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Azrael52
08-15-2007, 08:43 PM
At work, there was this chicken, we'll call him "Boo." He could really pass for a man, but out of respect, he let us know that he's not a man, he's a chickenboo. So, we got a new management team and fired then they at work on while not at.

Lester C.
08-15-2007, 08:45 PM
At work, there was this chicken, we'll call him "Boo." He could really pass for a man, but out of respect, he let us know that he's not a man, he's a chickenboo. So, we got a new management team and fired then they at work on while not at.

And here I was thinking that Pip would be the one to start the parody thread.

Reverend Smooth
08-15-2007, 08:47 PM
We all have enough to worry about without a liar fucking with our emotions. That is just categorically not cool, and people who have to rely on these tactics really need to get therapy and find some more productive form of validation.

Lester C.
08-15-2007, 08:51 PM
We all have enough to worry about without a liar fucking with our emotions. That is just categorically not cool, and people who have to rely on these tactics really need to get therapy and find some more productive form of validation.

This is a parody thread. I am willing to bet every penny I have that Azrael 52 is not Skull Emperor Jason or Candy Cane. Simply put he is one of the finest most decent posters I have come across, and posting on YABS as much as I do that says a lot about him and his character.

Sally Sensational
08-15-2007, 08:55 PM
At work, there was this chicken, we'll call him "Boo." He could really pass for a man, but out of respect, he let us know that he's not a man, he's a chickenboo. So, we got a new management team and fired then they at work on while not at.

Too many commas you cant use any form of punctuashun at all if your going to be posting a thread like this and what happened to the chicken after they fired it did they fire it in the barbq after that and was it good I want to know because I am in kenya giveing shots to orhpan babboons so they wont get anthrax and cant get any good barbq

Aggie
08-15-2007, 08:57 PM
At work, there was this chicken, we'll call him "Boo." He could really pass for a man, but out of respect, he let us know that he's not a man, he's a chickenboo. So, we got a new management team and fired then they at work on while not at.

and here i thought yoda was sarlaac fodder...

Aggie
08-15-2007, 08:58 PM
Too many commas you cant use any form of punctuashun at all if your going to be posting a thread like this and what happened to the chicken after they fired it did they fire it in the barbq after that and was it good I want to know because I am in kenya giveing shots to orhpan babboons so they wont get anthrax and cant get any good barbq

this is so beautifully deranged...:evilsmile

Reverend Smooth
08-15-2007, 08:58 PM
This is a parody thread. I am willing to bet every penny I have that Azrael 52 is not Skull Emperor Jason or Candy Cane. Simply put he is one of the finest most decent posters I have come across, and posting on YABS as much as I do that says a lot about him and his character.I was talking about the other wanker, don't worry. x.x

KevinTBrown
08-15-2007, 08:58 PM
You know if you're going to start a parody thread you really need to learn how to not use puncuation and stuff like that because when you use puncuation it shows that's not a good parody thread and people will get all upset and know you're just playing games and not trying too hard to show how funny you could be if you really started a parody thread and we all know just how funny you can be when you put your mind to it because we see just how smart you are when you post in other threads and start telling jokes and making fun of people and we all get to laugh and laugh and laugh it's so damn funny all the time when you start doing thing like that with people in other threads.

Sally Sensational
08-15-2007, 09:01 PM
this is so beautifully deranged...:evilsmile

thank you thank you very much I try reelly hard but sometimes I type to fast and my posts come out kind of weird but thats okay becuase I am too busy packing for a trip to Fiji with my dad my uncle and Paris hilton becuase you know I am very rich and I am also a profeshonal but are my posts getting better lol

Sally Sensational
08-15-2007, 09:02 PM
You know if you're going to start a parody thread you really need to learn how to not use puncuation and stuff like that because when you use puncuation it shows that's not a good parody thread and people will get all upset and know you're just playing games and not trying too hard to show how funny you could be if you really started a parody thread and we all know just how funny you can be when you put your mind to it because we see just how smart you are when you post in other threads and start telling jokes and making fun of people and we all get to laugh and laugh and laugh it's so damn funny all the time when you start doing thing like that with people in other threads.

Two apostrophes and a period - see how hard it is to screw up a post bad enough?

heystacy
08-15-2007, 09:02 PM
thank you thank you very much I try reelly hard but sometimes I type to fast and my posts come out kind of weird but thats okay becuase I am too busy packing for a trip to Fiji with my dad my uncle and Paris hilton becuase you know I am very rich and I am also a profeshonal but are my posts getting better lol

You know what's sad. You had me going for a moment. LMAO!

Shades0077
08-15-2007, 09:03 PM
Does this chicken "Boo" happen to wear a disguise to look like human guys?

Cream Filled Taco
08-15-2007, 09:04 PM
Too many commas you cant use any form of punctuashun at all if your going to be posting a thread like this and what happened to the chicken after they fired it did they fire it in the barbq after that and was it good I want to know because I am in kenya giveing shots to orhpan babboons so they wont get anthrax and cant get any good barbq

OMG! Those poor babbooooons!

KevinTBrown
08-15-2007, 09:05 PM
Two apostrophes and a period - see how hard it is to screw up a post bad enough?

4 apostrophes. ;)

Sabrinaset
08-15-2007, 09:05 PM
I am at work and there is a girl whore real name is Tamryn Simone and she is a writer she taught me how 2 use punctuation real well but then we have a kat who walks into the room and we always pet it and say hellokittykat whenever she walks in O look here she is now lets say hello to her hellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittyk athellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokitt ykat oh lookit she walked away but anyways theres another guy who works there named lester I dunno why his name is lester he doesnt seem less 2 me but he says he is less so MEOW hellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittyk athellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokitt ykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathelloki ttykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathello kittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathel lokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittykath ellokittykat oh she went away again but at least she isn't wearing a blue duck suit

GozertheGozarian
08-15-2007, 09:06 PM
Now I have to find the Chicken Boo/Katie Kaboom clip again. Thanks Shades.

Sally Sensational
08-15-2007, 09:08 PM
4 apostrophes. ;)

It's late and school hasn't started yet. I'll put my English Teacher hat back on Friday!

Wait, do English Teachers have hats? Or just ugly little glasses?

heystacy
08-15-2007, 09:09 PM
It's late and school hasn't started yet. I'll put my English Teacher hat back on Friday!

Wait, do English Teachers have hats? Or just ugly little glasses?

Some have broomsticks to fly upon. They all taught when I was a toddler. :(

Azrael52
08-15-2007, 09:09 PM
Does this chicken "Boo" happen to wear a disguise to look like human guys?

Yes but it didnot work at all as I said he is not aman hes a checkenboo

Azrael52
08-15-2007, 09:11 PM
It's late and school hasn't started yet. I'll put my English Teacher hat back on Friday!

Wait, do English Teachers have hats? Or just ugly little glasses?

Hmm, depends on which fetish site your visiting, I guess.

Shades0077
08-15-2007, 09:15 PM
Yes but it didnot work at all as I said he is not aman hes a checkenboo

But you said you only knew he was a chicken because he told you guys.

WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP?!?!

Aggie
08-15-2007, 09:16 PM
I am at work and there is a girl whore real name is Tamryn Simone and she is a writer she taught me how 2 use punctuation real well but then we have a kat who walks into the room and we always pet it and say hellokittykat whenever she walks in O look here she is now lets say hello to her hellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittyk athellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokitt ykat oh lookit she walked away but anyways theres another guy who works there named lester I dunno why his name is lester he doesnt seem less 2 me but he says he is less so MEOW hellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittyk athellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokitt ykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathelloki ttykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathello kittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittykathel lokittykathellokittykathellokittykathellokittykath ellokittykat oh she went away again but at least she isn't wearing a blue duck suit


dude, i love your commitment to your insanity...:D

Aggie
08-15-2007, 09:17 PM
It's late and school hasn't started yet. I'll put my English Teacher hat back on Friday!

Wait, do English Teachers have hats? Or just ugly little glasses?

monocles, the english wear monocles...waaaaaiit...how the hell did a chicken get a people job??

heystacy
08-15-2007, 09:18 PM
monocles, the english wear monocles...waaaaaiit...how the hell did a chicken get a people job??

Some places have no standards.

Sally Sensational
08-15-2007, 09:21 PM
monocles, the english wear monocles...waaaaaiit...how the hell did a chicken get a people job??

They didn't know he was a chicken until he very graciously told them.

Aggie
08-15-2007, 09:22 PM
Some places have no standards.

i wonder if his name is sam o. nella...:confused:

Aggie
08-15-2007, 09:22 PM
They didn't know he was a chicken until he very graciously told them.

i guess they really could have used those monocles...

heystacy
08-15-2007, 09:24 PM
i wonder if his name is sam o. nella...:confused:

LMAO! How poeple got that from all the clucks he made is beyond me.

Sally Sensational
08-15-2007, 09:26 PM
i wonder if his name is sam o. nella...:confused:


No, no. It was Sal Minella. No wait, he played shortstop for the Yankees.

Rimshot!

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Aggie
08-15-2007, 09:28 PM
No, no. It was Sal Minella. No wait, he played shortstop for the Yankees.

Rimshot!

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

*bows*...that was just freakin' awesome...:D

Sabrinaset
08-15-2007, 09:31 PM
I remember Lester knows a guy named Gerry Mandering ...

Azrael52
08-15-2007, 09:35 PM
No, no. It was Sal Minella. No wait, he played shortstop for the Yankees.

Rimshot!

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Another damn fetish? What is it with you teachers?

Azrael52
08-15-2007, 09:36 PM
But you said you only knew he was a chicken because he told you guys.

WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP?!?!

On NEVERDay. Stay Tuned.

Sally Sensational
08-15-2007, 09:40 PM
Another damn fetish? What is it with you teachers?

Someone has unresolved teacher issues!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb56/Bixio15/Hot_Teacher.jpg

Aggie
08-15-2007, 09:42 PM
Someone has unresolved teacher issues!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb56/Bixio15/Hot_Teacher.jpg

i wouldn't mind that spanking...:D

Sally Sensational
08-15-2007, 09:44 PM
i wouldn't mind that spanking...:D

I could never wear that dress, though.

Azrael52
08-15-2007, 09:46 PM
Someone has unresolved teacher issues!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb56/Bixio15/Hot_Teacher.jpg

I swear, I have no idea why my English book's pages are stuck together!

Aggie
08-15-2007, 09:48 PM
I could never wear that dress, though.

it's the getting it off that really matters...:evilsmile

Azrael52
08-15-2007, 09:50 PM
it's the getting it off that really matters...:evilsmile

Wrong Thread. ;)

Aggie
08-15-2007, 09:52 PM
Wrong Thread. ;)

says the man who mentioned "sticky pages"...;)

Sabrinaset
08-15-2007, 09:55 PM
She looks like a WWE Diva.

My favorite Diva? Someone who didn't make the cut on a Diva search ... her name was "J.T. Titty" If that is wrong, I don't wanna be right ...:)

Azrael52
08-15-2007, 09:59 PM
No worries there, eh?

Alan Lynch
08-16-2007, 02:57 AM
Does this chicken "Boo" happen to wear a disguise to look like human guys?
It took me a few posts to realise that's not what this thread was about. I loved Chicken Boo.

the4thpip
08-16-2007, 03:25 AM
I like chicken soup.

adam_warlock_2099
08-16-2007, 07:15 AM
Someone has unresolved teacher issues!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb56/Bixio15/Hot_Teacher.jpg

And really . . . did anyone have a teacher like that? Cuz I swear I might still be in high school if I did.

Cam63
08-16-2007, 07:17 AM
I'm not sure she's anatomically correct.

KevinTBrown
08-16-2007, 07:32 AM
And really . . . did anyone have a teacher like that? Cuz I swear I might still be in high school if I did.

Not quite like that, no.... Though I did have a few hot teachers, one of which I became involved with when I was 19. ;)

Cam63
08-16-2007, 07:35 AM
I only had one hot teacher.

That was enough.

hellokittykat
08-16-2007, 07:36 AM
dude, i love your commitment to your insanity...:D

She doesn't do things halfway huh?:D

Shades0077
08-16-2007, 07:57 AM
It took me a few posts to realise that's not what this thread was about. I loved Chicken Boo.

Yeah, it was definitely one of my more favorite bits from Animaniacs. I loved how there would always be the one person freaking out "He's a giant chicken I tell you!" but no one would listen and he would be taken away in a strait-jacket.

adam_warlock_2099
08-16-2007, 08:05 AM
Not quite like that, no.... Though I did have a few hot teachers, one of which I became involved with when I was 19. ;)

I remember my 7th grade English teacher, who if was giving out spanks on the ass, I would have been in line for.

adam_warlock_2099
08-16-2007, 08:07 AM
Yeah, it was definitely one of my more favorite bits from Animaniacs. I loved how there would always be the one person freaking out "He's a giant chicken I tell you!" but no one would listen and he would be taken away in a strait-jacket.

I liked the one kid that was always talking about his friend Randy Beman. And it was always some bizzare story about something that happened to Randy. And then the kid would be like . . . "Okay, bye now." when he was done telling the story.

Cam63
08-16-2007, 08:08 AM
I prefer '40s-'50s Warner Brudda cartoons.

Those buggers had things tight.

beetlebum
08-16-2007, 08:15 AM
Someone has unresolved teacher issues!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb56/Bixio15/Hot_Teacher.jpg


Someone keep "Boo" away from the fryer. He might accidentally get oil spilt on himself, claim you were trying to kill him, take a holiday claiming "stress leave" and then sue you for 54 million dollars. Don't you love America? On a random note, there was this girl at my school who had an affair with the 11th grade American history teacher. This girl was my "Frenemy" the Regina King whom I had a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with. Everyone in school knew about it. There was a part of me that thought she was slut, and there was that part of me that thought she was really cool and I envied her. now I'm kind of creeped out by it. But should we really be surprised that behaviour came from a Catholic girl?.
http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/em9443.jpg

Cam63
08-16-2007, 08:16 AM
Nuns have changed somewhat over the last few years.

Alan Lynch
08-16-2007, 08:41 AM
Why is always the vaguely sexual pictures which are visible on my work computer? I'll get a reputation at this rate.

Aggie
08-16-2007, 11:21 AM
I prefer '40s-'50s Warner Brudda cartoons.

Those buggers had things tight.

you are a man of refined taste sir...

Sally Sensational
08-16-2007, 03:32 PM
it's the getting it off that really matters...:evilsmile

Um, yeah, er . . .

Fine, I'll go there - that wouldn't be a problem as I'd be popping out of it! For a "hot teacher", that chick's got no boobs at all!

Sabrinaset
08-16-2007, 03:36 PM
Someone keep "Boo" away from the fryer. He might accidentally get oil spilt on himself, claim you were trying to kill him, take a holiday claiming "stress leave" and then sue you for 54 million dollars. Don't you love America? On a random note, there was this girl at my school who had an affair with the 11th grade American history teacher. This girl was my "Frenemy" the Regina King whom I had a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with. Everyone in school knew about it. There was a part of me that thought she was slut, and there was that part of me that thought she was really cool and I envied her. now I'm kind of creeped out by it. But should we really be surprised that behaviour came from a Catholic girl?.
http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/em9443.jpg

Beetlebum is now posting pictures of sexy women online.

She has taken her first steps towards the Pink Side!

My paduwan learner is growing! Soon she will be mine ... ha ha ha ha ha!

Aggie
08-16-2007, 05:19 PM
Um, yeah, er . . .

Fine, I'll go there - that wouldn't be a problem as I'd be popping out of it! For a "hot teacher", that chick's got no boobs at all!


"hot teacher" had such a broad definition...:evilsmile

and what that chick lacks in boobs...she more than makes up for in legs!!...

KevinTBrown
08-16-2007, 08:19 PM
Um, yeah, er . . .

Fine, I'll go there - that wouldn't be a problem as I'd be popping out of it! For a "hot teacher", that chick's got no boobs at all!

Boobs are over-rated. ;) I like them small to average sized.

Now asses on the other hand..... :p

Cam63
08-16-2007, 11:25 PM
OK, I confess... I'm really a tea drinking vicar from Leakyarseshire, England.

beetlebum
08-17-2007, 08:47 PM
Beetlebum is now posting pictures of sexy women online.

She has taken her first steps towards the Pink Side!

My paduwan learner is growing! Soon she will be mine ... ha ha ha ha ha!

Shouldn't it be Mwuhaha (evil laughter as evinced by Martha Stewart)

And boy someone really wants that new car!

Sabrinaset
08-17-2007, 08:55 PM
Shouldn't it be Mwuhaha (evil laughter as evinced by Martha Stewart)

And boy someone really wants that new car!

I don't need a new car! I already have the black SUV I got as a card-carrying Conservative! Of course, I loaded it with extras ... like the machine guns and stuff, but still ...!

beetlebum
08-17-2007, 09:04 PM
Why is always the vaguely sexual pictures which are visible on my work computer? I'll get a reputation at this rate.

Oh puh-leeeeeeeaze like you aren't looking at them anyways. Your only complaining cos your at work (what you do when your not at work is a whole diffrent matter):D
http://www.nursingadvocacy.org/news/2004nov/three_wishes.html

beetlebum
08-17-2007, 09:09 PM
Why is always the vaguely sexual pictures which are visible on my work computer? I'll get a reputation at this rate.

Oh puh-leeeeeeeaze like you aren't looking at them anyways. Your only complaining cos your at work (what you do when your not at work is a whole diffrent matter):D

http://www.3wishes.com/images/caregiverback.jpg

Sabrinaset
08-17-2007, 09:17 PM
I see Beetle is doing it again!

Come ON, Beetlebum ... stop the madness! Just admit you're posting these pictures of pretty women for YOU as much as anyone else ...!

Tommy
08-17-2007, 09:21 PM
Now asses on the other hand..... :p

Everyone makes fun of me for just how much of an ass man I am.

Azrael52
08-20-2007, 01:21 PM
Now asses on the other hand..... :p

Or even on both . . .

adam_warlock_2099
08-20-2007, 02:06 PM
Oh puh-leeeeeeeaze like you aren't looking at them anyways. Your only complaining cos your at work (what you do when your not at work is a whole diffrent matter):D

http://www.3wishes.com/images/caregiverback.jpg

http://static.blogo.it/cineblog/lucypindersupermanshirt.jpg

adam_warlock_2099
08-20-2007, 02:21 PM
Or even better. . .

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/Jla19/Lucy%20Pinder/lucy_pinder_latex_big.jpg

Aggie
08-20-2007, 02:23 PM
you cannot effectively take dictation in that...

Kyuubi
08-20-2007, 02:44 PM
I have the perfect dirty joke for what Aggie just said.



Damn my morals.

Aggie
08-20-2007, 02:45 PM
I have the perfect dirty joke for what Aggie just said.



Damn my morals.

dude, it's called a "set-up" for a reason...um...rise to the occasion...:evilsmile

Kyuubi
08-20-2007, 02:48 PM
you cannot effectively take dictation in that...



She could take my dictation any day.


OH!






I have to go pray now.

Aggie
08-20-2007, 02:49 PM
She could take my dictation any day.


OH!






I have to go pray now.

that'll do pig...that'll do...

adam_warlock_2099
08-20-2007, 06:31 PM
She could take my dictation any day.


OH!






I have to go pray now.

One only needs to pray when a sin has been commited, not normal human tendencies.

Azrael52
08-20-2007, 11:38 PM
You say TOMATO, I say tomato.

Alan Lynch
08-21-2007, 04:34 AM
You say TOMATO, I say tomato.
Aren't you just saying the same thing, but louder?

Azrael52
08-21-2007, 08:45 PM
tomato
tomato
tomato
tomato
tomato
tomato
tomato

Mwhaahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!