Ask a Blonde!

[mgs]

And I untied her. How else can I spank her.
haha...whoa, whaaa?? O.o

More fun when she thinks she can escape.
hehe! :biggrin:

[Lester C.]

Where did the Lounge thread go? o.0

The same place you went!:mad:

You think I’m afraid of you? Well, you’d be right.:redface: So let’s settle this!:mad: You can find me in Georgia for out death match. This is what I look like by the way, fell free to attack on sight with your MANY edged weapons.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/heystacy.jpg

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blonde,

Who is a bigger wuss, Jack Bauer or Adrian Paul?

[a. non]

Dear Star Wars fan,

How come you missed my question :frown:

Dear Star Wars Fan,

How do you feel about the lack of Dyson Spheres and Ringworlds in the SWU?

[DoctorDoom]

Dear Blonde,

Who is a bigger wuss, Jack Bauer or Adrian Paul?
Adrian Paul.

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Star Wars fan,

How come you missed my question :frown:

After episodes 1-3, they are probably too embarrassed to admit to being SW fans. :rolleyes:

[Free-Man]

After episodes 1-3, they are probably too embarrassed to admit to being SW fans. :rolleyes:

Ugh. Why do people say that? Number 3 was good.

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Where did the Lounge thread go? o.0

You're so tall, you probably need binoculars to find it! I'll see if I can find it for you!

I have a problem with a couple of lesbians, mainly my cousin who owes me forty dollars.

My question,

Bree, Regular or Menthol?

For the cousin who owes you the forty dollars? I say propane!

Dear Blonde,

Why does the Revanchist suck so much?

If the Revanchist were any bigger of a weenie, he'd have Wienerschnitzel tatooed on his butt!

Dear Blonde,

Who is a bigger wuss, Jack Bauer or Adrian Paul?

Adrian Paul. Jack Baur is more of a wimp!


And I'd also like to point out that a certain ninja may not be getting any tonight!

[Free-Man]

Dear Blonde:

How do you continue to escape?!:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

How do you continue to escape?!:mad:

The Blonde says ...

I have scalpels hidden everywhere!

[Free-Man]

The Blonde says ...

I have scalpels hidden everywhere!

Hmm.
*Magnetically removes all scalpels.*

Bu-bye.

[Night Swordsman]

Ugh. Why do people say that? Number 3 was good.

Number three was a long giant JOKE, leading up to Dr Sidious Von Frankenstien raising Darth Monster and screaming "It's Alive! ALIVE!" :rolleyes:

Number 3 was not awful, but the fact that this movie could of SAVED the previous two with some very good Darth Vader,in armor, appearaces only to be reduced to a Universal Monster tribute is just sad. At least when chewie did the tarzan yell it was funny. :rolleyes:

[Sabrinaset]

After episodes 1-3, they are probably too embarrassed to admit to being SW fans. :rolleyes:

The Blonde says ...

There is at least ONE person who's not ashamed to be a Star Wars fan!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/11-26-200812748PM.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Hmm.
*Magnetically removes all scalpels.*

Bu-bye.

The Blonde says ...

We use hypoallergenic plastic scalpels now!

[Lester C.]

Dear Star Wars fan,

How come you missed my question :frown:

It's not that I missed it, it's that I didn't understand it. I even googled both terms and still didn't understand the question within the context of Star Wars.

[Free-Man]

The Blonde says ...

We use hypoallergenic plastic scalpels now!

Fine. If you can cut throught the tape, I'll just use some sort of chain or something.
*Chains Sabrina to chair. Tapes mouth*

NOW try to be a H8er.

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

There is at least ONE person who's not ashamed to be a Star Wars fan!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/11-26-200812748PM.jpg

The Blonde says ...

I have scalpels hidden everywhere!

THE REVANCHIST SAYS !@#$ YOU! :mad: HE ALSO SAYS YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SCALPELS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR !@#$ING @$$!:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

YES! I got the BIG red letters and smilies!

[Night Swordsman]

Fine. If you can cut throught the tape, I'll just use some sort of chain or something.
*Chains Sabrina to chair. Tapes mouth*

NOW try to be a H8er.

She will chew the tape with her teeth, filed to sharp edges for just this reason(or for something kinkier i have NO desire to imagine...).

If you chain her to a chair, then you used some form of hooks or locks, both of which can be easily defeated by people with knowledge to do so.

Your plan is doomed to failure. Miss MiracleBree to the rescue... :rolleyes:

Besides...there is NO WAY to make a Blonde SHUT up, without involving food or sex,and even then it is doubtful. :redface: (runs after that comment).

[Lester C.]

She will chew the tape with her teeth, filed to sharp edges for just this reason(or for something kinkier i have NO desire to imagine...).

If you chain her to a chair, then you used some form of hooks or locks, both of which can be easily defeated by people with knowledge to do so.

Your plan is doomed to failure. Miss MiracleBree to the rescue... :rolleyes:

Besides...there is NO WAY to make a Blonde SHUT up, without involving food or sex,and even then it is doubtful. :redface: (runs after that comment).

AND !@#$ YOU FOR NOT POSTING MORE!:mad:

[fireSTRIKE!]

She will chew the tape with her teeth, filed to sharp edges for just this reason(or for something kinkier i have NO desire to imagine...).

If you chain her to a chair, then you used some form of hooks or locks, both of which can be easily defeated by people with knowledge to do so.

Your plan is doomed to failure. Miss MiracleBree to the rescue... :rolleyes:

Besides...there is NO WAY to make a Blonde SHUT up, without involving food or sex,and even then it is doubtful. :redface: (runs after that comment).

man, you DO like to live dangerous, don't you?... Night Swordsman, indeed...:rolleyes:

[Lester C.]

man, you DO like to live dangerous, don't you?... Night Swordsman, indeed...:rolleyes:

AND !@#@# YOU TOO FOR YOU DISTURBING AVATAR!:mad:

[a. non]

It's not that I missed it, it's that I didn't understand it. I even googled both terms and still didn't understand the question within the context of Star Wars.

Well, with a civilization that old and that large, you'd think at least ONE group would build a shell or a ribbon around a star. Do you attribute it to a lack of imagination?

[fireSTRIKE!]

The Blonde says ...

YES! I got the BIG red letters and smilies!

the only thing Lester has that's big and red ARE his letters... :rolleyes:

[fireSTRIKE!]

AND !@#@# YOU TOO FOR YOU DISTURBING AVATAR!:mad:

I think you fucked up, Les... must really be disturbing you... :biggrin:

[fireSTRIKE!]

hey nonnie, been a while...

[a. non]

hey nonnie, been a while...

Hey Strike. Doing ok?

[Night Swordsman]

AND !@#$ YOU FOR NOT POSTING MORE!:mad:

I get really turned off by a lot of the Anti-Marvel posters on this thread, and have no desire to repopulate to another CBR thread, so i found another board that has NOTHING to do with comics or fan based things to talk to people about subjects i like without having to deal with the raving mad haters on here. Sorry Lester. If it helps,i do read a lot of the main threads.

Today i just felt like venting,so i am here,posting.

[Free-Man]

Okay, how about something that will blow everyone's mind:

I LIKE STAR WARS AND STAR TREK. YOU CAN LIKE BOTH WITHOUT THE UNIVERSE IMPLODING. THE TREKKIE/WARSIE WAR IS RETARDED

*Pulls a Beetlejuice, and magically seals metal plates over Lester and Sabrina's mouths*

Now both of you shut up!

[Lester C.]

the only thing Lester has that's big and red ARE his letters... :rolleyes:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/fuck_you-1.jpg

[fireSTRIKE!]

[QUOTE=a. non;9115636]Hey Strike. Doing ok?[/QUOTE

sure am, nonnie... miss you guys at the Lounge, btw...:frown:

[Night Swordsman]

Well, with a civilization that old and that large, you'd think at least ONE group would build a shell or a ribbon around a star. Do you attribute it to a lack of imagination?

I will be honest,i love both Trek and Wars as a child.
But what i loved most about Wars was that it was a STORY, with a beginning, a middle, and a climatic END. The prequels were not only unnecessary, they were poorly written and executed. Without redemption? No. There were some good parts in all three movies, but overall NOT worth of the original(and only TRUE) movies.

Trek i had the opposite problem: Serial storytelling, but very little character growth, especially after ST:TNG and DS9. And poorly written story lines for ST:V and Enterprise.

I am GRATEFUL for the new movie. It was fun, which i had not had in ST since First Contact.

[a. non]

sure am, nonnie... miss you guys at the Lounge, btw...:frown:

You're always welcome there.

I need to make my comics run real quick.

BRB

[fireSTRIKE!]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/fuck_you-1.jpg

I always said you were a class act, Les... :rolleyes:

[fireSTRIKE!]

You're always welcome there.

I need to make my comics run real quick.

BRB

thanks for that, nonnie... I know that I am, but not just yet... I have my reasons why I haven't been around for the past month, but I WILL return sometime in the future when I think the time is right...

[section 8]

The Blonde says ...



For the cousin who owes you the forty dollars? I say propane!

She is far more heavily armed tho, I'll just cut my loss.

[hellokittykat]

When I do the road trip with my brother, and if we reach the transcontinental mark, are you going to let me hang out with you and Sis?

[Lester C.]

When I do the road trip with my brother, and if we reach the transcontinental mark, are you going to let me hang out with you and Sis?

If Sabrina had posted this I would say something like who needs a car on a road trip when you can use a broom. Since it's you, I'm going to say that it is my fondest hope that you enjoy yourself as you deserve a break.

[Sabrinaset]

When I do the road trip with my brother, and if we reach the transcontinental mark, are you going to let me hang out with you and Sis?

The Blonde says ...

You sure can! Do you want to be with Kris and I in our room, or do you wanna get a hotel? And is this gunna be with or without the whipped cream and baby oil? And where do we put your brother in the meantime? :confused:

If Sabrina had posted this I would say something like who needs a car on a road trip when you can use a broom.

The Blonde says ...

If Lester had posted that, I would have said why use a car when you can fly a mosquito!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/De_Havilland_Mosquito-DK338-1942.jpg/300px-De_Havilland_Mosquito-DK338-1942.jpg

[Free-Man]

Dear blonde:

Bacon or fudge? What goes better with bacon?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear blonde:

Bacon or fudge? What goes better with bacon?

The Blonde says ...

Well, I guess bacon goes better with bacon!

I think Lester prefers fudge though! :tongue:

[Free-Man]

The Blonde says ...

Well, I guess bacon goes better with bacon!

I think Lester prefers fudge though! :tongue:

D'oh! I meant what goes better with eggs!

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blonde,

Why does Lester like ManFaye so much?

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

Well, I guess bacon goes better with bacon!

I think Lester prefers fudge though! :tongue:

Dear Blonde,

Not so sure I should post this given the fudge comment, but you plugging 24 I finally bought 24 Season 7. I made sure to buy it off of Amazon as Ebay wanted to charge me a 7% sales tax.:mad: Now all I have to do is buy Redemption, which I think I can score from a local blockbuster, and I'm good.

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

Why does Lester like ManFaye so much?

Dear Blonde,

If I like Manfaye so much than why is BEN MORGAN the one always bringing him up?:confused:

[Ben Morgan]

Dear Blonde,

Does Lester take a dump before or after he steals a punisher graphic novel?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

Does Lester take a dump before or after he steals a punisher graphic novel?

Dear Blonde Idiot,

Notice how Ben refused to answer my last question.:eek:

[Ben Morgan]

Probably because you didn't ask me, and I'm not a blonde?

[Lester C.]

Probably because you didn't ask me, and I'm not a blonde?

Dear Blonde,

I wonder how Manfaye will feel knowing that Ben Morgan isn't claiming him. Kids these days have no consideration toward the feeling of those they involve themselves with.

[Sabrinaset]

D'oh! I meant what goes better with eggs!

The Blonde says ...

Well, we never sold fudge with eggs when I was at Denny's, so I'd haveta say bacon!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Why does Lester like ManFaye so much?

The Blonde says ...

I can only guess because Lester likes to ride ManFaye!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/6-17-200890104PM.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Not so sure I should post this given the fudge comment, but you plugging 24 I finally bought 24 Season 7. I made sure to buy it off of Amazon as Ebay wanted to charge me a 7% sales tax.:mad: Now all I have to do is buy Redemption, which I think I can score from a local blockbuster, and I'm good.

The Blonde says ...

In four more days, I'll have season one of the Remastered Star Trek! I already have seasons two and three!

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

I can only guess because Lester likes to ride ManFaye!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/6-17-200890104PM.jpg

Damn you, I just choked on my sandwitch. :mad:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

If I like Manfaye so much than why is BEN MORGAN the one always bringing him up?:confused:

The Blonde says ...

Well, most people usually bring up SOMETHING after they think about ManFaye! The last time I thought about him, I was bringing up stuff I must have ate in the fourth grade! :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Does Lester take a dump before or after he steals a punisher graphic novel?

The Blonde says ...

This statue would seem to indicate "after"!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/DSC00963-1.jpg

[Free-Man]

Dear Blonde, which is better for quieting snarky Blonde Lanterns? Duct tape, or some sort of stitches?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK MY STRIKE IS GOING TO LAST SINCE PEOPLE STOPPED ASKING STAR WARS QUESTIONS?!!!!!! :mad:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde, which is better for quieting snarky Blonde Lanterns? Duct tape, or some sort of stitches?

The Blonde says ...

The only thing that can quiet a Blonde Lantern is the Blessed Afterglow ... and you won't be seeing any of THAT with us!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK MY STRIKE IS GOING TO LAST SINCE PEOPLE STOPPED ASKING STAR WARS QUESTIONS?!!!!!! :mad:

The Blonde says ...

I give it five minutes!

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Is this your card?

[Arrogantcur]

Okay, I got a serious question. I have dark hair, but sometimes I'll say that I'm having a "blond moment" when I say something stupid or forget something I should've remembered or whatever.

So, my question's not just for Bree but for everybody with blonde hair, really. Here it is:

If I said this to you, as a blonde, would you be offended? Do you think other blondes would?

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Blonde,

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK MY STRIKE IS GOING TO LAST SINCE PEOPLE STOPPED ASKING STAR WARS QUESTIONS?!!!!!! :mad:

Dear Blonde:

If you had to cast Lester in a role in the Star Wars movies, BESIDES Jar Jar or any of the Darths, who would it be? (just to make it a challenge).

I say Slave Leia, but just to make Lester curse. :evilsmile:

[Arrogantcur]

Maybe Lando Calrissian Junior, all grown up. From what I recall of the Lester pics I've seen, I think he might be right for it.

(If you're thinking he isn't dark enough, Lando hooked up with a white chick.)

But I am not blonde, so I will defer to her judgment.... :wink:

[Sabrinaset]

Is this your card?

The Blonde says ...

Does it have that scribbly stuff people call writing on it? Then it probably isn't!

[Sabrinaset]

Okay, I got a serious question. I have dark hair, but sometimes I'll say that I'm having a "blond moment" when I say something stupid or forget something I should've remembered or whatever.

So, my question's not just for Bree but for everybody with blonde hair, really. Here it is:

If I said this to you, as a blonde, would you be offended? Do you think other blondes would?

The Blonde says ...

It doesn't really bother me anymore. Now I just laugh along at it unless I can tell the person is actually trying to be mean while hiding behind jokes, and then I just do the same thiong back to them using whatever weaknesses they have in their looks. I sorta figure if they wanna dish it out they can take it too, you know?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

If you had to cast Lester in a role in the Star Wars movies, BESIDES Jar Jar or any of the Darths, who would it be? (just to make it a challenge).

I say Slave Leia, but just to make Lester curse. :evilsmile:

Maybe Lando Calrissian Junior, all grown up. From what I recall of the Lester pics I've seen, I think he might be right for it.

(If you're thinking he isn't dark enough, Lando hooked up with a white chick.)

But I am not blonde, so I will defer to her judgment.... :wink:

Well, besides Jar Jar, I'm thinking Lester is probably one of those Stormtroopers who couldn't even get a decent aim on a teddy bear holding a stick! :eek:

[a. non]

Dear Star Wars Fan,

Do you want to see a Thrawn clone popping up in the Legacy Era?

[David O Burcham]

Dear Blonde:

If I long-time CBR poster changes their profile identity from a "phoney" identity to their real name... is it a sign of trust in their fellow posters or a sad, desperate plea for attention?

[section 8]

Bree,

I can't find my Type O Negatve CD, any thoughts?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde:

If I long-time CBR poster changes their profile identity from a "phoney" identity to their real name... is it a sign of trust in their fellow posters or a sad, desperate plea for attention?

The Blonde says ...

Since virtually every post made on YABS *IS* a sad, desperate plea for attention, changing one's name doesn't even stand out here as a signifigant change! :eek: :wink:

[Sabrinaset]

Bree,

I can't find my Type O Negatve CD, any thoughts?

The Blonde says ...

Look here (http://www.zazzle.com/o_blood_type_o_positive_tshirt-235858755508561290) instead!

[David O Burcham]

The Blonde says ...

Since virtually every post made on YABS *IS* a sad, desperate plea for attention...

Hmmm... Interesting theory, but I'm not sure NOTICEME!!! that I completely agree with your ACKNOWLEDGEME!!! diagnosis. Can't one simply contribute VALIDATEME!!! to an online community without LOOKYLOOKYCHOCOLATECHIPCOOKIE!!! an ulterior motive of trying to justify IAMSOMEBODY!!! his or her own self-worth?

[section 8]

Bree,

Should I buy my dad Tool tickets for father's day?

[Cam63]

Is that a show or an observation ?

[Free-Man]

Hmmm... Interesting theory, but I'm not sure NOTICEME!!! that I completely agree with your ACKNOWLEDGEME!!! diagnosis. Can't one simply contribute VALIDATEME!!! to an online community without LOOKYLOOKYCHOCOLATECHIPCOOKIE!!! an ulterior motive of trying to justify IAMSOMEBODY!!! his or her own self-worth?

LMAO!!!
Blonde, what is the worst movie ever made?

[a. non]

Dear Calvin,

How is it that Hobbes hasn't killed you yet?

[OzBat!]

Lucky rocket underroos.

Dear Blonde,

If YOU had lucky rocket underroos, would you have even more fun?

[a. non]

Dear Fair-Hair,

Have you ever experienced pep AND vitality at the same time?

[Sabrinaset]

Bree,

Should I buy my dad Tool tickets for father's day?

The Blonde says ...

It's a little late, but you should buy him tickets to see Tool Time instead! Maybe you guys will be lucky and see Pamela Anderson back when she was still cool!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Calvin,

How is it that Hobbes hasn't killed you yet?

The Blonde says ...

Hobbes *could* kill me, but then she'd haveta pay for her own OB-GYN sessions with someone else!

[section 8]

The Blonde says ...

It's a little late, but you should buy him tickets to see Tool Time instead! Maybe you guys will be lucky and see Pamela Anderson back when she was still cool!

She was never cool.

I don't go for plastic otherwise, I'd hump tupperware

[Sabrinaset]

Lucky rocket underroos.

Dear Blonde,

If YOU had lucky rocket underroos, would you have even more fun?

The Blonde says ...

I'm sure I'd get even luckier if I took my rocket underoos off! :wink:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Fair-Hair,

Have you ever experienced pep AND vitality at the same time?

The Blonde says ..

No, but I have talked to Pink Bat Maxine and Veracity at the same time! :eek:

[solitude]

Does blondes like this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIPxAwEG3qs

[Lester C.]

Is this not the feel good news story of the new century?

Blondes 'to die out in 200 years'


Scientists believe the last blondes will be in Finland

The last natural blondes will die out within 200 years, scientists believe.
A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202.

Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland - the country with the highest proportion of blondes.



The frequency of blondes may drop but they won't disappear

Prof Jonathan Rees, University of Edinburgh
But they say too few people now carry the gene for blondes to last beyond the next two centuries.

The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene.

In order for a child to have blonde hair, it must have the gene on both sides of the family in the grandparents' generation.

Dyed rivals

The researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be to blame for the demise of their natural rivals.

They suggest that dyed-blondes are more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.


Bottle-blondes like Ann Widdecombe may be to blame

But Jonathan Rees, professor of dermatology at the University of Edinburgh said it was unlikely blondes would die out completely.

"Genes don't die out unless there is a disadvantage of having that gene or by chance. They don't disappear," he told BBC News Online.

"The only reason blondes would disappear is if having the gene was a disadvantage and I do not think that is the case.

"The frequency of blondes may drop but they won't disappear."

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

It's a good thing we're never going to become extinct like the Assyrians did! :cool:

[hellokittykat]

Dear Blonde,

Did you see your present at Lynxland?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Did you see your present at Lynxland?

The Blonde says ...

I sure did, and I have the batteries in now!

[hellokittykat]

The Blonde says ...

I sure did, and I have the batteries in now!

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/HKKVib.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

AND you get a free gallon of Hello Kitty KY Jelly with every purchase!

[FeminineMystique]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/HKKVib.jpg

DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT:biggrin: :wink:

[hellokittykat]

AND you get a free gallon of Hello Kitty KY Jelly with every purchase!

HK-KY Jelly! :biggrin:

[FeminineMystique]

HK-KY Jelly! :biggrin:

So it's true...Blondes DO have more fun:wink:

[Sabrinaset]

DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT:biggrin: :wink:

The Blonde says ...

We have some in stock ... would you like it new ... or used ...! :evilsmile:

[hellokittykat]

So it's true...Blondes DO have more fun:wink:

She does make a good argument for it, ya? :wink:

The Blonde says ...

We have some in stock ... would you like it new ... or used ...! :evilsmile:

Wh-! Where did you get that?

[Jae Namkyoung]

She does make a good argument for it, ya? :wink:



Wh-! Where did you get that?

I'll never tell. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA-BUWAHAHAHAHAH!

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

We have some in stock ... would you like it new ... or used ...! :evilsmile:

If I'm being honest darling? I think I'd be happy to go for either:wink:

[Sabrinaset]

Wh-! Where did you get that?

The Blonde says ...

I'm not saying! I might wanna use that trick again!

Hey ... are these your panties ...?

If I'm being honest darling? I think I'd be happy to go for either:wink:

The Blonde says ...

Good answer!

[Jae Namkyoung]

Dear Blonde

Can I steal more of HK-KY Jelly, for your and Master Ninja's pleasure?

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

It's a good thing we're never going to become extinct like the Assyrians did! :cool:

At least we had an empire at one point! During which we invented Math. The only math your people invented was this!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c299/lilbigmutha/dunce_cap.jpg

[Cam63]

Does blondes like this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIPxAwEG3qs

Hmm... This bannee reminds me of someone.

[Sabrinaset]

At least we had an empire at one point! During which we invented Math.

The Blonde says ...

And Lester should know ... he was there!

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

I'm not saying! I might wanna use that trick again!

Hey ... are these your panties ...?



The Blonde says ...

Good answer!

Thank you darling!:biggrin:

I also need plenty of HK-KY :wink:

[hellokittykat]

The Blonde says ...

I'm not saying! I might wanna use that trick again!

Hey ... are these your panties ...?

*grabs my panties and scats!*

[Cam63]

Wow... You really did get a fright.

[Sabrinaset]

*grabs my panties and scats!*

The Blonde says ...

Good thing she didn't know about the pair of hers that I'm wearing right now! :redface:

[Cam63]

*Shakes head sadly and removes panties off Bree's head*

[hellokittykat]

Wow... You really did get a fright.

I know! Geez, I log on and my panties get stolen and I'm tied up! :eek:

The Blonde says ...

Good thing she didn't know about the pair of hers that I'm wearing right now! :redface:

Is that where my favorite pair went?

[Sabrinaset]

Is that where my favorite pair went?

The Blonde says ...

What a coincidence ... they're now MY favorite pair too!

[Cam63]

I know! Geez, I log on and my panties get stolen and I'm tied up! :eek:

You really should brush up on your Houdini when James and Fem' are about.

...and this may help too. *Passes stiletto knife and thigh sheath to Kitt*

[hellokittykat]

You really should brush up on your Houdini when James and Fem' are about.

...and this may help too. *Passes stiletto knife and thigh sheath to Kitt*

Oi! Thanks! Good thing I can dislocate my shoulders!

[Cam63]

*Gulps*.......

[FeminineMystique]

You really should brush up on your Houdini when James and Fem' are about.

...and this may help too. *Passes stiletto knife and thigh sheath to Kitt*

What EVER are you implying darling? *Pins you down, ties your hands behind your back*

That said...of course you're ABSOLUTELY right:evilsmile: :wink:

[Lester C.]

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF FAIL!:mad:

[Cam63]

...but you only got here.

[FeminineMystique]

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF FAIL!:mad:

You clearly have no taste honey:tongue:

[Lester C.]

You clearly have no taste honey:tongue:

It was actually my idea, and it's still full of fail!:mad:

[FeminineMystique]

It was actually my idea, and it's still full of WIN

I fixed it for you:biggrin:

[mgs]

We have some in stock ... would you like it new ... or used ...!

I'll never tell. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA-BUWAHAHAHAHAH!

If I'm being honest darling? I think I'd be happy to go for either

Hey ... are these your panties ...?


Can I steal more of HK-KY Jelly, for your and Master Ninja's pleasure?

Good thing she didn't know about the pair of hers that I'm wearing right now!

I know! Geez, I log on and my panties get stolen and I'm tied up!

Is that where my favorite pair went?

What a coincidence ... they're now MY favorite pair too!


:eek: *thinking about all the girls into nasty, dirty but GOOD sex!!!*

[FeminineMystique]

:eek: *thinking about all the girls into nasty, dirty but GOOD sex!!!*

Nasty in all the right ways sweetheart:wink:

You think that's mind blowing, you should see what I'm wearing as I type this:biggrin:

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

How can I see what FeminineMystique was wearing as she typed the previous post?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How can I see what FeminineMystique was wearing as she typed the previous post?

The Blonde says ...

You need to be on the Lebian Network Channel, and ... oh, you don't have the password! Too bad!

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

You need to be on the Lebian Network Channel, and ... oh, you don't have the password! Too bad!

HEHEHEHE. Only a privileged few have it! Its said by some that those who seek to learn such knowledge go mad!

Its said by others that they go log on, watch it for a bit and then go to bed. But you can't trust people who say crazy stuff like that!:biggrin:

[Sabrinaset]

HEHEHEHE. Only a privileged few have it! Its said by some that those who seek to learn such knowledge go mad!

Its said by others that they go log on, watch it for a bit and then go to bed. But you can't trust people who say crazy stuff like that!:biggrin:

The Blonde says ...

Well, you can't trust people who say they go to bed ALONE after they watch it ...!

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

Well, you can't trust people who say they go to bed ALONE after they watch it ...!

:biggrin: So true darling. So very true:wink:

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

Why do Lebians have all the fun?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Why do Lebians have all the fun?

The Blonde says ...

We're a group that has HelloKittyKat in it! How can we NOT have fun?

[Free-Man]

The Blonde says ...

We're a group that has HelloKittyKat in it! How can we NOT have fun?

Dear Blonde,

Lester has apparently captured HKK:

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/Other%20Junk/SilentKat.jpg

Are you a bad enough dude to get her back?!

http://72pcfiles.info/72pinconnector/Pictures/NES/BadDudes1.png

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Lester has apparently captured HKK:

Are you a bad enough dude to get her back?!

The Blonde says ...

Well, I'm not a dude, but if I can rescue HKK from DethKlok, I can rescue her from Lester! I'll just haveta send in the Bree Team!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/3-31-200990044PM-1.jpg http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/BreeFlash.jpg http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/WW1.jpg

Heck, if I can knock out Darkseid, Lester isn't an issue!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/7-3-2008101004PM.jpg

[FeminineMystique]

Dear Blonde,

Lester has apparently captured HKK:

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/Other%20Junk/SilentKat.jpg

Are you a bad enough dude to get her back?!

http://72pcfiles.info/72pinconnector/Pictures/NES/BadDudes1.png

Combining the coolness of classic video gaming, with the red hot smexiness of duct tape bondage ;)

The Blonde says ...

Well, I'm not a dude, but if I can rescue HKK from DethKlok, I can rescue her from Lester! I'll just haveta send in the Bree Team!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/3-31-200990044PM-1.jpg http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/BreeFlash.jpg

Heck, if I can knock out Darkseid, Lester isn't an issue!



There's more than one of you?

Alright, that proves it. There IS a god :)

[Free-Man]

The Blonde says ...

Well, I'm not a dude, but if I can rescue HKK from DethKlok, I can rescue her from Lester! I'll just haveta send in the Bree Team!
Heck, if I can knock out Darkseid, Lester isn't an issue!


LMAO!
But does the Blonde Lantern Corps think they can stop even my big mouth from talking smack?!:wink:
Huh?
Bring it!

[Mach5RR]

Dear Blonde,
If a blonde woman marries a man who dyes his hair blue, what color will their kids hair be?

[Ben Morgan]

Dear blonde,

Can we ever be sure of how old Lester is?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,
If a blonde woman marries a man who dyes his hair blue, what color will their kids hair be?

Red. I've seen anime and I know full well that in Japan people have blue hair and saucer shaped eyes.

[Lester C.]

Oi! Thanks! Good thing I can dislocate my shoulders!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Lester C.]

I'm going to try to post it before my roomate leaves with the Digital Camera but I drew my own Carthtoon in class today because the teacher was teaching stright out of the book and I had already preread the chapter.

[Night Swordsman]

:biggrin: Um...am i the only person who love Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja?

[Lester C.]

:biggrin: Um...am i the only person who love Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja?

Like so many other games from Nintendo I remember loving it, but can't recall any of the details of the game.

[Ben Morgan]

I'm going to try to post it before my roomate leaves with the Digital Camera but I drew my own Carthtoon in class today because the teacher was teaching stright out of the book and I had already preread the chapter.

How many swurds did you draw? :redface:

[Sabrinaset]

How many swurds did you draw? :redface:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/LC101.jpg

[a. non]

Dear Bree Gardner,

How would the Blonde Lantern Corps fare against the mighty Gailactus?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Bree Gardner,

How would the Blonde Lantern Corps fare against the mighty Gailactus?

The Blonde says ...

It might be difficult! The Blonde Lantern Corps might need to ask for help from the secret corps Geoff hasn't introduced yet!

[Free-Man]

Dear Blonde,

What would happen if the Blonde Lanter Corps went up against Jae, Femininemystique, and Night Swordsman?

[Night Swordsman]

Dear Blonde,

What would happen if the Blonde Lanter Corps went up against Jae, Femininemystique, and Night Swordsman?

We would sit down, have Code Red Mountain Dew, and discuss the Blonde Corps terms of surrender. Of course i would have to go sit in a corrner while the Blondes surrender to the YABSKateers, but at least i would enjoy the view <grin>.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What would happen if the Blonde Lanter Corps went up against Jae ... and Femininemystique?

The Blonde says ...

We wouldn't go against Jae and Fem! I mean, Jae herself said ...

No I'm your sidekick, Fem's a fellow Yabskateer! Yabskateers are here to help the Blonde Lantern Corps!

[Night Swordsman]

The Blonde says ...

We wouldn't go against Jae and Fem! I mean, Jae herself said ...

Agree. Too bad the BLONDE Corp never reciprocated the sentiments...

[mgs]

Nasty in all the right ways sweetheart:wink:

You think that's mind blowing, you should see what I'm wearing as I type this:biggrin:
:eek:


*mind orgasm*



Can I see, please? :biggrin:


You need to be on the Lebian Network Channel, and ... oh, you don't have the password! Too bad!

HEHEHEHE. Only a privileged few have it! Its said by some that those who seek to learn such knowledge go mad!

I bet it's like, to log on, you have to be one of those registered users and one of the asterix'ed questions is whether you are a boy or a girl, and you CAN'T LIE!! So, when a girl gets on, they're in, but boys, get a face with a tongue, like our Tongue smiley! and can never log on!

Dear Blonde,
Lester has apparently captured HKK:

Are you a bad enough dude to get her back?!


The Blonde says ...

Well, I'm not a dude, but if I can rescue HKK from DethKlok, I can rescue her from Lester! I'll just haveta send in the Bree Team!

Heck, if I can knock out Darkseid, Lester isn't an issue!

Awesome pics!!



haha!! in re: the Darth Vader pic!

[Lester C.]

I asked my two year old how he feels about blondes and he said, "Don't want it." Kid smart beyond his years.

[Ninja Kris]

I asked my two year old how he feels about blondes and he said, "Don't want it." Kid smart beyond his years.

That's fine.

More for me.

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

We wouldn't go against Jae and Fem! I mean, Jae herself said ...

Awww, thank you darling *Snuggles* I wouldn't want to go against you either...partly because you can punch out Darkseid O_O

[supamike]

Why am i hooked on red heads???They are my kryptonite!

[FeminineMystique]

That's fine.

More for me.

HEHEHEHEHE. I have an image of you with a Blonde Lantern Corps harem now:biggrin:

[Free-Man]

HEHEHEHEHE. I have an image of you with a Blonde Lantern Corps harem now:biggrin:

*Ties you to a chair and tapes mouth

Shut up, traitor. Pfft...siding with the Blonde Lanterns....

Blonde,

Whats the best way to DISPOSE of a traitor?:evilsmile:

[Mach5RR]

Dear Blonde,
My friend is of the opinion that musical stylings of 'Creed' are as good, if not superior, to Jimi Hendrix. How do I (politely) let him know that he has the musical taste of a Howler Monkey suffering from tinnitus?

Also, why do red M&Ms taste exactly like green M&Ms, yet red Skittles taste nothing like green Skittles?

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde catches up and says ...

Awww, thank you darling *Snuggles* I wouldn't want to go against you either...partly because you can punch out Darkseid O_O

Thanks! I've said it before, Jae and Fem of the Yabsketeers are the best! Also, I have a mean uppercut!

Why am i hooked on red heads???They are my kryptonite!

I dunno ... we do have a support group ready if you want one!

HEHEHEHEHE. I have an image of you with a Blonde Lantern Corps harem now:biggrin:

It's no secret that Kris has a blonde fetish!

*Ties you to a chair and tapes mouth

Shut up, traitor. Pfft...siding with the Blonde Lanterns....

Blonde,

Whats the best way to DISPOSE of a traitor?:evilsmile:

Hand Fem to me ... I'll eat her! *ahem* :evilsmile:

Dear Blonde,
My friend is of the opinion that musical stylings of 'Creed' are as good, if not superior, to Jimi Hendrix. How do I (politely) let him know that he has the musical taste of a Howler Monkey suffering from tinnitus?

If TNA has taught me anything, it's that when you disagree with someone over music, hit them over the head with a guitar!

Also, why do red M&Ms taste exactly like green M&Ms, yet red Skittles taste nothing like green Skittles?

Those aren't really red M&M's ... you've got them upside-down! They're W&W's!

[hellokittykat]

Dear Blonde,
My friend is of the opinion that musical stylings of 'Creed' are as good, if not superior, to Jimi Hendrix. How do I (politely) let him know that he has the musical taste of a Howler Monkey suffering from tinnitus?

Also, why do red M&Ms taste exactly like green M&Ms, yet red Skittles taste nothing like green Skittles?

OMG...that is just sick beyond comprehension.

But then I don't comprehend much...:redface:

[Mach5RR]

OMG...that is just sick beyond comprehension.

But then I don't comprehend much...:redface:

I know. I mean, Red Candy should taste like Red Candy (Cherry flavored, btw, you sick cinnamon loving freaks) and Green Candy should be lime flavored. Tho, lime flavored chocolate is also disturbing, and may have to be disposed of. Actually, thinking about it, Green should be Mint flavored. But then we fall into the trap of mint flavored Skittles and that's even more disgusting. But I never cared much for Skittles anyway.

As far as the Creed thing goes (fetches Ibanez Electric Guitar from closet), well if you say so. I mean, how can following a blonde's advice lead me astray?

[FeminineMystique]

Hand Fem to me ... I'll eat her! *ahem* :evilsmile:



:eek:

I am both scared and turned on.

Perfect:biggrin: :wink:

[section 8]

Blonde,

I can has cheezburger?

[Sabrinaset]

Blonde,

I can has cheezburger?

The Blonde says

Uhm ... sure!

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says

Uhm ... sure!

I'm amazed we went this long without a LOL-cats reference:biggrin:

[Lester C.]

OMG...that is just sick beyond comprehension.

But then I don't comprehend much...:redface:

Creed albums are the best. Their live shows sucked though. I almost went to the Chicago show where the lead singer was drunk but I hate going to the city. Given that show made history and lead to the break up of the ban I should have endured the trip out but I !@#$ing hate the city. Too many people too close together being dicks. Even the buildings are close together and crammed as you can reach out from one window and touch the window the next building over.

[section 8]

Ah Creed, It's like Pearl Jam, only without that bothersome talent

[Lester C.]

Ah Creed, It's like Pearl Jam, only without that bothersome talent

I agree. I think their albums are good, but even before the Chicago thing they were known for bad shows.

[Lester C.]

Hey blonde do you think it would be tasteless to suggest R. Kelly and Supergirl in the superhero porn thread just to see what the peoples say?

[Sabrinaset]

Hey blonde do you think it would be tasteless to suggest R. Kelly and Supergirl in the superhero porn thread just to see what the peoples say?

The Blonde says ...

I would warn you that there may be a few posts questioning the need for it ... but then again, this is YABS, when have we ever cared that much about taste?

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

What's the easiest way to get superpowers?

[Lester C.]

My head hurts. I never get sick, but I'm going through caffine withdrawl. Other than take a hit of pop or coffee anything I can do?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What's the easiest way to get superpowers?

The Blonde says ...

Lock yourself in an Intrinsic Field Subtractor!

My head hurts. I never get sick, but I'm going through caffine withdrawl. Other than take a hit of pop or coffee anything I can do?

The Blonde says ...

Go to sleep!

[Bo Bo]

The Blonde says ...

Lock yourself in an Intrinsic Field Subtractor!



Dear Blonde,

Where can I find an Intrinsic Field Subtractor?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Where can I find an Intrinsic Field Subtractor?

The Blonde says ...

Contact a Dr. Jon Osterman! I think Janey Slater might know where he is!

[Bo Bo]

Bleh, sounds too complicated....

Dear Blonde,

Why am I hooked on listening to 80's music right now? :eek:

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

Lock yourself in an Intrinsic Field Subtractor!



The Blonde says ...

Go to sleep!

In another 26 minutes I will.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

Dear Blonde,

Do you subscribe to the basic principles of New Criticism? While the tenants of the intentional fallacy and affective fallacy are reasonable to a certain extent, it seems like it is impossible to completely separate subjectivity from an objective study given a reader's interpretation of a particular text.

[Sabrinaset]

Bleh, sounds too complicated....

Dear Blonde,

Why am I hooked on listening to 80's music right now? :eek:

The Blonde says ...

Is Bo Bo listening to Duran Duran?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Do you subscribe to the basic principles of New Criticism? While the tenants of the intentional fallacy and affective fallacy are reasonable to a certain extent, it seems like it is impossible to completely separate subjectivity from an objective study given a reader's interpretation of a particular text.

The Blonde says ...

I believe in New Criticism! Because, if it's older than a minute old, I won't remember any of it! :confused:

[Bo Bo]

The Blonde says ...

Is Bo Bo listening to Duran Duran?

Not yeat, but I will now!

Dear Blonde,

Should I be worried? :eek:

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

How do you like your blonde(s)?

The kind that is 'pure' blonde and yellow-y all the time, the kind of blonde that kinda wavers into the brunettish (darker) spectrum of hair, the kind of blonde that can mix with a reddish-type quality or the kind of blonde that gets so light, that it kinda goes into the very light yellowy to white type blonde?

Thank you.

[Sabrinaset]

Not yeat, but I will now!

Dear Blonde,

Should I be worried? :eek:

The Blonde says ...

The second you start listening to Chicago-based bands, start worrying!

Dear Blonde,

How do you like your blonde(s)?

The kind that is 'pure' blonde and yellow-y all the time, the kind of blonde that kinda wavers into the brunettish (darker) spectrum of hair, the kind of blonde that can mix with a reddish-type quality or the kind of blonde that gets so light, that it kinda goes into the very light yellowy to white type blonde?

Thank you.

The blonde says ...

I'm actually a fading platinum blonde at the moment!

[Free-Man]

The Blonde says ...

The second you start listening to Chicago-based bands, start worrying!


Dear Blonde....

Why you talking shit about Chi-town?:mad:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde....

Why you talking shit about Chi-town?:mad:

The Blonde says ...

Because Lester might be performing in them!

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

How did your feud with Lester start? (or is it Lester's feud with blondes?)

[Free-Man]

The Blonde says ...

Because Lester might be performing in them!

Well, it may surprise you to learn that I was briefly part of a Chicago garage band and I live there! And so...

*Tapes your mouth and throws you into boot of the car*

Dear Blonde,
Hope you like the dark!:mad:

*Slams trunk*

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Sorry, but after I pressed the sub-dermal circuit I had surgically placed there years ago, Kris came by, jimmied open the trunk, released me, slashed the tires of your car, and now the place you live in has two dozen invisible ninja traps waiting for y .... *SNAP* ... oh, better make that only 23 traps waiting for you!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How did your feud with Lester start? (or is it Lester's feud with blondes?)

The Blonde says ...

It started somewhere in the world-famous Coulter thread (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=128347), when Lester tried hijacking it away from the Lebians!

[Free-Man]

The Blonde says ...

Sorry, but after I pressed the sub-dermal circuit I had surgically placed there years ago, Kris came by, jimmied open the trunk, released me, slashed the tires of your car, and now the place you live in has two dozen invisible ninja traps waiting for y .... *SNAP* ... oh, better make that only 23 traps waiting for you!

What ninj tra...guhh!

*Awakens taped up in Sabrinaset's trunk*

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

It started somewhere in the world-famous Coulter thread (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=128347), when Lester tried hijacking it away from the Lebians!


Dear Blonde,

How did your feud with Lester start? (or is it Lester's feud with blondes?)

It was a long hard battle Mr. Bobo, but as you can see by the tread being locked...

LESTER WON!:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

Sorry, but after I pressed the sub-dermal circuit I had surgically placed there years ago, Kris came by, jimmied open the trunk, released me, slashed the tires of your car, and now the place you live in has two dozen invisible ninja traps waiting for y .... *SNAP* ... oh, better make that only 23 traps waiting for you!

:eek:

Invisible ninja traps?!

James is doomed isn't he?:tongue:

[Cam63]

:eek:

Invisible ninja traps?!

James is doomed isn't he?:tongue:

Yes. Yes, he is.

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

Sorry, but after I pressed the sub-dermal circuit I had surgically placed there years ago, Kris came by, jimmied open the trunk, released me, slashed the tires of your car, and now the place you live in has two dozen invisible ninja traps waiting for y .... *SNAP* ... oh, better make that only 23 traps waiting for you!

Sub dermal circuits are a good thing to have around here. Especially when me, James or Jae-Jae are online.

[GeneralReadingMan]

Dear the Blonde:

How do you see the emergence of new nuclear armed countries effecting the dynamics of geo-politics?

[mgs]

Dear Blonde,

Would you once again consider sex with a man, if it would permanently stop your little bratty brother from all his masturbating?

Wondering...
:smile:

[Hybrid2]

Dear Blonde,

Would you once again consider sex with a man, if it would permanently stop your little bratty brother from all his masturbating?

Wondering...
:smile:

Ewwwww. that's just sick.:eek:

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde'

What the !@#$ does it take to kill you people? I go to this online cafe Twat and everytime there is this annoying blonde *censored* who drives me nuts. I finally bet her to death with my bare fists and made sure to stomp her good. I come back to the cafe and she's alive and more annoying then ever! :mad: So I empty my nine into her and sped away in my helacopter to avoid the cops which crashed.:mad: Well I come back and she still alive, so I beat her to death with a baseball bat. After getting shot to death by a patron with a shotgun who blindsided me out the cafe I go there again and the !@#$ is still alive so I take a shot gun and blow her !@#$ing head off. Long and short of it I keep killing with everything from a combat knife to a granade and the !@#$ won't !@#$ing die!:mad: I finally fired a rocket launcher at her, but she ducked and rolled out of the way and I blew myself up.:frown:

[DoctorDoom]

Dear Blonde'

What the !@#$ does it take to kill you people? I go to this online cafe Twat and everytime there is this annoying blonde *censored* who drives me nuts. I finally bet her to death with my bare fists and made sure to stomp her good. I come back to the cafe and she's alive and more annoying then ever! :mad: So I empty my nine into her and sped away in my helacopter to avoid the cops which crashed.:mad: Well I come back and she still alive, so I beat her to death with a baseball bat. After getting shot to death by a patron with a shotgun who blindsided me out the cafe I go there again and the !@#$ is still alive so I take a shot gun and blow her !@#$ing head off. Long and short of it I keep killing with everything from a combat knife to a granade and the !@#$ won't !@#$ing die!:mad: I finally fired a rocket launcher at her, but she ducked and rolled out of the way and I blew myself up.:frown:
I'll take this one....

Dear concerned,

You bet her to death? Nice. Texas Hold 'Em, I presume? And to answer... we are eternal, little man.

[fireSTRIKE!]

two questions...

don't know if this has been asked before, but if it has, my apologies... truth be told, going back to see if it HAS been asked 'n answered somewhere within 180 pages is a bit much... plus, I'm just too damn lazy to go about it...

how did the Blonde and the stealthy Ninja first cross paths?... what were the circumstances?...

and...

what are your feelings, thoughts and opinions on dual/split personalities and do you know of any person that displays such behaviour?...

inquiring minds need to know... and just curious, is all... :biggrin:

[FalconX2000]

Dear Blonde,

Would you once again consider sex with a man, if it would permanently stop your little bratty brother from all his masturbating?

Wondering...
:smile:

Not a blonde, but I suspect something akin to the classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C0i9SZqMgc&feature=fvw

[FeminineMystique]

[QUOTE=fireSTRIKE!;9581521]two questions...

don't know if this has been asked before, but if it has, my apologies... truth be told, going back to see if it HAS been asked 'n answered somewhere within 180 pages is a bit much... plus, I'm just too damn lazy to go about it...

how did the Blonde and the stealthy Ninja first cross paths?... what were the circumstances?...

[QUOTE]

I'll admit, I'm curious about that one myself

[Sabrinaset]

It was a long hard battle Mr. Bobo, but as you can see by the tread being locked...

LESTER WON!:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

The Blonde says ...

which of course led to the lebians spilling out into ALL the threads instead of just staying in one! Good going there, Lester!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear the Blonde:

How do you see the emergence of new nuclear armed countries effecting the dynamics of geo-politics?

The Blonde says ...

Gee, since the last of the Geo line was discontinued in 2004 and the whole series was absorbed into Chevrolet, there are no Geo-politics TO be affected by nuclear dynamics! And it's really a shame, the Geo was a darned good car!

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde'

What the !@#$ does it take to kill you people? I go to this online cafe Twat

The Blonde says ...

You visit a place called "Twat" ...? :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

Would you once again consider sex with a man, if it would permanently stop your little bratty brother from all his masturbating?

Wondering...
:smile:

The Blonde says ...

No!

Besides, studies have shown that the more males masturbate, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer ... so I figure, maybe he's trying to save himself! I also figure Lester must be permanently immune to cancer by now!

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

You visit a place called "Twat" ...? :eek:

Yes, I do. A dollar each time I use the !@#$ing computer.:mad: Good thing I have all kinds of weapons and customers to take them out on. I just wish I could find landmines, so when they run to the door screaming they go boom! Ofcourse they don't all run, some of them cower and hide just not very well.:evilsmile:

[Lester C.]

Because of this thread I just embarrassed myself. I was reading Sabrina response and my phone rang. I was expecting my father to call, so I said what's up daddy? Well it was my boss at work, the stereotypical old white guy with no sense of humor whom I only thought existed in television before meeting him. Needless to say he wasn't happy with a brother, not that I give a !@#$ which is probably why we don't get along so well. Good thing for both of us, I have have to see him three times a week for five minutes a day as we work one man shifts.

[Sabrinaset]

don't know if this has been asked before, but if it has, my apologies... truth be told, going back to see if it HAS been asked 'n answered somewhere within 180 pages is a bit much... plus, I'm just too damn lazy to go about it...

how did the Blonde and the stealthy Ninja first cross paths?... what were the circumstances?...

l admit, I'm curious about that one myself

The Blonde says ...

Oh, it was late 2005, and I was reading a med book on a grassy park near med school ... I think I had just eaten nearby and I was catching some studying time between classes. Now, this park is in front of the college Kris was going to, and she was outside with her self-defense class doing calisthenics and twirling their bo sticks around. Anyways, I was checking Kris out from a distance because you know, she's really cute and all, I mean, she's twice as pretty as anyone else there in that group, and she noticed me doing it, even though I was trying NOT to look like I was looking at her! :redface: So after class was over, she walked over with the idea that she was going to have fun with me, since she's thinking I'm straight and she was irritated with me looking at her, but instead it turns out after she gets me talking that we were hitting it off really well ... That's basically how we met!

[Sabrinaset]

Yes, I do. A dollar each time I use the !@#$ing computer.:mad:

The Blonde says ..

I don't know what's worse ... that the only way Lester can ever get anywhere near a twat is to pay for it, or that he's admitting to it! :eek:

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ..

I don't know what's worse ... that the only way Lester can ever get anywhere near a twat is to pay for it, or that he's admitting to it! :eek:

Why don't you tell the people the truth! Blonde is really B.L.O.N.D.E. and it stands for bullying lebian one no decent endeavor!:mad:

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

How's your labour day going?

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde,

How's your labour day going?
Dear Bobo,


I guess you haven't read all the U posts Sabrina had going on with Karen and Bettlebum back in the day, otherwise you'd realize your fopa. :eek:

[Cam63]

Dear Blonde'

What the !@#$ does it take to kill you people? I go to this online cafe Twat and everytime there is this annoying blonde *censored* who drives me nuts. I finally bet her to death with my bare fists and made sure to stomp her good. I come back to the cafe and she's alive and more annoying then ever! :mad: So I empty my nine into her and sped away in my helacopter to avoid the cops which crashed.:mad: Well I come back and she still alive, so I beat her to death with a baseball bat. After getting shot to death by a patron with a shotgun who blindsided me out the cafe I go there again and the !@#$ is still alive so I take a shot gun and blow her !@#$ing head off. Long and short of it I keep killing with everything from a combat knife to a granade and the !@#$ won't !@#$ing die!:mad: I finally fired a rocket launcher at her, but she ducked and rolled out of the way and I blew myself up.:frown:

Thursdays can be tough.

[Shades0077]

The Hutch says...

Lester, you need to cut back on the GTA IV.

[Lester C.]

The Blonde says ...

You visit a place called "Twat" ...? :eek:

It's next to the store you own called "Twit." Okay that took hours to come to me, but it's still funny.

[Lester C.]

The Hutch says...

Lester, you need to cut back on the GTA IV.

And you need to stop listening to Beastie Boys. !@#$ rots your brain more than any game on the market!

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

Oh, it was late 2005, and I was reading a med book on a grassy park near med school ... I think I had just eaten nearby and I was catching some studying time between classes. Now, this park is in front of the college Kris was going to, and she was outside with her self-defense class doing calisthenics and twirling their bo sticks around. Anyways, I was checking Kris out from a distance because you know, she's really cute and all, I mean, she's twice as pretty as anyone else there in that group, and she noticed me doing it, even though I was trying NOT to look like I was looking at her! :redface: So after class was over, she walked over with the idea that she was going to have fun with me, since she's thinking I'm straight and she was irritated with me looking at her, but instead it turns out after she gets me talking that we were hitting it off really well ... That's basically how we met!

Awwww, that's so cute. Like a rom-com only with added awesome:biggrin:

The Blonde says ..

I don't know what's worse ... that the only way Lester can ever get anywhere near a twat is to pay for it, or that he's admitting to it! :eek:

Gah, you beat me to it! I wanted to do this joke but couldn't think how to word it:frown:

[Flamebird]

The Blonde says ...

You visit a place called "Twat" ...? :eek:

He keeps visiting, but they never let him in. :wink:

[a. non]

He keeps visiting, but they never let him in. :wink:

buh-dum-bum (http://www.instantrimshot.com)

Dear Fair-Hair,

Who would you get to play you and Kris in a biopic?

[Sabrinaset]

buh-dum-bum (http://www.instantrimshot.com)

Dear Fair-Hair,

Who would you get to play you and Kris in a biopic?

The Blonde says ...

Probably Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez! :redface:

[beetlebum]

Dear Blonde, how do I make the dizziness go away?

From a non-blonde who happens to be lightheaded at the moment, beetlebum.

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde, how do I make the dizziness go away?

From a non-blonde who happens to be lightheaded at the moment, beetlebum.

The Blonde says...

You might wanna lie down! I know there's times when I'm walking and I say "Whoa!" That's when Kris says "You put your shoes on the wrong foot again, dork." or "Remember, it's left, THEN right."

If that's not it, then change the settings from high to medium on the vi ... I mean, your personal massager! :redface:

[beetlebum]

[Tries advice]

Also, Dear Blonde?

Potete aiutarmi con i compiti di italiano?

Wondering if you want to play Teacher and Student with me, beetlebum

P.s Do you want to roleplay with me?

http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-953.gif

[Sabrinaset]

[Tries advice]

Also, Dear Blonde?

Potete aiutarmi con i compiti di italiano?

Wondering if you want to play Teacher and Student with me, beetlebum

P.s Do you want to roleplay with me?

http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-953.gif

The Blonde says ...

Oh, so we're going back to those pictures you used to post of all those schoolgirls again! :wink:

[DungeonmasterJim]

Dear Blonde,

Was it ill of me to be scoping out a HOT Silk Spectre that might have been underage? Or was it worse that it looked like her father was with her?


DM Jim :confused:

[beetlebum]

Roleplaying it is!

The Blonde says ...

Oh, so we're going back to those pictures you used to post of all those schoolgirls again! :wink:

Desidero stasera la mia ricompensa nel cielo :wink:

Even though I know you'll sell all of the pictures and I won't see a dime! :mad:

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says...

You might wanna lie down! I know there's times when I'm walking and I say "Whoa!" That's when Kris says "You put your shoes on the wrong foot again, dork." or "Remember, it's left, THEN right."

If that's not it, then change the settings from high to medium on the vi ... I mean, your personal massager! :redface:

Ah yes, the "Personal Massager". very good for relieving "Tension":wink: :biggrin:

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde?

Where the !@#$ is Heystacy?:frown:

[FeminineMystique]

Dear Blonde?

Where the !@#$ is Heystacy?:frown:

Stuck in one of Kris's ninja traps is what I heard.

Or possibly in the boot of my car. I've got, like, three people in there. I've been busy:wink: ::biggrin:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde?

Where the !@#$ is Heystacy?:frown:

The Blonde says ...

He's here now! Maybe he's hiding from a brother! :eek:

[Bo Bo]

Dear Blonde,

How can I get Beeb to play teacher and student with me?

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

How can I get Beeb to play teacher and student with me?

The Blonde says ...

First, remove all your Y chromosomes ...

[FeminineMystique]

Dear Blonde

Who is the narual arch nemesis of the Blonde Lantern Corps? (Besides lester ;)

[Shisho]

Dear Blonde,

How do you feel about Ann Coulter?

(It's been a slow day. :wink: )

[mgs]

SABRINA (aka The Blonde)!!! ANSWER ME THIS!!!!!












How pretty are you? :smile:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde

Who is the narual arch nemesis of the Blonde Lantern Corps? (Besides lester ;)

The Blonde says ...

Well, Lester is part of the Sith Lords ...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/Carthtoon10.jpg

We often fight the undead, who are now led by Amy Winehouse ...

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hx946u.jpg

And there's the Traitor Blonde, Paris Hilton!

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/bones2jack/Paris%20Hilton/ParisHilton_Caulfield_8572072.jpg

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde...

The Blonde says ...

Oddly enough, I can't seem to see the rest of the question! :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

SABRINA (aka The Blonde)!!! ANSWER ME THIS!!!!!

How pretty are you? :smile:

The Blonde says ...

I'm sorta cute! It's been almost a week since I shattered a mirror!

[fireSTRIKE!]

[QUOTE=Sabrinaset;9610588]The Blonde says ...

We often fight the undead, who are now led by Amy Winehouse ...

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hx946u.jpg


GODDAMNS, BREE... WTF has HAPPENED to her?... MY GOD!...

[fireSTRIKE!]

The Blonde says ...

I'm sorta cute! It's been almost a week since I shattered a mirror!

hopefully not over Lester's head... gotta curb those violent tendencies, y' know...

[Sabrinaset]

The Blonde says ...

Look, all I know is that Karen El STILL has standing orders to slap Amy the moment she sets foot in Bristol!

[DungeonmasterJim]

The Blonde says ...

Well, Lester is part of the Sith Lords ...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/Carthtoon10.jpg


Dear Blonde,

What the heck is your shoe size?

DM Jim :eek:

[Sabrinaset]

Dear Blonde,

What the heck is your shoe size?

DM Jim :eek:

The Blonde says ...

Lemee see ... 1 ... 2 .... uhm .... uhm ... :confused:

Look, all I know is the boots are big, but it's because I put all my makeup and stuff in there! :redface:

[mgs]

GAh!!! stop...posting...that...winehouse...pic!! *looking away in disgust* what the hell is wrong with her?!?! *shielding eyes*

[FeminineMystique]

The Blonde says ...

Well, Lester is part of the Sith Lords ...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/CarthToons/Carthtoon10.jpg

We often fight the undead, who are now led by Amy Winehouse ...

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hx946u.jpg

And there's the Traitor Blonde, Paris Hilton!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/bones2jack/Paris%20Hilton/ParisHilton_Caulfield_8572072.jpg


GAH! The evil one! :eek:

And that Amy Winehouse pic is going to be showing up in my nightmares for years to come O_O

[Lester C.]

Dear Blonde'

WHO DO I HAVE TO !@#$ING KILL TO GET THIS THREAD LOCKED?!! :mad:

[FeminineMystique]

Dear Blonde'

WHO DO I HAVE TO !@#$ING KILL TO GET THIS THREAD LOCKED?!! :mad:

Lester's off his meds again, apparently:tongue: Calm blue ocean darling...calm blue ocean:biggrin:

[Lester C.]

Lester's off his meds again, apparently:tongue: Calm blue ocean darling...calm blue ocean:biggrin:

The blue ocean in Califorina isn't going to be so calm when I have to ditch the evidence.:evilsmile:

[FeminineMystique]

The blue ocean in Califorina isn't going to be so calm when I have to ditch the evidence.:evilsmile:

Don't make me use my Goth Lantern ring on you sweetheart. :tongue:

[Lester C.]

Don't make me use my Goth Lantern ring on you sweetheart. :tongue:

I'm Goth too. My hair, skin and shoes have been black my whole life. Top that!

[Lester C.]

I'm Goth too. My hair, skin and shoes have been black my whole life. Top that!
Not quite too, my hair was blondish:eek: brown like my mother's when I was born but it turned black when I was a toddler so there!:mad:

[FeminineMystique]

I'm Goth too. My hair, skin and shoes have been black my whole life. Top that!

Alright, clearly I can't use the ring on you then...when two Goth Lanterns fight there's a risk the entire universe may implode.

[Night Swordsman]

Ok. Asking a blonde two Questions:

Angus. Is it REALLY made out of people, and is it SCOTTISH people only or do they use other nationalities? I am saying they are staying with real, true scotts myself.