Ask a Blonde!

[David O Burcham]

Of COURSE I watch or record TNA on Thursday! On the other days, I watch Kris'!

Dear Blonde --

With your medical background, what do you suggest Sharkboy use to treat those fin injuries suffered at the hands of Team 3-D months ago? They don't seem to be healing at all!

-- David

[Hybrid2]

Hey, Lester!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Oops.jpg

That's a bad haircut.You missed all the hair.

[sunshinegirl]

hate when that happens. ...

[Aggie]

Hey, Lester!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Oops.jpg

dear blondie bear,

is it true that you're an insane genius??

[John Hays]

Figured this would be a good thread for this:

Blonde Moment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0)

[sunshinegirl]

Figured this would be a good thread for this:

Blonde Moment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0)

oh my.

that's bad.

i've never watched that show before, but i've heard of it.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde --

With your medical background, what do you suggest Sharkboy use to treat those fin injuries suffered at the hands of Team 3-D months ago? They don't seem to be healing at all!

-- David

The Blonde says ...

He needs to get the same doctor that Mr. McMahon used after he was blown up in a car. That doctor brought him back to life!

[Sabrinaset]

dear blondie bear,

is it true that you're an insane genius??

The Blonde says ...

Ha HA HAAAAAA ... uhm maybe!

[hellokittykat]

Hey, Lester!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Oops.jpg

That is too cute! :)

Nice touch with having the only color being the red blood.;)

[Cam63]

dear blondie bear,

is it true that you're an insane genius??

The best geniuses tend to be a bit off.

[Lester C.]

Hey, Lester!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Oops.jpg

!@#$%$:mad: (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=4723032#post4723032)

[Sabrinaset]

Allright!!! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=4723032#post4723032)

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/BitchPlease.jpg

UNDENIABLE !@#$%^ OUTRAGE!

!@#$ YOU, YOU BLOND !@#$% GUTTER SNIPE!

YOU CAN !@$ING KISS THIS!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/ManFaye.jpg

AND THIS!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/ehshell2006-07-0718-33-42-26.jpg


I FINALLY got Lester to blow up! My day is complete! The REAL Lester is back!!!

[Night Swordsman]

Welcome Back,Lester!

WE MISSED YOU!

Like Deserts miss the rain! :p

[Flamebird]

Dear Blonde,

Did anyone ever tell you that your art looks a lot like Phil Foglio?

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o103/flamebird_2006/foglio_girlgenius2.gif

[Hybrid2]

Lester is back!
YEAAH!


Wait. are we supose to celebrate or run for cover?
I forgot.

[sunshinegirl]

i like when sabrinaset posts art. it's like one of those lollipops you get after you're good at the doctor's office. or cool rainbow brite stickers.

except... well, it's not. and stuff. it's way cooler.

[hellokittykat]

!@#$%$:mad: (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=4723032#post4723032)

Welcome home bro.;)

(((HUG)))

[Cam63]

Umm... You do know he's been in the trunk for a week and I'm not sure he'd pass for a hug... hygienically speaking.

[heystacy]

Welcome home bro.;)

(((HUG)))

You hugged him? *taps foot. frowns*

Kat, go take a bath!

[Cam63]

The Hazmat people have her as we speak.

[Night Swordsman]

You hugged him? *taps foot. frowns*

Kat, go take a bath!

A KatBath?

Well,i guess her tounge needed the exercise! :p

(Runs after that one)

[Cam63]

*Passes Kitt a chair*

[hellokittykat]

You hugged him? *taps foot. frowns*

Kat, go take a bath!

*sulks off to the bathroom*


A KatBath?

Well,i guess her tounge needed the exercise! :p

(Runs after that one)

*throws chair after Nightie*

It is sooo lucky that Jack doesn't come on this thread !:eek:

[hellokittykat]

*Passes Kitt a chair*

Ha! Jinx! :D

[Sabrinaset]

We're throwing chairs in the ring now? Whoa, is this ECW?

[hellokittykat]

We're throwing chairs in the ring now? Whoa, is this ECW?

Not until we get the cheese grater and a playstation to beat each other with.

[Cam63]

We're throwing chairs in the ring now? Whoa, is this ECW?

No... We fight for real.

*Applies fake blood to forehead*

[Kyuubi]

dammit Lester. . .


dammit. . .

[Cam63]

Heh... I know !

[Sabrinaset]

dammit Lester. . .


dammit. . .

Don't make me get out the Mega Chainsaw 3000 on the blue penguin too!

[Darksyde!]

...ask a what...? :confused:

yeah, you must be a fucking blonde...

[Kyuubi]

fine. . .



Can I has cheezburger?

[Cam63]

Yeah... But you gotta eat it outside.

[Kyuubi]

I eat all my meals outside. Helps with digestion.



I think.

[Solaris]

Helps everyone *else's* digestion, if you're eating Kimchee... :D

[Kyuubi]

I don't know what that is.

[Cam63]

yeah, you must be a fucking blonde...

What's your problem ?

[Solaris]

Cam! Now look what you did!

*throws out bait repellent*

(remember, it's "starve," not "feed"...)

;)

[Cam63]

*Whistles*...

[Darksyde!]

What's your problem ?

your mother refuses to swallow.:(

[KevinTBrown]

yeah, you must be a fucking blonde...

your mother refuses to swallow.:(

Darksyde, comments like those, if they continue, will make your time on these boards VERY short. That also includes comments made in the "Toys I Wish They'd Make" thread as well.

So tread lightly.....

[Night Swordsman]

I agree with solaris,Starve,not feed.

And Solaris? Back in my old AOL days,i used to play daily Battletech:Online Solaris(A name from the the rpg of a planet that was used as a combat arena for giant robots to beat each other up).

Everytime i see your name i remember happy times. :) And not once did fishnets enter the equation.

Hmmm...giant robots in fishnets? nah....

[Solaris]

I agree with solaris,Starve,not feed.

And Solaris? Back in my old AOL days,i used to play daily Battletech:Online Solaris(A name from the the rpg of a planet that was used as a combat arena for giant robots to beat each other up).

Everytime i see your name i remember happy times. :) And not once did fishnets enter the equation.

Hmmm...giant robots in fishnets? nah....

Yay! I'm a reminder of Happy Times! :D This is a *good* thing, methinks. (Though you might want to work on using fishnets in your imagination more often... ;))

[sunshinegirl]

i think fishnets are in everythread right now.

hooray for fishnets!

[Night Swordsman]

Yay! I'm a reminder of Happy Times! :D This is a *good* thing, methinks. (Though you might want to work on using fishnets in your imagination more often... ;))

I am pretty much working all the way until christmas week. I doubt i will have time or energy to think of fishnets. Sigh.
But i used to drive a 100 ton atlas robot and singlehandedly smash up 5 other mechs. Muahahaha. Did wonders for relieving stress.

[Solaris]

I am pretty much working all the way until christmas week. I doubt i will have time or energy to think of fishnets. Sigh.
But i used to drive a 100 ton atlas robot and singlehandedly smash up 5 other mechs. Muahahaha. Did wonders for relieving stress.

That's like an automated Big Cat, right?

Cool! :)

[Night Swordsman]

That's like an automated Big Cat, right?

Cool! :)

Yep yep. Rules were simple. Pick a mech ranging from very fast 10-20 ton mechs with small weapons all the way up to very slow mechs with LOTS of armor and weapons up to 100 tons. Drop in a arena. You could team up before you were dropped in,and fight. I believe it was 8 people,so often i would be solo(or with a friend of mine)we would then go out and decimate the other 6-7 other mechs.

Many would team up and use fast swarm attacks trying to leg us(shooting our legs off,unable to fight),but unlike others,me and my friend were CRACK shots,able to shoot extremely fast moving targets while feeling the effects of being hit. A lot of other variables went into it,as well.

Then AOL took the game and made it Pay by the minute/hour/some such nonsense,and everyone abandoned it,and the company lost the liscense and went bankrupt or something.

Grr. Great times.

[Cam63]

Darksyde, comments like those, if they continue, will make your time on these boards VERY short. That also includes comments made in the "Toys I Wish They'd Make" thread as well.

So tread lightly.....

I'm guessing it'll return some time today with more crude " wit. "

Get your banning option ready, Kev'.

[Sabrinaset]

Yep yep. Rules were simple. Pick a mech ranging from very fast 10-20 ton mechs with small weapons all the way up to very slow mechs with LOTS of armor and weapons up to 100 tons. Drop in a arena. You could team up before you were dropped in,and fight. I believe it was 8 people,so often i would be solo(or with a friend of mine)we would then go out and decimate the other 6-7 other mechs.

Many would team up and use fast swarm attacks trying to leg us(shooting our legs off,unable to fight),but unlike others,me and my friend were CRACK shots,able to shoot extremely fast moving targets while feeling the effects of being hit. A lot of other variables went into it,as well.

Then AOL took the game and made it Pay by the minute/hour/some such nonsense,and everyone abandoned it,and the company lost the liscense and went bankrupt or something.

Grr. Great times.

The Blonde says ...

:confused:

Words? Numbers? Acronyms? ... huh?

[Cam63]

Did you ever have one of those talking Barbies that'd say, " Math is hard " ?

[ninjapeps]

Yay! I'm a reminder of Happy Times! :D This is a *good* thing, methinks. (Though you might want to work on using fishnets in your imagination more often... ;))

30-foot tall death machines in fishnets? That sounds kind of weird. :p

[Sabrinaset]

30-foot tall death machines in fishnets? That sounds kind of weird. :p

We already have one of those!

We call her "HelloKittyKat" :p

[Solaris]

We already have one of those!

We call her "HelloKittyKat" :p


*bursts into laughter*

bah dum, bum! ching!

[Darksyde!]

I'm guessing it'll return some time today with more crude " wit. "

Get your banning option ready, Kev'.

wipe your mouth and stop sucking dick man.

[Night Swordsman]

We already have one of those!

We call her "HelloKittyKat" :p

GDI! You brought a smile to my face.

I can picture a 30 foot tall battlemech,all in pink with that cute "Hello Kitty" face painted on it already.

[bert]

Swordsman. . he be GONE

thanks KevinTBrown!

now I wish I had seen this thread, I wouldn't have bothered reporting those posts. . .

[Cam63]

Cheers. :)

[sunshinegirl]

yea, how'd that thread go from talkin' about some dude, then my breastacles, then some australian porcupine and .... pooh. that coulda been a fun thread.

ah, well, need some more rum.

[bert]

well. . . .

don't you have at least ONE hair growing out of a nipple?

if so, then is it blonde?


see???? it's on topic for this thread too!

[Night Swordsman]

Just checked his profile and saw the BANNED statement.

No reason not to report him. Hell,i forgot you could do that or i would of.

I just put him on ignore. Ignorehell he will stay,just in case its a temp ban.

Now...Back to Sabrina and her dislike of anything that is larger than a five letter word. :p

[Night Swordsman]

yea, how'd that thread go from talkin' about some dude, then my breastacles, then some australian porcupine and .... pooh. that coulda been a fun thread.

ah, well, need some more rum.

Blondes with rum. Sigh.

Your husband is ONE lucky man. ;)

[Cam63]

No, I think the ban will be permanent on this one.

...Unless Kev's in a Mother Teresa mood.

[bert]

No, I think the ban will be permanent on this one.

...Unless Kev's in a Mother Teresa mood.


Uh oh. . you saw what he was saying about "Mothers"

[sunshinegirl]

well. . . .

don't you have at least ONE hair growing out of a nipple?

if so, then is it blonde?


see???? it's on topic for this thread too!

you're only asking me this because i'm drinking. i don't know answer to it, and i'd hafta look. :D

[sunshinegirl]

Blondes with rum. Sigh.

Your husband is ONE lucky man. ;)

yes, he's just one.

*giggles*

[KevinTBrown]

No, I think the ban will be permanent on this one.

...Unless Kev's in a Mother Teresa mood.

Nope.

To quote Duke Nukem: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.


Back to the blonde and the question we'd all like to ask: You like innies or outies? :)

[sunshinegirl]

No, I think the ban will be permanent on this one.

...Unless Kev's in a Mother Teresa mood.

what??? why do i always feel like Mr.KevinTBrown is like cbr hero... he like senses this and swoops in and saves us from ickiness.

dun du dun.... dun dun dun....

he's super duper swell. :D

[bert]

Back to the blonde and the question we'd all like to ask: You like innies or outies? :)

OH, I like Outies for sure.





wait, are you talking about genitals or belly buttons?




oh well, the answers the same regardless, so nevermind.

[sunshinegirl]

OH, I like Outies for sure.





wait, are you talking about genitals or belly buttons?




oh well, the answers the same regardless, so nevermind.

yea, i wasn't sure what that question was about. so i kept my comment to myself. :o

[Night Swordsman]

Nope.

To quote Duke Nukem: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.


Back to the blonde and the question we'd all like to ask: You like innies or outies? :)
I hate to say this,but Duke Nukem stole from the Great Rowdy Roddy Piper,as that quote is from the movie They Live,by John Carpenter. LONG before Duke Nukem was ever a pixel. And i think i like innies,but i am not a blonde.

yea, i wasn't sure what that question was about. so i kept my comment to myself. :o

I double dog dare you to comment! Muahahahah!

[hellokittykat]

We already have one of those!

We call her "HelloKittyKat" :p

NinjaP mighta been confused because I'm actually fifty feet tall.:p

[Cam63]

what??? why do i always feel like Mr.KevinTBrown is like cbr hero... he like senses this and swoops in and saves us from ickiness.

dun du dun.... dun dun dun....

he's super duper swell. :D

He's SO dreamy too... *sigh*

[Cam63]

NinjaP mighta been confused because I'm actually fifty feet tall.:p

That's some decent sized scrubs you got there.

[sunshinegirl]

He's SO dreamy too... *sigh*

aww...

maybe we can get him to sign autographs.

[Cam63]

yes, he's just one.

*giggles*

That explains the limp and fixed grin he has.

[KevinTBrown]

OH, I like Outies for sure.





wait, are you talking about genitals or belly buttons?




oh well, the answers the same regardless, so nevermind.

Leave it to bert to go right to the, um, heart of it...... ;)


But, yeah, you got it right the first time.

[KevinTBrown]

I hate to say this,but Duke Nukem stole from the Great Rowdy Roddy Piper,as that quote is from the movie They Live,by John Carpenter. LONG before Duke Nukem was ever a pixel. And i think i like innies,but i am not a blonde.



I double dog dare you to comment! Muahahahah!

THAT'S IT!!!! I knew it was from a movie, but I could only think of Nukem saying it....!! So I went with what I knew for sure.... Dammit.

[Cam63]

Bert likes 'em big... Them hearts.

[Sabrinaset]

Nope.

To quote Duke Nukem: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.


Back to the blonde and the question we'd all like to ask: You like innies or outies? :)


The Blonde says ...

I thought that was Rowdy Roddy Piper who said that!

I'm a lesbo, so I like innies! :)

[Sabrinaset]

NinjaP mighta been confused because I'm actually fifty feet tall.:p

And your legs make up 47 of those feet!

[Cam63]

aww...

maybe we can get him to sign autographs.

Jumps up and down and squeals like a*....

...OK, I'm goin' for a beer and a cigar.

[KevinTBrown]

The Blonde says ...

I thought that was Rowdy Roddy Piper who said that!

I'm a lesbo, so I like innies! :)

Hmmm, so not a breast gal then....?

:p

[Cam63]

And your legs make up 47 of those feet!

No wonder she gets stalked by lumberjacks when she wears brown stockings.

[KevinTBrown]

Jumps up and down and squeals like a*....

...OK, I'm goin' for a beer and a cigar.

Well, don't smoke too close to your tre....... wait a sec.... Don't drink too much of your tree!!!!

[Cam63]

Well, don't smoke too close to your tre....... wait a sec.... Don't drink too much of your tree!!!!

I am the very model of restraint.

[Sabrinaset]

Hmmm, so not a breast gal then....?

:p

Considering how little I have ... no! :(

No wonder she gets stalked by lumberjacks when she wears brown stockings.

Usually when HelloKittyKat is wearing a skirt ... I'm there with a lawn chair and binoculars right under her :p

[Cam63]

Panties chick, huh ?

[sunshinegirl]

Jumps up and down and squeals like a*....

...OK, I'm goin' for a beer and a cigar.

oh! share?

well, not the cigar. none allowed. pooper.

[sunshinegirl]

That explains the limp and fixed grin he has.

hehehe

could be. ;)

[sunshinegirl]

Hmmm, so not a breast gal then....?

:p

boobs are overrated.

[Cam63]

It's a bad thing if he ever runs into an aggressive dog.

[Night Swordsman]

THAT'S IT!!!! I knew it was from a movie, but I could only think of Nukem saying it....!! So I went with what I knew for sure.... Dammit.

It's ok Kevin. The law of averages say that i have to get one right SOMETIME. ;)

[hellokittykat]

That's some decent sized scrubs you got there.

They double as circus tents.

THAT'S IT!!!! I knew it was from a movie, but I could only think of Nukem saying it....!! So I went with what I knew for sure.... Dammit.

Hey! You never read my sig?! I'm hurt! :P

And your legs make up 47 of those feet!

My legs are made of 47 feet?:confused:

No wonder she gets stalked by lumberjacks when she wears brown stockings.

The axes tickle!

Usually when HelloKittyKat is wearing a skirt ... I'm there with a lawn chair and binoculars right under her :p

She's guarding the gate to Heaven.:)

[Cam63]

She's guarding the gate to Heaven.:)

Dammit, woman ! You nearly made me drop my cigar in my beer !

[Night Swordsman]

Considering how little I have ... no! :(



Usually when HelloKittyKat is wearing a skirt ... I'm there with a lawn chair and binoculars right under her :p

Bree,you rock and are drop dead beautiful. Deal with it. Kris does.
boobs are overrated.

They are,as i think the most attractive thing about most of the women here are their BRAINS,not their breasts. Add to this wonderful and often considerate personalities to go with that,breasts do not even FACTOR into the equation. You girls rock.

They double as circus tents.



Hey! You never read my sig?! I'm hurt! :P



My legs are made of 47 feet?:confused:



The axes tickle!



She's guarding the gate to Heaven.:)

I remembered your quote,KitKat. I just never forgot the source,as Roddy was one of the reasons i GOT INTO wrestling back in the day. And the alley fight in They Live is without a doubt a milestone in movie cinema.

And with Bree guarding those pearly gates,no one but Bob is getting into heaven,i believe.

[Sabrinaset]

And with Bree guarding those pearly gates,no one but Bob is getting into heaven,i believe.


PEARLY gates? I'd say they're more of a salmon pink ...

[Night Swordsman]

PEARLY gates? I'd say they're more of a salmon pink ...

<blush> You would know more than me,i believe. :o

[Cam63]

PEARLY gates? I'd say they're more of a salmon pink ...

Damn... There goes me cigar.

[Night Swordsman]

Sometimes,a cigar is just a cigar.

In Cam's case,i do not believe this is one of those times. :p

[Cam63]

It's a soggy cigar now !

[Solaris]

It's a soggy cigar now !


Are you quoting Clinton, or what?

:D

[hellokittykat]

Dammit, woman ! You nearly made me drop my cigar in my beer !

Whoops!:p

Bree,you rock and are drop dead beautiful. Deal with it. Kris does.

It's true. She is.:)


I remembered your quote,KitKat. I just never forgot the source,as Roddy was one of the reasons i GOT INTO wrestling back in the day. And the alley fight in They Live is without a doubt a milestone in movie cinema.

Don't sweat it.;)

[KevinTBrown]

Hey! You never read my sig?! I'm hurt! :P




Um, no..... I... um... I'.... Oh! I've been too blinded by your beauty to see the sig.


Yeah, that's it.

:cool:

[Cam63]

Are you quoting Clinton, or what?

:D

Mine was beer affected.

[Sabrinaset]

Maaaan I love Solaris and HelloKittyKat. I mean, I have massive crushes.

[bert]

Mine was beer affected.

most men's are.

sigh,

most men's are

[hellokittykat]

Are you quoting Clinton, or what?

:D

Hahaha! :D

Um, no..... I... um... I'.... Oh! I've been too blinded by your beauty to see the sig.


Yeah, that's it.

:cool:

Nice save.:p

[Cam63]

most men's are.

sigh,

most men's are

Tis etched in stone.

...and beercoasters.

[Night Swordsman]

I always said that Kitty reminds me of a PRETTIER Jennifer Love Hewwit.

[Cam63]

...and she eats too !

[Solaris]

Mine was beer affected.

Now see, if you'd dropped it into some cognac, you could dry it off and sell it for twice what you paid for it. :D

[Solaris]

Maaaan I love Solaris and HelloKittyKat. I mean, I have massive crushes.

Crushes are fun! :D

I still have a massive crush on Hugh Jackman.

Er... did I say that out loud?

[Cam63]

Now see, if you'd dropped it into some cognac, you could dry it off and sell it for twice what you paid for it. :D

I'm still gunna try drying the beer one off.

[Cam63]

Crushes are fun! :D

I still have a massive crush on Hugh Jackman.

Er... did I say that out loud?

I bumped into him in Sydney about twenty years ago. Man, he was skinny then.

[Night Swordsman]

Crushes are fun! :D

I still have a massive crush on Hugh Jackman.

Er... did I say that out loud?

Yes you did,and that is nothing to be ashamed of. A LOT of people have crushes on him,and at least he is a talented and from reports i have heard a nice human being.

And I have crushes on people all the time. Just several people on here alone have displayed wonderful wit,kindness,and humor that just makes you adore them.

But no,i will not marry you,Cam. Sorry. :D

[Cam63]

Damn... I made all the arrangements.

[Solaris]

Yes you did,and that is nothing to be ashamed of. A LOT of people have crushes on him,and at least he is a talented and from reports i have heard a nice human being.

And I have crushes on people all the time. Just several people on here alone have displayed wonderful wit,kindness,and humor that just makes you adore them.

But no,i will not marry you,Cam. Sorry. :D

One of the biggest reasons for my crush *is* that he's such a nice person. :D And tbh, I have crushes on both him *and* his wife Deborah (she's awesome, too)... but I'm a little bit more attracted to him than to her, although she's a lovely lady. Physically, he's just a bit more my "chemistry type" than she is. But trust me---if she offered, and I knew her well enough, I certainly wouldn't turn her down... or kick her out of bed for leaving cookie crumbs. :D

[Solaris]

Damn... I made all the arrangements.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride...

[hellokittykat]

Maaaan I love Solaris and HelloKittyKat. I mean, I have massive crushes.

Can't....breathe!...Bree...crushing...too...hard.. ..;)

I always said that Kitty reminds me of a PRETTIER Jennifer Love Hewwit.

Just call me Squinty 2.:p

...and she eats too !

Every chance I get.:)

[Cam63]

Here have the bouquet... I'll be drownin' me sorrows !

[Cam63]

Can't....breathe!...Bree...crushing...too...hard.. ..;)

*Pulls Bree off Kitt's trachea*

...Surgeons !

[Night Swordsman]

Damn... I made all the arrangements.

Sorry Cam. I do have a crush on some people on here,but you will just have to settle with my friendship.

One of the biggest reasons for my crush *is* that he's such a nice person. :D And tbh, I have crushes on both him *and* his wife Deborah (she's awesome, too)... but I'm a little bit more attracted to him than to her, although she's a lovely lady. Physically, he's just a bit more my "chemistry type" than she is. But trust me---if she offered, and I knew her well enough, I certainly wouldn't turn her down... or kick her out of bed for leaving cookie crumbs. :D

Either of them would be nuts to turn you away.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride...

I do not even get invited to weddings. Sigh. Nor do i crash them.

Can't....breathe!...Bree...crushing...too...hard.. ..;)



Just call me Squinty 2.



Every chance I get.

I would never call you that. I would call you cute. You deserve your handle.
And Bob is ONE lucky cat.(Blame Shelly for that! I will never forget that nickname!)

Here have the bouquet... I'll be drownin' me sorrows !

Sorry Cam. If we ever meet,beers are on me. Just need to remember to bring the platinum credit cards.
*Pulls Bree off Kitt's trachea*

...Surgeons !

Um...won't that make matters worse?

[Cam63]

Sorry Cam. I do have a crush on some people on here,but you will just have to settle with my friendship.


Beer is better. :)


Um...won't that make matters worse?


I know what I'm doin', dammit !

Hmm... OK... *Rings emergency*

[Lester C.]

dammit Lester. . .


dammit. . .

Sabrina worked really hard for it so I linked to a posting whore post. I did not anticipate her bring the pictures back to this thread where everyone can see. I really have tried to stop the attention whore post over the past couple of months and will continue to do so in the future.

[Hybrid2]

NOOOO!

Anyone else have a craving for some rosted duck?
:evilsmile

[David O Burcham]

Dear Blonde --

Who wrote the Book of Love?

-- David

[Night Swordsman]

Sabrina worked really hard for it so I linked to a posting whore post. I did not anticipate her bring the pictures back to this thread where everyone can see. I really have tried to stop the attention whore post over the past couple of months and will continue to do so in the future.

Lester! We LIKE you when you go bonkers! We LIVE for it,sometimes!

Your cuter than a pikachu,sometimes! :D (that should do it!)
Lesterchu. Lesta LesTA!

NOOOO!

Anyone else have a craving for some rosted duck?
:evilsmile

Oh yes! Ask the blue duck HOW many times i have tried,but someone keeps changing it back to wabbit season...
Dear Blonde --

Who wrote the Book of Love?

-- David


I am not a blonde,but if i may guess a awnser,was it the Duke of Earl?

[Hybrid2]

Lester! We LIKE you when you go bonkers! We LIVE for it,sometimes!

Your cuter than a pikachu,sometimes! :D (that should do it!)
Lesterchu. Lesta LesTA!

LOL good one.

Oh yes! Ask the blue duck HOW many times i have tried,but someone keeps changing it back to wabbit season...


I know!
I ended up with rabbit ears and shouting myself.:confused:

How in hell did that hapen?http://forums.govteen.com/images/smilies/animals_bunny2.gif

[Night Swordsman]

Only the Blue Duck knows...

Muahahahah.

[Cam63]

Only the Blue Duck knows...

I'm thinking that'd be a great title for a late '60s folk-pop song.

[Kyuubi]

Lester, some advice: Never listen to a grown man that uses the word "adorabubble".

[Cam63]

Unless he can shave with a blowtorch and thinks moisturiser is another word for foreplay.

[sunshinegirl]

Dear Blonde --

Who wrote the Book of Love?

-- David

Kama Sutra of Vatsayayana :confused:

[Cam63]

I thought it was Beryl Claymore aged 109, of Broken Hill.

[Night Swordsman]

Lester, some advice: Never listen to a grown man that uses the word "adorabubble".

Actually,little blue duck,you just did. :)

EDIT: We really should ask Bree something.

Bree? If someone you know becomes admitted to your hospital,and you have to operate on her/him,do you have to excuse yourself from the procedure because of your ties to the person or is it permitted?

And if so,can we admit Lester for frontal lobe pressure reduction?

[Sabrinaset]

Actually,little blue duck,you just did. :)

EDIT: We really should ask Bree something.

Bree? If someone you know becomes admitted to your hospital,and you have to operate on her/him,do you have to excuse yourself from the procedure because of your ties to the person or is it permitted?

And if so,can we admit Lester for frontal lobe pressure reduction?

The Blonde says ...

There's no rule that says a surgeon must excuse herself from the proceedure. Just depends on the situation. Some doctors wouldn't mind, some would insist on being the ONLY one to operate on their relative ... just depends.

I mean, I'm Kris' personal OB-GYN!

Years of Lester's man-crush on Adrian Paul have already acted as a frontal lobotomy on him anyway!

[Cam63]

Years of Lester's man-crush on Adrian Paul have already acted as a frontal lobotomy on him anyway!

Well, it's neater than a power drill.

[Kyuubi]

I'm my own Urologist!



I shouldn't have just told you all that.









Oh, um. . . What doth life?

[Cam63]

Wow... You must a very flexible spine.

[Sabrinaset]

Wow... You must a very flexible spine.

SPINE? It's Kyuubi's arms that are miraculous! I mean, how did he get that Christmas cap on his head with those short pointed arms? They don't even reach to his forehead!

[Cam63]

Who said he used his arms ?

[beetlebum]

Dear blonde, how is it humanly possible for someone to move their body like a cyclone? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=veYbj2zypaM)

*NSFW*

*Unless you fancy living off of government cheese and standing behind the skeevy ppl at the unemployment line.*

And also, Katherine Heigl married Josh Kelley shortly after Christmas? What will you do to make me feel better? :( :D

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde, how is it humanly possible for someone to move their body like a cyclone? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=veYbj2zypaM)

*NSFW*

*Unless you fancy living off of government cheese and standing behind the skeevy ppl at the unemployment line.*

And also, Katherine Heigl married Josh Kelley shortly after Christmas? What will you do to make me feel better? :( :D

The blonde says ...

I think ya haveta work for NATO or somethin' in order to move yer body like a cyclone! (http://www.marvel.com/universe/Cyclone_(Andr%C3%A9_Gerard))

Lemee see ... how to make Beetle feel better ... *flashes Beetle*

...Hey, where'd she go? Oh ... she fell over!

[beetlebum]

Darnit, I wanted you to wear the blue scrubs and the Izzie name tag again. We just need someone to play a victim on the verge of death again. We'll get Ninja Kris to do it (she owes me that much, considering how many times she's "practiced" on me.) *owwwwwwwwwwww* http://www.websitegoodies.com/smilies/gfx/sick0010.gif

Please ignore the fact that we role play every Tuesday. I just need it again because my Heigl's betrothed to someone else. Oh why, God why? http://www.aximsite.com/boards/images/smilies/cry.gif

And I'm surprised you missed the obvious cyclone joke! Esp. considering how erm, flexible you are.



http://www.newvisiondigitalinc.com/images/sports/sp-gymnast01.jpg

http://www.savingadvice.com/forums/images/smilies/laughing/devil-smiley-023.gif

[Lester C.]

Are you and Kris the smartest coolest people ever? The answer is yes!:)

[Night Swordsman]

Ut oh. What is Lester up to now? :confused: :eek:

[Lester C.]

Ut oh. What is Lester up to now? :confused: :eek:

Nothing. I just like to make it clear from time to time how much I respect and love all of you.

[Sabrinaset]

Well, I appreciate that ... although I'm sure he's up to something too! Hmm!

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde, is it true when you threw a pin, someone screamed, " RUN !! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth ! " ?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde, is it true when you threw a pin, someone screamed, " RUN !! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth ! " ?

The Blonde says ...

WHO TOLD Y ... I mean, uh ... it was a TOY grenade! :o

[Cam63]

Well, I appreciate that ... although I'm sure he's up to something too! Hmm!

He's found some really disgusting ManFaye pics and is on the verge of posting them ?

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

WHO TOLD Y ... I mean, uh ... it was a TOY grenade! :o

Phew ! That's a rel...*Get's knocked off feet by exploding surgeon*

[DungeonmasterJim]

What happens if a patient eats right before an operation?

DM Jim

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

I've had this cold for the past few days. What do you suggest I do to help me get rid of it faster?

Thanks,
Coughing and sneezing in Canada

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

A few days so far? Hmm ...

You can take some Dayquil and the cold will be over in 72 hours! Or just rest and it will end in three days!

[Bo Bo]

Wow thanks for the quick reply. Think i'll go for the rest option, I won't have to go get Dayquil and the recovery time has a smaller number :D

[Night Swordsman]

Wow thanks for the quick reply. Think i'll go for the rest option, I won't have to go get Dayquil and the recovery time has a smaller number :D

Having been sick the last few weeks,i recommend the dayquil. You can buy a trial size of two caplets for around $1-2,and it DOES work pretty quickly. Perfect if you have work or school.

[jpk]

Having been sick the last few weeks,i recommend the dayquil. You can buy a trial size of two caplets for around $1-2,and it DOES work pretty quickly. Perfect if you have work or school.

This is a decidedly well-thought-out answer, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that the poster is not a blonde.

[sunshinegirl]

Dear blonde:

Are ALL blondes dumb?

[Bo Bo]

Having been sick the last few weeks,i recommend the dayquil. You can buy a trial size of two caplets for around $1-2,and it DOES work pretty quickly. Perfect if you have work or school.

Wow, weeks, hope you feel better soon and that mine won't last as long.

I might try daydquil if I still feel bad on monday.

[Night Swordsman]

This is a decidedly well-thought-out answer, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that the poster is not a blonde.

No. I am not a blonde. And as much as i hate to say it,Dr. Bree IS a lot smarter and talented cookie than i could ever be. She is like a mutant blonde.

Wow, weeks, hope you feel better soon and that mine won't last as long.

I might try daydquil if I still feel bad on monday.


Trust me,it is worth it if you are going to work. And i can recommend nyquil if you need a good night sleep. It helped for me this week.

Come ON folks..DR. Bree needs MORE questions!

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair Dr. McNinja,

is it true that every time a gascap's found, an angel gets it wings?

[Cam63]

Dear blonde:

Are ALL blondes dumb?

Only the dumb ones.

[WhiteRose]

Dear Blonde,

How much is too much?

[Cam63]

Bursting is usually your first clue.

[Lester C.]

Dear Blond,

This thread is 95 pages too !@#$ing long.

Lester

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Blond,

This thread is 95 pages too !@#$ing long.

Lester

That is a opinion,Lester,not a question.

To opinion a Blonde! thread has yet to be created.

[Lester C.]

That is a opinion,Lester,not a question.

To opinion a Blonde! thread has yet to be created.

Dear Blond;

Did you know this !@#$ing thread is 95 pages too !@#$ing long?

Lester

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Blond;

Did you know this !@#$ing thread is 95 pages too !@#$ing long?

Lester

Much better. :)

[Ninja Kris]

Dear blonde dork,

Are you surprised to find out Lester can count?

[Karen El]

Femme fatales emerged from shadows
To watch this creature fair
--David Bowie, Lady Stardust

Shouldn't that be "femmes fatale"?

[Night Swordsman]

Shouldn't that be "femmes fatale"?

No.
And to paraphrase a line from Pulp Fiction,just because you ARE a Twinkie dosn't mean you get a twinkie. ;)

Lady Stardust Lyrics
» David Bowie
People stared at the makeup on his face
Laughed at his long black hair, his animal grace

The boy in the bright blue jeans
Jumped up on the stage
And lady stardust sang his songs
Of darkness and disgrace

[CHORUS]
And he was alright, the band was altogether
Yes he was alright, the song went on forever
And he was awful nice
Really quite out of sight
([second time:] really quite paradise)
And he sang all night long

Femme fatales emerged from shadows
To watch this creature fair
Boys stood upon their chairs
To make their point of view
I smiled sadly for a love I could not obey

Lady Stardust sang his songs
Of darkness and dismay

[CHORUS]

Oh how I sighed
When they asked if I knew his name

[CHORUS]

Get some pussy now!

[Karen El]

No.
And to paraphrase a line from Pulp Fiction,just because you ARE a Twinkie dosn't mean you get a twinkie. ;)


I wasn't suggesting Max got it wrong, only that Bowie did.

P.S. Unless you are blonde, I wasn't asking you.

P.P.S. I want MY TWINKIE!

[Gilda Dent]

No.
And to paraphrase a line from Pulp Fiction,just because you ARE a Twinkie dosn't mean you get a twinkie. ;)

This I can attest to from personal experience.

[Night Swordsman]

I wasn't suggesting Max got it wrong, only that Bowie did.

P.S. Unless you are blonde, I wasn't asking you.

P.P.S. I want MY TWINKIE!

Black hair. Sorry. And of COURSE Mr. Bowie would be incorrect LONG before the great pink bat would be!

And no. I actually have four twinkies sitting around. But due to illness,i have no desire to eat them anytime soon. But i am not turning them over to you. YOU are dangerous!

This I can attest to from personal experience.

This made me smile. Thanks! :)

[Lester C.]

Dear blonde dork,

Are you surprised to find out Lester can count?

Not really. I just had one of the junior ninjas read the page count on the bottom of the page. At last I'm told that's where it is.:confused:

[Lester C.]

NO! 96 !@#$ing pages and it's my fault!:mad:

[Night Swordsman]

NO! 96 !@#$ing pages and it's my fault!:mad:

hahahahahahahaha. :p

[Gilda Dent]

This made me smile. Thanks! :)

You're quite welcome. It works well for bananas, too, though I've always found the term a bit of a misnomer.

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Dear Fair-Hair Dr. McNinja,

is it true that every time a gascap's found, an angel gets it wings?

No, but the ghost of Henry Ford gets another hair on his back!

Dear Blonde,

How much is too much?

Too much is NEVER enough! I mean, can you ever have too many batteries?

Dear Blond;

Did you know this !@#$ing thread is 95 pages too !@#$ing long?

Lester

I'm sorry the "Ask a Lester" thread crashed and burned!

Dear blonde dork,

Are you surprised to find out Lester can count?

I knew he could count! I mean, who ELSE could that Assyrian emptying out the trash can and counting the used batteries have been? :confused:

I wasn't suggesting Max got it wrong, only that Bowie did.

P.S. Unless you are blonde, I wasn't asking you.

P.P.S. I want MY TWINKIE!

I keep asking you if I can visit if I go to England next year ... I'd make sure I stopped by Bristol to see the bristol board manufacturers there as they make art materials! I even have THESE ready for my Karen!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Twinkees.jpg

NO! 96 !@#$ing pages and it's my fault!:mad:

With Lester's help, we'll make it to a thousand!

You're quite welcome. It works well for bananas, too, though I've always found the term a bit of a misnomer.

Especially battery-powered bananas!

[Solaris]

Dear Ask-a-Blonde,

Why is your name "Aska"? Are you Swedish?

How do you fix a run in fishnet stockings?

Is cutting in surgery in any way like carving a turkey? When you're done, do you have those little bits left over that fell off, and what do you do with them?

Is your scalpel serrated, and does it run on batteries or an electrical plug?

Why are blonde's boobs better than brunette's boobs?

How do I get the White-Out off my computer screen?

If Indiana Jones didn't have a gun or a whip, what would he use to hold off the bad guys?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Ask-a-Blonde,

Why is your name "Aska"? Are you Swedish?

Uhm, I actually AM ... :o

How do you fix a run in fishnet stockings?

"DAAAAAAAADDYYY!!! Buy me some new stockings!!!"

Is cutting in surgery in any way like carving a turkey? When you're done, do you have those little bits left over that fell off, and what do you do with them?

It's similar, except we usually don't perform anesthesia on the turkey. Well, sometimes we forget to do it to the patient too. Or we share between the aptient and surgical staff. Strangely enough, blondes don't seem to be affected by nitrous oxide. the AMA has theorized that we don't have enough brain cells to affect.

Yeah, sometimes we have leftovers. We usually feed 'em to the dog. Over in England, they make meat pies out of them, which sell pretty good in London.

Is your scalpel serrated, and does it run on batteries or an electrical plug?

We only use the serrated scalpels on Assyrians wearing Hello Kitty panties and reading Punisher graphic novels that look like they were taken from the library. We stopped using the battery powered scalpels, as the batteries seem to be disappearing at an alarming rate.

Quick, Kris! Hide the batteries! They're on to us!

Why are blonde's boobs better than brunette's boobs?

We got jiggle power! Also, blonde boobs have been medically proven to store and release heat better!

How do I get the White-Out off my computer screen?

Answer One) "DAAAAADDDDYYY!!! Buy me a new monitor!"

Answer Two) Start sucking!

If Indiana Jones didn't have a gun or a whip, what would he use to hold off the bad guys?

Battery-Powered Serrated Scalpels!

Hey. Dork.

whisperwhisperwhisper

I have just been informed that he would use shuriken, katanas, and bo staffs!

[Aggie]

dear blondie bear,

how much wood could a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

[Sabrinaset]

dear blondie bear,

how much wood could a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

The Blonde says ...

It doesn't really matter, because each time he chucks a tree, the EPA says he's required to plant another one!

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

It doesn't really matter, because each time he chucks a tree, the EPA says he's required to plant another one!

ahhh...i totally thought you were gonna make a "beaver" reference...:evilsmile

[Sabrinaset]

ahhh...i totally thought you were gonna make a "beaver" reference...:evilsmile

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/beaver.gif

[Solaris]

Yeah, sometimes we have leftovers. We usually feed 'em to the dog. Over in England, they make meat pies out of them, which sell pretty good in London.


I hear in Scotland it's called "Haggis," and in Australia, they grind it down for Vegemite.


Answer One) "DAAAAADDDDYYY!!! Buy me a new monitor!"

Answer Two) Start sucking!

Somehow Bree... those two answers juxtaposed are SOOO wrong.




Hey. Dork.

whisperwhisperwhisper

I have just been informed that he would use shuriken, katanas, and bo staffs!

Well, that sounds like it came from Teh Expert, so I'll run with it. :D

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

are you any good at making those little horse do-overs they make for fancy parties?

[Lester C.]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/blonde_wish.jpg

[Lester C.]

Work safe image but dirty blond joke. (http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi133.photobucket.com%2Falbums% 2Fq54%2Ffatguysj%2FBlonde.jpg&searchTerm=blonde&pageOffset=16)

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

are you any good at making those little horse do-overs they make for fancy parties?

The Blonde says ...

Isn't that why God invented caterers? :confused:

[Lester C.]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/smartblonde247/blonde.jpg

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

which is cuter: a penguin dressed as a doctor, or a monkey dressed as a ninja?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

which is cuter: a penguin dressed as a doctor, or a monkey dressed as a ninja?

The Blonde is musing how this is a trick question intended to incite Kris to lop her head off somehow!

[Solaris]

Dear Aska,

Why is the sky purple and black outside? What's that roaring noise that sounds like a train?

*ten minutes later*

One more question:

How can I get rid of this egg sticking out of my forehead? Is it covered under insurance?

PS: I opened the door to see the train, and blam! That must've been one helluva chicken...

[Sabrinaset]

How can I get rid of this egg sticking out of my forehead? Is it covered under insurance?

PS: I opened the door to see the train, and blam! That must've been one helluva chicken...

The Blonde says ...

That wasn't a chicken, it was a squid! *grabs spoon* ...

Hmm, looks like you DID made something decicious outta those squid eggs just like you said!

[Solaris]

The Blonde says ...

That wasn't a chicken, it was a squid! *grabs spoon* ...

Hmm, looks like you DID made something decicious outta those squid eggs just like you said!


Well, if it was a squid that shot that egg so hard it embedding into my forehead... it's been doing Kegels.

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

I've been having a tough week and no one has given me the love and support I have needed. Will you give me some sympathy? :(

Also, I have, erm, a friend of mine who likes to create multiple accounts to log in as, and she also likes to have conversations and argue with herself. But worst of all, she's in denial about all of this.

How do I show her the error of her ways or even better.....



What's the best way to hold her down and force her to take her medication?

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

I've been having a tough week and no one has given me the love and support I have needed. Will you give me some sympathy? :(

Also, I have, erm, a friend of mine who likes to create multiple accounts to log in as, and she also likes to have conversations and argue with herself. But worst of all, she's in denial about all of this.

How do I show her the error of her ways or even better.....



What's the best way to hold her down and force her to take her medication?
Dear Blonde,

I wanna give my support and sympathy to beetlebum, but this being your thread and she having specifically asked for you, I'm not sure if/how to do so?

[Erik Burnham]

So, Blonde:

What ever did I do to deserve this?

I'm almost scared to find out.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I've been having a tough week and no one has given me the love and support I have needed. Will you give me some sympathy? :(

Sure thing! *rips off clothes*

Also, I have, erm, a friend of mine who likes to create multiple accounts to log in as, and she also likes to have conversations and argue with herself. But worst of all, she's in denial about all of this.

Most of the girls I know who SEEM like they are doing this are actually hyper-intelligent people, with an intellect that mere normal people are unable to understand! But the odds are that there really ARE all these people discussing varios things over at LynxLand ... I mean, wherever this place is! HelloKittyKat would NEVER allow false accounts on HER LJ!

Dear Blonde,

I wanna give my support and sympathy to beetlebum, but this being your thread and she having specifically asked for you, I'm not sure if/how to do so?

Nah, I'll handle her brea ... I mean, I'll take care of it!

So, Blonde:

What ever did I do to deserve this?

Maybe you're wearing the wrong size hat? :confused:

[Cam63]

You have a cool hat Burnham, so stop yer whinin'.

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

I wanna give my support and sympathy to beetlebum, but this being your thread and she having specifically asked for you, I'm not sure if/how to do so?

Oh, Bo Bo, you're really sweet. It's the thought that counts, and that's all that matters.

And besides, Bree's gonna give me sympathy!



(I guess that's one good thing about having a sucky life, you can always get lots of "sympathy"! :D)

But if you want to help. you can always hold the camera steady



(just make sure I get royalties this time or you're a dead man!!! :::evilangry::: =p ;D)

[Bo Bo]

Whenever you need a camera man, just let me know! It's a rough job but someone has to do it ;)

Hey and I am a gentleman and would never release the video without consent. And of course everyone will get their fair share. I am a man of my word (also a man who wants to stay alive )

[Erik Burnham]

So who's whining? I had a good week. I'm just worried the other shoe's gonna drop.

(;

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

2 things:

first: *sneek hug on beetle*

second: don't you think "Puddle of Lesbians" sounds like a punk band?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

...don't you think "Puddle of Lesbians" sounds like a punk band?

The Blonde says ...

That's the name for a group of lesbians when they see Angelina Jolie and/or Jessica Alba!

[Erik Burnham]

The Blonde says ...

That's the name for a group of lesbians when they see Angelina Jolie and/or Jessica Alba!

Well why not? Jessica Alba makes me melt into a puddle.

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

If Pepsigirl and coke&comics got together, what would their child drink?

[beetlebum]

First of all, I say a.non is pretty awesome. And the kid rebels and drinks nothing but water. :p

Heart attack inducing!

Oh, and Dear McSurgeony Blondie:

In the new Buffy comic, Buffy hooks up with an Asian gurl and has a lesbian tryst with her. What are your opinions on blondes and Asian gurls hooking up?

Sincerely, your love, beetlebum. :evilsmile:

The way things should be (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=149216) :D

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

it only works if the Asian gurl is pondering the similaities and differences between epistemology and rationalism during coitus!

[beetlebum]

Is that what I did? :confused: I knew I said some daft things, but man, I didn't realize how daft they were! Oh well, at least they were smart musings. ;-) :D

Dear Blonde,

Was this pic inspired by u- I mean, er, two people you know? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=6473996&postcount=111) :D

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

I don't think so ... I was looking up at the ceiling, and I didn't see anyone drawing there! :confused:

[beetlebum]

Dear God, hidden cameras! And I thought Kris filming us with me getting no royalties was bad. :rolleyes:

Or maybe,

Dear Blonde,

Hey! Did you sell that pic without my knowledge, to make more money (which I won't see any of) again ?!!
:evilangry: :mad:

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Kris? What were you doing up there? I didn't know you could draw!

Leave me out of this.

You dork.

[beetlebum]

Deny, deny, deny. :rolleyes:

*Curses, mumbles, grumbles epithets at blondes and their ninja girlfriends* :mad: :mad: :evilangry:

[Sabrinaset]

Hello? Are you throwing curses ... at KRIS?

Are you aware of what she'll throw back?!?

[beetlebum]

I'll sue to cover my injuries (which will probably be all over my body). :p

*ow-ow-owwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!* :mad:

[Cam63]

First of all, I say a.non is pretty awesome. And the kid rebels and drinks nothing but water. :p

Heart attack inducing!

Well, water does make up some part of beer, so it's OK-ish.[/QUOTE]

[Cam63]

Hello? Are you throwing curses ... at KRIS?

Are you aware of what she'll throw back?!?

Well, it sure as Hell won't be condoms.

...Goodbye, cruel world.

[beetlebum]

Thanks Cam. :rolleyes: :mad:

[Sabrinaset]

I'll sue to cover my injuries (which will probably be all over my body). :p

*ow-ow-owwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!* :mad:

Kris? It's your call!

Can the dead sue?

[a. non]

Leave Beetle Alone!

Or i'll post A Critique of Pure Reason page by page.

Either that or attack with my army of Redheads

[beetlebum]

And that is my cue to run with dignity.

(And by dignity, I mean run like hell while flailing my arms in the air screaming for mercy.)

Heading out to da clubs to get tipsy. And to show off just how much of a pimp we Lao Gurls are. Ooh-wee!

G-Unit!

Good night and good luck, now ya'll! :)

[a. non]

drink one for me, beetle :)

[Cam63]

Can the dead sue?

Some lawyers have given it a damn good
go.

[Cam63]

And that is my cue to run with dignity.

(And by dignity, I mean run like hell while flailing my arms in the air screaming for mercy.)

Heading out to da clubs to get tipsy. And to show off just how much of a pimp we Lao Gurls are. Ooh-wee!

G-Unit!

Good night and good luck, now ya'll! :)

I'm buggered after four shifts.

...You party for me, kid !

[Lester C.]

Kris? It's your call!

Can the dead sue?

The estate can.

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde:

Scusa sai non ti vorrei mai disturbare
Ma vuoi dirmi come questo puo' finire?

[beetlebum]

Leave Beetle Alone!

Or i'll post A Critique of Pure Reason page by page.

Either that or attack with my army of Redheads

Dear not a blonde (thank God) a.non:

What will this attack look like? :evilsmile:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

Scusa sai non ti vorrei mai disturbare
Ma vuoi dirmi come questo puo' finire?

The blonde says ...

You're excused and you're not disturbing me, but ... I'm not understanding "dirmi" ...?

[beetlebum]

The blonde says ...

You're excused and you're not disturbing me, but ... I'm not understanding "dirmi" ...?

I can't figure it out either, I just got it from song lyrics.

Dear Blonde,

You can speak Italian. Admit it, the dumb act is a rouse to get gullible people like m- I mean, er , who don't know into bed now, innit?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

You can speak Italian. Admit it, the dumb act is a rouse to get gullible people like m- I mean, er , who don't now into bed know, innit?


The Blonde says ...

All Blondes come hard-wired with the ability to speak any romance language, and with the ability to get anyone into bed! Now, things like math, history, basic speaking skills, and how to walk and chew gum at the same time are a whole 'nother matter!

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

I thought all blondes could walk and chew gum. At least that's what I see in all those movies, especially those based on teenagers? :confused:

[beetlebum]

And it works too! *grumbles* :mad: :D

Dear Blonde,

Why can't I have those same talents?

*(Except I want to know how to tie my shoes and count to four.)

[a. non]

Dear not a blonde (thank God) a.non:

What will this attack look like? :evilsmile:

Imagine wave after wave of nothing but Red, the likes of which not even McBlondie's Lebian Death Squad can defeat. In the end she'll die of a heart attack and/or nosebleed, but she'll have a smile on her face. :evilsmile

[beetlebum]

Can I has pictures? :evilsmile: :D

[Sabrinaset]

Can I has pictures? :evilsmile: :D

Actually beeb, YOU'D be conscripted to fight them as part of the Lebian Alliance! Or were you formally quitting ...?

[beetlebum]

You didn't answer my previous questions! .>={ =(

And I still like blokes. Does that mean I am an honorary member of the Alliance, or,... sum fink?....

[a. non]

Can I has pictures?

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8584/debramessingri0.jpghttp://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5609/lucy00uy2.jpg
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5861/scarypre2lm0.jpg
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5695/agarb5tx4yn8.jpg
Page after page of this. (gives thanks to Lester for the idea)

[beetlebum]

Yeah!

I mean, er, how horrible. :evilsmile:

[Lester C.]

Dear Blond,

IT !@#$ING SUCKS THAT YOU HAVE A THREAD WITH A TRIPLE DIGIT PAGE COUNT! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Animosity yours,

Lester C.

[Aggie]

hey there sleeping beauty have a good rest?? :p :) :D :evilsmile

[Cam63]

hey there sleeping beauty have a good rest?? :p :) :D :evilsmile

Is it true your surname is Tha ?

[Aggie]

Is it true your surname is Tha ?

it depends on who's askin'...:cool:

[Sabrinaset]

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5695/agarb5tx4yn8.jpg


Hey that last one is cute! Who is that?

Dear Blond,

IT !@#$ING SUCKS THAT YOU HAVE A THREAD WITH A TRIPLE DIGIT PAGE COUNT! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Animosity yours,

Lester C.

All right! The return of the big red letters!!! Go me!

[Cam63]

You are now officially known as " Ask Tha. "

[Aggie]

You are now officially known as " Ask Tha. "

damn you cam, damn you and your australian mind tricks...:mad:

[Cam63]

Hey that last one is cute! Who is that?

Shirley Manson, ya ignoramus !

[Lester C.]

hey there sleeping beauty have a good rest?? :p :) :D :evilsmile

Yea, but due to the time change I bet good money that my relief is going to "accidentally" forget about it and relive me an hour late. Funny thing is that he never fails to remember that he gets an hour of extra sleep when time goes an hour back.