Spider-Caption ~ Volume 2 ~ #2!

[Sean Whitmore]

Wallopin' websnappers, it's back! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:

The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!

The rules:

I will post a picture from something Spider-Man related. Any dialog will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialog, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.

Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.

Past highlights: 1 (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=183375)

Have fun!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/regegfrbgrbsgfsnb.jpg

[Pyro]

Venom: "We said, 'Smile for the camera' you idiot! Don't you have any brains? Oh, right, We ate them..."

[Brian "Vash" Ashby]

After smelling the symbiote's fingers, Peter finally realized why Aunt May had been winking at him so much recently

[Frodo-X]

"Now, Spidey, you watch Bruce Willis while Sandman and I take Ving Rames in the other room."

[1WEBHEAD]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/regegfrbgrbsgfsnb.jpg

Venom: Where is your God now, Pete?

[Sean Whitmore]

Caption: Venom has yet to completely grasp the game "Guess Who?"


SEAN

[1WEBHEAD]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/regegfrbgrbsgfsnb.jpg

Venom: I got the hot dog, if you got the buns, Pete!

[Frodo-X]

Venom: "Can't you keep this mask on for five minutes?!"

[1WEBHEAD]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/regegfrbgrbsgfsnb.jpg

After that night, Peter has been getting an awful lot of fever blisters around his fun zone.

http://www.jeunesensante.ca/acsa/Portals/1/img/illustrations/herpes.jpg

Nuff Said True Believer!

[Chubber]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/4gregu/banjo.jpg

[pimp1911]

"Yum Yum, Venom your hands taste like chicken."

[1WEBHEAD]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/regegfrbgrbsgfsnb.jpg

Venom: Feel like dancing now, Pete? :evilsmile

[Adrian Tullberg]

Ten seconds from now, Peter will swear never to go to a discount massage therapist ever again.

[Matthew K.]

take one::BlackCostume:: Mom is SEW gonna love you! (*giggles like a school girl bitch*)




take two::BlackCostume:: I like you. I like you Ah-LOT!



(yeah...not really funny...but it's 5AM mytime & i thought it was funny...sorta)

[Venom]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/whitmore_sean/regegfrbgrbsgfsnb.jpg

Venom: "Peek-a-boo ya son of a spider!"

Narrator: "Remember this anyone?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqYA5mNfi2k&mode=related&search=

Narrator: "That's how Peter's screaming when Venom's ripping his head off."

[Mister Mets]

Spider-Man: Dude, people are going to use a photo of this out of context to make gay rape jokes.

Venom: That's sick, man. I just want to kill you.

[1WEBHEAD]

Spider-Man: Dude, people are going to use a photo of this out of context to make gay rape jokes.

Venom: That's sick, man. I just want to kill you.

:D

Aw, shucks. I couldn't help myself:o

(and neither could Venom, if you know what I mean.);)

[Chris N]

Cut! Our Tobey mannequin's head is facing the wrong way again. Can you have Topher drop down and adjust it!

...

Perfect. Roll cameras!