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Zack
08-11-2007, 05:19 PM
New chapters of R. Kelly's...."pop-culture phenomenon" begin airing Monday on IFC.com!

http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

You can watch a new one each day, along with the previous chapters, and a recap of the story to date.

Please at least watch the recap. I've never heard the s-word used as a chorus before.

I have a bizarre fascination with this thing, because it's completely batshit crazy. The plot makes absolutely no sense, Kelly does the dialogue for EVERY character, and there are such awesome cliffhangers as "oh my god a rubber...rubber...rubber" and "the midget just shit himself."

Why can't I come up with something like this?
shrike
08-11-2007, 05:20 PM
R Kelly just needs to come out of the closet... just hopefully it isn't in the arms of a 14 year old.
Lester C.
08-11-2007, 06:04 PM
If anyone says they thought this thread was about me, prepare for an ass kicking.:mad: And by that I mean you kick my ass, because I can't fight worth a damn and have a very low tolerance to pain :o
Sabrinaset
08-11-2007, 06:28 PM
If anyone says they thought this thread was about me, prepare for an ass kicking.:mad: And by that I mean you kick my ass, because I can't fight worth a damn and have a very low tolerance to pain :o

That cheering sound you just heard was my little bratty brotther ... I think he's tired of me kickin' HIS butt all the time and wants me to go bother someone ELSE for awhile! :evilsmile
heystacy
08-11-2007, 07:21 PM
I think this has run into the ground. The funniest line of thought was on South park. OMG I nearly fell on the floor at work when I saw that episode. How can something be so wrong and good at the same time?
Aggie
08-11-2007, 07:59 PM
i hate r. kelly...but i love cherry pie eating midgets...i'm torn!!...

oh god that south park ep. was pure genius.
heystacy
08-11-2007, 08:15 PM
i hate r. kelly...but i love cherry pie eating midgets...i'm torn!!...

oh god that south park ep. was pure genius.

I know its a good episode, because I don't watch South Park, and I still laugh at that episode.
Aggie
08-11-2007, 08:19 PM
I know its a good episode, because I don't watch South Park, and I still laugh at that episode.

you are such a knave...:rolleyes:
heystacy
08-11-2007, 08:24 PM
you are such a knave...:rolleyes:

LOL I just know a good story when I see it. Priceless.