Pants War!!

[bipolar danger girl]

Super Pants or God Pants. You decide.

[Donald M.]

I assume Super Pants make your ass look super while God Pants make your ass look godly.

I can't say I particularly care how my ass looks, so I'll stick with the pants I've got, thank you.

[Spike-X]

What, no option for Super God Pants?

[Donald M.]

What, no option for Super God Pants?

Or, for that matter, Fat Pants.

Of course, that might be because that's what most people already appear to be wearing.

[kmeyers]

Are you trying to figure out which diaper works best?

My god pants are super absorbant.

[mgs]

God pants. I would'a voted, Sugar Pants, but that's reserved for people in relationships and creepy strangers! :)

[bipolar danger girl]

I assume Super Pants make your ass look super while God Pants make your ass look godly.

I can't say I particularly care how my ass looks, so I'll stick with the pants I've got, thank you.
The super awesomeness of super pants beats ass every time!

[Donald M.]

The super awesomeness of super pants beats ass every time!

I don't think I want pants that beat ass. That sounds painful.

[Valmore]

Clearly Super Pants, because God doesn't need pants.

[bipolar danger girl]

God pants. I would'a voted, Sugar Pants, but that's reserved for people in relationships and creepy strangers! :)I prefer Sweet Pants. Those are the kind my husband wears.

[bipolar danger girl]

I don't think I want pants that beat ass. That sounds painful.But also awesome, right?

[Donald M.]

Clearly Super Pants, because God doesn't need pants.

Though Jesus disagrees.

"I swear to myself dad, If I have to look at your balls one more time . . ."

[Gary_B]

Clearly Super Pants, because God doesn't exist.

[Donald M.]

I prefer Sweet Pants. Those are the kind my husband wears.

How do you know they're sweet? What first compelled you to taste them?

[Donald M.]

Clearly Super Pants, because God doesn't exist.

I forget, are Super Pants weak against Magic Pants, or is it just that they're as susceptible to them as an other type of pants?

[howyadoin]

I don't think I want pants that beat ass. That sounds painful.Spanky pants?

[Donald M.]

Spanky pants?

Just a bad idea in general. A lot of sick people would wear them backwards.

[bipolar danger girl]

How do you know they're sweet? What first compelled you to taste them?My husband's ass smells like ripe bananas.

[mgs]

I prefer Sweet Pants. Those are the kind my husband wears.

Doug 'Sweet Ass' Pants...hmm? Has a nice ring to it! :)

[MaxofSteel]

I picked super pants. My other pair of super pants are starting to wear out.

And I am NOT wearing my pair of shitty pants. Not after last time...

[Gary_B]

My husband's ass smells like ripe bananas.

Is this whole thread a set-up to a banana-split joke?

[clayholio]

I'm all about short pants. Full-length pants are so last week...

[howyadoin]

I'm all about short pants. Full-length pants are so last week...Just don't wear high water pants.

[kmeyers]

It's good to know...to figure out when someone doesn't care about your opinion, or what you said...

gimme a break I just read Harry Potter...and you don't like me anyway...

[howyadoin]

It's good to know...to figure out when someone doesn't care about your opinion, or what you said...

gimme a break I just read Harry Potter...and you don't like me anyway...It might be the booze I drank, but I can't figure out the relationship between what you just said and Doug's pants.

[Chris N]

Man I just drank a lot of whisky. It was Talisker. It was good.



Oh... topic.


uhhh... god pants. I'm a Catholic

[Thorlief]

my Pants of Death beat everything

thus I decide Super Pants, they're just so super

[bipolar danger girl]

It's good to know...to figure out when someone doesn't care about your opinion, or what you said...

gimme a break I just read Harry Potter...and you don't like me anyway...You are funny, Kmeyers. I bet you wear clown pants.

[Jared H.]

http://www.sluggy.com/images/comics/020408a.gif

[Gingold]

God pants. Because I don't believe in God. Or pants.

[Jeff Brady]

I don't see Sexy pants on the list.

[Paul McEnery]

Given Doug's habit of sticking inappropriate things in inappropriate orifices, I am very frightened.

I mean, it's normal to stick one banana up your arse, but I'm afraid of his ambition.

[Thorlief]

all this banana talking..

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/bananasplits_02.jpg

[howyadoin]

all this banana talking..

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/bananasplits_02.jpgSnorky was always popular with the ladies.

[morna]

oh god pants help me, I remember that show


it was pretty terrible

[howyadoin]

oh god pants help me, I remember that show


it was pretty terribleLies. Everything Sid & Marty Krofft did was gold.

[Thorlief]

Snorky was always popular with the ladies.

and everyone knew the reason
Snorky was the man. But so was Bingo, with his happy attitude. He had always a smile for everyone

morna come on, Banana Split Show was the freaking thing. Chango ruled

[Fish Sauce]

I choose parachute pants.

[Pól Rua]

I voted Super Pants because they would give superpowers. Which is cool.
If you get God powers, it ends up all crap. Witness 'Bruce Almighty'. Seriously.

On the other hand...
You know what I say to your hot pants?
Say what?
Say get on down, ah ha ha...
I'm in shippin', if you're receivin'
'Cause what I see I ain't believin'
The longest legs in the shortest pants
You got me doin' a matin' dance
(Pant pant)
You got me pantin' like a dog
(Pant pant)
Ooo I'm a hot pants hot dog

You burned a hole in my mind
When I saw your cute behind
Wearin' those hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Sizzlin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants

Sap's up spring's on the rise
I'm bustin' out my tube top tonight
Workin' the night shift, I get off at three
Breakin' out of that factory
Thunder thighs-hangn' out!
Moon beams, dancin' about

If you would be so kind
Put on those red hot pants and take a stroll through my mind

Hot pants, hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Sizzlin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants

Hot pants explosion
At the factory

Baby it's so sweet how you got me chokin'
Chokin' on the sizzle you deliver in that outfit so smokin'
Hot pants flare up

Ooo scintillatin' sizzlin' steamin'
Honey those hot pants got me screamin'
Supercalifragiwhata outfit you got on
Super vixen ooo foxy
Studball hunky baby rock me
Supercalihalitosis ooo that outfit's the absolute mostest

Ooo I've seen London and I seen France
But I never saw nothin' so hot as you in your hot pants
Sizzlin' hot hot pant
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Scorchin' hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Burnin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Steamin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants

Who says hot pants are dead and gone
Wait'll they see what you've got on
Yeah, I never saw nothn' so doggone hot
You belong in Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Here a hot, there a hot
Hot pants on a cute little butt yeah

I see the Army the Waves and the Wacs yeah
Marchin' down the railroad tracks in hot pants
Hot pants stretchin' tight
Yeah hot pants clingin' right
Hot pants, they're gettin' so hot
We might have to take 'em off

Ah, Fred Schneider... they just don't write songs like that anymore.
Well, it's illegal for one thing.

[Dan Apodaca]

I chose super pants, 'cause all it takes is one atheist to make your god pants disappear and leave you standing there in your drawers.

[Chris N]

I chose super pants, 'cause all it takes is one atheist to make your god pants disappear and leave you standing there in your drawers.

I prefer to think of god pants as the emperor's new clothes.

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

[Dan Apodaca]

I prefer to think of god pants as the emperor's new clothes.

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

I was the Emperor in that play, as a 5th grader. Trust me when I say that the Emperor does not come out looking good in the end. The victors are the swindlers who make off with his riches.