X-Crescence LXII: When the Deal Goes Down

[Karl H]

Better than 50 cent though.

And it looks like the general population of Earth afree with me.

No more 50 cent albums!

50 cent's a wanker primarily because of his glorification of gun culture. Just my view. Kanye's a bit arrogant sure (er he's a rapper, duh) but at least he writes songs about issues and tries to do something positive with his music.

[Sentinel K]

50 cent's a wanker primarily because of his glorification of gun culture. Just my view. Kanye's a bit arrogant sure (er he's a rapper, duh) but at least he writes songs about issues and tries to do something positive with his music.

I was in the Reading crowd that bottled 50 Cent off the stage.

Ah... Happy days.

[Karl H]

I was in the Reading crowd that bottled 50 Cent off the stage.

Ah... Happy days.

I have experienced that moment through my mate Chris' videoclips taken from said crowd.

Were you also there when Daphne and Celeste got showered in piss?

[Sentinel K]

The new Dan le Sac/Scroobius Pip song is awesome.

The Beat that my heart skipped. Check it out.

[Karl H]

The new Dan le Sac/Scroobius Pip song is awesome.

The Beat that my heart skipped. Check it out.

I shall. I saw them live and low-fi at the Latitude festival. They were pretty good.

[Sentinel K]

I have experienced that moment through my mate Chris' videoclips taken from said crowd.

Were you also there when Daphne and Celeste got showered in piss?

Unfortunately not. I hear it was stunning though.

[Karl H]

Unfortunately not. I hear it was stunning though.

I only saw on TV and almost shat my pants laughing.

[Karl H]

I should so have taken another sickie today.

[xgeek52]

*cocks eyebrow at melon*

i take it you have issues...

mornin' by the way...

short visit...up since two but the computer AGAIN is having it's own issues...

on that note, i'm going back to bed...it's 4:15am and i gotta take a crew to school later...

i'll be back...

[Karl H]

No issues. Just bored and can't be arsed. 3 month notice periods suck balls.

[bethamphetamines]

howdy all, just on for a moment to say hi, before i go shopping.

[bethamphetamines]

alas and alack it seems as though no one is on. :(

[Karl H]

alas and alack it seems as though no one is on. :(

arghh I missed eurobeth.

[Jack Flash]

hello all. today is gonna be a good day.

[Cayman]

I'm working from home today. Awwwww yeah.

[Cayman]

The new Dan le Sac/Scroobius Pip song is awesome.

The Beat that my heart skipped. Check it out.

Yeah, it was kind of cool.

[Pro]

No issues. Just bored and can't be arsed. 3 month notice periods suck balls.

Just tell the boss you slept with his wife and watch that 3 months notice widdle away to 5 minutes to clear out your desk.

[Cayman]

Just tell the boss you slept with his wife and watch that 3 months notice widdle away to 5 minutes to clear out your desk.

Or actually sleep with his wife.

[Hi-Fi]

Cay, I love you.

Like you, I declare that X-Force will rock.

[Cayman]

Cay, I love you.

Like you, I declare that X-Force will rock.

Yay!

I hope we're right.

[Hi-Fi]

Yay!

I hope we're right.
It's you and me, baby! Everybody else is WRONG!

[Hi-Fi]

Nouvelle Vague will play here in Rio this friday, but I have this birthday party at the same time. FRAK! :(

[Brian M.]

I declare I will give X-Force one arc. It looks interesting, I'm curious on the writer.

As for Cable...one arc, maybe two. It took CnD two arcs to become great.

[Pach!]

Fine, exclude me. See if I care. I do. Include me.

[Hi-Fi]

Fine, exclude me. See if I care. I do. Include me.
*includes Andres*

[Cayman]

Troubled movie star Owen Wilson is tackling his reported drug problems by planning a road trip with a sober sponsor. The Wedding Crashers actor, who attempted to take his own life last month, has chosen not to check into rehab for counseling and instead is hoping to slip out of Los Angeles to spend a little quality time alone. According to In Touch Weekly magazine, Wilson has hired a $750-a-day sober companion and is considering taking a trip out of town. An insider says, "Owen's sober companion will be traveling with him." Wilson was found distressed at his home in Santa Monica, California on August 26 and taken to a nearby hospital emergency room. He was transferred to Cedars-Sinai hospital, where he stayed for observation for a week.

Holy cats! I'm sober. Where do I sign up?

[TinMan]

I declare I will give X-Force one arc. It looks interesting, I'm curious on the writer.

As for Cable...one arc, maybe two. It took CnD two arcs to become great.I'll get X-Force for sure, but I'm debating on Cable, never been a huge fan of his. I might scope it out to see what it's like then go from there.

Fine, exclude me. See if I care. I do. Include me.

*Hands Andres a barbequed hamster*

[Hi-Fi]

Holy cats! I'm sober. Where do I sign up?
LOL! Why are they blaiming Kate Hudson for Wilson's suicide attempt in her imdb page? Not cool.

[Mikl C]

Yay Sean Whitmore is back!

[twilight]

Nahg nay nog nyah!

*spasm*

-Twi

[twilight]

I hate Pink Floyd.

-Twi

[Cayman]

I hate Pink Floyd.

-Twi

I like Comfortably Numb, Another Brick In The Wall, and Wish You Were Here.

[Christopher O]

LOL! Why are they blaiming Kate Hudson for Wilson's suicide attempt in her imdb page? Not cool.
Because she suuuuuucks!

[xgeek52]

frack...

i've been back for a while but the computer is still having issues...

[Cayman]

Because she suuuuuucks!

Hey, that's Penny Lane you're talking about! :mad:

[xgeek52]

cay, 'sup with the avatar...i don't recognize it but it looks like the alien...

[Cayman]

cay, 'sup with the avatar...i don't recognize it but it looks like the alien...

It's a character from the upcoming new X-Force book.

[Christopher O]

Hey, that's Penny Lane you're talking about! :mad:
She did an OK job in a great film. What else has she done of note? NOTHING! Kate Hudson, you FAIL!

[Mikl C]

Owen Wilson just probably saw his own nose.

[Christopher O]

Owen Wilson just probably saw his own nose.
Or watched one of his own performances!!!

[caney]

Owen Wilson just probably saw his own nose.

His nose takes over any movie he's in. I just can't. stop. staring. at. it. And then, the movie's over.

[RoguishGurl]

I think his nose gives him character, although he would most likely be ten times hotter if he got it fixed.

[Jack Flash]

Or watched one of his own performances!!!

he was fantastic in Royal Tennenbaums

[Jake V]

I think his nose gives him character, although he would most likely be ten times hotter if he got it fixed.

Say what now?

It's his whole identity!

[Christopher O]

he was fantastic in Royal Tennenbaums
I love that film, but I thought he was as annoying and one-note as usual. Angie Huston is where it's at.

[Mikl C]

I GOT ESSENTIAL DAZZLER! eee

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

My god, reading john lock is a pain in the ass!

[Nyssane]

I GOT ESSENTIAL DAZZLER! eee

Ugh, BISH. I looked everywhere and couldn't find it, and then became broke. But now that I have money I'll continue my look, I s'pose.

ENJOY READING ISSUE #9 WITH POUNDCAKES.

[Flâneur]

My god, reading john lock is a pain in the ass!
Yeah ... no, Locke is awesome to read because there is so much thought provoking stuff in there and you can clearly see how he's influenced ways of thinking in the modern era.

[tetragene]

Ugh, BISH. I looked everywhere and couldn't find it, and then became broke. But now that I have money I'll continue my look, I s'pose.

ENJOY READING ISSUE #9 WITH POUNDCAKES.

Uh, that's #13, Nyss. #13!!! God, you clearly don't love Poundcakes enough... ;)

[Mikl C]

Quake strikes Indonesia; tsunami alert issued (7.9 in magnitude)
A 7.9-magnitude earthquake struck in the Indian Ocean off the coast of Indonesia's Sumatra Island today. A small, 2-foot tsunami was detected, said Brian Shiro with the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center. (CNN.com)

Jeebus.

[Joe Acro]

Yeah ... no, Locke is awesome to read because there is so much thought provoking stuff in there and you can clearly see how he's influenced ways of thinking in the modern era.I've never read any Locke, but I imagine it's a pain in the ass like Shakespeare's works. That's no slight at either of them, it's just that the language can be hard to handle at times.

[Christopher O]

I've never read any Locke, but I imagine it's a pain in the ass like Shakespeare's works. That's no slight at either of them, it's just that the language can be hard to handle at times.
OMG! NO! Locke and Shakespeare are vastly different in like every way. FAIL.

[Flâneur]

I've never read any Locke, but I imagine it's a pain in the ass like Shakespeare's works. That's no slight at either of them, it's just that the language can be hard to handle at times.

While the language is a tad archaic it never proved to be a problem for me - i think if you just sit down in a quiet place you shouldn't have much trouble getting through either of them.

[traxler]

OMG! NO! Locke and Shakespeare are vastly different in like every way. FAIL.

Quite apart from a difference of about 100 years. Linguistikerlie that's a lotte.

Hello Chris.
You look lovely in that.

[Christopher O]

Quite apart from a difference of about 100 years. Linguistikerlie that's a lotte.

Hello Chris.
You look lovely in that.
You like it? I bought it just for you.

[tetragene]

While the language is a tad archaic it never proved to be a problem for me - i think if you just sit down in a quiet place you shouldn't have much trouble getting through either of them.

I'm with SG...it's a pain in the ass, lol. With words and phrasings I can go as far back to about the 1940's without wanting to beat my head with a blunt object. And you can forget about watching a film set in 1800 Britain...it's torture ;) :p

[traxler]

I'm with SG...it's a pain in the ass, lol. With words and phrasings I can go as far back to about the 1940's without wanting to beat my head with a blunt object. And you can forget about watching a film set in 1800 Britain...it's torture ;) :p

Apart from 2nd person singular and a little vocab not that much has changed.
Don't you know any old people?

[xgeek52]

ARRGGGHHH!!!!!

this fraking computer won't quit...

okay the crew is at school and i agree with trax and flaneur...

i had more patience with shakespeare...

[Flâneur]

I'm with SG...it's a pain in the ass, lol. With words and phrasings I can go as far back to about the 1940's without wanting to beat my head with a blunt object. And you can forget about watching a film set in 1800 Britain...it's torture ;) :p

Torture can be fun!:p

Sif have issues with films set in pre-40s though, there's sooooo much you're missing out on.

[Joe Acro]

OMG! NO! Locke and Shakespeare are vastly different in like every way. FAIL.Well, sure. Locke was a philosopher. Shakespeare was a playwright. Their works, as pointed out, are separated by a noticeable gap in time. The point still remains that the English Locke uses isn't modern English (British nor American). And given that he was a philosopher, some of what he says is bound to be confusing, at least on one or two reads.

While the language is a tad archaic it never proved to be a problem for me - i think if you just sit down in a quiet place you shouldn't have much trouble getting through either of them.In Shakespeare's case, I've found it helps if people act out what you're reading at the time (such as watching a movie while you read). It helps with the action that gets lost in just reading.

I wouldn't know about Locke, though.

[Christopher O]

Well, sure. Locke was a philosopher. Shakespeare was a playwright. Their works, as pointed out, are separated by a noticeable gap in time. The point still remains that the English Locke uses isn't modern English (British nor American). And given that he was a philosopher, some of what he says is bound to be confusing, at least on one or two reads.
Actually, Shakespeare and Locke both used Modern English. If you want some Middle English, try reading untranslated Chaucer.

[Sophisticated_Gamer]

Yeah ... no, Locke is awesome to read because there is so much thought provoking stuff in there and you can clearly see how he's influenced ways of thinking in the modern era.

Idk, I just finished reading him, and I would always drift out of my reading and start thinking about the most random stuff, so I would have to catch myself, go back and re-read. Bleh!

I hate the language lol it's sooo boring. But Jefferson did basically copy him, and wrote the declaration of independence!

[tetragene]

Apart from 2nd person singular and a little vocab not that much has changed.
Don't you know any old people?

yeah--grandparents. But they're southern as well, so I'm quite familiar and accustomed to all they're sayings and whatnot, lol

[Joe Acro]

Actually, Shakespeare and Locke both used Modern English. If you want some Middle English, try reading untranslated Chaucer.Though their English may be within the bounds of the Modern Age, but Shakespeare's works have a very noticeably differently language to them. As for Chaucer, I have read some untranslated Canterbury Tales. I will admit that it is harder.

[Hi-Fi]

Kate Hudson is Penny Lane, Chris. Respect!

I'm so excited that we're going to see preview pages for New X-Men today! I know I'll love this next arc!!

[Flâneur]

Idk, I just finished reading him, and I would always drift out of my reading and start thinking about the most random stuff, so I would have to catch myself, go back and re-read. Bleh!

I hate the language lol it's sooo boring. But Jefferson did basically copy him, and wrote the declaration of independence!

That's a problem with your concentration, not with Locke.;)

As for Chaucer, I have read some untranslated Canterbury Tales. I will admit that it is harder.
It's not even harder though, it's just different and once you've been reading it for long enough in one sitting it just kind of comes together.

[Hi-Fi]

OMG Bosco!!!

I missed you! :(

[tetragene]

Torture can be fun!:p

Sif have issues with films set in pre-40s though, there's sooooo much you're missing out on.

it's weird, because something like Lord of the Rings I can totally get into--even though there is a lot of made-up shit and whatnot as far as their words go--and the dialect can be quite ancient. But if it's something that's supposed to be "grounded" in reality set in a pre-40s environment (I watched "The Big Street" and while I LOVE Lucille Ball, some of the sayings in that film had me cracking up and scratching me head). Several 1800-era movies set in Britain had extremely awkward choices of dialect and some of the most cockneyed Brit accents I've ever heard--so that probably colors my opinion on "older" set-movies/readings somewhat ;)

[Christopher O]

Though their English may be within the bounds of the Modern Age, but Shakespeare's works have a very noticeably differently language to them. As for Chaucer, I have read some untranslated Canterbury Tales. I will admit that it is harder.
There are some noticeable differences, but I had to correct you. It bugs me when people refer to the language of Shakespeare's time as anything but Modern English or the more specific Early Modern English. At least you didn't call it Old English, which isn't even the same language. Anyway, I looooove untranslated Chaucer. It's fun to study and recite.

[Christopher O]

it's weird, because something like Lord of the Rings I can totally get into--even though there is a lot of made-up shit and whatnot as far as their words go--and the dialect can be quite ancient. But if it's something that's supposed to be "grounded" in reality set in a pre-40s environment (I watched "The Big Street" and while I LOVE Lucille Ball, some of the sayings in that film had me cracking up and scratching me head). Several 1800-era movies set in Britain had extremely awkward choices of dialect and some of the most cockneyed Brit accents I've ever heard--so that probably colors my opinion on "older" set-movies/readings somewhat ;)
If you don't like Elizabeth (which was set in a much earlier period), you officially fail at life, Jeff.

[Flâneur]

It's fun to study and recite.

Sif fun to recite, especially when you're a guy and it's a classroom of teenagers and it's the Wife of Bath. :(

[Joe Acro]

It's not even harder though, it's just different and once you've been reading it for long enough in one sitting it just kind of comes together.Perhaps I should've just said harder to adjust to, then. As I do agree it's not that hard to read after a while.

[xgeek52]

i don't know whether it was my moms influence but i totally enjoy shakespeare...that made me love the movies pre-1940s...

and to note, to look at lucille ball before i love lucy, she would have rocked as as dramatic actress if given a chance...but given the chance she went with her strength then...

[traxler]

OMG Bosco!!!

I missed you! :(

I was in hospital.



Having your baby.

[Hi-Fi]

I was in hospital.



Having your baby.
Wow, that should be a GORGEOUS baby!!

Let's name him trax-Fi.

[Flâneur]

Wow, that should be a GORGEOUS baby!!

Let's name him trax-Fi.

You've been cheating on Faded? AND Carey? Man-slut.:p

[traxler]

You've been cheating on Faded? AND Carey? Man-slut.:p

We were young.

We were foolish.

We thought it would last.

Now I just want alimony.

[Nyssane]

*raises hand* I, too, had a slice of Hi-Fi's toast. It was okay, needed some jelly.

KY Jelly. KUKUKUKU~~~! I'm so clevah.

[Sentinel K]

Holy shit!

Is Xgeek's computer having issues?

I wish he'd tell us more about it.

I find it really interesting and not pointless at all.

[The Fury]

I was in hospital.
TRAX!!! :D

[Joe Acro]

Holy shit!

Is Xgeek's computer having issues?

I wish he'd tell us more about it.

I find it really interesting and not pointless at all.We can't help without further information.

[Mikl C]

Lawl I hate when someone is wrong and I go
"didn't *correct answer* happen?"
and someone comes along and ANSWERS me, being like *correct answer* happened and I'm like yeh, I know.. I was just trying to be polite.

[Karl H]

Just tell the boss you slept with his wife and watch that 3 months notice widdle away to 5 minutes to clear out your desk.But I want and need the pay. Boo.



Or actually sleep with his wife.
I've seen her. U.G.L.Y she ain't got no alibi - she ugly. I'd probably rather sleep with him.
Nouvelle Vague will play here in Rio this friday, but I have this birthday party at the same time. FRAK! :(
The birthday party by its very nature ios an annual event. Who knows when you''ll get the chance to see Nouvelle Vague again
LOL! Why are they blaiming Kate Hudson for Wilson's suicide attempt in her imdb page? Not cool.
They're blaming Steve Coogan over here.
I hate Pink Floyd.

-Twi
OMG FAIL.....
Yeah ... no, Locke is awesome to read because there is so much thought provoking stuff in there and you can clearly see how he's influenced ways of thinking in the modern era.
Well done on correcting him. I fear it augurs badly for young Sophie if he can't spell the authour's name correctly.
Apart from 2nd person singular and a little vocab not that much has changed.
Don't you know any old people?
Its very easy to read - you have to get in a mind set for it but its no different to reading Dickens or any of the great Russian authors (names omitted to avoid noddy spelling mistakes)
There are some noticeable differences, but I had to correct you. It bugs me when people refer to the language of Shakespeare's time as anything but Modern English or the more specific Early Modern English. At least you didn't call it Old English, which isn't even the same language. Anyway, I looooove untranslated Chaucer. It's fun to study and recite.

I've never read or recited untranslated Chaucer. I'm such a pleb.

You've been cheating on Faded? AND Carey? Man-slut.:p
He's an awful man-slut. If he cheats on his party to spend time with Nouvelle vague though he wins.

[Joe Acro]

Lawl I hate when someone is wrong and I go
"didn't *correct answer* happen?"
and someone comes along and ANSWERS me, being like *correct answer* happened and I'm like yeh, I know.. I was just trying to be polite.
Generally, posing truth as a question isn't being polite, it's showing uncertainty. Unless you clearly imply you know what you're talking about. (An example that comes to mind is when a question is asked, starting with "Don't you remember when...")

[Karl H]

Oh and you should all go by the new Go! Team album. That is all.

[xgeek52]

*cock eyebrow at sentinel*

funny...hardy harh, harh...

scarcasm not with standing, but every since this new company took over my phone service dial up has suck big time...i seem to not have in the evening but i'm getting sever problems and time out problems big time...

so how are you otherwise my friend...

[xgeek52]

i meant i have problems in the morning...

can't even edit the fracking post...

[Karl H]

Have you tried turning it off an back on again?

[Flâneur]

Lawl I hate when someone is wrong and I go
"didn't *correct answer* happen?"
and someone comes along and ANSWERS me, being like *correct answer* happened and I'm like yeh, I know.. I was just trying to be polite.
That's why I drop the polite thing most of the time. Weatherwax it babe.
Well done on correcting him. I fear it augurs badly for young Sophie if he can't spell the authour's name correctly.
I think we're way past it *auguring* badly in his case.
I've never read or recited untranslated Chaucer. I'm such a pleb.
You are. *kicks uncultured pleb*
He's an awful man-slut. If he cheats on his party to spend time with Nouvelle vague though he wins.
Nouvelle Vague is one of my fav. artists - they're such great performers - saw them twice earlier this year.:D
Oh and you should all go by the new Go! Team album. That is all.
Go! Team sucks. Listen to Architecture in Helsinki instead.

[Sentinel K]

Oh and you should all go by the new Go! Team album. That is all.

Is it good?

I love the first one but for some reason i don't own it.

[Karl H]

Is it good?

I love the first one but for some reason i don't own it.

I've only listened to it once. Its difficult to compare to such a good album as Thunder, Lightning, Strike. Its probably less frenzied in places but there are some excellent tunes on there. After a first listen I strongly recommend Grip Like a Vice (which you've probably heard anyway) and Flashlight Fight (which features Chuck D and thus is instantly cooler than all songs not featuring Chuck D)

I own both the legal and illegal versions of the first album. It rocks. Huddle Formation is for all intents and purposes the greatest song I've ever heard - its impossible not to feel good after hearing it.

[Hi-Fi]

HI-FI'S CBR SAGA BEGINS HERE!!!

It was one more slow night at the bar. Sketch was once again winning the latest poll game against Hi-Fi. His super-human agility was probably giving the guy a big push, Hi-Fi was sure. Meanwhile, at the balcony, Mikl and Sentinel K were completely drunk and laughing out loud. Profezzor X was not happy, though. He wasn’t allowed to drink during missions yet, since he was still in training with the Second Squad. But he still enjoyed the visit to the bar with the First Squad. I mean, when or where could he possibly talk to the sexy barista, if not in occasions like that one.
- You’re uncanny, you know that? – he asked her. The young asian woman smiled at him.
- If you say so.
Hi-Fi and Sketch reached the bar.
- Two more drinks. On me. – he asked the girl while Sketch semmed very pleased with his victory.
- So you two are finally done playing that boring game? Bloody Hell, Hi-Fi, when are you going to realize you SUCK at it?? – asked Sentinel K.
- What game should we play then? – Sketch wanted to know.
- Well, poker, obviously, mate!
- I’ll KICK YOUR ASSES on poker!! Hahahahahaha – exclaimed Mikl.
- We wont have time for that, though. Not tonight, anyway, señores.
Everybody turned their heads. Andres Pacheco was at the door. Sketch was the first to say something:
- A mission?? A real mission??
- Yes! My Inca powers tell me our lovely telepaths are trying to contact us right now!
He was right. Suddenly, two sexy floating heads appeared at the bar. The Elizabeths.
- Mission time, dudes. A new group of terrorists are tearing Brodway apart!! – said Liz
- So hurry and KILL the cunts!! – completed Beth.
- We don’t kill, Beth – the other telepath laughed.
- Oh, WHATEVER!
And like that, the two floating heads were gone. The remaining men rush to the exit, leaving a big tip for our nice barista. Profezzor X asked as he run:
- What’s your name?
But they were already out of the bar before the Uncanny Asian Girl could answer it. The street was completely empty as they run through it to get to Andres minivan. But they wouldn’t need it. A big yellow light came from the skies as a huge jet appeared. When it touched the ground and the back door opened, the 6 friends came onboard. Jake V was there waiting for them, smoking a cigar.
- Not you, kid. – he contained Profezzor X.
- What??
- You’re with the juniors. Take Andre’s van to the HQ.
- But—
- NOW!!
Profezzor X went back to the street and watched as the jet hit the skies again. Inside it, the remaing CBRs were getting ready for the fight. Faded looked beautiful as usual, and Hi-Fi looked silly in love around her. Sketch got a cigar from Jake.
- This will kill you, buddy – warned Volk1.
- Don’t listen to him. You look good smoking – complemented Deus Ex-Chris.
Sentinel K arrived at the pilot cabin. Pilot Caney and co-pilot Twilight were working their way to a crazy storm forming.
- Chris, is this your doing?? – asked Caney.
- Sorry, I got a little mad here. Can’t memorize these lines! I’ll calm down now.
- You’re not an actor right now, man. You’re a super-hero!
Hi-Fi approached Faded:
- So who are those guys we’ll be fighting.
- They’re back, hiffy! Novaya and Flight and their gang are back!
- Oh Noes!!- exclaimed a voice from a small compartment at the back of the plane. Jake V opened it.
- Affinity!! You shouldn’t be here!! Are you insane??
- Does Cayman or Dizzy know about this? – asked Faded.
- No, and you can’t tell! I don’t wanna get expelled from the base, please!
- We have to turn around and go back – the girl said to the group.
- Are you insane, Faded? There’s no turning back. We’re already here! – twilight replied.
And below them, a path of destruction.

TO BE CONTINUED.

IF YOU NAME WASN'T FEATURED YET, DO NOT WORRY. ALL CBR POSTERS WILL PLAY A PART IN THIS EPIC. AS SOON AS I GET MORE BORED, CHAPTER 2 WILL BE UP!

[Flâneur]

*blinks* there had better be a sex scene somewhere

[Christopher O]

LOL
I love it, Victor!

[Karl H]

*blinks* there had better be a sex scene somewhere

I want the me, Dagger and the female population of this planet love triangle mentionned somewhere

[Mikl C]

LMAO
i SO WOULD win at poker!

Emperor Vulcan was actually quite enjoyable, but I don't wanna make the review thread.

[Faded]

LMAO.

I LOVE IT. You write everyone so in character!

[Sentinel K]

That cast me as an X-Character thread has become a walking abortion monster.

[caney]

LOL, Vic! But I don't think I should be flying a plane. I'm a crappy driver. I'd be like Launchpad McQuack.

[Sentinel K]

LMAO.

I LOVE IT. You write everyone so in character!

I wouldn't have said 'bloody hell'. I'd have said 'for fucks sake'.

[Christopher O]

The Elizabeths were my favorite bit. I hope they randomly pop up again!

[Christopher O]

I wouldn't have said 'bloody hell'. I'd have said 'for fucks sake'.
"For fucks sake" is my favorite. A close friend of mine says it, and I want to pounce his sexy British self every time.

[xgeek52]

totally insprised hi-fi...

[Karl H]

I want spoilers daminit Hi-fi.

Whats the next arc about? Who'll make up the team. Who's penciling? When does Identity Crisis featuring The Blackcatians occur - is Brian Cronin the Watcher?

[Flâneur]

I want spoilers daminit Hi-fi.

Whats the next arc about? Who'll make up the team. Who's penciling? When does Identity Crisis featuring The Blackcatians occur - is Brian Cronin the Watcher?

Cronin is the Tribunal, duh.

[xgeek52]

*looks for two by four to take to melon*

no spoilers dammit...

the supense is killing me though...

[traxler]

"For fucks sake" is my favorite. A close friend of mine says it, and I want to pounce his sexy British self every time.

thanks mate!

[Faded]

The Elizabeths were my favorite bit. I hope they randomly pop up again!

Me too! They're like the Cuckoos...but better.

[Christopher O]

thanks mate!
I wasn't talking about you! My desire to pounce you exists in perpetuity!
Me too! They're like the Cuckoos...but better.
We need Chapter 2, like immediately, and they need to be in it!

[Karl H]

Me too! They're like the Cuckoos...but better.

As long as they're not revealed to be clones of ICEF!!!!!!

[traxler]

Me too! They're like the Cuckoos...but better.

Is it true the cuckoos come from Conecticutt?

[Pwood]

Is it true the cuckoos come from Conecticutt?

I do not know you.

Hi.

[Karl H]

I'm somewhat worried that now my use of a good old fashioned "For Fuck Sake" will be tarnished by images of Chris trying to take my bottie cherry

[Hi-Fi]

INTERLUDE
It was a supposed to be a Blind Date, Melonhead thought. But when he discovered that Dagger was a man, he was speechless. And now, the whole Broadway was under attack. What to do??
END OF INTERLUDE
The jet was parked in a hidden street.
- Caney, Twilight, I need you guys here in case we need a quick escape- Volk said.
- Who appointed you leader, boy?
- It’s my turn, Jake V! You know we rotate!
- OK, OK, Lordy!
The CBRs were ready. Volk, Jake, Hi-Fi, Faded, Andres, Chris, Sentinel K and Sketch got out of the plane. Andres stopped.
- Espera! Where’s Mikl?
- Sorry, dudes. My old boss is calling me. – Mikl didn’t leave the jet. Sentinel K did not look happy.
- You’re with us now! Where do your loyalty lies, mate?
- Tyra found me on the streets, Pete! She thought me how to use my powers! I owe her.
And with that, Mikl turned into smoke and disappeared into the night.
- Or, for fucks sake! – Pete said before putting his mind on the mission.
- Listen up, gang! We all read the files. Novaya and Flight are a dangerous duo. It’s even worse with the cast of villains they assembled: Nyssane has eight arms, Flâneur has poisonous cakes, Mr. Jip makes people who touches him crazy and Streator controls fire. They’re not amateurs!
- Volk, you’re actually a fantastic actor. One could say you’re NOT craping your pants. – Chris pointed out.
- Enough with the jokes. We should respect Volk!
- Oh, Andres, you’re just saying that because you can’t be leader anymore, since you messed up in our last mission – Chris continued. – I mean, we were supposed to SAVE those cuys!!
They reached the main street on Broadway, all smokey with some fires here and there. Sketch was ready for the fight.
- Shut up, everybody. It’s kickin ass time!
- So dreamy – smiled Chris.
Faded was the first to see it.
- Watch Out!
But it was too late. A big CAKE came flying through the sky right into Sentinel K’s face! He fell down.
- It’s Flâneur. HIDE!!! – was Volk order.
Flâneur was actually working with Nyssane. The young Nyssie was using his eight arms to throw a lot of cakes at the same time. The CBRs ran and got separated quick. One of the cakes almost got Faded but Hi-Fi got her out of the way.
- Down, Faded!
They both fell together, one above the other.
- Sorry, Hi-Fi, but it’s not the time for that. And I can take care of myself, sweetie.
She blinked at him, as both of them got up and out of the main street to hide. Meanwhile, the cakes were still reaching the skies, searching for our heroes. One of them almost got Chris.
- Enough is enough! I have an addition tomorrow, imbeciles!
A big thunder came from above and nearly killed Flâneur and Nyssane. Volk1 got near Sentinel K.
- Are you ok, Pete?
- Yeah, I’ll be fine- he said, trying to clean his face. The Elizabeths appeared.
- Oh My God, that’s hilarious – laughed Liz.
- Looking good, Pete! – teased Beth.
And they disappeared again. Volk looked around.
- Where’s Chris? We need to thank him.
But suddenly he saw Chris body’s in the floor, barely breathing. Near him, Flight and Novaya Havok were laughing together. Flight spoke.
- I AM FLIGHT! And it’s time, Volk 1, for you to feel My Power!!
Flight and Novaya Havok hold their hands and a big powerful energy bean came from their freed hands. A FATAL bean.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[traxler]

I do not know you.

Hi.

hello Poo from Kentuccy.

I was here a lot before, and then not. But now I'm here again.

[Ryan K]

Traxler!!!

[Pwood]

hello Poo from Kentuccy.

I was here a lot before, and then not. But now I'm here again.

I'm not Poo! YOU are!

[Hi-Fi]

hello Poo from Kentuccy.

I was here a lot before, and then not. But now I'm here again.
Traxler, I'm still working on your character. I want him to be fantastique!

[Sentinel K]

I wouldn't have said 'for fucks sake' in that situation.

I'd have just called him a cunt.

[traxler]

Traxler, I'm still working on your character. I want him to be fantastique!

Can I have a tiara that dazzles peoples eyes out?

[Faded]

INTERLUDE
It was a supposed to be a Blind Date, Melonhead thought. But when he discovered that Dagger was a man, he was speechless. And now, the whole Broadway was under attack. What to do??
END OF INTERLUDE
The jet was parked in a hidden street.
- Caney, Twilight, I need you guys here in case we need a quick escape- Volk said.
- Who appointed you leader, boy?
- It’s my turn, Jake V! You know we rotate!
- OK, OK, Lordy!
The CBRs were ready. Volk, Jake, Hi-Fi, Faded, Andres, Chris, Sentinel K and Sketch got out of the plane. Andres stopped.
- Espera! Where’s Mikl?
- Sorry, dudes. My old boss is calling me. – Mikl didn’t leave the jet. Sentinel K did not look happy.
- You’re with us now! Where do your loyalty lies, mate?
- Tyra found me on the streets, Pete! She thought me how to use my powers! I owe her.
And with that, Mikl turned into smoke and disappeared into the night.
- Or, for fucks sake! – Pete said before putting his mind on the mission.
- Listen up, gang! We all read the files. Novaya and Flight are a dangerous duo. It’s even worse with the cast of villains they assembled: Nyssane has eight arms, Flâneur has poisonous cakes, Mr. Jip makes people who touches him crazy and Streator controls fire. They’re not amateurs!
- Volk, you’re actually a fantastic actor. One could say you’re NOT craping your pants. – Chris pointed out.
- Enough with the jokes. We should respect Volk!
- Oh, Andres, you’re just saying that because you can’t be leader anymore, since you messed up in our last mission – Chris continued. – I mean, we were supposed to SAVE those cuys!!
They reached the main street on Broadway, all smokey with some fires here and there. Sketch was ready for the fight.
- Shut up, everybody. It’s kickin ass time!
- So dreamy – smiled Chris.
Faded was the first to see it.
- Watch Out!
But it was too late. A big CAKE came flying through the sky right into Sentinel K’s face! He fell down.
- It’s Flâneur. HIDE!!! – was Volk order.
Flâneur was actually working with Nyssane. The young Nyssie was using his eight arms to throw a lot of cakes at the same time. The CBRs ran and got separated quick. One of the cakes almost got Faded but Hi-Fi got her out of the way.
- Down, Faded!
They both fell together, one above the other.
- Sorry, Hi-Fi, but it’s not the time for that. And I can take care of myself, sweetie.
She blinked at him, as both of them got up and out of the main street to hide. Meanwhile, the cakes were still reaching the skies, searching for our heroes. One of them almost got Chris.
- Enough is enough! I have an addition tomorrow, imbeciles!
A big thunder came from above and nearly killed Flâneur and Nyssane. Volk1 got near Sentinel K.
- Are you ok, Pete?
- Yeah, I’ll be fine- he said, trying to clean his face. The Elizabeths appeared.
- Oh My God, that’s hilarious – laughed Liz.
- Looking good, Pete! – teased Beth.
And they disappeared again. Volk looked around.
- Where’s Chris? We need to thank him.
But suddenly he saw Chris body’s in the floor, barely breathing. Near him, Flight and Novaya Havok were laughing together. Flight spoke.
- I AM FLIGHT! And it’s time, Volk 1, for you to feel My Power!!
Flight and Novaya Havok hold their hands and a big powerful energy bean came from their freed hands. A FATAL bean.

TO BE CONTINUED.

LMAAAAOOOOOOO.
FATAL.

What are my powers?!

[jeangreydp]

Well my sacrifices to the Dateline NBC Gods finally paid off-

Stone Phillips came through my drive-thru today.

*dreamy sigh*

[Faded]

Stupid Thor, ruining my whoring of Loners Issue No. 5 IN STORES TODAY.

[traxler]

Traxler!!!

Hihot bitch!

I've not been well.
*looks around for audience sympathy*

But now........
*rips off cheap Zara Dior-ripoff suit to reveal fabulously tanned, freshfromextensivesurgery body*

I'M BAAAACK!!!

[Nyssane]

Like eight-armed Nyssane would ever team up with a feeb like Flight.

[Hi-Fi]

Well my sacrifices to the Dateline NBC Gods finally paid off-

Stone Phillips came through my drive-thru today.

*dreamy sigh*
Read my CBR story! You're in it!

Hihot bitch!

I've not been well.
*looks around for audience sympathy*

But now........
*rips off cheap Zara Dior-ripoff suit to reveal fabulously tanned, freshfromextensivesurgery body*

I'M BAAAACK!!!
Oh, you were really at the hospital? :eek:

Are you ok now, Trax?

LMAAAAOOOOOOO.
FATAL.

What are my powers?!
All will be revealed in time.

[Flâneur]

Together Clint and I are the POUNDCAKES!!

[Christopher O]

INTERLUDE
It was a supposed to be a Blind Date, Melonhead thought. But when he discovered that Dagger was a man, he was speechless. And now, the whole Broadway was under attack. What to do??
END OF INTERLUDE
The jet was parked in a hidden street.
- Caney, Twilight, I need you guys here in case we need a quick escape- Volk said.
- Who appointed you leader, boy?
- It’s my turn, Jake V! You know we rotate!
- OK, OK, Lordy!
The CBRs were ready. Volk, Jake, Hi-Fi, Faded, Andres, Chris, Sentinel K and Sketch got out of the plane. Andres stopped.
- Espera! Where’s Mikl?
- Sorry, dudes. My old boss is calling me. – Mikl didn’t leave the jet. Sentinel K did not look happy.
- You’re with us now! Where do your loyalty lies, mate?
- Tyra found me on the streets, Pete! She thought me how to use my powers! I owe her.
And with that, Mikl turned into smoke and disappeared into the night.
- Or, for fucks sake! – Pete said before putting his mind on the mission.
- Listen up, gang! We all read the files. Novaya and Flight are a dangerous duo. It’s even worse with the cast of villains they assembled: Nyssane has eight arms, Flâneur has poisonous cakes, Mr. Jip makes people who touches him crazy and Streator controls fire. They’re not amateurs!
- Volk, you’re actually a fantastic actor. One could say you’re NOT craping your pants. – Chris pointed out.
- Enough with the jokes. We should respect Volk!
- Oh, Andres, you’re just saying that because you can’t be leader anymore, since you messed up in our last mission – Chris continued. – I mean, we were supposed to SAVE those cuys!!
They reached the main street on Broadway, all smokey with some fires here and there. Sketch was ready for the fight.
- Shut up, everybody. It’s kickin ass time!
- So dreamy – smiled Chris.
Faded was the first to see it.
- Watch Out!
But it was too late. A big CAKE came flying through the sky right into Sentinel K’s face! He fell down.
- It’s Flâneur. HIDE!!! – was Volk order.
Flâneur was actually working with Nyssane. The young Nyssie was using his eight arms to throw a lot of cakes at the same time. The CBRs ran and got separated quick. One of the cakes almost got Faded but Hi-Fi got her out of the way.
- Down, Faded!
They both fell together, one above the other.
- Sorry, Hi-Fi, but it’s not the time for that. And I can take care of myself, sweetie.
She blinked at him, as both of them got up and out of the main street to hide. Meanwhile, the cakes were still reaching the skies, searching for our heroes. One of them almost got Chris.
- Enough is enough! I have an addition tomorrow, imbeciles!
A big thunder came from above and nearly killed Flâneur and Nyssane. Volk1 got near Sentinel K.
- Are you ok, Pete?
- Yeah, I’ll be fine- he said, trying to clean his face. The Elizabeths appeared.
- Oh My God, that’s hilarious – laughed Liz.
- Looking good, Pete! – teased Beth.
And they disappeared again. Volk looked around.
- Where’s Chris? We need to thank him.
But suddenly he saw Chris body’s in the floor, barely breathing. Near him, Flight and Novaya Havok were laughing together. Flight spoke.
- I AM FLIGHT! And it’s time, Volk 1, for you to feel My Power!!
Flight and Novaya Havok hold their hands and a big powerful energy bean came from their freed hands. A FATAL bean.

TO BE CONTINUED.
LOL
I love it, but I better not die! I'll miss my audition!

Traxler!!!
I know!

[traxler]

[QUOTE=Hi-Fi;
Oh, you were really at the hospital? :eek:

Are you ok now, Trax?[/QUOTE]

yeah, but I'll survive.


I can't believe Fury changed his AV!!

And Hi Jeanie

[Nyssane]

Together Clint and I are the POUNDCAKES!!

OMG WE ARE. We should be having sex while throwing cakes. Then our duo can be called Poundcakes, like Fenris only hotter.

[jeangreydp]

Hi-Fi, how did you find out about our teleportation powers?

we only EVER use them when Pete is in a pie-in-the-face situation.

[Karl H]

Hold on...


Dagger's a boy?

I AM UNDONE

[jeangreydp]

yeah, but I'll survive.


I can't believe Fury changed his AV!!

And Hi Jeanie

Hi Hunny!

Your were is the hospital?? OH NOES!

:(

I hope you are feeling better!

[Flâneur]

OMG WE ARE. We should be having sex while throwing cakes. Then our duo can be called Poundcakes, like Fenris only hotter.
zomg yes!
I am so topping you though.:p

[Hi-Fi]

Hi-Fi, how did you find out about our teleportation powers?

we only EVER use them when Pete is in a pie-in-the-face situation.
You need to read Part I to fully understand your powers. LOL.

[Karl H]

I feel like posting a survey about Hi-Fi's saga but really can't be arsed - I've got more work to do than when I'm actually sat at work. Doh!

[traxler]

Hi Hunny!

Your were is the hospital?? OH NOES!

:(

I hope you are feeling better!

Much better thanks.

Jean, you know you started dealing in mortgages a year or so ago, and about that time the U.S. market got a bit over-extended, and since then there's been a stock market run and a teeny weeny international investment crisis.

Well, I just wanted to ask you..... any connection there?

[Pwood]

Does this trip anyone else out?

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0709/lunation_ajc.gif

[Sentinel K]

Does this trip anyone else out?

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0709/lunation_ajc.gif

That is pretty darn cool.

[traxler]

That is pretty darn cool.

Thank Dog I haven't smoked any thing naughty tonight.

[Karl H]

Did anyone pick up Star wars : Legacy today?

I'm kinda keen on finding out what happened but can't handle trawling through 50 odd pages of extreme nerdery on theforce.net to find out.

[Mikl C]

aahahahahaha
tyra trained me in my powers!
HOW DARE YOU! CONTROL!!!
lol.

[Pwood]

That is pretty darn cool.

My astronomy professor told me about it because we are learning about the Moon.

[Nyssane]

zomg yes!
I am so topping you though.:p

Nope, I pound your cakes while tossing the desserts.

[Joe Acro]

Does this trip anyone else out?Thanks for lagging the page.:mad:Seriously, though. That's nifty.

[Pwood]

Thanks for lagging the page.:mad:Seriously, though. That's nifty.

It's totally worth it...

[Sentinel K]

Thanks for lagging the page.:mad:Seriously, though. That's nifty.

Shut the hell up mother-fucker.

[Mikl C]

lol
at the cocktalk.
Faded being dirty makes me GASP!!
with horniness!

[traxler]

Thanks for lagging the page.:mad:Seriously, though. That's nifty.

Do you have one of those telephones with a handle on the side?

[Joe Acro]

It's totally worth it...Maybe so.

Shut the hell up mother-fucker.Maybe I should. And then go fuck your mom. That whore.

[Flâneur]

Nope, I pound your cakes while tossing the desserts.
Ah but I provide the cream and the topping.;)

[Joe Acro]

Do you have one of those telephones with a handle on the side?Hell, no. But I fail to see the relevance.

[Nyssane]

Ah but I provide the cream and the topping.;)

Where do you think they get the poison from? YOUR VENOMOUS SEMEN.

Next time I bottom for someone, which'll be in like 5 years, I'm seriously going to say "YEAH, DUDE, POUND MY CAKES." Just to see what he'd say.

[traxler]

Hell, no. But I fail to see the relevance.

Because the Bakalite slows down the internet connection.

SweartoDogit'strue.

[Brian M.]

I just ate one of those Activa yogurts by accident, thought it was a regular one, now I feel like I'm gonna shit my pants.

[Pwood]

I can't find anything productive to do.

Maybe I'll bag and board the comics I got from eBay...hmmm.

[Flâneur]

Where do you think they get the poison from? YOUR VENOMOUS SEMEN.

Next time I bottom for someone, which'll be in like 5 years, I'm seriously going to say "YEAH, DUDE, POUND MY CAKES." Just to see what he'd say.

LOL!

And you'll be bottoming alot sooner than that - transcontinental sex for the win!;)

[Joe Acro]

Because the Bakalite slows down the internet connection.

SweartoDogit'strue.Even for cable Internet?

[Sentinel K]

Robert Plant sure has aged badly.

[xgeek52]

me too, since i haven't seen one since i was a teenager...

so what's th stitch trax, with the phone... i know people...

[TinMan]

I just ate one of those Activa yogurts by accident, thought it was a regular one, now I feel like I'm gonna shit my pants.

Why, did you put a laxitive in it as well? Feelin a little consti-ma-pated?

[Hi-Fi]

CHAPTER 3:

Profezzor X parked the minivan near the big CBR HQ. He was really mad for being left behind. He reached the small screen near the big door ans waited for DDM to appear.
- Hello, Profezzor X. Rough day?
- Just open the fricking door, ok??
- As you wish.
DDM was actually the computer controlling the entire building. The door was finally opened and Profezzor X was in. The first thing he saw was a desperate Kalen.
- What happened?
- What happened??? Affinity happened!! That little—
- He’s gone?
- Yeah, he’s gone! Probably with the First Squad! Cayman let him under my care and that RAT is gone now! – and with that, Kalen opened one of the various door in the big hall and vanished.
Profezzor X reached the training room. Part of the Secong Squad was being trained by Jack Flash: RoguishGirl, W. R. Venom, Victor Borkowski, Jester and Frog. The session has just ended.
- You did great, guys. Nice reflexes, Frog- Jack Flash was happy with the results.
- Those kids will never be true super-heroes if you keep training them like that. They need REAL fight.
Jack Flash turned around.
- It’s not up to you, Moranor. You’re just a guest here.
- We’ll see about that. Cayman and Dizzy aren’t seeing things eye to eye for a long time. I think things will be changing pretty soon around here.
- What does that mean? – inquired RoguishGirl.
- It means you’re gonna get some real action, girl- Moranor replied.

MEANWHILE

The theater was ruined. People were dead. Melonhead and Dagger were trying to hide.
- Over here! - a voice came from a hidden door.
- Go, Dagger, go.
Melonhead and Dagger entered the door and closed it behind them. A young greek man named Mitsaso was inside it, in costume.
- This was my big opening!! And now the play is ruined. This is ridiculous.
- I’m so sorry. My name is Dagger and this is Melonhead. What’s your name?
- Dagger? Melonhead? Are you fucking kidding me?? What kind of NAMES are those???
An awkward silence filled the room.

OUTSIDE
Sketch finally found Hi-Fi and Faded. They have been… er, hiding this whole time.
- We need to find the others.
- Have you seen Andres?
- Nope.
Meanwhile, Volk1 was lying down. Luckily, his invulnerable body protected him from Flight and Novaya’s FATAL bean. But he couldn’t get up. He was out. So was Chris. And now Sentinel K was also falling, courtesy of Flâneur’s poisonous cake. Novaya Havok laughed out loud.
- Ha! Those losers are WEAK! They’re totally meh. Oh, Flight!
- Should we invite this one to the wedding, though? I like his CLOTHES!
But the conversation was interrupted. Jake V put down his cigar on Flight’s face!
- ARGH!!!
- What the Devil!!- Novaya shouted. – How did you get so close without us seeing you?
- Simple. I’m invisible- and with that, Jake was gone again. Novaya run away.
- Yeah, ok, not staying, bye-bye.
- You’re not going anywhere – Jake made Novaya trip.
- And neither will you, My Dear!!Hahahahahaha
It was Mr. Jip. He touched Jake’s face. Jake began to smile. Then to laugh. Then to LAUGH OUT LOUD. He was CRAZY!

TO BE CONTINUED.

[traxler]

i know people...

that smacks of mafia, since you come from Los Vegas.

(Which kind of turns me on......)

[Sentinel K]

Why, did you put a laxitive in it as well? Feelin a little consti-ma-pated?

He feels like that cos he just had a cock up his ass.


Maybe.

[Brian M.]

Why, did you put a laxitive in it as well? Feelin a little consti-ma-pated?

No duchebag. But I eat yogurt for my afternoon snack and didn't realize this was one of those ones that is just fucking loaded w/ fiber.

I'm going to go see Shoot 'Em Up after work today...can't wait. I'm pumped, I like Clive Owen.

[Brian M.]

I feels like that cos he just had a cock up his ass.


Maybe.

I'll be happy to fly across the ocean just to kick you in the nuts.

[Sentinel K]

Hi-Fi do you REALLY mean 'bean'?

Or do you mean 'beam'?

[Brian M.]

CHAPTER 3:

Profezzor X parked the minivan near the big CBR HQ. He was really mad for being left behind. He reached the small screen near the big door ans waited for DDM to appear.
- Hello, Profezzor X. Rough day?
- Just open the fricking door, ok??
- As you wish.
DDM was actually the computer controlling the entire building. The door was finally opened and Profezzor X was in. The first thing he saw was a desperate Kalen.
- What happened?
- What happened??? Affinity happened!! That little—
- He’s gone?
- Yeah, he’s gone! Probably with the First Squad! Cayman let him under my care and that RAT is gone now! – and with that, Kalen opened one of the various door in the big hall and vanished.
Profezzor X reached the training room. Part of the Secong Squad was being trained by Jack Flash: RoguishGirl, W. R. Venom, Victor Borkowski, Jester and Frog. The session has just ended.
- You did great, guys. Nice reflexes, Frog- Jack Flash was happy with the results.
- Those kids will never be true super-heroes if you keep training them like that. They need REAL fight.
Jack Flash turned around.
- It’s not up to you, Moranor. You’re just a guest here.
- We’ll see about that. Cayman and Dizzy aren’t seeing things eye to eye for a long time. I think things will be changing pretty soon around here.
- What does that mean? – inquired RoguishGirl.
- It means you’re gonna get some real action, girl- Moranor replied.

MEANWHILE

The theater was ruined. People were dead. Melonhead and Dagger were trying to hide.
- Over here! - a voice came from a hidden door.
- Go, Dagger, go.
Melonhead and Dagger entered the door and closed it behind them. A young greek man named Mitsaso was inside it, in costume.
- This was my big opening!! And now the play is ruined. This is ridiculous.
- I’m so sorry. My name is Dagger and this is Melonhead. What’s your name?
- Dagger? Melonhead? Are you fucking kidding me?? What kind of NAMES are those???
An awkward silence filled the room.

OUTSIDE
Sketch finally found Hi-Fi and Faded. They have been… er, hiding this whole time.
- We need to find the others.
- Have you seen Andres?
- Nope.
Meanwhile, Volk1 was lying down. Luckily, his invulnerable body protected him from Flight and Novaya’s FATAL bean. But he couldn’t get up. He was out. So was Chris. And now Sentinel K was also falling, courtesy of Flâneur’s poisonous cake. Novaya Havok laughed out loud.
- Ha! Those losers are WEAK! They’re totally meh. Oh, Flight!
- Should we invite this one to the wedding, though? I like his CLOTHES!
But the conversation was interrupted. Jake V put down his cigar on Flight’s face!
- ARGH!!!
- What the Devil!!- Novaya shouted. – How did you get so close without us seeing you?
- Simple. I’m invisible- and with that, Jake was gone again. Novaya run away.
- Yeah, ok, not staying, bye-bye.
- You’re not going anywhere – Jake made Novaya trip.
- And neither will you, My Dear!!Hahahahahaha
It was Mr. Jip. He touched Jake’s face. Jake began to smile. Then to laugh. Then to LAUGH OUT LOUD. He was CRAZY!

TO BE CONTINUED.


For some reason a porno groove played in my head when I read this.

[TinMan]

No duchebag. But I eat yogurt for my afternoon snack and didn't realize this was one of those ones that is just fucking loaded w/ fiber. I didn't know those have extra fiber... I was just looking at their ingredients yesterday at the store as well, totally didn't notice that.

I'm going to go see Shoot 'Em Up after work today...can't wait. I'm pumped, I like Clive Owen. I wouldn't mind seeing that, Clive owen is pretty cool.

[RoguishGurl]

CHAPTER 3:

Profezzor X parked the minivan near the big CBR HQ. He was really mad for being left behind. He reached the small screen near the big door ans waited for DDM to appear.
- Hello, Profezzor X. Rough day?
- Just open the fricking door, ok??
- As you wish.
DDM was actually the computer controlling the entire building. The door was finally opened and Profezzor X was in. The first thing he saw was a desperate Kalen.
- What happened?
- What happened??? Affinity happened!! That little—
- He’s gone?
- Yeah, he’s gone! Probably with the First Squad! Cayman let him under my care and that RAT is gone now! – and with that, Kalen opened one of the various door in the big hall and vanished.
Profezzor X reached the training room. Part of the Secong Squad was being trained by Jack Flash: RoguishGirl, W. R. Venom, Victor Borkowski, Jester and Frog. The session has just ended.
- You did great, guys. Nice reflexes, Frog- Jack Flash was happy with the results.
- Those kids will never be true super-heroes if you keep training them like that. They need REAL fight.
Jack Flash turned around.
- It’s not up to you, Moranor. You’re just a guest here.
- We’ll see about that. Cayman and Dizzy aren’t seeing things eye to eye for a long time. I think things will be changing pretty soon around here.
- What does that mean? – inquired RoguishGirl.
- It means you’re gonna get some real action, girl- Moranor replied.

MEANWHILE

The theater was ruined. People were dead. Melonhead and Dagger were trying to hide.
- Over here! - a voice came from a hidden door.
- Go, Dagger, go.
Melonhead and Dagger entered the door and closed it behind them. A young greek man named Mitsaso was inside it, in costume.
- This was my big opening!! And now the play is ruined. This is ridiculous.
- I’m so sorry. My name is Dagger and this is Melonhead. What’s your name?
- Dagger? Melonhead? Are you fucking kidding me?? What kind of NAMES are those???
An awkward silence filled the room.

OUTSIDE
Sketch finally found Hi-Fi and Faded. They have been… er, hiding this whole time.
- We need to find the others.
- Have you seen Andres?
- Nope.
Meanwhile, Volk1 was lying down. Luckily, his invulnerable body protected him from Flight and Novaya’s FATAL bean. But he couldn’t get up. He was out. So was Chris. And now Sentinel K was also falling, courtesy of Flâneur’s poisonous cake. Novaya Havok laughed out loud.
- Ha! Those losers are WEAK! They’re totally meh. Oh, Flight!
- Should we invite this one to the wedding, though? I like his CLOTHES!
But the conversation was interrupted. Jake V put down his cigar on Flight’s face!
- ARGH!!!
- What the Devil!!- Novaya shouted. – How did you get so close without us seeing you?
- Simple. I’m invisible- and with that, Jake was gone again. Novaya run away.
- Yeah, ok, not staying, bye-bye.
- You’re not going anywhere – Jake made Novaya trip.
- And neither will you, My Dear!!Hahahahahaha
It was Mr. Jip. He touched Jake’s face. Jake began to smile. Then to laugh. Then to LAUGH OUT LOUD. He was CRAZY!

TO BE CONTINUED.

I see me!! I see me!! And I talk!! :D

So yeah, I was sitting on a bench with one of my friends and this big bee flies next to us. Okay, so it wasn't that big, but that thing was so scary. and since I have Apiphobia it was extra scary. so I screamed and everyone looked at me like I was crazy. Yeah, I fear and hate bees and wasps.

[TinMan]

He feels like that cos he just had a cock up his ass.


Maybe.

Was it yours?

[Brian M.]

I didn't know those have extra fiber... I was just looking at their ingredients yesterday at the store as well, totally didn't notice that.

I wouldn't mind seeing that, Clive owen is pretty cool.

I remember seeing the commericals. They tell you to eat one a day. I figured they were exaggerating like most advertisments do...my stomach is rumbling like an earthquake.

Yea, my buddy sent me a link to a bootleg copy of the movie, the first fight scene is fucking sick. Paul Giamatti (sp) looks pretty good in the movie too, I like him as a villian.

[Karl H]

At least you're not trapped in a closet with Dagger! - megalols - we're like Charles and Mags in TAS s2!!!. I fear that by asking a question - this fictional DDM has already exhibited too much emotion though Hi-fi!

[Joe Acro]

Things are looking good with the cashiers office. I'll need to call them later to verify.

[TinMan]

I remember seeing the commericals. They tell you to eat one a day. I figured they were exaggerating like most advertisments do...my stomach is rumbling like an earthquake.Ah, gotcha, must be fast acting. I've started taking metamucil for extra fiber and it doesn't tear me up like that.

Yea, my buddy sent me a link to a bootleg copy of the movie, the first fight scene is fucking sick. Paul Giamatti (sp) looks pretty good in the movie too, I like him as a villian. I like Giamatti in general, he's a good actor. He was hilarious as "Pig Vomit" in Private Parts.

[Matthew K.]

Shoot 'Em Up looks kickass Brian. Let me know how it goes.

[Brian M.]

Ah, gotcha, must be fast acting. I've started taking metamucil for extra fiber and it doesn't tear me up like that.

I like Giamatti in general, he's a good actor. He was hilarious as "Pig Vomit" in Private Parts.

Yea, I don't know, it wasn't that good tasting, so I don't recommend it. I'll stick w/ my Publix brand peach yogurt. It's good shit.

Giamatti was great in Private Parts, he was really good in the Illusionist. That's a man who can act.

Shoot 'Em Up looks kickass Brian. Let me know how it goes.

I've heard you get to see Monica Belluci's boob's. I'm pumped.

[RoguishGurl]

I've heard you get to see Monica Belluci's boob's. I'm pumped.

Ugh!!! Men!

[Sentinel K]

Was it yours?

No.

It was your Mom's.

[Brian M.]

No.

It was your Mom's.

That's not a dick, it's just one of those dead fetus's that get lost up in there.

[Matthew K.]

I've heard you get to see Monica Belluci's boob's. I'm pumped.

Indeed...a pump-worthy time. She is smokin'


I have to go out to dinner...later gang

[TinMan]

Yea, I don't know, it wasn't that good tasting, so I don't recommend it. I'll stick w/ my Publix brand peach yogurt. It's good shit.I get this "Light and Fit" stuff from Aldi, it's fat free and tasty. They've got peach, strawberry cheese cake, lemon, and key lime. I like peach and strawberry cheese cake best.

Giamatti was great in Private Parts, he was really good in the Illusionist. That's a man who can act.I haven't seen that movie yet, but would like to.

I've heard you get to see Monica Belluci's boob's. I'm pumped.
That makes it worth viewing all in itself!

[TinMan]

Ugh!!! Men!Can we see yours?... what? :p

No.

It was your Mom's.I should have known!

That's not a dick, it's just one of those dead fetus's that get lost up in there.
Yeah, that's just wrong. Well done!

[RoguishGurl]

Can we see yours?... what? :p


Sorry, no can do. :p I have to go to class now. Bye guys.

[Pro]

Watching a few of the first hillstreet blues episodes i found online. That really was the best police series ever ..

[Joe Acro]

I think when the Marvel/DC list starts, I'll start counting down my Top 10 Marvel characters. But it'll need to go faster than my DC one did, to keep up.

[traxler]

Watching a few of the first hillstreet blues episodes i found online. That really was the best police series ever ..

cough* Z-Cars * Cough

[Karl H]

Sorry, no can do. :p I have to go to class now. Bye guys.

way to scare off the girl boys.

cough* Z-Cars * Cough

Incorrect

everyone knows the answer is either Dixon of Dock Green or Juliet Bravo

[traxler]

Incorrect

everyone knows the answer is either Dixon of Dock Green or Juliet Bravo

But Z Cars was gritty.

[Brian M.]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2737/n9422568352662982608ei5.jpg

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3042/n9422568352663013254pj5.jpg

Couple photo's from our game the other day. Good times w/ 106,000 friends.

[Dizzy D]

Claremont/Lee was good comic books.

-Brian

I'm too bothered by the flaws these days. My mutant power of disbelief-levitation has been erased with M-day. (Rogue shot in Soviet airspace and crashlands on Genosha, a bit South of Madagascar? That was a *steep* angle of descent.)

I hate Pink Floyd.

-Twi

I like you, Twi, but you should now pack your bags. It is not working out between us. It's not me, it's you.

HI-FI'S CBR SAGA BEGINS HERE!!!

This makes me miss Flight's stories. Awesome, Hi-Fi.


I've heard you get to see Monica Belluci's boob's. I'm pumped.

She gets them out in loads of movies, so not really anything new. Always happy to see her in a movie and Clive Owen.

"I heard she gets her boobs out in this movie."
"You've seen her boobs dozens of times."
" ... they might have changed."
I just wish I could remember what that scene was from.

[Dizzy D]

Couple photo's from our game the other day. Good times w/ 106,000 friends.

I think Waldo is in the upper right corner.

[Dizzy D]

I think when the Marvel/DC list starts, I'll start counting down my Top 10 Marvel characters. But it'll need to go faster than my DC one did, to keep up.

I'm anticipating this list. Too bad the Top 30 Comedians in YABS didn't get much response (just enough to not have my first place vote for Eddie Izzard get him on the list. Aw...)

[Brian M.]

I think Waldo is in the upper right corner.

He was. We found that son of a bitch wearing red, which is a sin in Knoxville and we tossed him over the edge of the stadium.

[Joe Acro]

I'm anticipating this list. Too bad the Top 30 Comedians in YABS didn't get much response (just enough to not have my first place vote for Eddie Izzard get him on the list. Aw...)
There was a Comedians list in YABS? That should've been advertised.

[Cayman]

Mais non, it was Cop Rock

[Christopher O]

This makes me miss Flight's stories. Awesome, Hi-Fi.
You just like it because he made you the boss! Egomaniac!!!

[Karl H]

There was a Comedians list in YABS? That should've been advertised.

They'd never let us in their little club - not being lesbians n all

[Karl H]

You just like it because he made you the boss! Egomaniac!!!

Trouble is. Dizz is obviously Xavier. Does this make Cayman Magneto? I hope not - I like Cayman.

[Petes Pants]

New survey!

Are you satisfied with your face?

[Dizzy D]

You just like it because he made you the boss! Egomaniac!!!

Shut up and go back to cleaning my boots, minion... uhm... employee! (Aw, just doesn't have the same ring to it.)

[Christopher O]

Trouble is. Dizz is obviously Xavier. Does this make Cayman Magneto? I hope not - I like Cayman.
I think it makes him Cyclops.
Shut up and go back to cleaning my boots, minion... uhm... employee! (Aw, just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Didn't you read the story? I'm a goddess and a queen. I don't do common work.

[Jack Flash]

I wonder who I am? I picture myself as Bliss. watch out! the mouth inside my mouth will bite your neck!

[Dizzy D]

New survey!

Are you satisfied with your face?

It keeps the various bodily fluids from running down my skull, so I guess it's doing the job.

[Dizzy D]

I think it makes him Cyclops.

Didn't you read the story? I'm a goddess and a queen. I don't do common work.

Yes, yes, yes.. You are a goddess and a queen and now you're baking me a pie.

[Karl H]

New survey!

Are you satisfied with your face?

I am yes. I'll tell you what I'm not satisfied with though. BRINGING BACK THREADS ABOUT THE NEO...

[Cayman]

I am Erik The Red.

[Dizzy D]

I am yes. I'll tell you what I'm not satisfied with though. BRINGING BACK THREADS ABOUT THE NEO...

Aw man, the Neo were awesome:

Domina:"We're the next step in evolution. We're beyond simple mutants."
Franklin Richards:"I'm five years old and still believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny and even I don't believe this."
Domina:"Shut up! Look at him. Salvo! He has GUNS for ARMS! That's how advanced we are."
Random:"I have guns for arms."
Domina:"Yes, but nobody likes you."
Salvo *whispers to Random*:"Nobody likes me either. The other Neo always mock me by dropping stuff in front of me and ask me to pick it up. I would hug myself at night if I didn't have these cold metal arms."

[Nyssane]

HEY, *I* liked Salvo. He and Rax were the only worthwhile Neo at ALL.

[Petes Pants]

I am yes. I'll tell you what I'm not satisfied with though. BRINGING BACK THREADS ABOUT THE NEO...

Hey! I'm suffering through this foolishness and I won't go it alone. I need your support in this time of crisis.

[Dizzy D]

HEY, *I* liked Salvo.

Your honor, exhibit A.

[Pach!]

LMAO at Hiffy's story!

"Espera, where is Mikl?" I love the insertion of random spanish words.

I am however worried about me being nowhere to be found. :(

[Karl H]

Hey! I'm suffering through this foolishness and I won't go it alone. I need your support in this time of crisis.

I drank my first glass of haterade after reading the Neo arc.

Horrible on so many levels. I have tried to blot it from my memory. There are trigger words out there that are neo related and send me into an X-23 esque killing frenzy. Watch out.

[Petes Pants]

Psimitar???

[Dizzy D]

Psimitar???

Is that Neo-related?

[Mikl C]

These kfc ads make me lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-yG50MfCMU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjup9SXhm0Q

[Sentinel K]

I drank my first glass of haterade after reading the Neo arc.

Horrible on so many levels. I have tried to blot it from my memory. There are trigger words out there that are neo related and send me into an X-23 esque killing frenzy. Watch out.

It's not even on the same level as 'The Twelve' or 'Ages of Apocalypse'. Truly awful stuff.

[Karl H]

*slash*
*xcut*
*eviscerate*
*focussed totality of rage*

aarrrgh its like having a rectal prolapse in my brain..... The horror

[Hi-Fi]

It's not even on the same level as 'The Twelve' or 'Ages of Apocalypse'. Truly awful stuff.
I disagree. I had more fun reading The Twelve, as horrid as it was.

[Karl H]

It's not even on the same level as 'The Twelve' or 'Ages of Apocalypse'. Truly awful stuff.

there are times I look at the fucking awful output in those years and I honestly wonder how/ why we all made it through and carried on reading X-books.

[Mikl C]

At least the Twelve had Davis pencilling.
Neo had RANEY *retches uncontrollably*

[The Fury]

At least the Twelve had Davis pencilling.
Neo had RANEY *retches uncontrollably*
Raney? I think you'll find for most of it, Leinil Yu drew it. And that is inked beautiful Leinil Yu, not scratchy sketch stuff we get now.

[Mikl C]

Raney did SOME of it, which means it is TAINTED with SHITNESS Fury.
DO NOT QUESTION ME.

[The Fury]

DO NOT QUESTION ME.
Is that a statement or a request?

[Dizzy D]

Raney? I think you'll find for most of it, Leinil Yu drew it. And that is inked beautiful Leinil Yu, not scratchy sketch stuff we get now.


I like current Yu and early Wolverine Yu a lot better than X-Men Yu (and the costumes.. argh..)

not to say that The Twelve's art was any better: it is by far Davis' worst work and some parts of the Twelve had Liefeld on art.

[Pwood]

I got the Michael Turner variant on Daredevil today. The shop had all three covers, but I couldn't decide so I just went with the one he held for me...

[Dizzy D]

I got the Michael Turner variant on Daredevil today. The shop had all three covers, but I couldn't decide so I just went with the one he held for me...

And you went with Turner?

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7532/graileg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You chose ... poorly.

[Karl H]

pwood - I just sent you a friend request.

please don't reject me.

[Sentinel K]

And you went with Turner?

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7532/graileg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You chose ... poorly.

They guy who made the grail and the grail diary came into my shop today.

What do people think of the 'The kingdom of the crystal skull'?

[Pwood]

pwood - I just sent you a friend request.

please don't reject me.

Why would I? melonhead/Pwood '08!

Oh wait, you live in the UK...

[Pwood]

And you went with Turner?

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7532/graileg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You chose ... poorly.

Well, I know the owner pretty well and he saved that copy for me because he knows how much I love Daredevil's book, so I didn't want to say no...

Plus, I don't have that much of a problem with Turner. I don't like the way he draws jaws, but other than that, I like it...

[RoguishGurl]

way to scare off the girl boys.


Those silly boys didn't scare me off melon. When you have a lot of guy friends, you get use to that stuff.

[Pwood]

I liked New Avengers...especially when they did that spell to show who they truly were/wanted to be and it showed Hawkeye as Captain America...

[_Jayme_]

Inspirational indeed.

But not as inspirational as.......

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7572/danielle001rl5.jpg

Danielle Donato for Big Brother 8!!! WOOOOOooooo....*notices no one else is cheering and sits down*

[Cayman]

They guy who made the grail and the grail diary came into my shop today.

What do people think of the 'The kingdom of the crystal skull'?

It's a decent title. It still has the pulpy feel of the previous ones.

[Sentinel K]

It's a decent title. It still has the pulpy feel of the previous ones.

I agree it has the same pulpy serial title of the others but i cant help thinking it should be shorter. Something a bit snappier.

But i guess (the retconned title) 'IJ and the Raiders of the Lost Ark' isn't exactly short and snappy so.... I guess I'm down with it.

[caney]

And you went with Turner?

You chose ... poorly.

OMG! That scene after he drinks from that cup totally scared me when I saw that as a kid. I had a nightmare about that!

*psychological trauma* :(

[caney]

I'm really enjoying the flashback parts of the last few GEN 13 issues. Is anyone else reading that book?

[Joe Acro]

I come back only to have avoid another alternate timeline vs. alternate reality discussion. Some people.

[Pwood]

I'm really enjoying the flashback parts of the last few GEN 13 issues. Is anyone else reading that book?

My LCS owner made fun of it today. I have no clue about it at all though...

For the record, he makes remarks about almost everything...

[Matthew K.]

My LCS owner made fun of it today. I have no clue about it at all though...

For the record, he makes remarks about almost everything...

do you live in Springfield?

[Pwood]

do you live in Springfield?

I'm not sure I follow...

[Joe Acro]

My LCS owner made fun of it today. I have no clue about it at all though...

For the record, he makes remarks about almost everything...Every comic book shop needs a guy who will discuss comics. I'm not sure if that's that guy, though.

[Matthew K.]

a snarky comic book guy who makes comments/pokes fun at everything reminds me of the LCS owner from the Siimpsons

[Pwood]

Every comic book shop needs a guy who will discuss comics. I'm not sure if that's that guy, though.

No, he will discuss anything with you, really. But on some days, he's kind of angsty and fiesty. We just have completely different tastes...

I did meet a guy today that seemed pretty cool though. He shared a lot of the same veiws about comics as I did, so that was cool...

[madrox1977]

BLATANT PLUG: just posted an Illyana pic in the Magik thread, go see if you can be bothered

[caney]

My LCS owner made fun of it today. I have no clue about it at all though...

For the record, he makes remarks about almost everything...

Awww, screw that guy! I like it!

I hate any LCS worker who feels like it's their responsibility to judge the books you're buying from them. Just STFU, take my money, and give me my books!

[Hi-Fi]

Where the fuck is my New X-Men preview??

ANNOYING.

[Pach!]

Where the fuck is my Hi-Fi story part IV?