Who would you rather give a quick kick in the pants to?

[Pink Bat Max]

All characters being out of costume in this instance, so no worries about armor. I left out Wolverine 'cause I wanted to have SOME kinda level playing field.

[beetlebum]

Tony Stark, Always ALWAYS hated him!:mad: Bruce Wayne is hot though he may be into pedastry ( um, why does he hang around little boys?) but he's still hot. Reed Richards may have been on a side I disagree with, but at least he felt he was doing the right thing. Hank Pym punched his wife but he was under the influence, as far as I know he had no neurological control over his actions.

Iron Man on the other hand, makes a living selling weapons that kill people. He is also a womanizer. I don't have a problem with ladies men. Simon Templar The Saint is my favourite literary character. But Tony has bedded every woman in the Marvel Universe and that is annoying. If Carol Danvers were to do the same thing she would be called a slut. He only worked for the government in Civil War to give himself immunity from prosecution for the murders he committed. The sell out is partially responsible for his friend Captain America's death.

[mgs]

top jerks: Tony for getting involved in the whole Civil War disaster; Reed, for being so arrogant, booting the Hulk and having the nerve to take a soulgem, and Pym, for allowing there to be an idiot of an Antman to run around in one of his bestest suits ever and not have a failsafe in it.

[Dr Ray Palmer]

I'd like to kick Oliver Queen in lots of places where it would hurt.

The only Marvel books I read are X-books, and I only read about three of those, so it's easy for me to avoid most of the others on your list. I can't remember the last time I had to deal with Tony Stark. And I was able to happily avoid Ollie for a number of years, but recently he's started infecting the lives of characters I care about again. :mad:

[Pink Bat Max]

I'd like to kick Oliver Queen in lots of places where it would hurt.

I think the only thing that would save Mr. Queen's Jewels for me is the fact that, well, Ms. Lance can put him in his place a lot more effectively than I ever could. >=)

Yeah, I voted Tony Stark too. I really, really HATE Reed Richards, but, well.... after Sue went back to him at the end of Civil War I just wash my hands of their twisted relationship. (Get it? Reed Richards? Twisted?)

Seriously, she should dump him and rent a hotel room in Atlantis for a nice long weekend with Namor.

[Infra-Man]

Tony Stark for being a total jerk, though I'd have him remove his rocket-powered iron pants before kicking him.

[Cam63]

Anyone acting in " dick mode " should get one.

[Night Swordsman]

Anyone acting in " dick mode " should get one.

Batman would be in constant pain then.

And yes,i'm the one that voted for Bruce.

[Cam63]

Bats is best when he's written as a control freak with a heart of gold and a FUCKENSENSEOFHUMOUR !

[Violently Apathetic]

Where's the 'all of the above' option? Bastards.

Though I admit I'm actually fond of Ollie...and Reed...sometimes Batman...Pym has his moments.

I guess Tony.

[Pink Bat Max]

Where's the 'all of the above' option? Bastards.

Though I admit I'm actually fond of Ollie...and Reed...sometimes Batman...Pym has his moments.

I guess Tony.

I'm actually pretty fond of Ollie. But part of that is that, of all the selections, he's the one who is most confronted with his flaws, and lives the consequences, and (I think) tries to do better. And if he ever goes too far, as I say, Dinah can plant his face in the pavement.

[PatrickG]

I'm actually pretty fond of Ollie. But part of that is that, of all the selections, he's the one who is most confronted with his flaws, and lives the consequences, and (I think) tries to do better. And if he ever goes too far, as I say, Dinah can plant his face in the pavement.

Yeah, well, all the better reason to give him a kick in the pants.

Tony won't learn from it. He'll just push for federally mandated anti-crotch kicking initiatives.

Hank Pym won't retaliate against you but he'll beat somebody weaker than him up or pop a few pills.

Batman will let the rage fuel him as he engineers a precisely calculated series of crippling blows designed to leave you using a bed pan for weeks.

Reed, honestly, wouldn't notice and would continue doing research, oblivious to the kick.

But Ollie would learn from it. And he has a LOT of learning to do. Think of how much learning he'd do if we took shifts, crotch-kicking. :D

[Rattlehead]

Comedy Answer: Hank Pym for being a scientist who somehow only designs crappy powers, costumes and code-names.

Real Answer: Tony Stark for being an unlikable jerkface long before Civil War was even thought of. I've always hated that fascist douchebag, CW was just icing on the cake. Jim Rhodes is the real Iron Man in my world.