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Jared_Humpherys
08-21-2007, 04:29 PM
It's been moved to Comm.
Oh, you don't mean the Liefeld thread?
Yep, that's what I was referring to. Good lord.
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 04:29 PM
Aw. No you don't, ducks. Real things are subject to death and taxes. But the unreal is an unsullied joy forever.
I don't know about the unsullied part.
Gingold
08-21-2007, 04:31 PM
I just saw a thread from yesterday that is the most blatant piece of flamebait I've ever seen.
Jesus Christ, why don't you get a neon sign to advertise while you're at it, pal?
And I took the bait. I am so ashamed.
Jared_Humpherys
08-21-2007, 04:32 PM
In somewhat related news to the above, I now have a man-crush on Gingold.
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 04:32 PM
That thread is delicious and the poor boy needs some defense.
Jared_Humpherys
08-21-2007, 04:33 PM
And I took the bait. I am so ashamed.
It's okay. We all have our moments of weakness.
Jared_Humpherys
08-21-2007, 04:33 PM
That thread is delicious and the poor boy needs some defense.
He's on the wrong bloody boards for that.
Jeff Brady
08-21-2007, 04:34 PM
In somewhat related news to the above, I now have a man-crush on Gingold.
I join you in the man-crushing on Gingold.
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 04:35 PM
He's on the wrong bloody boards for that.
I don't know, if I get some bourbon in me...
Gingold
08-21-2007, 04:35 PM
Gosh. Is what it feels like to be Matt Damon?
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 04:36 PM
Serious Question is Gingold the next Matt Damon?
Jared_Humpherys
08-21-2007, 04:37 PM
I don't know, if I get some bourbon in me...
Are you prepared to accept jessecuster3 levels of derision for this guy? I think not.
Cause Liefield is worse than the Star Wars prequels ANY day.
Jared_Humpherys
08-21-2007, 04:38 PM
Serious Question is Gingold the next Matt Damon?
Yes.
The "Team America" one.
jessecuster3
08-21-2007, 04:41 PM
Are you prepared to accept jessecuster3 levels of derision for this guy? I think not.
Cause Liefield is worse than the Star Wars prequels ANY day.
You do know I am lurking right now, right?
Jared_Humpherys
08-21-2007, 04:43 PM
You do know I am lurking right now, right?
I kid because I love.
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 04:43 PM
Are you prepared to accept jessecuster3 levels of derision for this guy? I think not.
Cause Liefield is worse than the Star Wars prequels ANY day.
I am fully, fully upfront with my loves of shitty material. Like my deep affection of Azrael.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 04:43 PM
Gosh. Is what it feels like to be Matt Damon?
You forgot to include a cat picture.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 04:46 PM
hi guys. I just feel like I sprinted for a call that lasted 5 minutes. now time to take a short breather before the next sprint ...
granted i don't know why i call them sprints since they mean five hour burts of nothing but excel...:D
Michael P
08-21-2007, 04:48 PM
hi guys. I just feel like I sprinted for a call that lasted 5 minutes. now time to take a short breather before the next sprint ...
granted i don't know why i call them sprints since they mean five hour burts of nothing but excel...:D
Well, if you called them Verizons, that would just be silly.
You forgot to include a cat picture.
that's my job.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 04:49 PM
hi guys. I just feel like I sprinted for a call that lasted 5 minutes. now time to take a short breather before the next sprint ...
granted i don't know why i call them sprints since they mean five hour burts of nothing but excel...:D
Who is this five hour burt of whom you speak? :mad:
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 04:50 PM
Well, if you called them Verizons, that would just be silly.
That's the opposite.
I spent eight hours doing sweet fa, and now I'm verizoned.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 04:55 PM
Who is this five hour burt of whom you speak? :mad:
oops...
sorry
but i have to love excel...it is survival
maybe i'll get a tattoo of a spreadsheet like this guy has the blue screen of death...
http://valleywag.com/tech/geeks-gone-wild/man-tattoos-microsofts-blue-screen-of-death-on-arm-291495.php?autoplay=true
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 04:57 PM
Well, if you called them Verizons, that would just be silly.
Verizons: a portmanteau of horizons and veritas
the things we keep in one's head
I do think Ray's gotten his drooling under control.
Doc still drools up a flood, particularly when reading Wolverine #40
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 05:10 PM
anyone playing city of heroes tonight?
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 05:15 PM
Doc still drools up a flood, particularly when reading Wolverine #40
55!
Get it right!
Forefinger
08-21-2007, 05:16 PM
anyone playing city of heroes tonight?
I'll play. What level and server are you on?
55!
Get it right!
No I remember, I just think that #40 had stronger sexual undertones. The implicit sexuality in the "snikty-snikt" just drives most lawyers wild.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 05:19 PM
No I remember, I just think that #40 had stronger sexual undertones. The implicit sexuality in the "snikty-snikt" just drives most lawyers wild.
I have chills down my back.
Athena Bast
08-21-2007, 05:21 PM
Did you notice how she doesn't dance very well at all?
Debbie wasn't a dancer as she admitted she spent weeks trying to learn the dance numbers. Plus, anyone would look poor against the likes of the rubber legs of Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly.
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 05:22 PM
No I remember, I just think that #40 had stronger sexual undertones. The implicit sexuality in the "snikty-snikt" just drives most lawyers wild.
I never knew people got that worked up over Silvestri.
I never knew people got that worked up over Silvestri.
Only lawyers.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 05:29 PM
I'll play. What level and server are you on?
I am a measly 8 and on victory. i won't be on till later though
Forefinger
08-21-2007, 05:30 PM
I am a measly 8 and on victory. i won't be on till later though
I could make a character on Victory. Look me up on the global @Forefinger
I forgot. I have a lvl 14 Tanker on Victory. You could be my sidekick or something.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 05:32 PM
I could make a character on Victory. Look me up on the global @Forefinger
k i will fore.
Rallura
08-21-2007, 06:04 PM
Well that's the end of that!
You sure told me, that there thing where i wasn't really disagreeing!
EDIT: Holy fuck! I miss vacation!
I sure did tell you,
in that horrid way where
I agreed with what you had said,
but then said something else too!
grr, GRR I say!
Dressing up can be fun. Like going out and being real people for a night.
I don't think real people
is going to apply tonight.
Marilyn's wearing regular clothes,
Scott's wearing his clerical shirt and shorts,
Joane is wearing regular clothes plus
a crown her daughter's making for her,
I'm wearing my wedding dress,
and this is BB
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1304/1197399743_88ea6e5ff7_m.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1407/1198268650_7df9ae0499_m.jpg
Yes, that is his Legion ring.
God knows what the other three people
will come up with.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 06:05 PM
ok, i admit it.
bob sinclar makes me happy.
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 06:06 PM
Thanks for the good wishes and vibes.
Dean headed south as he approached the peninsula, so we're spared the worst of the impact. We'll have tropical storm-type winds all day long.
This is good news.
*continues finger-crossing, just in case*
Matt Algren
08-21-2007, 06:08 PM
There is a disappointing number of people at Netflix who don't know how to find subtitles on DVDs, even when it's pretty clearly pointed out.
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 06:14 PM
I don't even want to do that. And now, for something completely different:
Advertising Lullaby
George Carlin...
I'd like to add this one as a companion piece...
Step Right Up - Tom Waits
Step right up, step right up, step right up,
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore!
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales...
You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar,
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today!
Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it? how do we do it? Volume, volume, turn up the volume!
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down,
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up
That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn... and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up...
'Cause it forges your signature.
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase...
Step right up...
Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations,
You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it,
Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it,
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax,
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator,
And it steals your car.
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking,
It's a friend... and it's a companion,
And it's the only product you will ever need.
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, and it is a job
And it strips the phone company free... take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath,
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion,
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks,
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned,
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...
'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, we're going out of business,
We'll give you the business!
Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure,
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included!
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,
Step right up, step right up, step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up,
C'mon and step right up
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 06:23 PM
There is a disappointing number of people at Netflix who don't know how to find subtitles on DVDs, even when it's pretty clearly pointed out.
If one can't handle English, perhaps a subtitled movie is a little advanced for one.
Athena Bast
08-21-2007, 06:26 PM
Y'all need "The Dangerous Book for Boys" and it's companion book "The Dangerous Book for Boys: Things to do"
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 06:27 PM
If one can't handle English, perhaps a subtitled movie is a little advanced for one.
What about us that can't handle English but are too deaf to hear the movie.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 06:28 PM
Y'all need "The Dangerous Book for Boys" and it's companion book "The Dangerous Book for Boys: Things to do"
Is "Dangerous Book" a new euphemism for girl bits?
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 06:28 PM
One of my clients, a very popular children's book publisher, has a design team that isn't exactly on the ball.
After a series of proof and changes, and completing the job, they notice a few flaws.
I worked until 11 last night making sure we met their deadline. I walk in, and discover their newest disaster. I just want to walk over there and snap off all of their worthless heads.
This sounds like a sensible response.
Could use more fire, though.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 06:29 PM
What about us that can't handle English but are too deaf to hear the movie.
I doubt the subtitles will help all that much.
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 06:30 PM
I doubt the subtitles will help all that much.
Can I get you to mime it for me?
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 06:33 PM
Can I get you to mime it for me?
I'm doing it right this second.
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 06:35 PM
Does anyone else picture Paul as Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Michael P
08-21-2007, 06:37 PM
Brian Cronin's my hero.
Athena Bast
08-21-2007, 06:39 PM
Is "Dangerous Book" a new euphemism for girl bits?
Um... no.. but there is a "Daring Book for Girls".
A Dangerous Book (http://www.amazon.com/Dangerous-Book-Boys-Conn-Iggulden/dp/0061243582/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-7194466-9114451?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1187743060&sr=8-1)
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cRRGflOVL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 06:40 PM
I don't know about the unsullied part.
Unsullied?
http://www.echonews.com/750/images/monsters_inc_sully.jpg
I don't like the sound of that.
Athena Bast
08-21-2007, 06:41 PM
Does anyone else picture Paul as Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I get a more "Inigo Montoya" (Princess Bride) vibe from him.
Michael P
08-21-2007, 06:41 PM
Unsullied?
http://www.echonews.com/750/images/monsters_inc_sully.jpg
I don't like the sound of that.
Kitty!
I love that movie.
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 06:43 PM
Y'all need "The Dangerous Book for Boys" and it's companion book "The Dangerous Book for Boys: Things to do"
These are awesome books.
O yes indeedy.
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 06:44 PM
Does anyone else picture Paul as Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Not until just then.
And now it's stuck there.
On the plus side...
Woo! Fire!
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 06:45 PM
Kitty!
I love that movie.
Pixar are full of rawk.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 06:47 PM
Um... no.. but there is a "Daring Book for Girls".
A Dangerous Book (http://www.amazon.com/Dangerous-Book-Boys-Conn-Iggulden/dp/0061243582/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-7194466-9114451?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1187743060&sr=8-1)
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cRRGflOVL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg
There! I knew it was a euphemism!
Athena Bast
08-21-2007, 06:47 PM
These are awesome books.
O yes indeedy.
Something in the back of my mind told me they were munkee books.
Athena Bast
08-21-2007, 06:48 PM
There! I knew it was a euphemism!
Okily-dokily
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 06:48 PM
There! I knew it was a euphemism!
Just because you want to search inside boys.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 06:49 PM
Does anyone else picture Paul as Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Hee.
I want the hat!
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 06:51 PM
Hee.
I want the hat!
Please No. Just No!
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 06:52 PM
Hee.
I want the hat!
I'm now picturing Paul with the hat and dangly bits dangling
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 06:54 PM
I'm now picturing Paul with the hat and dangly bits dangling
Hey now!
...
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 06:59 PM
Something in the back of my mind told me they were munkee books.
*looks innocent*
*whistles a little bit*
DarkBlade
08-21-2007, 07:07 PM
Bwar. Sed Non Setiata so doesn't work on me. Ochosi wasn't spectacular either.
I think Fallen might, but I can't quite tell, cause I need outside opinion.. and Tadhg isn't very good at the whole, "How does this one smell?"
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 07:12 PM
Bwar. Sed Non Setiata so doesn't work on me. Ochosi wasn't spectacular either.
I think Fallen might, but I can't quite tell, cause I need outside opinion.. and Tadhg isn't very good at the whole, "How does this one smell?"
He's a man, what do you expect?
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 07:14 PM
Hee.
I want the hat!
Please No. Just No!
I'm a facilitator!
http://www.dailyllama.com/spam/apparel/images/tim_enchanter_hat_tn.jpg
http://www.kidsurplus.com/itemdetail.asp?item=78%20TVI%2015017%20%20%20%20%2 0%20%20%20
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 07:23 PM
I'm a facilitator!
http://www.dailyllama.com/spam/apparel/images/tim_enchanter_hat_tn.jpg
http://www.kidsurplus.com/itemdetail.asp?item=78%20TVI%2015017%20%20%20%20%2 0%20%20%20
I need it!
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 07:26 PM
I'm a facilitator!
http://www.dailyllama.com/spam/apparel/images/tim_enchanter_hat_tn.jpg
http://www.kidsurplus.com/itemdetail.asp?item=78%20TVI%2015017%20%20%20%20%2 0%20%20%20
bad munkee.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 07:26 PM
I need it!
You get your own hat of insult!
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 07:28 PM
You get your own hat of insult!
But I could sit it next to my Holy Grail Ale.
Guapo Méndez
08-21-2007, 07:30 PM
You get your own hat of insult!
I dunno.
This screams insult, but not in the direction you'd want.
http://www.grtoys.com/pics/elo/k5509.jpg
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 07:31 PM
I dunno.
This screams insult, but not in the direction you'd want.
http://www.grtoys.com/pics/elo/k5509.jpg
I want that! It matches my boa!
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 07:31 PM
I dunno.
This screams insult, but not in the direction you'd want.
http://www.grtoys.com/pics/elo/k5509.jpg
I'm sure that young lady is not of a sufficient age to allow me to follow my train of thought.
DarkBlade
08-21-2007, 07:33 PM
He's a man, what do you expect?
I dunno, hopefully he'll tell me if he DOESN'T like one.. self defense and all, right?
Guapo Méndez
08-21-2007, 07:35 PM
Here's one for Puma.
http://spunkykitty.com/images/large/kitty1large_lrg.gif
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 07:38 PM
I dunno, hopefully he'll tell me if he DOESN'T like one.. self defense and all, right?
But that's not the way men's minds work. "Don't tell her anything negative. Don't tell her anything negative."
Tadhg
08-21-2007, 07:39 PM
But that's not the way men's minds work. "Don't tell her anything negative. Don't tell her anything negative."
Please. That presupposes that my mind works.
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 07:45 PM
Please. That presupposes that my mind works.
Oh, true. You do tend to try to drink car bombs through your pants.
DarkBlade
08-21-2007, 07:51 PM
Oh, true. You do tend to try to drink car bombs through your pants.
No, Alex tries to drink carbombs through my husband's pants.
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 07:54 PM
No, Alex tries to drink carbombs through my husband's pants.
No, Alex tries not to waste alcohol. He's a good drunk.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 07:55 PM
No, Alex tries to drink carbombs through my husband's pants.
No, no, it'll explode, I swear, just give me a little more time.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 08:11 PM
ack, i think i am here till midnight tonight.
if i go home from work, i'll play City of Heroes which is what i shouldn't have done last night...
I wish there was a better way to pay for past sins.
I'd rather be someone's slave for a day.
Matt Algren
08-21-2007, 08:23 PM
Children of the Eighties, I have found the ark of the covenant.
It's the safe way to break and pop, and it comes with a full rap sheet included!
Can I get a hell yeah? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770257)
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 08:28 PM
Children of the Eighties, I have found the ark of the covenant.
It's the safe way to break and pop, and it comes with a full rap sheet included!
Can I get a hell yeah? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770257)
That was radical! The funny thing is as campy as the whole thing was, those cds were actually a good collection of old school rap!
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 08:29 PM
That was radical! The funny thing is as campy as the whole thing was, those cds were actually a good collection of old school rap!
It's always good to have some cheese with your meat.
Matt Algren
08-21-2007, 08:30 PM
Check again, it was actually a two record set. What the hell happened to the cassette tape?
I totally would have bought that set if my Mom would've let me. I was in a school where breakdancing was banned because it was just soooo dangerous.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 08:35 PM
Check again, it was actually a two record set. What the hell happened to the cassette tape?
I totally would have bought that set if my Mom would've let me. I was in a school where breakdancing was banned because it was just soooo dangerous.
oops, i just lost all of my old school cred...
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 08:39 PM
It's always good to have some cheese with your meat.
and some splooge over my spreadsheet...
yes friends, i may be a freelancer in the porn industry
and yes i am going to leave it at that for now
Gingold
08-21-2007, 08:40 PM
Children of the Eighties, I have found the ark of the covenant.
It's the safe way to break and pop, and it comes with a full rap sheet included!
Can I get a hell yeah? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770257)
That is fresh. My brother and I had Mr. Fresh and the Supreme Rockers' guide to Breakdancing, but it didn't come with a cardboard or record.
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 08:42 PM
bad munkee.
I'm whimsically endearing!
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 08:44 PM
I'm whimsically endearing!
i guess in a "look at that monkey throw shite at me way" ;)
Gingold
08-21-2007, 08:47 PM
and some splooge over my spreadsheet...
yes friends, i may be a freelancer in the porn industry
and yes i am going to leave it at that for now
You can't just throw that out there and drop the subject!
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 08:52 PM
You can't just throw that out there and drop the subject!
Oh yes she can.
She is a attention whore!
(Also, there is the curse of Rita's to look out for. Yes, freelancer in porn counts as romance. Argue with me if you dare!)
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 08:54 PM
i guess in a "look at that monkey throw shite at me way" ;)
yeah... pretty much like that...
*nodnod*
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 08:59 PM
Oh yes she can.
She is a attention whore!
(Also, there is the curse of Rita's to look out for. Yes, freelancer in porn counts as romance. Argue with me if you dare!)
whore yes. but i am also a whore who buys you dinner.
....and yes a major porn player needs marketing help and contacted me and friend. i am very excited though it would mean flying to LA alot.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 08:59 PM
Oh yes she can.
She is a attention whore!
(Also, there is the curse of Rita's to look out for. Yes, freelancer in porn counts as romance. Argue with me if you dare!)
BTW how does a freelancer in porn count as romance????
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 09:01 PM
Wow. I want to break and pop too!
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 09:04 PM
Wow. I want to break and pop too!
Just hold out your arm. Little more.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 09:05 PM
BTW how does a freelancer in porn count as romance????
Freelance is romance.
Porn is romance.
Porn freelance is double team romance.
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 09:10 PM
BTW how does a freelancer in porn count as romance????
Romance in the pants.
Maybe some sort of dance.
Just watch out for the perilous pants-eating plants of France.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 09:16 PM
Freelance is romance.
Porn is romance.
Porn freelance is double team romance.
that is an awful lot of cockney
I am in urgent need of some vastly superior narcotics, possibly with hallucinogenic properties and terrible, terrible side effects.
that is an awful lot of cockney
Most women find my cockney intimidating.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 09:18 PM
I am in urgent need of some vastly superior narcotics, possibly with hallucinogenic properties and terrible, terrible side effects.
I am in need of food, simple, starchy food. Which my co-workers were suppossed to bring me back. And then forgot. Instead they handed me a half cup of vodka. Bastards.
I am in need of food, simple, starchy food. Which my co-workers were suppossed to bring me back. And then forgot. Instead they handed me a half cup of vodka. Bastards.
AHA!
Vodka is made from potatoes, potatoes are starchy.
Law of common...things and such. I'm not a math guy.
Gingold
08-21-2007, 09:21 PM
Most women find my cockney intimidating.
There's so much Irish in my family that my cockney is hardly noticeable anymore.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 09:28 PM
There's so much Irish in my family that my cockney is hardly noticeable anymore.
yes i am unfortunately familiar with the irish curse
yes i am unfortunately familiar with the irish curse
Mind you, there is more to linguistics than how much cockney you bring to the table.
Pól Rua
08-21-2007, 09:34 PM
Mind you, there is more to linguistics than how much cockney you bring to the table.
Mmm... cunning...
But aren't you Italian...?
Wouldn't that make you more of a cunning linguini rather than a cunning linguist?
I dunno, I never get that right.
Which is why I'm not allowed to order pasta in restaurants anymore.
ragnarok_2012
08-21-2007, 09:35 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s184/dtrippe/impulse_trippe.gif
Spike-X
08-21-2007, 09:36 PM
In case anyone was wondering, "How many dried apricots at one sitting is too many?" the answer is "a dozen or so."
*groan*
ragnarok_2012
08-21-2007, 09:37 PM
In case anyone was wondering, "How many dried apricots at one sitting is too many?" the answer is "a dozen or so."
*groan*
*hugs and tries not to breathe*
Mmm... cunning...
But aren't you Italian...?
Wouldn't that make you more of a cunning linguini rather than a cunning linguist?
I dunno, I never get that right.
Which is why I'm not allowed to order pasta in restaurants anymore.
It depends on what you order as an appetizer.
Wait, what are we talking about?
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 09:41 PM
It depends on what you order as an appetizer.
Wait, what are we talking about?
Sweet, sweet man love.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 09:42 PM
It depends on what you order as an appetizer.
Wait, what are we talking about?
Lasanga i thought.
Jeff Brady
08-21-2007, 09:45 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s184/dtrippe/impulse_trippe.gif
WANT!
In case anyone was wondering, "How many dried apricots at one sitting is too many?" the answer is "a dozen or so."
*groan*
Six is usually my limit.
Why do I have the urge to make man love to a bowl of rigatoni?
ragnarok_2012
08-21-2007, 09:48 PM
WANT!
Apparently there is some sort of "redesign Impulse's costume" meme starting up.
That's Dean Trippe's version.
ragnarok_2012
08-21-2007, 09:49 PM
Why do I have the urge to make man love to a bowl of rigatoni?
Because it's Tuesday?
Ronald Bryan
08-21-2007, 09:55 PM
Because it's Tuesday?
Because it's a day ending in "y".
Here is a fun fact:
Ron killed Ritas.
WANT!
Hopefully because that was the only post i saw, it looks like you are saying you want a small boy in spandex.
Hopefully because that was the only post i saw, it looks like you are saying you want a small boy in spandex.
Well who doesn't.
Putting a big boy in spandex invites all sorts of trouble. For one, they never sit still.
I still don't hate Liefeld. I don't like his work, but I don't hate him.
Larsen's pointy toes will always bother me more than Liefeld's work.
I still don't hate Liefeld. I don't like his work, but I don't hate him.
Larsen's pointy toes will always bother me more than Liefeld's work.
Yes, this is very relevant to the making love to cockney pasta with young boys in spandex conversation.
Yes, this is very relevant to the making love to cockney pasta with young boys in spandex conversation.
Just try'in to shake things up.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 10:53 PM
Yes, this is very relevant to the making love to cockney pasta with young boys in spandex conversation.
well some of us, while wearing spandex and listening to icehouse, like to make lasagna with cockney street urchins without pointy toes
well some of us, while wearing spandex and listening to icehouse, like to make lasagna with cockney street urchins without pointy toes
Sickos.............
In other news: I'm feeling passed over for a job that I am as deserving of as my predecessor.
Chris Nowlin
08-21-2007, 10:55 PM
I wonder if I need dinner.
I already had a slice of cake
Yes, this is very relevant to the making love to cockney pasta with young boys in spandex conversation.
It's always about the gay, underage sex with you.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 10:55 PM
In other news: I'm feeling passed over for a job that I am as deserving of as my predecessor.
did you express interest in it? is it politics? are you too valuable to be promoted?
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 10:56 PM
I wonder if I need dinner.
I already had a slice of cake
cake does not need equal dinner. go eat something green. i am going to have to talk to your mother.
Jeff Brady
08-21-2007, 10:57 PM
Hopefully because that was the only post i saw, it looks like you are saying you want a small boy in spandex.
They just taste so good with some fava beans & a nice chianti.
It's always about the gay, underage sex with you.
No.
Only when I'm awake.
did you express interest in it? is it politics? are you too valuable to be promoted?
You are very kind, but: I did express interest, and was stiffed basically for an interview because of my current employer.
did you express interest in it? is it politics? are you too valuable to be promoted?
You are too valulable is the biggest load of shit.
It's like when goebbels said they didn't keep women from working and voting because they didn't care about them, but because they care about them.
No.
Only when I'm awake.
So you dream of women when you sleep?
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 10:59 PM
You are too valulable is the biggest load of shit.
It's like when goebbels said they didn't keep women from working and voting because they didn't care about them, but because they care about them.
it happens because a lot of managers forget how to do actual work and only know how to manage so they get afraid to promote their worker bees
it happens because a lot of managers forget how to do actual work and only know how to manage so they get afraid to promote their worker bees
In my case, I would say that my boss does appreciate me--and I am grateful for that--but to the point that she will sabotage my pursuit of a better job (of which she has influence).
In my case, I would say that my boss does appreciate me--and I am grateful for that--but to the point that she will sabotage my pursuit of a better job (of which she has influence).
Is she hot?
I've seen a lot of porn where you can have sex with your boss to get promotions.
Is she hot?
I've seen a lot of porn where you can have sex with your boss to get promotions.
Uh...she's a nun. Not sure I'm allowed to have those thoughts exactly.
Uh...she's a nun.
Ok, again, i've seen a lot of porn....
Ok, again, i've seen a lot of porn....
...ten four
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 11:33 PM
Is she hot?
I've seen a lot of porn where you can have sex with your boss to get promotions.
I got a three dollar pay raise that way once.
Paul McEnery
08-21-2007, 11:33 PM
Ok, again, i've seen a lot of porn....
I know what you're thinking. She's gagging for it.
I got a three dollar pay raise that way once.
but your boss was a man, and i'm not hip to that porn.
....muthafacka.
darkhanamaru
08-21-2007, 11:38 PM
ever get the feeling that you are in the wrong country/city?
the german version of vanity fair just did a spread on "international dj gigolos". a lot of those 12 were my favorite djs of my current mood and not one of them were from here. and the clothes were hot too.
either san francisco just isn't relevent anymore or i need a more liminal, fluid state. the bay area currently has made up its mine about what it is and is stuck.
Rallura
08-22-2007, 01:05 AM
EW! EW!
BB' character was sleeping
with his mom's character!
EW!
EW! EW!
EW!
EW! EW!
BB' character was sleeping
with his mom's character!
EW!
EW! EW!
EW!
huh?
Instead of driving to the store, i combined what i had in the house.
spagetti sauce
garlic bread
goat cheese.
Nick Soapdish
08-22-2007, 01:12 AM
I swear, my next job, I'm going to keep a bat in a glass case in my office. "In case of stupid co-workers, break glass."
Baseball or vampire?
Both can be good choices.
Rallura
08-22-2007, 01:26 AM
huh?
Instead of driving to the store, i combined what i had in the house.
spagetti sauce
garlic bread
goat cheese.
We were at a mystery dinner.
And how was your food?
We were at a mystery dinner.
And how was your food?
I ate about 1/4th of it, goat cheese is not ment to be consumed to excess.
Brian Cronin
08-22-2007, 05:40 AM
DC Cover Snark! (http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2007/08/22/judging-dcs-november-books-by-their-covers/)
-Brian
Rallura
08-22-2007, 05:44 AM
I ate about 1/4th of it, goat cheese is not ment to be consumed to excess.
No it's not.
I am going back to bed now,
as its' quarter til five.
jessecuster3
08-22-2007, 07:10 AM
Here's kind of an amazing story:
There’s a story below and the moral of this story is: keep your master tapes. Whatever you do, keep your master tapes.
It’s the late sixties. Three brothers, Doug, Daryl and Dennis Dragon are living in Malibu, surfing and gigging around the Los Angeles area and having their minds blown by the music of The Beatles, Hendrix and The Doors. The multi-instrumentalist sons of a symphony conductor and an opera singer, the Dragon brothers decide it’s time to create their own psychedelic soul/rock masterpiece. A high school friend of Dennis, Donn Landee, is working as a recording engineer at Sunwest Recording Studios in Hollywood and they begin to go there to put tracks down in “off time” often working from 3am, when they finish their regular gigs, until morning.
They call the sessions “Blue Forces Intelligence,” find themselves layering their instruments in new ways, adding deep, bassy vocal lines and then ramming them up against falsetto harmonies, adding organs and space age sound effects, recording spirituals and pop and crazy rock opera. The effect is increasingly spacey and weird, but also funky – a missing link between new directions others are exploring in jazz and soul as well as rock music.
Unfortunately, the suits at the West Coast offices of the major labels aren’t ready, complaining that they don’t hear a hit. After shopping the record, now called just “BFI”, for a few months, the boys become disillusioned and focus instead on their session work. They all end up working in the Beach Boys’ backing band. Doug moves to Hawaii, tours Australia. Dennis becomes a successful record producer. Daryl hooks up with Toni Tennille and experiences international chart success as “The Captain”. The Dragons’ “BFI” is forgotten.
Jump on 37 years. Strictly Kev/DJ Food, influential mixologist and designer for Ninja Tune and obsessive record collector – picks up a new batch of vinyl from a record dealer he knows. In amongst them is a 500-run private pressing of the soundtrack to a surf movie called “A Sea For Yourself”. On it is a track called “Food For My Soul” by a band called the Dragons. Kev being a fan of all possible food-based puns and currently putting together the mix for his new “Solid Steel” mix cd for Ninja, drops the needle on the groove.
What he finds amazes him – a true psychedelic original from a band he’s never heard of. Using his extensive contacts in the world of vinyl mania, he manages to track Dennis Dragon down. He emails him, asks him if he can include “Food For My Soul” on the mix. Sure, says Dennis. There’s a whole album of the stuff if he’s interested. Dennis checks. Donn still has the master tapes. He converts them to mp3 and emails them to Kev. Kev is blown away. He forwards them to Ninja Tune. Ninja Tune think it’s a scam. But then they listen. And they listen again. And then, after nearly forty years sitting on a recording engineer’s shelf, Ninja Tune decide to release “BFI”.
Beautifully played and produced, full of crazy invention and a loveably naive lack of self-consciousness, “BFI” is a miniature masterpiece, a lost classic of psych-whimsy, West Coast sexiness and serious musical chops. Surely we’re ready by now..?
Gingold
08-22-2007, 07:15 AM
Here's kind of an amazing story:
Cool. I've got to hear some of that.
jessecuster3
08-22-2007, 07:19 AM
Cool. I've got to hear some of that.
I listened to about 4 songs on the way to work and really liked them.
There are a few songs here. (http://www.myspace.com/thedragonsbfi)
Agent Helix
08-22-2007, 07:20 AM
I'm at work, and that means I'm not playing Bioshock, and that means I am very unhappy.
jessecuster3
08-22-2007, 07:24 AM
I'm at work, and that means I'm not playing Bioshock, and that means I am very unhappy.
Is it that amazing?
jessecuster3
08-22-2007, 07:29 AM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070822.jpg
Agent Helix
08-22-2007, 07:41 AM
Is it that amazing?
So far, it's the best FPS I've ever played.
I killed a guy with his own hat.
Mac Danny
08-22-2007, 07:44 AM
Morning People!
jessecuster3
08-22-2007, 07:46 AM
So far, it's the best FPS I've ever played.
I killed a guy with his own hat.
Wow I may have to pick up the PC version, which will mean uninstalling Ubuntu.
Gingold
08-22-2007, 07:47 AM
I listened to about 4 songs on the way to work and really liked them.
There are a few songs here. (http://www.myspace.com/thedragonsbfi)
I liked them.
Ed Cunard
08-22-2007, 07:49 AM
So far, it's the best FPS I've ever played.
I killed a guy with his own hat.
Is it a PS2 game? I would like to kill people with accessories.
thespianphryne
08-22-2007, 07:51 AM
Is it a PS2 game? I would like to kill people with accessories.
I believe it is available for PS2.
-Das
jessecuster3
08-22-2007, 07:53 AM
I believe it is available for PS2.
-Das
EBGames only lists XBox360 and PC.
thespianphryne
08-22-2007, 07:54 AM
Or I could be completely wrong and be thinking of the people who were merely wishing for it.
-Das
Agent Helix
08-22-2007, 07:57 AM
It's PC and 360 only. I don't think it'd be possible for this game to be put on the PS2.
Note: If any of you ever played System Shock 2, it's made by the same guys that did that, and is sort of the long-awaited followup. It uses a lot of the same principles, but it's got the best use of environment I've ever seen in a shooter. I beat the first "boss" by wrenching a tank of Nitrous from the wall with Telekinesis, throwing it at him to knock him backwards, quickly shooting it so that it exploded and set him on fire, then chasing after him as he looked for water to put himself out, then electrocuting him while he was standing knee deep in a pool.
Spike-X
08-22-2007, 07:59 AM
Wow I may have to pick up the PC version, which will mean uninstalling Ubuntu.
You hush your mouth!
You can still dual boot.
Ed Cunard
08-22-2007, 08:00 AM
Ok, since you guys are gamers...
Any wonderful and realistic martial arts games out there?
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:00 AM
I'm at work, and that means I'm not playing Bioshock, and that means I am very unhappy.
You have no idea how much I sympathize with this statement.
Bioshock is my new god.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:01 AM
Ok, since you guys are gamers...
Any wonderful and realistic martial arts games out there?
One-on-one fighting, or otherwise?
If it's the former, I say Virtua Fighter 5.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:02 AM
Is it a PS2 game? I would like to kill people with accessories.
Xbox 360 and PC only.
Ed Cunard
08-22-2007, 08:03 AM
One-on-one fighting, or otherwise?
If it's the former, I say Virtua Fighter 5.
Either.
I looked at that one. It looked kind of like a Mortal Kombat type game, though--which is fun, don't get me wrong, but I was hoping for something really technical, maybe even bordering on a simulation game.
Or samurais. I like swordfighting. I rented ONIMUSHA and hated it, though.
GOD OF WAR, while not what I was looking for, was fucking awesome.
Agent Helix
08-22-2007, 08:07 AM
Virtua Fighter is a lot more on the technical side than Mortal Kombat. It's PROBABLY the most "technical" of arcade fighters, honestly. Still, there's nothing, to my knowledge, that's been a real martial arts simulation.
Ed Cunard
08-22-2007, 08:10 AM
Ok. I trust you guys, so I'll check it out.
Winslow
08-22-2007, 08:10 AM
DC Cover Snark! (http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2007/08/22/judging-dcs-november-books-by-their-covers/)
-Brian
Another strong Dustin Nguyen cover for Superman/Batman.
There seemed to be major perspective errors on that.
We say farewell to Darwyn Cooke on the Spirit with this lovely cover.
*sniff*
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:11 AM
Virtua Fighter is a lot more on the technical side than Mortal Kombat. It's PROBABLY the most "technical" of arcade fighters, honestly. Still, there's nothing, to my knowledge, that's been a real martial arts simulation.
Helix is right. Virtua Fighter 5 has the deepest and most realistic combat system of ANY martial arts game, bar none.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:13 AM
Helix: have you gotten into the camera or the inventing stuff yet?
If not, you have even more to look forward to.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:14 AM
Oh wait. VF 5 isn't on PS2, is it? In that case, try VF 4 special edition. It's only $20.
Wesley Dodds
08-22-2007, 08:14 AM
I looked at that one. It looked kind of like a Mortal Kombat type game, though--which is fun, don't get me wrong, but I was hoping for something really technical, maybe even bordering on a simulation game.
Virtua Fighter is so deep that you'll never master it. Don't bother.
Soul Caliber 3 and Tekken 5 are better choices for non-insane people and people with girlfriends.
Forefinger
08-22-2007, 08:15 AM
It's PC and 360 only. I don't think it'd be possible for this game to be put on the PS2.
Note: If any of you ever played System Shock 2, it's made by the same guys that did that, and is sort of the long-awaited followup. It uses a lot of the same principles, but it's got the best use of environment I've ever seen in a shooter. I beat the first "boss" by wrenching a tank of Nitrous from the wall with Telekinesis, throwing it at him to knock him backwards, quickly shooting it so that it exploded and set him on fire, then chasing after him as he looked for water to put himself out, then electrocuting him while he was standing knee deep in a pool.
That sounds awesome. I may have to investigate.
Agent Helix
08-22-2007, 08:15 AM
Helix: have you gotten into the camera or the inventing stuff yet?
If not, you have even more to look forward to.
I've gotten the camera, and I've earned one Tonic already from using it. Invention I haven't gotten to yet, but I can't wait. I love that I'm able to treat each fight differently, and use the environment and my own brain to my advantage, instead of just running and firing the shotgun at everything.
FUCK. SPIDER. SPLICERS.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:16 AM
Virtua Fighter is so deep that you'll never master it. Don't bother.
Soul Caliber 3 and Tekken 5 are better choices for non-insane people and people with girlfriends.
1) Ed did ask for the most realistic possible.
2) Neither "sane" or "spoken for" apply to him, as I recall.
Wesley Dodds
08-22-2007, 08:19 AM
1) Ed did ask for the most realistic possible.
2) Neither "sane" or "spoken for" apply to him, as I recall.
Bah, you're just trying to drag another person down into your world of Virtua Fighter darkness!
Don't do it, Ed! Tekken can provide a deep combat system without claiming your soul! And Soul Caliber has weapons. Oooh, pretty weapons.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:19 AM
I've gotten the camera, and I've earned one Tonic already from using it. Invention I haven't gotten to yet, but I can't wait. I love that I'm able to treat each fight differently, and use the environment and my own brain to my advantage, instead of just running and firing the shotgun at everything.
FUCK. SPIDER. SPLICERS.
Make sure you take photos of mechanical enemies too, like turrents and cameras and such.
Spider Slicers annoy me as well. I throw bees at them.
jessecuster3
08-22-2007, 08:20 AM
You hush your mouth!
You can still dual boot.
Yeah that's what I meant, but I think I have to completely install XP so I can format the partitions correctly and then reinstall Ubuntu.
I like the dual boot so I can still play City of Heroes without having to spend an extra $5 a month. Have you tried Songbird yet? I really am getting annoyed with Amarok and want another solution.
Agent Helix
08-22-2007, 08:22 AM
Make sure you take photos of mechanical enemies too, like turrents and cameras and such.
Spider Slicers annoy me as well. I throw bees at them.
NO ONLY THROW HATS HATS ONLY THIS IS A HAT THROWING GAME.
I haven't gotten the hive arm Plasmid yet.
Ed Cunard
08-22-2007, 08:22 AM
1) Ed did ask for the most realistic possible.
2) Neither "sane" or "spoken for" apply to him, as I recall.
Jared knows me.
Bah, you're just trying to drag another person down into your world of Virtua Fighter darkness!
Don't do it, Ed! Tekken can provide a deep combat system without claiming your soul! And Soul Caliber has weapons. Oooh, pretty weapons.
Tekken was just way too easy and not technical enough. Soul Caliber, unless I'm mistaken, looked like any other fighting game but with weapons.
I mean, if I just want to wreck shit, I'll play DEF JAM: FIGHT FOR NY. Hip hop soundtrack! Making motherfuckers bleed!
Joe Rice
08-22-2007, 08:23 AM
I should try to not spend money today . . .
Slam_Bradley
08-22-2007, 08:24 AM
The past two dozen posts might as well be written in Greek.
Michael P
08-22-2007, 08:24 AM
I should try to not spend money today . . .
It's Wednesday. The Spirit is out. You're doomed.
Ed Cunard
08-22-2007, 08:24 AM
I should try to not spend money today . . .
No you shouldn't. You should buy extravagant things, preferably things for me.
Winslow
08-22-2007, 08:26 AM
I should try to not spend money today . . .
Yeah . . . for the first time in a long time I'm having a financial crunch myself.
Royal
08-22-2007, 08:26 AM
Virtua Fighter refrences from real Martial Artists. Their sources range from Renzo Gracie, Olympic wrestler Mas Nagata to even real pro-wrestlers Sanae Kikuta and Billy Robinson.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:27 AM
NO ONLY THROW HATS HATS ONLY THIS IS A HAT THROWING GAME.
I haven't gotten the hive arm Plasmid yet.
Much fun is to be had with that Plasmid.
"Bees! Your firearms are useless against them!"
Btw, are you saving or harvesting the Little Sisters?
(I'm saving on this run-through)
Winslow
08-22-2007, 08:27 AM
I'm glad Cei-U won the avatar contest. He always comes up with great themes.
Agent Helix
08-22-2007, 08:28 AM
Much fun is to be had with that Plasmid.
"Bees! Your firearms are useless against them!"
Btw, are you saving or harvesting the Little Sisters?
I'm actually gonna restart tonight, because I've sorta gotten myself fucked, but I was harvesting the shit out of them. When I restart, I'm going to save them, because I'm a big vagina and don't like to feel mean.
Joe Rice
08-22-2007, 08:30 AM
It's Wednesday. The Spirit is out. You're doomed.
As does Mouse Guard and Batman. Argh. Went out with ex-coworkers two nights ago and got lunch for Eve and I yesterday = more money spent than budgeted.
Slam_Bradley
08-22-2007, 08:32 AM
As does Mouse Guard and Batman. Argh. Went out with ex-coworkers two nights ago and got lunch for Eve and I yesterday = more money spent than budgeted.
Cut out the afternoon dates and you'll be ok.
Jeff Brady
08-22-2007, 08:36 AM
I woke up this morning to my carbon monoxide detector going off. Called 911, two trucks came over, they went through the house...to find my landlord cooking some tomatoes on an antiquated stove in the basement (I'm on the second floor).
He doesn't live here! WTF is he doing cooking down there?
*sigh*
He's always bitching about how we MIGHT be the cause of some problem or another (like a roommate's girlfriend is a stranger and might be a serial murderer, don't you watch the news, the world is going to hell, you can't trust anyone, blah blah blah), and it's never true. Now something happens and it's his damn fault.
Asshole.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 08:36 AM
I'm actually gonna restart tonight, because I've sorta gotten myself fucked, but I was harvesting the shit out of them. When I restart, I'm going to save them, because I'm a big vagina and don't like to feel mean.
Next go of it, I plan to harvest like mad and REALLY make a badass character.
As it is, my wrench is the wrench of doom.
Winslow
08-22-2007, 08:40 AM
As does Mouse Guard and Batman. Argh. Went out with ex-coworkers two nights ago and got lunch for Eve and I yesterday = more money spent than budgeted.
Mouse Guard?
Volume 2 Issue 1?
Joe Rice
08-22-2007, 08:42 AM
Cut out the afternoon dates and you'll be ok.
True dat. I need my sugar momma to start paying!
Mouse Guard?
Volume 2 Issue 1?
Yup!
Joe Rice
08-22-2007, 08:43 AM
As seen in my sig, I took some photos yesterday, some of which I rather like, I think.
Slam_Bradley
08-22-2007, 08:45 AM
As seen in my sig, I took some photos yesterday, some of which I rather like, I think.
I started looking at them, but they were loading really slowly and I got impatient. I'll pull them up in a new window after Court this morning and let you know what I think.
Your wife should find you a wealthier girlfriend.
Joe Rice
08-22-2007, 08:48 AM
I started looking at them, but they were loading really slowly and I got impatient. I'll pull them up in a new window after Court this morning and let you know what I think.
Your wife should find you a wealthier girlfriend.
No doubt . . .Lisa pulls down more money than me, but I'm a frickin' public servant! And don't get my started on my girlfriend!
(Thanks for looking!)
Matt Algren
08-22-2007, 08:49 AM
Mouse Guard?
Volume 2 Issue 1?
Damn. Looks like I'm going to Fairborn this afternoon.
i_mmmchocolate
08-22-2007, 08:50 AM
My Indian co-worker is annoying as hell, but she sure can cook some good food.
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 08:50 AM
It was nearly 80 degrees and drizzling a very light but steady rain when I got home last night. So I took out my hearing aids, took off my glasses and went for a long walk in the woods.
I haven't done that in YEARS.
Perfection.
Slam_Bradley
08-22-2007, 08:53 AM
Damn. Looks like I'm going to Fairborn this afternoon.
Looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
Guapo Méndez
08-22-2007, 08:55 AM
We're back to normal here, unpacking stuff, plugging computers and telling everyone that school starts tomorrow.
News reports say that in the neighboring state of Campeche (100 miles from here), the sea retreated a mile from the coast and as 10:30 last night, it remained that way.
Bioshock is not available in PC format, at least from my local stores. Maybe next month.
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance was so I ordered it. It should arrive no later than next week.
i_mmmchocolate
08-22-2007, 08:55 AM
I haven't done that in YEARS.
Why not?
_
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 08:56 AM
Why not?
_
I *know*!!
Jeff Brady
08-22-2007, 08:57 AM
Why not?
_
He's old. Like he'd remember to do such a thing.
Matt Algren
08-22-2007, 08:57 AM
As seen in my sig, I took some photos yesterday, some of which I rather like, I think.
I think less of New York for the slogan "Using Less AC / How cool is that."
I like the 2nd of the new ones best, the one focused on the background.
It was nearly 80 degrees and drizzling a very light but steady rain when I got home last night. So I took out my hearing aids, took off my glasses and went for a long walk in the woods.
I haven't done that in YEARS.
Perfection.
I think we should have a rule that you don't throw softballs like that anymore. It's just too easy.
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 08:58 AM
He's old. Like he'd remember to do such a thing.
Who are you again?
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 08:59 AM
I think we should have a rule that you don't throw softballs like that anymore. It's just too easy.
Oh, have at it. It's not like you're capable of picking up on the obscure openings, you know.
Matt Algren
08-22-2007, 09:00 AM
Speaking of Summer weather, we're supposed to be in the high 90s for the rest of the week. AGAIN.
Joe Rice
08-22-2007, 09:01 AM
I think less of New York for the slogan "Using Less AC / How cool is that."
Hey, that isn't an official city thing!
I like the 2nd of the new ones best, the one focused on the background.
Thanks . . .that's one of my favorites, too. Didn't look good in the camera but it's much nicer blown up.
Jeff Brady
08-22-2007, 09:07 AM
Who are you again?
Hey, when you go driving, do you wear one of these?
http://www.rmconnection.com/images/WM223.jpg
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 09:14 AM
Speaking of Summer weather, we're supposed to be in the high 90s for the rest of the week. AGAIN.
I'm glad I got the programmable thermostat installed before the summer started. My A/C runs SO much less.
Mac Danny
08-22-2007, 09:14 AM
Hey, when you go driving, do you wear one of these?
http://www.rmconnection.com/images/WM223.jpg
I feel like Dread today.. I'm 33 today.
To celebrate, I am going to drive home with my left blinker on all day.
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 09:18 AM
Hey, when you go driving, do you wear one of these?
Nah:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d108/Aliaswit/crusher.jpg
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 09:20 AM
I feel like Dread today.. I'm 33 today.
To celebrate, I am going to drive home with my left blinker on all day.
Don't forget to change lanes to the right at least once while the left is blinking, else we revoke your status.
DarkBlade
08-22-2007, 09:20 AM
We're back to normal here, unpacking stuff, plugging computers and telling everyone that school starts tomorrow.
News reports say that in the neighboring state of Campeche (100 miles from here), the sea retreated a mile from the coast and as 10:30 last night, it remained that way.
Bioshock is not available in PC format, at least from my local stores. Maybe next month.
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance was so I ordered it. It should arrive no later than next week.
But.. where did it GO? Does it come back up or is it raining salt water somewhere else right now?
That's when it's tempting to throw on some solid shoes and go see what's sitting on the floor of the ocean still a quarter mile out.
... with a lifejacket on, just in case the water came rushing back all of a sudden.
Guapo Méndez
08-22-2007, 09:21 AM
I managed to play WoW a few hours yesterday and on monday. I'm amazed that I made more than 500 gold in those days. Quest money reward, sold quest armor/weapons and a few vendored greens (1 in 4 Kyroson keeps. the rest go to my bank character). Really, money pours when you're 70.
I dusted off an old trick: Blacksmithing plans for Storm Gauntlets (http://www.thottbot.com/i12703)(perfect Shammy mail) I can buy from the ghost blacksmith in Caer Darrow (using a trinket) for 5 gold. I put them at the AH for 30g and they sold.
I also tried to raise my Argent Dawn faction (5k from Exalted) and got a Mughtol's Helm (http://www.thottbot.com/i13073), which I auctioned for 40g.
I saw The Essence Focuser (http://www.thottbot.com/i31304)being auctioned for 30g and I snapped it immediately.
DarkBlade
08-22-2007, 09:21 AM
I'm glad I got the programmable thermostat installed before the summer started. My A/C runs SO much less.
Sooooo want one of those.
DarkBlade
08-22-2007, 09:23 AM
Don't forget to change lanes to the right at least once while the left is blinking, else we revoke your status.
Hnh. I was changing lanes fairly quickly on the interstate as I needed to be on the opposite side, and kept flicking it off for a second once I was in each lane. Meg wanted to know why I didn't just leave it on since I was going to be moving again anyway.
Duh. So people don't just figure I'm an idiot who left it on and act according to -that-.
Jeff Brady
08-22-2007, 09:24 AM
Nah:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d108/Aliaswit/crusher.jpg
Oh, you're only that old. That's what my grandfather wore before he switched to the ear-flap hat. You've got about ten years to go before you get to that stage.
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 09:25 AM
Sooooo want one of those.
They're only about $20 for the base product, and VERY easy to install.
Jared_Humpherys
08-22-2007, 09:25 AM
I feel like Dread today.. I'm 33 today.
To celebrate, I am going to drive home with my left blinker on all day.
Happy birthday!
Jeff Brady
08-22-2007, 09:26 AM
I feel like Dread today.. I'm 33 today.
To celebrate, I am going to drive home with my left blinker on all day.
Missed this; happy birthday, Mac!
DarkBlade
08-22-2007, 09:26 AM
They're only about $20 for the base product, and VERY easy to install.
Score. I'll have to remind Tadhg about it. I don't mess with the wiring, as I know jackall about it.
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 09:26 AM
Hnh. I was changing lanes fairly quickly on the interstate as I needed to be on the opposite side, and kept flicking it off for a second once I was in each lane. Meg wanted to know why I didn't just leave it on since I was going to be moving again anyway.
Duh. So people don't just figure I'm an idiot who left it on and act according to -that-.
I *always* flick my lane change signal off between lane changes, even if I'm going across two. It's like saying to the folk in the other vehicles: "Yes, I did that. Now I'm doing it AGAIN."
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 09:27 AM
Score. I'll have to remind Tadhg about it. I don't mess with the wiring, as I know jackall about it.
*YOU* could do this. Trust me.
Guapo Méndez
08-22-2007, 09:27 AM
But.. where did it GO? Does it come back up or is it raining salt water somewhere else right now?
That's when it's tempting to throw on some solid shoes and go see what's sitting on the floor of the ocean still a quarter mile out.
... with a lifejacket on, just in case the water came rushing back all of a sudden.
My guess is that it got pulled by what's left of Dean. I'm thinking it'll rush back no later than this week.
Campeche is one of those legendary ports that were attacked by pirates way back when. The forts are impressive to this day.
A few years ago, they pulled a Netherlands and reclaimed about half a square mile from the ocean and built hotels and other buildings, so I hope the sea doesnt' take it out on them.
But yeah, going strolling on the ocean floor is damn tempting.
I remember that, 20-22 years ago, one summer night we were at the beach and the sea retreated about 100-200 yards. You could see boats lying on the moist sand for miles around you. We played futbol, tag, sandball wars for hours.
To this day, I don't know what maritime cataclism caused that. I know I'm damn grateful it wasn't a tsunami prelude, like it was in Indonesia.
Gingold
08-22-2007, 09:29 AM
*YOU* could do this. Trust me.
He's right. I was able to put ours in, and I'm completely inept.
Mac Danny
08-22-2007, 09:30 AM
Happy birthday!
Missed this; happy birthday, Mac!
Thanks Guys!
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 09:30 AM
I saw The Essence Focuser (http://www.thottbot.com/i31304)being auctioned for 30g and I snapped it immediately.
I want this, SOOOOO bad.
http://www.thottbot.com/i31323
But not "2000 gold" bad.
DarkBlade
08-22-2007, 09:31 AM
I *always* flick my lane change signal off between lane changes, even if I'm going across two. It's like saying to the folk in the other vehicles: "Yes, I did that. Now I'm doing it AGAIN."
Hell, I was crossing four. She also looked at me funny for actually staying IN each lane a couple seconds when there was potential space to just zip across.
*Headshake*
DarkBlade
08-22-2007, 09:32 AM
*YOU* could do this. Trust me.
He's right. I was able to put ours in, and I'm completely inept.
Hmm. Maybe I'll go pick one up and surprise him by having it done when he gets home. ^_^
Dreadstar
08-22-2007, 09:33 AM
Hmm. Maybe I'll go pick one up and surprise him by having it done when he gets home. ^_^
Don't forget to turn off the circuit breaker.
Guapo Méndez
08-22-2007, 09:34 AM
I want this, SOOOOO bad.
http://www.thottbot.com/i31323
But not "2000 gold" bad.
Ah, we're running Kara twice weekly now. You'll get yours.
I like the spanish names.
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