Ask a Blonde!

[Sabrinaset]

...ask a what...? :confused:

[heystacy]

How do I change this light bulb? A YABSbrarian needs a committee for this. :cool:

[Aggie]

How do I change this light bulb? A YABSbrarian needs a committee for this. :cool:

dontcha think you should have asked "how many of *you* does it take to change a light bulb??"...

[Sabrinaset]

How do I change this light bulb? A YABSbrarian needs a committee for this. :cool:

You gotta put the light bulb rrreeeeeeaaaaaallll close to the socket, then turn the house around a dozen times until it screws in!

[GozertheGozarian]

Dear Blonde,

Do you get mad when you see fake blondes running around, taking advantage of the blonde is sexy mentality men have?

[heystacy]

dontcha think you should have asked "how many of *you* does it take to change a light bulb??"...

Naw. The committee is not here. It's just me. What shall I do? ;)

[Aggie]

Naw. The committee is not here. It's just me. What shall I do? ;)

i'll tell you after my 2 hour engagement of "the N" friday night viewage...;)

[heystacy]

You gotta put the light bulb rrreeeeeeaaaaaallll close to the socket, then turn the house around a dozen times until it screws in!

Don't a few people have to sign off on this? I don't want people complaining I bypassed the chain of command--again. Next year's evaluation is gonna look like heck. ;)

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Do you get mad when you see fake blondes running around, taking advantage of the blonde is sexy mentality men have?


There are fake blondes? Geez, you think people can just color their hair or something! Wouldn't that take a lot of crayons?

[heystacy]

i'll tell you after my 2 hour engagement of "the N" friday night viewage...;)

I should not make fun of the work force, but what the heck. :evilsmile

[Buzz Dixon]

0123456789

[hellokittykat]

What does...umm...I foget what I was gonna say...

Ooh sparkly, shiny object!

[Pink Bat Max]

Dear Blonde:

Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop? Is this love that I'm feeling? Who let the dogs out?

I need to know.

[Sabrinaset]

Oh! Oh! I know what you're talking about!

Whenever I buy something at the store, they always give me these round sparkly things!

The guy at the store told me to stick them in the slot at the vending machine if I wanted a candy bar. I ended up having to see my OB-GYN every time, though.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop? Is this love that I'm feeling? Who let the dogs out?

I need to know.

The Big Bopper?

I dunno what you're feeling! is there a whistling sound involved? Because I always found that turning my head sideways so the wind isn't blowing through my ears stops that!

I don't know who let the dogs out. I'll have to look at the chain link fence. I'll climb over it so I can see what's on the other side.

[Night Swordsman]

Why are blondes considered the ideal pretty hair color when it should be brunettes or redheads?

[Lester C.]

Why is there white out all over your computer screen?:confused:

[GozertheGozarian]

Can you tell Laura Prepon to stop coloring her hair? She looks nasty as a blonde.

[Sabrinaset]

Why are blondes considered the ideal pretty hair color when it should be brunettes or redheads?

Guys seem to like Blondes! It's like everywhere except in Australia, where they like Redheaded Lesbians!

[Sabrinaset]

Why is there white out all over your computer screen?:confused:

Blondes stopped correcting mistakes on their monitors last month, when we finally got the memo! Now we just throw out the monitor and buy a new one!

[Night Swordsman]

Guys seem to like Blondes! It's like everywhere except in Australia, where they like Redheaded Lesbians!

Australia and Oregon,you mean! :)

[Sabrinaset]

Can you tell Laura Prepon to stop coloring her hair? She looks nasty as a blonde.

We got together, took all the crayons, and colored her hair grey. We all wanted to drive up to her and say 'Do you have any Grey Prepon?"

[Lester C.]

Given how genetics work how do you explain the fact that I have two blond haired friends with a black haired child?:eek:

[Sabrinaset]

Given how genetics work how do you explain the fact that I have two blond haired friends with a black haired child?:eek:

What color is YOUR hair, Lester?

[Lester C.]

What color is YOUR hair, Lester?

It was brown when I was born and then it turned black when I was a kid.

[Sabrinaset]

I guss the baby is yours, Lester! My Magic 8-Ball wouldn't lie to me! It taught me how to read, after all!

[Lester C.]

I guss the baby is yours, Lester! My Magic 8-Ball wouldn't lie to me! It taught me how to read, after all!

I don't know what you are talking about.:mad: That said for some reason my friend wants to bring me on the Maury Show.:confused:

[Sabrinaset]

I dunno, L It sounds as bad as when the power went out at the mall. Me and my blonde friends were stranded on our way to the second floor on the escalator for over five hours.

[Lester C.]

Here is a question. Why is it that some blonds pretend they are stupid? I can't tell you the number of times I've looked into a woman's eyes, see their orbs overflowing with obvious intelligence, and then was shocked that they pretended to be dumb.

[Paul McEnery]

Will talking about my willy ever be as useful for derailing irritating conversations as your lesbianism? Or might it even be more so?

[Lester C.]

Will talking about my willy ever be as useful for derailing irritating conversations as your lesbianism? Or might it even be more so?

Derailing a thread no. Stopping a conversation dead in its track, yes.

[Sabrinaset]

Will talking about my willy ever be as useful for derailing irritating conversations as your lesbianism? Or might it even be more so?

I think a lot of conversations can be derailed by talking about your Willie! But what does Bill Clinton have to do with this? :confused:

[Sally Sensational]

Here is a question. Why is it that some blonds pretend they are stupid? I can't tell you the number of times I've looked into a woman's eyes, see their orbs overflowing with obvious intelligence, and then was shocked that they pretended to be dumb.

That's not intelligence, it's contact solution.

Seriously, though, blonds are often assumed to be dumb. So, rather than putting up the necessary fight to get people to recognize our intelligence, we just go along with their assumptions. It's a matter of choosing your battles. It's also a matter, sadly, of finding the easiest way to get what you want. The unfortunate side effect is that we tend to do it for so long that we fail to recognize those moments when it's actually better to let our intelligence show through.

Most of us grow out of it eventually. Hopefully the next generation won't feel it necessary to go through that phase because all of us blond mommies are determined to raise our daughters to NEVER EVER hide their intelligence for any reason.

[Aggie]

That's not intelligence, it's contact solution.

Seriously, though, blonds are often assumed to be dumb. So, rather than putting up the necessary fight to get people to recognize our intelligence, we just go along with their assumptions. It's a matter of choosing your battles. It's also a matter, sadly, of finding the easiest way to get what you want. The unfortunate side effect is that we tend to do it for so long that we fail to recognize those moments when it's actually better to let our intelligence show through.

Most of us grow out of it eventually. Hopefully the next generation won't feel it necessary to go through that phase because all of us blond mommies are determined to raise our daughters to NEVER EVER hide their intelligence for any reason.

ah, sally...you maybe the blond, but you have the brilliance of a brunette...:evilsmile

[Cam63]

Have you ever stared thoughtfully at a bottle of juice for ages because it had
" orange concentrate " on the label ?

[Cam63]

Will talking about my willy ever be as useful for derailing irritating conversations as your lesbianism?

If you like smalltalk, go for it.

[Sabrinaset]

Have you ever stared thoughtfully at a bottle of juice for ages because it had " orange concentrate " on the label ?

Yes, but we usually have to get someone to help us stop. You know that blonde skeleton in the closet? She was last years Blonde Hide and Seek winner.

[Aggie]

If you like smalltalk, go for it.

zing!


boo-ya!...dude i'm so in love you ya...:D

[Lester C.]

zing!


boo-ya!...dude i'm so in love you ya...:D

I remember the days when you had a crush on me.:(

[Hybrid2]

What color is a zebra?

[Sally Sensational]

What color is a zebra?

Pink! They like to wear black and white pony coats because they're so HAWT.

[Sally Sensational]

ah, sally...you maybe the blond, but you have the brilliance of a brunette...:evilsmile

Damn, my roots are showing again, aren't they? Time to go back to the hairdresser.

[Shades0077]

We got together, took all the crayons, and colored her hair grey. We all wanted to drive up to her and say 'Do you have any Grey Prepon?"

That was pretty brilliant.

My question, does the carpet match the curtains?

[Sabrinaset]

That was pretty brilliant.

My question, does the carpet match the curtains?


The Blonde says ...

What does having a pet in my car have to do with my drapes? :confused:

[Shades0077]

The Blonde says ...

What does having a pet in my car have to do with my drapes? :confused:

I was actually asking about this place.

http://www.richmastery.com/blog/images/uploads/P1010788.JPG

[Sabrinaset]

What color is a zebra?

The Blonde says ...

I just pulled up my shirt, and ze bra is pink with white lace.

[Pink Bat Max]

Dear Blonde:

Why must you be so rad?

Wondering In California

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

Why must you be so rad?

Wondering In California

The Blonde says ...

Blondes in California are rad because of the nuclear power plants, silly! *giggles*

http://multiple.insertions.com/mi_html/products/php/bso/onofre.jpg

[Tommy]

What is your opinion on the economy of Finland?

[Sabrinaset]

What is your opinion on the economy of Finland?

The Blonde says ...

It's gotta suck! Why would you buy fins on the land? :confused: Start buying fins in the water where you need them more!

[Lester C.]

Are you blond enough to admit that the fact that this Adrian Paul's ass (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/ehshell2006-07-0718-33-42-26.jpg)is the only male ass in the known world that can turn a crooked lebian straight?

[Sally Sensational]

Are you blond enough to admit that the fact that this Adrian Paul's ass (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/ehshell2006-07-0718-33-42-26.jpg) is the only male ass in the known world that can turn a crooked lebian straight?

Actually, no. Although I will admit that Adrian Paul's ass is a particularly fine example of the genre.

And the question goes back to you: why must lebians be "crooked"? I am a law-abiding citizen who would never take a bribe.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Can blondes really chew gum and walk at the same time?

DM Jim

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Blonde,

Can blondes really chew gum and walk at the same time?

DM Jim

Yes, but walking up steps is right out.

However, most blondes have mastered the technique of hiding the gum between the upper teeth and the lip while giving, um, philosophy lectures . . . yeah, that's it.

[Lester C.]

Actually, no. Although I will admit that Adrian Paul's ass is a particularly fine example of the genre.

And the question goes back to you: why must lebians be "crooked"? I am a law-abiding citizen who would never take a bribe.

1. You're in lebain denial about Adrian Pual ass.

2. Crooked is a play on words as it is the oppitsite of the word stright.

3. I really wish this was the destressing thread so I could have posted the picture rather than a link to it.:( Such is the price of making YABS work safe.:mad:

4. I'm glad you are posting again on a regular basis.

[Tommy]

What is that bright thing that goes across the sky every day?

[Sabrinaset]

What is that bright thing that goes across the sky every day?


The Blonde says ...

The Batsignal, DUH!!!

[Sabrinaset]

Are you blond enough to admit that the fact that this Adrian Paul's ass (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/ehshell2006-07-0718-33-42-26.jpg)is the only male ass in the known world that can turn a crooked lebian straight?

The Blonde says ...

I didn't know Adrian Paul had a donkey! :confused:

[Pink Bat Max]

What's that word, it's on the tip of my tongue.....?

[Sabrinaset]

However, most blondes have mastered the technique of hiding the gum between the upper teeth and the lip while giving, um, philosophy lectures . . . yeah, that's it.


The Blonde adds (Hey! I can add?)

It's really difficult for blondes to give our cats baths. I still haven't gotten all the fur off my tongue from the last one I gave my cat.

[Sabrinaset]

What's that word, it's on the tip of my tongue.....?

The Blonde says ...

We always get hurt by words. People keep hitting us with dictionaries.

[Lester C.]

The Blonde adds (Hey! I can add?)

It's really difficult for blondes to give our cats baths. I still haven't gotten all the fur off my tongue from the last one I gave my cat.

Out of respect for you I'm not going to say it, but there is a funny lebian joke I want to make from based on your post.

[Aggie]

I remember the days when you had a crush on me.:(

whaddaya mean by "when"??....



The Blonde says ...

Blondes in California are rad because of the nuclear power plants, silly! *giggles*

this reminds me of the ep. of the simpsons when carl says "let's litter outta the literati..." and then lenny says "hey that's too clever...you're one of them..." and then he attacks carl and then they made out...but not really, i just made that part up because that's what i really wanted to happen...

[Aggie]

Out of respect for you I'm not going to say it, but there is a funny lebian joke I want to make from based on your post.

dude...i think that joke just made itself...:p

[Lester C.]

whaddaya mean by "when"??....





this reminds me of the ep. of the simpsons when carl says "let's litter outta the literati..." and then lenny says "hey that's too clever...you're one of them..." and then he attacks carl and then they made out...but not really, i just made that part up because that's what i really wanted to happen...
Yea, I would deny it too.:mad: Who wouldn't?:mad: But alas I have proof.
http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=171405

[Sabrinaset]

Why did I write TGIF on my sneakers? ... oh yeah ... Toes Go In First!

[DungeonmasterJim]

The Blonde says ...

The Batsignal, DUH!!!


Dear Blonde,

Why do I keep laughing at this answer?!


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Why do I keep laughing at this answer?!


DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

Thank you! That comment made my eyes light up!

No, never mind. Someone was shining a flashlight in my ear. :confused:

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Why does it burn when I pee?


DM Jim

[Lester C.]

Will I ever find love? Fuck that noise! Will I get laid sometime this millennium?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Why does it burn when I pee?


DM Jim

The Blonde says:

Stop peeing over the campfire!

[Lester C.]

Is it true that Heystacy is a LESBIAN?

[Sabrinaset]

Will I ever find love? Fuck that noise! Will I get laid sometime this millennium?

The Blonde says:

Want me to set you up with Adrian Paul? He lives up the street from me!

[heystacy]

The Blonde says:

Want me to set you up with Adrian Paul? He lives up the street from me!

Everyone's had Adrian Paul. :(

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says:

Want me to set you up with Adrian Paul? He lives up the street from me!

:) :) :) :)

[Lester C.]

Everyone's had Adrian Paul. :(

Liar! :mad: :mad: You will fit right in with the Lesbian Alliance.;)

[heystacy]

Liar! :mad: :mad: You will fit right in with the Lesbian Alliance.;)

It's true. He's been around the block so many times he's got prostitutes saying, "damn you sleazy."

[Lester C.]

It's true. He's been around the block so many times he's got prostitutes saying, "damn you sleazy."

But he's got the law behind him.:D If you look at the background of the work safe picture you can see I made a pun. My fourth this year.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/adrian_paul_04.jpg

[heystacy]

But he's got the law behind him.:D If you look at the background of the work safe picture you can see I made a pun. My fourth this year.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/adrian_paul_04.jpg

He's been around. And around, and around, and around. I don't think the planet spins that much.

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun ... we just don't remember who with.

[Lester C.]

He's been around. And around, and around, and around. I don't think the planet spins that much.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb191/rawallison/Gold-Heart.gif

I agree with you. He has been around, rotating if you will from heart to heart. Speaking of rotation did you know that the planet's rotation is what gives us our gravity and like gravity Adrian is the bright sun that we all orbit around.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb191/rawallison/Gold-Heart.gif

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Isn't Adrian Paul blonde? Yes he is.

[Aggie]

Yea, I would deny it too.:mad: Who wouldn't?:mad: But alas I have proof.
http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=171405

oh i still love you ya big goof...but i am a woman and can't be taken for granted...

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

Isn't Adrian Paul blonde? Yes he is.

nah....he's just french...

<w/ apologies to my french brethren >

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

Isn't Adrian Paul blonde? Yes he is.


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/jethrolene/adrian%20paul/smilingasvern.jpg

nah....he's just french...

<w/ apologies to my french brethren >

Actually he's English.

[Sabrinaset]

You know, guys ... I just heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home ... so I'm gunna move.

[Lester C.]

Sabrina is hitting all of the one liners out of the ball park in this thread.:)

[Aggie]

Sabrina is hitting all of the one liners out of the ball park in this thread.:)

and w/o the help of 'roids...;)

[heystacy]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb191/rawallison/Gold-Heart.gif

I agree with you. He has been around, rotating if you will from heart to heart. Speaking of rotation did you know that the planet's rotation is what gives us our gravity and like gravity Adrian is the bright sun that we all orbit around.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb191/rawallison/Gold-Heart.gif

Not! LMAO!

[mgs]

Dear Sabrina,

What do Blondes really want at first contact? For someone to make them laugh or for them to have a hot bod?

mgs

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Sabrina,

What do Blondes really want at first contact? For someone to make them laugh or for them to have a hot bod?

mgs


The Blonde says ...

At First Contact we don't want ya to be a Borg!

http://www.ilmfan.com/credits/posters/star_trek_first_contact.02.jpg

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

At First Contact we don't want ya to be a Borg!

http://www.ilmfan.com/credits/posters/star_trek_first_contact.02.jpg

ah-ha! Followup question then...Are all blondes secretly trekkies? :D

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Is your hair still blonde in the dark with no light?


DM Jim

[a. non]

Dear Fair-haired Maidens,

What hand do you eat your soup with?

a. non

[Ninja Kris]

Dear blonde:

Why are you such a dork?

[WhiteRose]

Dear blonde:

Why are you such a dork?

I too, would like to know the answer to this pressing question :p

Dear Blonde:

If I have 5 Pepsi's, and drink 2 of them, how much more refreshed am I?

[Kyuubi]

When will Lester finally come out of the closet?

[Night Swordsman]

When will Lester finally come out of the closet?

When they unlock it for him

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Sabrina,

What do Blondes really want at first contact? For someone to make them laugh or for them to have a hot bod?

mgs

For them to obey the prime directive. Which is:

1. The Blonde is always right.

2. When the Blonde is wrong, see #1 and buy her jewelry to apologize for the unmitigated gall you've shown in breaking rule #1.

[beetlebum]

Dear Sabrina

CBR sent me an e-mail earlier today telling me my account was disabled coz some biotch tried to log in as me five times. Wassup wit dat? Can u tell me who it is so i can give da chavs an ass whoopin or some fink and can i borrow ur scalpel?

Also I just got highlights in me hair and i think i may be going blonde. Just today i thought i lost mah car keys spent 20 minuts looking for dem only to find i put them in an empty starbucks cup. Also evry time my computer said you gots mail i ran to the mailbox. am i just being paranoid? and look at da way i type! how can i stop dis!
Peace Out, from da biggest pimp eva
beetlebum

There was a dumb blonde out on a rowboat one day in the middle of a wheat field. Then another dumb blonde drives by and yells to the one in a rowboat, "It's people like you that give us a bad name!! And if I could swim I would go out there to kick your ass!!!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Is your hair still blonde in the dark with no light?


DM Jim

The Blonde says:

I dunno! Lemme turn off the power and find *klk*

***NO CARRIER***

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-haired Maidens,

What hand do you eat your soup with?

a. non

The Blonde Says:

Silly boy! Blondes don't use hands to eat soup ... we use a FORK!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde:

Why are you such a dork?

The Blonde says:

You don't want any tonight, do you?

[Sabrinaset]

I too, would like to know the answer to this pressing question :p

Dear Blonde:

If I have 5 Pepsi's, and drink 2 of them, how much more refreshed am I?

The Blonde says ...

I can do this! Okay: One ... two .... uh....

(later that week)

...what number was I on again? :confused:

[Lester C.]

I've lost track of the amount of times I have choked on my diet ice tea and or have spit it out on my computer screen in reading your answers. I have to ask, are you trying to kill me?

[heystacy]

Would I have more fun in life if I dye my hair blond? :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Sabrina

CBR sent me an e-mail earlier today telling me my account was disabled coz some biotch tried to log in as me five times. Wassup wit dat? Can u tell me who it is so i can give da chavs an ass whoopin or some fink and can i borrow ur scalpel?

Also I just got highlights in me hair and i think i may be going blonde. Just today i thought i lost mah car keys spent 20 minuts looking for dem only to find i put them in an empty starbucks cup. Also evry time my computer said you gots mail i ran to the mailbox. am i just being paranoid? and look at da way i type! how can i stop dis!
Peace Out, from da biggest pimp eva
beetlebum

Jonah Weiland says:

The person who was logging in as other CBR people has been caught. CBR caught the imposter when he logged in as one of our blonde posters. We asked the imposter posing as Sabrinaset to count to five without taking off her shoes. When "she" asked why "she" would need to remove "her" shoes, we then used the Ultimate Nullifier on her ISP address.

You may now resume logging onto CBR safely and securely.

Thank you,
Jonah Weiland
CBR

[Sabrinaset]

Would I have more fun in life if I dye my hair blond? :confused:


The Blonde says:

You sure would! Just make sure you have the right color crayons before you dye your hair!

I always have a problem doing highlights on my pubic hair though. The crayons disappear and then I always need to see an OB-GYN later ... :confused:

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?


DM Jim

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

How many calories is a planet?

And how does Galactus stay so fit and trim?


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?


DM Jim

Let's see! I have an apple here, and ...

*poof*

***NO CARRIER***

[Tommy]

What internet stocks should I buy?

[a. non]

How would a brunette go about asking a blonde on a date

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How many calories is a planet?

Let's find out!

One ... two ... three .... *crunch*

Three!

And how does Galactus stay so fit and trim?


DM Jim

He's a planetary bulemic!

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

My fingers don't smell so good. Why?


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

How would a brunette go about asking a blonde on a date

The Blonde says ...

Just say "I'm drunk!"

[Sabrinaset]

What internet stocks should I buy?


The Blonde says ...

Once I log onto the internet, I'll let you know!

[Night Swordsman]

For them to obey the prime directive. Which is:

1. The Blonde is always right.

2. When the Blonde is wrong, see #1 and buy her jewelry to apologize for the unmitigated gall you've shown in breaking rule #1.

So...how much jewelry HAS Shel bought you? :D

(Probably NONE,because she always follows rule #1...pppp :rolleyes: )

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Blonde:

I know this really smart blonde on the internet. She is a doctor,a talented artist,and is super-smart,and has good tastes in almost everything. Is this normal for most blondes,or is she like some super-special version of a blonde?
And are there more of them out there?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

My fingers don't smell so good. Why?


DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

Because you're supposed to use your TONGUE to smell! No, ears! No, uhm ... :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

I know this really smart blonde on the internet. She is a doctor,a talented artist,and is super-smart,and has good tastes in almost everything. Is this normal for most blondes,or is she like some super-special version of a blonde?
And are there more of them out there?

The Blonde says ...

Smart ...blonde ..?

*POP ... INTERNET DISSOLVES*

***NO CARRIER***

[Cam63]

Do you still use liquid paper when you make a typo on the computer ?

[heystacy]

The Blonde says:

You sure would! Just make sure you have the right color crayons before you dye your hair!

I always have a problem doing highlights on my pubic hair though. The crayons disappear and then I always need to see an OB-GYN later ... :confused:

Oh, LMAO!

Why do blonds have great responses in this thread?

[a. non]

What's the first thing a blonde would say to a redhead?

[Cam63]

What's the first thing a blonde would say to a redhead?

" G'day, bluey. "

[Sabrinaset]

Do you still use liquid paper when you make a typo on the computer ?

The Blonde says ...

We just throw out the monitor and buy a new one!

[Sabrinaset]

What's the first thing a blonde would say to a redhead?

The Blonde says ...

Do you need a band-aid?

[Sabrinaset]

Well, I'd like to say that I'm VERY happy with what I just did! There's this jigsaw puzzle we have in the pediatrics receptionists area, and I just finished it in under 6 months! It's great, because the box says "From two to four years" Yay me!

[Aggie]

Well, I'd like to say that I'm VERY happy with what I just did! There's this jigsaw puzzle we have in the pediatrics receptionists area, and I just finished it in under 6 months! It's great, because the box says "From two to four years" Yay me!

if you ever decide the surgeon thing isn't workin' for ya...you'd kill doing stand-upin an aggietown club...this one made me laugh such a hearty laugh...:D

[Night Swordsman]

Well, I'd like to say that I'm VERY happy with what I just did! There's this jigsaw puzzle we have in the pediatrics receptionists area, and I just finished it in under 6 months! It's great, because the box says "From two to four years" Yay me!

ROFLMAO!!! After a awful morning from so bad news,you made me smile.

I so thank you. You and Kris are the best.

Oh..and Dear Blonde:
Is there any hope for me?

[Sabrinaset]

Is there any hope for me?

The Blonde says:

There's no Hope for anyone. Bob died years ago! :(

[Night Swordsman]

The Blonde says:

There's no Hope for anyone. Bob died years ago! :(

<Cry>

The sad thing is,ten seconds after i hit the submit reply button,i KNEW this was going to be the response i got! :rolleyes:


Dear Blonde:
Why do people pick on blondes,and use them as both objects of beauty and stupidity?

[Pink Bat Max]

Where are my keys?

[Aggie]

The Blonde says:

There's no Hope for anyone. Bob died years ago! :(

excellent...:D

necro-humor rocks!!

[Sabrinaset]

Where are my keys?

The Blonde says ...

You probably locked them in your car. Do what I do. I usually keep a coat hanger in my back seat in case I lock the keys in my car.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

What makes the world go 'round?

DM Jim

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

You probably locked them in your car. Do what I do. I usually keep a coat hanger in my back seat in case I lock the keys in my car.

That damages the paint job as I found out when I locked the keys in the company care with no spare to be found anywhere.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What makes the world go 'round?

DM Jim

The Blonde Says...

When the Flash runs in one direction, he keeps kickin' the Earth to go the other way! DUH!

[Sabrinaset]

That damages the paint job as I found out when I locked the keys in the company care with no spare to be found anywhere.


That's kinda why most blondes don't use vibrators ... because they chip our teeth.

[Sally Sensational]

So...how much jewelry HAS Shel bought you? :D

(Probably NONE,because she always follows rule #1...pppp :rolleyes: )

You are almost right. Truth is, I've never yet found an occasion - in 17 years - that SHE was wrong. So, the rules don't really apply to us I guess. Not surprising - we seem to be breaking a lot of the rules lately. Particularly the ones about how relationships ALWAYS end badly and things slow down and get less spectacular - emotionally, I mean - as time goes by.

6 months on Sunday! WHEEEEEEE!

[Sally Sensational]

The Blonde says ...

You probably locked them in your car. Do what I do. I usually keep a coat hanger in my back seat in case I lock the keys in my car.

I keep an extra set in the trunk for that very reason.

[Aggie]

You are almost right. Truth is, I've never yet found an occasion - in 17 years - that SHE was wrong. So, the rules don't really apply to us I guess. Not surprising - we seem to be breaking a lot of the rules lately. Particularly the ones about how relationships ALWAYS end badly and things slow down and get less spectacular - emotionally, I mean - as time goes by.

6 months on Sunday! WHEEEEEEE!

awww...between you and mzz kittykat...i'ma gonna hafta give alotta children a face full of pain to restore balance into the universe... you guys are so awesomely sweet...:)

[Sally Sensational]

awww...between you and mzz kittykat...i'ma gonna hafta give alotta children a face full of pain to restore balance into the universe... you guys are so awesomely sweet...:)

That's okay. My own kid is feeling the pain of Mommy not being single and so exhausted already. No face punching necessary. I never realized what a difference just having another adult around - even just on the weekends - would make.

But the poor princess has been shocked to discover that a happy, not-so-tired mommy is not quite the pushover she used to be.

And the lack of face punching is good as mommies who face-punch their kids tend to lose said kids and mommies whose kids get face-punched by others tend to end up in jail for murder.

[Aggie]

That's okay. My own kid is feeling the pain of Mommy not being single and so exhausted already. No face punching necessary. I never realized what a difference just having another adult around - even just on the weekends - would make.

But the poor princess has been shocked to discover that a happy, not-so-tired mommy is not quite the pushover she used to be.

And the lack of face punching is good as mommies who face-punch their kids tend to lose said kids and mommies whose kids get face-punched by others tend to end up in jail for murder.

that's why mommies should out source...;)

[hellokittykat]

Aggie is careful not to punch her own children:p

[Sabrinaset]

In other news, I decided to stop using the Pill today.

It keeps falling out.

[hellokittykat]

In other news, I decided to stop using the Pill today.

It keeps falling out.

Hold your nose shut when you put it in though I still don't think it works! I've been taking birth control pills for years and I haven't had any control over birthing-I haven't even gotten pregnant!

[Sabrinaset]

Hold your nose shut when you put it in though I still don't think it works! I've been taking birth control pills for years and I haven't had any control over birthing-I haven't even gotten pregnant!


But if you get pregnant how will you be sure it's yours? :confused:

[Sally Sensational]

But if you get pregnant how will you be sure it's yours? :confused:

My maternal grandmother once claimed that she wasn't sure she could claim my daughter as her blood because I didn't marry her father.

No one has yet been able to satisfactorily explain this to me.

[Sally Sensational]

In other news, I decided to stop using the Pill today.

It keeps falling out.

I thought you were supposed to hold it between your knees? I tried that once, but it made walking really hard. And once I was on my back, well, I couldn't even find it! How is it supposed to work if you CAN'T FIND IT?

[Sabrinaset]

Well, it's time to go off to work. I just finished cooking dinner. And yeah maybe blondes are dumb, but we make really good cooks! As proof, I can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

[Lester C.]

Well, it's time to go off to work. I just finished cooking dinner. And yeah maybe blondes are dumb, but we make really good cooks! As proof, I can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

I hope you have an uneventful night at the hospital you work at.

[Sabrinaset]

I ought to be okay! I just found out which end of the scalpel I'm supposed to be holding! And those bottles that say "Shake before using"? It turns out I don't have to rattle my head before I open those bottles anymore!

[Ninja Kris]

And those bottles that say "Shake before using"? It turns out I don't have to rattle my head before I open those bottles anymore!

Would be funnier if she didn't do exactly that.

The dork.

[Cam63]

Oh..and Dear Blonde:
Is there any hope for me?

I'm half blonde and I say, " Maybe. "

[Night Swordsman]

I'm half blonde and I say, " Maybe. "

Thanks,Cam!
Have this on me:
http://www.australianbeers.com/beers/dogbolter/dogbolter2.jpg

[Lester C.]

I'm half blonde and I say, " Maybe. "

Is the other color grey? I hope that isn't too personal of a question, but I must admit I am curious.

[Cam63]

I have grey hairs when I grow a beard.

[beetlebum]

I have gray, short hairs on other parts of my body.( nudge nudge wink wink)

Anyways, Dear Blond

you once referred to me as your "pet project" and promised to convert me to the "pink corps". How exactly will you go about achieving this? Last time I checked I still like boys.

http://www.flixens.com/files/justin_hartley.jpg
http://www.squarehippies.com/images/damon/damon3.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/shirtless4ever/tomwelling.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/shirtless4ever/tomwelling.jpg

oh yeahhhh....(beetlebum's brain is now shut off. not...able..to..think....)

Ok I'm back.
Also what is your opinion of the political situation in Turkey? Tayyip Erdogan has been re-elected prime minister but many people feel the AKP is a front for Islamic extremism. The military is threatening a coup and to make matters worse the Kurds are antsy for independence, some thing that will surely lead to military action in the region. Inquiring minds want to know and a fan of foreign politics wants your opinion. Reciprocate with a response pleeeeeease!

[Sabrinaset]

I have gray, short hairs on other parts of my body.( nudge nudge wink wink)

Anyways, Dear Blond

you once referred to me as your "pet project" and promised to convert me to the "pink corps". How exactly will you go about achieving this? Last time I checked I still like boys.

The Blonde says ...

Once you've had Lebian, you never ... uh ... uhm ... :confused:

I know how to achieve this ... Did you know I'm into wife-swapping?

Also what is your opinion of the political situation in Turkey? Tayyip Erdogan has been re-elected prime minister but many people feel the AKP is a front for Islamic extremism. The military is threatening a coup and to make matters worse the Kurds are antsy for independence, some thing that will surely lead to military action in the region. Inquiring minds want to know and a fan of foreign politics wants your opinion. Reciprocate with a response pleeeeeease!

I think the best thing we can do with Turkey is to keep basting it lightly! I hope you pre-heated the oven!

[Tommy]

Dear Blonde,

How do you go about stalk... I mean seducing someone?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How do you go about stalk... I mean seducing someone?

The Blonde says ...

I usually start by telling beetlebum that she has pretty eyes!

And it's true! I mean, when I look at my eyes in the mirror, all I ever see is the back of my head! :confused:

Sometimes humor goes a long way, though. Like, when I wanna go out with someone, I put a dollar bill on top of my head and say "Look! All you can eat for under a buck!"

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

I'm sometimes considered a dirty blonde. How hot is that?

:D


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I'm sometimes considered a dirty blonde. How hot is that?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

Every time someone calls me a dirty blonde, I always say "Am not! I just took a bath!"

[Tommy]

Dear Blonde,

I have been out of the dating scene for two years, how should I go about reentering it?

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Blonde,

I have been out of the dating scene for two years, how should I go about reentering it?

Through the front door, silly!

Be sure to make an entrance, though. I recommend walking diagonally across the dance floor, shedding clothes as you go.

Oh wait . . . the Dating Scene is a dance club, right?

[Tommy]

Oh wait . . . the Dating Scene is a dance club, right?

Yes, yes it is.

[Sabrinaset]

Yes, yes it is.

The Blonde says ...

I recommend you Moonwalk into the club.

Blondes do it by pulling down our panties and sliding our asses along the floor.

[WhiteRose]

The Blonde says ...

I recommend you Moonwalk into the club.

Blondes do it by pulling down our panties and sliding our asses along the floor.

Dear Blonde,

What is the best cleaning solution to get Diet Pepsi off a computer screen?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

What is the best cleaning solution to get Diet Pepsi off a computer screen?

I'm going to go ahead and designate Sabrina's answer NC-17 because I have an idea what's coming.

[KevinTBrown]

Dear Blonde,

Do you smoke after sex?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Do you smoke after sex?

The Blonde says ...

Only when someone sets me on fire!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What is the best cleaning solution to get Diet Pepsi off a computer screen?

The Blonde says ...

K-Y Jelly is the Blondes solution to EVERYTHING!!! My only problem is that I don't know how to spell "K-Y" so I always run out!!!

[Tommy]

Dear Blonde,

Can you explain Lester?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

Can you explain Lester?

Aggie did it best when she dubbed me, "YABS special need child"

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Can you explain Lester?

The Blonde says ...

He's a Clone of a Space Phantom possessed by a Yellow Fear Monster replaced by a Skrull pretending to be a Clayface after he was killed by Dr. Thomkins after The Scarlet Witch said "No More Lesters!" after she was mindwiped by Zatanna under orders of the Duplicate Lex Luthor because the wrong Earth survived the Crisis! DUH!

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

He's a Clone of a Space Phantom possessed by a Yellow Fear Monster replaced by a Skrull pretending to be a Clayface after he was killed by Dr. Thomkins after The Scarlet Witch said "No More Lesters!" after she was mindwiped by Zatanna under orders of the Duplicate Lex Luthor because the wrong Earth survived the Crisis! DUH!

It really bothers me that I completely understood this sentence. I can't tell you a damn thing about hip hop, or any popular television show. What I know about pop culture can't fill a thimble. I really need to get a life.

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

He's a Clone of a Space Phantom possessed by a Yellow Fear Monster replaced by a Skrull pretending to be a Clayface after he was killed by Dr. Thomkins after The Scarlet Witch said "No More Lesters!" after she was mindwiped by Zatanna under orders of the Duplicate Lex Luthor because the wrong Earth survived the Crisis! DUH!

that's pretty sophisticated for a blond...:cool:

[Sabrinaset]

that's pretty sophisticated for a blond...:cool:

I had help with the big words!

You know ... the ones that had one syllable or more ... :confused:

[Aggie]

I had help with the big words!

You know ... the ones that had one syllable or more ... :confused:

dear blond,

how do you know what a syllable is??

[Sabrinaset]

dear blond,

how do you know what a syllable is??

The Blonde says ...

I looked up the word in one of the dictionaries people hit me with! It's weird! It seems like every dictionary I read has the same story in it ... :confused:

Well, it still makes more sense than Amazons Attack!

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

I looked up the word in one of the dictionaries people hit me with! It's weird! It seems like every dictionary I read has the same story in it ... :confused:

Well, it still makes more sense than Amazons Attack!

You know how to read?:confused:
Also I fear the influence of my blond friends is rubbing off on me. I recently put highlights in my hair, and every time my computer says i got mail i run to the mailbox, only to discover it is empty. Am I being paranoid?

[Tommy]

Dear Blonde,

My brother's girlfriend was in France the last six months. When she returned she told us that she was sixteen weeks pregnant with his child. So my question is... what kind of flowers should they have at the wedding?

[Sabrinaset]

You know how to read?:confused:
Also I fear the influence of my blond friends is rubbing off on me. I recently put highlights in my hair, and every time my computer says i got mail i run to the mailbox, only to discover it is empty. Am I being paranoid?

The Blonde says ...

You might be! I put high lights in my hair also, but it just isn't working! Every time I turn my head too fast, I break the filaments!

[GozertheGozarian]

Do people hate me because I'm nice, or like me for being a dick?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

My brother's girlfriend was in France the last six months. When she returned she told us that she was sixteen weeks pregnant with his child. So my question is... what kind of flowers should they have at the wedding?

The Blonde says ...

I don't know! Most weddings involving Blondes involve shotguns, not flowers!

[Sabrinaset]

Do people hate me because I'm nice, or like me for being a dick?


The Blonde says ...

If you want to make sure people like you all the time, make them some Kool-Aid! They'll appreciate all the work it takes, because it's hard to fit 8 cups of water in that little packet!

[Kyuubi]

A father and son are driving down the road. The car collides with a tree and the father is killed. The boy is rushed to the nearest hospital where he is prepped for emergency surgery. On entering the surgery suite, the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son."


Explain how this makes sense.

[Sabrinaset]

A father and son are driving down the road. The car collides with a tree and the father is killed. The boy is rushed to the nearest hospital where he is prepped for emergency surgery. On entering the surgery suite, the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son."


Explain how this makes sense.


The Blonde says ...

The corpse of the dead father was thrown into a Lazarus Pit!

[Night Swordsman]

A father and son are driving down the road. The car collides with a tree and the father is killed. The boy is rushed to the nearest hospital where he is prepped for emergency surgery. On entering the surgery suite, the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son."


Explain how this makes sense.

Sigh,too simple.
The father that was killed was a priest.

[Sabrinaset]

Sigh,too simple.
The father that was killed was a priest.

The Blonde says ...

Wow!!! Christopher Priest died? But I LOVED his run on Black Panther!

[Kyuubi]

Wrong! The surgeon is his mother.


Here's another one: Two coins add up to 30 cents. One of them isn't a nickel. What are the two coins?

[Sabrinaset]

Wrong! The surgeon is his mother.


Here's another one: Two coins add up to 30 cents. One of them isn't a nickel. What are the two coins?


The Blonde says ...

Math? Uh-oh! The only thing I know about the number two is that's how many brain cells a blonde has ... when we're pregnant.

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

Why are blonde's so cute and giggle like little girls 'wheee!' when you twirl them at the bar?

:)

[Hybrid2]

Wrong! The surgeon is his mother.


Here's another one: Two coins add up to 30 cents. One of them isn't a nickel. What are the two coins?

Copper and Iron?

[sunshinegirl]

Wrong! The surgeon is his mother.


Here's another one: Two coins add up to 30 cents. One of them isn't a nickel. What are the two coins?

one of 'em isn't a nickel... but the other is.

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde,

My brother's girlfriend was in France the last six months. When she returned she told us that she was sixteen weeks pregnant with his child. So my question is... what kind of flowers should they have at the wedding?

How about a nice wreath with the message, " GET THE FUCK OUT, BITCH " ?

[ninjapeps]

that's pretty sophisticated for a blond...:cool:
She's obviously not the real Sabrina. It's a Skrull!

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

I am NOT a Skrull!

I'm Mysterio!

[Night Swordsman]

Wrong! The surgeon is his mother.


Here's another one: Two coins add up to 30 cents. One of them isn't a nickel. What are the two coins?

Actually,both work,lil blue duck.
And Sunshine Girl GOT the awnser right to your math question,darn it. Because i knew that one.

Try again.

[ninjapeps]

The Blonde says ...

I am NOT a Skrull!

I'm Mysterio!
That's EXACTLY what a Skrull would say!

[Night Swordsman]

Now...We can all agree Bree is a skrull,probably studying human biology and some such,but what about Kris? Is she a Skrull too?

[Sabrinaset]

Now...We can all agree Bree is a skrull,probably studying human biology and some such,but what about Kris? Is she a Skrull too?


The Blonde says ...

No! Kris is a Space Phantom!

The Brunette says: Leave me out of this. Dork.

[Tommy]

How do we know Kris isn't one of Wanda's Crazy made up children?

[Ninja Kris]

How do we know Kris isn't one of Wanda's Crazy made up children?

Must find out if comic books use mind-altering drugs in their ink.

[Tommy]

Must find out if comic books use mind-altering drugs in their ink.

Well according to two of our fellow posters, you don't exist.

[Sabrinaset]

Well according to two of our fellow posters, you don't exist.


The Blonde says ...

Stop saying that! It's irritating Kris! (It is, too ... )

And c'mon ... I already posted a picture of us! Hehe ... it's still in memory!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/aaaakissing.jpg

...so stop saying that!

And in closing, remember ... just say YES to BOOBS!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/1998033s001.jpg

[Tommy]

It's irritating Kris! (It is, too ... )

Well I would never want to irritate Kris, no matter how much condescension certain posters deserve for their stupid comments.

[Sally Sensational]

Well according to two of our fellow posters, you don't exist.

Wait, I missed something. Did someone actually say Kris isn't real? Or is there some regularly scheduled existential crisis going on and I missed the memo?

[Aggie]

wait, how do i make the vote for boobs again??

<god, i love palindromic words>

[Sabrinaset]

wait, how do i make the vote for boobs again??

<god, i love palindromic words>

The Blonde says ...

Just write TGIF on your shirt, like all blondes do, so you can remember how to put them on correctly!

It stands for Tits Go In Front ... :confused:

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

Just write TGIF on your shirt, like all blondes do, so you can remember how to put them on correctly!

It stands for Tits Go In Front ... :confused:

i hope to one day adopt a child just like you...:D

[Tommy]

Wait, I missed something. Did someone actually say Kris isn't real? Or is there some regularly scheduled existential crisis going on and I missed the memo?

A while ago there was a thread where two posters started digging into Bre. One of the things they claimed was that Kris was, I believe, a delusion of Bre's.

While my intent was to scorn those two posters for being so dumb that with very little research they could find the absolute proof of Kris's existence, I can see why Kris would get upset about it. And for that I apologize.

[ninjapeps]

Must find out if comic books use mind-altering drugs in their ink.

Isn't that why people buy comics in the first place?

[Aggie]

Isn't that why people buy comics in the first place?

not unless they're printed off mimeograph machines...ah, good times...:D

[Sally Sensational]

not unless they're printed off mimeograph machines...ah, good times...:D

ooh, the purple sheets! Was it just me, or were teachers a lot happier people back then?

[Aggie]

ooh, the purple sheets! Was it just me, or were teachers a lot happier people back then?

the contact highs were awesome...it's weird, i miss stuff like that and going school shopping...wow, i just remembered my first trapper keeper...:)

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde now says ...

Kris hates this topic, so let's drop it faster than a blonde skydiver. You know ... the ones that missed the Earth.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

You're not wearing any clothes in this picturehttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/aaaakissing.jpgare you? :evilsmile

DM Jim

[WhiteRose]

i hope to one day adopt a child just like you...:D

I worry for that child's safety, what with the face-punching and all.

And then I remember to take my meds.

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

Only when someone sets me on fire!

Name the names and I will violently deal with them.

[Cam63]

Wait, I missed something. Did someone actually say Kris isn't real? Or is there some regularly scheduled existential crisis going on and I missed the memo?

Yep, some nongs did claim it.

...and Bree is apparently an attention whore.

[Cam63]

The Blonde now says ...

Kris hates this topic, so let's drop it faster than a blonde skydiver. You know ... the ones that missed the Earth.

OK, lebian leader.

[ninjapeps]

You know ... the ones that missed the Earth.

They've learned the knack to flying?

[Cam63]

Blondes may fly if they believe it to be so.

I like how they choose not to irradicate us with their laser eyes.

[beetlebum]

Cam threatening violence. Isn't that normal behaviour for Australians?:p Too much beer. And Bree, some people are just fookin' player haters ignore them. Want me to use my brolly on them? http://www.cyberexorcism.com/vandalism9.jpg
http://popcultureheroines.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/peel3.jpg

I've been trained by M15 in the fine art of using them.
But getting back on topic,
Dear Blonde,
This is the most important question you'll ever be asked in your whole entire life: What is 2+2?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

You're not wearing any clothes in this picturehttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/aaaakissing.jpgare you? :evilsmile

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

No, I wasn't. The only clothes they let blondes wear have arms that strap in the back.

I know it wasn't taken at school, because our teachers would always tell us to wear the hat of honor ... it was a pointy hat that said "Dunce" ... and told us to sit in the corner where everyone could see how smart we are! I was so proud of myself, I ALWAYS got to sit there! Yay me!

[Cam63]

Australians only threaten violence for a good cause.

...Pray you never become a good cause.

[beetlebum]

Blonde

Still didn't answer my question.
What's 2+2?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde, This is the most important question you'll ever be asked in your whole entire life: What is 2+2?

The Blonde says ...

OH! I've done this one! See, awhile ago, a group of us blondes were willing to prove we're not ALL dumb. We established a judges panel of people to ask us questions. Sooo ...on the day of the judging the people started off by asking me, "What is 59 + 2?" and I said "57?"

The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

So then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?" and I said, "20, right?"

Once again all my blonde friends screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

The judges decided to go easier on me and asked, "What is 2 + 2?" I said "4?"

The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

[hellokittykat]

There was a bat tangled in my hair so I smashed a Coke bottle over my head to get rid of it.

[mgs]

There was a bat tangled in my hair so I smashed a Coke bottle over my head to get rid of it.

did you put chewed up gum in there to soak the liquid out? ;)

[Sabrinaset]

did you put chewed up gum in there to soak the liquid out? ;)


And then she sprayed the gum with Nair to get IT out!

[hellokittykat]

And then she sprayed the gum with Nair to get IT out!

Wait, you didn't answer the original question though!

[Aggie]

Australians only threaten violence for a good cause.

...Pray you never become a good cause.

i expect nothing less from the descendants of penal colonists...:evilsmile

[mgs]

shhh..she would've forgotten the original question by now! ;)And then she sprayed the gum with Nair to get IT out!

and then did she put elmers glue on her head to stop all the hairs from coming out? :)

[Sabrinaset]

Wait, you didn't answer the original question though!


The Blonde asks ...There was a question? Lemee see...

There was a bat tangled in my hair so I smashed a Coke bottle over my head to get rid of it.

Hey! there was no question!

*Cue the Battle-Cry of the Blithering Blonde*

DAAAAAAADYYY!!!!

[Tommy]

Drea Bolend

Owh od sveol sumlebJ?

[Kyuubi]

!!!qIzzɐɹO

[Aggie]

i hate both of you...:p

[Kyuubi]

i hate both of you...:p


?ʎɥʍ



. . .qỊzzɐɹO

[Sabrinaset]

Drea Bolend

Owh od sveol sumlebJ?

The Blonde says ...

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[Night Swordsman]

The Blonde says ...

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Kewl. Interlac,right?

Too many years reading Legion of Super Heroes...:rolleyes:

[Tommy]

Dear Blonde,

Can you get pregnant from a toilette seat?

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Blonde,

Can you get pregnant from a toilette seat?

Only if you have sex on it!

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde,

Can you get pregnant from a toilette seat?

Not since they all took a vow of celibacy.

[Cam63]

i expect nothing less from the descendants of penal colonists...:evilsmile

No, the dicks stayed in England.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Can you get pregnant from a toilette seat?


The Blonde says ...

I guess you can! Isn't that why they have those paper things you haveta set on tope of them before you sit down? I thought those things were like toilet seat condoms or something!

It's sorta like why blondes wear huge hoop earrings ... so we have something to rest our feet in!

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Blonde,

When Kris looks through your ears, do the things she sees on the other side look bigger or smaller?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

When Kris looks through your ears, do the things she sees on the other side look bigger or smaller?


The Blonde says ...

Kris doesn't stare into my ears. She says looking into a wind tunnel hurts her eyes!