Ask a Blonde!

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

The Red Sox currently have the best record in baseball. How will they do the rest of the year?


DM Jim

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

What's a fast cure for 'shrinkage'?

DM Jim

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

How do you know so much?

DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

The Red Sox currently have the best record in baseball. How will they do the rest of the year?


DM Jim

The Blonde says...

They'll probably fall down a lot the last part of the year when the elastic wears out. That's what always happens to all MY sox, no matter what color they are!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What's a fast cure for 'shrinkage'?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

All I can say is stay away from Zeta Beams! I saw what they did to Bumblebee!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How do you know so much?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

Whenever I need some more brain power, I ask Kris to blow in my ear for a refill!

[Aggie]

this is easily the most entertaining thread on YABS...

oh blond one, who will punch the children??

[Kyuubi]

'ǝpuolq ɹɐǝp



?sıɥʇ buiop doʇs Ị op ʍoɥ

[Sabrinaset]

this is easily the most entertaining thread on YABS...

oh blond one, who will punch the children??


The Blonde says ...

Their parents should get them their punch!

http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4275627906

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

Their parents should get them their punch!

http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4275627906

oooh yeeeeahhh!!...dear blond, please tell the blue bird to put his crack pipe down...

[Sabrinaset]

'ǝpuolq ɹɐǝp

?sıɥʇ buiop doʇs Ị op ʍoɥ

The Blonde says ...

Get into a transporter during an Ion Storm and post in the Mirror Universe instead!

http://stormymouse.net/mirror/original/mirror_0002.jpg

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde

Someone once referred to you as a "special needs" child. What exactly are your special needs?

Also, the most important, confounding conundrum of our times:

WHAT IS a beetlebum?:D

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde

Someone once referred to you as a "special needs" child. What exactly are your special needs?

The Blonde says ...

A mixture of Razadyne, Exelon, Aricept, and Cognex handles most of the Alzheimers. Usually, when a blonde gets alzheimers, her IQ goes up!

Also, the most important, confounding conundrum of our times:

WHAT IS a beetlebum?:D

I think it's a homeless giant insect!

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde,

http://www.samuelsdesign.com/comics/big/suspensedetec4.jpg

How did you get into this mess ?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

http://www.samuelsdesign.com/comics/big/suspensedetec4.jpg

How did you get into this mess ?

The Blonde says ...

It all started when I accepted a date with a floating green guy with a bowler hat and smoking a cigarrette. It turns out he was a bitter man because he has no body below his abdomen and he really just likes floating over people. This guy has been taking out all his frustrations on women 'cause he can't get any.

Now I haveta figure a way OUT of this mess! Time for the Battle-Cry of the Blithering Blonde to be heard yet again ...


DAAAAAAAADYYYYY!!!!

[Lester C.]

If i dye my hair blond, will that turn me into a Britney Spears? Conversely is a blond dyes their hair another color does their IQ shoot up?

[Sabrinaset]

If i dye my hair blond, will that turn me into a Britney Spears?

The Blonde says ...

In oder to become Britney Spears, hair color is irrelevent. You haveta shave it all off. And also not wear underwear.

Conversely is a blond dyes their hair another color does their IQ shoot up?

It only makes us THINK we're smarter, somehow, people always seem to know we're blonde. Like, there was this one time I went to Wal-mart, and sk716 was there, and I told her I wanted to buy that TV there, and she said they don't sell stuff to blondes. So I went home disguised myself, and dyed my hair red, and went back, and asked her if I could buy that TV, and she said no, they don't sell stuff to blondes. So I disguised my self again, dyed my hair black, and went back and it was the same thing, they don't sell stuff to blondes! So I asked sk716 how she knew I was blonde, and she told me I was pointing to a microwave.

[Pink Bat Max]

How can I become a superstar?

[DungeonmasterJim]

Is Greg Gagne a secret agent for the Yankees? :mad:


DM Jim

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

It all started when I accepted a date with a floating green guy with a bowler hat and smoking a cigarrette. It turns out he was a bitter man because he has no body below his abdomen and he really just likes floating over people. This guy has been taking out all his frustrations on women 'cause he can't get any.

Now I haveta figure a way OUT of this mess! Time for the Battle-Cry of the Blithering Blonde to be heard yet again ...


DAAAAAAAADYYYYY!!!!

Dear Blonde,

When did you develope the ability to type replies on a forum and call for your Daddy whilst tied to a chair and gagged ?

[Kyuubi]

Is Greg Gagne a secret agent for the Yankees? :mad:


DM Jim



Don't you mean Eric Gagne?

[Lester C.]

Where were you on Thursday night? Oh yea brother (http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/17/the-hulksters-bling-burgled), I have a theory about where you were that night.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Don't you mean Eric Gagne?

My bad. Yep, it's Eric Gagne. I probably shouldn't post anymore after a tough night at work.

DM Jim - who later that day gave away something like 20 points in cribbage games because of exhaustion.

[Sabrinaset]

How can I become a superstar?


The Blonde says ...

You first haveta talk to Kurt Busiek! BUSIEK APPEAR!!!

http://www.newkadia.com/Covers/L/S/Superstar%20As%20Seen%20on%20TV/superstarasseenontv1.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Is Greg Gagne a secret agent for the Yankees? :mad:


DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

The Yankees? Oh, yeah ... are they doing okay? How many touchdowns did they score in their last game? :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

When did you develope the ability to type replies on a forum and call for your Daddy whilst tied to a chair and gagged ?


The Blonde says ...

I had the artist of that cover draw me a keyboard! You can't see it cuz it's in invisible ink!

Also, my hands aren't really tied! My kidnapper was blonde too!

[Sabrinaset]

Where were you on Thursday night? Oh yea brother (http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/17/the-hulksters-bling-burgled), I have a theory about where you were that night.

Don't you mean Eric Gagne?

Detective Blonde says ...

I know who robbed Hulk Hogan! VERNE Gagne!

[Aggie]

Detective Blonde says ...

I know who robbed Hulk Hogan! VERNE Gagne!

dammit...my money was on the iron sheik...:mad:

[Kyuubi]

dammit...my money was on the iron sheik...:mad:


FUCKS YOU!




Sorry, been listening to Stern too much lately.

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

I had the artist of that cover draw me a keyboard! You can't see it cuz it's in invisible ink!

Also, my hands aren't really tied! My kidnapper was blonde too!

You can explain ANYTHING !

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Would you lie to me?


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Would you lie to me?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

We never willingly lie, but we do get brainwashed by people easily. Usually by someone giving us a douche and turning us upside down.

[Lester C.]

FUCKS YOU!




Sorry, been listening to Stern too much lately.

It's amazing how much the meaning of a sentence can change if you add or subtract a letter. In the above instance, the letter s gave Kyubbi's sentence a meaning he never intended it to have.

[Aggie]

It's amazing how much the meaning of a sentence can change if you add or subtract a letter. In the above instance, the letter s gave Kyubbi's sentence a meaning he never intended it to have.

i was thinking the same thing...because i was confused about who "fucks" me...and i had the terrible realization that i may have caught a case of blondness...:eek:

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

If you happen to deliever Nicole Ritchies baby, will you slap the baby or Nicole?

DM Jim

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

when that traveling volunteer doctor came to my door to give free breast exams, why did they take pictures and make me sign some form with lotsa big words in it?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

If you happen to deliever Nicole Ritchies baby, will you slap the baby or Nicole?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

I won't be able to slap Nicole's baby until it hatches.

[Kyuubi]

i was thinking the same thing...because i was confused about who "fucks" me...and i had the terrible realization that i may have caught a case of blondness...:eek:



The Iron Sheik was on the Howard Stern show recently and he was drunk, he was also swearing a lot and one of the things he kept saying is "Fuck You" but he kept adds an "s" to it.

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

when that traveling volunteer doctor came to my door to give free breast exams, why did they take pictures and make me sign some form with lotsa big words in it?

The Blonde says

I DID NOT ... I mean, the results are all negative, and once I've made copies for my, uh , file, you'll have 'em right back!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says

I DID NOT ... I mean, the results are all negative, and once I've made copies for my, uh , file, you'll have 'em right back!

oooh! well, that's very reassuring.


...okay, another question... if i see my panties hanging in the neighbors tree, should i just leave them there and pretend i don't know how they got there or climb up and get them?

[Pink Bat Max]

Why aren't you supposed to wear white shoes after labor day?

When can you start wearing them again?

What happens if you do?

[Sabrinaset]

oooh! well, that's very reassuring.


...okay, another question... if i see my panties hanging in the neighbors tree, should i just leave them there and pretend i don't know how they got there or climb up and get them?

The Blonde says ...

...are you Karen El?!?

http://planetkaren.girl-wonder.org/istrip_files/strips/20060311.jpg

Okay. I seriously can't answer this. Blondes don't wear panties.

[Aggie]

The Iron Sheik was on the Howard Stern show recently and he was drunk, he was also swearing a lot and one of the things he kept saying is "Fuck You" but he kept adds an "s" to it.

that's what happens when you wear pointy shoes...

[Sabrinaset]

Why aren't you supposed to wear white shoes after labor day?

The Blonde says ...

'Cause you might go into labor and get your shoes all messed up?

When can you start wearing them again?

After you give birth? :confused:

What happens if you do?

You get all that afterbirth all over your nice white shoes! Then Daddy gets mad 'cuz he hasta clean it all up! DUH!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

...are you Karen El?!?

http://planetkaren.girl-wonder.org/istrip_files/strips/20060311.jpg

Okay. I seriously can't answer this. Blondes don't wear panties.

i've never hung my panties from a flag pole... but i'm pretty sure i had my bra tied to the car antenna once. but, yea, that night is sorta a blur.

[sunshinegirl]

what do you call a blonde with pigtails?

--- a blowjob with handle bars.

[heystacy]

Dear Blonde,

Does my new avatar make me look fat?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Does my new avatar make me look fat?

The Blonde says ...

It makes you look like a redhead! Quick! Get the fire extinguisher! Stacys hair is on fire!

[heystacy]

The Blonde says ...

It makes you look like a redhead! Quick! Get the fire extinguisher! Stacys hair is on fire!

*runs around franticly*

Put it out! Put it out!

[beetlebum]

[Sabrinaset The Blonde says ...

A mixture of Razadyne, Exelon, Aricept, and Cognex handles most of the Alzheimers. Usually, when a blonde gets alzheimers, her IQ goes up!


No it doesn't! It just makes you more appealing to men! (or women) :mad: Because after all the best part is if they can't remember if they've been with a troll, or if they can't speak English....It's because of blondes like you, no wonder I don't have a boyfriend (or girlfriend):D Anyways....um.........I forgot ....my question

OH! Now I remember *ahem* dear blonde

should I get my stomach pumped?http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif
http://smiliesftw.com/x/lol_1.gif

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

I can't think of anything to ask. Am I going blonde? :eek:


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

[

Anyways....um.........I forgot ....my question.

You're Blonde.

OH! Now I remember *ahem* dear blonde

should I get my stomach pumped?

The Blonde says ...

Usually, blondes get everything pumped. Go for it!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I can't think


DM Jim

You're blonde!

[Cam63]

It's amazing how much the meaning of a sentence can change if you add or subtract a letter. In the above instance, the letter s gave Kyubbi's sentence a meaning he never intended it to have.

That's what you think.

[Cam63]

*runs around franticly*

Put it out! Put it out!

It's OK... It's still black and frizzy.

Hey... That's one cool Samuel L. Jackson style bald spot you got now !

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde

where in the world is carmen san diego?

[Cam63]

I'd field this one.

Carmen died a few years ago when her stupid scarf got caught up in her gyrocopter backpack rotorblades and she garotted before plunging several hundred metres into a crevasse and exploding.

[hellokittykat]

[

No it doesn't! It just makes you more appealing to men! (or women) :mad: Because after all the best part is if they can't remember if they've been with a troll, or if they can't speak English....It's because of blondes like you, no wonder I don't have a boyfriend (or girlfriend):D Anyways....um.........I forgot ....my question

OH! Now I remember *ahem* dear blonde

should I get my stomach pumped?http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif
http://smiliesftw.com/x/lol_1.gif

See, now you're just begging to have Bree try to convert you to the pink side.

[MartinRedmond]

Does Febreeze really works? I heard it even covers up the smell of smoking but I'm scared it will ruin the cloth I use it on.

[Sabrinaset]

Does Febreeze really works? I heard it even covers up the smell of smoking but I'm scared it will ruin the cloth I use it on.

The Blonde says ...

I heard that Febreeze is supposed to damage your brain if you inhale it for too long, but I've been snorting Fabreeze for years and it ain't affected me none! *giggle*

Yeah ... I'm Chingy with it!

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

Well, I had eggs for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so the eggs musta come first! Right? :confused:

[a. non]

Dear Blonde,

Should I buy an O, for just a nickel mind you, from a shady-looking character?

yaa 500 posts!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Should I buy an O, for just a nickel mind you, from a shady-looking character?

yaa 500 posts!

The Blonde says ...

Why should you spend ANY money for an O when you have ... one, two ... uh, Kris?

Three.

THREE! O's in your avatar right there!

You're not playing Wheel of Fortune again, are you? :confused:

[Pink Bat Max]

Why ask a blonde?

[Linkara]

Dear Blonde,

I've lost my marbles. Where are they?

[a. non]

Dear Blonde,

I'm looking for a new house, and i was thinking of moving to a giant I in the middle of the desert. I'd get to live there rent-free; all i had to do was to make sure it's clean and shiney every day. Should i go for it?

[Sabrinaset]

Why ask a blonde?


The Blonde says ...

Cuz we've been everywhere and done everything! We're like railroad tracks, we've been laid all over the country!

[hellokittykat]

Yeah ... I'm Chingy with it!

Ha! Haven't heard that one in a while.:)

[Cam63]

What does Vice President Chingy got to do with it ?

[beetlebum]

See, now you're just begging to have Bree try to convert you to the pink side.

With my track record with ex's, this may actually not be a bad idea.:p No, I'm just being a big tease. Ever heard of the Kinks? Ray Davies wrote lotsa sexually ambiguous songs. See my friends? Now she's gone, went across the river...Terri and Julie cross over the river, where they feel safe and sound..
*crossing the river was a homosexual reference back in the 60's* Too many Kinks songs. I am proof that Americans are empty vessels ready to absorb and pantomime, without question, the pop culture we consume. Were brain dead zombies, just like James Dobson says. Now where's my chainsaw? I wanna make like that Texas guy in that movie....

Oh, and dear blonde?

Should I spit or swallow?:D

[sunshinegirl]

With my track record with ex's, this may actually not be a bad idea.:p No, I'm just being a big tease. Ever heard of the Kinks? Ray Davies wrote lotsa sexually ambiguous songs. See my friends? Now she's gone, went across the river...Terri and Julie cross over the river, where they feel safe and sound..
*crossing the river was a homosexual reference back in the 60's* Too many Kinks songs. I am proof that Americans are empty vessels ready to absorb and pantomime, without question, the pop culture we consume. Were brain dead zombies, just like James Dobson says. Now where's my chainsaw? I wanna make like that Texas guy in that movie....

Oh, and dear blonde?

Should I spit or swallow?:D

...both. just don't get shot in the eye.

[Sally Sensational]

With my track record with ex's, this may actually not be a bad idea.:p No, I'm just being a big tease. Ever heard of the Kinks? Ray Davies wrote lotsa sexually ambiguous songs. See my friends? Now she's gone, went across the river...Terri and Julie cross over the river, where they feel safe and sound..
*crossing the river was a homosexual reference back in the 60's* Too many Kinks songs. I am proof that Americans are empty vessels ready to absorb and pantomime, without question, the pop culture we consume. Were brain dead zombies, just like James Dobson says. Now where's my chainsaw? I wanna make like that Texas guy in that movie....

Oh, and dear blonde?

Should I spit or swallow?:D

Do you really want to hold that stuff in your mouth long enough to find someplace to spit it?

Even better, cross the river and you will never have to answer that question again!

Just asking . . .

[Lester C.]

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Sally Sensational]

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two - but they have to be really, really small and enjoy strange positions!

[beetlebum]

Only two - but they have to be really, really small and enjoy strange positions!

That visual in my head!:eek: Oh and the state looks down on sodomy.....

[beetlebum]

snatch!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________

[sunshinegirl]

Coming from the expert I presume?http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy001.gif




WOW!! ANOTHER ONE WHO WANTS ME TO CONVERT!!!
I'm special:D
Um, I think it was you that posted in the Watersports thread about, er squirting,, and, uh, I'll have to say, I will face the same dilemma there...
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex005.gif
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex005.gif




__________________


i used to be a blonde ya know.

(now i'm half and half.)

[beetlebum]

...both. just don't get shot in the eye.

Coming from the expert I presume?http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy001.gif


Do you really want to hold that stuff in your mouth long enough to find someplace to spit it?

Even better, cross the river and you will never have to answer that question again!

Just asking . . .

WOW!! ANOTHER ONE WHO WANTS ME TO CONVERT!!!
I'm special:D
Um, I think it was you that posted in the Watersports thread about, er squirting,, and, uh, I'll have to say, I will face the same dilemma there...
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex005.gif
http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0005.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)

__________________

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I've lost my marbles. Where are they?

The Blonde says ...

I have them right here!

No wait ... those are my ben-wa balls ... :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

I'm looking for a new house, and i was thinking of moving to a giant I in the middle of the desert. I'd get to live there rent-free; all i had to do was to make sure it's clean and shiney every day. Should i go for it?

the Blonde says ...

So, you're thinking about having a Vowel Movement? :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

WOW!! ANOTHER ONE WHO WANTS ME TO CONVERT!!!

http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0005.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)

The Blonde says ...

YOU'RE the one waving her panties in front of Sally, Sunshinegirl, and myself ... I think you're over halfway there!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

YOU'RE the one waving her panties in front of Sally, Sunshinegirl, and myself ... I think you're over halfway there!

those were panties? i thought it was her white flag of surrender. my bad.

[Sabrinaset]

those were panties? i thought it was her white flag of surrender. my bad.


She could have been using her panties AS a surrender flag!

[sunshinegirl]

She could have been using her panties AS a surrender flag!

maybe she was trying to fly them as a kite? the ones that tie on the sides would be the best option if one were to attempt flying them.

don't fling bras though. that can be dangerous. those hooks get caught in your hair. so i've heard.


oh, and dear blonde:

paper or plastic?

cream or sugar?

real or fake?

[Pink Bat Max]

What is this funny feeling in my tummy when i see a purty gurl?

[Sally Sensational]

What is this funny feeling in my tummy when i see a purty gurl?

It depends. If she's blond, it's probably just the atmospheric pressure dropping to keep the void between her ears from sucking up the known universe.

If she's a redhead, it's probably fear.

If she's a brunette, well, it may actually be attraction. But you'd have to check her roots to make sure. There's a lot of blonds these days trying to masquerade as brunettes.

Case in point:

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u4/tntn1994/Cameron%20Diaz/cameron-diaz-041-img.jpg

This is not a real brunette. It's a blond attempting artificial intelligence.

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...
paper or plastic?
For me, it's more: Plastic or stainless steel? I prefer plastic.
cream or sugar?
I don't drink coffee. It could stunt my growth.
real or fake?
(Looks in shirt ... grabs magnifying glass and looks again) What little is there is real.

[Sabrinaset]

This is not a real brunette. It's a blond attempting artificial intelligence.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/08/0822_loahn_spears_hilton_bg.jpg

Even blondes have people we can look down on!

[Aggie]

i think it's wrong to pick on the retarded...

[a. non]

Dear Blonde,

how does one deal with a crush on a lesbian comicbook geek from england?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

how does one deal with a crush on a lesbian comicbook geek from england?


The Blonde says ...

The only real way to deal with it ... uhm, do you know Gilda Dent?

[beetlebum]

The Blonde says ...

YOU'RE the one waving her panties in front of Sally, Sunshinegirl, and myself ... I think you're over halfway there!

How do you know they were my panties.....http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin0036.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)

those were panties? i thought it was her white flag of surrender. my bad.
She could have been using her panties AS a surrender flag!

All we can do is keep dreaming....

maybe she was trying to fly them as a kite? the ones that tie on the sides would be the best option if one were to attempt flying them.

don't fling bras though. that can be dangerous. those hooks get caught in your hair. so i've heard.

Again Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you: The voice of experience!http://www.savingadvice.com/forums/images/smilies/laughing/lol.gif

Fancy, if you believe in what I believe in,
Then we'll be the same, always.
Fancy, just look around thee
If you will fancy all the girls you see, always.

I would cross the river, but unfortunately the blonde surgeon I am besotted with is in love with someone else. She seems thoroughly convinced that she can have a lifetime of bliss with this person, and all I can do is to admire from afar. I mean God.......









if only I could get Izzie to stop obsessing over George.http://www.greysanatomynews.com/wp-content//2007/05/greys-ana-season-finale-12.jpg
http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sHa_dielaughing2.gif

Also, Sabrina, still need your expert opinion:
to spit or swallow?

[Cam63]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/08/0822_loahn_spears_hilton_bg.jpg

Even blondes have people we can look down on!

19th Century: Ship of fools.

21st Century: Carload of fuckwits.

[Cam63]

i think it's wrong to pick on the retarded...

Not when they keep serving themselves up over and over and over and over...

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

When the sun was setting on the horizon I kept driving and driving but I couldn't catch it. What's the deal?

DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Also, Sabrina, still need your expert opinion:
to spit or swallow?

The Blonde asks ...

To spit or swallow WHAT ...? :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

When the sun was setting on the horizon I kept driving and driving but I couldn't catch it. What's the deal?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

That stupid sun! I asked the same thing to the cop who pulled me over too! "Why aren't you giving that bright thingee in the sky a ticket! It's going faster than I am!" He then pulled his pants down and said all blondes were required to give a breathalyzer test ... :confused:

I don't remember much after that.

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

That stupid sun! I asked the same thing to the cop who pulled me over too! "Why aren't you giving that bright thingee in the sky a ticket! It's going faster than I am!" He then pulled his pants down and said all blondes were required to give a breathalyzer test ... :confused:

I don't remember much after that.



... and after that you should be able to answer beetlebum's question!
(i answered it before, but i guess she didn't trust my expertise!)

[Sabrinaset]

... and after that you should be able to answer beetlebum's question!
(i answered it before, but i guess she didn't trust my expertise!)

Oh!

I don't do either. I just gag.

[Lester C.]

I don't think there is a limit to Sabrina's creativity. 24 plus pages and she's still going strong showing off her magnificent wit.

[sunshinegirl]

Oh!

I don't do either. I just gag.



gag reflex. takes lots of practice to get control of that.

[a. non]

Dear Miss Smarty McBlondyPants,

Is this (http://www.fractalus.com/paul/heart.html) your card?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Miss Smarty McBlondyPants,

Is this (http://www.fractalus.com/paul/heart.html) your card?

The Blonde says ...

Actually, this is my card ...

http://images.cafepress.com/product/6356105_240x240_Front.jpg

[Kyuubi]

Dear Blonde,



Does it hurt having Lester's nose that far up your ass?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Does it hurt having Lester's nose that far up your ass?

The Blonde says ...

It shouldn't hurt any more than a blue duck having a little girl stuck in his mouth ... :confused:

[Pink Bat Max]

When is enough enough?

[Sabrinaset]

When is enough enough?

The Blonde says ...

It's NEVER enough!

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

It shouldn't hurt any more than a blue duck having a little girl stuck in his mouth ... :confused:

Bill. It's called a bill.

...I have no idea what you'd call Ky's mouth though.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Are you a "Smooth Operator"?



DM Jim

[Lester C.]

Dear Blond what ever happened to your predictions that you made in March of 2006?

Oh Geez....! :)

It's One Year Later...and in a shocking development, Papergirl, Gilda, Gail, and Sabrina are revealed to have been in a four-way Lebian Relationship! Yes, all four of us have been taking our wallets out of each others pockets and placing them in other pockets...!

One Year Later...and MacQuarrie has successfully found Super Sonic a blind date! Will Sonic get stood up...? How will Sonic react when he finds out that his blind date is Gail's long lost niece, Simone-Sonic...?

One Year Later...and Duela has been eaten by a Ferret! Will Duela be able to coexist with the Ghost of Maxwell Lord? And what are we to make of the Cyborg Maxwell running around YABS...?

One Year Later...and Lester Carthan has gone hunting with Vice President Cheney! Will his Kevlar vest keep him safe from Cheney's adamantium-laced bullets...?

One Year Later, and MacQuarrie has set up J-Bolt on a blind date! Will his date show up at the Red Lobster? J-Bolt, wearing his red t-shirt, is looking for a guy wearing blue jeans and a pink wife-beater.

One Year Later, and SUPERECWFAN1's candidacy for President is going strong! Phoney Bone has arranged for Hillary to meet SUPERECW at a Bingo Hall in Philly for the first debate! How will Hillary survive, unaware that the debate will follow ECW Hardcore rules...?

One Year Later, and MacQuarrie has set up Ray Tate on a blind date! Wearing blue jeans and a pink wife-beater, what will happen when he meets his date? All Ray knows is that his date is wearing a red t-shirt...

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Are you a "Smooth Operator"?

DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

No. I have never handled Reverend Smooths phone calls.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blond what ever happened to your predictions that you made in March of 2006?

The Blonde says ...

Papergirl, Gilda, Gail, and and I have been walking around with each others wallets in pockets for some time now.

Why do you think Sonic was gone for so long ...? Why has J-Bolt dissapeared? And we haven't heard from Ray Tate either ... !

Where do you think Duela has been...?

You don't remember much of this because of the adamantium bullet lodged in your skull after the ... accident.

SUPERECWFAN1 successfully defeated Hillary in a cage match. You must have missed the PPV.

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

what is the meaning of life?


(i apologize if this has already been asked)

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

what is the meaning of life?

The Blonde says ...

Life is a classic family board game loved by generations! DUH!

http://gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Potpourri%20Page/game-life1.JPG

[heystacy]

Dear Blonde,

What's for dinner?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What's for dinner?


The Blonde says ...

I'm having a Brunette.

[heystacy]

The Blonde says ...

I'm having a Brunette.

LOL :cool:

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

I'm having a Brunette.

wait wait wait....
if you're having a brunette for dinner.... what could possibly be for dessert?

[Sabrinaset]

wait wait wait....
if you're having a brunette for dinner.... what could possibly be for dessert?


The Blonde says ...

http://www.newsarama.com/heroes_philly07/DC/FLS-Cv232_solicit.jpg

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

http://www.newsarama.com/heroes_philly07/DC/FLS-Cv232_solicit.jpg

is that some sort of freudian reference??

[Sabrinaset]

is that some sort of freudian reference??


The Blonde says ...

Froo ... Free ... no ... Free-ooo-dee ...un?

...huh?

:confused:






Okay. Yes. Yes it is. It's a Vaginasaurus. Shh. Don't tell anyone I know big words. They'll kick me outta the Blonde Club and take away my PMS priveleges.

[Tommy]

Dear Blonde,

How can I make $6,000 in a day?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How can I make $6,000 in a day?

The Blonde says ...

I wish I knew! Whenever I get off the bed, I only get two dollars :confused:

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Why do male cats get called pussycats?

DM Jim

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

What's this?

That's really not quite right. Heat is simply the measurement of the movement of molecules in a given sample. The more movement in the sample, the hotter it is. You can make a quantitative description of one thing being hotter than something else based on that. If you can't even do that, just about all science falls apart.

Are you really a brunette that dyes her hair to get in on the goodies of being blonde? :eek:

DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Are you really a brunette that dyes her hair to get in on the goodies of being blonde? :eek:

DM Jim


The Blonde says ...

A Skrull wrote that!

[Kyuubi]

The Blonde says ...

I'm having a Brunette.



Don't forget to floss.

[Sabrinaset]

Don't forget to floss.

I knew a brunettes hair was good for something!!!

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Why do male cats get called pussycats?

DM Jim


In case it was missed.


DM Jim

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Uhm, ain't they called Tom-cats? Or is it Bob-cat? I think that's what HelloKittyKat told me ... :confused:

[Pink Bat Max]

Dear Blonde:

What was the War Of The Roses?

[Jack Zodiac]

An awesome movie starring the fucking drop-dead gorgeous Kathleen Turner.

[Astonishing X-Fan]

Dear blonde,

Can you explain the rules of the dreaded Punjabi Prison Match?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

What was the War Of The Roses?


The Blonde says ...

That was when Axl Rose got into a fight with Rose Nylund in St. Olaf. It ended when they were both killed by Rhosyn "Rose" Forrest in an unpublished issue of the mini-series Rose and Thorn by Gail Simone.

They were killed when Rhosen whipped them with a gerbil, I think. I never understood that Simone character. :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde,

Can you explain the rules of the dreaded Punjabi Prison Match?

The Blonde says ...

Look, I've wrestled in 14 continents and barely heard about it ... Michael Cole. :confused:

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Look, I've wrestled in 14 continents and barely heard about it ... Michael Cole. :confused:



how do i get the jell-O out of my ears after wrestling??

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Is 'Love to Love You' by Donna Summer the greatest love song ever?


DM Jim

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

how can one help a narcoleptic cat?

[Dazzler]

Dear Blonde:

What was the War Of The Roses?

Oh, you!

You know my love of that subject. I <3 you for asking this question.

(but Sabrina's answer kicks ass....simply because it's so bizarre....)

--Dazz

[Sabrinaset]

how do i get the jell-O out of my ears after wrestling??

The Blonde says ...

I do it by sticking a tire guage in my ears. Incidentally, that's the same method used to do IQ tests on blondes.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Is 'Love to Love You' by Donna Summer the greatest love song ever?


DM Jim

The Blonde says ...

No, it's this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k) song!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

how can one help a narcoleptic cat?

The Blonde says ...

Keep him away from catnip and other narcotics!

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

With the War of Terra going the way it is, would a unicycle make a good piece of furniture?

[Cam63]

dear blonde:

what is the meaning of life?


(i apologize if this has already been asked)

The answer appears to be survival.

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

http://www.newsarama.com/heroes_philly07/DC/FLS-Cv232_solicit.jpg

That's a really bad date.

Good luck, Wal'.

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde,

Why do male cats get called pussycats?

DM Jim

I call mine a mungrel.

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

A Skrull wrote that!

Stop blaming the Skrulls.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

With the War of Terra going the way it is, would a unicycle make a good piece of furniture?


The Blonde says ...

I thought the War against Terra was over! Didn't Wolfman and Perez kill her off? No wait, she came back ...? Darn Time Trapper! :confused:

Maybe you should stick with a bicycle instead!

http://static.flickr.com/146/331436456_2196344fa5_m.jpg

[Pink Bat Max]

Dear Blonde:

Who can turn the world on with a smile?

Who can take a nothin' day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

[Cam63]

ME !..............

[Cam63]

OK, my smile may creep some out.

...You want perfection !?

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

a) do you mind me calling you Fair-Hair;

b) did Kris plant a chip in your brain giving you the answers?

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde,

Can you read the mind of Australians ?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

Who can turn the world on with a smile?

Who can take a nothin' day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

The Blonde says ...

Well, it's you girl, and you should know it! DUH!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

a) do you mind me calling you Fair-Hair;

b) did Kris plant a chip in your brain giving you the answers?

The Blonde says ...

a) I don't mind. It's better than what blondes usually get called ... "Hey! Two-dollars!"

2) No. She does, though, put a potato chip on my nose, and if I hop up really quickly and eat the potato chip before it lands on the floor, she reads me the fortune from a fortune cookie. That's what I type here.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Can you read the mind of Australians ?

The Blonde says ...

I can't read minds. I'm a mental illiterate.

[Cam63]

The Blonde says ...

I can't read minds. I'm a mental illiterate.

That's what I was thinking... Hey, it works !

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

All of a sudden, I am receiving a vivid mental picture from somewhere ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Beer_mug.svg/115px-Beer_mug.svg.png

... I can't place where this is coming from. Do the words "Down Under" have any intrinsic meaning to anyone? :confused:

[Cam63]

Mother's milk.

[Pink Bat Max]

The Blonde says ...

Well, it's you girl, and you should know it! DUH!

**spins and tosses her hat in the air!**

[Cam63]

Mary would be proud.

[MartinRedmond]

I never thought too sniff Febreeze straight from the source. Thank you ever so much.

What's the deal with square plates? I noticed they've now made their way from fancy restaurants to the dollar store. Why do you think it took mankind so long to move from oval to square dishes and where do you see this trend going?

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

why did you insult that pig by calling him Olney? That pig has way too much character. You should apologize. :)

[Sabrinaset]

I never thought too sniff Febreeze straight from the source. Thank you ever so much.

What's the deal with square plates? I noticed they've now made their way from fancy restaurants to the dollar store. Why do you think it took mankind so long to move from oval to square dishes and where do you see this trend going?

The Blonde says ...

It's still too soon for us Blondes to be commenting on square plates, as we still haven't figured out why there are knives on the table. Whenever a blonde picks up those things, we cut our hands! Ow!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

why did you insult that pig by calling him Olney? That pig has way too much character. You should apologize. :)

The Blonde says ...

I thought about apologizing to the pig, but when I got close, he said:

"I am not problemating with your conventionation and I am in the wishinative for your luck. But thee attemptionating of your volveeta in my legislative fair will placate selfing within the eventuality of more impotance than kneething I will attempted in yoda foolish fishstick. Tony Isabella is servinated."

So I won't apologizinating!

[a. non]

The Blonde says ...

I thought about apologizing to the pig, but when I got close, he said:

"I am not problemating with your conventionation and I am in the wishinative for your luck. But thee attemptionating of your volveeta in my legislative fair will placate selfing within the eventuality of more impotance than kneething I will attempted in yoda foolish fishstick. Tony Isabella is servinated."

So I won't apologizinating!

Dear Fair-Hair,

http://hobbiton.org/pancake_bunny.jpg

[Cam63]

I thought it was a Cockney cab driver.

[beetlebum]

I don't think there is a limit to Sabrina's creativity. 24 plus pages and she's still going strong showing off her magnificent wit.

No there is not. Sabrina is an amazing person. She has overcome so much and is really quite intelligent. And she can cook too! (I am so envious. She makes me want to puke)http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-005.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/lachen/laughing-smiley-003.gif Kris is so lucky. And Sabrina is still nice despite the petulance towards her for having the audacity to express her opinion. She's my new hero.:)

[Cam63]

We're gunna see if we can bottle what she's got.

[beetlebum]

The Blonde asks ...

To spit or swallow WHAT ...?

Allow me to post a transcript from Veronica Mars:
MADISON: J.B.? You need to relax with the Elmer's. Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?
CORNYand Weevil: Mahahaha!http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4e/Picture3lg4.jpg

So you see the sticky white goo we are referring to is:












glue. Elmer's glue.
http://www.patchgeeks.com/catalog/images/simpsonsralphpastepatch.jpg

But anyways Blonde, getting on to more pressing matters, of which of course will determine the fate of our national security and foreign policy and who will win the next superbowl....

Dear Blonde,
how incredibly bad and naughty were you to get punished like this?
http://inlinethumb15.webshots.com/10510/1476509104077730413S425x425Q85.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/buffy/indetail/images/reptileboy.jpg

please give full descriptions....

[beetlebum]

Dear Sunshine Girl: Since you are half blonde ( I guess your crayon broke?) I will address this question to you. First of all, I do trust your expertise when it comes to um, sticky matter.
Second of all I am glad you asked that jello question. I was wondering how to get the jello out of my ears after that last encounter.

Oh and finally.. do you mind me waving your panties around? Do you want them back?http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0005.gif
http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0011.gif

[sunshinegirl]

Dear Sunshine Girl: Since you are half blonde ( I guess your crayon broke?) I will address this question to you. First of all, I do trust your expertise when it comes to um, sticky matter.
Second of all I am glad you asked that jello question. I was wondering how to get the jello out of my ears after that last encounter.

Oh and finally.. do you mind me waving your panties around? Do you want them back?http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0005.gif
http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0011.gif

geesh... when i said make sure you don't get shot in the eye.. that goes for the ears, nose, AND the eyes. it's easy to get out of hair. prevention is key. don't turn your head when the shot is fired, and it won't get in your ear. if you don't...follow sabrina's instructions on how to remove jell0 from ears.

nah, i don't mind you waving them around. i do it all the time. may as well share the fun! i don't need them back. i only wear them so i can later wave them around anyways.

[beetlebum]

geesh... when i said make sure you don't get shot in the eye.. that goes for the ears, nose, AND the eyes. it's easy to get out of hair. prevention is key. don't turn your head when the shot is fired, and it won't get in your ear. if you don't...follow sabrina's instructions on how to remove jell0 from ears.

nah, i don't mind you waving them around. i do it all the time. may as well share the fun! i don't need them back. i only wear them so i can later wave them around anyways.

Okay i will. WHAT PRACTICAL ADVICE! Perhaps i will put it into use during my next encounter....
And after our next match and the, um celebration afterwards you can have your "flag" back.http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin0010.gif
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/428168219_1ad5b77179.jpg
For someone who does not like living on her knees, you sure are an expert...

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,
how incredibly bad and naughty were you to get punished like this?
http://inlinethumb15.webshots.com/10510/1476509104077730413S425x425Q85.jpg

The Blonde says ...

You oughtta know! See, everyone? The brunette spanking me is Beetlebum. We were having a debate on how it is we could KNOW that wife-swapping was in our future given the nature of quantum physics and the uncertainty of time travel actually taking us to our future or an alternate dimension. You know, words I don't really understand, I just heard them on Star Trek. And so, when I said "If we travel to the future, how do we KNOW that after we've swapped wives, we won't come back to an earth taken over by Bjorn Borg?" Beetle spanked me, and ... well, I won't tell you guys the rest. You'll just haveta wait for the video.
http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/character/character0114.gif

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/buffy/indetail/images/reptileboy.jpg

The big guy is Mike Smash. As you can see, he's also a member of the Green Party. I told him the Hulk is going too far in World War Hulk.

[hellokittykat]

Why does DM Jim ask the most questions?

[Sabrinaset]

Why does DM Jim ask the most questions?


The Blonde says ...

He likes imagining me as a level 30 Blonde in stiletto boots!

[Pink Bat Max]

What is a spork?

[Sabrinaset]

What is a spork?

The Blonde says ...

Isn't that what people in Bahstahn ... I mean, Boston ... call the Vulcan in Stahr Trahk? I mean, Star Trek? :confused:

[DungeonmasterJim]

The Blonde says ...

He likes imagining me as a level 30 Blonde in stiletto boots!

Am I THAT transparent?

:(

DM Jim

[Addicted]

The blonde said:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTjaYaORCKo

[Sabrinaset]

Miss Teen South Carolina is actually one of our smartest members!

[Cam63]

Has she been offered the job as head of FEMA yet ?

[Kyuubi]

Has she been offered the job as head of FEMA yet ?


She was deemed overqualified.

[Sabrinaset]

I don't know WHY she came off aso badly answering her question! She was personally coached by Chuck Austen!

[Aggie]

She was deemed overqualified.

so she's gonna become the attorney general??...

[Sabrinaset]

so she's gonna become the attorney general??...

Ladies and gentlemen, here she is, your NEW DC Comics EIC ...

http://www.foxnews.com/images/306269/0_62_082807_teen.jpg

[WhiteRose]

Ladies and gentlemen, here she is, your NEW DC Comics EIC ...

http://www.foxnews.com/images/306269/0_62_082807_teen.jpg

Barbie?

10characters

[Cam63]

Maybe she'll be Chrissie in an updated Three's Company.

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

don't you ever sleep?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

don't you ever sleep?


The Blonde says...

Sleep is something the brain needs to keep going.

I'm blonde.

Therefore ...

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

why does my car hate me...when all i do is love it?

:(

[Aggie]

Maybe she'll be Chrissie in an updated Three's Company.

BLASPHEMY!!

.....

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

why does my car hate me...when all i do is love it?

:(


The Blonde says ....

Have you tried washing your car dressed like this? I'd fall in love with you if I were a car and this started washing me!

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/image.php?u=26018&dateline=1186674344&type=profile

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde,

If Miss Teen South Carolina is the smartest member, and my boss is a blonde fuckwit than how do you blondes manage to get so far a-head in life (pun intended).:D Does it involve a lot of time on your knees...

Also, do you want to referee the next wrestling match between sunshine girl and I and join us afterwards? Your panties will end up in the air but still......http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0005.gif

[PatrickG]

Barbie?

10characters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

I was trying to get here first to get Bri's opinion. :)

[Sabrinaset]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

I was trying to get here first to get Bri's opinion. :)

The Blonde reminds you guys ...

Briarros is "Bri." Sabrinaset is "Bree."

Blondeness is contagious! Soon ALL of you will be on your knees! Mostly because you've forgotten how to stand up!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

If Miss Teen South Carolina is the smartest member, and my boss is a blonde fuckwit than how do you blondes manage to get so far a-head in life (pun intended).:D Does it involve a lot of time on your knees...

Also, do you want to referee the next wrestling match between sunshine girl and I and join us afterwards? Your panties will end up in the air but still......http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0005.gif

The Blonde says ...

You know that saying where it says if you wanna get something, you haveta give in return? Well, in order to get ahead, you haveta ... uhm ... what was the question again?

http://sp1.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2601928602
HONORARY BLONDE

And I'd be happy to referee and join in with you and Sunshine Girl now that you have joined the Pink Side!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ....

Have you tried washing your car dressed like this? I'd fall in love with you if I were a car and this started washing me!

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/image.php?u=26018&dateline=1186674344&type=profile

dangit... i can't decide which answer i should pick...

1. what?? you're supposed to wash them?!

or

2. what?? you're supposed to wear something when you wash them?

[Sabrinaset]

dangit... i can't decide which answer i should pick...

1. what?? you're supposed to wash them?!

or

2. what?? you're supposed to wear something when you when them?

The Blonde says ...

Sure! First the car, then yourself!

http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4084324849

Hey, I think I hear Beetlebum running over here now!

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Sure! First you, then yourself!

http://sp1.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4084324849

Hey, I think I hear Beetlebum running over here now!

wait... i'm confused. seriously. i don't get it.


good thing this is the blonde thread so i don't hafta feel dumb.

[Sabrinaset]

wait... i'm confused. seriously. i don't get it.


good thing this is the blonde thread so i don't hafta feel dumb.

OH! I meant to say "First the CAR, then yourself!"

It's a good thing I'm blonde, otherwise people would care! *giggles*

[sunshinegirl]

OH! I meant to say "First the CAR, then yourself!"

It's a good thing I'm blonde, otherwise people would care! *giggles*

OOH! now i understand!

good idea....


but dontcha think i'd get in trouble for washing the car/me like that in the driveway??

[Lester C.]

What happened to Night Swordsman?

[Sabrinaset]

OOH! now i understand!

good idea....

but dontcha think i'd get in trouble for washing the car/me like that in the driveway??

The Blonde says ...

Do what I do and charge money to watch! I didn't make it through med school on my brains! I did it on my knees!

[Sabrinaset]

What happened to Night Swordsman?

The Blonde says ...

It's still daytime! He doesn't come out until night because that is how he rolls!

[PatrickG]

Soon ALL of you will be on your knees!

If all the non blondes are on their knees then where will the blondes be? Wouldn't we be stealing their jobs?

:cool:

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Do what I do and charge money to watch! I didn't make it through med school on my brains! I did it on my knees!

ah ha...

that's a swell idea...

unfortunately, that'd never fly in my field. probably get booted out.

[Sabrinaset]

If all the non blondes are on their knees then where will the blondes be? Wouldn't we be stealing their jobs?

:cool:

The Blonde says ...

Nah, when it gets to that point, all us blondes will be on our backs.

[Cam63]

What happened to Night Swordsman?

He was OK well we dropped him off at the pier.

...in a trunk.

[Sabrinaset]

He was OK well we dropped him off at the pier.

...in a trunk.

The Blonde says ...

You didn't pour concrete in that trunk, did you? Because I heard what happened when some guys did that to Detective Jim Corrigan, and what happened afterwards wasn't pretty!

[Cam63]

Nah, we fed him Mexican, baked beans and cabbage before we locked the lid.

We lost track of him when he broke through the ozone.

[beetlebum]

Dear blonde:

How did these photographs of us end up online?

YOU PROMISED ME NO ONE WOULD SEE THEM!

Oh duuuude what if I get married and my fiance sees this?

for the record Bree i am not fully pink, still like boys...

How can i get this offline, or better yet
How much do you want...
http://www.ripboard.com/photos/Gauley_Fest/images/Gauley_Fest_mud_wrestling1.jpg
http://www.strangenewproducts.com/uploaded_images/reality-bedding-787639.jpg
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/356621_0c0231d7-c7fc-437e-bab3-08bc9ac34b69_prod.jpg
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/wonder-woman-4.jpg

can i pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease have them back now...

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

this has never made any sense to me.

if one must acquire a license to: drive a car, cut hair, teach school, and just about anything else...

why.... why why can ANYONE reproduce? no one needs a license to be a parent.

i'm only half joking.


which leads me to my next question:

how do i get rid of all the dumb people? can't we just stick 'em all in one state (not FL- there's enough of them already) and put an electric fence up so they can't get out?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde:

How did these photographs of us end up online?

The Blonde says ...

You WANT us on that wall! You NEED us on that wall!

Oh duuuude what if I get married and my fiance sees this?

Your finacee will be impressed at the good taste you displayed when you chose a blonde to have a fling with!

for the record Bree i am not fully pink, still like boys...

So like, why DO you have all these pictures of women, Beetle ...? Yeah, I believe you!

How much do you want...

heh heh heh heh heh ... http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/love/love0021.gif

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

why.... why why can ANYONE reproduce? no one needs a license to be a parent.

The Blonde says ...

This question has stumped blondes for years! For instance, the first question a blonde asks when we find out we're pregnant is "It it mine?"

how do i get rid of all the dumb people? can't we just stick 'em all in one state (not FL- there's enough of them already) and put an electric fence up so they can't get out?

I thought they already stuck us all in California! :confused:

[Pink Bat Max]

for the record Bree i am not fully pink, still like boys...

I'm not fully pink either. See?

http://my1.photodump.com/pinkbatmax/maxy_R-595.jpg

My eyes are yellow.

[hellokittykat]

I'm not fully pink either. See?

http://my1.photodump.com/pinkbatmax/maxy_R-595.jpg

My eyes are yellow.

Your dress is yellow too!

[sunshinegirl]

dear blonde:

why am i not a rockstar?

[beetlebum]

[QUOTE=Pink Bat Max;5395928]I'm not fully pink either. See?

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What's THAT suppose ta mean?:confused:

I thought they stuck us all in California?


HEY!!! Not all Californians are dumb! though with the way some of these people drive i could swear we have the highest concentration of low iq's..... So yeah don't say were dumb ......and um....um......uhhhhhhh *pauses to stare blankly at a wall for ten minutes, because she forgot what to say*

Um oh yeah

Dear Blonde:
*sigh* You win. Wanna sell that video? A dollar a download. We'll make lotsa money that way and i can pay off my school fees, and afford an attorney after i take a knife to my dimwit boss. And since i am the brunette and thereby smarter, I will get 95% of the proceeds while you only get 5%. Why? Because thinking makes your head hurt and i need to count it and stuff. You'll get more money

when Nixon comes back from the grave...I so hope she didn't here me must stop talking out loud...shhhhh quiet voice inside beetle's head!

And one more thing, do you want your banana back?http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1320170/2/istockphoto_1320170_hand_holding_a_peeled_banana.j pg

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde:

why am i not a rockstar?

The Blonde says ...

Uhm ... because you're not a member of Nickleback? :confused:

[sunshinegirl]

The Blonde says ...

Uhm ... because you're not a member of Nickleback? :confused:

fair enough.


...and dear blonde:

in beetlebum's banana picture... um... well... she has hairy man hands. i'm scared.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:
*sigh* You win. Wanna sell that video? A dollar a download. We'll make lotsa money that way and i can pay off my school fees, and afford an attorney after i take a knife to my dikmwit boss. And since i am the brunette and thereby smarter, I will get 95% of the proceeds while youy only get 5%. Why? Because thinking makes your head hurt and i need to count it and stuff. You'll get more money

And one more thing, do you want your banana back?

The Blonde says ...

HEY! You're trying to trick me! I never use bananas, they're too squishy!

So I insist on getting 1%!

[Gary_B]

I'd just as soon stick pins in my eyes.

[Sabrinaset]

fair enough.


...and dear blonde:

in beetlebum's banana picture... um... well... she has hairy man hands. i'm scared.

The Blonde says ...

Everyone has hairy arms in the Land of Passive-Aggresiva! :p

[Lester C.]

I think I found of of your childhood photos.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/1035.jpg

[Night Swordsman]

I'd just as soon stick pins in my eyes.

Please,do not let us stop you. Go ahead and start sticking.


And before you whine about being snarked at,isn't that what you trolled your loathsome ass all the way over to this thread to do?

Don't like it,fuck off.

[Lester C.]

Please,do not let us stop you. Go ahead and start sticking.


And before you whine about being snarked at,isn't that what you trolled your loathsome ass all the way over to this thread to do?

Don't like it,fuck off.

Yea, Night is back.:)

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Night, whereya been?

[Sabrinaset]

I think I found of of your childhood photos.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/1035.jpg


The Blonde says ...

That's not me! I didn't start learning how to read that well until AFTER I was a stripper! I needed to know how to read the directions so I could to Hooters easier!

[heystacy]

Yea, Night is back.:)

And hardcore too. :evilsmile

[Sabrinaset]

And hardcore too. :evilsmile


The Blonde says ...

Clearly, he's been working out in a ...

PUNJABI PRISON MATCH!!!

[heystacy]

Hello Blonde,

How do you loose a stalker?

[Lester C.]

And hardcore too. :evilsmile

You're smiling at the fact that Night is....hardcore.:eek:

[Lester C.]

Hello Blonde,

How do you loose a stalker?

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Sabrinaset]

Hello Blonde,

How do you loose a stalker?


The Blonde says ...

I make it harder on 'em by changing my name!

Right now, I go by "Ricki Olney"

[heystacy]

You're smiling at the fact that Night is....hardcore.

Say, do you go by TC Johnson during the day, hero? I swear your posts are very similar.

I was surprised to see Night do kick ass. He's more relaxed and playful.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I wasn't referring to you, but I see I need to make my statement all encompassing.

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

Uhm ... because you're not a member of Nickleback? :confused:

Speaking of Nickleback I think they wrote the anthem for blondes everwhere. :evilsmile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wvw6GrpmN4

[Lester C.]

Say, do you go by TC Johnson during the day, hero? I swear your posts are very similar.

I was surprised to see Night do kick ass. He's more relaxed and playful.



I wasn't referring to you, but I see I need to make my statement all encompassing.

1. Two cool things in common.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=139922&highlight=highlander


http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=51684
2. Night is like you. People mistake gentleness for weakness and then are shocked when they wake the dragon when they !@#$ with you and yours.

[Aggie]

I think I found of of your childhood photos.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/1035.jpg

or the future miss south carolina...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

1. Two cool things in common.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=139922&highlight=highlander


http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=51684
2. Night is like you. People mistake gentleness for weakness and then are shocked when they wake the dragon when they !@#$ with you and yours.

So you're a were-TCjohnson, or he's a were-Lester? LOL Your posts are so similar.

As for Night, we do have common traits. I have common traits with several YABSers. I suspect that's why we always hang out.

Blonde, what do you think?

[Aggie]

You're smiling at the fact that Night is....hardcore.:eek:

i know i am...:evilsmile

[heystacy]

or the future miss south carolina...:evilsmile

Oh Snap. LMAO!

[Aggie]

dear blonde,

what is proper after text-sex etiquette??

[Sabrinaset]

dear blonde,

what is proper after text-sex etiquette??


The Blonde says ...

Don't EVER leave the cigarette in the keyboard!

[MsSupaFan]

Dear Blonde,

If your girlfriend told you that you were the reason she was a lesbian, what would you say?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

If your girlfriend told you that you were the reason she was a lesbian, what would you say?


The Blonde says ...

I'd tell Beetlebum that I was so glad she had finally seen the light and stopped denying her feelings!

[Aggie]

The Blonde says ...

Don't EVER leave the cigarette in the keyboard!

aaah...

.........

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Blonde,

If your girlfriend told you that you were the reason she was a lesbian, what would you say?

I am not blonde(but i play one on the internet...):rolleyes:

But i would say "Thank you for the amazing compliment" to her,if i was in your shoes.

Or whatever else comes to mind.

[Sabrinaset]

Or whatever else comes to mind.

The Blonde says ...

"Comes to ... mind" ...? :confused: :confused: :confused: