Funny/annoyed moments in Xbox Live

[StreetFighterRyu]

I had about a few. Well, more than once in Saints Row. Crazy people there. There was a kid gamer that was acting like the Juggernut Bitch, some guy annoying as hell in RainbowSix talking about his dad and (you know what else) There was also some guy singing "This is why I'm hot" everytime he gets a kill. Well, he was good. But he's still a cocky idiot. lol It's just funny when things like this happens. Even if they're annoying. So, do you have these types of moments when playing XBL? (As I'm sure you do)

[Slappy san]

The most annoying thing is the constant "gay" "fag" crap.

[StreetFighterRyu]

The most annoying thing is the constant "gay" "fag" crap.

Yeah, I hear that alot. And also the kid gamers constantly cursing. The fact that they shouldn't even be in games like Saints Row pisses me off.

[Xero Kaiser]

Jumping online and everyone suddenly getting bold enough to call you a n****r

[StreetFighterRyu]

Jumping online and everyone suddenly getting bold enough to call you a n****r

Wow. lol When did this happened to you?

[Xero Kaiser]

Wow. lol When did this happened to you?

Almost every day. It's gotten too predictable to really get mad over. It's just annoying now

[Crimson]

Lagging in Smackdown Vs. Raw... I can't win cause I can't get use to the jumping nature and it's always the other guys fault, my connection is always on full strength.

[Silliw 2]

Jumping online and everyone suddenly getting bold enough to call you a n****r

Holy christ, this is one of the main reasons I only play on LIVE with friends now.It offends me as a human being that these kids (teenagers) are such pansies that they feel the need to call everybody jews, n****r's, f*gs, etc. because they can cower behind the anonymity of the internet.

Where I grew up, trash talking like that would lead straight to ass-whoop city.

One other thing I hate, is when people (again, usually teenagers) bitch about the sound of little kids voices. I mean, WTF. I would much rather hear a 9 year old kid with an under developed voice giving me enemy positions than some 16 year old kid living at his mommies house calling me every name in the book because I stole his kill. I'm telling you... ass whoop city.

No I don't have a grudge against teenagers (I was one not too long ago, lol), but this is what I see/hear on LIVE daily. Tis be da troof.

[StreetFighterRyu]

Almost every day. It's gotten too predictable to really get mad over. It's just annoying now

What games? 'Cause it rarely happens to me. Well, the n word at least.


One other thing I hate, is when people (again, usually teenagers) bitch about the sound of little kids voices. I mean, WTF. I would much rather hear a 9 year old kid with an under developed voice giving me enemy positions than some 16 year old kid living at his mommies house calling me every name in the book because I stole his kill.

lol I have a kid gamer in my friends list. He's pretty cool. But the reason for getting mad that there's a kid in an M game mostly, is because 1) They're mostly chatter boxes. 2) They're not even allowed in there. I let go the fact that they're kids so long as they don't talk alot of crap.

[Xero Kaiser]

What games? 'Cause it rarely happens to me. Well, the n word at least

Halo and Gears of War, mostly

[1WEBHEAD]

I mostly play Gears of War on XBL.

There are alot of white skinny guys and 7 year olds who think they're all that.

Cowards.

They hide behind they're mics knowing that if I was in the one with them when they called me the N word or any other racist/unpleasant name, I would beat them into next week.

Gah! I'd rather not talk about it. Most of the time, I wonder where are teh "parents" of the child who feels very comfortable saying the F bomb and N word.

One time there was this loud 9 nine year old who was hosting a match on GOW and he was crabwalking/glitching alot and we were tied and on the final round I chainsawed the mofo while he was glitching and told him afterwards: "How do you like me now B****!" repeatedly.

Apparently, I was the one breaking the rules and he booted me and gave me bad rep.

I don't regret a thing though.

[Silliw 2]

lol I have a kid gamer in my friends list. He's pretty cool. But the reason for getting mad that there's a kid in an M game mostly, is because 1) They're mostly chatter boxes. 2) They're not even allowed in there. I let go the fact that they're kids so long as they don't talk alot of crap.

Lol, yeah some of these kids do chatter a lot. I guess I'm just a big softy when it comes to the lil chillens. And yeah, when children talk trash to you...well it puts me "urge to kill" mode. Even worse when they actually beat you in the game :(

Halo and Gears...if you are offended by butchered english, racial slurs, and all around stupidity, then STAY AWAY.

Or use the mute feature. It is a Godsend.

[StreetFighterRyu]

Halo and Gears...if you are offended by butchered english, racial slurs, and all around stupidity, then STAY AWAY.

I'm not offended by the words. I admit I say these things too. Usually when there's someone that pisses me off. Cheaters, glichers, whiners, idiots, cheaters, chatterboxes, did I mention cheaters? lol

What irritates me is that these little kids are playing an M game, and when people call them names and such, they call their moomies for help. (LMAO This happened with my brother)

He was in a game lobby for RainbowSix, and there was a little kid there. Alot of people were name calling him, and all that. (I wish I was there. The story was priceless) So his mom got on and was like, "Hello?"

Everyone: Who's this?

Mom: This is his son. Why are you treating him like this?

My brother: Well, because this is a rated M game.

Then the host's girlfriend came in and was wondering what was going on. The mom explained and the girl goes;

How old is he?

Mom: 7 years old.

Girl: Well, obviously he he's too young to be here. He shouldn't even play here. You're not a good mother.

I was like, ooucchh.

[1WEBHEAD]

I'm not offended by the words. I admit I say these things too. Usually when there's someone that pisses me off. Cheaters, glichers, whiners, idiots, cheaters, chatterboxes, did I mention cheaters? lol

What irritates me is that these little kids are playing an M game, and when people call them names and such, they call their moomies for help. (LMAO This happened with my brother)

He was in a game lobby for RainbowSix, and there was a little kid there. Alot of people were name calling him, and all that. (I wish I was there. The story was priceless) So his mom got on and was like, "Hello?"

Everyone: Who's this?

Mom: This is his son. Why are you treating him like this?

My brother: Well, because this is a rated M game.

Then the host's girlfriend came in and was wondering what was going on. The mom explained and the girl goes;

How old is he?

Mom: 7 years old.

Girl: Well, obviously he he's too young to be here. He shouldn't even play here. You're not a good mother.

I was like, ooucchh.


YES!!!! BEST STORY EVER!!!!!:D :D :D

[Lanowar]

Best- Playing Halo 2 and realizing very early on someone on our team was playing and having sex at the same time.

Playing Gears Of War and having some americans be in awe of my accent.

Halo 3 Beta- Me and this guy vs an entire team of 4 and hearing them in disbelief because they were losing, then after the match everyone having a good laugh over it.

Worst- Some guy in DoA 4 just screaming how he'll kill some guy because he lost. It was really awful I think everyone else bonded a little over the experience.

[Black Atom]

Jumping online and everyone suddenly getting bold enough to call you a n****r

Hell, I don't even have Live and I've noticed it just hanging out playing it at a friends house. Apparently, anyone becomes a racist if you're beating them badly enough. I should thank Michael Richards for opening my eyes to that one.

[Lanowar]

Hell, I don't even have Live and I've noticed it just hanging out playing it at a friends house. Apparently, anyone becomes a racist if you're beating them badly enough. I should thank Michael Richards for opening my eyes to that one.

Is'nt that true for everything though? It seems today that when somthing does'nt go there way suddenly it's not there fault there the victim of racisim/anti-semitism/homophobic/Sexisim etc etc

I suppose XBL would be no better

[StreetFighterRyu]

Best- Playing Halo 2 and realizing very early on someone on our team was playing and having sex at the same time.

WTF??? LMAO I can't imagine that.


Halo 3 Beta- Me and this guy vs an entire team of 4 and hearing them in disbelief because they were losing, then after the match everyone having a good laugh over it.

Yeah, a good game is a good game.


Worst- Some guy in DoA 4 just screaming how he'll kill some guy because he lost. It was really awful I think everyone else bonded a little over the experience.

Wow. What a loser.

[Lanowar]

WTF??? LMAO I can't imagine that.

It was pretty much a woman moaning and a guy going "Yea thats good thats good" ~realizes he's been shot~ NO NO NO. Everyone else was just laughing at the reactions. It was a bizzare game.

[JDogindy]

Has anyone ever got satisfaction out of annihalating that stupid guy who speaks in l33t speak and winds up killing everyone else because he has no idea what the hell he's doing?

It's that whenever you see a list of how someone died in a MMOG, the biggest one is "stupid teammate/player".

[Silliw 2]

If you guys want some really jacked up Online Moments, go play UNO. I don't think there's another game with so many crazy people.

Girls flashing titties, dudes flashing...well you know.

One time, some dude was playing, but on his camera he was wearing an all white mask (not a hockey mask, it was more alien-like). He kept silent the entire game and made only hand gestures and stuff. What a freak.

Then I played with some 15-year old kid who drank WAY too much coffee. He was seriously bouncing around the room while playing.

Then there was the fat dude in a wife beater who CLAIMED he was only passing time until "This Hot Chick Comes Over For Some Lovin'", Yeah, he played with us all night, and no sign of "Hot Chick".

[StreetFighterRyu]

If you guys want some really jacked up Online Moments, go play UNO. I don't think there's another game with so many crazy people.

Girls flashing titties, dudes flashing...well you know.

One time, some dude was playing, but on his camera he was wearing an all white mask (not a hockey mask, it was more alien-like). He kept silent the entire game and made only hand gestures and stuff. What a freak.

Then I played with some 15-year old kid who drank WAY too much coffee. He was seriously bouncing around the room while playing.

Then there was the fat dude in a wife beater who CLAIMED he was only passing time until "This Hot Chick Comes Over For Some Lovin'", Yeah, he played with us all night, and no sign of "Hot Chick".

So true. Whenever my brother plays it, there were some weird people. lol One time he got a camera and point it to this toy frog. lol Hell, one time there was this kid that has the camera on. And he was just waving his hand. lol

[1WEBHEAD]

I don't know what you guys are talking about with UNO. The people I play with are boring as hell and nobody wants to use their camera.

[Slappy san]

I don't know what you guys are talking about with UNO. The people I play with are boring as hell and nobody wants to use their camera.

Not everyone who plays Uno has a camera.

[1WEBHEAD]

Not everyone who plays Uno has a camera.

yeah, but i've been playing for an awful while and still no sign of "crazy people"

[StreetFighterRyu]

yeah, but i've been playing for an awful while and still no sign of "crazy people"

You're lucky. Half the times I play Live the people are crazy. (Not just UNO mind you. Though I rarely play UNO) Especially in Saints Row with those annoying 12 year olds.

[Silliw 2]

yeah, but i've been playing for an awful while and still no sign of "crazy people"

Consider yourself lucky. Teenage boys flashing their naughty place has made me dislike playing UNO.

One thing I really hate about certain online games, is when the "new" wears off of it and only clans/ high school friends play the game. When I try to join said games, I get teamkilled and/ or booted and/ or called some immature name.

Jedi Academy and Castle Wolfenstein come to mind, but that may just be me having unfortunate experiences.

[StreetFighterRyu]

Consider yourself lucky. Teenage boys flashing their naughty place has made me dislike playing UNO.

One thing I really hate about certain online games, is when the "new" wears off of it and only clans/ high school friends play the game. When I try to join said games, I get teamkilled and/ or booted and/ or called some immature name.

Jedi Academy and Castle Wolfenstein come to mind, but that may just be me having unfortunate experiences.

Pfft. Losers. Though I guess it depends on the time & day. Like hunting and fishing. (lol hunting and fishing. fishing for noobs and hunt them for sport. lol)

[Slappy san]

I finally got around to buying the camera only to find out that Microsoft changed their camera policy a couple weeks ago. You now have to be someone's friend to see their cam during Uno. Crap

[StreetFighterRyu]

I finally got around to buying the camera only to find out that Microsoft changed their camera policy a couple weeks ago. You now have to be someone's friend to see their cam during Uno. Crap

LOL I guess people got tired of it.

[StreetFighterRyu]

Forgot to mention this. Not exactly a funny moment. More like a "whoa" moment.

About a couple of weeks ago, I was playing CoD4 online with some clans. The team I was in was a clan. (Note I'm not part of it) The opposing team had mixed clans. Well anyway, we were playing HQ, and I don't know if you have seen this before or not, 'cause this is the first time I've seen this in action online. You could that they were well organized. I mean they moved like real marines. (and the funny thing is they were playing as the marines) They really pulled out some special forces moves. They moved in straight lines when entering buildings, they ambused pretty well, (seen this most of the time) and yeah, they hold off really good. We eventually lose, but it was an awsome game.

[blackdragon6]

Halo and Gears of War, mostlyi can vouch for this.......

[blackdragon6]

One thing I really hate about certain online games, is when the "new" wears off of it and only clans/ high school friends play the game. When I try to join said games, I get teamkilled and/ or booted and/ or called some immature name.
.i think this is whats happening to gears of war..

[Laughing Mask]

i'm not into xbox live but...............
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JcRT9PhDhtc&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QPOI-26RVHo&feature=related

[DF2506]

funny: I was playing Halo 3 co-op with a friend one time and my friend just gets in one of those big vechiles and leaves me behind. I eventually caught up to him and got behind the gun in the back. Later, he gets out of the vechile to go get one of those skulls for me. While he's gone, one of the A.I. gets behind the wheel...and...DRIVES OFF WITHOUT MASTER CHIEF!! hehehe. I got out of the vechile as soon as I could and went back. My friend got back from getting the skull and said, something like, " Where's the vechile?! " I tried to explain the situation. We laughed and laughed. Hilarous.

Can't say I've actually had any really funny moments in the regular Deathmatch multiplayer. Well, shooting at people with rockets and them not dying in Rocket Race is funny imo.

Can't think of anything funny that happened in CofD4, but man thats an awesome game!

Annoyed moments: A lot recently. Mainly with the Xbox Live service itself. And STILL having problems....even after they've said its 'fixed' lol. Really makes me wonder if Gold or the Xbox itself is worth it....

Annoyed with people moments: Ugh. Hate it whenever some kid is singing. This has happened in Halo 3 and one time in Splinter Cell: Double Agent.

Also I'm not a fan of the players that "smack talk". Or whatever you call it. lol. As much as I like Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4, there are just a ton of jerks in those games...

You know, I like talking in games, but in Halo 3 and CofD4, its mostly better when people don't talk....unless their on your friends list or something...

DF2506

[nervmeister]

Forgot to mention this. Not exactly a funny moment. More like a "whoa" moment.

About a couple of weeks ago, I was playing CoD4 online with some clans. The team I was in was a clan. (Note I'm not part of it) The opposing team had mixed clans. Well anyway, we were playing HQ, and I don't know if you have seen this before or not, 'cause this is the first time I've seen this in action online. You could that they were well organized. I mean they moved like real marines. (and the funny thing is they were playing as the marines) They really pulled out some special forces moves. They moved in straight lines when entering buildings, they ambused pretty well, (seen this most of the time) and yeah, they hold off really good. Maybe you were actually playing with real marines online. Soldiers can be gamers too, y'know.

[nervmeister]

If you guys want some really jacked up Online Moments, go play UNO. I don't think there's another game with so many crazy people.

Girls flashing titties, dudes flashing...well you know.

One time, some dude was playing, but on his camera he was wearing an all white mask (not a hockey mask, it was more alien-like). He kept silent the entire game and made only hand gestures and stuff. What a freak.

Then I played with some 15-year old kid who drank WAY too much coffee. He was seriously bouncing around the room while playing.

Then there was the fat dude in a wife beater who CLAIMED he was only passing time until "This Hot Chick Comes Over For Some Lovin'", Yeah, he played with us all night, and no sign of "Hot Chick".LOL! I almosty couldnt type this coherently after reading this! :D

[StreetFighterRyu]

Maybe you were actually playing with real marines online. Soldiers can be gamers too, y'know.

Yeah I know. My brother has met some. And they were pretty awsome the way he described them.

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Saints Row, playing the Demo Derby arena on standard deathmatch.


Use rocket launchers? Noob.

Sniper rifles? Noob.

Grenades? Noob.


Anything but playing to their strengths by trying to engage them in open gun-fights, which they've perfected by having played this for years? NOOB!


Eventually I just started keeping my headset away from my ears, but still on and turned all the way down. Now I don't have to listen to crap while I snipe the guys blindly running around.

[socool8520]

Halo and Gears of War, mostly

that's your problem right there. theyr'e probably just mad cuz your kickin their a$$. i've been called those names many times also and i'm mexican lol. it's amazing how many people can become a superman hitler/kkk when there is no fear of reprisal

[StreetFighterRyu]

Oh yeah, and 'cause of the way my brother sounds on the mic, people thought he's black. But whatever, he just tells them off caliing them all kinds of racial slurs and stuff. It's hilarious hearing this guy b**** them out. I sometimes help him coming up with some comebacks. Too bad there's no split-screen in CoD4. LOL

[BYC]

When I first got my 360 Elite with it's one month free trial, I went Live to play some people on NBA2K8. In one game, my Washington Wizards blew out a team in the 1st quarter 41 - 10. This was because he used full court press along with mashing the steal controls. So I passed to the open man, pushed it up the court and got easy layups all day. He called me gay and disconnected.

Another time was on my friend's Gold account while playing Rock Band. I was singing, and I found 3 other people to play with. Faith No More's Epic came up, and I did my usual extremely deep voice during the entire thing. Especially the "What Is It? It's It. What Is It?" part. After the song, they all commented how it was awesome that my deep voice totally made the song much cooler.

[StreetFighterRyu]

When I first got my 360 Elite with it's one month free trial, I went Live to play some people on NBA2K8. In one game, my Washington Wizards blew out a team in the 1st quarter 41 - 10. This was because he used full court press along with mashing the steal controls. So I passed to the open man, pushed it up the court and got easy layups all day. He called me gay and disconnected.

Not your fault he lacked the skills to play NBA.

Another time was on my friend's Gold account while playing Rock Band. I was singing, and I found 3 other people to play with. Faith No More's Epic came up, and I did my usual extremely deep voice during the entire thing. Especially the "What Is It? It's It. What Is It?" part. After the song, they all commented how it was awesome that my deep voice totally made the song much cooler.

lol

[blackdragon6]

some young girl gave me her telephone number =/

[BYC]

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[Tish-the-Scorpion]

http://www.fivedigits.net/pix/phun/itsatrap.jpgthat would be my guess...