ;)

Yes and one has nothing to do with the other. ;) I would just like to note that Emma hooked up with Scott first and foremost using psychic sex not the real thing and it seems that was a lot of what the mental link between him and Jean was about. Frankly I've always been of the impression that Scott always ends up with telepaths because of all the empty space in his head for them to play with not because of anything physical.

Personally I'd take Hank over either one of them. ;)

LordAllMighty
09-13-2007, 10:55 AM
Personally I'd take Hank over either one of them. ;)

Well, you know what they say about big feet and hands.

I can’t believe I’m about to write this but…

Hank = 10
Scott = 8 ½
Jamie = 8
Bobby = 7
Bishop = 9
Archangel = 7 ½
Peter = 10
Logan = 7 to 8
Alex = 8
Guido = 6
Sam = 8 ½
Remy = 9
Kurt = 7, 6 (IIRC, he has two)
Sean = 7
Erik = 8
Longshot = 8
Forge = 7
Jean-Paul = 8
James = 7
Roberto = 8
Julio = 7
Scatterstar = 8
Mystique = Variable

End of Sausage Feast.:p

Nyssane
09-13-2007, 10:57 AM
Well, you know what they say about big feet and hands.

I can’t believe I’m about to write this but…

Hank 10”
Scott 8 ½
Jamie 8
Bobby 7
Bishop 9
Archangel 7 ½
Peter 10
Logan 7 to 8
Alex 8
Guido 6
Sam 8 ½
Remy 9
Kurt 7, 6 (IIRC, he has two)
Sean 7
Erik 8
Longshot 8
Forge 7
Jean-Paul 8
James 7
Roberto 8
Julio 7
Scatterstar 8
Mystique Variable

End of Sausage Feast.:p

UMM... you realize 6 inches is the AVERAGE. There's no way all of them have huge dongs. If anything, some of them should have tiny 4 inchers and mediocre 5 inchers.

jarrod
09-13-2007, 11:12 AM
I'll just do the MX leads...

Scott = 5.5
Warren = 6
Kurt = 6.5
Jamie = 6
Peter = 7.5
Xaiver = 6.5
Logan = 7
Ororo = 14

LordAllMighty
09-13-2007, 11:13 AM
UMM... you realize 6 inches is the AVERAGE. There's no way all of them have huge dongs. If anything, some of them should have tiny 4 inchers and mediocre 5 inchers.

Nope, their mutant genes should give them above average sizes.

Sadly, poor Guido's mutation only seems to work on his upper body.:(

Ororo = 14

Strap-on don't count.:p

jarrod
09-13-2007, 11:20 AM
Strap-on don't count.:p
Before she was the Queen of Wakanda, she was the Queen of Tucking...

The Lucky One
09-13-2007, 11:24 AM
Kurt = 7, 6 (IIRC, he has two)

Nothing Chuck Austen has said will ever be canon.

-D

Brian M.
09-13-2007, 11:28 AM
I'm not really curious...but I have to know...how the hell did you come up w/ those numbers? What kind of imperical evidence do you have that can possible support that? Just random fantasies late at night?

Nyssane
09-13-2007, 11:29 AM
I think it would be:

Scott - 7 inches, but thin
Logan - 8 inches
Warren - 6 inches
Bobby - 6 inches
Hank - 7 inches
Remy - 6 inches
Xavier - 5 inches
Peter - 8 inches
Jamie - 6 inches
Kurt - 6 inches
Alex - 5 inches
Jean-Paul - 6 inches
Sean - 7 inches
Erik - 6 inches
Harlan - 6 inches
Sven - 7 inches (because we know he's the dominant twin)
Shinobi - 8 inches
Bishop - 9 inches (cuz he's black... mm.)
Julio - 6 inches
Clement - 6 inches

Nyssane
09-13-2007, 11:30 AM
I'm not really curious...but I have to know...how the hell did you come up w/ those numbers? What kind of imperical evidence do you have that can possible support that? Just random fantasies late at night?

You can tell just by looking at a person, usually. For instance, you have a four inch weiner. See? WORKS EVERY TIME.

Gene M.
09-13-2007, 11:30 AM
I think it would be:

Scott - 7 inches, but thin
Logan - 8 inches
Warren - 6 inches
Bobby - 6 inches
Hank - 7 inches
Remy - 6 inches
Xavier - 5 inches
Peter - 8 inches
Jamie - 6 inches
Kurt - 6 inches
Alex - 5 inches
Jean-Paul - 6 inches
Sean - 7 inches
Erik - 6 inches
Harlan - 6 inches
Sven - 7 inches (because we know he's the dominant twin)
Shinobi - 8 inches
Bishop - 9 inches (cuz he's black... mm.)
Julio - 6 inches
Clement - 6 inches
You forgot Anaconda.

The Lucky One
09-13-2007, 11:32 AM
You forgot Anaconda.

Rulers only measure so far, Gene.

-D

Nyssane
09-13-2007, 11:32 AM
Yeah, but Anaconda still gets more vag than both of you combined.

Brian M.
09-13-2007, 11:34 AM
You can tell just by looking at a person, usually. For instance, you have a four inch weiner. See? WORKS EVERY TIME.

Well you did tell me I was nothing special one time, so you must be correct.

Nyssane
09-13-2007, 11:38 AM
Well you did tell me I was nothing special one time, so you must be correct.

Aww, you are something special. You like Anaconda, and that makes up for any sexual inadequacies.

The Lucky One
09-13-2007, 11:45 AM
Yeah, but Anaconda still gets more vag than both of you combined.

True, but I'm married. That's how it's supposed to work.

-D

Brian M.
09-13-2007, 12:04 PM
True, but I'm married. That's how it's supposed to work.

-D

Al Bundy: But I don't wanna have sex with you Peg, your my wife.

LordAllMighty
09-13-2007, 12:44 PM
Before she was the Queen of Wakanda, she was the Queen of Tucking...

LOL...dang it, now I see it.:(

Nothing Chuck Austen has said will ever be canon.

-D

From your lips to God's ears

Brian M.
09-13-2007, 12:53 PM
LOL...dang it, now I see it.:(





That's what BP said on his wedding night.

Diablito
09-13-2007, 02:43 PM
Madrox is me fave!

Alphaxman
09-13-2007, 04:02 PM
This tread is the best. It’s having me crying. But in all seriousness, Scott would come out on top. I don’t care how boring he may be Emma is there for a reason. And Jean always picks Scott of Logan. I’ll give him an 81/2. But I would rather take Jamie any night of the week. Just image a he has learned from his other dupes. He most likely sent out 50 dupes for years just to build up experiences.

Alex A Sanchez
09-13-2007, 05:49 PM
Oh.

*thinks*

Scott's is bigger but Madrox is more proficient with what he's got.

Jamie gave Monet multiple orgasms- I imagine that he's working with some pretty big tools there.

Omega Alpha
09-13-2007, 06:33 PM
Jamie gave Monet multiple orgasms- I imagine that he's working with some pretty big tools there.

Actually, it was the dupe that did Monet. It's debatable if Jamie himselt is that competent.

Faded
09-13-2007, 07:05 PM
LOL what a thread!

Hank - N/A
Scott - 3
Jamie - 8
Bobby - 4
Bishop - 9
Archangel - 5
Peter - 2
Logan - 6
Alex - 4
Guido - 3
Sam - 6
Remy - 4
Kurt - 6
Erik - 7
Forge - 8
Jean-Paul - 6
James - 7
Roberto - 8
Julio - 7
Hi-Fi 20+

Hi-Fi
09-13-2007, 08:23 PM
Hi-Fi 20+
Damn right!!

*falls down*

LordAllMighty
09-13-2007, 10:39 PM
Actually, it was the dupe that did Monet. It's debatable if Jamie himselt is that competent.

Once the dupe returns he would be.;)

Greg Anderson
09-13-2007, 10:44 PM
Jamie gave Monet multiple orgasms- I imagine that he's working with some pretty big tools there.

I don't think its that necessary to have a big tools to cause multiple orgasms.

Mikl C
09-14-2007, 03:12 AM
Hank - N/A
Scott - 5
Jamie - 8
Bobby - 5, skinny.
Bishop - 9 duh. He's black.
Archangel - 7- He's a dick with a nice dick.
Peter - Colossus peter? Jeez. 7.
Logan - 5.5. Hairy.
Alex - 6.5
Guido - 3 LOL agreed!
Sam - 6
Remy - 6 and skinny and tastes weird. French speaking people always taste weird.
Kurt - 7 and bendy
Erik - 5
Forge - 8
Jean-Paul - 6 because he's a bottom
James - 8
Roberto - 8
Julio - 6
Hi-Fi 19- :p

Papa Moai
09-14-2007, 06:09 AM
Once the dupe returns he would be.;)I thought that dupe was the embodiment of Jamie's sexual side. So, the normal Madrox will never be quite the sex-machine that dupe was.

I can't believe I actually posted on this tread. I need a life. I really, really need a life. :D

Alex A Sanchez
09-14-2007, 04:33 PM
LOL what a thread!

Hank - N/A
Scott - 3
Jamie - 8
Bobby - 4
Bishop - 9
Archangel - 5
Peter - 2
Logan - 6
Alex - 4
Guido - 8.5
Sam - 6
Remy - 4
Kurt - 6
Erik - 7
Forge - 8
Jean-Paul - 6
James - 7
Roberto - 8
Julio - 7
Hi-Fi 20+

Fixed. The guy's Italian and he dates movie stars and intergallactic rock stars! They sure as hell aren't with him for his looks, so they guy must be getting his confidence from somewhere.


I don't think its that necessary to have a big tools to cause multiple orgasms.

Well that's how I do it ;) I guess others have their own methods.

Faded
09-14-2007, 04:49 PM
Fixed. The guy's Italian and he dates movie stars and intergallactic rock stars! They sure as hell aren't with him for his looks, so they guy must be getting his confidence from somewhere.

Maybe its from his big truck or bulging biceps?

Alex A Sanchez
09-14-2007, 05:52 PM
Maybe its from his big truck

LOL (literally). "Macho" trucks are annoying.

The Lucky One
09-14-2007, 10:53 PM
Logan - 8 inches

Given what Logan said in this week's New Avengers (where the Hood shot it off), I'm gonna say no. Otherwise he wouldn't be hoping that it'd grow back bigger. ;)

-D

Deus ex Chris
09-15-2007, 12:50 PM
Given what Logan said in this week's New Avengers (where the Hood shot it off), I'm gonna say no. Otherwise he wouldn't be hoping that it'd grow back bigger. ;)

-D
Please. He's a straight man.

jarrod
09-17-2007, 08:26 AM
Given what Logan said in this week's New Avengers (where the Hood shot it off), I'm gonna say no. Otherwise he wouldn't be hoping that it'd grow back bigger. ;)

-D
Have we already forgot that annual where Kitty and Jubes were fixed on Logan's ginourmous memeber in the Blackbird? :D


Please. He's a straight man.
"any port in the storm"

The Lucky One
09-17-2007, 09:52 AM
Have we already forgot that annual where Kitty and Jubes were fixed on Logan's ginourmous memeber in the Blackbird? :D

Heh. I always interpreted it as them being startled by the sheer fact that he was naked -- and had no problem strutting around so in front of his surrogate daughters -- but fair enough. Still, I'm not sure I'd treat either of them as reliable character witnesses in terms of having much to compare to. Jubilee has... never had a long-term boyfriend, and Kitty at the time had exactly one: Pete Wisdom.

So really, it's more a reason to giggle at Wisdom than to be impressed by Logan.

-D

Hi-Fi
09-17-2007, 11:28 AM
Oh, you're just JEALOUS of Wolverine, Drew. Because he has a bigger penis than you!!!

Brian M.
09-17-2007, 12:44 PM
Wolverine is a freaking tripod.

The Lucky One
09-17-2007, 12:48 PM
Well, we can't all be Hi-Fi, after all. Just because you make Jon Holmes feel inadequate, Hi, don't make fun of the rest of us.

Besides, Wolverine bagged Mystique in the form of Jean Grey; you're damn right I'd be jealous. If they weren't, you know... fictional.

-D

Alex A Sanchez
09-17-2007, 03:45 PM
Have we already forgot that annual where Kitty and Jubes were fixed on Logan's ginourmous memeber in the Blackbird? :D



"any port in the storm"

Its cuz they were KIDS- they were impressed just to see one, they probably weren't even yet aware that they come in different sizes.

Besides, we're forgetting about growth factor- limpage is very deceptive. And I hope that Logan was limp.

Volk1
09-17-2007, 03:49 PM
Oh, you're just JEALOUS of Wolverine, Drew. Because he has a bigger penis than you!!!

ZING! lol.


Besides, we're forgetting about growth factor- limpage is very deceptive. And I hope that Logan was limp. LOL I HATE limpage.

Thank God I have a massive attack in my pants. :)




Puck's > Logan's

Brett P
09-17-2007, 06:03 PM
Besides, we're forgetting about growth factor- limpage is very deceptive. And I hope that Logan was limp.

LOL!!

This thread is one of the most hilariously demented things I've ever read on here...:D

btw, I say Madrox

Optic Rage!
09-18-2007, 05:53 AM
**Walks in**

Now i understand why there are so many dazzler fans on this fourm....

Also, dosent matter who's is bigger, i mean Scott has managed to keep Emma's black hole satisfied so he must be doing something right.

Alex A Sanchez
09-20-2007, 04:13 PM
Also, dosent matter who's is bigger, i mean Scott has managed to keep Emma's black hole satisfied so he must be doing something right.

And Jamie satisfied the hell outta the untouchable Monet- so who's more of a victory- the student or the teacher?

dazzler_slave
09-20-2007, 04:28 PM
Hahaha, this thread is like an offshoot of X-Cres! I love it!

Mitsaso
09-21-2007, 08:13 PM
It's about time I posted my opinion on this (had no connection for 10 bloody days!)

Hank 9 - long, slim cat-like thing
Scott 7 ½
Jamie 8
Bobby 10 - he can make it as big as he wants to when icing and de-icing up!
Bishop 6
Archangel 5 ½ but real pretty and with a blonde bush
Peter 9 ½
Logan 9 - but all that hair make it look smaller
Alex 6
Guido 4 ½
Sam 5 ½
Remy 8
Kurt 7
Sean 5
Erik 3 (why do you think he hates the world so much?)
Longshot 8 (the only thing that redeem's Ali's choice)
Forge 6
Jean-Paul 5 ½ (doesn't matter cuz he's a total bottom!)
James 6
Roberto 8
Julio 7
Scatterstar 8
Xavier 5 (but the Shi'Ar have bird-like pee-pees so it looked huge to Lilandra!)
Rockslide 9 (and extractable!)
Elixir 5 (but has the golden color novelty value!)
Hellion 7
Anole 11 (it used to be only 4 but he cut it off and a monster grew back in it's place!)
Vulcan 3 (well, ONE part of him is still like a young boy's!)

DarthCyclopsRLZ
09-21-2007, 10:37 PM
And Jamie satisfied the hell outta the untouchable Monet- so who's more of a victory- the student or the teacher?

Teacher. All the freakin way.

Phil Hunn
09-22-2007, 04:37 AM
Before Morrison poisoned my opinion of the guy, I'd have said Cyclops.

Now? Madrox all the way, baby.

sabongero
09-22-2007, 11:50 AM
Before Morrison poisoned my opinion of the guy, I'd have said Cyclops.

Now? Madrox all the way, baby.

How did Grant poison the character of Cyclops ? It seems a lot of people like his run on the then New X-Men.

DarthCyclopsRLZ
09-22-2007, 12:07 PM
How did Grant poison the character of Cyclops ? It seems a lot of people like his run on the then New X-Men.

Well, some can easily argue that:

1 - Grant brought EMO Cyke back with a freakin vengeance
2 - Grant made him kind of a scumbag
3 - Grant didn't even finish his "I'll stop playing nice" story arc.

sabongero
09-22-2007, 12:19 PM
Well, some can easily argue that:

1 - Grant brought EMO Cyke back with a freakin vengeance
2 - Grant made him kind of a scumbag
3 - Grant didn't even finish his "I'll stop playing nice" story arc.

Well wasn't Scott considered a scumbag already among many readers back when he left Madelyne for the newly resurrected Jean Grey at the time.

I guess this turning to Emma only compounds those that think he's a scumbag even more.

The only thing with Syke is how come his face almost is always depicted as being stiff when he is not in combat and in view of the public. Do the writers instruct the artist to have him drawn as a stiff?

DarthCyclopsRLZ
09-22-2007, 12:25 PM
I guess this turning to Emma only compounds those that think he's a scumbag even more.

That's more like it, I guess.


The only thing with Syke is how come his face almost is always depicted as being stiff when he is not in combat and in view of the public. Do the writers instruct the artist to have him drawn as a stiff?

Probably.

Alex A Sanchez
09-22-2007, 01:48 PM
Guido 4 ½


Okay no. Just no. I don't let you hate on my homeboy like that. Guido's frickin huge, okay. We've already gone over this. He's Italian and he nails more high class women than the rest of the X-men combined!! Sure Logan may win in sheer number, but how many movie stars has he done? Lila Cheney's one of the biggest celebrities in the Universe and she STILL makes trips down to Earth to get some from the Guid-ster.

So its not allowed. No more hating on Strong Guy. :mad:

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Logan 9 - but all that hair make it look smaller
Scatterstar 8


I would think the angry soldier boys would be very small- hence their drive and their dedication to their trade. If Bill Gates got laid in high school, we wouldn't have a Microsoft.




Bishop 6
Forge 6
James 6


Wait what? I know its not politically correct to play into racial steroetypes, but these are characters- its all we really have to go on (besides their sex lives). That being said, I think Bishop's more than 6. And Forge and James Proudstar are American Indians- definitely bigger than 6. Remember, Forge was enough to satisfy Storm. :evilsmile

The Lucky One
09-22-2007, 09:08 PM
Well wasn't Scott considered a scumbag already among many readers back when he left Madelyne for the newly resurrected Jean Grey at the time.

That was editorially enforced, though... most readers recognize that it was pretty out-of-character for Scott, and later writers have made efforts to indicate why it wasn't entirely his fault. (For one thing, he didn't "abandon" Madelyne like some people claim- he went to see whether it was true that Jean was still alive, and when he went back home afterward, Madelyne was gone. That's a little different than just saying, "Okay, we're done. Later.")

-D

Anodyne
09-23-2007, 11:32 AM
That was editorially enforced, though... most readers recognize that it was pretty out-of-character for Scott, and later writers have made efforts to indicate why it wasn't entirely his fault. (For one thing, he didn't "abandon" Madelyne like some people claim- he went to see whether it was true that Jean was still alive, and when he went back home afterward, Madelyne was gone. That's a little different than just saying, "Okay, we're done. Later.")

-D
You make it sound as if Scott were merely satisfying his intellectual curiosity. He didn't simply go "to see whether it was true"; he rushed blindly off, without a single passing thought for his wife, his son, or anything but Jean. And this was right after he'd just assured Madelyne that "things will work out." Any notion of staying to help work them out was forgotten as soon as Warren called. I don't blame Maddie for her "don't bother coming back!" moment; and that's all it was: a very brief outburst, not a command. And it certainly wasn't Maddie's fault that the Marauders got to her before Scott finally got around--weeks later--to phoning home.

The Lucky One
09-23-2007, 05:36 PM
We'll have to agree to disagree. I'm not trying to cast blame on Maddie... I thought she was a great character, and it was a shame what was eventually done to her. But Scott's not really at fault either. It was simply a case of circumstances conspiring against them- he dashed off to see whether someone who he knew was dead (and, yes, had loved) was alive, then she wasn't there when he went back. Not entirely her fault, not entirely his fault. Should each of them have handled things somewhat differently? Yes. But fans who are stuck in the whole "Scott's a heartless, wife-ditching SOB!!!" mindset completely miss the mark. That's all I'm trying to point out.

-D

Mitsaso
09-23-2007, 10:47 PM
Okay no. Just no. I don't let you hate on my homeboy like that. Guido's frickin huge, okay. We've already gone over this. He's Italian and he nails more high class women than the rest of the X-men combined!! Sure Logan may win in sheer number, but how many movie stars has he done? Lila Cheney's one of the biggest celebrities in the Universe and she STILL makes trips down to Earth to get some from the Guid-ster.

So its not allowed. No more hating on Strong Guy. :mad:



So what if he's Italian?
I've done Italians!
Nothing special :p

Alphaxman
09-23-2007, 11:23 PM
So what if he's Italian?
I've done Italians!
Nothing special :p

truely :cool:

Brian Cronin
09-23-2007, 11:27 PM
I think over 90 respondents is enough for this one. ;)

-Brian