Ask a Blonde!

[Ben Morgan]

*shuts down all the Starbucks*

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

I actually started drawing up Lester as a pregnant Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair, but even *I* couldn't finish THAT Carthtoon! :eek:

Good thing you had an empty stomach.

[Cam63]

Can't say that I have. I apologize for making assumptions and generalizations about your nationality. When I think Asia I always forget how big and diverse it is. I always forget places like India are a part of Asia.

Not to mention Denmark.

[Lester C.]

Do you think we finally found an avatar for Ninja Kris?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/shiva.gif

hey Lester ... where did you put that ninja avatar you thought would be great for Kris?

At least I can remember what happens in my thread. You know why? It's because I have black hair.

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/6-8-200861425PM1.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/5-28-200853604PM.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/bookthiefstatue.jpg

!@#$ YOU!:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ... that was NOT in the form of a question!

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Blonde,

What do I have to do to reactivate my blonde powers? They're not working. I'm in the process of moving and so far, NO hunky, scantily-clad men (yes, I still like to look at the pretty ones) have shown up to help in return for basking in my blonde glory!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What do I have to do to reactivate my blonde powers? They're not working. I'm in the process of moving and so far, NO hunky, scantily-clad men (yes, I still like to look at the pretty ones) have shown up to help in return for basking in my blonde glory!

The Blonde says ...

Our Blonde powers do sometimes fluctuate when we join the Pink Side. I recommend you wear a bikini while moving, and start eating some Chicken by the Sea, just like Jessica Simpson does! That ought to re-boot your powers!

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

Our Blonde powers do sometimes fluctuate when we join the Pink Side. I recommend you wear a bikini while moving, and start eating some Chicken by the Sea, just like Jessica Simpson does! That ought to re-boot your powers!

ha! so, that's how you do it sabrina! ;) luuring womenfolk into your trap by telling them that the way to activate their 'blonde' powers is to wear a bikini and 'eat tuna'! ;P

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

I forget where I heard or read this, but something mentioned that every itch your skin gets is actually a minor form of an inflammation or herpes or something like that. Would you happen to know if there is any truth to this?

Thank you.

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blode,

is mgs a slut?

[mgs]

Dear blode,

is mgs a slut?

Dear Blonde, How many times can Ben call me a slut this month before I actually become one? ;P

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Dear Blonde,

I forget where I heard or read this, but something mentioned that every itch your skin gets is actually a minor form of an inflammation or herpes or something like that. Would you happen to know if there is any truth to this?

Thank you.

Only if your name is Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton!

Dear blode,

is mgs a slut?

Only if mgs is Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton!

Dear Blonde, How many times can Ben call me a slut this month before I actually become one? ;P

Sixty-nine times!

[Lester C.]

Why can't this thread be like my sex life and stay dead?:mad:

[beetlebum]

Dear McBlode;

Y kant Ben spel?

Wunderin y hes illerterate, bettelbum.

http://www.mommiescamelot.com/forum/images/smilies/mc6.bmp.bmp

[Sabrinaset]

Dear McBlode;

Y kant Ben spel?

Wunderin y hes illerterate, bettelbum.

The Blonde says ...

That's not true! I'm sure his parents were married to each other when he was born!

[beetlebum]

Maybe I should be asking;

Why are you illiterate?

Wondering how you're able to post even though you can't read, beetlebum.


:biggrin:

[Sabrinaset]

Maybe I should be asking;

Why are you illiterate?

The Blonde says ...

I didn't know I WAS an intrinsicist! :eek: Are there really people like that out there? I Kant understand!

[Ben Morgan]

Dear beetlebum,


How do we get rid of the blonde?

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

What's an intrinsicist?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear beetlebum,


How do we get rid of the blonde?

Hold it! You wanna do that, you start an "Ask BeetleBum" thread!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What's an intrinsicist?

http://a970.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/m_5b2bcfa6fc81bea5761d2b46aeb95901.gif

[beetlebum]

Dear beetlebum,


How do we get rid of the blonde?

Send her to my house.

I guarantee you; I'll keep her occupied for awhile....:evilsmile:

Either that, or shiny objects. Lots of shiny objects.

And crosses, holy water, and salt for consecration.....

[Bo Bo]

http://a970.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/m_5b2bcfa6fc81bea5761d2b46aeb95901.gif

Dear Blonde,

What's happening to that poor girl?

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,


If I start an "Ask Lester" thread, what will happen?

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Dear Blonde,

What's happening to that poor girl?

She's intrinsicating!

Dear blonde,

If I start an "Ask Lester" thread, what will happen?

Hentai appears in your hard drive and frogs in your shoes! :eek:

[Ben Morgan]

Dear bloden,


What if Lester was a WWE wrestler?

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Could you explain the following video for me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2ITicU-ko&feature=related

DM Jim :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Could you explain the following video for me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2ITicU-ko&feature=related

DM Jim :confused:

The Blonde says ...

I can't even explain why you were looking for it! :eek:

[Ben Morgan]

The Blonde says ...

I can't even explain why you were looking for it! :eek:
I believe Lester was involved.

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

I didn't know I WAS an intrinsicist! :eek: Are there really people like that out there? I Kant understand!

Dear Mc(Annoying)Blonde:

How the hell did you get from illiterate to intrincisist?

Wondering why you're so weird, beetlebum.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Mc(Annoying)Blonde:

How the hell did you get from illiterate to intrincisist?

Wondering why you're so weird, beetlebum.

The Blonde says ...

I think it happened while I was looking at Lesters Photobucket account! :eek:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Dear Blonde.....

Will you ask your new avatar to stop glaring at me? It's freaking me out!

--Bat

[ninjapeps]

Dear Blonde,

Are you, Ben and Beetlebum the same person now?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Dear Blonde,

Are you, Ben and Beetlebum the same person now?

No, 'cause only hers is glaring at me!

[Sabrinaset]

No, 'cause only hers is glaring at me!

The Blonde says ...

Join the Legion of Lesters (LOL) today!

[Ben Morgan]

Why do I keep killing frogs? :mad:

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

Are you, Ben and Beetlebum the same person now?

No, but Bree's been in me a couple of times. http://www.fanforum.com/images/smilies/eyebrows.gif

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/music024.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[ninjapeps]

No, but Bree's been in me a couple of times. http://www.fanforum.com/images/smilies/eyebrows.gif

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/music024.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
I know she's joked about being small but I didn't think she'd be that tiny!

[Sabrinaset]

Why do I keep killing frogs? :mad:

The Blonde Assyrian says ...

It seems to be in our DNA! You know how we roll ... we get in our cars, lock and load, and the next thing you know, we're firing our RPGs at the first frog we see!

[Sabrinaset]

I know she's joked about being small but I didn't think she'd be that tiny!

The Blonde says ...

There was this issue of the Avengers Geoff Jones wrote where Yellowjacket and the Wasp were in Vegas and ... well, nevermind!

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The Blonde says ...

Join the Legion of Lesters (LOL) today!

I dunno.....


What's the health plan like?

[Sabrinaset]

I dunno.....


What's the health plan like?

The Blonde says ...

It's just like GTA4! No matter how many times you drive your car off the roof, you're just as healthy as when you first load the game!

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The Blonde says ...

It's just like GTA4! No matter how many times you drive your car off the roof, you're just as healthy as when you first load the game!

Cool!

....May I have a company car?

[Sabrinaset]

Cool!

....May I have a company car?

The Blonde says ...

You'll probably get this one ... although there may be some gunshot residue inside we haven't been able to completely remove yet!

http://xbox360hacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/grand-theft-auto-iv-screen-5.jpg

[a. non]

Dear Doctor McBlondiePantsMaryTest,

How should i celebrate my 2000th post?

Also, do you think Lester's gonna kill us?

*yaa 2000*

[beetlebum]

Dear McBlonde:

Why do you have handcuffs? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=7226161&postcount=30http://)

What are they for?

Wondering why you have the bright shiny things, beetlebum.

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Dear Doctor McBlondiePantsMaryTest,

How should i celebrate my 2000th post?

Also, do you think Lester's gonna kill us?

*yaa 2000*

You should celebrate your 2000th post by plotting how to overtake Lester!

And he won't kill you ... just toss a Matchbox car at him, and he'll stop to try and wipe it out!

Dear McBlonde:

Why do you have handcuffs? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=7226161&postcount=30http://) What are they for?

Uhm ... well, you know how Sunshinegirl is studying to become a cop? Well, Kris and I are helping her pretend how to arrest people!

Except a lot of times, Sunshinegirl isn't there ... :redface:

[beetlebum]

That sounds like a lot of fun! :biggrin:

Can I join in? ;)

Also, McSurgeon--will there ever be a beetlebum day on CBR?

Loves yous 4ever, beetle.

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

How can I make Beetlebum pay more attention to my posts?

Sincerly,

notabeetlebumstalker

[Sabrinaset]

Can I join in? ;)

Also, McSurgeon--will there ever be a beetlebum day on CBR?

Loves yous 4ever, beetle.

The Blonde says ...

Sure! ... and there will be a Beetlebum Day here at YABS ... but there's a few more people who we haveta celebrate forst! I mean, yer still a young'un! You've only been here a year! :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How can I make Beetlebum pay more attention to my posts?

Sincerly,

notabeetlebumstalker

The Blonde says ...

The more you pay her, the more attention she will pay to your posts!

[Bo Bo]

The Blonde says ...

The more you pay her, the more attention she will pay to your posts!

Dear blonde,

Did she pay you to say that?

Sincerely,

almostbroke

[beetlebum]

You don't always have to pay me!

Posting pics of Kristen Bell and Blake Lively would help, as well. :evilsmile:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde,

Did she pay you to say that?

Sincerely,

almostbroke

The Blonde says ...

I'll answer that later, after I get back from the mall!

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

I often feel like I'm a blonde, but I have dark hair, what gives?

Sincerely,
confused about my smartness

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I often feel like I'm a blonde, but I have dark hair, what gives?

Sincerely,
confused about my smartness

The Blonde says ...

Yes, this usually happens a lot more in the summertime, when the sun lightens everyones hair a bit ... I recommend you stay indoors, until your old IQ comes back!

[Bo Bo]

The Blonde says ...

Yes, this usually happens a lot more in the summertime, when the sun lightens everyones hair a bit ... I recommend you stay indoors, until your old IQ comes back!

What if it never comes back!?!

[Sabrinaset]

What if it never comes back!?!

The Blonde reassures Bo Bo ...

It WILL come back! Why, HelloKittyKat used to be blonde, but now that her hair is brunette again, her IQ is back up to Reed Richards levels, and she's just finished work on her time machine!

[The Dame]

Dear Blonde,

How can Hulk or Cho "know" how to prevent deaths based in computer quick math, when they can't posibly know everything all at once?

a truely confused Dame

[a. non]

Dear Ms. Naset,

how can i get rid of these headaches?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How can Hulk or Cho "know" how to prevent deaths based in computer quick math, when they can't posibly know everything all at once?

a truely confused Dame

The Blonde says ...

What, exactly, is the given problem? Let's assume that Cho's preferred outcome to the problem facing him is (x,t), that being the solution. Cho's problem is in doing the derivatives and put them into the equation: u= sin(pi x)e^(-pi^2 t) being the Hulk not killing anyone, which presupposes that u_x= pi cos(pi x)e^(-pi^2 t) and u_xx= -pi^2 sin(pi x)e^(-pi^2 t) as variables predicting the vectors of rubble falling about both Cho and/or anyone the Hulk might be in contact with. Of course, this can ONLY work *IF* u_t= -pi^2 sin(pi x)e^(-pi^2 t) ... and yes, those are equal! YAAAY!!! And, of course, you need to check that u(x, 0)= sin(pi x)e^(-pi^2 (0)) which represents the movement of the Hulks friends in the general grid around the Hulk within a presupposed area to be determined by the action around him (the sine being a greater number with the more people being involved in the melee), and sin(pi x)e^0= sin(pi x) which equals those opposed to the Hulk and operating at cross-purposes as related by the x variable. Now of course, time would be represented as u(0,t)= sin(pi*0)e^(-pi^2 t)= sin(0)e^(-pi^2 t)= 0, which of course works out to zero, as all transubstantive variables eventually must cancel each other out.

If, on the other hand, you were asking "if Cho weren't given the solution, how would he go about solving this problem?", I would guess that he does this by separation of variables!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Ms. Naset,

how can i get rid of these headaches?

The Blonde says ...

Stop watching Toonami!

[Ben Morgan]

Hey blonde, how can I make Lester shorter? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/overt/avatars/ChristmasChiyo.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Hey blonde, how can I make Lester shorter? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/overt/avatars/ChristmasChiyo.gif

The Blonde says ...

Chop off his eyebrows ... that'll take off at least a couple feet!

You may need a weed wacker, though!

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

It's 3:30AM here and I can't get to sleep. What can I do to fall asleep?

Sincerely,

Sleepless in Mtl.

[a. non]

Dear Dr. Naset,

who exactly are the Avengers avenging?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

It's 3:30AM here and I can't get to sleep. What can I do to fall asleep?

Sincerely,

Sleepless in Mtl.

The Blonde says ...

Read JackZodiacs LJ! It always has me asleep in minutes!

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde type person,


Why does Jack keep making stupid entries in his LJ?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Dr. Naset,

who exactly are the Avengers avenging?


The Blonde says ...

All crimes done to the Test Sisters!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/anon.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde type person,


Why does Jack keep making stupid entries in his LJ?

The Blonde says ...

He obviously has anger issues with Beetlebum and Lester and you!

I suggest a good orgy to relieve the tension!

[Ben Morgan]

The Blonde says ...

He obviously has anger issues with Beetlebum and Lester and you!

I suggest a good orgy to relieve the tension!
I will not participate in any orgy that involves Lester :mad: :frown:

[Sabrinaset]

I will not participate in any orgy that involves Lester :mad: :frown:

The Blonde says ...

I understand his hands are very experienced!

[Ben Morgan]

The Blonde says ...

I understand his hands are very experienced!

He can have an orgy with you and Kris!

[Sabrinaset]

He can have an orgy with you and Kris!

No, we have ours with HelloKittyKat, Whiterose, and Beetlebum, when she's not with Bo Bo or Lao_Buoy! We're kinda exclusive!

[Ben Morgan]

No, we have ours with HelloKittyKat, Whiterose, and Beetlebum, when she's not with Bo Bo or Lao_Buoy! We're kinda exclusive!
What if Lao_Buoy wants to join in?

[a. non]

Dear Dr. Naset,

a follow-up: are you aware that the above picture resembles Dean Martin and Don Rickles?

[Sabrinaset]

What if Lao_Buoy wants to join in?

Lao_Buoy is totally straight ... he's only interested in singles action (with Beetlebum!) I know, you'd think a sailor type like him would have a woman in every post, especially with him being a Francophile, but, well, he's different!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Dr. Naset,

a follow-up: are you aware that the above picture resembles Dean Martin and Don Rickles?

The Blonde says ...

NO!

[Ben Morgan]

Hey blonde, what's the purpose of the Buddy List on CBR?

[Sabrinaset]

Hey blonde, what's the purpose of the Buddy List on CBR?

The Blonde says ...

That's so you know what it is you wanna accomplish before you die or get banned!

[Ben Morgan]

The Blonde says ...

That's so you know what it is you wanna accomplish before you die or get banned!

Why doesn't Lester have anyone on his buddy list?

[Sabrinaset]

Why doesn't Lester have anyone on his buddy list?

The Blonde says ...

How do you know he doesn't?

[Ben Morgan]

Um.....Kyuubi told me.

[Lester C.]

Have you noticed that whenver an elected offical cheats on his wife it's with a blonde? What's up with that you loose homewrekers you!:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

Have you noticed that whenver an elected offical cheats on his wife it's with a blonde? What's up with that you loose homewrekers you!:mad:

The Blonde says ...

That's the way it is! If you wanna family, you get a brunette, but if you want fun, you want a blonde!

[Ben Morgan]

What if Lester turned blonde?

[a. non]

The Blonde says ...

That's the way it is! If you wanna family, you get a brunette, but if you want fun, you want a blonde!

What about Redheads?

[Sabrinaset]

What about Redheads?

The Blonde says ...

They all moved to a world without Toonami, and we can't get ahold of them!

[Sabrinaset]

What if Lester turned blonde?

The Blonde says ...

He might get laid if that happened!

[mgs]

Dear Happy Feet Blonde,

Does your dancing penguin have an evil smirk on your face or is it a happy face?

*can't tell, sry.* :(
mgs

[Ben Morgan]

The Blonde says ...

He might get laid if that happened!
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/4759/lesterhy3.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Happy Feet Blonde,

Does your dancing penguin have an evil smirk on your face or is it a happy face?

*can't tell, sry.* :(
mgs

The Blonde says ...

It's a smirk!

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/4759/lesterhy3.jpg

EEEEEEEEEK!!!!!

[beetlebum]

Dear Mc(Evul)Blonde:

If I were a super hero, what kind of super hero would I be?

And who would be my main villains?

Saying that you better give me the strength of a million elephants

Sincerely,

beetlebum

[Ben Morgan]

What if Lester was her villain?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Mc(Evul)Blonde:

If I were a super hero, what kind of super hero would I be?

And who would be my main villains?

Saying that you better give me the strength of a million elephants

Sincerely,

beetlebum


The Blonde says ...

I dunno what kind of super-hero you would be, but I know your main villains would be the U-Foes ... who were out to steal all the extra U's youse use!

[MartinRedmond]

Sabrina, dish washing liquid, Vitamin E enanced or not?

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

I know what you're going to say, Beeb ... don't even go there!

[beetlebum]

What if Lester was her villain?

I'd carry around in my utility belt his three weaknesses:

Frog guts in Hot Pockets, Jack Bauer pics - The Clone Wars Saga. :tongue:


The Blonde says ...

I know what you're going to say, Beeb ... don't even go there!

What?

That I'm disappointed that you didn't make a philosophy joke?

Where's the crack about my enemies being hard Kantian intrincisists?

:mad:

[Red Berens]

Frog guts? heh, thats funny. You know that reminds me of? Bree.

[Sabrinaset]

Frog guts? heh, thats funny. You know that reminds me of? Bree.

The Blonde says ...

You know, me and my gang of beach bunnies are going to be on TV playing volleyball, Red. Too bad you'll be at the Democrat convention while we're on the beach!

[a. non]

Dear Dr. Naset,

being a fan of Johnny Test, what is your opinion on the second opening theme as compared to the first?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Dr. Naset,

being a fan of Johnny Test, what is your opinion on the second opening theme as compared to the first?

The Blonde says ...

I only paid attention when the Test sisters came on!

...there was an opening theme? :confused:

[a. non]

The Blonde says ...

I only paid attention when the Test sisters came on!

...there was an opening theme? :confused:

a follow-up: how do you feel about it being canceled?

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blode,

What does Lester see when he looks at frogs guts splatters?

[Sabrinaset]

a follow-up: how do you feel about it being canceled?

WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :frown: :frown: :frown:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blode,

What does Lester see when he looks at frogs guts splatters?

The Blonde says...

"Hmm! Rorschach test!"

[beetlebum]

I thought it was "Mmmm, dinner?" :confused: http://www.mommiescamelot.com/forum/images/smilies/eat.gif

[Ben Morgan]

Blonde,

Are Beetlebum and Lao_Buoy gonna go on another date?

[mgs]

Dear Sabrina,

What parts of a woman does a lesbian lust after? Is it the same as men you observe? And does that make/help you 'closer' or empathize more to other men or not?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde *censored*

BECAUSE OF YOU AND SCHOOL I'M GOING ON STRIKE!:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde *censored*

BECAUSE OF YOU AND SCHOOL I'M GOING ON STRIKE!:mad:

The Blonde says ...

Please put that in the form of a question! :cool:

[Red Jack]

Dear Blonde-

What was med school like, surrounded by all those brunettes?

[Bo Bo]

Blonde,

Are Beetlebum and Lao_Buoy gonna go on another date?

Dear Blonde,

How can I stop this from happening?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde *censored*

BECAUSE OF YOU AND SCHOOL I'M GOING ON STRIKE!:mad:

Off Strike. I spent all night memorizing Japanese vocabulary.

[Sabrinaset]

Blonde,

Are Beetlebum and Lao_Buoy gonna go on another date?

The Blonde says ...

Well, we KNOW BeetleBum likes Lao people! It's all over her LJ, so I think it's a given! In fact, did you know she voted Democrat in 2000 because she thought she was voting for Lao_Gore? True story!

Dear Blonde,

How can I stop this from happening?

You might have to be more generou$!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Sabrina,

What parts of a woman does a lesbian lust after? Is it the same as men you observe? And does that make/help you 'closer' or empathize more to other men or not?

The Blonde says ...

Men seem to lust after the butt and boobs, although the order seems interchangable for them. With the lesbians I know it seems more like the eyes and hair are the first to be notices. Then again, that's purely anecdotal.

Lesbians as a whole have no real interest in empathizing with males ... except maybe gay males. If anything, it's almost an anathaema to us ... again, generally speaking.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde-

What was med school like, surrounded by all those brunettes?

The Blonde says ...

My head was buried so deeply in the books, I never even noticed what anyone else looked like! :redface:

[Sabrinaset]

Off Strike. I spent all night memorizing Japanese vocabulary.

The Blonde says ...

Thanks for helping move this thread up another page! :cool: :cool:

[Ben Morgan]

What would Lester do if they took away the mad smileys?

[Sabrinaset]

What would Lester do if they took away the mad smileys?


The Blonde says ...

He'd just go steal some new ones from BeetleBum! And then BEEB would go on strike!

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2007/12/03/cartoons/071203_cartoon_e_a12979_p465.gif

[Ben Morgan]

What if.......HelloKittyKat went on strike?

[Sabrinaset]

What if.......HelloKittyKat went on strike?

The Blonde STRONGLY warns Ben...

Don't even speculate about such a disaster!

[Lester C.]

The Blonde STRONGLY warns Ben...

Don't even speculate about such a disaster!

What if YOU went on strike?:mad: And take this thread !@#$ing with you!:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

What if YOU went on strike?:mad: And take this thread !@#$ing with you!:mad:

The Blonde says ...

I already went on strike a year ago!

I came back because I missed my big red letters and smilies fix!

[Hybrid2]

The Blonde says ...

I already went on strike a year ago!

I came back because I missed my big red letters and smilies fix!

And we are all glad you came back.


Dont ever leave us again.:evilangry: :evilangry: :frown: :frown:

[a. non]

Dear Dr. Sabri Naset,

whenever i sit on my second left foot, my third right arm hurts. is this a sign of takotsubo cardiomyopathy?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Dr. Sabri Naset,

whenever i sit on my second left foot, my third right arm hurts. is this a sign of takotsubo cardiomyopathy?

The Blonde says ...

This is a sign that you are one of THESE! (http://entomology.uark.edu/museum/sheros.html)

[hellokittykat]

Dear Blonde, There are two blondes that are very cute, I'll call them Moctor Moon and Brabrinaset. Do you think I should just go pink for them?

[Cam63]

I thought moctoring was a dying profession.

...Most of their patients die, that is.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde, There are two blondes that are very cute, I'll call them Moctor Moon and Brabrinaset. Do you think I should just go pink for them?

The Blonde says ...

I think you should! And I don't just mean any kind of pink, I mean you should go NEON pink!

[Ben Morgan]

Who would win in a fight, Immanuel Kant or Aristotle?

[Sabrinaset]

Who would win in a fight, Immanuel Kant or Aristotle?

The Blonde says ...

Kant is such a wimp! Aristotle takes it by a curbstomp!

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

I think you should! And I don't just mean any kind of pink, I mean you should go NEON pink!

Musk pink just don't cut it anymore ?

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

Kant is such a wimp! Aristotle takes it by a curbstomp!

The Greek dude has the cooler name, that's for sure.

[Sabrinaset]

Musk pink just don't cut it anymore ?

The Blonde says ...

It's a Brand New Day! Maybe someone made a deal with Neron or something! :confused:

[DoctorDoom]

Why are we so awesome?

[Ben Morgan]

Can Lao Buoy outdrink Cam?

[Sabrinaset]

Why are we so awesome?

The Blonde says ...

If we spilled the beans, those brunettes and redheads would try to copy our awesomeness! And we can't have that!

[Sabrinaset]

Can Lao Buoy outdrink Cam?

The Blonde says ...

It would be close, as Lao_Buoy is an old salt of the sea, but eventually Cam would take it!

[Cam63]

Can Lao Buoy outdrink Cam?

No.........

[John Hays]

Dear Blonde, There are two blondes that are very cute, I'll call them Moctor Moon and Brabrinaset. Do you think I should just go pink for them?

Nooo!!

Not fair!! :evilangry:

[Sabrinaset]

Nooo!!

Not fair!! :evilangry:

The Blonde says ...

Mermaid is still straight! :redface: And she's hot too!

[Ben Morgan]

What about AdrianPaulGurl and Sabrinaset3?

[Ninja Kris]

Dear Dork.

Where did you hide my keys.

[Lester C.]

Do you the that I consider you to be a role model and look to you whenever I need inspiration?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Dear Blonde,

I wanna smack some fools.
May I?

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Blonde,

I wanna smack some fools.
May I?

Not the blond you were asking, but . . .

Yes, absolutely. Just don't get caught.

I love you, Maxie! I'm not gonna say take heart or cheer up or anything else stupid like that, because it would be, well, stupid. But I will say that you have friends and supporters here and elsewhere that are behind you and Heather 100%.

[Sabrinaset]

What about AdrianPaulGurl and Sabrinaset3?

The Blonde says ...

AdrianPaulGurl is hanging out with Beeb ... I even read a post once where she was ASKING for AdrianPaulGurl to show up awhile back! Don't be alalmed, those two are still best buds ... especially after Beeb slept with Adrian Paul as part of her initiation!

And Sabrinaset3 is off jumping rope with HelloKittyKat and is STILL a virgin!

[Sabrinaset]

Do you the that I consider you to be a role model and look to you whenever I need inspiration?

The Blonde says ...

Whoa! Thanks!

I know we joke around a lot Les, but we ARE dear friends no matter what!

Now, onto the next CarthToon! :tongue:

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

AdrianPaulGurl is hanging out with Beeb ... I even read a post once where she was ASKING for AdrianPaulGurl to show up awhile back! Don't be alalmed, those two are still best buds ... especially after Beeb slept with Adrian Paul as part of her initiation!

And Sabrinaset3 is off jumping rope with HelloKittyKat and is STILL a virgin!

Manfaye was telling me how Sabrinaset three is no longer a virgin.:evilsmile:

[Sabrinaset]

Manfaye was telling me how Sabrinaset three is no longer a virgin.:evilsmile:

The Blonde says ...

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

And why would ManFaye even be remotely interested in Sabrinaset3 anyways? She's a GIRL!

[Ben Morgan]

Is sabrinaset3 still mad at Jack for yelling at her?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I wanna smack some fools.
May I?

THIS Blonde says ...

Can I give you a list of some other fools to smack around too? :redface:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Not the blond you were asking, but . . .

Yes, absolutely. Just don't get caught.

I love you, Maxie! I'm not gonna say take heart or cheer up or anything else stupid like that, because it would be, well, stupid. But I will say that you have friends and supporters here and elsewhere that are behind you and Heather 100%.

Thank you Sally. And Kevin, and Charles and everyone.

THIS Blonde says ...

Can I give you a list of some other fools to smack around too? :redface:

Absolutely, and I won't even use the Golden Whip. I'mma use the Two-By-Four And Rusty Nail Of Justice!

[Sabrinaset]

Is sabrinaset3 still mad at Jack for yelling at her?


The Blonde says ...

Not only is Sabrinaset3 still upset, but so is Kris! AND someone who did some artwork for someone else a long time ago and NEVER got that apology for Sabrinaset3 either! :mad:

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

How's it goin?

[Sabrinaset]

Absolutely, and I won't even use the Golden Whip. I'mma use the Two-By-Four And Rusty Nail Of Justice!

I dunno, this one guy is so dumb, I dunno if he'll even realize he's been hit! :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How's it goin?

TheBlonde says ...

I think another high-school dropout convention met in our lobby today, but other than that, I think I'm fine!

Let's just say they're STILL removing all the tagging!

[John Hays]

Do you the that I consider you to be a role model and look to you whenever I need inspiration?

Funny, I thought she was a super-model?? :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Funny, I thought she was a super-model?? :confused:

The Blonde says ...

I'm far too short to be one! :frown:

[John Hays]

The Blonde says ...

I'm far too short to be one! :frown:

From what I've seen in catalogs lately, I doubt you'd have a problem!

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

How do you feel about the results of the election, with Obama winning and all that?

-mgs

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How do you feel about the results of the election, with Obama winning and all that?

-mgs


The Blonde says ...

That was an election that happened? I mean, I saw all those people putting these papers into some kinda box, and I figured they were trying to get rid of important documents, so when no one was looking, I took the box and put all the papers in a nearby shredder!

But don't worry ... I saved these neat chads! They make great chew toys!

[Ben Morgan]

Will Sabrinaset3 go on a date with Bo Bo?

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

That was an election that happened? I mean, I saw all those people putting these papers into some kinda box, and I figured they were trying to get rid of important documents, so when no one was looking, I took the box and put all the papers in a nearby shredder!

But don't worry ... I saved these neat chads! They make great chew toys!

lol! Sabrina, how are you so awesome? you don't have to answer that! ;)

[Sabrinaset]

lol! Sabrina, how are you so awesome? you don't have to answer that! ;)

The Blonde says ...

It's the hair! :smile:

[Ben Morgan]

The Blonde says ...

It's the hair! :smile:

How do you feel about this Lester?

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/624/lesteram9.jpg

[Cam63]

How do you feel about this Lester?

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/624/lesteram9.jpg

It didn't know Billy Idol had any kids.

[JTPencils]

OK, here's one for the Blonde.

How is it one can wear a "pair" of pants, and yet only a single shirt, jacket or vest? Why isn't it a pair of shirts? Two pant legs, two shirt sleeves. It makes no sense. At least a pair of shoes are two separate items (and you could technically wear a different shoe on each foot)... but the pants thing stymies me.

[Ninja Kris]

Dear Dork.

If you don't stop hiding my socks, I'm going to hurt you.

[Flamebird]

Dear Dork.

If you don't stop hiding my socks, I'm going to hurt you.

BZZZZZZZ!!!

Sorry, must be in the form of a question. :tongue:

[Ninja Kris]

BZZZZZZZ!!!

Sorry, must be in the form of a question. :tongue:

Dear Dork.

Why are you hiding my socks when you know I will hurt you for it.

[John Hays]

Dear Dork.

Why are you hiding my socks when you know I will hurt you for it.

Maybe the underpants gnomes are branching out!

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/2006/04/Underpants_Gnomes_South_Park.JPG

[Sabrinaset]

OK, here's one for the Blonde.

How is it one can wear a "pair" of pants, and yet only a single shirt, jacket or vest? Why isn't it a pair of shirts? Two pant legs, two shirt sleeves. It makes no sense. At least a pair of shoes are two separate items (and you could technically wear a different shoe on each foot)... but the pants thing stymies me.

The Blonde says ...

Blondes spend too much time taking our pants OFF to worry about these things!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Dork.

Why are you hiding my socks when you know I will hurt you for it.

The Blonde says ...

Okay, I'll hide your panties instead!

[John Hays]

The Blonde says ...

Okay, I'll hide your panties instead!

Panty raid!!

[Sabrinaset]

Panty raid!!

Uh-oh! Those are mine!

[Ben Morgan]

Uh-oh! Those are mine!

I thought John was stealing Lester's :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

I thought John was stealing Lester's :confused:

The Blonde says ...

Lester doesn't even wear underwear!

[Ben Morgan]

How do you know that? :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

How do you know that? :eek:

The Blonde says ...

ManFaye sent me a PM!

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde, I need cheering up.

Shall I bring the whip cream and chocolate over to your house this time, or will you visit mine (while you still can...)

In need of a distraction, beetlebum. :cool:

[John Hays]

Uh-oh! Those are mine!

Works for me! Hehehe

[John Hays]

Dear Blonde, I need cheering up.

Shall I bring the whip cream and chocolate over to your house this time, or will you visit mine (while you still can...)

In need of a distraction, beetlebum. :cool:

You ARE a distraction! :evilangry::evilsmile::tongue:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde, I need cheering up.

Shall I bring the whip cream and chocolate over to your house this time, or will you visit mine (while you still can...)

In need of a distraction, beetlebum. :cool:


The blonde says ...

Well, let's be different this time!

I'll visit you and bring the tapioca ... but YOU'RE bringing the pears and cherries!

[Flamebird]

Dear Dork.

Why are you hiding my socks when you know I will hurt you for it.

Much better. :biggrin:

[Sabrinaset]

Much better. :biggrin:

The Blonde says that's just like a brunette ... never knows the rules! :tongue:

[Ninja Kris]

Dear Dork.

Why are you reading books in the childrens section.

[John Hays]

Dear Dork.

Why are you reading books in the childrens section.

Is she reading them aloud?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Dork.

Why are you reading books in the childrens section.

Is she reading them aloud?

The Blonde says ...

While it LOOKED like I was reading out loud to those kids who were off-screen of the sercurity cameras, what I was REALLY doing was starting a revolution in the childrens section against the evil B&N dictatorial rulers!

[Ben Morgan]

Were the assyrians there?

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

Lester doesn't even wear underwear!

Only 'cause he wore out his Punisher underoos.

[Sabrinaset]

Were the assyrians there?

The Blonde says ...

They were JUST leaving the graphic novel section ... and their backpacks were full! You think I shoulda told Kris? :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Only 'cause he wore out his Punisher underoos.

The Blonde says ...

He's wearing his new Jack Bauer underoos now! :eek: :cool:

[Ben Morgan]

The Blonde says ...

He's wearing his new Jack Bauer underoos now! :eek: :cool:

How do you know that? :eek:

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

While it LOOKED like I was reading out loud to those kids who were off-screen of the sercurity cameras, what I was REALLY doing was starting a revolution in the childrens section against the evil B&N dictatorial rulers!

lol! I find the image of Sabrina reading books in the children's section of a bookstore to be adorable! :D

[Sabrinaset]

How do you know that? :eek:

The Blonde says ...

Adrian Paul sent me a PM! I think he's still pissed that BeetleBum won't see him anymore after that hazing stunt!

[Cam63]

I'm surprised Adrian has the time when he has all those acting awards to keep polished.

[Sabrinaset]

lol! I find the image of Sabrina reading books in the children's section of a bookstore to be adorable! :D

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!!

[John Hays]

The Blonde says ...

While it LOOKED like I was reading out loud to those kids who were off-screen of the sercurity cameras, what I was REALLY doing was starting a revolution in the childrens section against the evil B&N dictatorial rulers!

So what you were reading was really a treatise on the revolution?

[Sabrinaset]

So what you were reading was really a treatise on the revolution?

The Blonde sayest ...

Well dost thou ... I mean, uhm ... yeah! :redface:

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/5529/0/STFU_and_GTFO.ashx :evilsmile: (link is worksafe but there is profanity. Kinda)

Sincerely,

The Revanchist:cool:

[Mermaid]

lol! I find the image of Sabrina reading books in the children's section of a bookstore to be adorable! :D

ehy the childrens books are sometimes the best ones!

[Lester C.]

I have to spend the next seven hour on my laptop and.....

Fuck me it's snowing on my monitor.:mad: A light dusting but still it's fucking snowing.:mad:

Good night everybody.:smile:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/5529/0/STFU_and_GTFO.ashx :evilsmile: (link is worksafe but there is profanity. Kinda)

Sincerely,

The Revanchist:cool:

The Blonde says ...

Picard would NEVER do that with the finger he hits the phaser button with!

[mgs]

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!!

It has begun!!!! :)

So, what's the um, color of your revolution? Every revolution needs one! ;)
ehy the childrens books are sometimes the best ones!

'tis true. Sometimes, I'm like, blah, autobiography, not in the mood to too much fantasy, sports books, I wonder who the ghostwriters were... :)

though I'm always up for checking out the cooking books!

[Sabrinaset]

It has begun!!!! :)

So, what's the um, color of your revolution? Every revolution needs one! ;)

The Blonde says ...

Flaxen Yellow, of course!

[mgs]

gah! double me! sorry.

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

Flaxen Yellow, of course!

Ah! Of Course! *smacks the forehead* Silly me. I guess your blonde revolution is having that affect on me. Though I'm very not blonde, a blonde ex used to say I had 'blonde moments'.

[Sabrinaset]

Ah! Of Course! *smacks the forehead* Silly me. I guess your blonde revolution is having that affect on me. Though I'm very not blonde, a blonde ex used to say I had 'blonde moments'.

The Blonde says ...

Youhave nothing to fear when the Blonde Revolution comes! We have it all under control! After all, if it weren't for Blonde engineers, would the world have this?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/toilet203thumb.jpg

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

Youhave nothing to fear when the Blonde Revolution comes! We have it all under control! After all, if it weren't for Blonde engineers, would the world have this?
</p>
lol! :)

but that's actually quite terrifying! O.O

[Sabrinaset]

</p>
lol! :)

but that's actually quite terrifying! O.O

Blonde engineers also designed a new fish tank for people on the go!

http://www.emperortropicals.co.uk/FishInBlender.jpg

[Lester C.]

Blonde engineers also designed a new fish tank for people on the go!

http://www.emperortropicals.co.uk/FishInBlender.jpg

That pic makes me hungry for some reason.

[Ghost]

Dear Blonde

I have a bad case of writer's block. Oh, what shall I do? T_T

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde

I have a bad case of writer's block. Oh, what shall I do? T_T

The Blonde says ...

Write a story about writers block! :wink:

[Ghost]

The Blonde says ...

Write a story about writers block! :wink:

Ooooh! The zen approach! oO

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,


When will Kris start a thread?

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

Why does my neck hurt?

[Venom Melendez]

Pepperoni or cheese?



pick a side.

[mgs]

Blonde engineers also designed a new fish tank for people on the go!
</p>
gah!! O.O

poor, poor fishy! :(

[Flamebird]

^.~
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq236/schayche1/missingPoint.jpg

[Flamebird]

Dear Blonde,

If global warming is melting the polar ice caps, why are my Klondike bars still frozen?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Why does my neck hurt?

The Blonde says ...

(looks at Bo Bo's avatar ...)

You have a neck? :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Pepperoni or cheese?

pick a side.

The Blonde says ...

I pick the INSIDE! I never really liked the pizza crust anyways!

[Sabrinaset]

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair

The Blonde says ...

But what happened to the FIRST man? :confused:

[a. non]

Dear Dr. Sabri Naset,

did you ever have a wierd dream that you were an innkeeper in Vermont?

[OzBat!]

Dear Blonde,

If Ann Coulter (or a reasonable facsimile of her, say a message board thread in her name) was locked up and died, would you ressurect her?

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde person,

Do you think Beetlebum will accept Lao Buoy's proposal?

[mailedbypostman1]

Dear blonde
Are those real?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

There are only two blonds that have ever been worth a damn is Jack Bauer and Luke Skywalker.

Sincerely,

The Revanchist

P.S. I don't give a !@#$ if my !@#$ing statement isn't in the !@#$ing form of a !@#$ing question.:mad:

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,

What happens if we give the revanchist too much diet coke?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

Can you tell my FORMER apprentice to go !@#$ himself?:mad:

Sincerely,

Revanchist.

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,


Can you the revanchist to go take a dump?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Can you tell my FORMER apprentice to go !@#$ himself?:mad:

Sincerely,

Revanchist.

The Blonde says ...

Dear Ben:

Lester wants to !@#$ Luke Skywalker!

[Flamebird]

Dear Blonde,

Can you tell my FORMER apprentice to go !@#$ himself?:mad:

Sincerely,

Revanchist.

Dear Blonde,

Do you think that Ben is flexible enough for what Les proposes?

[Ben Morgan]

The Blonde says ...

Dear Ben:

Lester wants to !@#$ Luke Skywalker!

Dear blonde,


Is that what happens in Lester's jar jar slash fiction? :eek: :frown:

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

Dear Ben:

Lester wants to !@#$ Luke Skywalker!

Sung to the tune of the Kerry Perry song.

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a Luke Skywalker and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a Luke Skywalker just to try it
I hope my right hand don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Luke Skywalker and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good Luke Skywalkers do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a Luke Skywalker and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a Luke Skywalker just to try it
I hope my right hand don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Luke Skywalker and I liked it
I liked it,

Us sith lords we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a Luke Skywalker and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a Luke Skywalker just to try it
I hope my right hand don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Luke Skywalker and I liked it
I liked it

[Ben Morgan]

How does Jack Bauer feel about that?

[Venom Melendez]

Dear Blond, Will the world truly end in 2012?

[mgs]

stoopid dp's!!!

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

I think I *heart* you. Is that okay, since we were never meant to be?

-non-blonde michael

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

If global warming is melting the polar ice caps, why are my Klondike bars still frozen?

The Blonde says ...

Because your Klondike bars aren't ON the polar ice caps! Duh! :wink:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Dr. Sabri Naset,

did you ever have a wierd dream that you were an innkeeper in Vermont?

The Blonde says ...

No, but I did dream that I ran a kitchen in Jersey! :cool:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

If Ann Coulter (or a reasonable facsimile of her, say a message board thread in her name) was locked up and died, would you ressurect her?

The Blonde says ...

Just make me a mod for ONE day ...! :tongue:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Dear Blonde:

In the Silver Age, Wonder Woman's mother was named Hippolyte, and she was a blonde.

Post COIA she was named Hippolyta, and brunette.

Did she dye her hair and change her name? Or does Diana Have Two Mommies?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

In the Silver Age, Wonder Woman's mother was named Hippolyte, and she was a blonde.

Post COIA she was named Hippolyta, and brunette.

Did she dye her hair and change her name? Or does Diana Have Two Mommies?


The Blonde says ...

Diana has MULTIPLE mommies, because there's just no way a blonde would willingly dye her hair! A lot of them quit during the 80's because they hated being drawn by Don Heck! Sadly, there was always someone new who was willing to pick up the quick paycheck and replace the previous actress playing the role!

This blonde blames Amazons Attack!

[Venom Melendez]

Dear blonde.



Why do you speak in third person when awnsering questions?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde.



Why do you speak in third person when awnsering questions?

The Blonde says ...

This one is Doctor Doom's third cousin four times removed!

Bah!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/11-10-2008111702AM.jpg

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,

How many tootsie rolls can Lester eat?