The Last Meal Club

[Ben Morgan]

I was watching that Seinfeld episode where they eat a "last meal" every week and I was wondering, what would your last meal be?

[Donald M.]

Me? I'd wanna give the prison chefs a miserable time by requesting the most absurd meals, such as one grain of salt and an ice cube :p

Why would that give the prison chef a miserable time?

Sounds easy to prepare and you go to your death sucking on an inadequately salted ice cube. The loser in that situation is not the chef.

[Ben Morgan]

Yes, that was just an example

[Ben Morgan]

I wonder if there's anyone desperate enough for a meal to kill someone just so they can get that last meal....

[rick]

I wonder if there's anyone desperate enough for a meal to kill someone just so they can get that last meal....


Well, Jeff Dahmer comes to mind, right off the bat.

[Gilda Dent]

I wonder if there's anyone desperate enough for a meal to kill someone just so they can get that last meal....

I would think that paying for the meal would be a bit less effort and a more pleasant way to get it.

[Bear]

Veal parmigiana...

http://www.roccovinos.com/veal%20parmigiana.jpg

...maybe a potato croquet...

And ribs...

http://onsmartpages.com/caterinasristorante1/nss-folder/pictures/p5.jpg

...onion rings, and a Dr. Pepper...

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/images/menu_drpepper.jpg

[mgs]

Maybe a nice lamb gyro like the one I get from this Greek place near me. And a nice big glass of red wine. :)

[Dreadstar]

Easy.

All-day soup beans with fatback, fried taters, mixed greens with hot bacon and vinegar dressing, black skillet corn bread and fried green tomatoes. Corn on the cob, optional.

[Schuimend Mormel]

I would have some delicious rice noodles with vast amounts of chicken... and poison in it. That way, I would kill myself by eating, and not give my executioners the satisfaction. :p

[Thorlief]

imported lasagne
http://www.ricette-primi-piatti.com/foto-ricette/lasagne-al-forno.jpg

a big ass pizza
http://www.metropizza.info/PizzaMetroFoto3.jpg

a New York cheesecake
http://www.ferraracafe.com/images/nyc/specialty-cakes/new-york-cheesecake.jpg

a cappuccino mixed with Italian espresso
http://www.ecm-espresso.it/images/news02/Blue.jpg




a pack of Marlboro lights, and I'm all ready for the last vacation. Yay!

[Boogie]

There is a whole website dedicated to this. Gives you all the last meals of death row inmates of the last couple years. Cigarettes are not allowed for some reason. (might kill you?)

Dead Man Eating (http://www.deadmaneating.com/)

[BoosterBronze]

I'd want my momma's homemade pizza, and a big cherry coke.
And hopefully, like, a machine gun and a jetpack, baked into a cake

[nervmeister]

To drink: A mojito and a shirley temple.

To eat: House Special Noodles from the Mandarin King, filet mignon, cheddar bay biscuits, rock lobster tail with drawn butter, Godiva hot chocolate cake.

[Drew Van T.]

I don't think I'd be able to enjoy any kind of food, knowing that's it the last time.

And frankly, I'm not exactly looking forward to my last time on the crapper, either (though I imagine I'll be having an easier time than Thorlief and his imported lasagna. You know what all that fatty meat combined with an excess of garlic can mean in this context, right?)

If forced to choose, my train of thought was leading towards "going out the way you came in"; a "close the circle of life" kinda deal...but then I'd realized that would mean baby food and a nursing woman's bloated tit. Which is just not dignified.

[Ben Morgan]

A philly cheesesteak!
http://deneenwhite.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/cheesesteak.jpg

[Ben Morgan]

How interesting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal#Famous_last_meal_requests)

[nervmeister]

A philly cheesesteak!
http://deneenwhite.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/cheesesteak.jpgI´ll have one too, only with no veggies.

[Monty_Cristo]

a kool-aid pitcher of vodka

[Dazzler]

Bummer. I was going to say an all-you can eat buffet to delay the inevitable...but frickin' Ali G of all people beat me to it.

Damn him.

But seriously. All you can eat chinese buffet.

--Dazz

[Schornforce]

My last meal: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (or, if you will-- Cheese and Macaroni), Fettucine Alfredo with Alaskan king crab meat, cheese fries with sour cream and bacon bits, grilled salmon, strawberry cream cake, and coconut ice cream with a bar of white chocolate.

To drink: Mountain Dew w/ strawberries and cherry syrup.

[Ben Morgan]

Deep fried oreos!
http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/04/deep-fried-oreos.jpg

[phoenixrising]

How interesting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal#Famous_last_meal_requests)

Dude, Gacy's last meal sounds delicious. I think I'd eat everything I didn't let myself eat over the past few years of eating healthy.

I'd have a filet mignon, a pile of fried chicken skins, tator tots, Graeter's Buckeye Blitz ice cream and an entire tray of my grandma's peanut butter cookies.

[nervmeister]

Deep fried oreos!
http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/04/deep-fried-oreos.jpgThey´re from Scotland, arent they.

[Dazzler]

The mention of Scotland makes me want to add one dozen scotch eggs with falafel batter to my all-you-can-eat chinese buffet, already in progress....


--Dazz

[Ben Morgan]

Now I wanna try haggis...

[Gene M.]

Fried chicken, mashed potatos and a cold beer.

[Lone Ranger]

Fuck the food, get me a nice Riedel Bordeaux glass, a corkscrew and a case of '82 Petrus.

http://www.rvi.be/rvi_master/reisboeken/rvi_reisboek_wijnreisgids/wijnreisgids2.jpg

[Thorlief]

Christ, I knew it. Forgot the liquor.

http://www.facogel.it/public/127.jpg

yes please.

[Rere]

My last meal?

Fugu sashimi (a.k.a. Puffer fish)!

My last words?

"Was this fish cleaned properly? 'Cause I kinda can't really feel my legs …"