Ask The Gimp

[Larime]

Anything goes - all those awkward, embarrassing questions you'd never ask in polite society? The Gimp fears no taboo. Sate your curiosity, feed your thirst for knowledge, drive yourself to a brain bleaching.

Ask The Gimp.

[heystacy]

When a friend wears a shitty outfit, should you tell them its shitty, and risk their oversensitive wrath? :o

[sunshinegirl]

When a friend wears a shitty outfit, should you tell them its shitty, and risk their oversensitive wrath? :o

don't tell. it's their own stupid fault for wearin' it in the first place. then you look good.



(seriously, i'm not evil)

[heystacy]

don't tell. it's their own stupid fault for wearin' it in the first place. then you look good.



(seriously, i'm not evil)

LOL Good point. I suppose I need to wipe the "what the freak are you wearing" look off my face if it happens again. :o

[Larime]

As Sunshinegirl points out, it will make you look better by comparison, but if you want your friend to look stupid so you can look good, they aren't really your friend.

If they really are your friend, it's your duty to tell them they look like, say, Jack from Three's Company, or Corky from Life Goes On.

Friends don't let friends dress dumb. If he hates you for it, kick him in the nuts.

[heystacy]

As Sunshinegirl points out, it will make you look better by comparison, but if you want your friend to look stupid so you can look good, they aren't really your friend.

If they really are your friend, it's your duty to tell them they look like, say, Jack from Three's Company, or Corky from Life Goes On.

Friends don't let friends dress dumb. If he hates you for it, kick him in the nuts.

I can do this too. :evilsmile

[Tommy]

So what's it like living in a box and being in a gay S&M relationship?

[shrike]

Anything goes - all those awkward, embarrassing questions you'd never ask in polite society? The Gimp fears no taboo. Sate your curiosity, feed your thirst for knowledge, drive yourself to a brain bleaching.

Ask The Gimp.

Bitch, PLEASE. You are more pimp than gimp.

[Larime]

So what's it like living in a box and being in a gay S&M relationship?

You have a camera in my house, don't you?

It's kind of like living in box and being straight. Or homeless. Just with a mask and cock.

[heystacy]

Bitch, PLEASE. You are more pimp than gimp.

Were I drinking, I would have spit it all over my laptop. LOL

[Larime]

Bitch, PLEASE. You are more pimp than gimp.

It's hard out here for a gimp...

[Gail Simone]

I have a question...

What are those little candies, you know, the ones that look like Razzles, but aren't?

Gail

[Gail Simone]

Seriously, I get the word ownage and all, but it's impossible to think of you as a 'gimp.' Even as a joke, it just doesn't fit at all. You're just our friend like every other weirdo on this board.

:)

Gail'

[Larime]

I have a question...

What are those little candies, you know, the ones that look like Razzles, but aren't?

Gail

The kind you find nowadays in candy dishes that have strange cream centers and taste like asses and cream?

[shrike]

The kind you find nowadays in candy dishes that have strange cream centers and taste like asses and cream?

roflmao!!!

GUH ROSS!!

[Larime]

Seriously, I get the word ownage and all, but it's impossible to think of you as a 'gimp.' Even as a joke, it just doesn't fit at all. You're just our friend like every other weirdo on this board.

:)

Gail'

I use gimp because I lost track of what I'm called, now. First it was lame, then crippled, then handicapped, then disabled, then physically challenged (or physically impaired), then orthopedically impaired.

I feel like I'm in a Kafka story.

So I picked gimp, because it sounds funny.

[Aggie]

where can i get a bitchin' avatar like that voldy you got there??

[Larime]

where can i get a bitchin' avatar like that voldy you got there??

I made 'im. I also made this one: http://userpic.livejournal.com/43661845/4231145

[Tommy]

I use gimp because I lost track of what I'm called, now. First it was lame, then crippled, then handicapped, then disabled, then physically challenged (or physically impaired), then orthopedically impaired.

I feel like I'm in a Kafka story.

So I picked gimp, because it sounds funny.

Wait... we aren't talking about Pulp Fiction?

[Larime]

Wait... we aren't talking about Pulp Fiction?

YOU were. :) Me? I'm in a wheelchair.

[Reverend Smooth]

What's a nubian?

[Larime]

What's a nubian?

You copycat. :P

[Aggie]

I made 'im. I also made this one: http://userpic.livejournal.com/43661845/4231145

sweet...i don't know if you know this...but i'm a bit of a potter fan so i'm having a moment ova here....:D

[Larime]

sweet...i don't know if you know this...but i'm a bit of a potter fan so i'm having a moment ova here....:D

I am, too. :) And mixing Pulp Fiction with HP is too fun.

[Tommy]

I am, too. :) And mixing Pulp Fiction with HP is too fun.

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in Hogwarts?

[Larime]

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in Hogwarts?

I always wondered why they don't end world hunger by making troll burgers. Trolls regenerate, so as long as you leave a bit left over at the end...

[Aggie]

I always wondered why they don't end world hunger by making troll burgers. Trolls regenerate, so as long as you leave a bit left over at the end...

i don't think i can get down w/ that...

[Gail Simone]

I use gimp because I lost track of what I'm called, now. First it was lame, then crippled, then handicapped, then disabled, then physically challenged (or physically impaired), then orthopedically impaired.

I feel like I'm in a Kafka story.

So I picked gimp, because it sounds funny.

Okay.

But you're still just Larime (that talented guy who works on HOLLOW) to us.

Gail

[Lester C.]

My cousin George has cerebral palsy. Even after many surgies walking for him is extremly difficult and he can't walk more than a few yards under his own power. What makes him so special is that what he lacks in mobility he makes up for in will power.

[Larime]

Okay.

But you're still just Larime (that talented guy who works on HOLLOW) to us.

Gail

Yay! Thank you! :)

No, I'm not making a political statement by using gimp, though. I just think it's a funny word. :)

[Larime]

My cousin George has cerebral palsy. Even after many surgies walking for him is extremly difficult and he can't walk more than a few yards under his own power. What makes him so special is that what he lacks in mobility he makes up for in will power.

Yeah. I think disability strengthens other areas by necessity. Your cousin sounds pretty cool.

[Tommy]

Can a woman get pregnant if you have sex underwater? What about in a hot tub?

[Reverend Smooth]

My cousin George has cerebral palsy. Even after many surgies walking for him is extremly difficult and he can't walk more than a few yards under his own power. What makes him so special is that what he lacks in mobility he makes up for in will power.
Go Lester C's cousin! \o.o\ /o.o/ \o.o/

[Larime]

Can a woman get pregnant if you have sex underwater? What about in a hot tub?

Not if you wear wetsuits.

[heystacy]

Pizza, or chili cheese fries tonight?

[Lester C.]

Pizza, or chili cheese fries tonight?

Am I the only one not following this post? I keep looking at it, and its still not making any sense to me.

[heystacy]

Am I the only one not following this post? I keep looking at it, and its still not making any sense to me.

Dinner, hero. Which one is for dinner? We are asking questions and both are food no? :p

[Reverend Smooth]

Pizza, or chili cheese fries tonight?Both.

You could even get a boboli crust, toss chili sauce on it, toss fries on that, toss cheese on that. :3

[Larime]

I have to say, Rev's idea is sound.

A chilli cheese fry pizza.

[Erebus]

Should one see a doctor is they're having diarrhea and constipation at the same time?

[Larime]

Should one see a doctor is they're having diarrhea and constipation at the same time?

No.

I'd advise an exorcist.

[heystacy]

Both.

You could even get a boboli crust, toss chili sauce on it, toss fries on that, toss cheese on that. :3

I have to say, Rev's idea is sound.

A chilli cheese fry pizza.

Sounds good to me. :cool:

[beetlebum]

Larime I am sorry about what happened to you. :( Some people deserve to be set on fire.

On a serious note, there is this biotch dat keeps calling my man. She's getting on me tits, u know war i mean?i tink dey used to do da horizontal safety dance. how can i get dis ho 2 stay away frum my man?

[Reverend Smooth]

Garden shears. Though the exorcist might work for that, too.

"Ghost of pussy past, begone!"

[beetlebum]

ROTFL!
Thanks Rev! Is Lester paying you to answer questions for him? I'll be sure to mention you in court for my defense! ( cut to a scene where a crazy Asian lady screams about people being possessed by demons, while foaming at the mouth and yelling "Pussy!Begone!)

[Reverend Smooth]

ROTFL!
Thanks Rev! Is Lester paying you to answer questions for him? No. XD

I'll be sure to mention you in court for my defense! ( cut to a scene where a crazy Asian lady screams about people being possessed by demons, while foaming at the mouth and yelling "Pussy!Begone!)I've done exorcisms, too, so I might actually be useful. o: