Ask a Blonde!

[Sabrinaset]

Alright, clearly I can't use the ring on you then...when two Goth Lanterns fight there's a risk the entire universe may implode.

The Blonde says ...

He's faking you out! An eight-year old Shirley Temple is more goth than Lester! Besides, how many goths do YOU know who have a crush on ManFaye? :eek:

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

He's faking you out! An eight-year old Shirley Temple is more goth than Lester! Besides, how many goths do YOU know who have a crush on ManFaye? :eek:

:eek:

Thanks Bree. Lester's Sith mind tricks won't save him now I know the truth.

And now I must visit doom on Lester for the most unforgivable of sins...pretending to be Goth!:evilangry:

Lester...prepare for DOOM...and not the good doom like Doomsie, the BAD Doom. :evilsmile:

[Ben Morgan]

Not quite too, my hair was blondish:eek:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8422/lesterl.jpg

[Jae Namkyoung]

Dear Blonde,

Can I have a kiss?

[Night Swordsman]

(hands Jae a giant Hershey's Chocolate Kiss) :smile:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Can I have a kiss?

The Blonde asks ...

Where, how many, and how much tongue do you want? :redface:

[Jae Namkyoung]

The Blonde asks ...

Where, how many, and how much tongue do you want? :redface:

On the lips, in the mouth, lots, and lots.

[Sabrinaset]

On the lips,

The Blonde asks...

Which set of lips?

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde asks...

Which set of lips?

The minute I saw Jae-Jae's post I knew this reply was coming:biggrin: :wink:

[Night Swordsman]

The minute I saw Jae-Jae's post I knew this reply was coming:biggrin: :wink:

So did I. Well played! :biggrin:

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde,

May ( instead of " can " ) I have a kiss, ( please ? ... always best to ask with a " please " )

There you go, kid.

[mgs]

So, did they kiss????!??? :confused:

Where are the pics/vids?!?!!!!! :eek:



:biggrin:

[Flamebird]

So, did they kiss????!??? :confused:

Where are the pics/vids?!?!!!!! :eek:



:biggrin:

Those are in the paid members only forum. :tongue:

[mgs]

Those are in the paid members only forum. :tongue:
I'm one! I'm one!!!! :biggrin:

[Sabrinaset]

Those are in the paid members only forum. :tongue:

They're actually in the top-secret Lebian section ... why do you think Lester has been trying to gain access for years to that?

[Cam63]

Lebians keep secrets ?

...Who knew ?

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

Is it true that every time a gas cap's found an angel gets it wings?

[Flamebird]

They're actually in the top-secret Lebian section ... why do you think Lester has been trying to gain access for years to that?

Dear Blonde,

Wouldn't Lester becoming a Lebian still involve him sleeping with a woman?!?


Never happen. :wink:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

Is it true that every time a gas cap's found an angel gets it wings?


The Blonde says:

I think it's a bit more mund ... moon ... oh, some silly word!

Anyways, everytime you find a gas cap, it means some car doesn't pass its smog test! :redface:

[Lester C.]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8422/lesterl.jpg

I said it was a blondish brown. I didn't say I looked like a goddamn Super Sayian!:mad:

[FeminineMystique]

They're actually in the top-secret Lebian section ... why do you think Lester has been trying to gain access for years to that?

Lester just doesn't know when to quit.

[Lester C.]

Lester just doesn't know when to quit.

Speaking of which I have a question.

Dear Blonde,

Are blondes inbred or just stupid?

Okay so I stole that question from GTA IV. Speaking of which did you know if you fly a helicopter to the city tallest sky scrappers you can drive off the roof with a motorcycle or car and be okay 10 times out of ten. Bet you didn't know that you inbred stupid blonde you!

[Sabrinaset]

Speaking of which I have a question.

Dear Blonde,

Are blondes inbred or just stupid?

The Blonde posits ...

If those are my only two choices, I would go with inbred ... because that presumes we're breeding ... which is more than I can say for Lester!

Okay so I stole that question from GTA IV. Speaking of which did you know if you fly a helicopter to the city tallest sky scrappers you can drive off the roof with a motorcycle or car and be okay 10 times out of ten. Bet you didn't know that you inbred stupid blonde you!

I didn't know that! I'd like to see you try it ... in real life! :evilsmile:

[Lester C.]

I went to see if I could find footage of a car stunt and there are a lot of sucide videos on youtube. It takes a lot to shock me and the kids on youtube have done it.

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde posits ...

If those are my only two choices, I would go with inbred ... because that presumes we're breeding ... which is more than I can say for Lester!



I didn't know that! I'd like to see you try it ... in real life! :evilsmile:

If only Lester would follow the bold example of Evil Kaneivel:biggrin:

[Lester C.]

If only Lester would follow the bold example of Evil Kaneivel:biggrin:

Blink is only popular dead!

[Sabrinaset]

Blink is only popular dead!

Just THINK of it Lester ... it's your chance to be famous at last!

[Lester C.]

removed.....

[Lester C.]

removed.....

It's been many years since I listened to the song and I forgot the lyrics. It is not about Sabrina other than the liar part as her family, as always, if off limits.

[FeminineMystique]

Blink is only popular dead!

You just crossed a line

Just THINK of it Lester ... it's your chance to be famous at last!

Plus if any easily shocked people see it, Lester will go out doing what he loves most: making people unhappy:tongue:

[Lester C.]

You just crossed a line



Plus if any easily shocked people see it, Lester will go out doing what he loves most: making people unhappy:tongue:

And the only person who ever wrote her right was Chuck Austen and not even he could make her interesting just bearable!

[FeminineMystique]

And the only person who ever wrote her right was Chuck Austen and not even he could make her interesting just bearable!

*Blasts you with Goth Lantern ring* You were warned:evilsmile:

[Lester C.]

*Blasts you with Goth Lantern ring* You were warned:evilsmile:

Everyone knows that only MALE teleporters like Nightcrawler and his Chuck Austen created daddy are worth a damn. Women like U-Go Girl and Blink suck!

[Sabrinaset]

And the only person who ever wrote her right was Chuck Austen and not even he could make her interesting just bearable!

The Blonde says ...

If Chuck Austen made his writing style a million times better, it would be UP to "bearable" standards! :wink: :cool:

[Jae Namkyoung]

The Blonde asks...

Which set of lips?

(XD) Take your pick, but be ware, when you're done its my turn.

[Lester C.]

Naptime!:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

(XD) Take your pick, but be ware, when you're done its my turn.

The Blonde says ...

I have no problem with that!

Naptime!:mad:

Have fun in your crib!

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

If Chuck Austen made his writing style a million times better, it would be UP to "bearable" standards! :wink: :cool:

Bearable at most darling. He's proof that there are corners of the universe that really HAVE bred the most terrible things

The Blonde says ...

I have no problem with that!



I'm not sure which of you to be most jealous of right now:biggrin:

[Lester C.]

Bearable at most darling. He's proof that there are corners of the universe that really HAVE bred the most terrible things

I just gave my computer a trojan looking for a Blink photo to post!:mad: Now I've got to take care of it before I go to sleep!:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

I just gave my computer a trojan looking for a Blink photo to post!:mad: Now I've got to take care of it before I go to sleep!:mad:

The Blonde says ...

Well, at least Lester can finally say he handled a Trojan for once in his life, even if it wasn't lubricated or anything!

[FeminineMystique]

I just gave my computer a trojan looking for a Blink photo to post!:mad: Now I've got to take care of it before I go to sleep!:mad:

Well, this is clearly karma Lester

[Jae Namkyoung]

Bearable at most darling. He's proof that there are corners of the universe that really HAVE bred the most terrible things



I'm not sure which of you to be most jealous of right now:biggrin:

You can always ask for 3 some.

[FeminineMystique]

Dear Blonde

Any chance of a 3 some like Jae suggested? *Big kitten-y eyes*

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde

Any chance of a 3 some like Jae suggested? *Big kitten-y eyes*

The Blonde says ...

What, you both forgot about Kris? It has to be a foursome at least!

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

What, you both forgot about Kris? It has to be a foursome at least!

That works for me honey:biggrin:

[Lester C.]

Well, this is clearly karma Lester

Bobo said the same thing when I got another trojan trying to post a picture that would fire him at work. Anyway it turns out there is a shocking amount of X-men porn out there, some of it pretty good. So it turns out Blink is good for something, but you can't post on YABS.:eek:

[FeminineMystique]

Bobo said the same thing when I got another trojan trying to post a picture that would fire him at work. Anyway it turns out there is a shocking amount of X-men porn out there, some of it pretty good. So it turns out Blink is good for something, but you can't post on YABS.:eek:

As it's the only way you'll ever see a woman naked, make the most of it

[Lester C.]

As it's the only way you'll ever see a woman naked, make the most of it

You are the one in the read and I'm the one with the big !@#$ing head. Just like real life.:frown:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd312/fusionmr5/PWNED.jpg

[fireSTRIKE!]

I'm the one with the big !@#$ing head. Just like real life.:frown:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd312/fusionmr5/PWNED.jpg

at least you can say that ONE of your heads is big... like in real life, I'm sure... :evilsmile:

[Lester C.]

I can't belive this thread is over two years old.:eek:

[fireSTRIKE!]

I can't belive this thread is over two years old.:eek:

much like you?... :rolleyes:

[Flamebird]

I can't belive this thread is over two years old.:eek:

Not another birthday?!?! :eek:

[fireSTRIKE!]

The Blonde says ...

Well, at least Lester can finally say he handled a Trojan for once in his life, even if it wasn't lubricated or anything!

and it was probably too big for him anyway... :evilsmile:

[fireSTRIKE!]

The Blonde says ...

What, you both forgot about Kris? It has to be a foursome at least!

oh, maaaaannnn... :eek: :redface:

[Lester C.]

BECAUSE OF THIS TWO YEAR THREAD.....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/booky1020/Kenshin/rk_kenshin099.jpg

http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss300/linquanlijie/strikegundam.gif

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/42735.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/sword_attack.gif

[Cam63]

Kris takes 'em all down with a pissed off look.

[FeminineMystique]

Kris takes 'em all down with a pissed off look.

No army of shirtless men is a match for her ninja skills!:biggrin:

Speaking of which Lester...why do you have lots of tiny pictures of a shirtless and muscular man who looks vaguely like Jesus, wearing part of Wonder Woman's costume and wielding a sword? Is that your kink?

[hellokittykat]

Dear Blonde,

What the frag does Kenshin and a Transformer have to do with big red letters? :confused:

[Ben Morgan]

No army of shirtless men is a match for her ninja skills!:biggrin:

Speaking of which Lester...why do you have lots of tiny pictures of a shirtless and muscular man who looks vaguely like Jesus, wearing part of Wonder Woman's costume and wielding a sword? Is that your kink?

You haven't seen all the shirtless pics of Adrian Paul in his photobucket :frown:

[FeminineMystique]

Dear Blonde,

What the frag does Kenshin and a Transformer have to do with big red letters? :confused:

I don't know if even the blondes infinite wisdom can answer that one darling. Lester is clearly having one of his "Moments":biggrin:

[hellokittykat]

You haven't seen all the shirtless pics of Adrian Paul in his photobucket :frown:

"Corner Gas", huh? :tongue:

I don't know if even the blondes infinite wisdom can answer that one darling. Lester is clearly having one of his "Moments":biggrin:

Yes, I think it's safe to say that someone was in a mood. :rolleyes: *heavy sigh*

[FeminineMystique]

"Corner Gas", huh? :tongue:



Yes, I think it's safe to say that someone was in a mood. :rolleyes: *heavy sigh*

A few hours in the corner, Lester'll be fine. :biggrin:

[Night Swordsman]

A few hours in the corner, Lester'll be fine. :biggrin:

Hon, i adore you, but lets not overestimate this. Lester? FINE?? :rolleyes:

[FeminineMystique]

Hon, i adore you, but lets not overestimate this. Lester? FINE?? :rolleyes:

Fair point, Lester has never really been "Fine" has he?:biggrin:

[fireSTRIKE!]

Hon, i adore you, but lets not overestimate this. Lester? FINE?? :rolleyes:

Lester is NOT fine, in ANY sense of the word... :rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

Fair point, Lester has never really been "Fine" has he?:biggrin:

Lester is NOT fine, in ANY sense of the word... :rolleyes:

Exactly! Listen to fireSTRIKE! Hon. You can learn a lot from a dummy. :biggrin:

[fireSTRIKE!]

Exactly! Listen to fireSTRIKE! Hon. You can learn a lot from a dummy. :biggrin:

HEY THERE... :confused:

[Night Swordsman]

The price of a american first class postal stamp: .42 cents

The price of a american comic book: 2.99+

The price of fireSTRIKE! finally "GETTING" something: Priceless.

:biggrin:

[fireSTRIKE!]

The price of a american first class postal stamp: .42 cents

The price of a american comic book: 2.99+

The price of fireSTRIKE! finally "GETTING" something: Priceless.

:biggrin:

*throws a cat scatching post at Sword*... :biggrin:

[section 8]

Dear blond

Where are my car keys?!!

[mgs]

The Blonde says ...

What, you both forgot about Kris? It has to be a foursome at least!
*nervously typing*
DEAR BLONDE,

How many girls having sex together does it officially take to be considered, 'an orgy'? :redface:

[section 8]

*nervously typing*
DEAR BLONDE,

How many girls having sex together does it officially take to be considered, 'an orgy'? :redface:

Thats easy, 4 to 6.

7 or more is an extravaganza!

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

What the frag does Kenshin and a Transformer have to do with big red letters?


BECAUSE OF THIS TWO YEAR THREAD.....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/booky1020/Kenshin/rk_kenshin099.jpg

http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss300/linquanlijie/strikegundam.gif

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/42735.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/sword_attack.gif

*facepalms* You've died you hair blonde haven't you. Clearly those pictures of sword strikes are me saying I'm going on strike because of this thread continued existence. If you hair was its normal color you would have grasped it, but alas a blonde's IQ is 99 points below the normal 100.

[FeminineMystique]

*facepalms* You've died you hair blonde haven't you. Clearly those pictures of sword strikes are me saying I'm going on strike because of this thread continued existence. If you hair was its normal color you would have grasped it, but alas a blonde's IQ is 99 points below the normal 100.

Which would still give them one point more than you Lester:tongue:

[Lester C.]

Which would still give them one point more than you Lester:tongue:

At least my IQ is still in the positive spectrum of intergers!:mad:

[FeminineMystique]

At least my IQ is still in the positive spectrum of intergers!:mad:

Alright Lester there's only one way to settle this like mature people now...

MORTAL KOMBAT

[Lester C.]

Alright Lester there's only one way to settle this like mature people now...

MORTAL KOMBAT

Even I know "Kombat" is spelled with a "C." I think I gave you way too much credit when I thought you IQ was -94654321464986523167856132165498561321659846541131 64984651321632165498465413141654987465423131654974 65132798764531321654987654313654987564632165498746 51326544654987461268162648594561321316549844651612 36549874655613216541987564544584516211511144149879 87556658946521479846513251414894158941598448564654 9856132198465132165498987515

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde

Do you think if the baby throws a tantrum, do you think it would be okay if I can put him in a neck crank?