Qwerty Appreciation Thread

[Brian M.]

She was such a great character. Lying there on the floor of the Morlock tunnels, motionless, speechless, having others wash her, feed her, wipe her, clothe her, just really was AWESOME!!!

What Brubaker did with her character and so great, I only wish we'd gotten to know her more. Her powers, her personality, her family. Was she gay? Was she straight?

I'd post a picture of her, but we only have one and it kinda reminds me of that picture of when Steven Hawking's fell out of his wheelchair and just laid there. But man, she looks HOT!!!

So share your fond memories of this awesome, but hardly ever seen Ultra Z-List love.

[jester1436]

Delphi was totally her crazy lifetime lover.

And I bet she had a sewer rat that she thought was a cat.

[rilokyle]

I like that she shares the same name with a phone made by Verizon. Zexy.

[Flight]

I liked her sister uiop[] better!

[Flâneur]

So share your fond memories of this awesome, but hardly ever seen Ultra Z-List love.

mine is better! It's completely off of the alphabet!

[Pro]

Aah Qwerty, i remember how she wasn't in Fall of the Mutants. The way she made no appearance in other morlock stories was also amazing.

[Brian M.]

Aah Qwerty, i remember how she wasn't in Fall of the Mutants. The way she made no appearance in other morlock stories was also amazing.

It was becuase she saw the consequences of participiating in those stories and decided to lay like a lifeless mass in a room in the back.

[Novaya Havoc]

The thing is, is I really liked the Qwerty concept.

I want a different appreciation thread. Or at least a Qwerty WEEK.

[Novaya Havoc]

I liked her sister uiop[] better!

I love your sense of humor, Flight!

[1WEBHEAD]

Dammit Marvel, why do you deny me of a qwerty ongoing! :mad:

[Hi-Fi]

Delphi >>>>> Qwerty

[Flight]

Qwerty >>>>> Gonorrhea

[Pach!]

Delphi probably gave her sponge bathes.

[The Sword Is Drawn]

Qwerty >>>>> Gonorrhea

Ha ha ha! :D

[Dagger]

I love this! I wonder how her brother zxcvbnm would feel being left out of this?

[Brian M.]

I love this! I wonder how her brother zxcvbnm would feel being left out of this?

Probably the same feelings he had when Mom, Asdfg and Dad, Hjkl abandoned them for being mutants.

[Diablito]

The definitive Qwerty moment was when she sat down and did nothing. That automatically put her in my top 10 comic characters ever list!

[Karl H]

QWERTY>>>>> UIOP>>>>> jkl;'

[Schuimend Mormel]

I like Cybelle.

[Jack Flash]

Remember when Qwerty and Tommy had that slumber party and Sunder wasn't invited. Poor Sunder.

[madrox1977]

Remember when Qwerty and Tommy had that slumber party and Sunder wasn't invited. Poor Sunder.

Was that the time they did nothing then QWERTY's cousin QAOP turned up for a game of track and field

[Steven F.]

OMG....I have been laughing so hard at this thread!

I am at work, and it is one of the rare occasions when I can't keep the snickering down, and people are wanting to know what I am laughing about. They would never understand though!

God....some of these posts were awesome.

[Karl H]

OMG....I have been laughing so hard at this thread!

I am at work, and it is one of the rare occasions when I can't keep the snickering down, and people are wanting to know what I am laughing about. They would never understand though!

God....some of these posts were awesome.


I accidentally snorted water out of my nose laughing at a thread a couple of weeks ago. Possibly the most embarrassing thing ever.

[Steven F.]

I accidentally snorted water out of my nose laughing at a thread a couple of weeks ago. Possibly the most embarrassing thing ever.

Haha, do you remember what thread it was? I should look at it!


Qwerty.....someone really should post a pic of her, not everyone has seen her greatness. Please?

[Brian M.]

Haha, do you remember what thread it was? I should look at it!


Qwerty.....someone really should post a pic of her, not everyone has seen her greatness. Please?

I'll try and get a scan of her soon.

Remember that time Leech broke up with her? He said she screwed like a dead fish. So sad.

[Steven F.]

I'll try and get a scan of her soon.

Remember that time Leech broke up with her? He said she screwed like a dead fish. So sad.

God I know it.....he was a selfish bastard.

[Karl H]

Haha, do you remember what thread it was? I should look at it!


Qwerty.....someone really should post a pic of her, not everyone has seen her greatness. Please?

I think it got closed... :(

[Brian M.]

God I know it.....he was a selfish bastard.

Yea, he never really cared if she got her rocks off.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Now she's in Marvel Heaven getting it on with.....
Typeface.

[silverbolt]

Well....actualy!

If you look very closely, you can see her through out the nearly every x-book ever. Just look to the panels where there are plenty of dead bodies on the floor *specialy in the morlock tunnels*. She is one of those bodies.

QWERTY 4 EVER!

[Brian M.]

I think Qwerty is the Messiah baby.

[Beast]

Qwerty. Best female mutant character after Jean Grey.

[Matthew K.]

H.E.R.B.I.E. <3's Qwerty

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/7312/5488868449a3413813eww1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Novaya Havoc]

Just so we all do not forget the treasure that is Qwerty:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/misc/qwerty.jpg

Some hypothesize that Qwerty is actually Lois London, torn with grief over leaving her sister, the Dazzler, to instead be with her own, abusive, deadbeat father.

[Brett P]

Just so we all do not forget the treasure that is Qwerty:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/misc/qwerty.jpg
.

LOL! WTF is THAT? Is she the Morlock from the last Uncanny arc? Oh, right. Read the first post.

What a lovely creature. Worth staying up for :)

[Matthew K.]

LOL! WTF is THAT? Is she the Morlock from the last Uncanny arc? Oh, right. Read the first post.

What a lovely creature. Worth staying up for :)

That, or Janice Dickinson in in a few years time.

[Beast]

Just so we all do not forget the treasure that is Qwerty:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/misc/qwerty.jpg
Look at that erotic pose. Who couldn't help but love her!

[Brian M.]

Look at that erotic pose. Who couldn't help but love her!

Nothing like getting a vag shot from a vegetable.

[Bronze Badger]

LOL! WTF is THAT? Is she the Morlock from the last Uncanny arc? Oh, right. Read the first post.

What a lovely creature. Worth staying up for :)

Dude, that is so Rod Stewart in 10 years. She survived both the Mutant Massacre and the time Mikhail Rasputin flooded the tunnels so show some respect.

[Vegetarian Goat]

Just so we all do not forget the treasure that is Qwerty:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/misc/qwerty.jpg

That's pretty hot.... but she's just not my TYPE!!
Even I can't believe I posted this.

[Matthew K.]

That's pretty hot.... but she's just not my TYPE!!
Even I can't believe I posted this.

She could stand to go on a diet...the fatty.

[Brett P]

That's pretty hot.... but she's just not my TYPE!!
Even I can't believe I posted this.

Awful joke and a Surge avatar...risky business! :D

[MarvelGirlBoy]

Qwerty - another victim of the Marvel editors' prejudice that black mutants can't type.

Haterz. Word.

(<3 this thread)

[Vegetarian Goat]

Awful joke and a Surge avatar...risky business! :D

I live on the edge.

[Ann Nichols]

Aah Qwerty, i remember how she wasn't in Fall of the Mutants. The way she made no appearance in other morlock stories was also amazing.

OK, that's my favorite Qwerty snark.

I accidentally snorted water out of my nose laughing at a thread a couple of weeks ago. Possibly the most embarrassing thing ever.

Be grateful it wasn't some other liquid.

Don't forget that Sinister apparently knew nothing about Qwerty and her book. He's not as clever as he thinks...

[lockerogue]

Just so we all do not forget the treasure that is Qwerty:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/misc/qwerty.jpg

Some hypothesize that Qwerty is actually Lois London, torn with grief over leaving her sister, the Dazzler, to instead be with her own, abusive, deadbeat father.

hmmmm I would like to tear that up.

[Josef F.]

Dude, that is so Rod Stewart in 10 years. She survived both the Mutant Massacre and the time Mikhail Rasputin flooded the tunnels so show some respect.

SHE'S STILL ALIVE?!?!?
:eek:

[fitditz]

To celebrate her draft into the 2008 Mutant League: BUMP!:D

You go girl!

[Shyft]

did Speed see this thread before she drafted Qwerty?

[Monty_Cristo]

Qwerty? more like dirty!

[Fatguy]

Qwerty? more like dirty!

OH, YOU! You just forced me to slap my knee!

[Affinity]

I LOVE QWERTY SO MUCH LOLOL

LOL Speed drafted her?

[Yoshi]

I LOVE QWERTY SO MUCH LOLOL

LOL Speed drafted her?

You know! 2345

[fitditz]

She better not try to ditch her during the trades...it'll break her heart!

[Secret Identity]

Qwerty is in a better place now, the big home row in the sky.

[Monty_Cristo]

Qwerty is in a better place now, the big home row in the sky.

where the trash cans are plentiful and the sewers run with milk and honey.


i have found the perfect replacement for Qwerty; someone to lead Morlock church services...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Trash_heap2.jpg

[Brett P]

where the trash cans are plentiful and the sewers run with milk and honey.


i have found the perfect replacement for Qwerty; someone to lead Morlock church services...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Trash_heap2.jpg

LMAO!!!

I can even hear her voice in my mind :D

[Brian M.]

http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/1000/Family_Guy-Cripple_Sex

Qwerty love scene?

[Brett P]

No Brian! No with the terrible, scarring, mind-f%$*ing video links!!

[Brian M.]

No Brian! No with the terrible, scarring, mind-f%$*ing video links!!

It's not graphic...it's not even real. It's animated.

[Brett P]

It...it is? No! It's a trick! You lie 'cos you wish to dirty me!

[Brian M.]

It...it is? No! It's a trick! You lie 'cos you wish to dirty me!

Just watch it. I wouldn't post it if it was actual cripple sex...

[Brett P]

OHHH!

I saw that episode just the other week haha.

It is v funny indeed :D

(And you didn't get angry at me!)

I begin to love you more and more...

Not as much as Qwerty...but nearly.

[Brian M.]

OHHH!

I saw that episode just the other week haha.

It is v funny indeed :D

(And you didn't get angry at me!)

I begin to love you more and more...

Not as much as Qwerty...but nearly.

Yea. I forgot why I've got you on ignore. I've started trimming my list from the 43 the other day.

[Brett P]

Yea. I forgot why I've got you on ignore. I've started trimming my list from the 43 the other day.

Oh you LOVE me! You PM me and everything! You can't fool me with your talk of ignore lists! Atleast tell me I'm not as annoying as Pixie? :D

[Brian M.]

Oh you LOVE me! You PM me and everything! You can't fool me with your talk of ignore lists! Atleast tell me I'm not as annoying as Pixie? :D

I mean I'm not gonna lie to you. Pixie is pretty freakin annoying.

[Sheldon]

Qwerty is pretty cool. She's no Thumbelina, but she's pretty high on the lady mutant hierarchy.

[Toboe]

Qwerty spices up her love scenes like no one else does!

[Monty_Cristo]

Qwerty spices up her love scenes like no one else does!

old spice?????????



Qwerty is pretty cool. She's no Thumbelina, but she's pretty high on the lady mutant hierarchy.

Thumbelina has committed the cardinal sin of incorporating sweat pants into her super-villain costume.

[Flâneur]

I love Qwerty.

[Monty_Cristo]

I love Qwerty.

but why do you hate freedom? :confused:

[Secret Identity]

Speaking of Qwerty sex, did you guys know that when she was a young struggling vegi, trying to make her way through the world, ol' qwerty was in a porn...

the ever popular "Qwerty gets squirty"

[Flâneur]

but why do you hate freedom? :confused:What CC lover wouldn't prefer bondage over freedom?!

[Mr. Kent]

Bondage what? Qwert loves her some bondage, as seen in the not-as-successful follow-up to "Qwerty Gets Squirty"

"QGS2: Qwerts So Good"

[Greg Anderson]

Okay..um...sorry but...what the hell are her powers? :confused:

[worstblogever]

Okay..um...sorry but...what the hell are her powers? :confused:

Precognition. She's like Destiny, but covered in sh*t in a sewer.

[MarvelGirlBoy]

Bondage what? Qwert loves her some bondage, as seen in the not-as-successful follow-up to "Qwerty Gets Squirty"

"QGS2: Qwerts So Good"

I think Chuck Austen took the franchise to the logical endgame with "QGS3: Two Girls, One Open Drooling Mouth". Nurse Annie and Stacy X knew just how to work with a veg star like QT.

[just another user]

I think Chuck Austen took the franchise to the logical endgame with "QGS3: Two Girls, One Open Drooling Mouth". Nurse Annie and Stacy X knew just how to work with a veg star like QT.

Oh my word, this thread

Well done Querty for inspiring such vivid posts!

[frog]

Ah, Qwerty, we hardly knew ye . . .

[Matthew K.]

What CC lover wouldn't prefer bondage over freedom?!

Perhaps this explains my fetish for kink...damn CC & your early X-Men stories from my childhood.

j-kay...j-kay

[Brett P]

Precognition. She's like Destiny, but covered in sh*t in a sewer.

Damn but did this make me laugh! :D

[Matthew K.]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/misc/qwerty.jpg


I think Mary Kate Olsen stands a good chance of nabbing the role of Qwerty if X-Men 4 ever sees daybreak.

[Monty_Cristo]

I think Mary Kate Olsen stands a good chance of nabbing the role of Qwerty if X-Men 4 ever sees daybreak.

on a serious note....if there is an X-Men 4, i hope the Reavers show up as the bad guys. i think they would look cool, live-action; especially Bonebreaker. i'd cast Jessie and the Rippers.

[Josef F.]

I think Mary Kate Olsen stands a good chance of nabbing the role of Qwerty if X-Men 4 ever sees daybreak.

That veg is clearly going to victoria beckham!

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/7870/victoria-beckham-dvb-launch-07.jpg

[Monty_Cristo]

That veg is clearly going to victoria beckham!

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/7870/victoria-beckham-dvb-launch-07.jpg

she looks more like Sage to me.

[Matthew K.]

she looks more like Sage to me.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7055/dogpoopwe2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Josef F.]

she looks more like Sage to me.

But she's got the whole "I have no body fat" thing
with her dirty face that's been ravaged by surgery, she lookd perfect!

And sage is welsh.
So clearly Sage =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/74876139.jpg

[Monty_Cristo]

But she's got the whole "I have no body fat" thing
with her dirty face that's been ravaged by surgery, she lookd perfect!

And sage is welsh.
So clearly Sage =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/74876139.jpg

Uneven-Tan Woman? wtf?

p.s. most x-women lack body fat. and ovaries.

[Matthew K.]

p.s. most x-women lack body fat. and ovaries.

Now if only more real women world women would take cue.
I kid. I kid...


...sort of.

[Monty_Cristo]

Now if only more real women world women would take cue.
I kid. I kid...


...sort of.

right there with you man. damn ovaries!

[Brian M.]

Rod Stewart for Qwerty in X4.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061007/244.stewart.rod.100606.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/celebdaq/celebimages/RODSTW.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/05/rodstewart_narrowweb__200x268.jpg

[Matthew K.]

Rod Stewart for Qwerty in X4.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061007/244.stewart.rod.100606.jpg

You are the casted as the new casting director for X4 Brian.

[Brian M.]

If Cate Blanchett can play Bob Dylan than Rod Stewart can play Qwerty. I mean it's not like he has to talk...or move...or blink...or do anything. Just throw him against a wall and let the camera work it's magic.

[Matthew K.]

If Cate Blanchett can play Bob Dylan than Rod Stewart can play Qwerty. I mean it's not like he has to talk...or move...or blink...or do anything. Just throw him against a wall and let the camera work it's magic.

Throw him a song at the end credits & I'll have my people contact his people.

[Brian M.]

Throw him a song at the end credits & I'll have my people contact his people.

Sounds good. Now we just gotta cast Delphi. Someone who can pull off convincing sponge bathing techniques...

Mrs. Foreman?

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/70show3.jpg

[GeneralSpecific]

Throw him a song at the end credits & I'll have my people contact his people.

I already called his people. He's busy. Waiting for his next girlfriend to be conceived, last I heard.

[Brian M.]

What do you guys think Qwerty's impact on the post-MC titles will be?

[timbox]

What do you guys think Qwerty's impact on the post-MC titles will be?

She's going to be pretty important, as usual. We have the confirmed books so far:

- Qwerty & Deadpool
- Qwerty: Origins - Co-staring Wolverine
- New Academy X (where she is the Headmistress of the new school)
- Ultimate Qwerty

Plus as you know, Rogue is going to absorb her powers and become Qwertyrogue in Legacy with several appearances in Uncanny.

Not to mention the huge hint that C&C dropped about her becoming another X-Force member.

Another great year for Qwerty fans.

[Brian M.]

http://static.flickr.com/81/267455426_0f78bb9d75.jpg


Here is a picture of her extended family.

[Brian M.]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6467/qwertyslutpy0.jpg

Wow....was surfing TMZ and found this...I wonder who it's with...let the speculation begin.

[Pach!]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6467/qwertyslutpy0.jpg

Wow....was surfing TMZ and found this...I wonder who it's with...let the speculation begin.

I've seen it! Delphi and Leech are involved.

There should be a Qwerty : First Class

[Brian M.]

I've seen it! Delphi and Leech are involved.

There should be a Qwerty : First Class

Delphi was sexy. Where can we download the tape?

[Mr_Hellfire]

She's going to be pretty important, as usual. We have the confirmed books so far:

- Qwerty & Deadpool
- Qwerty: Origins - Co-staring Wolverine
- New Academy X (where she is the Headmistress of the new school)
- Ultimate Qwerty

Plus as you know, Rogue is going to absorb her powers and become Qwertyrogue in Legacy with several appearances in Uncanny.

Not to mention the huge hint that C&C dropped about her becoming another X-Force member.

Another great year for Qwerty fans.
From what I hear, Qwerty's the next Wolverine. She's actually taking his role on the Avengers. They needed more sex appeal and who better?

(And by the way, I've basically lost my voice, but can't stop laughing at this thread, since I can't really laugh it's sounding more like weird scratchy gasps. This what Qwerty does to me<3.)

[Steven F.]

This thread always make me laugh so much. lol

[MartinRedmond]

Haven't been this excited since the panty shot on Helen Grey.

[fitditz]

Any chance that we'll be seeing Qwerty in '09?

I see her potentially playing a big part in Messiah War. Possible future member for X-Force???

Mr. Kyle and Mr. Yost, do you hear me????

[Prodigy55]

OMG, this thread is made of joyful wonder. I love Qwerty.

[fitditz]

As do many. I think that her silence as of late has been Astonishing. (hint, hint Mr. Warren Ellis!

[WolverineSlasher93]

I completely forgot about this character. She really is a mary-sue.

[The Thunderbird]

I completely forgot about this character. She really is a mary-sue.
She is more powerful than Jean Grey, smarter than Beast, and more skilled and experienced than Wolverine. But Qwerty is not a Mary Sue, because Mary Sues are terrible. And she's not dead, she dyed her hair red and joined the Initiative as Mutant Zero.

[fitditz]

Very interesting theory....Qwerty is powerful enough...maybe!

[psycwave]

She is more powerful than Jean Grey, smarter than Beast, and more skilled and experienced than Wolverine. But Qwerty is not a Mary Sue, because Mary Sues are terrible. And she's not dead, she dyed her hair red and joined the Initiative as Mutant Zero.

Very interesting theory....Qwerty is powerful enough...maybe!

Oh YES IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!

[Prodigy55]

Is there ever going to be a Qwerty/Pixie team up?

[psycwave]

Is there ever going to be a Qwerty/Pixie team up?

Only if Qwerty brings a really big fly-swatter......

[fitditz]

Only if Qwerty brings a really big fly-swatter......

Pixie isn't even in the same league as Qwerty.

[Novaya Havoc]

Qwerty is so elegant. I wish for her inevitable comeback in Dark X-Men v. Dark Avengers!

[MuhollandDriver]

All she needs is some Pixie cereal force-fed down her. She'd be a million bucks again.

[fitditz]

Thank you for bumping this thread up. We haven't heard from Qwerty in '09 as of yet but I'm sure there are good things coming! :tongue:

[AN0LE]

All she needs is some Pixie cereal force-fed down her. She'd be a million bucks again.

Or better yet... a double shot of espresso from Kavita Rao's bff... Sentient Coffee Machine!