The Fun Flirtation Thread

[Tommy]

Do you have a band aid?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

[MsSupaFan]

Are your legs tired?

Because you've been running through my mind all day.

[Tommy]

Is your name Gillette?

Because you’re defiantly the best a man can get.

[Pink Bat Max]

Do you have a bit of Scottish in you?

Would you like some?

[Larime]

I can tie a cherry stem in SEVERAL knots.

[bert]

My face is leaving in 5 minutes.

Be on it!

[Larime]

My face is leaving in 5 minutes.

Be on it!

Bert wins.

[Tommy]

You're so sweet, you must have put Heresy’s out of business.

[bert]

Bert wins.

hehe. .

and you know what?

that line has actually worked for me (back in my single days, of course)

[a. non]

Are you an Angel? 'Cause I just died and gone to Heaven.

[GozertheGozarian]

Do you have a boyfriend? Want one?

That actually did get me a phone number.

[David Atkins]

Baby, your parents must have been RETARDED! 'Cuz you're special.

(It worked for a spectacularly ugly friend of mine. :cool: )

[BnL]

From "U.R.A.Q.T." by M.I.A.:

"Is you're dad a dealer? 'Cause you're dope to me."

That's all I got.

[MsSupaFan]

Bert wins.


Most Def!! :D

[MsSupaFan]

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

[Kyuubi]

Something smells like fresh vagina.



I'm not good at these.

[MsSupaFan]

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

[Night Swordsman]

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Lucky Duck!
:)
Um...i couldn't flirt if all life on earth depended on it,irl. Somehow,it is affecting my response here too.
(Runs off to work...sigh)

[MsSupaFan]

haha...flirting is easy. You just have to get the hang of it..

[Night Swordsman]

haha...flirting is easy. You just have to get the hang of it..

Ok.

You are cute.

(runs off to work shrieking madly).

[MsSupaFan]

Hi. You'll do.

[MsSupaFan]

Ok.

You are cute.

(runs off to work shrieking madly).



that's a nice start.;)

[Night Swordsman]

:o ;)

[Sally Sensational]

1 Was your daddy a thief?

He must have been, 'cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

2 (Walk up to person and attempt to pull the tag on the back of their shirt out)

Say: Oh sorry! I was just looking for the "Made in Heaven" tag!

3 Let's go to my place, order pizza and fuck.

What? You don't like pizza?

and my favorite of all time:

4 Nice shoes! Want to fuck?

[MsSupaFan]

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

[Hurricane]

I'm an ordained minister and I can perform weddings and stuff. So if you ever decide to get married, I'm also single.

[Kyuubi]

You don't seem to have as much body hair as most Italian women I've met.

[MsSupaFan]

Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your playtoy tonight.

[Kyuubi]

Is it just me, or does your breath smell like crotch?

[Pink Bat Max]

Wanna come up and see my etchings? I keep them on the ceiling over my bed.

Nice dress. I like the color. It'd look great crumpled on the carpet in my bedroom.

[Hurricane]

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

[Kyuubi]

If I said you had a nice body, would you know I was lying?

[Jack Zodiac]

If I said you had a nice body, would you let me put my finger in your ass?

[Hurricane]

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

[Hurricane]

Would you like to go halvsies on a bastard child?

[Jack Zodiac]

"Vagina inspector. I'm here to inspect your vagina."

[Pink Bat Max]

"Two in the pink, one in the stink, baby."

[Larime]

Kiss me, my tonsils itch.

[beetlebum]

So Sabrinaset-do you like eating Asian?:D

[Lester C.]

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

[Hybrid2]

Shhhh! Dont talk.
I'll just take off your clothes and give you the best sex of your life.

[Jack Zodiac]

I've always said, the most sensual part of the woman is the boobies.

[a. non]

Is Heaven missing an Angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans.

(Futurama's never let me down, but now i feel dirty...the bad kind of dirty)

[the4thpip]

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

[Jack Zodiac]

Sprechen Sie Sexy?

[MsSupaFan]

Hey, your name is sexy, right?

[Pink Bat Max]

And, to borrow from the Master (Pepe LePew):

I screech to you weeth jungle love.

Do not come weeth me to zee casbah, we will make beautiful muzik right here.

[MsSupaFan]

You have a onion butt...... it makes me want to cry.

[Jack Zodiac]

Was your father a meat burglar? 'Cause it looks like someone slid two fine hams down the back of your dress.

[MsSupaFan]

Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

[a. non]

Nice package. Can i open it?

[MsSupaFan]

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.