Ask a Blonde!

[beetlebum]

Get a Pariah hug !
((((Beetlebum))))

Thanks. We love ya.:)

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde:

I'm feeling kinda down.:( What can I do to make myself feel better?

Here, take some of my batteries and this ... uhm ... hand-held massager.

[beetlebum]

Here, take some of my batteries and this ... uhm ... hand-held massager.

I knew I could count on you. Thanks.:)

[pariah-1972]

Thanks. We love ya.:)We? whos we?

[pariah-1972]

Here, take some of my batteries and this ... uhm ... hand-held massager.Wouldn't sharing "messagers" be kinda gross?

[Red Berens]

How come y'all ain't as easy in real life as you are in movies 'n tv? It's downright disappointin'

[Cam63]

Dear blonde,

Why do I have the title song from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang stuck in my head? It's really annoying me, and if I don't get rid of it I'll end up singing at my desk.

I'll field this one.

*Belts Alan upside the head with a cricket bat*

There... Feel better now ?

...Umm... Alan ? ...Alan !? *Prods with cricket bat*

Fuck... *Tosses bat to Lester and runs*

[beetlebum]

We? whos we?

Me and the voices in my head. (YABS) ;)

Now bring on the Clozapine!:D

[pariah-1972]

Me and the voices in my head. (YABS) ;)

Now bring on the Clozapine!:DWhy can't i get a normal non mentally ill woman to love me?

:confused:

[Sabrinaset]

How come y'all ain't as easy in real life as you are in movies 'n tv? It's downright disappointin'

The Blonde says ...

Uhm, we are! You just never see it with that Y Chromosome!

[Sabrinaset]

Why can't i get a normal non mentally ill woman to love me?

:confused:

The Blonde says ...

Because that is a contradiction in terms!

[pariah-1972]

Hey blondie bree ..
why do you keep putting you're self down?
us straight guys and gals think you're totally fab and hot !
and you're girlfriend too !!

[pariah-1972]

The Blonde says ...

Because that is a contradiction in terms!dayum that does make sense.

[Sabrinaset]

Hey blondie bree ..
why do you keep putting you're self down?
us straight guys and gals think you're totally fab and hot !
and you're girlfriend too !!

The Blonde says ...

Thanks! :)

[pariah-1972]

The Blonde says ...

Thanks! :)Yay !!!!:D :D

[beetlebum]

Why can't i get a normal non mentally ill woman to love me?

:confused:


Hey! I thought you had a thing for naughty Asian/ Catholic schoolgirls! http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/th_nughtygirl.jpg
Take what you can get. Oh well, if you don't want me, there is always someone else who will respond to my kisses and charms...

Oh Venus.......

[sunshinegirl]

How come y'all ain't as easy in real life as you are in movies 'n tv? It's downright disappointin'

in the movies there no such thing as waking up in the morning and saying "holy junk, what the crap did i just do?"

or maybe there is... but hey, what do i know. i'm justa dumb broad.

[pariah-1972]

Hey! I thought you had a thing for naughty Asian/ Catholic schoolgirls! http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/th_nughtygirl.jpg
Take what you can get. Oh well, if you don't want me, there is always someone else who will respond to my kisses and charms...

Oh Venus.......Ok that was smokin' oh Beetlebum i do want you back issues and all !!

[beetlebum]

in the movies there no such thing as waking up in the morning and saying "holy junk, what the crap did i just do?"

or maybe there is... but hey, what do i know. i'm justa dumb broad.

Why do I find myself in that situation often?http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0018.gif

EDIT: Sunshinegirl your not dumb. You're currently studying law which makes you quite intelligent.

[beetlebum]

Ok that was smokin' oh Beetlebum i don't want you back issues and all !!

You don't want me back?:confused: That's okay I only play for the girls team now.....;) http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d3/unsecured/media/769302893/769302893_841458325_6af753747222094b472003dde8c2c6 4711957a9c.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

You don't want me back?:confused: That's okay I only play for the girls team now.....;)

It took SO LONG to get Beetle to admit her true feelings hehe !

[sunshinegirl]

Why do I find myself in that situation often?http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0018.gif

EDIT: Sunshinegirl your not dumb. You're currently studying law which makes you quite intelligent.

criminal justice, actually.

[pariah-1972]

You don't want me back?:confused: That's okay I only play for the girls team now.....;) http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d3/unsecured/media/769302893/769302893_841458325_6af753747222094b472003dde8c2c6 4711957a9c.jpg
Stop teasing me before i blow my top !

[Sabrinaset]

criminal justice, actually.

Keeping abreast of current legal issues, SunshineGirl? ;)

[beetlebum]

criminal justice, acually.

It took SO LONG to get Beetle to admit her true feelings hehe !

But the more important question is......Why do I often wake up the next morning only to regret or not remember what I did the night before?http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0031.gif
http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0038.gif

[sunshinegirl]

Keeping abreast of current legal issues, SunshineGirl? ;)

eh, not really. i get too stressed out worrying about what's going on everywhere. i just try to get good grades, and stay sane....which will be difficult in january when i start at my second school (2 at once) gonna be rough.

[sunshinegirl]

But the more important question is......Why do I often wake up the next morning only to regret or not remember what I did the night before?http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0031.gif
http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0038.gif

drink more.

write notes throughout the night so when you dont' remember in the morning you can check your notes to make you feel better. it's also ok to lie in your notes so you don't feel guilty.

[beetlebum]

Stop teasing me before i blow my top !

Or else what (www.metacafe.com/watch/411212/kissing_licking_lesbians/ - 89k -)http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/dvx_rune/innocent.gif

[Sabrinaset]

But the more important question is......Why do I often wake up the next morning only to regret or not remember what I did the night before?

What have you been regretting? And as loud as YOU scream I dunno how you could forget any of it! I'ma gunna haveta start filming again!

[pariah-1972]

Or else what? (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/411212...king_lesbians/ - 89k -)http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/dvx_rune/innocent.gif

I'll sick my girlfriend on you:mad:

[beetlebum]

drink more.

write notes throughout the night so when you dont' remember in the morning you can check your notes to make you feel better. it's also ok to lie in your notes so you don't feel guilty.

Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of experience!!!!!!!http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/lolrun.gif

If it worked fer you, it'll work fer me!!!!!!!!!http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/4_1_206.gif

[beetlebum]

I'll sick my girlfriend on you

Bring her on! We'll rumble in the PUNJABI PRISON MATCH!!!

With baby oil of course........http://www.johnsonsbaby.ca/en/images/products/babyoil_main.jpghttp://www.metroposts.com/images/smilies/devils/devil-smiley-024.gif


What have you been regretting? And as loud as YOU scream I dunno how you could forget any of it! I'ma gunna haveta start filming again!

And this is precisely what I regret!!!!! You get all that money while I stand on a street corner, erm, parking cars and you get all that money to pay off daddy because you got 17 mortgages on the house


Not Fair!!!!!!!!!! http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/58.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sauer/angry-smiley-053.gif

[pariah-1972]

[QUOTE=beetlebum;5609907]Bring her on! We'll rumble in the PUNJABI PRISON MATCH!!!

With baby oil of course........http://www.johnsonsbaby.ca/en/images/products/babyoil_main.jpghttp://www.metroposts.com/images/smilies/devils/devil-smiley-024.gif




thats hot ! i'll be the referee of course.

[sunshinegirl]

*peeks in during homework break*

don't use all of my babyoil, girls!

[Cam63]

Bring her on! We'll rumble in the PUNJABI PRISON MATCH!!!

With baby oil of course........http://www.johnsonsbaby.ca/en/images/products/babyoil_main.jpghttp://www.metroposts.com/images/smilies/devils/devil-smiley-024.gif

Damn, you are Catholic.

[Sabrinaset]

Someone grab the K-Y Jelly!

[sunshinegirl]

which kind??

[Cam63]

It took SO LONG to get Beetle to admit her true feelings hehe !

There was more mystery in the average Scooby Doo episode. :)

[hellokittykat]

There was more mystery in the average Scooby Doo episode. :)

Cue the kitchy chase music!

[Cam63]

How about the Benny Hill theme ?

[Sabrinaset]

And Beetle woulda gotten away with it to ... if it weren't for those crazy YABS kids!

[hellokittykat]

How about the Benny Hill theme ?

That's what I hear when I read the 'Black Canary/Green Arrow Wedding' fight scene where Dinah's chasing after her ring.:)

[Cam63]

That sax player worked overtime.

[hellokittykat]

That sax player worked overtime.

Yea verily!

[Night Swordsman]

That sax player worked overtime.

It is always better to have sax than to have no sax at all.

I think. :rolleyes:

[Flamebird]

I meant that there flat black in that they're not shiny leather-they do have heels.;)

And I'm not supposed to expose my visage to the general public after the last group of people turned to stone.:eek:


I thought that condition was limited to specific areas.

Well except for Az. ;)

[beetlebum]

And Beetle woulda gotten away with it to ... if it weren't for those crazy YABS kids!

Hrrrrrrrrrrrrm

Still like boys too!!!!http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/th_lesinrock03.jpg

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/512P0ZZKMDL._SX320_SY240_.jpg

http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2007/01/Justin-Timberlake-Poster-C10105354.jpeg

http://www.giveupalready.com/images/smilies/saint.gif

[Alan Lynch]

I'll field this one.

*Belts Alan upside the head with a cricket bat*

There... Feel better now ?

...Umm... Alan ? ...Alan !? *Prods with cricket bat*

Fuck... *Tosses bat to Lester and runs*
Dear blonde

I'm no longer humming crap showtunes, but how come I don't remember where I live?

[lurkergurl]

Bring her on! We'll rumble in the PUNJABI PRISON MATCH!!!

With baby oil of course........http://www.johnsonsbaby.ca/en/images/products/babyoil_main.jpghttp://www.metroposts.com/images/smilies/devils/devil-smiley-024.gif


did someone say baby oil wrassling????
Me and the girls will be right there!
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w115/cureberry/huge_boobs.jpg

[hellokittykat]

I thought that condition was limited to specific areas.

Well except for Az. ;)

Ha! Very clever.;)
But I thought that Les had the patent on questioning Az's sexuality.


(and I really need to proof-read my posts-I make so really embarassing errors when I'm typing two thing at once:o )

[pariah-1972]

did someone say baby oil wrassling????
Me and the girls will be right there!
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w115/cureberry/huge_boobs.jpg

that pic is just a little scary.

[John Hays]

Dr. Blonde,

Why is there braille on drive through ATM machines?

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Doctor Sabrina,Medicine Woman:

Can a human being be allergic to a turtle? And if so,how?

If the turtle needs to be specific,any North American Desert Tortosies(sp).

Thanks,and remember, if the patient can still say ow,(s)he is still alive and kicking and all is well!. :p

[sunshinegirl]

that pic is just a little scary.

i agree.

can't possibly be safe to drive with such poor arm movement.

[pariah-1972]

Dear Dr bree bree.
Why don't conservatives like to be taxed at all? even for things that could be good??

[pariah-1972]

i agree.

can't possibly be safe to drive with such poor arm movement.Yeah those fun bags could stand to be deflated a bit.

[Aggie]

Dr. Blonde,

Why is there braille on drive through ATM machines?

are you implying that the blind are bad drivers??

[Sally Sensational]

are you implying that the blind are bad drivers??

True story: a friend of mine once asked a blind friend of his what she wanted for her birthday. She actually answered that she wanted to drive. So, he took her out on an empty six lane freeway in the middle of the night and let her drive. He said she actually did quite well since she was so used to taking minute directions about which way she was headed.

[pariah-1972]

I've seen some people that drive worse than what a blind person could do.

[Hybrid2]

I've seen some people that drive worse than what a blind person could do.

I told you before!
I was drunk!



And apologized a dozen time about the dog already.

[sunshinegirl]

Yeah those fun bags could stand to be deflated a bit.

a bit? just a bit? lol

[sunshinegirl]

I told you before!
I was drunk!



And apologized a dozen time about the dog already.

:eek: oh no!!! :eek:

[lurkergurl]

Yeah those fun bags could stand to be deflated a bit.
That's not what you said last night... :p

[pariah-1972]

That's not what you said last night... :p
I was drunk thats not my fault !

[Sabrinaset]

Ha! Very clever.;)
But I thought that Les had the patent on questioning Az's sexuality.

The Blonde asks ...

Don't you have to know what sex IS before you can question it in others?

[Sabrinaset]

Dr. Blonde,

Why is there braille on drive through ATM machines?

The Blonde says ...

That isn't braille! Those are trained ladybugs!

[beetlebum]

http://www.tapeherup.com/images/TraceyAnnTapedSample.jpg

*Muffled Voice-Mumbling*

Translated into English

Dear Blonde

Can you please untie me and take the tape off???!!!!!!!!!http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/angry1.gif

[beetlebum]

That's not what you said last night... :p

I was drunk thats not my fault !


http://www.giveupalready.com/images/smilies/jerry.gif


Why do I feel like I'm in the middle of a talk show from the 90's?

Go Ricki, Go Ricki, Go Ricki.....

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/22142Y~You-Go-Girl-Posters.jpg

[pariah-1972]

http://www.giveupalready.com/images/smilies/jerry.gif


Why do I feel like I'm in the middle of a talk show from the 90's?

Go Ricki, Go Ricki, Go Ricki.....

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/22142Y~You-Go-Girl-Posters.jpg
Oh please ya know you wanna have a threesome with us and then go and tell you're best friend who you will have a torrid affair with while she is cheating on her husband and only when hes dressed in ladies lingerie !
where was i again?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Doctor Sabrina,Medicine Woman:

Can a human being be allergic to a turtle? And if so,how?

If the turtle needs to be specific,any North American Desert Tortosies(sp).



The Blonde says ...

You're not allergic to the turtle. Just a mild reaction to an electron shell.

[Sabrinaset]

*Muffled Voice-Mumbling*

Translated into English

Dear Blonde

Can you please untie me and take the tape off???!!!!!!!!!http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/angry1.gif


The Blonde says ...

Untie a rope? I dunno how to tie my own shoes!

I guess yer just gunna haveta stay that way!

O LIJEPA O DRAGA O SLATKA SLOBODO

[lurkergurl]

Dear Blonde,
Will my fun bags work as air bags?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,
Will my fun bags work as air bags?

The Blonde says ...

I know they can work as floatation devices, so I don't see why not!

[beetlebum]

Oh please ya know you wanna have a threesome with us and then go and tell you're best friend who you will have a torrid affair with while she is cheating on her husband and only when hes dressed in ladies lingerie !
where was i again?

Don't forget midgets, people who like to dress up as babies, 90 year old swingers and exploting children who have horrible medical conditions! http://www.ninjamicros.com/forums/images/smilies/shortbus.gif

http://www.ninjamicros.com/forums/images/smilies/roflmao.gif

[pariah-1972]

Don't forget midgets, people who like to dress up as babies, 90 year old swingers and exploting children who have horrible medical conditions! http://www.ninjamicros.com/forums/images/smilies/shortbus.gif

http://www.ninjamicros.com/forums/images/smilies/roflmao.gif

And dont forget the 50o pound fat chicks who like to throw food across the table.

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

Untie a rope? I dunno how to tie my own shoes!

I guess yer just gunna haveta stay that way!

O LIJEPA O DRAGA O SLATKA SLOBODO

*Muffled Voice-Mumbling Again*

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/EMOAYmad03HL.gif

Dear Blonde

Why did you tie me up in the first place?http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/stare.gif

[pariah-1972]

*Muffled Voice-Mumbling Again*

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/EMOAYmad03HL.gif

Dear Blonde

Why did you tie me up in the first place?http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/stare.gif

Blondes can't remember that far back silly.

[beetlebum]

Blondes can't remember that far back silly.

*Muffled Voice-Mumbling Again*

She better!!!!!!!! I am so not happy here!!!!!!!!http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/a18.gif

[Sabrinaset]

*Muffled Voice-Mumbling Again*

She better!!!!!!!! I am so not happy here!

The Blonde says ...

She'll change her mind on how happy she is when I start with the massages!

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

She'll change her mind on how happy she is when I start with the massages!

*Muffled Voice-Mumbling Again*

Untie me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey wait this feels good

*Ahhhhhhhhh-relaxes*http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/drool.gif

http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/fallingsleep.gif

[Red Berens]

criminal justice, actually.


Criminal justice?? Are you gonna be a cop?

[Sabrinaset]

Criminal justice?? Are you gonna be a cop?

Well, she already has the chest protection!

[Linkara]

Dear blonde...

Will you marry me? :D

Signed,
In <3 with you for how you scored on the "Help pick your candidate" thread.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde...

Will you marry me? :D

Signed,
In <3 with you for how you scored on the "Help pick your candidate" thread.

The Blonde says ...

I'm already engaged to HelloKittyKats sister!

[WhiteRose]

Dear Blonde,

Will you marry me then?

I have cookies!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Will you marry me then?

I have cookies!

The Blonde asks ...

What kind of cookies ...?

Kris? Wanna go to Australia this weekend?

[WhiteRose]

The Blonde asks ...

What kind of cookies ...?

Kris? Wanna go to Australia this weekend?

Triple choc, with fudge dipping sauce :D

Not necessarily using the sauce for the cookies, though.

[Linkara]

The Blonde says ...

I'm already engaged to HelloKittyKats sister!

That's fair. I lack the um... "equipment," anyway. ^^;

Dear blonde, why aren't there more people like you?

[Ninja Kris]

That's fair. I lack the um... "equipment," anyway. ^^;

Dear blonde, why aren't there more people like you?

We can barely handle one of her.

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

I'm already engaged to HelloKittyKats sister!

Dear Blonde,

Will you marry me then?

I have cookies!

I thought you were marrying me *sob*

Oh I get it!!!!!

You purposely manipulate girls by promising them the prospect of marriage in order to bed them, don't you?

How Dare You!!!http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/diablo.gif

Perhaps this finally explains why you tied me up, you don't want me to reveal your nefarious plan!



Either that, or you really want new partners (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1V7URWFT2ZI) to spice things up...

[Ninja Kris]

Always suspected Breebree was a major bimbo.

[sunshinegirl]

Criminal justice?? Are you gonna be a cop?

no, of course not. i need to study criminal justice if i'm going to be a good super-hero. duh. ;)


(i'm working on my bachelor's degree right now. i begin training at the police academy in january, also. i get fitted for my uniforms tonight. :D :D)

[DungeonmasterJim]

no, of course not. i need to study criminal justice if i'm going to be a good super-hero. duh. ;)


(i'm working on my bachelor's degree right now. i begin training at the police academy in january, also. i get fitted for my uniforms tonight. :D :D)

Dear Sunshine Blonde,

You just want to play 'Good cop, Bad Cop', don't you?

;)

DM Jim

[sunshinegirl]

Dear Sunshine Blonde,

You just want to play 'Good cop, Bad Cop', don't you?

;)

DM Jim

haha!

of course.

;)

[Red Berens]

no, of course not. i need to study criminal justice if i'm going to be a good super-hero. duh. ;)


(i'm working on my bachelor's degree right now. i begin training at the police academy in january, also. i get fitted for my uniforms tonight. :D :D)


That is so cool! Congrats little sister. If there is anything I can ever do to help you, just let me know.

[Cam63]

You can be bad cop to her good cop ?

[sunshinegirl]

That is so cool! Congrats little sister. If there is anything I can ever do to help you, just let me know.

thanks! big bro'.

unless you can help with keeping my car running until i'm done with the academy, you're free and clear!

i'm just trying to press ahead and earn my badge.


gotta many women on your force there? just curious.

[sunshinegirl]

You can be bad cop to her good cop ?

a good one, ya turd. :D



....and now my secret is out....

[Alan Lynch]

no, of course not. i need to study criminal justice if i'm going to be a good super-hero. duh. ;)


(i'm working on my bachelor's degree right now. i begin training at the police academy in january, also. i get fitted for my uniforms tonight. :D :D)
Good luck! A friend of mine is halfway through the interview stage. Sounds like hellish hard work, so I'm well impressed with anyone who can stick at it.

[sunshinegirl]

Good luck! A friend of mine is halfway through the interview stage. Sounds like hellish hard work, so I'm well impressed with anyone who can stick at it.

thanks!!! (i'm gonna need all the luck i can get)
..

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

do people still like me?? i feel like there's all this drama and it's my fault. :(

[DungeonmasterJim]

dear blonde:

do people still like me?? i feel like there's all this drama and it's my fault. :(

I'm sometimes a dirty blonde so I can answer! :D

I still like you and I'm happy I wasn't part of or the problem in all the fuss.

DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

do people still like me?? i feel like there's all this drama and it's my fault. :(

The Blonde says ...

Everyone loves you! If HelloKittyKat and I say so, it MUST be true!

[sunshinegirl]

I'm sometimes a dirty blonde so I can answer! :D

I still like you and I'm happy I wasn't part of or the problem in all the fuss.

DM Jim

haha! how could you be a problem? you're like this nice polite hot-boot-avatar-dude...!! :D

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

You said you were going to marry me!!!

But now you state that you would like to be married to Whiterrose.

Can you please clarify your position?:mad:

And Sunshinegirl, that row was not really your fault. So don't feel bad.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

You said you were going to marry me!!!

But now you state that you would like to be married to Whiterrose.

Can you please clarify your position?


Certainly!

My position with WhiteRose would be her on top ... while I'd prolly be using the missionary position on you!

[beetlebum]

Certainly!

My position with WhiteRose would be her on top ... while I'd prolly be using the missionary position on you!

Hey blonde, will wife swapping make me feel better?:D :)

[Sabrinaset]

Hey blonde, will wife swapping make me feel better?:D :)

The Blonde says ...

I know it's in your future, so fighting it will only bring you sorrow!

[Cam63]

a good one, ya turd. :D



....and now my secret is out....

In interrogations, let the phone book be your special friend.

[Flamebird]

In interrogations, let the phone book be your special friend.

In case she needs to call for back-up?

[Cam63]

In case she needs to call for back-up?

Umm...Yeah....

[sunshinegirl]

In interrogations, let the phone book be your special friend.

i'll keep that in mind.

hehehe

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

what post are you on? i miss your silly posts! :(

[beetlebum]

Sabrina's back to her old ways. :)

Now blonde, I need some light entertainment. How do I make myself feel better after a stressful day?

(Please be dim, I need to affirm my intelligence.)

http://www.mommiescamelot.com/forum/images/smilies/happypills.gif

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/smiles/smiles_205.gif

Grazi! http://widget.bigoo.ws/linktrade/creatives/1/ilovuheart.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Sabrina's back to her old ways. :)

Now blonde, I need some light entertainment. How do I make myself feel better after a stressful day?

(Please be dim, I need to affirm my intelligence.)



The Blonde says ...

Why not try Wife-Swapping? :p

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Why not try Wife-Swapping? :p

hey, don't give my husband any ideas!

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

Why not try Wife-Swapping? :p

We've done it so many times already ( and I still have not recieved any royalties for those videos you posted online)http://www.chins-n-quills.com/forums/images/icons/angryfire.gif

How about a hug? That seems to be the best remedy.http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/grouphug.gif

I needed that after some of the things said to me today.


(Well that and alcohol)http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/alc.gif

[beetlebum]

hey, don't give my husband any ideas!

Don't you do that already? After all, weren't you the one who thought foreplay was sex between four people?http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/threesomesmiley.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Don't you do that already? After all, weren't you the one who thought foreplay was sex between four people?http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/threesomesmiley.gif

Lemee see ... last Wednesday, right? You, me, SunshineGirl, and Kris?

[beetlebum]

Lemee see ... last Wednesday, right? You, me, SunshineGirl, and Kris?

You can count?http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

And thanks for the hug. http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/grouphug.gif;)

[Sabrinaset]

You can count?http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

And thanks for the hug. http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/grouphug.gif;)

I had Kris help me past two!

[beetlebum]

I had Kris help me past two!

She helps you with everything, from counting to tying your shoes. She should be canonized as a Saint (while wearing the schoolgirl uniform) http://www.chins-n-quills.com/forums/images/smilies/devil.gif BTW, was that group hug thing nothing more than an excuse to cop a feel....

And you never did answer my question,


http://www.tapeherup.com/images/TraceyAnnTapedSample.jpg

Why did you tie me up in the first place?http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/angry1.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Why did you tie me up in the first place?http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/angry1.gif


The Blonde says ...

Do we really NEED a reason to tie you up? It's fun!

Uhm ... how about I call it "Freedom of Speech?" :D

[beetlebum]

Oh please do not make me rehash that again *grooooans, rolls eyes*

Did Kris tell you to say that? She could have pleaded the Fifth which would be more appropriate.
Coincidentally, I drank the Fifth you gave me before I passed out......

But when are you going to get Ninja Kris to help you untie me? :mad:

[Sabrinaset]

But when are you going to get Ninja Kris to help you untie me? :mad:

No problem! Kris says she can't haze you while you're still tied up!

[beetlebum]

No problem! Kris says she can't haze you while you're still tied up!

*Begins sobbing, crying hysterically, writes out her will..........*http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/4_9_7.gifhttp://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/emotional.gif

[beetlebum]

Well that's just nice.

Dear blonde:

How long will this hazing last? Will it be worth it in the end? How will I be recomposed afterwards?

Blissfully yours, beetlebum. http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/millan_heartdraw.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Well that's just nice.

Dear blonde:

How long will this hazing last? Will it be worth it in the end?

How will I be recomposed afterwards?

Blissfully yours, beetlebum.

The Blonde says ...

It lasts until uh ... WhiteRose says it's over! She's the one with the Golden Whip of Loving Submission this year!

Isn't it ALWAYS worth it ... in the END? :evilsmile

Recomposed? Uhm ... you'll be in, won't you? This isn't about that royalty thing, is it? Because I'll just haveta paddle you harder if it is!

[sunshinegirl]

Don't you do that already? After all, weren't you the one who thought foreplay was sex between four people?http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/threesomesmiley.gif

that's just how he tricks me out of it.

[sunshinegirl]

Lemee see ... last Wednesday, right? You, me, SunshineGirl, and Kris?

wasn't me.


*cleans up mess from party*

[the4thpip]

Dear Bond:
How does one acquire a license to kill, and does it ever expire?

[the4thpip]

Please disregard my last post. It seems that I misread the thread's title.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Bond:
How does one acquire a license to kill, and does it ever expire?

The Blonde says ...

The name is Blonde ... Jane Blonde!

http://www.panmacmillan.com/images/frontCovers/main/9781405092142-01.jpg
http://ajfoundation.s5.com/Nerdy.jpg

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde, I heard a rumour that eating soy can make you gay. Is that true, coz you know, Asian ppl eats lots of soy......

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g179/Lady_Heather_2006/shifty.gif

Also, why are you so obsessed with Asian lesbians?

http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/th_Asianlesbians.jpg

And BTW, what were you doing around those soy factories in the middle of the night?:confused:

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Criminals/Burglar.gif

[John Hays]

Dear Blonde, I heard a rumour that eating soy can make you gay. Is that true, coz you know, Asian ppl eats lots of soy......

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g179/Lady_Heather_2006/shifty.gif

Also, why are you so obsessed with Asian lesbians?

http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/th_Asianlesbians.jpg

And BTW, what were you doing around those soy factories in the middle of the night?:confused:

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Criminals/Burglar.gif

I for one can refute this. I tried some soy beans today as a snack and I'm as straight as an arrow!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde, I heard a rumour that eating soy can make you gay. Is that true, coz you know, Asian ppl eats lots of soy......


I have heard a lot of people soy that, so it must be true!

Also, why are you so obsessed with Asian lesbians?

It started over two years ago when I met this cute lil Asian lesbian. People were throwing recessed lighting fixtures at her head, but I intercepted them with my Glock and saved her life! Now I dream about her constantly!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Gilda_No_Glasses-1.jpg

[beetlebum]

I for one can refute this. I tried some soy beans today as a snack and I'm as straight as an arrow!


Wonder why. ;)


But how does that explain me then?

*John gets all light when he sees Justin Hartley*

Swoon....http://images.smallvillesiteweb.com/serie/presse_justin_hartley_juillet2006_1.jpg

:D


And also blonde, what were you doing near the soy bean factory that night?:confused:

[beetlebum]

I have heard a lot of people soy that, so it must be true!



It started over two years ago when I met this cute lil Asian lesbian. People were throwing recessed lighting fixtures at her head, but I intercepted them with my Glock and saved her life! Now I dream about her constantly!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Gilda_No_Glasses-1.jpg

Is that why you keep saying Gilda when were alone together? http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-170.gif http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-180.gif





http://planetsmilies.net/grinning-smiley-9520.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Is that why you keep saying Gilda when were alone together? http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-170.gif http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-180.gif

Hey! I haven't done that in ... days!

And lookit whose name YOU always blurt out during sex!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/untjlewis.jpg

[beetlebum]

Can you blame me for saying her name? Rowwwwrrrrr

You created this monster

You said the pink spell all over the soy sauce and now look at me!


Mmmmmmmmmm Jenny......

But Blonde, since you said the pink spell over soy sauce, doesn't that mean you will have a whole army of lesbian Asian women?:confused:


And poor you, they'll all look like this: http://googlegirls.files.wordpress.com/2005/12/1309.jpg

How will you deal with all of them? http://planetsmilies.net/confused-smiley-17517.gif

Inquiring minds want to know,

Good Lord that's a sight to behold!

[sunshinegirl]

hey, that's a cute outfit.

[John Hays]

Wonder why.


But how does that explain me then?

*John gets all light when he sees Justin Hartley*

Swoon....http://images.smallvillesiteweb.com/serie/presse_justin_hartley_juillet2006_1.jpg

:D


And also blonde, what were you doing near the soy bean factory that night?:confused:

I need that guy's hair. Other than that, I'll take this (minus the Diet Coke):

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb149/phenomenaonbreak/Fap/kate-beckinsale-diet-coke.jpg

[sunshinegirl]

pretty boy hair and a diet coke? :p

[John Hays]

pretty boy hair and a diet coke? :p

Heh. Ya missed my edit! Aspartame'll kill ya!

[sunshinegirl]

Heh. Ya missed my edit! Aspartame'll kill ya!

bah! i hate non-diet sodas. icky. not one for coke, either, though.

[John Hays]

bah! i hate non-diet sodas. icky. not one for coke, either, though.

I'm a bottled water man. Lemonade occasionally if I'm really looking for flavor.

[Hybrid2]

I need that guy's hair. Other than that, I'll take this (minus the Diet Coke):

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb149/phenomenaonbreak/Fap/kate-beckinsale-diet-coke.jpg

I'll take what he's having.

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde

Why do I have Girls, Girls, Girls by Jay-Z stuck in my head?


http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2903368/2/istockphoto_2903368_confused_kitty.jpg

Slashfully, or should I say lovingly yours

beetle-mensch (tm).

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde

Why do I have Girls, Girls, Girls by Jay-Z stuck in my head?

The Blonde says ...

Because you think PINK!

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

Because you think PINK!

Thinking has a color? :confused:

Do you have like super smelling and color seeing powers or sum-fink?

And blonde, what girls, girls, girls do I keep thinking about?:D

http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/sexprayer.gif

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

i'm bored. what should i do?

[Ninja Kris]

dear blonde:

i'm bored. what should i do?

Use the pool.

Wish we had one now.

[beetlebum]

Use the pool.

Wish we had one now.

http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/Vibeanimated2.gif

Since your filling in for, or, er I mean letting Sabrina use your account



What girls, girls, girls do I keep thinking about?

We await your response, oh wise http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/ummm.gif McSurgeony:http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/4_17_4.gif:D

[Ninja Kris]

http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/Vibeanimated2.gif

Since your filling in for, or, er I mean letting Sabrina use your account

Note to self, stop nicking Kris's clozapine.

What girls, girls, girls do I keep thinking about?

We await your response, oh wise, McS- I mean Ninja Kris. http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/4_17_4.gif:D


Nah. That was me.

I almost answered but she hates it when I use her account!

Bring your laptop home. Dork.

Okay! I'm gunna guess it's some Blonde on Grey's Anatomy! We KNOW how much you loooove blonde doctors hehe!

[sunshinegirl]

Use the pool.

Wish we had one now.

it's cold out. i hate the shock of freezingness when i get out.... plus i'm drinking which makes it difficult to roll the cover back with the lack of necessary coordination. otherwise, that's what i'd normally do.


guess i'll just get another drink. :D

[Sabrinaset]

it's cold out. i hate the shock of freezingness when i get out.... plus i'm drinking which makes it difficult to roll the cover back with the lack of necessary coordination. otherwise, that's what i'd normally do.


guess i'll just get another drink. :D


The blonde says (on her OWN account now! ...)

How many batteries do you have available? :)

[sunshinegirl]

The blonde says (on her OWN account now! ...)

How many batteries do you have available? :)

i have tons of batteries. i have the little ones for my mp3 player 'cause i hate when they go dead in the middle of working out. i have the bigger ones for my camera 'cause i love to take pictures, and i have the big big ones for my mag-lite 'cause that's just super important.

OHHHH.... you meant... yea... wonder if i feed my husband batteries...if... ehhehe

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

finish this sentence: Once you go Blonde...

[beetlebum]

Okay! I'm gunna guess it's some Blonde on Grey's Anatomy! We KNOW how much you loooove blonde doctors hehe!

It could be any number of blonde



doctors. ;)

Dear McSurgeony Blondie:





Why do I luv blondes so much? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=191752&page=258)http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/inlove.gif

Oh wise one, enlighten us with your responses. :D

[sunshinegirl]

beetlebum... why just blonde doctors? :(
whatabout blonde police officers? :p

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

finish this sentence: Once you go Blonde...

...you'll have orgasms beyond!

[beetlebum]

beetlebum... why just blonde doctors? :(
whatabout blonde police officers? :p

Well, I do have a thing for blonde detectives who's father's are the town's sheriff and who are coincidentally, pursuing careers in criminal justice...
















http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g63/Nightfly7/010-1.jpg


But give me a reason to like blonde police officers. http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/smartass.gif

[Sabrinaset]

It could be any number of blonde



doctors. ;)

Dear McSurgeony Blondie:


Why do I luv blondes so much? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=191752&page=258)http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/inlove.gif

Oh wise one, enlighten us with your responses. :D

Well, you know, I TOLD you after our first date ... Once you go Blonde ...!

[sunshinegirl]

...you'll have orgasms beyond!

yes! i KNEW there was a reason i like being blonde.

woo hooo....

[sunshinegirl]

Well, I do have a thing for blonde detectives who's father's are the town's sheriff and who are coincidentally, pursuing careers in criminal justice...



















http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g63/Nightfly7/010-1.jpg


But give me a reason to like blonde police officers. http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/smartass.gif

...they always have a pair of cuffs ready for use. ;)

hehehe

[Sabrinaset]

Darnit, she's got me there! All I have are the fuzzy cuffs!

Wait ... I'll make more money than she will!

[sunshinegirl]

Darnit, she's got me there! All I have are the fuzzy cuffs!

Wait ... I'll make more money than she will!

yea, that's for sure!

[John Hays]

Ahh...Florida was nice!

[beetlebum]

...they always have a pair of cuffs ready for use. ;)

hehehe
I would like evidence of this please.



Photographs?http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/elated.gif

[beetlebum]

Ahh...Florida was nice!

John! ((Hugs!)) http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/Copy_of_remybussi.gif

How was Florida?

I didn't even know you went there on holiday. :o

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde wonders ...

Why isn't BeetleBum saying wife-swapping is in our future anymore?

[John Hays]

John! ((Hugs!)) http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/Copy_of_remybussi.gif

How was Florida?

I didn't even know you went there on holiday. :o

:D

Haha....I've been on a business trip to Florida since Thursday morning! Just got back!

Got to stay at the Seaworld Resort, go to Cirque De Soleil and see Shamu, etc...pretty cool!

Dear Blonde,

How do you get back to the daily grind after a really fun few days in another state?

[sunshinegirl]

I would like evidence of this please.



Photographs?http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/elated.gif

haha!!

just google this: sexy blonde cop.
i'm sure you'll find lotsa evidence. ;)

[sunshinegirl]

john, you were in orlando this weekend? it was nice here huh! i was in treasure island (st.pete beach area) yesterday and it was perfect out.

[John Hays]

john, you were in orlando this weekend? it was nice here huh! i was in treasure island (st.pete beach area) yesterday and it was perfect out.

It was pretty amazing. I only took short sleeves and no jacket, but it wasn't too cold.

[beetlebum]

The Blonde wonders ...

Why isn't BeetleBum saying wife-swapping is in our future anymore?

I thought you liked the new spe- er, line in my sig?

After all, it makes me pink now doesn't it?

No, in all seriousness, I decided that putting the words Wife Swapping is your future right next to O lijepa, O draga, O slatka slobodo wouldn't look right. Esp. considering the fact that I added the words in homage to Bono who says those words at the end of the live version of Ms.Sarajevo in Milan, Italy. I added the words as a way of reminding myself there is still genocide going on in this world. esp. in Darfur ( if you click on the words, you'll find a link to Save Darfur and the One campaign.) And we need to help those who suffer and stop it.



But I think the main reason why you are asking this is you want a new....."toy"


Maybe, you really do like Asian food.....


http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/th_tn_rollerskating_lesbians_10.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Maybe, you really do like Asian food.....


the Blonde says ...

Well, who doesn't? :)

[beetlebum]

the Blonde says ...

Well, who doesn't? :)

The one troll who told us he'd rather stick pins in his eyes than watch us. :mad:

What's wrong with trolls? They adhere to the most extreme political positions, and the kant typ prpr, and now they don't like girl on girl action?

WHO WOULDN'T?

Unless your a troll.

Dear Blonde

How do you deal with troll?

[Sabrinaset]

The one troll who told us he'd rather stick pins in his eyes than watch us. :mad:

What's wrong with trolls? They adhere to the most extreme political positions, and the kant typ prpr, and now they don't like girl on girl action?

WHO WOULDN'T?

Unless your a troll.

Dear Blonde

How do you deal with troll?


The Blonde says ...

I usually either put 'em on ignore, or tell all my friends to make Gary B ... I mean, the trolls life miserable :p

[Kyuubi]

Dear Blonde,



What is?

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

I usually either put 'em on ignore, or tell all my friends to make Gary B ... I mean, the trolls life miserable :p

http://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/diablo.gifhttp://www.mommiesnbabies.com/forums/images/smilies/4_19_3.gif



And the sex is great too!

[Batman1983]

Dear Blonde


Is the sex great?

[WhiteRose]

Dear Mighty Blonde One,

I'm meeting the mother of the girl I'm seeing on Wednesday night. What should I do/not do?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What is?

The Blonde says ...

That depends on what the meaning of "is" is!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde

Is the sex great?

The Blonde says:

DAMN straight!

About the only time I'll ever use the term "straight" too!

[hellokittykat]

Dear Mighty Blonde One,

I'm meeting the mother of the girl I'm seeing on Wednesday night. What should I do/not do?

I'm not really a blonde but I'm gonna throw my two cents in and suggest that you should show slap mum with the Glove of Loving Submission and then throw your arms out wide and say 'What? I am the Dominatrix of YABS, yo!'.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Mighty Blonde One,

I'm meeting the mother of the girl I'm seeing on Wednesday night. What should I do/not do?

The Blonde says ...

Above all else: Do NOT hit on the mother! Even if she DOES have a Criminology degree!

[Cam63]

Nah, go for it, Rose !

...Yeah, I'm a blonde !

[Night Swordsman]

I refuse to let THIS thread die. :)

Now,Oh YellowHairedBasketCasewithSurgicalSkills,What did you think of the return of the Sexy Beast on RAW? :p

[Sabrinaset]

I refuse to let THIS thread die. :)

Now,Oh YellowHairedBasketCasewithSurgicalSkills,What did you think of the return of the Sexy Beast on RAW? :p

The Blonde says ...

All I can say is that we're now officially starting the countdown until HHH buries Jericho!

[Pink Bat Max]

The Blonde says ...

All I can say is that we're now officially starting the countdown until HHH buries Jericho!

All I have to say to that is....

".....Guh?"

[Sabrinaset]

All I have to say to that is....

".....Guh?"

The Blonde says ...

It's a professional wrestling reference. Chris Jericho returned to the WWE last Monday, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley (HHH) ... he's a wrestler as well, who happens to be married in real life to Vince McMahons daughter, who also happens to be the head of creative development or something like that. So basically, HHH gets whatever he wants in the WWE. And seeing as how Jericho is extremely popular, it's only a matter of time before HHH manages to bury Jericho in order to stay on top in the WWE.

[Pink Bat Max]

Oh!

Wrasslin' just hasn't been the same since Rowdy Roddy Piper retired, says I.

[Cam63]

I prefer this style of fightin'.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GkLXdLgOybE

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

how do i keep warm while i'm up here in cold ohio? bbbbrrrrr!

i miss the sunshine!

[Night Swordsman]

Oh!

Wrasslin' just hasn't been the same since Rowdy Roddy Piper retired, says I.

The Rowdy one RETURNED to Wrestling,only to be sidelined recently with a medical condition. Iirc,some form of cancer,but from what i heard he is recovering and on his way back to wrestling soon.

And to this day,They Live is a awesome movie.

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

how do i keep warm while i'm up here in cold ohio? bbbbrrrrr!

i miss the sunshine!

The Blonde says ...

Isn't it your husbands job to keep you warm?

And yeah, of COURSE you miss the sunshine ... SUNSHINEGirl :)

It's too bad your twin solar receptors don't have much to absorb, what with it being as cold as it is!

You might need to invest in heated electric blankees!

[Cam63]

dear blonde:

how do i keep warm while i'm up here in cold ohio? bbbbrrrrr!

i miss the sunshine!

Wear longjohns or become a crazed cat lady.

[Night Swordsman]

Wear longjohns or become a crazed cat lady.

I second this,including the last part. :D

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Isn't this kinda weather what fireplaces are for?

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Is Hornswaggle the shit or what?!

Shouldn't they give him the WWE Heavyweight title?


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Is Hornswaggle the shit or what?!

Shouldn't they give him the WWE Heavyweight title?


DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

Why am I thinkin' thinkin' thinkin' I've seen this plotline before? Like when Rey Mysterio was the champ? :confused:

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Isn't it your husbands job to keep you warm?

And yeah, of COURSE you miss the sunshine ... SUNSHINEGirl :)

It's too bad your twin solar receptors don't have much to absorb, what with it being as cold as it is!

You might need to invest in heated electric blankees!

hubby's gets annoyed with my cold hands and feet!

and, cam, NO longjohns and definitely no cats. porter hates cats. ;)

[Sabrinaset]

hubby's gets annoyed with my cold hands and feet!

and, cam, NO longjohns and definitely no cats. porter hates cats. ;)

The Blonde says ...

Huh! That's the only thing I don't like about Kris ... maaaan where DO her cold feet come from?

It really sucks when she puts them on my back or legs to warm them up! OW!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Huh! That's the only thing I don't like about Kris ... maaaan where DO her cold feet come from?

It really sucks when she puts them on my back or legs to warm them up! OW!

ha! i usually try to sneak my hands under this shirt and my feet wrapped around his legs... he doesn't like that either. darnit, that's his job, though. it's so freakin' cold here. i've hardly slept!

[Sabrinaset]

ha! i usually try to sneak my hands under this shirt and my feet wrapped around his legs... he doesn't like that either. darnit, that's his job, though. it's so freakin' cold here. i've hardly slept!

Really? I've found it's VERY easy to sleep when it's cold outside. I LOVE being buried unter a ton of blankets!

But you know ... I'm telling you, get an electric blanket! I ought to get one for Kris and turn it up to nuke strength!

[Aggie]

Dear Blondie Bear,

Which is sleazier, "To Catch a Predator" or "Cheaters"??

[sunshinegirl]

Really? I've found it's VERY easy to sleep when it's cold outside. I LOVE being buried unter a ton of blankets!

But you know ... I'm telling you, get an electric blanket! I ought to get one for Kris and turn it up to nuke strength!

yea, maybe if i'm a good girl, i'll ask santa to get me one.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blondie Bear,

Which is sleazier, "To Catch a Predator" or "Cheaters"??

The Blonde says ...

"To Catch a predator" has sleazier people being caught on it, but "Cheaters" is a sleazier show.

It's really funny, because I'm watching "Cheaters" now! :D

I love watching people getting caught with their pants down, sometimes literally! Watching peoples lives getting ruined who totally deserve it... it really turns me on!

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

"To Catch a predator" has sleazier people being caught on it, but "Cheaters" is a sleazier show.

It's really funny, because I'm watching "Cheaters" now! :D

I love watching people getting caught with their pants down, sometimes literally! Watching peoples lives getting ruined who totally deserve it... it really turns me on!

are you watching the cheaters marathon on G4 too?? :D

[Sabrinaset]

are you watching the cheaters marathon on G4 too?? :D

Yeppers! :)

You know ... Kris is my first long term relationship. I think all the other ones I've had were either one-night stands, or I dumped him/her, or s/he dumped me. I don't think I've ever been cheated on.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blone,

I clicked on Aggie's blog mistaking it for Darediva (seriously, I'm not joking) and great googily-moogily was i shocked by the Sabrinaset Cuckoo's (see X-Men/Emma Frost). ...Something about writing porn! :eek:

Are they all lesbians? :confused: :(

And why is the world such a cruel mistress?

DM Jim

[Aggie]

Yeppers! :)

You know ... Kris is my first long term relationship. I think all the other ones I've had were either one-night stands, or I dumped him/her, or s/he dumped me. I don't think I've ever been cheated on.

me either, at least not to my knowledge...but i doubt i'd use joey greco and co. to help me found out if it were to happen...:D

[Sabrinaset]

It would be pretty easy to find out if Kris was cheating on me, as I secretly installed a GPS microchip into her ... well ... into her body :p

[Aggie]

It would be pretty easy to find out if Kris was cheating on me, as I secretly installed a GPS microchip into her ... well ... into her body :p

well, i'm sure she uh appreciates your attention to detail...;)

[Pink Bat Max]

It would be pretty easy to find out if Kris was cheating on me, as I secretly installed a GPS microchip into her ... well ... into her body :p

That's one agile tongue. :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

You pervs! I *could* have put it into her ears! Or maybe ...

Okay, y'all got me! :o

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

Could you please explain the last few posts to me (those about GPS and tracking and tongue???) I just don't get it :p

Confused in Canada :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Could you please explain the last few posts to me (those about GPS and tracking and tongue???) I just don't get it :p

Confused in Canada :confused:

The Blonde says ...

GPS = Global Positioning Sysyem. I can now know wherever she is at any time.

I, uh ... placed a GPS chip inside Kris ... but I ain't saying how! :p

[Bo Bo]

Damn, my plans were foiled :mad: It was the how u put th GPS I was really trying to get an answer to. Ah well, can't win'em all. Thanx for the answer though. :D

[Sabrinaset]

Damn, my plans were foiled :mad: It was the how u put th GPS I was really trying to get an answer to. Ah well, can't win'em all. Thanx for the answer though. :D

The Blonde says ...

Only members of the Lebian Alliance get to know the answer to THAT one!

[Hybrid2]

Damn, my plans were foiled :mad: It was the how u put th GPS I was really trying to get an answer to. Ah well, can't win'em all. Thanx for the answer though. :D

A blonde did'nt fall for that trick?

FAKE!!

[Sabrinaset]

A blonde did'nt fall for that trick?

FAKE!!

The Blonde says ...

There are SOME things even a blonde won't fall for! They actually train us not to answer certain questions ... if I do answer them, I'll get kicked outta the union and they'll take away my PMS priveleges!

[Batman1983]

Blonde -

Whats the best pRon on the internet?

Is Sonic cooler than Mario?

Kiera Knightly or Jessica Alba?

[Batman1983]

I killed the thread... :(

[Cam63]

No, you didn't.

[sunshinegirl]

A blonde did'nt fall for that trick?

FAKE!!

what else does gps stand for? :confused:

uhhh, seriously. i don't know.

i thought it was just that global thing like she said..

[adam_warlock_2099]

what else does gps stand for? :confused:

uhhh, seriously. i don't know.

i thought it was just that global thing like she said..

You has global positioning system? :D

[sunshinegirl]

You has global positioning system? :D


oh goodness, now i'm really confused. i have a gps? is this some man-code for something perverted? maybe i just need to go make dinner like a good wifey and quit bein' nosey.

[adam_warlock_2099]

oh goodness, now i'm really confused. i have a gps? is this some man-code for something perverted? maybe i just need to go make dinner like a good wifey and quit bein' nosey.

I don't thinks so Ms Sunshine, at least not to my knowledge. I was just using my internets speaks . . . I has cheeseburger?

[Cam63]

oh goodness, now i'm really confused. i have a gps? is this some man-code for something perverted? maybe i just need to go make dinner like a good wifey and quit bein' nosey.

Yeah, an' take them shoes off, woman !

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Whats the best pRon on the internet?

... The best porn? :) Well, lemee hook up the cameras ... oh, you need to be over 18, and have your Visa or MasterCard ready!

Is Sonic cooler than Mario?

Sonic is cooler, cause mario can always put on a jacket, but Sonic is a hedgehog, and they don't make coats for those! :confused:

Kiera Knightly or Jessica Alba?

Jessica. JESSICA. JESSICA!!!

[Bo Bo]

The Blonde says ...

Jessica. JESSICA. JESSICA!!!

My incredible sense of deduction and reasoning leads me to believe you like Jessica Alba (and really who doesn't?)

[Ninja Kris]

My incredible sense of deduction and reasoning leads me to believe you like Jessica Alba (and really who doesn't?)

Oh, she does.

I have the blonde wig and Invisible Woman costume to prove it too.

[Cam63]

I hope you didn't pay top dollar for the invisible costume.

[sunshinegirl]

Yeah, an' take them shoes off, woman !

barefootnpreg'nt. that's the way yer s'posed ta keep yer wimmins.

[Ninja Kris]

I hope you didn't pay top dollar for the invisible costume.

Didn't pay much.

Had her sister make it for me.

[Lester C.]

Dear Blond,

Are you a psychotic murderess proud of your killing ways?

Aren't they supposed to still be alive when you finish with them? :eek:

What can I say? Kris has a lot of ex's, and they're not getting sick fast enough.

No, dead bodies still smell the worst, But, you get used to it.

What about me? I'm an amazing bitch!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[David O Burcham]

Dear Blonde--

Why did you name your pet zebra "Spot"?

--David

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde--

Why did you name your pet zebra "Spot"?

--David

So she knows what to aim for when she's shooting it!

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde--

Why did you name your pet zebra "Spot"?

--David

" Pinky " was taken ?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blond,

Are you a psychotic murderess proud of your killing ways? :eek: :eek: :eek:

The Blonde says ...

Yes! :evilsmile

[Cam63]

The clue was you crossing your fingers behind your back while you swore the Hippocratic Oath.

[Lester C.]

The clue was you crossing your fingers behind your back while you swore the Hippocratic Oath.

You say she's saving lives. Well that being the case you mispelled Hypocritical Oath.

[Sabrinaset]

You say she's saving lives. Well that being the case you mispelled Hypocritical Oath.

Hey, Lester!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Oops.jpg

[Night Swordsman]

Hey, Lester!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Oops.jpg

Beautiful Drawing,Oh Queen of Yellow Tresses.

Now,the Question!

Dear Blonde(that be YOU,Sabrina. Just so you remember!),

Should we have a weekly wrestling chat,either on here or on a YABS thread? And if so,would you give us your opinions? And do you watch TNA?

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

a) how hard is it to perform surjury with a chainsaw;

3) what would you recommend for removing those pesky blood stains from chainsaw blades?

[Sabrinaset]

Beautiful Drawing,Oh Queen of Yellow Tresses.

Now,the Question!

Dear Blonde(that be YOU,Sabrina. Just so you remember!),

Should we have a weekly wrestling chat,either on here or on a YABS thread? And if so,would you give us your opinions? And do you watch TNA?

The Blonde says ...

We should prolly have it on either the TV Board, or the Marvel one so we can discuss MVP there.

Of COURSE I watch or record TNA on Thursday! On the other days, I watch Kris'!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

a) how hard is it to perform surjury with a chainsaw;

3) what would you recommend for removing those pesky blood stains from chainsaw blades?

The Blonde says ...

%) You know those artists who can take a tree stump and using a chainsaw, make an art masterpiece by hacking off parts of the stump? Well, they inspired me to become a surgeon. And yeah, sure, sometimes I hack off some chunks that are bigger than they should be ... but hey, someone has to feed the pets!

?) Hydrogen peroxide. When the CSI guys start throwing Luminol all over the place, it gives a false positive and drives them nuts.

[Night Swordsman]

The Blonde says ...

We should prolly have it on either the TV Board, or the Marvel one so we can discuss MVP there.

Of COURSE I watch or record TNA on Thursday! On the other days, I watch Kris'!

I only stay on YABS,for the most part. The other forums are not places i wish to visit,much less occupy.

And i was interested what the other YABS wrestling fans had to say.

What do you like and dislike about TNA? I like it,and starting to really like some of the stars they have,but it seems they have too many people and not enough story time.

Also,any thoughts about Ric Flair and his current "You lose you're gone from the WWE" condition?

And,Shawn vs Kennedy? Jeff vs HHH? Kelly Kelly vs Layla? and Orton vs Jericho???