Not the Gauntlet: Batman vs. YABS

[Sabrinaset]

In our LATEST gauntlet, we have Batman vs. the best YABS has to offer!

On the one hand, we have Batman ...

... and on the other, he will be facing ...

Cam63 with a case of beer.

WhiteRose with her fist.

HelloKittyKat with a cannister of laughing gas.

Bree with a scalpel.

MacQuarrie dressed up like Hawkeye, and armed with a crossbow.

Gail Simone with a bottle of hair spray, hair curlers, scissors, and some mousse.

Kyuubi in a blue duck suit.

sk716 with three killer ferrets.

Sally Sensational with a soccer ball.

Lester with a target painted on his shirt.

The4thpip with a stack of psych books

Tommy with a stack of pictures of Milo.

SUPERECWFAN1 with a flaming table and a barbed-wire bat.

... and Kris with a buncha shuriken and her katanas!

The battle takes place in Khaz ... I mean, the land of Passive-Aggresiva and is judged by a queen on top of a double-wide in a trailer park.

Who wins?

[beetlebum]

A minor quibble, the queen of passive aggresiva does not reside in a trailer park, she resides in her husband's double wide which sits on as much land as a 2 million dollar a year pair of hands can afford. The reason he is in a trailer is he still has not decided what to do with it. The blonde surgeon, Izzie Stevens resides in the trailer park.Spending quality time alone with Derek Shepard (sigh) swoons...

In our LATEST gauntlet, we have Batman vs.
the best YABS has to offer!

On the one hand, we have Batman ...

... and on the other, he will be facing ...

Cam63 with a case of beer.

Batman. Cam may have a high pain tolerance due to the alcohol. But he's no match for Batman's skills.


WhiteRose with her fist.

Well gee i'll have to think really hard about that one.... Batman. WhiteRose's fist is good for other things. just asked that girl she picked up from the bar.http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/browsmiley.gif


HelloKittyKat with a cannister of laughing gas.


Batman. He has a gas mask. HELLO?! Plus she'll swoon over how handsome he is.

Bree with a scalpel.

The only way Bree wins is if they fight over who gets to spank me. BTW just because I've said that is does not make me gay

MacQuarrie dressed up like Hawkeye, and armed with a crossbow.


They'll bond over really complicated things I can't understand, but then Bats will take his arrows and hit him over the head with it.

Gail Simone with a bottle of hair spray, hair curlers, scissors, and some mousse.


GAIL. If I do not say the goddess, she will kick me of this board.Besides, can't she just write some scenario where she gets rescued By BC, Huntress and Deadpool? Gail knows everything, she is watching me right now....


Kyuubi in a blue duck suit.


Heh heh heh I'M THE BATMAN BIOOOOOOOTCH! Bats makes Kyuubi his little slave lover boy.http://www.giveupalready.com/images/smilies/smilies/lmao.gif

sk716 with three killer ferrets.


Unless she's squirrel girl, than no.Unlike Squirrel Girl, she does not like nuts.


Sally Sensational with a soccer ball.

They could recreate the obligatory someone gets hit in the crotch scene and go on America's funniest home videos, but no.

Lester with a target painted on his shirt.



Poor Lester. Unless you are a mod, a target to have on your shirt is a bad thing. Maybe Batman will help him come to the epiphany that he is fancy and likes Adrian Paul..

SUPERECWFAN1 with a flaming table and a barbed-wire bat.

That's what you and I did after too much tequila! Ohhhh*still feeling groggy* Remind me to allow myself never to get taken advantage of by lesbians again.Batman in a heartbeat.

You forgot one more person: NinjaKris. She is trained in three martial arts disciplines and likes to blow stuff up. And yes, I am only saying this because I do not want to get my ass kicked cos I keep flirting with her girlfriend....

The battle takes place in Khaz ... I mean, the land of Passive-Aggresiva and is judged by a queen on top of a double-wide in a trailer park.

Who wins?

The Queen has passed her judgments: BATMAN IS THE WINNER! *runs off to elope with Batman, they live happily ever in money, I mean after....*

[Larry Dixon]

Batman: PWNED.

Let me put it this way---against that lineup, Batman cons grey and YABS cons purple.

[Ninja Kris]

Breebree. You left someone out. Dork.

ASfter YABS wins. I hit the Princess on her head with the blunt end of a sai.

[Night Swordsman]

Don't feel bad,Kris. She left me out as well.

Hell,just put Batman on the Political thread. He will be crying after four pages.

[the4thpip]

Of course, there is a chance that I, being left out as well, am taking Batman's side after he promises me I could be his new "boy wonder."

[Sabrinaset]

Oh all right!

I'll put in Pip with a stack of psych books, and Kris with 3 shuriken and her katana! And I'll put in Tommy once I figure out what he fights with!

[the4thpip]

Oh all right!

I'll put in Pip with a stack of psych books, and Kris with 3 shuriken and her katana! And I'll put in Tommy once I figure out what he fights with!

How about his night sword?

[Night Swordsman]

Ahem?

What????

(Thinks sometimes it IS better to be ignored by Bree than face the dire consequences...)

[Sabrinaset]

How about his night sword?

Nah ... Night Swordsman will think Tommy is gunna fight using him!

[Night Swordsman]

Nah ... Night Swordsman will think Tommy is gunna fight using him!

How in the HELL did me and TOMMY get mixed up? We hardly ever speak with each other,and are quite different in message tones.

I am NOT Tommy. Nor is he me. He has a crush on Milo while i had a crush on Alyison Hannigan years ago.

That is the best way to tell us apart.

[Pink Bat Max]

Pfft. Pink bats beat Batmen any day. How? Simple. We pull off his cowl, then fly into his hair, getting all tangled up.

Of course, the Mad Hatter thwarts us, every time.

[hellokittykat]

In our LATEST gauntlet, we have Batman vs. the best YABS has to offer!

On the one hand, we have Batman ...

... and on the other, he will be facing ...

Cam63 with a case of beer.

WhiteRose with her fist.

HelloKittyKat with a cannister of laughing gas.

Bree with a scalpel.

MacQuarrie dressed up like Hawkeye, and armed with a crossbow.

Gail Simone with a bottle of hair spray, hair curlers, scissors, and some mousse.

Kyuubi in a blue duck suit.

sk716 with three killer ferrets.

Sally Sensational with a soccer ball.

Lester with a target painted on his shirt.

The4thpip with a stack of psych books

Tommy with a stack of pictures of Milo.

SUPERECWFAN1 with a flaming table and a barbed-wire bat.

... and Kris with a buncha shuriken and her katanas!

The battle takes place in Khaz ... I mean, the land of Passive-Aggresiva and is judged by a queen on top of a double-wide in a trailer park.

Who wins?

I thought we were rumbling in Aggietown! :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

I thought we were rumbling in Aggietown! :confused:


For cryin' out loud! Pick up yer nitrous oxide tank and start hitting the guy with the bat on his chest!

[hellokittykat]

For cryin' out loud! Pick up yer nitrous oxide tank and start hitting the guy with the bat on his chest!

*snicker* Pick up my *giggle* what?
Hey does that dude know he looks like a bat? Hahahahahah!

[Sabrinaset]

*snicker* Pick up my *giggle* what?
Hey does that dude know he looks like a bat? Hahahahahah!

I knew it was gunna be a bad idea to put HelloKittyKat on OUR side...!

[hellokittykat]

I knew it was gunna be a bad idea to put HelloKittyKat on OUR side...!

It was Lester's fault! I told him 'rightie tightie, leftie loosy' and he still turned the valve the wrong way when I asked him to hand the canister to me!

[Tommy]

Those photos are paper sharp I'll have you know. :evilsmile