Grotesque Mutant Appreciation Thread

[ProfeZZor X]

For all those forgotten mutants with physical deformities that managed to find their way into the X-Men's universe and make a difference, or make your deformity known to the rest of the mutant/human community... This thread is for you.

I'll start with my two favorite grotesque mutants... Glob Herman and Glow Worm.

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/a/a3/Glob.jpg/440px-Glob.jpg
Powers: Highly flammable bio-paraffin body, that can be flung in small portions.

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/blkglwm1.jpg
Powers: Glow Worm could generate and release spheres of destructive energy, which he could hurl in a form similar to a "Molotov Cocktail."

[Monty_Cristo]

Shortpack. weird anatomy counts, right?

p.s. so were Bulk and Glow-Worm the first gay mutant couple?

other grotesque nominees:

Hemingway
Litterbug
Seamus Melloncamp
Orphan-Maker
Sugar Man

[Slung]

Oh I loves Emma Frost and her plastic nose and ginormous boobies! Thats real deformity! Its so twisted and sick that its sexy. Did I mention camel-toe?http://homepage.eircom.net/~proudstarhall/xmen114_wq.jpg

[Gene M.]

I thought this thread was going to be about Grotesk. :(

[Pro]

I thought this thread was going to be about Grotesk. :(

Hey he mutated after his people got killed, right? I don't rightly recall why anymore though ..

[ProfeZZor X]

A couple of honorable mentions are Maggot and Marrow.

[escapegoat]

Glob Herman rocks. He should be the one getting his own series, not Cable yet again....

[jawbreaker]

pre-clown lips Chamber...

[Diablito]

Litterbug and Caliban are awesomeness incarnate.

[ProfeZZor X]

Litterbug and Caliban are awesomeness incarnate.

Yeah, there are a few Morlocks that have been hit with the "ugly stick" one too many times.

[Ogrebear]

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/blkglwm1.jpg
Powers: Glow Worm could generate and release spheres of destructive energy, which he could hurl in a form similar to a "Molotov Cocktail."

Whos the big guy behind Glow-worm?
Does anyone know more about him?

[worstblogever]

Whos the big guy behind Glow-worm?
Does anyone know more about him?

Is that Sunder?

[rZi]

Oh I loves Emma Frost and her plastic nose and ginormous boobies! Thats real deformity! Its so twisted and sick that its sexy. Did I mention camel-toe?http://homepage.eircom.net/~proudstarhall/xmen114_wq.jpg

You officialy suck.

WHERE IS THE BEAK LOVE?!

[worstblogever]

You officialy suck.

WHERE IS THE BEAK LOVE?!

Beak's mutant power to look like a bird freak and be loved for it went away after "House of M".

[ChristosSoter]

Beak's mutant power to look like a bird freak and be loved for it went away after "House of M".
You make me sad, worstblog.

Now I want Tito back!!!

[La Fea]

I love Marrow because it seems like its okay for guys to be fug as hell, but women have to be primped and made up to be appealing so its cool that she still has fans and more importantly fans that like her looking ugly.

Oh Sarah, you're the hottest when you look like sh**!

[Dizzy D]

Is that Sunder?

No, his name is Bulk. He's like Sunder, but radioactive.

[Jack Flash]

Whos the big guy behind Glow-worm?
Does anyone know more about him?

His name was Bulk and he was sort of a morlock, Sunder was a similarly powered Morlock, but Bulk and Glowworm were shunned by the Morlocks because they'd been exposed to toxic radiation and were slowly dying and killing those around them with their radiation.

Bulk was childlike and loved keeping rats as pets and was sad when they died from his radiation.

[jawbreaker]

I forgot I had posted in this thread... I mentioned pre-clown lips Chamber but I guess post-clown lips Chamber fits too.

either way he's probably the fugliest mutant who was still somehow a hottie...

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/664/champinuprq3.jpg

I miss this. Stupid Marvel. :mad:

[La Fea]

His name was Bulk and he was sort of a morlock, Sunder was a similarly powered Morlock, but Bulk and Glowworm were shunned by the Morlocks because they'd been exposed to toxic radiation and were slowly dying and killing those around them with their radiation.

Bulk was childlike and loved keeping rats as pets and was sad when they died from his radiation.

Awww...that sounds tragic! Kinda like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

I forgot I had posted in this thread... I mentioned pre-clown lips Chamber but I guess post-clown lips Chamber fits too.

either way he's probably the fugliest mutant who was still somehow a hottie...

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/664/champinuprq3.jpg

I miss this. Stupid Marvel. :mad:

I know I like to kid about it in regards to all New Warriors members, but I really believe Decibel is a Skrull. Maybe Beak too.

And Sofia.

Okay maybe I'm not really kidding when I say that.

[Tobias March]

There were a whole bunch of fugly mutants in New X-Men - but the girl with the mouths in her throat was a favourite of mine.

Plus the tiger fellow we saw playing volleyball when Jean was giving that tour of the school.

[La Fea]

There were a whole bunch of fugly mutants in New X-Men - but the girl with the mouths in her throat was a favourite of mine.

Plus the tiger fellow we saw playing volleyball when Jean was giving that tour of the school.

Irina and and the wikipedia named Eosimias!

I personally liked Ernst the best, probably even a bit more than Beak.

Yeah I'm saying old people are grotesque, whatever.

[jawbreaker]

I know I like to kid about it in regards to all New Warriors members, but I really believe Decibel is a Skrull. Maybe Beak too.

And Sofia.

Okay maybe I'm not really kidding when I say that.

heh, they could all be skrulls except Thrash... & then he has to form a 2nd team of original Warriors to get rid of them. I bet thats how Marvel will fix the book.

and then the depowered mutant fans get screwed once a-gain. :evilangry:

[La Fea]

heh, they could all be skrulls except Thrash... & then he has to form a 2nd team of original Warriors to get rid of them. I bet thats how Marvel will fix the book.

and then the depowered mutant fans get screwed once a-gain. :evilangry:

Well that's what he gets for trying to play them!

I think Decibel could be a Skrull to lure in Jubilee who once defeated Bastion!!!! way back when, so they probably want to keep an eye on all unorganized threats.

There's just so much up with him that's so questionable there's gotta be somewhere between as far back as Weapon X till now that we don't know about. Something!!!

[Brian M.]

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1457/45869-emma-frost_400.jpg

KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!

[_Jayme_]

Oh Brian, she looks so lovely and seductive there.

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/664/champinuprq3.jpg

Looks like Danny Bonaduce.

[La Fea]

Oh Brian, she looks so lovely and seductive there.



Looks like Danny Bonaduce.

EWW! LMAO!

I think he looks like Paul Rudd.

http://dlisted.com/files/paulrudd_0.jpg

[lockerogue]

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1457/45869-emma-frost_400.jpg

KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!

OMG I threw up in my mouth. Please someone shoot it in the head.

[pryde15]

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1457/45869-emma-frost_400.jpg

KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!

Who told her she was allowed to leave the corner? Shoo! Shoo!

[lockerogue]

Who told her she was allowed to leave the corner? Shoo! Shoo!

It doesn't seem to be leaving. I'll get the broom and beat it to death.:biggrin:

[pryde15]

It doesn't seem to be leaving. I'll get the broom and beat it to death.:biggrin:

Good call. VERY good call :D

Yay for regular smileys!

[_Jayme_]

Brian probably dragged her off the corner himself! Of course he'd probably place a paper bag around her head.

[pryde15]

Brian probably dragged her off the corner himself! Of course he'd probably place a paper bag around her head.

well naturally. I don't think there is any other way to go about it.

I feel like my Doug Ramsey avatar is making me smarter :D

[worstblogever]

You make me sad, worstblog.

Now I want Tito back!!!

Tito Bohusk just appeared in New Warriors (vol. 4) a few months back. Not long ago at all.

[Hi-Fi]

I love Marrow. And Chamber. So. Much.

Greymalkin is totally growing on me as well.

And also Beak, before he turned into Ryan from The O.C.

[La Fea]

I love Marrow. And Chamber. So. Much.

Greymalkin is totally growing on me as well.

And also Beak, before he turned into Ryan from The O.C.

LOL you guys are totally usurping my reign as Greymalkin fan numero uno! I didn't even consider him!

I wonder what makes him grotesque, though. Is his face like rock or clay or is he just naturally droopy like a certain former The View co-host???

So many questions with that guy.

[Jack Flash]

Awww...that sounds tragic! Kinda like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.




I really liked him. He's dead like the majority of the great Morlocks. Yet Beautiful Dreamer still lives.

[worstblogever]

I really liked him. He's dead like the majority of the great Morlocks. Yet Beautiful Dreamer still lives.

When exactly is "Morlock Week" or "Morlock Month" around here? Is there even such an event?

[BabeBro]

I thought Penance looked pretty grotesque :frown:
http://www.uncannyxmen.net/images/costume/monet-bigcostume1.jpg

[Starleafgirl]

I thought Penance looked pretty grotesque :frown:

I always thought she was pretty, even when she looked like this:
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10573/14025-hollow_400.jpg

Not so much when she looked like this, though, lol:
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10573/64433-hollow_400.JPG

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10573/98093-hollow_400.JPG

[rZi]

I always thought she was pretty, even when she looked like this:
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10573/14025-hollow_400.jpg

Not so much when she looked like this, though, lol:
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10573/64433-hollow_400.JPG

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10573/98093-hollow_400.JPG

Talk about lady deathstrike hands!

[jawbreaker]

I always thought Penny was beautiful, especially drawn by Bachalo...