I Heart Honeysuckle

[Nyssane]

Isn't Honeysuckle just the GREATEST character ever?!
Don't you just love her!

Remember that time she was servicing some fat guy and some religious whacko's busted in her room. And she was all "Who're you?!" y'know, wanting to know some answers and everything. And they were all "consider this retribution for your sinful desires!" and he tried to shoot her, but she dodged it and ran away? That was probably my favorite scene in the history of X-Men.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Honeysuckle.jpg

What's your favorite Honeysuckle moment/picture/issue/scene??
Where do you think the future will lead her??
I need to know!

Also, feel free to write fanfiction or draw fanart of Honeysuckle! She loves you all~~~!

Honeysuckle was created by Joe Casey.
Honeysuckle was named by Faded.

[Pyro]

What issue did Honeysuckle appear in?

[Hi-Fi]

What issue did Honeysuckle appear in?
The already classic Uncanny X-Men #399.


I love her.

[Christopher O]

OMG, I love her!

We need a Honeysuckle week!

[Nyssane]

The already classic Uncanny X-Men #399.


I love her.

What was your favorite appearance of hers? Mine personally was when she escaped death at the hands of the Supreme Pontiff. I was like WOW, Honeysuckle, you're awesome!

[Kalen O.]

Nay! Honeysuckle deserves her own month!

[Brian "Vash" Ashby]

well both visually and in name she seems superior to stacy x

[twilight]

She was a ho fo'sho.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/Steven_Beckett/Honeysuckle.jpg

[_Jayme_]

She was a ho fo'sho.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/Steven_Beckett/Honeysuckle.jpg

I just imagined Steve Carrell saying that in 40 Year Old Version.

"Oh..yeah..I remember her..she was a ho...fo show."

[Pyro]

I have to say, I think my favorite issue of hers was Uncanny #399.

LOL! @ Twi's picture. :p

Isn't her name just perfectly dirty? HoneySUCKle? Kudos to Faded.

[blinkinrogue]

speaking of mariah, any news yet???

[Nyssane]

Here's some Honeysuckle fanfiction!

The Adventures of Honeysuckle -- After Decimation

One day, Honeysuckle was sitting on her couch, flipping through the channels on her television. Unfortunately, nothing interesting was on, so she sat there, bored. Suddenly, the phone rang!

"Hello?" Honeysuckle asked excitedly.

"Hay, gurl!" the voice said. Honeysuckle smiled - it was her best friend, Bette.

"Hi, Bette! How are you?"

"Gurrrl, I'm good I s'pose. Didja see the news earlier?" Bette asked.

"No, I didn't. What happened?" Honeysuckle asked, biting her fingernails. She couldn't tell from her friend's voice if it was bad news or good news.

"Gurl, somethin' happened and now a bunch of mutants ain't mutants anymo'! I saw our ol' gurl Stacy up on the screen, talkin' 'bout how she ain't got her phermone powahs," Bette said, munching on a donut.

"Well, my powers still work..." said Honeysuckle, perplexed by the going-ons.

"Yeah, mine too, gurl."

"Maybe this is a sign, Bette. Maybe... we should be super-heroes!" Honeysuckle shrieked. This would be an opportunity for her to get out of the house and make a difference in the world!

After the X-Ranch burnt to the ground, the survivors banded together to form a new life away from super-johns. Honeysuckle lived a peaceful co-existence with Mother Nature, using the money she gathered from cheap sex.

But, her peaceful life soon grew boring, and Honeysuckle desired more. She didn't want to spend the rest of her life wilting away like a flower without sunlight. She needed that sunlight!

"Gurl, you crazay!" Bette gasped. "You know I ain't been outta this bed in weeks!"

"Bette, I can't do this without you! We have to be a super-duo!"

"Yeah, okay, gurl. Just come pick me up, kay?" Bette sighed.

Maybe... just, maybe... the two of them would make a difference in the world!

[Kalen O.]

speaking of mariah, any news yet???

Nope, I dont think anyone's heard anything though I hope Im wrong. In all seriousness, I worry about her. I hope we hear from her soon.

[Christopher O]

Nope, I dont think anyone's heard anything though I hope Im wrong. In all seriousness, I worry about her. I hope we hear from her soon.
I miss her. She probably loves Honeysuckle.

[Pyro]

Nyss, will you start a Poundcakes thread? You've made me love Poundcakes too, and I want to bask in her glow.

[Pyro]

Hey guys! I just got an inside tip on honeysuckle's whereabouts. Back when Black Tom was a tree, he kept her in his house and used her sexually, calling her "the prettiest flower of all." But since he wasn't paying her, she escaped. So now that she's teamed up with Bette, Claremont's going to write her in NEX going after Black Tom for revenge and finding out that he's now depowered. So they make him their whore and pimp him out at the new X-Ranch.

[Karl H]

The Supreme Pontiff was the worst villain ever.

The Neo > The Supreme Pontiff.

And I hate the Neo.

[blinkinrogue]

Nope, I dont think anyone's heard anything though I hope Im wrong. In all seriousness, I worry about her. I hope we hear from her soon.

yeah it has been ages, and i only remember the last things she posted about was the whole gen x things. one of the posters here i geniunely liked, not resorting to saying rude things to other people just to be "liked" or whatever and is a true diva.

oh, and not to stray too much, what are honeysuck.. honeysuckle's powers??????? ihavent heard of her until now.

[twilight]

Honeysuckle:A free form poem

Honey...suckle
How you buckle
Under pressure from the pontiff
And his goon squad cheer leaders.

Do you cry
Tell me why
Burn down the poorhouse,
You live in a greenhouse

[rilokyle]

I <3 Honeysuckle AND Mariah. I miss them both. Uncanny X-Men #399 is THE most sought after issue in the Marvel Universe. Honeysuckle is SUCH a diva that she only agreed to star in one issue. FABULOUS!

Nyss, will you start a Poundcakes thread? You've made me love Poundcakes too, and I want to bask in her glow.

Amen to that.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

omg I'm SUCH a blonde I just got the title of this thread

I heart Honeysuckle, I <3 Huckabee

[Pach!]

I wonder what drove her to become a ho when she could have become a park or a forest or something.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Maybe she's hiding from Martha Stewart

[rilokyle]

HONEYSUCKLE: ORIGINS, issue #1

"But Daddy! I don't want to study law at Harvard. I want to follow my dream: to be a high-class prostitute for mutant lovers," Honeysuckle tried to explain to her fierce father.

"Not while you're living under my house you're not! I won't let you become the cheap whore you're mother was. I didn't put you in the Honors Program for nothing Honey! You WILL attend Harvard in the fall and you'll like it," bellowed Honeysuckle's demanding father.

"Daddy, law is not what I want to do. I've been given a gift. I can entice men with my Poison Ivy-esque flower powers. I could do a lot of good in this world, bringing pleasure to even the most miserable people. Like, remember that time you tried to force yourself on me? I turned the tables around and made you enjoy it. I did that. Me," Honey pleaded. But her stern father was having none of it:

"I will not hear anymore insolence! You don't want to go to law school like Dazzler? Then FINE. You leave this house right away then and don't bother coming back! If you want to throw you're life away and become nothing more then a cheap hooker then SO BE IT!"

And with that, Honey's dad went on the rampage just like in that 'Little Mermaid' scene, destroying all of Honey's most prized possesions: her high school diploma, her spelling bee trophy, and her Hugh Hefner-signed dildo. "DADDY NO!!!!" Honeysuckle cried but her father was beyond listening. He went on the Warpath and proceeded to destroy everything she held dear. He even threw Honey down a flight of stairs!

At the bottom of the staircase lay the dumbstruck Honeysuckle. "Daddy..... please....." she tried once more. Her father then threw a condom at her and said, "Get out of here. You're no longer welcome here anymore. I hope you get F*%&ed. Literally."

Devestated, Honeysuckle put the condom in her backpocket and ran out the door, never looking back. Although disappointed that she had nowhere to go, no money, nothing, she was determined to prove her father wrong. That she could do this, she could make the living she always dreamed about. And with that, Honeysuckle walked out to the main road with high hopes and sad memories. Finally, a car stopped and man gestured to her. "How much?" he asked.

Honeysuckle smiled. Her time was coming. Literally.

TO BE CONTINUED..........................

[Dagger]

I love Honeysuckle, but I really really love Fat Nancy! How awesome was she? Probably the highest paid whore in the whole brothel!

[Monty_Cristo]

and i'm a weirdo for liking Shortpack? :confused:

[Nyssane]

Nyss, will you start a Poundcakes thread? You've made me love Poundcakes too, and I want to bask in her glow.

Poundcakes isn't an X-Character. :( And I dread posting a thread in the general Marvel forum.

And LMFAO RILOKYLE, I love it!

I love Honeysuckle, but I really really love Fat Nancy! How awesome was she? Probably the highest paid whore in the whole brothel!

I always hated how they changed her name to Fat Nancy ONE ISSUE AFTER she just appeared as "Bette"! Maybe Fat Nancy is her codename... but then, wouldn't she introduce herself as Fat Nancy to her clients? Ugggh, I remember Casey giving some lame excuse as to why that happened back in the day, but I can't be bothered. She's BETTE.

[Mikl C]

Aw. I miss Mariah lots.
Clint, take a pic of your bum4meplz.

[Christopher O]

OMG, remember that time Honeysuckle PWNED???

It was sooo amazing! <3 <3 <3

[Hi-Fi]

I always hated how they changed her name to Fat Nancy ONE ISSUE AFTER she just appeared as "Bette"! Maybe Fat Nancy is her codename... but then, wouldn't she introduce herself as Fat Nancy to her clients? Ugggh, I remember Casey giving some lame excuse as to why that happened back in the day, but I can't be bothered. She's BETTE.
See?? Bette was always such a convoluted character.

Honeysuckle FTW!

[jester1436]

Maybe Bette and Fat Nancy are sisters. Kind of like Mastermind and Lady Mastermind.

[Christopher O]

Maybe Bette and Fat Nancy are sisters. Kind of like Mastermind and Lady Mastermind.
Maybe Fat Nancy stole Bette's body like Psylocke did to Kwannon. Of course, that just goes to show that Honeysuckle is superior. Nobody as convoluted as Psylocke can possibly compete with Honeysuckle.

[Dagger]

I always hated how they changed her name to Fat Nancy ONE ISSUE AFTER she just appeared as "Bette"! Maybe Fat Nancy is her codename... but then, wouldn't she introduce herself as Fat Nancy to her clients? Ugggh, I remember Casey giving some lame excuse as to why that happened back in the day, but I can't be bothered. She's BETTE.
Maybe it's her 'stage name' because she has like 5 kids and a gorgeous husband at home, and nobody would suspect that our darling Bette would be Fat Nancy!

Plus, I just have this weird obsession with fat characters!

My loves: Fat Karma, Blob, Sumo, Pink Pearl, Big Bertha, Bette(Fat Nancy)

[rilokyle]

Maybe it's her 'stage name' because she has like 5 kids and a gorgeous husband at home, and nobody would suspect that our darling Bette would be Fat Nancy!

Plus, I just have this weird obsession with fat characters!

My loves: Fat Karma, Blob, Sumo, Pink Pearl, Big Bertha, Bette(Fat Nancy)

OMIGOSH I love Pink Pearl! She reminds me of punani.

[Faded]

Isn't Honeysuckle just the GREATEST character ever?!
Don't you just love her!

Remember that time she was servicing some fat guy and some religious whacko's busted in her room. And she was all "Who're you?!" y'know, wanting to know some answers and everything. And they were all "consider this retribution for your sinful desires!" and he tried to shoot her, but she dodged it and ran away? That was probably my favorite scene in the history of X-Men.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Honeysuckle.jpg

What's your favorite Honeysuckle moment/picture/issue/scene??
Where do you think the future will lead her??
I need to know!

Also, feel free to write fanfiction or draw fanart of Honeysuckle! She loves you all~~~!

Honeysuckle was created by Joe Casey.
Honeysuckle was named by Faded.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

You so crazy.

[Monty_Cristo]

OMIGOSH I love Pink Pearl! She reminds me of punani.

wasn't Punani crucified on the x-lawn by the Church of Humanity? b@stards!

[Pach!]

As much as I liked Stacy X in the beginning, it was a good concept gone wrong and in the end I would have preferred anyone to her.




I also voted the I miss Mariah option because I really want to meet her after all I've heard.

[Hi-Fi]

RUMOR!!!

New X-Men's Dryad was actually supposed to be Honeysuckle's younger sister, but Marvel prefered to keep Honeysucke's past a mystery.

[Faded]

LOL.

Undercover scoop:
Honeysuckle is the 'other' in jarrod's new poll!

[Nyssane]

I love you for bumping this, Hi-Fi.

And LMFAO, Faded wishes she was the old man being serviced by Honeysuckle.

[Faded]

I love you for bumping this, Hi-Fi.

And LMFAO, Faded wishes she was the old man being serviced by Honeysuckle.

Psh, please. I AM the old man being serviced by Honeysuckle.

[Matthew K.]

The Supreme Pontiff was the worst villain ever.

The Neo > The Supreme Pontiff.

And I hate the Neo.

agreed. It's a battle of the suck-stars.


ahh...Mariah's been gone for some time. Hope she is well in Michigan (if that's where she still resides).

[Nyssane]

Honeysuckle rox everyone's cox.

[Volk1]

Honeysuckle rox everyone's cox.

Not Frenzy's.





:)

[Petes Pants]

24 more issues until I get to experience the 'suckle!

[Nyssane]

Are you sure you can handle the sweet savory suckle of HONEY?!

[Petes Pants]

Chile, it ain't no thang.

[Nyssane]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/HoneysuckleinFemizon.jpg

Clearly, Honeysuckle was a member of the Femizons (top right corner).

[Schuimend Mormel]

I'm sorry, but that meat-person can't be Honeysuckle. She's lacking way too much chlorophyll.

[Nyssane]

I'm sorry, but that meat-person can't be Honeysuckle. She's lacking way too much chlorophyll.

Uh... that was before Honeysuckle gained her mutant powers. That, or she's not actually green, she just paints herself to be more like She-Hulk.

Or maybe the one who died is SKRULLSUCKLE!

[Schuimend Mormel]

Uh... that was before Honeysuckle gained her mutant powers. That, or she's not actually green, she just paints herself to be more like She-Hulk.

Or maybe the one who died is SKRULLSUCKLE!Please, let it be true. I tell you, the real Honeysuckle is appearing in Messiah Complex, secretly spying on everybody else. Did you notice that suspicious shrub in the background on a couple of panels?

[worstblogever]

Note to self: Read Uncanny X-Men #399 again to learn all I can about Honeysuckle and then... add her to her rightful place in the MUTANT TRACKER! (I guess she'd be "presumed deceased" in orange, right? Because she's not killed on panel.

[Affinity]

NYSSIE WHO IS THE BLACK GIRL in the top left corner, hurtling off the javelin????

LOVE HER.

[Nyssane]

Note to self: Read Uncanny X-Men #399 again to learn all I can about Honeysuckle and then... add her to her rightful place in the MUTANT TRACKER! (I guess she'd be "presumed deceased" in orange, right? Because she's not killed on panel.

She's DEAD?!?!

Lawl, but yeah.. they show a guy shooting but not who he's shooting. Honeysuckle could've slipped out the back door while the fat old guy got killed.

NYSSIE WHO IS THE BLACK GIRL in the top left corner, hurtling off the javelin????

LOVE HER.

That's Impala... she joined B.A.D. Girls, Inc. for a short while but left when Diamondback returned. She's pretty spiffy.

It's sad but I can name pretty much all of the females on that page.

[worstblogever]

She's DEAD?!?!

Lawl, but yeah.. they show a guy shooting but not who he's shooting. Honeysuckle could've slipped out the back door while the fat old guy got killed.



That's Impala... she joined B.A.D. Girls, Inc. for a short while but left when Diamondback returned. She's pretty spiffy.

It's sad but I can name pretty much all of the females on that page.

She exists... but is her name really "Honeysuckle"? I mean does Stacy X or Madame Drache ever refer to her by name so I can put her in Mutant Tracker? Other than her 2 panels of glory in Uncanny #399... she never really is mentioned... unless Stacy did in her return to X-Ranch?

[Nyssane]

She exists... but is her name really "Honeysuckle"? I mean does Stacy X or Madame Drache ever refer to her by name so I can put her in Mutant Tracker? Other than her 2 panels of glory in Uncanny #399... she never really is mentioned... unless Stacy did in her return to X-Ranch?

That's the whole point, WBE. Way to be OBLIVIOUS.

[pariah-1972]

You people are officially certifiable.

[worstblogever]

That's the whole point, WBE. Way to be OBLIVIOUS.

Hey, I'm always hopeful to add awesome D-List people I forget... for all I know, Stacy reflected on her in the ruins of the X-Ranch... or she did escape, and will one day to send some rose thorns up Stacy- er... Ripcord's hoo-hah for leaving her for dead! :p

[(NO)]

I'm embarassed for this board.

Seriously, you guys are showing love for HONEYSUCKLE?!?!?

[(NO)]

This D-List love is like the X-Men equivalent of Indie Rock.

[worstblogever]

I'm embarassed for this board.

Seriously, you guys are showing love for HONEYSUCKLE?!?!?

Honeysuckle will show you love if you have the $$$.

[Nyssane]

This D-List love is like the X-Men equivalent of Indie Rock.

I bet you're a Britney Spears fan.

[Affinity]

That's Impala... she joined B.A.D. Girls, Inc. for a short while but left when Diamondback returned. She's pretty spiffy.

It's sad but I can name pretty much all of the females on that page.

Lol Impala is COOL. Where else does she appear; like, what series is this?

PLUS who is the FAT LADY, and the woman with the hat and fancy black dress, but a curtained-cowl over her face? FIERCE.

[Nyssane]

Lol Impala is COOL. Where else does she appear; like, what series is this?

PLUS who is the FAT LADY, and the woman with the hat and fancy black dress, but a curtained-cowl over her face? FIERCE.

Impala appeared in Captain America for a few issues in the 400's... then stopped appearing. :(

The fat lady is Pink Pearl, LMAO. She's an Alpha Flight villainess who used circus folk as her minions.

The fancy black dress lady is Karisma, who was a villain from outside thing, I think. I don't remember, it's on the Marvel Appendix. LAWL.

[Nyssane]

Honeysuckle lives!!!