Ask a Blonde!

[Aggie]

I hate it when that happens.

what, when a pregnant man hits ya w/ his freak womb baby??

[Cam63]

Dear blonde person,


Why don't any of the smileys have hair?

They have too much hair, if you ask me.

[Cam63]

what, when a pregnant man hits ya w/ his freak womb baby??

I was referring to forgetting to get dressed.

[Aggie]

They have too much hair, if you ask me.

jealous??

........

[Sabrinaset]

you slay me...well played blond one...well played indeed...

here's a q for ya...

why isn't your AIM working?? :eek:

I turned it off when I realized I didn't know anyone online ... who are you on AIM?

[Aggie]

I turned it off when I realized I didn't know anyone online ... who are you on AIM?

i just "boo'd" ya...;)

[Cam63]

jealous??

Never !.......

[Ben Morgan]

They have too much hair, if you ask me.http://www.ghostiesbungalow.com/files/ghostiesbungalow/smilies/Afro.gif

[Cam63]

Yellow Power !

[beetlebum]

Dear McBlonde:

You didn't answer my question from last time. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sad011.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

What's up with these smilies?

Did a blonde design them?

Sincerely, perplexed by the fugliness,

beetlebum.

[Sabrinaset]

What's up with these smilies?

Did a blonde design them?

Sincerely, perplexed by the fugliness,

beetlebum.

The Blonde says ...

They were obviously designed by the one thing in the universe dumber than Blondes .... comic book geeks! http://www.msnpro.com/emoticons/hellokitty/giggle.gif

[beetlebum]

Can anyone be dumber than a blonde???

[Sabrinaset]

Can anyone be dumber than a blonde???

The Blonde says ...

They have to work at it, where it just comes naturally to us!

One COULD make a case about philosophy majors being dumb too .... if they were so smart, why is it none of them have jobs? http://www.msnpro.com/emoticons/hellokitty/questionmark.gif

[Bo Bo]

Dear blonde,

Are you feeling better today?

And how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

They have to work at it, where it just comes naturally to us!

One COULD make a case about philosophy majors being dumb too .... if they were so smart, why is it none of them have jobs? http://www.msnpro.com/emoticons/hellokitty/questionmark.gif

But not everyone who likes philosophy is dumb.

I major in international studies.

And blonde, I have run across a few idiots who are trying to start fights with people over small things.

How do you suggest I deal?

[Sabrinaset]

And blonde, I have run across a few idiots who are trying to start fights with people over small things.

How do you suggest I deal?


The Blonde says ...

Stay outta April Fools threads on Comm!

[Lester C.]

Did you know that in this thread your one liners are so brilliant and funny I am always lurking here rather than posting on the account there is no way I can compete?

[Sabrinaset]

Did you know that in this thread your one liners are so brilliant and funny I am always lurking here rather than posting on the account there is no way I can compete?

The Blonde says ...

My secret plan is working! http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/hellokitty/9.gif

[Linkara]

Dear Blonde,

I'm excited over the prospect of being published by an Indy, so much so that I'm eagerly anticipating a new e-mail soon (last was day before yesterday). However, I'm fearful that the questions I sent them in reply may have discouraged them in some capacity. Should I set fire to something until they respond or should I bludgeon something while I wait?

Also, marry me? ^_~

[mgs]

Dear Dr. Blonde,

I think I kinda hyperextended my left knee the other day. Should I, A. saw my leg off? or B. gnaw my leg off?

Thanks, mgs ;)


p.s. any other suggestions would be appreciated and I am serious about the injury. *ouch* it hurts. :(

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

My secret plan is working! http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/hellokitty/9.gif

You know... You shoulda put the scalpel down before you rubbed your hands together in evil glee.

*Watches Bree's blood spray across the room*

[beetlebum]

Dear McBlonde:

She wants it. So? Should I give it to her? :evilsmile:

Eagerly awaiting your answer in excited anticipation, beetlebum.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex015.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex019.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Cam63]

Go for it, girl !

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NxHKfPvLx6o

[beetlebum]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

BUMP!

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Dear Blonde,

I'm excited over the prospect of being published by an Indy, so much so that I'm eagerly anticipating a new e-mail soon (last was day before yesterday). However, I'm fearful that the questions I sent them in reply may have discouraged them in some capacity. Should I set fire to something until they respond or should I bludgeon something while I wait?

Also, marry me? ^_~

I would suggest setting fire to the first library you see with any Punisher graphic novels in it!

Dear Dr. Blonde,

I think I kinda hyperextended my left knee the other day. Should I, A. saw my leg off? or B. gnaw my leg off?

Thanks, mgs ;)

I say grab a lightsaber and start swinging!

Dear McBlonde:

She wants it. So? Should I give it to her? :evilsmile:



Make her PAY for it first!!!!

[Tommy]

Dear Blonde,

I just bought a new puppy. What should I name him? And how do I train him to attack any philosiphy majors who might stop by asking for a handout?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I just bought a new puppy. What should I name him? And how do I train him to attack any philosiphy majors who might stop by asking for a handout?

The Blonde says ...

Since the mortal enemies of philosophy majors are engineers ... since that's a class of people who actually do something useful and concrete, name it Scotty! And how to train it to attack philosophy majors ... I guess you haveta have it lurk around dumpsters, where most philosophers tend to congregate. And you haveta use doggie treats to reward your dog attacking any philosophy majors who walk around stuffing their clothes with British pop CD's in order to keep warm!

[beetlebum]

Bree, it's okay.

I'm just a bit sensitive right now, and I admit that I overreacted. All is forgiven, and I love you dearly.

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

I'm sorry for going too far with that last one, BeetleBum.

[John Hays]

What'd I miss?

[beetlebum]

Bree, I apologize for overreacting.

I should not have overreacted like that, but with how sensitive I am now, it was inevitable.

Again, apologies.

[Sabrinaset]

What'd I miss?

The Blonde says ...

It's a lovers quarrel! It's always weird when you wake up with TWO girls, and Kris gets to say while Beetle hasta leave!

BTW, any way you can erase the post?



The blonde says ...

I'm trying, but the eraser isn't getting rid of the post! The only way it seems to go away is if I turn off the monitor .... but when I turn the power back on, there it is again! Where's my white-out?

[John Hays]

The Blonde says ...

It's always weird when you wake up with TWO girls,

I thought that was called Christmas!

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

It's a lovers quarrel! It's always weird when you wake up with TWO girls, and Kris gets to say while Beetle hasta leave!



The blonde says ...

I'm trying, but the eraser isn't getting rid of the post! The only way it seems to go away is if I turn off the monitor .... but when I turn the power back on, there it is again! Where's my white-out?

Okay, that made me laugh.

Thanks. :)

[beetlebum]

I thought that was called Christmas!

It's called something you'll never know. :evilsmile:

:http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[John Hays]

It's called something you'll never know. :evilsmile:

:http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Oh I don't know, the ladies here seem pretty open-minded! :biggrin:

[beetlebum]

Yeah...but not for you! :evilsmile:

:tongue:

[John Hays]

Yeah...but not for you! :evilsmile:

:tongue:

*holds up a mirror again*

It all just bounces right off, I tell ya!

Besides, we all know where you'd be if you were in Dallas! :evilsmile:

[beetlebum]

Yeah..... far away from you!!!!!



http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Sabrinaset]

*holds up a mirror again*

It all just bounces right off, I tell ya!

Besides, we all know where you'd be if you were in Dallas! :evilsmile:

At the Southfork Ranch? http://www.msnpro.com/emoticons/hellokitty/giggle.gif

[John Hays]

Yeah..... far away from you!!!!!



http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Suuuure!

*not*

[John Hays]

At the Southfork Ranch? http://www.msnpro.com/emoticons/hellokitty/giggle.gif

I hear that's a lot smaller than it appears on tv!

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde;

I feel guilt because I made my friend feel bad. And to top that off, she's been having a rough go of things for the past couple of months.

How do I make it up to her, and cheer her up?

Forlorn, beetlebum

Oh, I need a hug.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[beetlebum]

Suuuure!

*not*

Welcome to 1992, how may we help you? :rolleyes:

[John Hays]

Welcome to 1992, how may we help you? :rolleyes:

Wow, were you born yet? :evilsmile:

[beetlebum]

Well, if I was born than, that would technically make me sixteen today.

And given all of the licentious things you've typed in response to my posts. that technically makes you a PERV!!!!!!!

The next name of the show John will be on:

http://flowtv.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/predator-hansen-book-cover.jpg

:tongue:

[John Hays]

licentious? Only if your gutter mind goes there! You're obviously much too young for me! :rolleyes:

[beetlebum]

That wasn't what you said last night! :evilsmile:

http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/funny%20pics/oh%20snap.jpg

[John Hays]

Dear Blonde,

Do you have any good medication for delusional Laotians? I want to make sure it's not anything catchy!

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde, John just insulted you.

He said that there is no way a blonde could ever be a surgeon.

Will you send Kris after him?

Up to no good, and eagerly awaiting what will happen next, beetlebum.

:evilsmile:

http://www.cursors-4u.com/symbols/images1/sym56.gif

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blone,


Would you adopt Kyuubi?

[John Hays]

Dear Blonde, John just insulted you.

He said that there is no way a blonde could ever be a surgeon.

Will you send Kris after him?

Up to no good, and eagerly awaiting what will happen next, beetlebum.

:evilsmile:

http://www.cursors-4u.com/symbols/images1/sym56.gif

Dear Blonde,

As you can see, the delusional thing is getting worse. It may require surgery.

[beetlebum]

Dear blonde, first of all, what's a "blone"? :confused:

:p

And second of all, I think John needs a lobotomy. Preferably one without anesthetics.

Lovingly your's beetlebum

[John Hays]

And second of all, I think John needs a lobotomy. Preferably one without anesthetics.

Lovingly your's beetlebum

Dear Blonde,

As helpful as Beebs is trying to be, I think she's just desperate to get a brain for herself. She wants to try something new!

[beetlebum]

Sadly, that's the closest you'll ever get to me.

:rolleyes:


:p

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde;

I feel guilt because I made my friend feel bad. And to top that off, she's been having a rough go of things for the past couple of months.

How do I make it up to her, and cheer her up?

Forlorn, beetlebum

The Blonde says ...

Star posting those pictures of yourself! I'd prefer you in a white teddy ... Or just PM 'em to me!

Dear Blonde, John just insulted you.

He said that there is no way a blonde could ever be a surgeon.

Will you send Kris after him?

The Blonde says ...

Of COURSE I'm a surgeon! Why, I've played Operation DOZENS of times without the light going off!

Dear Blone,

Would you adopt Kyuubi?

The Blone says ...

We DO need something for the med students to practice on when we run out of philosophy majors to nick kidneys from!

[John Hays]

Sadly, that's the closest you'll ever get to me.

:rolleyes:


:p

It would be an improvement! :evilsmile:

[Sabrinaset]

And second of all, I think John needs a lobotomy. Preferably one without anesthetics.

The Blone says ...

I think it's already been done! And you haveta use an anesthetist during surgery. It's like a union rule or something!

Dear Blonde,

As helpful as Beebs is trying to be, I think she's just desperate to get a brain for herself. She wants to try something new!

The Blonde says ...

I have plenty of brains! I mean, after I perform surgery, it's not like the patients need 'em anymore! Anyone who wants one is welcome to a couple! They make great paperweights!

[John Hays]

The Blone says ...

I think it's already been done!

I'm a blond, that's all I'll admit!

[beetlebum]

It would be an improvement! :evilsmile:

It'd be the only part of you I actually like!


:P

[John Hays]

It'd be the only part of you I actually like!


:P

It's the only part you've seen! :evilsmile:

[beetlebum]

Is it the only part I want to see?

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/devil07.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[John Hays]

Is it the only part I want to see?

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/devil07.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

I haven't had any complaints!

[beetlebum]

I will not give my recognizance to your claims.

:p

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/devil02.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Aggie]

dear blond,

does this make my ass look big??

[Sabrinaset]

dear blond,

does this make my ass look big??


The Blonde says ...

It makes your ass look *great*!!!

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

You know you're awesome, right? And funny as hell?

This is for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCe2GwscXgo)

Now that I've offered you a bribe, tell me;

What is the difference between a blone and a blonde? :confused:

I eagerly await your response, oh wise one.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dco0050l.jpg

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

It makes your ass look *great*!!!

best. answer. ever!! :wink:

[mgs]

Dear Blone(sp),

How do I get over my apparent attraction to girls who are already involved with someone?

Can't get into normal relationships,
mgs

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What is the difference between a blone and a blonde? :confused:

The Blonde says ...

The difference is a D! And since you are only a C, you can't quite perceive it!

Of course, I'm like an A, so I can't either ...

[beetlebum]

Dear Blone(sp),

How do I get over my apparent attraction to girls who are already involved with someone?

Can't get into normal relationships,
mgs

That's easy; stop crushing on blonde gurls from Cali. :wink: :biggrin:

Edit: Now I get it.

My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps...:evilsmile:

:p

[mgs]

That's easy; stop crushing on blonde gurls from Cali. :wink: :biggrin:


I can't help it. I'm weak-willed. :(

:)

actually, I'm fine with blondes from ny and pa, it seems to be the brunettes fron these parts that lead a double life of coming on to me while being attached.

[beetlebum]

Awww, I'm sorry, mgs. =(

What those girls are doing is shady, and it totally sucks to be stuck in situations like that.

But hang in there, I'm sure that you'll find someone who loves you for who you are.

I can't think of anyone more worthy, and you totally deserve it.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[mgs]

Awww, I'm sowwy, mgs.

But hang in there, I'm sure that you'll find someone who loves you for who you are.

I can't think of anyone more worthy, and you totally deserve it.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

:D thankiess BB!! *BIGHUGS* (sorry, I can't smiley like you). i hope you have someone who makes you happy too! :)

don't know what it is, but everyone hooked up with someone wants to fool around with me (I'm also don't want to lose my friends and family that way) it's frustrating and exciting for a time, but ultimately empty.

[beetlebum]

Wow.

I don't know what to say, except you have my sympathy.

I know what it's like to be used, but I've been used in other ways, and not like that.

Still, I can relate to the feeling of how much being used sucks. It's awful.

I hope things get better for you. And, in the short time I've gotten to know you online, you have come across to me as nothing short of a great guy. And you deserve nothing short of the best.

Keep moving forward, and may life give you all of the blessings you deserve. :smile:

[mgs]

sorry double post!

[mgs]

I hope things get better for you. And, in the short time I've gotten to know you online, you have come across to me as nothing short of a great guy. And you deserve nothing short of the best.

Keep moving forward, and may life give you all of the blessings you deserve. :smile:

thanks, I think it will. I've moved on to a new career, out of my old job where I think one of the girls is still engaged, another moved out to Cali to her bf and my sisters' friend just had a baby, so she's preoccupied right now, and my bro-in-laws & his mom have had a big argument, so their busty blonde neighbor can't molest (not in an illegal way) me anymore (though, I admit, I liked it) so those major concerns are out of the way. I just haven't had a normal relationship since college, but those didn't work out either.

Thanks for the concern beetlebum. Don't worry about me. I'll carry on. And please, I'm far from a great guy. You, on the other hand seem like the greatest of girls! And i wish the best for ya. ;)

enough of this kissfest, let's turn it back to sabrina, the blone! ;)

[beetlebum]

thanks, I think it will. I've moved on to a new career, out of my old job where I think one of the girls is still engaged, another moved out to Cali to her bf and my sisters' friend just had a baby, so she's preoccupied right now, and my bro-in-laws & his mom have had a big argument, so their busty blonde neighbor can't molest (not in an illegal way) me anymore (though, I admit, I liked it) so those major concerns are out of the way. I just haven't had a normal relationship since college, but those didn't work out either.

Thanks for the concern beetlebum. Don't worry about me. I'll carry on. And please, I'm far from a great guy. You, on the other hand seem like the greatest of girls! And i wish the best for ya. ;)

enough of this kissfest, let's turn it back to sabrina, the blone! ;)

Well, I'm glad that things are looking up. I'm very happy for you.

And don't sell yourself short, you are

http://www.groovymachine.com/myspace-comments/images/awesome.gif

Btw, I've added you to the list of people who can pm me. Currently, there's about 40 on the list. Shoot me a pm if you need to talk.

Love ya. :smile:

[mgs]

thanks beetlebum. that's one of the nicest things someone's ever said to me. :smile:

<<<333



and thanks for putting me on your list. i didn't even know we could block em like that.

[beetlebum]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/25.gif

Giving you a hopeful, and cute look,

beetlebum.

[Sabrinaset]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/25.gif

Giving you a hopeful, and cute look,

beetlebum.

The Blonde says ..

Yeah I guess so ... well, I will be once I get outta the hospital because I somehow ended up with epileptic seizures!

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

Will you be watching next week's Workout, on Bravo when Jackie apparently goes on a lesbian cruise?

mgs

[Cam63]

Ooooh ! I hope it's a pirate ship.

[mgs]

Ooooh ! I hope it's a pirate ship.

I think it's just a big ole' sexy lesbian one! ;)

[Night Swordsman]

The Blonde says ..

Yeah I guess so ... well, I will be once I get outta the hospital because I somehow ended up with epileptic seizures!

Does "Doctor,Heal thyself" enter the equation,or would this be like a layperson representing themselves in court?

And is it true doctors make the worst patients?

[Angelus II]

The Blonde says ..

Yeah I guess so ... well, I will be once I get outta the hospital because I somehow ended up with epileptic seizures!

Dear Blonde,
Since when did they allow tech, like cell phone and laptop in a hospital. Wouldn't that mess up with the hospital's machines.

It's okay, Sabrinaset. Just tell B that she's a bitch and the two of you aren't friends. I know it true. Just say it. You'll feel a lot better after.

[Alan Lynch]

Dear Blonde,
Since when did they allow tech, like cell phone and laptop in a hospital. Wouldn't that mess up with the hospital's machines.
Oh! I read recently that it's only a small percentage of hospital equipment that gets affected by that stuff, but it's mostly all really important gear like heart monitors. But the article could be total bullshit.

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,
Since when did they allow tech, like cell phone and laptop in a hospital. Wouldn't that mess up with the hospital's machines.

It's okay, Sabrinaset. Just tell B that she's a bitch and the two of you aren't friends. I know it true. Just say it. You'll feel a lot better after.

All right, I've simply been ignoring you all this time, but now I have to say something.

We all know how you feel by now so just let it go. There's an ignore function, use it if your not mature enough skip those posts on your own. No one is forcing you to stay either if you don't like it here.

It's time for you to shut up, grow up or get out.

[Alan Lynch]

All right, I've simply been ignoring you all this time, but now I have to say something.

We all know how you feel by now so just let it go. There's an ignore function, use it if your not mature enough skip those posts on your own. No one is forcing you to stay either if you don't like it here.

It's time for you to shut up, grow up or get out.
Meh, best to just laugh at it Bo. We all know he's a prick looking to get a rise out of people - who will inevitably find himself banned - so I figure just try and make him look daft. Er.

[Bo Bo]

Meh, best to just laugh at it Bo. We all know he's a prick looking to get a rise out of people - who will inevitably find himself banned - so I figure just try and make him look daft. Er.

Yeah, he finally got to me :rolleyes: don't worry it was a one time thing.

hmm since I'm here maybe I should ask the Blonde a question....

Dear Blonde,

What is the best thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure caused by flashy pictures?

[beetlebum]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/hatinonmewontmakeyouprettyIpromiseg.jpg


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/itscoolifyouhatemeidbejealousifiwas.jpg


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/thesehatersbehatinmebutlovinmystyle.jpg


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/bitchylilgurlcuteascanbegif.jpg

And hey, Missy Elliot and Erica Kane are considered "b******", and considering the fact that the pejorative is often applied to powerful women; therefore, it must be a badge of honour.

And hey, if I was you, I'd be hatin' on someone else to make myself feel better too. ;)

[beetlebum]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20071204064425_12.gif

[CutterMike]

Oh! I read recently that it's only a small percentage of hospital equipment that gets affected by that stuff, but it's mostly all really important gear like heart monitors. But the article could be total bullshit.

My understanding is that the main piece of hospital equipment that cell phones affect adversely is the one that overcharges you for making calls on the hospital-provided phone on your bedside table. And hospitals really HATE it when THAT machine gets screwed up!

(I'm not the blonde doctor, but I am *A* blonde, if not *THE* blonde.)

[Sally Sensational]

My understanding is that the main piece of hospital equipment that cell phones affect adversely is the one that overcharges you for making calls on the hospital-provided phone on your bedside table. And hospitals really HATE it when THAT machine gets screwed up!

(I'm not the blonde doctor, but I am *A* blonde, if not *THE* blonde.)

QFT!

10 character boogie

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Will you be watching next week's Workout, on Bravo when Jackie apparently goes on a lesbian cruise?

mgs

Why watch when you can book your own!

And is it true doctors make the worst patients?

It sure is! For instance, we get the REAL hospital food instead of what you guys get and ... uh-oh! I've said too much!

Dear Blonde,

What is the best thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure caused by flashy pictures?

Take their wallet!

My understanding is that the main piece of hospital equipment that cell phones affect adversely is the one that overcharges you for making calls on the hospital-provided phone on your bedside table. And hospitals really HATE it when THAT machine gets screwed up!

Oh! I read recently that it's only a small percentage of hospital equipment that gets affected by that stuff, but it's mostly all really important gear like heart monitors. But the article could be total bullshit.

Cell phones seem to affect only one piece of equipment I keep in my office ... the battery-powered omni-directional oscillating therapeutic massage cylinder. And I HATE when THAT bit of machinery goes out!

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blode,


Can I be Bruce Springsteen?

[Lester C.]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20071204064421_1.gif

Because apparently now, I'm a bitch.

Visit the Ask A Blonde Thread

Now do you see why I've asked you guys to ignore him for so long?

Oh well.

I'll wear it as a badge of honour.

Just popping in for lunch.

Aside from a few daft incidents, how are you sodomite blighters?

uh-huh. The real B.I.T.C.H. is bellow.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/d1d9eaa19aadff8d668d2cd8cfd431ad.gif

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb14/tjyuftjgjh/Noir_Demon_queen_by_Hgulwell.jpg

*hope she gets a headache reading that*:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

uh-huh. The real B.I.T.C.H. is bellow.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/d1d9eaa19aadff8d668d2cd8cfd431ad.gif

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb14/tjyuftjgjh/Noir_Demon_queen_by_Hgulwell.jpg

*hope she gets a headache reading that*:mad:

The Blonde says ...

Bigfoot revealed!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/4-25-200860316PM.jpg

[Bo Bo]

The Blonde says ...

Bigfoot revealed!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/4-25-200860316PM.jpg

So that begs the question, will bigfoot be swayed by McCain?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blode,


Can I be Bruce Springsteen?

The Blonde says ...

Sure!

[WhiteRose]

The Blonde says ...

Sure!

But I wanna be Bruce Springsteen! :frown:

[Lester C.]

So that begs the question, will bigfoot be swayed by McCain?

How did you know about my flat feet?:confused: :eek: :mad:

[Sabrinaset]

But I wanna be Bruce Springsteen! :frown:

The Blonde says ...

But you're someone better than The Boss! You're a Teeny Hero!

[Aggie]

dear blondie bear,

why does lester look like a hobbit??

[beetlebum]

It's been an up and down, stressful day, ...

And I just wanted to thank McBlonde and Lester for making me laugh.

Thanks, I really needed that. :biggrin:

And why does everyone want to be Springsteen?

I'd rather be a pussycat doll.....:evilsmile:

Dear McBlone, ;)

how do I become a pussy cat doll?

Wondering don't cha baby, don't cha?

beetlebum

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20071204064332_28.gif

[Aggie]

dear blond,

why is cheap thrillz be-dazzlin' the board??

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

I fell off my strike bandwagon and I'm blaming you as this all started with the B.I.T.C.H. post. That is all.

With the deepest level of animosity,

Lester

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

Does beetlebum know I heart her for bedazzling the board?
mgs

[beetlebum]

dear blond,

why is cheap thrillz be-dazzlin' the board??

You don't like the gifs? :frown:

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sad011.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

Does beetlebum know I heart her for bedazzling the board?
mgs

Aww, thank you!

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20070929070101_ITotallyLoveYou.gif

:P

[Aggie]

You don't like the gifs? :frown:

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sad011.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

you know it's intervention time, dontcha...:frown:

[mgs]

Aww, thank you!

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20070929070101_ITotallyLoveYou.gif

:P

:D yay!! possible love

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

dear blondie bear,

why does lester look like a hobbit??

Because he comes from the shire of Bree!

Dear McBlone, ;)

how do I become a pussy cat doll?

Wondering don't cha baby, don't cha?

It's too late, you haveta be inflatable first!

dear blond,

why is cheap thrillz be-dazzlin' the board??

She might have spent too much time in Vegas, I guess!

Dear Blonde,

I fell off my strike bandwagon and I'm blaming you as this all started with the B.I.T.C.H. post. That is all.

With the deepest level of animosity,

Lester

Not enough big red letters and smilies! THIS Lester is a Skrull!

Dear Blonde,

Does beetlebum know I heart her for bedazzling the board?
mgs

She does now!

[beetlebum]

you know it's intervention time, dontcha...:frown:

I can quit anytime I want!!!!

:D yay!! possible love

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20071204074745_33.gif

:P


It's too late, you haveta be inflatable first!





That's bad news.

I really needed some good news tonight!

*sniff*

http://www.zwatla.com/emo/2007/gros-emoticones-002/200.gif

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...



Because he comes from the shire of Bree!



It's too late, you haveta be inflatable first!



She might have spent too much time in Vegas, I guess!



Not enough big red letters and smilies! THIS Lester is a Skrull!



She does now!


that kinda sounds nasty when you read it out loud...:eek:

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Well really, almost anything I say does!

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

Well really, almost anything I say does!

that is a...valid answer...

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blodeny,


Can Lester be Tony Danza?

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

Will you give me some good news?

Aching for something wonderful,

beetlebum.

http://www.zwatla.com/emo/2007/gros-emoticones-002/194.gif

[mgs]

She does now!

look! she bedazzlehearted me!! :) yay!!http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20071204074745_33.gif

:P


thanks love!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blodeny,


Can Lester be Tony Danza?

The Blonde says ...

Lester can be Frida!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/untitled1111.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Will you give me some good news?

Aching for something wonderful,

beetlebum.

http://www.zwatla.com/emo/2007/gros-emoticones-002/194.gif

The Blonde says ...

Every time I have an orgasm, an angel gets its wings!

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde,
Since when did they allow tech, like cell phone and laptop in a hospital. Wouldn't that mess up with the hospital's machines.

It's okay, Sabrinaset. Just tell B that she's a bitch and the two of you aren't friends. I know it true. Just say it. You'll feel a lot better after.

It may be about time you got going.

[mgs]

sorry, double post

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

Every time I have an orgasm, an angel gets its wings!

in that respect, may I ask the Blonde a personal question?

is the Blonde a moaner or a groaner?

mgs

[beetlebum]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20071105082004_23.gif

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/graphics/6/20071105081931_27.gif

http://www.zwatla.com/emo/2007/gros-emoticones-002/197.gif

Does it happen for Lao Gurls too?

:biggrin:

[mgs]

3?!?!! already miss bum? O.o

and still able to post. VERY impressive. ;)

[beetlebum]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/gen002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Sabrinaset]

in that respect, may I ask the Blonde a personal question?

is the Blonde a moaner or a groaner?

mgs

The Blonde says ...

I'm more of a screamer!

[mgs]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/gen002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

standing up too??!?? O.O

:D

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

I'm more of a screamer!

screamer? really? I would not have thunk you for one. I had one of those, but the screams were not part of the passionate parts, just the ones to wake up the neighbors. :)

[beetlebum]

standing up too??!?? O.O

:D

What can I say-- I'm multi talented!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/chores015.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

http://www.zwatla.com/emo/2007/gros-emoticones-002/334.gif

[mgs]

between you and Sabrina, it could be like the Big Bang....of orgasms!!! :)

[Lester C.]

between you and Sabrina, it could be like the Big Bang....of orgasms!!! :)

*backs out of thread slowly*

I don't think I'll be back here for a while.:redface:

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

It WOULD take a long time to explain what an orgasm is to Lester!

[Ben Morgan]

Hey blonde person,


Can you teach me how to possess Hybrid?

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Although I cannot recall ever doing it, I was told I stuck my foot in my mouth. I am now nervous as all hell. Should I see a podiatrist or a nose/ears/throat specialist?

:frown:

DM Jim

[mgs]

or a nose/ears/throat specialist?

</p>
otolaryngology. :) I can never get that right, usually.

[Lester C.]

1. Are you on strike again.:frown:

2. Is Ninja Kris ever going to start a thread.:confused:

3.And for no reason whatsoever.

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/cacai25_album/hellokitty.gif

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

It WOULD take a long time to explain what an orgasm is to Lester!

:mad: :frown: :mad: :frown:

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blone...

Is ninja kris ever gonna start a Lester thread?

[section 8]

dear blonde where is my beer?

[Ben Morgan]

Cam probably stole it.

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Hey blonde person,

Can you teach me how to possess Hybrid?

In order tp possess a Hybrid2, you'll haveta buy him first. You need to log onto the Canadian version of eBay ... it's called ehBay.

Dear Blonde,

Although I cannot recall ever doing it, I was told I stuck my foot in my mouth. I am now nervous as all hell. Should I see a podiatrist or a nose/ears/throat specialist?

:frown:

DM Jim

You probably need to see a dentist!

1. Are you on strike again.:frown:

2. Is Ninja Kris ever going to start a thread.:confused:

3.And for no reason whatsoever.

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/cacai25_album/hellokitty.gif

1) Nah, just really busy with stuff. Everyone complains about food and gas prices going up, but no one talks about whats happened to the cost of batteries!

2) Well, you guys might not LIKE the threads she's probably start! Like the "Why all you geeks should be sterilized" thread she keeps talking about!

3) I see someone has been dipping into my HelloKittyKat smilie till again!

Dear Blone...

Is ninja kris ever gonna start a Lester thread?

Okay, what have you guys been up to while I've been occupied elsewhere?

dear blonde where is my beer?

Cam probably stole it.

...and if Cam doesn't have it, I suggest my back-up bodyguard Howyadoin!

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,


Will you give me some canadian money to buy Hybrid with?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde,


Will you give me some canadian money to buy Hybrid with?

The Blonde says ...

Sure! I'll roll a homeless person for some right now! They use Canadian money to stuff their clothes with to keep warm!

Hey, this one is a philosophy major! Who knew?

[Ben Morgan]

But Lester keeps outbidding me when I try to buy him!

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

Why are there beers called, Summer Blonde? What do blonde girls think when they see the, not-so-blonde beers?

mgs :)

[heystacy]

But Lester keeps outbidding me when I try to buy him!

Dude, get some garlic, and you''' be in the driver's seat.

[Hybrid2]

I hate you all!:mad: :mad: :mad:

When did I became the new Lester?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Why are there beers called, Summer Blonde? What do blonde girls think when they see the, not-so-blonde beers?

mgs :)

I think it must be Brunette envy! And we blondes do what we always do ... grab a stray and start drinking! Hmm ... now which end do we use again ...?

But Lester keeps outbidding me when I try to buy him!

Distract him with a Highlander DVD set autographed by Frank Castle!

[mgs]

I think it must be Brunette envy! And we blondes do what we always do ... grab a stray and start drinking! Hmm ... now which end do we use again ...?
</p>
lol! :D

Drink from the round end! *ex used to call him a blonde sometimes*

[section 8]

dear, blonde
has anyone to your knowledge ever performed a speed metal version of "the Safety Dance"?

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blonde,


Has anyone performed a heavy metal version of the theme song to "Who's the Boss"?

[Sabrinaset]

dear, blonde
has anyone to your knowledge ...

The Blonde says ...

You're looking for knowledge from a Blonde?

[section 8]

The Blonde says ...

You're looking for knowledge from a Blonde?

stranger things happened

[Cam63]

Cam probably stole it.

Well, it was lookin' lonely on the bar all by itself.

[section 8]

.....damn!!!

[Ben Morgan]

Well, it was lookin' lonely on the bar all by itself.That's the same thing you said when you stole Ky'

[section 8]

Dear Magic Blonde 8-Ball, should i get a pit-bull?

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Magic Blonde 8-Ball, should i get a pit-bull?

I'm blonde, too, and I have one living next door to me. He's a sweetie, but his owners take shitty care of him - you want me to Fedex him to you?

[section 8]

sounds good to me

[Lester C.]

Do you think we finally found an avatar for Ninja Kris?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/shiva.gif

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Dear Blonde,

When I was young, I was blonde too. When I aged, my hair grew darker.

So how come it seems like I was a smarter kid than I am an adult?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

When I was young, I was blonde too. When I aged, my hair grew darker.

So how come it seems like I was a smarter kid than I am an adult?

I had the same thing when I was a kid. My hair was brown when I was born then it turned jet black when I was four or five.

[Sabrinaset]

Do you think we finally found an avatar for Ninja Kris?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/shiva.gif

The Blonde says ... Let's ask!

Hm. Looks nice.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

When I was young, I was blonde too. When I aged, my hair grew darker.

So how come it seems like I was a smarter kid than I am an adult?

The Blonde says ...

We're usually smarter as kids than adults! Did you know Dan Didio was an A student in elementary school?

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde;

It has been speculated that at least two characters on the television programme Grey's Anatomy will become lesbians, or one may even be bi, and engage in same sex experimentation.

And get this, one of them (Erica Hahn) is both blonde, and a cardiothoracic surgeon.

Did I mention her potential love interest (Callie Torres) is Hispanic?

Are you influencing the writer's of Grey's somehow?

( And if so, I wonder if I should blame, or thank you for ending/starting the God awful George/Izzie story line)

Wondering what you're take on this is, and what you're doing on my TV, beetlebum.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/scared010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde;

It has been speculated that at least two characters on the television programme Grey's Anatomy will become lesbians, or one may even be bi, and engage in same sex experimentation.

And get this, one of them (Erica Hahn) is both blonde, and a cardiothoracic surgeon.

Did I mention her potential love interest (Callie Torres) is Hispanic?

Are you influencing the writer's of Grey's somehow?

( And if so, I wonder if I should blame, or thank you for ending/starting the God awful George/Izzie story line)

Wondering what you're take on this is, and what you're doing on my TV, beetlebum.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/scared010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


The blonde says ...

I admit it. I'm a creative consultant!

Look for a bunch of action figures to be introduced next season!

[beetlebum]

And not to mention the fact that she'll have an arsenal larger than that of a small South American nations....

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent018.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[beetlebum]

Dear McBlonde:

Why is it that though you may have no soul, and you're succubus's, for some odd reason, I can't quit you blondes?

Wondering how I can lots of sex with Blake Lively, beetlebum.

p.s, how do I get Blake Lively to notice me? :redface:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_Skoh-lE8sO0/RthkN-Uh_bI/AAAAAAAACMw/8f3f8GYoa8Q/s400/Blake+Lively.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Dear McBlonde:

Why is it that though you may have no soul, and you're succubus's, for some odd reason, I can't quit you blondes?

Wondering how I can lots of sex with Blake Lively, beetlebum.

The Blonde says ...

We're right hot we are, and you're a jammy git to know us, bloody right!

[beetlebum]

I think I may have you dress up as Blake the next time we're 'together'...:redface:

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

How's it going?

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

I think I may have you dress up as Blake the next time we're 'together'...:redface:

Got no problem with playing dress-up ... or dress down when you and HelloKittyKat are herehehe!

Dear Blonde,

How's it going?

I guess okay ... just busy with stuff and all.

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blonde,

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

FINALLY a question I can handle!

[Sally Sensational]

Dear Blonde,

What setting should I put the oven on to make Kool-aid?

Sincerely,

Also blonde

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,

You know who hates blondes? Jack.

[section 8]

Dear Blonde my family has a taboo about dating blondes wh is this?

[Lester C.]

Dear blonde,

Why do the females of your dim witted tribe have an extra "e" tacked on the word "blond "which is only used to describe the males of your freakishly egg yolk colored hair clan? All kidding aside I can't find the answer on the net and it is rather curious

[Paradox]

You have it backwards, Lester. The "e" version is women, not men, although the separation has now become archaic and either version is applicable to either gender.

EDIT: And apparently you didn't look (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond) very hard. :wink:

EDIT II: Ah, and your phrasing made me think you thought the males were with the "e" so never mind on that part.

[Lester C.]

You have it backwards, Lester. The "e" version is women, not men, although the separation has now become archaic and either version is applicable to either gender.

EDIT: And apparently you didn't look (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond) very hard. :wink:

EDIT II: Ah, and your phrasing made me think you thought the males were with the "e" so never mind on that part.

1. When I don't edit, I suck at writing so everyone tends to misunderstand me.:redface:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde,

Why do the females of your dim witted tribe have an extra "e" tacked on the word "blond "which is only used to describe the males of your freakishly egg yolk colored hair clan? All kidding aside I can't find the answer on the net and it is rather curious

The Blonde says ...

Hmm ... how many e's are there in Lester? http://www.msnpro.com/emoticons/hellokitty/read.gif

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

I got boo'd offstage on Rockband. Should I still persue my rock star dream?!

DM Jim :frown:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I got boo'd offstage on Rockband. Should I still persue my rock star dream?!

DM Jim :frown:

The Blonde says ...

You should geta Bowflex! I hear that you can be 49 years old and star in a rock band if you have one!

[Linkara]

Dear Blonde,

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

http://www.atomicblond.net/stizore/shtuff/atomicblondecdcaseweb.jpg

[adoggoesmeow]

Dear Blonde,

Is it ok if I blame Bill Gates for everything? Even if it does not have anything to do with my computer.....such as people stealing my hubcap?

[Ben Morgan]

People blame Jack for that.

[Paradox]

No. It's Steven Jobs that's stealing your hubcaps.

But yeah, everything else is Gates. :biggrin:

[Karen El]

I blame Yoko Ono.

[Sabrinaset]

I blame Yoko Ono.

The Blonde says ...

I blame this chick!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/11.jpg

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blond,


When will Ninja Kris start a thread?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blond,


When will Ninja Kris start a thread?

The Blonde says ... let's ask!

The Brunette says: When I feel like it.

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

What setting should I put the oven on to make Kool-aid?

Sincerely,

Also blonde

This does not answer your question; but I just had to share an anecdote I once heard.

And that anecdote is? Brigitte Bardot once tried to commit suicide by sticking her head in an oven.

Leave it up to a blonde to actually think that would be an effective way of doing yourself in. :evilsmile: :tongue:

[Lester C.]

What's really scary is that this is the brightest most articulate being your species has to offer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww):eek:

Why you people should never be allowed to reproduce. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&feature=related)

[beetlebum]

Dear McSurgeon, McBlonde:

If we sleep together will it make it any better, if we sleep together would you be my friend forever?

Mourning the end of Buffy and Satsu, beetlebum.

P.S: Why DID Buffy and Satsu end up leaving each other in BTVS Season 8, #15?

*sniff*

http://www.fanforum.com/images/smilies/bawl.gif

http://www.geocities.com/lilbaby_june/boo-i-miss-you.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Why DID Buffy and Satsu end up leaving each other in BTVS Season 8, #15?

The Blonde says ...

I think Satsu managed to alienate everybody in her life. You wanna know why she's so unfocused, so ordinary--what happened to her? Buffy.

[beetlebum]

But more importantly:


If we sleep together will it make it any better, if we sleep together would you be my friend forever?

Giving you a hopeful look, beetlebum.

[RolandJP]

Dear Blonde,


Is it true that men's IQ lower when a blonde enters a room?

[Sabrinaset]

If we sleep together will it make it any better, if we sleep together would you be my friend forever?

Giving you a hopeful look, beetlebum.

The Blonde says ... sure, why not!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,


Is it true that men's IQ lower when you enter a room?

The Blonde says ...

What's an IQ? How do you spell it? :confused:

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ... sure, why not!

Dear McSurgeon-Blonde:

You're not just saying this to get me into bed are you? :confused:

I mean, granted, it worked the first 40 times you've told me that sleeping with you will make it all better; but I have my doubts this time.

Wondering if I should just go for it, beetlebum.

[section 8]

i have a date with a blonde, any suggestions?

I've only dated one other Blonde in my life and she turned out to be PSYCHO

[Sabrinaset]

Dear McSurgeon-Blonde:

You're not just saying this to get me into bed are you? :confused:

I mean, granted, it worked the first 40 times you've told me that sleeping with you will make it all better; but I have my doubts this time.

The Blonde says ...

Hey, this kind of intensive therapy takes time! Give it oh, four hundred more sessions and I'm sure we'll start to see the glimmer of the beginning of the shadow of something we can hopefully call results!

[Cam63]

This does not answer your question; but I just had to share an anecdote I once heard.

And that anecdote is? Brigitte Bardot once tried to commit suicide by sticking her head in an oven.

Leave it up to a blonde to actually think that would be an effective way of doing yourself in. :evilsmile: :tongue:

Yeah, but it was an electric oven.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Yeah, but it was an electric oven.

I heard EZ-Bake.

[Sabrinaset]

Sabrinaset3 was wondering where her Strawberry Shortcake Easy Oven went!!! :eek:

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

Hey, this kind of intensive therapy takes time! Give it oh, four hundred more sessions and I'm sure we'll start to see the glimmer of the beginning of the shadow of something we can hopefully call results!

Though I wish you would stop threatening to stop being my friend every time I'm too tired for sex...:mad:

OKAY!!! :cool:

http://www.mommiescamelot.com/forum/images/smilies/1naughty22.gif

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blonde,


What is Lester?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Sabrinaset3 was wondering where her Strawberry Shortcake Easy Oven went!!! :eek:

Oh? What's she been wanting to cook?

[section 8]

Dear Blonde,
Tell me,
What was i going to ask you?
Must be one of them reposesed memories.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,


What is Lester?

The Blonde says ...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/6-8-200861425PM1.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/5-28-200853604PM.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/bookthiefstatue.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Oh? What's she been wanting to cook?

The Blonde says ...

She likes baking cookies for Gladiaria Aleta! Did you know Sabrinaset3 is a virgin, btw?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The Blonde says ...

She likes baking cookies for Gladiaria Aleta! Did you know Sabrinaset3 is a virgin, btw?

*sends this to Team Maxine headquarters to be decyphered by expert cryptologists*

Huhwhatwho?

[Cam63]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/6-8-200861425PM1.jpg

Too good... Too good. :biggrin:

[beetlebum]

Dear McSurgeon--so wise, true and fair:*

*Added to avoid a bea-ting from a certain ninja...

Why do people spam their friends?

Appalled (and irked) by the tackyness, beetlebum.

http://www.techsupportforum.com/images/smilies/4spam.gif :mad:

[Lester C.]

Dear McSurgeon--so wise, true and fair:*

*Added to avoid a bea-ting from a certain ninja...

Why do people spam their friends?

Appalled (and irked) by the tackyness, beetlebum.

http://www.techsupportforum.com/images/smilies/4spam.gif

Hey look. Beetlebum has revived this thread.



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[Sabrinaset]

Dear McSurgeon--so wise, true and fair:*

*Added to avoid a bea-ting from a certain ninja...

Why do people spam their friends?

The Blonde says ...

Maybe they think their friends are hungry and don't like soy products? :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Hey look. Beetlebum has revived this thread.

Thje blonde says ... hey, this isn't a question! There's no funny shaped hook thing with a period at the bottom of it at the end of that sentence!

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde:

Why is Lester McMad at me for McReviving this thread?

Being all (Mc)innocent and stuff, beetlebum.

http://www.fanforum.com/images/smilies/innocent.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

Why is Lester McMad at me for McReviving this thread?

Being all (Mc)innocent and stuff, beetlebum.

http://www.fanforum.com/images/smilies/innocent.gif

The Blonde says ...

Maybe he's McAngry because you didn't give him a McNugget?

[beetlebum]

*hands Lester her spam*

Mw-ha ha.....:evilsmile:

And blonde; how can I not like soy?

I'm Asian, for crying out loud! :confused: :eek:

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blode,


Who knocked up Lester?

[Lester C.]

*hands Lester her spam*

Mw-ha ha.....:evilsmile:

And blonde; how can I not like soy?

I'm Asian, for crying out loud! :confused: :eek:

10 years ago I went to Japan on a class trip. I was told that you should NEVER ask for soy sauce with your rice because it is very offensive to do so.

[Lester C.]

Dear blode,


Who knocked up Lester?

A while back I demoted you to Lackey. Now you current rank is Junior Apprentice.:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

10 years ago I went to Japan on a class trip. I was told that you should NEVER ask for soy sauce with your rice because it is very offensive to do so.

The Blonde asks ...

What about garlic sauce?

[Lester C.]

The Blonde asks ...

What about garlic sauce?

Don't ask me the logic behind it but rice is served in it's own dish, with no condiments whatsoever, because Japanese rice is superior to all other rice in the world.

Speaking of Japanese dietary habits I hated the fact that every food item has it's own dish and to mix everything up in one big dish is a big no no. I also hated the fact that the portions were so goddamn small. It's no wonder why you so no fat people there.

At least with Hybrid's people they mix in match. For instance last night be had a horse, frog leg, snail garlic sauce casserole with some red whine to wash it all down.

[beetlebum]

Lester; you've obviously never had Lao food. :evilsmile: :cool:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blode,


Who knocked up Lester?

The Blonde says ...

I actually started drawing up Lester as a pregnant Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair, but even *I* couldn't finish THAT Carthtoon! :eek:

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,


Will Lester ever make an "Ask Lester" thread?

[Lester C.]

Lester; you've obviously never had Lao food. :evilsmile: :cool:

Can't say that I have. I apologize for making assumptions and generalizations about your nationality. When I think Asia I always forget how big and diverse it is. I always forget places like India are a part of Asia.

[beetlebum]

Dear McBlonde:

Do you like eating Lao food? :evilsmile:

[beetlebum]

Can't say that I have. I appogise. When I think Asia I always forget how big and diverse it is. I always forget places like India are a part of Asia.

No need to apologise. I was just messin wit' ya.

And sides', you're a good guy. :smile:

[Lester C.]

Dear blonde,


Will Lester ever make an "Ask Lester" thread?

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=149385

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Dear blonde,

Will Lester ever make an "Ask Lester" thread?

You just want Kris to start that thread!

Dear McBlonde:

Do you like eating Lao food? :evilsmile:

I must, we have ya here all the time!

Although I know for a fact Kris was eating Lao well before I was!

[beetlebum]

Can't blame her. :cool:

Your girlfriend has great taste. http://www.fanforum.com/images/smilies/thumbs_up.gif

[Ben Morgan]

Hey blonde, when is Ninja Kris gonna start an "Ask Lester" thread?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Can't blame her. :cool:

Your girlfriend has great taste. http://www.fanforum.com/images/smilies/thumbs_up.gif

Best watch out there, Beets.

That's her fiancee now.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Why doesn't corn digest like everything else?


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Why doesn't corn digest like everything else?


DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

The INSIDE of corn digests just fine ... it's the hull outside, which contains a LOT of cellulose, that the digestive system has a hard time with! Also, a lot of people don't chew it THAT much either, but just swallow a lot of it unchewed.

[JonniRandom]

This is the BEST "ask a.." thread EVER!

What does the blonde think about boys hair?
Long and curly? Long and straight? Short and spiky? Short and flat?

Oh mystic blonde, what is your opinion!? :D

[section 8]

Dear Blonde,

The stereotype is that blondes are dumb, but my grandmother always said they were crazy.

are either of these accurate or is there a third option?

[Sabrinaset]

This is the BEST "ask a.." thread EVER!

What does the blonde think about boys hair?
Long and curly? Long and straight? Short and spiky? Short and flat?

Oh mystic blonde, what is your opinion!? :D

The blonde says ...

What are ... "boys"? :confused:

[JonniRandom]

The blonde says ...

What are ... "boys"? :confused:

HeeHee.

Boys are a new breed of human..I hear they're real purty!

[Sabrinaset]

HeeHee.

Boys are a new breed of human..I hear they're real purty!

The Blonde says ....

No they're not!

[JonniRandom]

The Blonde says ....

No they're not!

I'll sure watch out for them then...

[Ben Morgan]

Blonde...


What happens if I take all of Stacy's lattes?

[Sabrinaset]

Blonde...


What happens if I take all of Stacy's lattes?

The Blonde says ...

He'll just crawl over to the nearest Starbucks to get more. I think he's got a couple thousand sugar packets he stole from various restaurants to swallow just in case such an emergency actually happens! :eek: