Ask a Blonde!

[Night Swordsman]

The Blonde says ...

"Comes to ... mind" ...? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Psst.

Foreplay.

:rolleyes:

And NO,that does not mean group sex for four people.

[PatrickG]

Hello Blonde,

How do you loose a stalker?

Two letters and one word:

K-Y gelly.

(Ah. Typo humor!)

[sunshinegirl]

Psst.

Foreplay.

:rolleyes:

And NO,that does not mean group sex for four people.

it doesn't??

dangit. they tricked me again.

[Sabrinaset]

Today's Blonde Moment of Wisdom ...

The Modern Blonde ALWAYS practices Safe Sex ... by locking the car door first.

[sunshinegirl]

Today's Blonde Moment of Wisdom ...

The Modern Blonde ALWAYS practices Safe Sex ... by locking the car door first.

yes.. because when you use the door-handle as leverage ....um... anyways... you don't want it to open. then you fall out.

[Sabrinaset]

The reason there aren't as many blondes out there as there usedta be is that when we heard about safe sex, a lot of us started having sex inside safes ... and we tended to die when the air ran out.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Does Gail hate me? She won't show us a picture of her Wonder Woman boots!:(

DM Jim

(And I can't find my whip. Did you steal it?)

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Blonde(waves,Hi Bree!),


Why does Lester keep picking on my cats? I have three adorable cats,and Lester has NONE,yet he seeks to do weird things with mine.

Is there any way to curb him of this? :D Pain(for him!) is ok.

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

i saw the pictures you posted of "us" after biology class... and the spanking party...

and now my bum is sore from the spankings. what's a good way to make it feel better?

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

can you help me remember what i wanted to ask you?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Does Gail hate me? She won't show us a picture of her Wonder Woman boots!:(

DM Jim

(And I can't find my whip. Did you steal it?)


The Blonde says ...

You'll get yo ... I mean MY whip only after you pry it out of my cold dead ... ohm ... feet? Teeth? ... well, whatever these wiggly things on the ends of my hands are!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde(waves,Hi Bree!),


Why does Lester

The Blonde says ...

There is NO answer for Lester.

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

i saw the pictures you posted of "us" after biology class... and the spanking party...

and now my bum is sore from the spankings. what's a good way to make it feel better?

The Blonde says ...

You haveta travel to the Land of Passive-Aggresiva and ask Queen Beetle to massage it to make it feel better!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

can you help me remember what i wanted to ask you?

The Blonde says ...

Sure! You know the Magic 8-Ball thingee? It was invented so that Blondes could remember things, like where our car keys are and what day to take the pill. It only works for blondes though ... anyone else, the answers just look liek "Try again later" and stuff ... lemee get it and ...

Uh oh ... I forgot ... I can't read!

[Pink Bat Max]

My shampoo bottle is labeled with the instructions 'wash, rinse, repeat'. So I do, but I always just end up running out of shampoo. What am I doing wrong?

[Sabrinaset]

My shampoo bottle is labeled with the instructions 'wash, rinse, repeat'. So I do, but I always just end up running out of shampoo. What am I doing wrong?

The Blonde says ...

You're supposed to open it up? I've been throwing it in the washing machine! :confused:

[Linkara]

Dear blonde,

What are you doing tonight? :D

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde,

What are you doing tonight? :D

The Blonde says ...

Downloading music and videos into my new Rhapsody, then off to work!

[Pink Bat Max]

The Blonde says ...

Downloading music and videos into my new Rhapsody, then off to work!

Your Rhapsody?

Do those come in blue?

[beetlebum]

I never use bananas, they're too squishy!
Silly blonde woman! That is why you do not peel the banana before hand!

in beetlebum's banana picture... um... well... she has hairy man hands. i'm scared.

This comment had me all lol. but anyways, yes, we do have hairy arms in passive-aggresiva. They get that way because we forget to shave because our spouse is besotted with some wispy intern with the lamest acting skills this side of a porn star. There also hairy because, um, in the words of The Divinyls, we touch ourselves thinking of blonde surgeons, I mean blondes and surgeons.....hee :o

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/justinh.jpg


http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/greys-anatomy77.jpg

The brunette spanking me is Beetlebum.

I always thought I was Asian, at least that's what my mum, society and the census bureau told me, but if you think otherwise than okaaaay (perhaps that is what Kris meant by not being cognitive...)http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0011.gif

[beetlebum]

Before I go *ahem*

Dear Fair Haired maiden:
Why dost thou insist that I am fancy and like girls? Is not the fact I doth speaketh Elizabethan English proof that I spent the night with Thor? I AM HETERO. Even thine concubine and Lester, the oh questionable one is convinced I am pink. I have not the faintest idea why. Forsooth to think, just because I flirt with thine, got drunk one night and dressed up as a school marm, we made that "art" (or video as the mortals now call it) and I post pictures of handsome young women online DOES NOT MAKE ME FANCY.
Dost thou and thy concubine Kris desire a new toy, a partner to spice up thine life?

[beetlebum]

Because this question cannot wait until tomorrow, how does one deal when they are besotted by a an incredibly talented human being who just happens to be a beautiful blonde surgeon, not that I am gay I just wanna be her friend in other words,


























































































































































































how do i get Izzie Stevens to notice me? http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/02/katherine-heigl.jpg

[Pink Bat Max]

Is not the fact I doth speaketh Elizabethan English proof that I spent the night with Thor?

Which reminds me of a punchline.... "You think you're Thor? I'm tho thore I won't be able to walk for a week!"

*ahem* Carry on.

[Sabrinaset]

Why dost thou insist that I am fancy and like girls?

Well ... (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5290557&postcount=39)

So Sabrinaset-do you like eating Asian?

..I just have this sneaking suspicion is all!

Dost thou and thy concubine Kris desire a new toy, a partner to spice up thine life?

The Blonde says ... yep. Especially one into wife-swapping, who once wondered what Kris tasted like!

[Sabrinaset]

how do i get Izzie Stevens to notice me?


The Blonde says ...

Screw that! How do I get her to notice ME!

[Night Swordsman]

Your Rhapsody?

Do those come in blue?

Ow! My spleen!

<groans after that one in a corner>

bratbat. grr. :rolleyes:

[Sabrinaset]

Which reminds me of a punchline.... "You think you're Thor? I'm tho thore I won't be able to walk for a week!"

*ahem* Carry on.

The Blonde is reminded of her FAVORITEST MacQuarrie cartoon EVER!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Thor-1.jpg

[beetlebum]

YOU stay away from Izzie Stevens SHE IS MINE! Besides, you don't like Grey's Anatomy.:p One more thing blonde, um just what exactly would i have to do in order to get that video back and those photos offline? I bet it is going to be so painful...............


http://img.bdsmbook.com/ssp/743_11839640315.jpg



http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/29/dominatrixc_narrowweb__300x464,0.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

YOU stay away from Izzie Stevens SHE IS MINE!

The Blonde says ...

And people wonder why you say you're not Pink ...!

One more thing blonde, um just what exactly would i have to do in order to get that video back and those photos offline? I bet it is going to be so painful...............

...for YOU! Now git over here hehe!

[hellokittykat]

Yay! Halloween Adventure and the Spirit Halloween store are opening soon!:)

[Pink Bat Max]

The Blonde is reminded of her FAVORITEST MacQuarrie cartoon EVER!

HA! Well played, MacQuarrie!

[Sabrinaset]

Yay! Halloween Adventure and the Spirit Halloween store are opening soon!:)


The Blonde says HelloKittykat has been applying blonde highlights again!

[hellokittykat]

The Blonde says HelloKittykat has been applying blonde highlights again!

Yes she ha-as! Too much time in the sun. I think I might try red when I darker it this time.

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

were you drinking again when you asked Gilda if that was a frisbee(tm) near her head? i get scared when you drink.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

were you drinking again when you asked Gilda if that was a frisbee(tm) near her head? i get scared when you drink.

The Blonde says ...

You don't know all the ganes Emily plays with Gilda!

And I haven't had a drink ever since they put those child-proof lids on alcohol bottles.

[DungeonmasterJim]

YOU stay away from Izzie Stevens SHE IS MINE! Besides, you don't like Grey's Anatomy.:p One more thing blonde, um just what exactly would i have to do in order to get that video back and those photos offline? I bet it is going to be so painful...............

http://img.bdsmbook.com/ssp/743_11839640315.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/29/dominatrixc_narrowweb__300x464,0.jpg

Dear Blonde,

Can I get pictures for the above action?

DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Can I get pictures for the above action?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

We haven't figured out if we're gunna be on cable or going straight to DVD yet. call 1-900-BEETLEBUMISPINKANDDOEANTWANNADMITIT for all the details. $2.99 a minute. You must be over 18 to call.

[DungeonmasterJim]

The Blonde says ...
You must be over 18 to call.

Physically or mentally?

I meet on of the criteria but not the other. :o


DM Jim

[beetlebum]

Well it is easy for anyone to think of themselves older than the age they merit. Really Jim, it's okay if your body is still going through puberty. You can still call. Perhaps that is why you asked the question about shrinkage?:p

[Aggie]

dear blonde, mellifluous one,

where do rainbow's come from??

[Sally Sensational]

dear blonde, mellifluous one,

where do rainbow's come from??

Well, you take one shot of hot damn, one shot of creme de menthe, one shot of grape pucker, one shot of blue curacao, one shot of limoncello, and one shot of something orange . . .

Then, you wait a few minutes and lean out the window of a moving car.

And, voila! Rainbow!

[Aggie]

Well, you take one shot of hot damn, one shot of creme de menthe, one shot of grape pucker, one shot of blue curacao, one shot of limoncello, and one shot of something orange . . .

Then, you wait a few minutes and lean out the window of a moving car.

And, voila! Rainbow!

*heh*...you said "pucker"...:evilsmile

[sunshinegirl]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/29/dominatrixc_narrowweb__300x464,0.jpg



dear blonde:

how might i acquire such a whip?

and how do i learn to use it? i checked the classes available at my college, but they didn't offer one!

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

how might i acquire such a whip?

and how do i learn to use it? i checked the classes available at my college, but they didn't offer one!

The Blonde says ...

You haveta go to WhiteRose. She has the golden Whip of Loving Authority now.

Okay, BeetleBum has one too, but she only deals with girls now.

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

You haveta go to WhiteRose. She has the golden Whip of Loving Authority now.

Okay, BeetleBum has one too, but she only deals with girls now.

whip of loving authority??

who the frick wants LOVING authority?!! i just wanna beat people with it.

....man, i'm bein' fiesty tonight. hehehe

[Sabrinaset]

whip of loving authority??

who the frick wants LOVING authority?!! i just wanna beat people with it.

....man, i'm bein' fiesty tonight. hehehe


Just because it's NAMED that doesn't mean it can't be used in other ways! I oughta know, I had it for the last year!

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

I love Underwood's Deviled Ham. Should I be concerned with being corrupted to the forces of... SATAN?

:eek:

DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I love Underwood's Deviled Ham. Should I be concerned with being corrupted to the forces of... SATAN?

:eek:

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

You should be MORE concerned with all the bugs and worms and stuff that you're eating when you eat a pig that's been lying under some wood! How long has that pig been there?

[WhiteRose]

The Blonde says ...

You haveta go to WhiteRose. She has the golden Whip of Loving Authority now.

Okay, BeetleBum has one too, but she only deals with girls now.

It is named that way because we love authority.

Now spread 'em.

[Aggie]

It is named that way because we love authority.

Now spread 'em.

*takes a seat, sips wine*...as you were madam...:evilsmile

[Sabrinaset]

It looks like the power that comes with the whip has really gone to WhiteRoses head! The Blonde says she was fortunate because there's nothing in her OWN head TO affect!



Luckily, I still have my glock! :)

[WhiteRose]

It looks like the power that comes with the whip has really gone to WhiteRoses head! The Blonde says she was fortunate because there's nothing in her OWN head TO affect!



Luckily, I still have my glock! :)

That...is incredibly terrifying.

And really kinda hot.

[Sabrinaset]

That...is incredibly terrifying.

And really kinda hot.

The Blonde says ...

"Kris...? Can you do an Australian accent tonight?"

[Cam63]

" Tie me girlfrienderoo down, Sport " ?

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde:



Also blonde stop insisting I am pink! Just because you and I made that video after too much tequila does not make me pink!

With that being said are you going to send me anymore pictures of you and Kris....

And one more thing did you enjoy riding to school every single day on the little yellow bus with the kids who wore helmets? It's not that you were "special" it's just that the teachers thought you were due to your inability to perform simple tasks like spell the word orange. Did you find it fun?http://www.thefinkfile.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/CartmanRetarded-Resized.jpg

[beetlebum]

Also blonde, if you don't like boys, than um, how is it you made it through medical school on your knees?:confused: And what about all the sex in cars? Must be some gag reflex.

[Sabrinaset]

And one more thing did you enjoy riding to school every single day on the little yellow bus with the kids who wore helmets? It's not that you were "special" it's just that the teachers thought you were due to your inability to perform simple tasks like spell the word orange. Did you find it fun?[/IMG]


The Blonde says ...

I'll have you know those short busses had the best air-conditioning in the district!

[Sabrinaset]

Also blonde, if you don't like boys, than um, how is it you made it through medical school on your knees?:confused: And what about all the sex in cars? Must be some gag reflex.

The Blonde says ...

I was younger and naive then! Those guys kept saying they were giving free breast exams! I think they're now bugging Sunshinegirl!

[beetlebum]

snatch(ed)!!!!!!!!!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

I was younger and naive then! Those guys kept saying they were giving free breast exams! I think they're now bugging Sunshinegirl!

yea, i don't know why scott gets so upset about it... i mean, prevention is key, right! he should be thankful there are men out there willing to make sure i'm healthy. i know i am grateful that they care so much about my well-being that they do the breast exams free of charge! i just never understood why they always high-five each other afterwards... and sometimes they want to take pictures. strange.

[beetlebum]

Dear Sunshinegirl:

Because this question cannot wait until tomorrow, and because I really need the money how does one go about starting a pole dancing career (question is funnier if you imagine me as an old British man saying this)

Or better yet, how do I get my breasts to be as big as yours?
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/fragend/confused-smiley-017.gif

[beetlebum]

Ah forget it. pffffffffffffft.

[sunshinegirl]

Dear Sunshinegirl:

Because this question cannot wait until tomorrow, and because I really need the money how does one go about starting a pole dancing career (question is funnier if you imagine me as an old British man saying this)

Or better yet, how do I get my breasts to be as big as yours?
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/fragend/confused-smiley-017.gif

well, first you need a pole. or an establishment that provides the pole, sometimes more than one pole. you have to practice picking up things with your butt cheeks. oh, and you have to make sure you don't make that annoying squeaky sound on the pole- they don't like that. and you need to get a pair of stripper shoes. i have a pair if you want to borrow them. once you master those things, you're ready. if you start now, you can be grinding up against a pole by happy hour.

the second question... well, perhaps if you start flexing your pectoral muscles? or just go get sliced and diced and have fakies. personally, i don't like fakies- it's rude to us girls that grew ours fair and square!

[Hybrid2]

personally, i don't like fakies- it's rude to us girls that grew ours fair and square!


Did you ever say that to anyone?

I'd love to see her face.
LOL

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde:

I can't believe you leaked this video of us online!!!! You promised me We were going to sell it!

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=2&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metacafe.com%2Fwatch%2F411212 %2Fkissing_licking_lesbians%2F&ei=sqngRsmuFouUgQOyk7iOCA&usg=AFQjCNE4yUQGvSwRcbpka4mLi28anlJkjg&sig2=toDapEXTx2ssEkll7ja5JA

That is the last timeI trust a blonde's business skills tuffft

I need this light relief after a good cry.:o

[shrike]

Dear Blonde:



Also blonde stop insisting I am pink! Just because you and I made that video after too much tequila does not make me pink!

With that being said are you going to send me anymore pictures of you and Kris....

And one more thing did you enjoy riding to school every single day on the little yellow bus with the kids who wore helmets? It's not that you were "special" it's just that the teachers thought you were due to your inability to perform simple tasks like spell the word orange. Did you find it fun?http://www.thefinkfile.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/CartmanRetarded-Resized.jpg

Not to derail the thread, but beetlebum why were you critical of someone in another thread for asking which gender jail a hermaphrodite would be in but you think THIS is an ok post...?

Just asking because I work with individuals with mental retardation and developmental disabilities.

[Sally Sensational]

personally, i don't like fakies- it's rude to us girls that grew ours fair and square!

QuoteDDD for truth!

[Sabrinaset]

People always somehow seem to know that I'm stuffing my bra! I keep putting kleenex in there, but no matter what, they always know!

Next time, I'm gunna take the kleenex outta the box.

[beetlebum]

oooooooooooooooooooooo

[shrike]

Jesus Christ what is this everyone be oversensitive day. For the record I was not the first one to make jokes about the mentally disabled. There were several other posters who made such remarks. And if you read the joke I was not making fun of the disabled, the humour was in Sabrina being mistaken for one. And I did not chastise another poster. All I said was be careful because Pink Bat Max and Gilda had already expressed their sensitivity and reservations. Two wrongs don't make a right. But if your going to call me our call out the others as well.

Actually you asked the poster to 'be careful' about what they post... so I ask you to do the same.

Thanks.

[Sabrinaset]

Why is it every time I go to my Blonde Support Group and we all sit in a circle, somebody walks by and calls us a dope ring? :confused:

[WhiteRose]

Why is it every time I go to my Blonde Support Group and we all sit in a circle, somebody walks by and calls us a dope ring? :confused:


Because you've gotta stop smoking the crack, Bree. At LEAST in public.

[Sabrinaset]

Because you've gotta stop smoking the crack, Bree. At LEAST in public.

The Blonde says ... I don't smoke crack!

I eat it.

[sunshinegirl]

just say no to drugs.

besides, then you have be wear cuffs and an ugly orange outfit. and you KNOW the corrections officer would totally not be nice- especially when they do the stop-and-frisk searches!

[Ninja Kris]

The Blonde says ... I don't smoke crack!

I eat it.

Date a geek. Get your sex life discussed in public.

Dear Blonde. Why are you such a dork?

[Cam63]

Why is it every time I go to my Blonde Support Group and we all sit in a circle, somebody walks by and calls us a dope ring? :confused:

Watch out for DEA agents.

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ... I don't smoke crack!

I eat it.

Technically, a crack is a hole. You can't eat holes.

Regards,
Poindexter Cam.

[beetlebum]

Actually you asked the poster to 'be careful' about what they post... so I ask you to do the same.

Thanks.
That's what I said. If reservations are expressed than I will exercise due diligence and jurispruedence.

[beetlebum]

secret(s)!!!!!!

That's the problem with secrets like misery they love company.:p

http://khurla.pair.com/%7Emcdude/mk3.porch.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/cage%20girls.thumbnail.jpg
Look everyone! It's Sabrinaset, Kris, Hello Kitty, Pink Bat Max, Sally Sensational Sunsinegirl and I!!!!!

What fun we had that night. The things we do to put ourselves through school

or please Gail....

[Ninja Kris]

That's what I said. If reservations are expressed than I will exercise due diligence and jurispruednce.

These words are too big for a blonde thread.

[sunshinegirl]

These words are too big for a blonde thread.

it's words like those.... that are the reason it takes me like half an hour to read one paragraph in my textbook this term.

YUK!!!!

[beetlebum]

That was my whole reason for using them. I wanted to confoozle the blondes here before I move in for the kill.








Not to mention I will try to take advantage, of the,erm, situation.:evilsmile

[beetlebum]

Blooooooooooooonde

You still have not answered my question!

suffering ......from...Sabrinaset....withdrawal.....

You promised me We were going to sell it!

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=2&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metacafe.com%2Fwatch%2F411212 %2Fkissing_licking_lesbians%2F&ei=sqngRsmuFouUgQOyk7iOCA&usg=AFQjCNE4yUQGvSwRcbpka4mLi28anlJkjg&sig2=toDapEXTx2ssEkll7ja5JA

so how and why did that video end up online anyways?:confused: :mad:

I'm sad please help me.........

[Sabrinaset]

You promised me We were going to sell it!

The Blonde says ...

We did sell it! ... to YouTube, Google, HotAsiansandBlondes.com, and a buncha other places! I mean, that IS your name on the release form! So what if you weren't there when it was signed!

[Gilda Dent]

Question for the blonde: How can we reconcile the contradictions between quantum mechanics and the general theory of relativity?

I asked a black-haired doctor person, and she explained it in detail, but I didn't understand the answer. Can you please simplify things for me?

[Sabrinaset]

Question for the blonde: How can we reconcile the contradictions between quantum mechanics and the general theory of relativity?

I asked a black-haired doctor person, and she explained it in detail, but I didn't understand the answer. Can you please simplify things for me?

The Blonde says ...

I guess you can reconcile it with this formula:

Vectors divided by Black-hole Electrons equal Renormalization times the Abraham-Lorentz force to the factor of the Theory Of Relativity, or:

V / B = R a (T o R)

I remember having a conversation with some woman who ran a drug lab about this. I don't remember too much about her, because just as she was about to explain the origin of the universe, a buncha pigeons came down and completely surrounded her.

But if you're curious how a Blonde could remember all that ... I saw it on Gilligans Island.

[Gilda Dent]

The Blonde says ...

I guess you can reconcile it with this formula:

Vectors divided by Black-hole Electrons equal Renormalization times the Abraham-Lorentz force to the factor of the Theory Of Relativity, or:

V / B = R a (T o R)

I remember having a conversation with some woman who ran a drug lab about this. I don't remember too much about her, because just as she was about to explain the origin of the universe, a buncha pigeons came down and completely surrounded her.

But if you're curious how a Blonde could remember all that ... I saw it on Gilligans Island.

Speaking of Gilligan's Island . . . am I the only one who thinks a real, full length musical version of Hamlet set to the music from Carmen would be an awesome idea?

I can sing the Gilligan's Island version of Polonius's advice to Laertes.

[beetlebum]

Dear Sunshinegirl:

BTW thnx 4 evrything!http://www.giveupalready.com/images/smilies/bty.gif My pole dancing career is in full effect! Now I have lotsa money to pay off my loans and buy other things? What do you suggest I buy first>

Oh and, erm, regarding the whole picking things up with.....you.....know......your cheeks, I um *ahem* got something well stuck. How do you suggest I remove it?:o http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/moon.gif

From Miss Sarajevo (my stage name)

One more thing before I go: lotsa boys want their wallets in my front pocket and have offered me breast exams in the back of their cars.:confused: Should I take it?

Grazi.

[Cam63]

Speaking of Gilligan's Island . . . am I the only one who thinks a real, full length musical version of Hamlet set to the music from Carmen would be an awesome idea?

I can sing the Gilligan's Island version of Polonius's advice to Laertes.

You have recieved all the edumacation you'll ever need.

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

We did sell it! ... to YouTube, Google, HotAsiansandBlondes.com, and a buncha other places! I mean, that IS your name on the release form! So what if you weren't there when it was signed!


SEE!!!! This is what happens when you let hot lesbians get you drunk and take advantage of you!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I better get royalties or else Sunshinegirl and I will serve you with a subpoena. We'll have to come over to you're house with our tools of restraint again!!!http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/TS/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/C0031/C0031290/C0031290.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/buffy/indetail/images/reptileboy.jpg

But anyways now blonde*owwie...... owwie* *Does impression of little boy in SouthparK* Did not you and Kris hit me hard enough??! Boy does your gf have issues to work out! So now that you're done leaving bruises all over my body...


CAN I PLEASE HAVE THEM BACK NOW???!!!!http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-1005.gif

[sunshinegirl]

Dear Sunshinegirl:

BTW thnx 4 evrything!http://www.giveupalready.com/images/smilies/bty.gif My pole dancing career is in full effect! Now I have lotsa money to pay off my loans and buy other things? What do you suggest I buy first>

Oh and, erm, regarding the whole picking things up with.....you.....know......your cheeks, I um *ahem* got something well stuck. How do you suggest I remove it?:o http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/moon.gif

From Miss Sarajevo (my stage name)

One more thing before I go: lotsa boys want their wallets in my front pocket and have offered me breast exams in the back of their cars.:confused: Should I take it?

Grazi.


i'm glad my advice helped your pole dancing career! what should you buy first? hmm.. how 'bout sending me a portion of your profits since i DID teach you!?! business is business, y'know.

...and you're on your own with removing objects from your butt cheeks- perhaps it will fall out with a spanking from sabrinaset?

...and you should always accept free exams! health should always be a top priority!

[Sabrinaset]

SEE!!!! This is what happens when you let hot lesbians get you drunk and take advantage of you!!!!

The Blonde says ...

As *I* recall, YOU were trying to get ME drunk! Don't blame me because MY alcohol tolerance is higher than yours! Kris will back me up! Right, Kris?

Keep me out of this. Both of you are dorks.

Sigh!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I better get royalties or else Sunshinegirl and I will serve you with a subpoena.

I don't have any videos of her! Just YOU, my sweet! I mean, sure, I did see Sunshinegirl when she was working as a waitress ... it's whan we first met ... and she had "Melissa" on her name tag, and I asked her "Oh, wow ... what did you name the other one?"

CAN I PLEASE HAVE THEM BACK NOW???!!!!

Oh, all right! Can't have my other girlfriend whining, can I!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

As *I* recall, YOU were trying to get ME drunk! Don't blame me because MY alcohol tolerance is higher than yours! Kris will back me up! Right, Kris?

Keep me out of this. Both of you are dorks.

Sigh!



I don't have any videos of her! Just YOU, my sweet! I mean, sure, I did see Sunshinegirl when she was working as a waitress ... it's whan we first met ... and she had "Melissa" on her name tag, and I asked her "Oh, wow ... what did you name the other one?"






Oh, all right! Can't have my other girlfriend whining, can I!


i'm named them both the same thing!! duh. that way i wouldn't forget. :D

[bert]

one of my favorite videos. . have you seen it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k

[sunshinegirl]

one of my favorite videos. . have you seen it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k

good thing i'm a blonde again.

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hairs,

I admit i've enjoyed poking fun at your blondness, but now i wish to make amends. Would you like some of my sandwich?

[WhiteRose]

The Blonde says ...

I guess you can reconcile it with this formula:

Vectors divided by Black-hole Electrons equal Renormalization times the Abraham-Lorentz force to the factor of the Theory Of Relativity, or:

V / B = R a (T o R)

I remember having a conversation with some woman who ran a drug lab about this. I don't remember too much about her, because just as she was about to explain the origin of the universe, a buncha pigeons came down and completely surrounded her.

But if you're curious how a Blonde could remember all that ... I saw it on Gilligans Island.

....

Marry me.





:p

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hairs,

I admit i've enjoyed poking fun at your blondness, but now i wish to make amends. Would you like some of my sandwich?

The Blonde says ...

EEEK! There are witches in the sand?!?

(runs away)

[Sabrinaset]

....

Marry me.

The Blonde says ...

Sure! Although I thought Kris was marrying you, and I was gunna get BeetleBum ... well, let's just make it one of those group marriage thingees! :) I keep hearing that wife-swapping is in our future ... :confused:

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Can you see the future?


DM Jim

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Sure! Although I thought Kris was marrying you, and I was gunna get BeetleBum ... well, let's just make it one of those group marriage thingees! :) I keep hearing that wife-swapping is in our future ... :confused:

HEY, don't i get some sort of runner-up prize!!!??

[Sabrinaset]

HEY, don't i get some sort of runner-up prize!!!??

The Blonde says ...

Okay ... Kris and WhiteRose will marry your left boob, and Beetle and I will marry the right! :p

[WhiteRose]

The Blonde says ...

Okay ... Kris and WhiteRose will marry your left boob, and Beetle and I will marry the right! :p

I always knew I'd end up marrying a boob.

[a. non]

The Blonde says ...

Okay ... Kris and WhiteRose will marry your left boob, and Beetle and I will marry the right! :p

I always knew I'd end up marrying a boob

laughlaughlaugh*coughcoughchoke*laugh

Dear Fair-Hairs,

I brought some gifts: Kerwood Derbys* for all Fair-Hairs! Tell me if they don't fit right, i'll get them fixed.





*super-genius-endowing hats from Rocky & Bullwinkle

[MartinRedmond]

Dear Blonde,

When tipping delivery personel, should one tip them individually or as a group?

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Okay ... Kris and WhiteRose will marry your left boob, and Beetle and I will marry the right! :p

how is that a prize for ME? hehe

besides, they've been claimed by hubby- he won't share! ;)

[Sabrinaset]

Okay SunshineGirl ... we'll give you the booby prize!

[sunshinegirl]

Okay SunshineGirl ... we'll give you the booby prize!

more???

geesh... my back can't handle any more!!

unless you meant one of those little "bobble-head" sorta thingies where the boobs bobble instead of the head... those are funny.

[Sally Sensational]

more???

geesh... my back can't handle any more!!

unless you meant one of those little "bobble-head" sorta thingies where the boobs bobble instead of the head... those are funny.

Again, I feel you, SG! Mine haven't been prizes - at least to me - since about the 10th grade.

But I gotta see the bobble-thingies. Where does one acquire said tacky treasures?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

When tipping delivery personel, should one tip them individually or as a group?

The Blonde says ...

Why would you tip them over at all? Wouldn't they get hurt when they fall down? :confused:

[sunshinegirl]

Again, I feel you, SG! Mine haven't been prizes - at least to me - since about the 10th grade.

But I gotta see the bobble-thingies. Where does one acquire said tacky treasures?

you can't feel me! personal space, lady! ;)

um... i think i saw them at that mall store "spencers" or places like that.

[Sabrinaset]

you can't feel me! personal space, lady! ;)


Isn't that all you, me, Kris, and BeetleBum have been doing together? :)

[sunshinegirl]

Isn't that all you, me, Kris, and BeetleBum have been doing together? :)

i'm stumped...


wait for it....



oh... if it's me, you, kris, beetlebum...that's 4, right... with SS, it'd be 5. that means we need another person for an even number. i can't stand asymetrical things or odd numbers. eeek! that'd drive me bonkers.

[Sabrinaset]

Sally is gunna bring sk716 with her!

[sunshinegirl]

Sally is gunna bring sk716 with her!

OK then. i was starting to sweat thinking about the uneven number!! i should probably be medicated. hehehe

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

I've been eating Lucky Charms every day and I haven't seen my luck increase or nuth'in. What gives?

For Sunshine blonde:

Are you still going to the con as Typhoid Mary?

For anyone:

Where has my riding crop and gas mask gone? :mad:

DM Jim

[sunshinegirl]

Dear Blonde,

I've been eating Lucky Charms every day and I haven't seen my luck increase or nuth'in. What gives?

For Sunshine blonde:

Are you still going to the con as Typhoid Mary?

For anyone:

Where has my riding crop and gas mask gone? :mad:

DM Jim


yes yes yes...well, maybe. hehehe. that kinky stuff is expensive and i am paying for two colleges right now...SOO, i'm trying to put it together one thing at a time.

....and i haven't see that black riding crop with the cool little design ...oh... um... nevermind- but you may want to look in my desk drawer.

i dont' do gas masks- it'd mess up my lip gloss!! duh!! so, ask the other girls on that one.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I've been eating Lucky Charms every day and I haven't seen my luck increase or nuth'in. What gives?

The Blonde says ...

You silly boy! You gotta CATCH the leprechaun first!


For anyone:

Where has my riding crop and gas mask gone? :mad:

DM Jim

WhiteRose has the riding crop. I think the Sandman has the gas mask!

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde

How are we supposed to marry each other when it's illegal ?

(NOT TO MENTION I AM STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!)

[Hybrid2]

I think this fit in here nicely.
My BOOBS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zB7fJb_PPQ)


Dont worry.
Not actualy mine.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Can you explain this?

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/sabrinahey.jpg

DM Jim

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Or this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/Comix1/Superboy_Lex.jpg

DM Jim

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

or god forbid THIS one:

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/double_2007-04-25.jpg

DM Jim

[sunshinegirl]

Dear Blonde,

Can you explain this?

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/sabrinahey.jpg

DM Jim

ladies!!! how many times do i hafta tell you!! don't get shot in the eye- or the ear. dang newbies.

[sunshinegirl]

Dear Blonde,

or god forbid THIS one:

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/double_2007-04-25.jpg

DM Jim

lois was gettin' kink-ay.

hehehe

[sunshinegirl]

I think this fit in here nicely.
My BOOBS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zB7fJb_PPQ)


Dont worry.
Not actualy mine.

that's hilarious.

that must be what sabrinaset meant when she asked if that's how i was washing my car.

yea, boobs are ok. funny thing is... i never knew how expensive drinks were until i got married. i was like...'why was dinner so flippin' expensive? scott said- 'you have never paid for a drink have you?" duh, honey- not when they make push-up bras and v-neck shirts.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde

How are we supposed to marry each other when it's illegal ?

(NOT TO MENTION I AM STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!)

The Blonde says ...

Beetle! How could you forget our night of passion! It started with ...

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/image.php?u=20939&dateline=1189340733

...and ended with .... well, a bunch of videos!

But okay ... there IS a spell that will turn you gay ... just place it in your sig and you will become pink. All you haveta do is NEVER say it, and you'll be straight. The spell is ...

O lijepa o draga o slatka slobodo

Okay, there ya go.

Oh. Opps. Too late for you ... darling.

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

the pink in my hair is fading. now it just looks blonde... should i keep it blonde or go back to the color it was before? i asked my husband, but he's biased and likes it blonde. (figures)

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

the pink in my hair is fading. now it just looks blonde... should i keep it blonde or go back to the color it was before? i asked my husband, but he's biased and likes it blonde. (figures)

The Blonde says ...

Of COURSE you should stay blonde! It drives all the brunettes and redheads nuts when all the guys drool over you and not them! :p

[Sally Sensational]

yea, boobs are ok. funny thing is... i never knew how expensive drinks were until i got married. i was like...'why was dinner so flippin' expensive? scott said- 'you have never paid for a drink have you?" duh, honey- not when they make push-up bras and v-neck shirts.

Sounds like it was a good thing we were in different geographic areas, SG. The collective drink-buying male population probably would have gone broke on us both.

And, yeah, who knew drinks were so expensive?

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Of COURSE you should stay blonde! It drives all the brunettes and redheads nuts when all the guys drool over you and not them! :p

doh! and i was just getting used to the brownage. we'll see, though.

[sunshinegirl]

Sounds like it was a good thing we were in different geographic areas, SG. The collective drink-buying male population probably would have gone broke on us both.

And, yeah, who knew drinks were so expensive?

if you're ever in FL, we'll go out and see how many free drinks we can get. but i'm not allowed on the pool tables anymore. got in trouble one time for dancing on 'em. :D

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair Bree,

Why does your name sound like a cheese? May i have a piece of brie for my sandwich?

[Cam63]

She's a cheddar girl at heart.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair Bree,

Why does your name sound like a cheese? May i have a piece of brie for my sandwich?

The Blonde says ...

Well, about the only thing Blondes are good for is a good spread, so sure!

[beetlebum]

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/sabrinahey.jpgladies!!! how many times do i hafta tell you!! don't get shot in the eye- or the ear. dang newbies.


Sorry!:o
....

[beetlebum]

Dear Fair-Hair Bree,

Why does your name sound like a cheese? May i have a piece of brie for my sandwich?

I think a non just wants a sandwich.


With her right in the middle.http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin0036.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/teufel/devil-smiley-023.gif

[beetlebum]

[QUOTE=Sabrinaset;5451134]The Blonde says ...

Beetle! How could you forget our night of passion! It started with ...
...and ended with .... well, a bunch of videos!


Which I still have not received royalties for!:mad:


But okay ... there IS a spell that will turn you gay ... just place it in your sig and you will become pink. All you haveta do is NEVER say it, and you'll be straight. The spell is ...



Saying you beautiful,you dear,you sweet freedom will make me gay?:confused:


Okay, there ya go.
Oh. Opps. Too late for you ... darling.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.adultitis.org/media/woman_screaming.gif

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

am i bad if i skip my workout this morning to swim at my parent's house while they're outta town? if not, how do i get over that annoying guilty sloth-like feeling i get when i don't work out?

[beetlebum]

What's wrong with me is that because of you blinding me in both eyes I can't see shit!

Dear Blonde:
Why does Lester keep typing in relly big red letters? Is it because people are poking him? Also, what exactly are Red Berens and Cam63 poking him with?

Slash-i-lly yours,

Miss Sarajevo

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde:

Why does the state look down on sodomy? Does that mean I won't get to play with my banana anymore?
http://www.websitegoodies.com/smilies/gfx/sad0003.gif
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/835/banana20plush9mo.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

am i bad if i skip my workout this morning to swim at my parent's house while they're outta town? if not, how do i get over that annoying guilty sloth-like feeling i get when i don't work out?

The Blonde says ...

You get enough of a workout just getting up in the morning! Relieve your guilt by grabbing a paddle and spanking Beetlebum!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:
Why does Lester keep typing in relly big red letters? Is it because people are poking him? Also, what exactly are Red Berens and Cam63 poking him with?


The Blonde says ...

Lester is a Commie!

Red is prolly using a katana, and Cam prolly with a drop bear.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

Why does the state look down on sodomy? Does that mean I won't get to play with my banana anymore?

The Blonde asks ..

Is that banana battery-powered?

[Lester C.]

CALLING ALL NINJAS! CALLING ALL NINJAS! LET'S DERAIL THE !@#$ OUT OF THIS THREAD!

[Sabrinaset]

Yes ... (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5457165&postcount=1)

So I read that you became a mod. Have I mentioned lately how much I love ferrets? FYI pirates rule, ninjas suck and lebians rock!

... do call the Ninjas! If any still listen to you! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

You get enough of a workout just getting up in the morning! Relieve your guilt by grabbing a paddle and spanking Beetlebum!

i sleep on my stomach so i just have to roll onto the floor. hehehe

a paddle? well, i want one of those ones that has a bunch of holes in it so it really stings. yeouch those suckers hurt!

[PatrickG]

Yes ... (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5457165&postcount=1)



... do call the Ninjas! If any still listen to you! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/404/tilatequilastuff024zy.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

HAH! Tila Tequila is actually in the Lebian Faction! She's bi (http://mashable.com/2007/09/09/tila-tequila-mtv/), and is gunna be in one of those dating shows on MTV where a bunch of lesbians and straight guys are gunna fight over who gets to date her!

She's on MY side!

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

I think your blondness is rubbing off on me. I opened a bag of M&Ms and made a discovery: there weren't just M's. The bag was full of E's, W's and even 3's. What should I do?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

I think your blondness is rubbing off on me. I opened a bag of M&Ms and made a discovery: there weren't just M's. The bag was full of E's, W's and even 3's. What should I do?


Start alphabetizing them! The 3's start with the letter "th" ...!

I think I ate all the green ones though ...

[WhiteRose]

Start alphabetizing them! The 3's start with the letter "th" ...!

I think I ate all the green ones though ...


But! But! I wanted a green one... *looks all forlorn*

Dear Blonde,

Where may I procure green M&Ms?

[Sabrinaset]

But! But! I wanted a green one... *looks all forlorn*

Dear Blonde,

Where may I procure green M&Ms?


The Blonde says ...

Oh, all right! Here, I saved some for later, but you can have some! (Gives AmandEO a bunch of green M&M's!)

[WhiteRose]

The Blonde says ...

Oh, all right! Here, I saved some for later, but you can have some! (Gives AmandEO a bunch of green M&M's!)

GLEE!

*snorfle*

[Lester C.]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/404/tilatequilastuff024zy.jpg

Who is the babe? Oh my god is she gorgeous. Anyway Patrick thank you for heeding the call to derail this thread. You're a sir are a scholar and a gentleman.

[Aggie]

dear blondie bear,

can i get this under my tree for x-mas:

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/404/tilatequilastuff024zy.jpg

[Lester C.]

dear blondie bear,

can i get this under my tree for x-mas:

We'll split it. I get the babe, and you get the katana shoved up your (censored)

[Sabrinaset]

dear blondie bear,

can i get this under my tree for x-mas:

The Blonde says ...

Sure! EVERYBODY gets a Tila Tequila for Christmas!

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

should i hold off on finding Tila Tequilla attractive? Maybe if i saw her in person and not a Photoshopped image...

[Lester C.]

Yes ... (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5457165&postcount=1)



... do call the Ninjas! If any still listen to you! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Fuck that noise!

In all seriousness, I don't really think we need Mods. So I actually intend to do as little Moderating as possible. If you have a genuine complaint or problem, I'll look into it. If you want to tell on Lester for being Lester, don't bug me.

[Sabrinaset]

Fuck that noise!

The Blonde says ...

...Looks like Lester has made his Marvel Comics debut in Daredevil #100!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Lynxland.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

should i hold off on finding Tila Tequilla attractive? Maybe if i saw her in person and not a Photoshopped image...

The Blonde says ...

Just wait for her show to come out! I'm sure *I'LL* be looking at her ... uhm ... very closely!

[Aggie]

We'll split it. I get the babe, and you get the katana shoved up your (censored)

dude, you'd wouldn't know what to do w/ a chick like that even if you and an instruction manual...now why don't you go back to your juice box and let grown ups finish talkin'...

[beetlebum]

HAH! Tila Tequila is actually in the Lebian Faction! She's bi (http://mashable.com/2007/09/09/tila-tequila-mtv/), and is gunna be in one of those dating shows on MTV where a bunch of lesbians and straight guys are gunna fight over who gets to date her!

She's on MY side!
HA HA I always knew you had a thing for Asians, blonde!
http://www.zwatla.com/emo/2007/gros-emoticones-002/078.gif
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/404/tilatequilastuff024zy.jpg


http://realmansworld.com/board/images/smilies/2006-08-27_134400_rotfl.gif

[beetlebum]

i sleep on my stomach so i just have to roll onto the floor. hehehe

a paddle? well, i want one of those ones that has a bunch of holes in it so it really stings. yeouch those suckers hurt!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/58.gif

I will not allow spanking of myself, without a nominal fee beforehand!

20$ a session, esp. if it's going to hurt that much!

http://www.amateurspankings.com/PaddledSchool4-10.jpg












I'll let you do it for free if you're McSteamy hot




Or a blonde surgeon...http://www.zwatla.com/emo/2007/gros-emoticones-002/040.gif

[beetlebum]

snatch(ed)!!!!!!!!!!!!http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:dzLTFQdjK1qLHM:http://www.muncie.k12.in.us/garfweb/Pictures/duct%2520tape%25203.JPG

[sunshinegirl]

that tape is gonna hurt comin' off!

[beetlebum]

Maybe the new mods can turn Beetle Bum straight.
The Princess told you that spell would turn you pink.

There is no counter spell.

Dear Blonde

WHAT IS THIS?! Now your gf wants me to be gay? Do you guys reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllly need a new partner that much?!http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0007.gif


Dear God the lebians are having an effect on me THEY ARE TURNING ME PINK!!!!!!!![/SIZE][/FONT]


MAKE IT STOP !
http://cache.scbih.com/content/hg1/galleries/2006013/content/03.jpg

[Ninja Kris]

THEY ARE TURNING ME PINK!!!!!!!!

You already were.

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

...Looks like Lester has made his Marvel Comics debut in Daredevil #100!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Lynxland.jpg

LOL:)

ten characters.

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde...

can someone get me anohter flippin' drink?

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde...

can someone get me anohter flippin' drink?

The Blonde says ...

Just unbutton your blouse a little bit further and you'll be swimming in them!

[Lester C.]

The only thing a ferret is good for.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/FriedFoo2.jpg

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Just unbutton your blouse a little bit further and you'll be swimming in them!

huh? what blouse?

hehehehe

[Lester C.]

Dear Blond

Should I try to kill this thread since my faction is refusing to come to this thread and derail the !@#$ out of it?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blond

Should I try to kill this thread since my faction is refusing to come to this thread and derail the !@#$ out of it?

The Blonde says ...

You're already busy enough ... with other concerns! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5471965&postcount=188)

I gave it away for free a couple of times for family members begging for it.

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair Bree,

would you lose any respect for beetlebum if she came out as bi instead of a full lesbian? i know i wouldn't.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair Bree,

would you lose any respect for beetlebum if she came out as bi instead of a full lesbian? i know i wouldn't.

The Blonde says ...

I guess it would be a start, so no, I'd still be proud of her! Kris is sure she's completely a lesbian though!

[DungeonmasterJim]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1139/1384935620_8182d325e8.jpg

Dear Blonde,

What the HELL is going ON?!

:confused:

DM Jim


Would the above boots look good on my super-heroine?

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

You're already busy enough ... with other concerns! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5471965&postcount=188)

I had a feeling Lester's family sucked.

[Sabrinaset]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1139/1384935620_8182d325e8.jpg

Dear Blonde,

What the HELL is going ON?!

:confused:

DM Jim


Would the above boots look good on my super-heroine?

The Blonde says ...

Only if your super-heroine is located on Hollywood and Vine ... or is Star Jones! (yuck!)

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

Only if your super-heroine is located on Hollywood and Vine ... or is Star Jones! (yuck!)

oh come on blonde you know you like it!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/starjonesbday061705.jpg

Now how would you know anything about the women on Hollywood and Vine?:confused: Is that how you put yourself through med school.....

[beetlebum]

*sigh* Okay blonde I admit it I like boys and girls

Boy you have been one aggressive campaigner....Do you really want to up the numbers of the lebian faction? I am starting to believe you guys are a real army, seriously!

Now to clarify what I like:

http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/actors/bradpitt/images/pic02.jpg
[
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/k/katherine_heigl/thumbnails/tn2_katherine_heigl_2.jpg

HAPPY!http://forums.snapstream.com/public_html/ubb/rolleyes.gif
http://www.smileyhut.com/laughing/roll2.gif

[Sabrinaset]

Now how would you know anything about the women on Hollywood and Vine?:confused: Is that how you put yourself through med school.....

WHO SQUEALED ... I mean, those young ladies are SO misunderstood! Especially this one lady I met there ... some Asian woman who quit the scene ... last I heard she was getting a real job in a parking lot ... too bad, she had a real crush on me. That woman was TOTALLY pink. And way hot.

[beetlebum]

Graz-I mean if I see her, I'll let her know. http://planetsmilies.net/grinning-smiley-9520.gif
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/lachen/laughing-smiley-012.gif
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/lachen/laughing-smiley-008.gif

[Aggie]

dear blondie bear,

when are you and the beetlebrat gonna do this thing already??...:evilsmile

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

You're already busy enough ... with other concerns! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=5471965&postcount=188)

That's it!:mad: It's time for this thread to GO!
Here is the opening volley.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/homer_kiss_my_ass-t.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/jarjar_m.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/ehshell2006-07-0718-33-42-26.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

dear blondie bear,

when are you and the beetlebrat gonna do this thing already??...:evilsmile

The Blonde says ...

We still haven't gotten BeetleBum completely outta denial yet!

[Lester C.]

THIS

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/Photos.jpg

THREAD![/

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/untitled-3.jpg

MUST!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/121ca57c0.jpg

DIE!!!!!!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/untitled-4.jpg

[Aggie]

THIS

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/Photos.jpg

THREAD![/

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/untitled-3.jpg

MUST!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/121ca57c0.jpg

DIE!!!!!!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/untitled-4.jpg

adrian paul...he's bringing gay back...

[Lester C.]

adrian paul...he's bringing gay back...

Stop

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/background_ap-09_jpg.jpg
Posting


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/thesource3.jpg

Or I will continue to

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/AP727.jpg

raid my photobucket album

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/playgirlduncan.jpg

[Aggie]

i would think *instead* of raiding your "photobucket"...you'd at *least* try and make the effort to make a honest man outta tommy, what w/ him carrying your love child and all...:rolleyes:

[WhiteRose]

i would think *instead* of raiding your "photobucket"...you'd at *least* try and make the effort to make a honest man outta tommy, what w/ him carrying your love child and all...:rolleyes:

You go away for one night and suddenly Tommy's carrying Lester's love child.

The hell have you all been smoking, and may I get some too please?

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Lester can NEVER derail what belongs to the ADHD Queen!

Now stop it or I'll start selling my own urine online and cut into your profit margin, Lester!

[Cam63]

http://www.bondagepictures.com/home/week090507/tn_MissyMilano03376_RT8L_jpg.jpg

Dear Blonde,

Now what did you do to upset Kris ?



Umm... I take it's punishment this time ?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Now what did you do to upset Kris ?

The Blonde says ...

That's not me! Kris would tie me up using barbed wire!

This is simply a cry for help from BeetleBum! She wants to tie up a blonde ...! She's soooo close to admitting her true feelings!

[Cam63]

I did notice her practicing with a lariat...

[Sabrinaset]

I did notice her practicing with a lariat...

The Blonde says ...

BeetleBum is more into corsets and boots than lariats ... believe me, I know!

Just remember ... add this spell to your sig and you will become pink FOREVER!

O lijepa o draga o slatka slobodo
O lijepa o draga o slatka slobodo
O lijepa o draga o slatka slobodo

[beetlebum]

How the hell does saying in Croatian you beautiful, you dear, you sweet freedom make me gay?!!!


And alright blonde *sigh* you win I like boys AND girls happy? There now you're like John Hume and David Trimble able to reconcile and find peace (and NO these are not the names of guys you've been with in the past. That I know of).

Alright I've made my confession. Now it's time for my prize. Now bend over
blonde.........
http://images2.teenspot.com/boards/images/smilies/spanka.gif



Mwhaha...http://images2.teenspot.com/boards/images/smilies/devil2.gif

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

Lester can NEVER derail what belongs to the ADHD Queen!

Now stop it or I'll start selling my own urine online and cut into your profit margin, Lester!

FUCK!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/finger.jpg

THAT

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/hsg-fashionlogo.gif

NOISE!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/duncantrews.jpg

[beetlebum]

Lester stop trying to de-rail the thread!!!!!!!!! And just admit that you are fancy for crying out loud!!

You want Adrian Paul. Tommy has your love child. If I can admit my fancy inclinations, so can you. Here's what we think of you:

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/images/smilies/stickpoke.gif

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/images/smilies/kissass.gif

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/wedgie.gif

http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/amed003.gif

Now Stooooooooooooop!!!!!!!

j/k Les we love you. We really do.

[Sabrinaset]

How the hell does saying in Croation you beautiful, you dear, you sweet freedom make me gay?!!!


The Blonde says ...

It's an ancient Croatian spell ... the "You" you are speakling to is the Spirit of All Women ... and you are calling her beatutiful, and your Dear(est), as well as announcing the sweet freedom from patriachal society that being Pink gives you! I mean really! ALL the Lebians know about that spell!

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde also says ...

The more I think about it, the more I think Lester SHOULD keep posting pictures of Adrian Paul ... I mean, it's all about the Pink here. baybee!

[beetlebum]

Bloooooooooooooooooonde you still have not answered my question


Why does the State look down on sodomy?

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair Bree,

why are you so fixated on light-fixtures hitting Gilda in the head?

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

why won't my husband buy me a puppy? :(

[beetlebum]

Dear Fair-Hair Bree,

why are you so fixated on light-fixtures hitting Gilda in the head?

It is rather strange, esp. when you consider the state looks down on sodomy......http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0052.gif

[beetlebum]

dear blonde:

why won't my husband buy me a puppy? :(

Because the State looks down on sodomy.http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0001.gif

[Sabrinaset]

[IMG]Bloooooooooooooooooonde you still have not answered my question

Why does the State look down on sodomy?


The Blonde says ...

Because the government prefers to be the instrument that screws you over!

[beetlebum]

Where do babies come from?http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0004.gif

[a. non]

It is rather strange, esp. when you consider the state looks down on sodomy......http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0052.gif

http://tactics.1g.fi/TacticsFTP/pancake%20bunny.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair Bree,

why are you so fixated on light-fixtures hitting Gilda in the head?


The Blonde says ...

I'm worried about my friend! I mean, how many Asian Lesbians do we know of? I mean, besides Gilda, Emily and BeetleBum? They're like an endangered species! We MUST keep recessed lighting fixtures from hurting their head and mussing their hair!

[sunshinegirl]

http://tactics.1g.fi/TacticsFTP/pancake%20bunny.jpg

that's what i'm sayin'.

these chicks are bonkers!


;)

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

why won't my husband buy me a puppy? :(

The Blonde says ...

Your husband already thinks you have two very cute puppies already!

[a. non]

The Blonde says ...

I'm worried about my friend! I mean, how many Asian Lesbians do we know of? I mean, besides Gilda, Emily and BeetleBum? They're like an endangered species! We MUST keep recessed lighting fixtures from hurting their head and mussing their hair!

Well since you put it that way...it doesn't sound quite so creepy

[Sabrinaset]

Where do babies come from?http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/confused0004.gif

They either come from the Stork, Gepetto, or the Scarlet Witch! I think ...? :confused:

[Lester C.]

Lester stop trying to de-rail the thread!!!!!!!!! And just admit that you are fancy for crying out loud!!

You want Adrian Paul. Tommy has your love child. If I can admit my fancy inclinations, so can you. Here's what we think of you:

http://images2.teenspot.com/boards/images/smilies/poke.gif

http://images2.teenspot.com/boards/images/smilies/wedgie.gif

http://images2.teenspot.com/boards/images/smilies/kissass.gif

http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/amed003.gif

Now Stooooooooooooop!!!!!!!

j/k Les we love you. We really do.


All I see here are four red x's.: )

[Cam63]

I see three.

Lay off the coffee, Les.

[beetlebum]

All I see here are four red x's.: )

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/images/smilies/stickpoke.gif

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/wedgie.gif

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/nutkick.gif

http://feebleminds-gifs.com/baby-crying.gif


HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

[Alan Lynch]

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/images/smilies/stickpoke.gif

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/wedgie.gif

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/nutkick.gif

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Man, smilies are so mean these days. I remember when it was all :p's and dancing bananas.

[beetlebum]

http://boards.buffalobills.com/images/smilies/geezer.gif

http://boards.buffalobills.com/images/smilies/pod.gif

http://boards.buffalobills.com/images/smilies/beatdown.gif

http://boards.buffalobills.com/images/smilies/chair.gif

Geezer! Mawhaha!

[beetlebum]

Doublepost biooooooooooooootch: P

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

if i'm not in the pink lebian army, can i still be one of the cool kids?

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

if i'm not in the pink lebian army, can i still be one of the cool kids?

The Blonde says ...

You already ARE!

Although if you wanna be in the Lebian army, all you haveta say is ...

O lijepa o draga o slatka slobodo

..aaaand you're in!

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

I'm worried about my friend! I mean, how many Asian Lesbians do we know of? I mean, besides Gilda, Emily and BeetleBum? They're like an endangered species! We MUST keep recessed lighting fixtures from hurting their head and mussing their hair!

then i best snag me one before they become extinct...

[Sabrinaset]

then i best snag me one before they become extinct...

The Blonde says ...

There's a cute one available in the land of Passive-Aggresiva. Just look for the Asian with a crown shrieking in a trailer.

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

There's a cute one available in the land of Passive-Aggresiva. Just look for the Asian with a crown shrieking in a trailer.

so you're adding *pimpin'* to your list of talents...:evilsmile

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

It's an ancient Croatian spell ... the "You" you are speakling to is the Spirit of All Women ... and you are calling her beatutiful, and your Dear(est), as well as announcing the sweet freedom from patriachal society that being Pink gives you! I mean really! ALL the Lebians know about that spell!

Did I mention the actual translation is oh beautiful,oh dear, oh sweet freedom? Oh and if it's a lebian spell, does that mean all Croatian women are gay? Considering the fact that Dubravka is their most famous play. And the words were popularized by a man, Ivan Gundulić (maybe he was a wishin, a hopin and a prayin for threesomes)

http://thumbnails.freeones.com/jpg/d_babes/Dasha_001.jpg

But anyways to give a more logical answer to a.non's question:
Why Bree is fixated by the light fixture:

Visual perception begins as soon as the eye focuses light onto the retina, where it is absorbed by a layer of photoreceptor cells. These cells convert light into electrochemical signals, and are divided into two types, rods and cones, named for their shape. Rod cells are responsible for our night vision, and respond well to dim light. Rods are found mostly in the peripheral regions of the retina, so most people will find that they can see better at night if they focus their gaze just off to the side of whatever they are observing.


Signals from the photoreceptor cells pass through a network of interneurons in the second layer of the retina to ganglion cells in the third layer. The neurons in these two retinal layers exhibit complex receptive fields that enable them to detect contrast changes within an image; these changes might indicate edges or shadows. Ganglion cells gather this information along with other information about color, and send their output into the brain through the optic nerve.


The optic nerve primarily routes information via the thalamus to the cerebral cortex, where visual perception occurs, but the nerve also carries information required for the mechanics of vision to two sites in the brainstem. The first of these sites is a group of cells (a nucleus) called the pretectum, which controls pupillary size in response to light intensity. Information concerning moving targets and information governing scanning of the eyes travels to a second site in the brainstem, a nucleus called the superior colliculus. The superior colliculus is responsible for moving the eyes in short jumps, called saccades. Saccades allow the brain to perceive a smooth scan by stitching together a series of relatively still images. Saccadic eye movement solves the problem of extreme blurring that would result if the eyes could pan smoothly across a visual landscape; saccades can be readily observed if you watch someone's eyes as they attempt to pan their gaze across a room.

Most projections from the retina travel via the optic nerve to a part of the thalamus called the lateral geniculate nucleus (LGN), deep in the center of the brain. The LGN separates retinal inputs into parallel streams, one containing color and fine structure, and the other containing contrast and motion. Cells that process color and fine structure make up the top four of the six layers of the LGN; those four are called the parvocellular layers, because the cells are small. Cells processing contrast and motion make up the bottom two layers of the LGN, called the magnocellular layers because the cells are large.

The cells of the magnocellular and parvocellular layers project all the way to the back of the brain to primary visual cortex (V1). Cells in V1 are arranged in several ways that allow the visual system to calculate where objects are in space. First, V1 cells are organized retinotopically, which means that a point-to-point map exists between the retina and primary visual cortex, and neighboring areas in the retina correspond to neighboring areas in V1. This allows V1 to position objects in two dimensions of the visual world, horizontal and vertical. The third dimension, depth, is mapped in V1 by comparing the signals from the two eyes. Those signals are processed in stacks of cells called ocular dominance columns, a checkerboard pattern of connections alternating between the left and right eye. A slight discrepancy in the position of an object relative to each eye allows depth to be calculated by triangulation.

So in conclusion, while a normal human being can process this instantly, a blonde, having an um, simpler mind, would therefore be distracted by the shiny metal objects because it takes longer, like 16 hours for them to process it. This has been a message from friendly neighborhood beetlebum.:D:p http://www.savingadvice.com/forums/images/smilies/laughing/laughing-smiley-014.gif

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde asks ...

Okay BeetleBum, if yer so smart, then what's a V1? :p

[beetlebum]

so you're adding *pimpin'* to your list of talents...:evilsmile

I better get royalties for that too!!!!!!http://www.freewebby.com/angry-smilies/rant.gif

http://www.freewebby.com/angry-smilies/gonnagetit.gif

[beetlebum]

The Blonde asks ...

Okay BeetleBum, if yer so smart, then what's a V1? :p

It's this!

http://www.cristiancontini.it/images/hellokittyvibrator.jpg

http://www.zwatla.com/emo/2007/gros-emoticones-002/040.gif

http://www.giveupalready.com/images/smilies/smilies/lmao.gif

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Well then, it makes more sense now!

The cells of the magnocellular and parvocellular layers project all the way to the back of the brain to primary visual cortex
http://www.cristiancontini.it/images/hellokittyvibrator.jpg
Cells in
http://www.cristiancontini.it/images/hellokittyvibrator.jpg
are arranged in several ways that allow the visual system to calculate where objects are in space. First,
http://www.cristiancontini.it/images/hellokittyvibrator.jpg
cells are organized retinotopically, which means that a point-to-point map exists between the retina and primary visual cortex, and neighboring areas in the retina correspond to neighboring areas in http://www.cristiancontini.it/images/hellokittyvibrator.jpg

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

You already ARE!

Although if you wanna be in the Lebian army, all you haveta say is ...



..aaaand you're in!

yay!

but i think i'll probably pass on the oonga boonga quote. ;)

[Aggie]

yet another childhood memory defiled...:(

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Really, between just the two of us, is there anything we HAVEN'T defiled? :evilsmile

[WhiteRose]

yet another childhood memory defiled...:(

Please. I'm pretty sure I can't look fondly at any of my childhood memories ever again.

What's the rule? Whatever it is, there's porn of it? Something like that?

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

When I wake up it's always dark out. Does the sun not like me or something?

And is SunshineGirl a bright a woman?


DM Jim

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

I just woke from a dream where I stole a motorcycle belonging to a dominatrix who then flogged me on the bottoms of my feet with her multi-headed whip when she caught up to me!

Is there a subliminal message in that dream?


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

When I wake up it's always dark out. Does the sun not like me or something?

And is SunshineGirl a bright a woman?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

The sun won't come out til you brushed your teeth! Ew!

And Sunshine Girl IS a bright woman! Just check out her headlights! Now THOSE are High-Beams!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I just woke from a dream where I stole a motorcycle belonging to a dominatrix who then flogged me on the bottoms of my feet with her multi-headed whip when she caught up to me!

Is there a subliminal message in that dream?


DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

The message is: No more naughty thoughts about WhiteRose!

[DungeonmasterJim]

The Blonde says ...

The message is: No more naughty thoughts about WhiteRose!

If WhiteRose looked as good as that dom, then I promise nothing.

Dear Blonde,

Will you hate me if I do?

DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

If WhiteRose looked as good as that dom, then I promise nothing.

Dear Blonde,

Will you hate me if I do?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

I promise to do my best reassembling what WhiteRose leaves of you if you do!

[Aggie]

Please. I'm pretty sure I can't look fondly at any of my childhood memories ever again.

What's the rule? Whatever it is, there's porn of it? Something like that?

you and blondie bear make waaaaaay too much sense right now...:rolleyes:

[Sabrinaset]

Why am I being called "Blondie Bear"?

Because only I get to call you a dork. You dork.

[Aggie]

Why am I being called "Blondie Bear"?

Because only I get to call you a dork. You dork.

because i feel like it...:evilsmile

[Pink Bat Max]

Why am I being called "Blondie Bear"?

Because only I get to call you a dork. You dork.

You were adopted. Meet your birth parents:

http://www.baboonbooks.com/portfolio/Publications/Care%20Bears/images/care_bears_04.gif

I'm sorry you had to find out like this.

[Aggie]

You were adopted. Meet your birth parents:



I'm sorry you had to find out like this.

i'm hearting you so hard right now...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

You were adopted. Meet your birth parents:

http://www.baboonbooks.com/portfolio/Publications/Care%20Bears/images/care_bears_04.gif

I'm sorry you had to find out like this.

Ooooh. LMAO!

[Sabrinaset]

You were adopted. Meet your birth parents:

http://www.baboonbooks.com/portfolio/Publications/Care%20Bears/images/care_bears_04.gif

I'm sorry you had to find out like this.


Is one of them Princess Puddingpop ... and the other one Cupcake Surprise?

[Aggie]

Ooooh. LMAO!

i think blondie bear should demand a maury povitch home paternity test kit...