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Antoll MA
07-12-2007, 12:53 AM
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Deutsch: http://info.antollma.org/spip.php?rubrique196

English: http://info.antollma.org/spip.php?rubrique198

Espanol: http://info.antollma.org/spip.php?rubrique200

Français: http://info.antollma.org/spip.php?rubrique193

Italiano: http://info.antollma.org/spip.php?rubrique202


A bit more literal translation.

Tell us about your first contact?
It was 6 Jun 1975 at Saint-Geniez in the Alps in Haute Provence. I saw a red light in the sky, a sort of ball that sped over me. I was frightened but it stopped a few meters from me. And after that I dont’ remember anything

How were you able to tell it was an Encounter of the Third Kind?
It was easy because the XTs always went about in the same manner: They erased my memory but after about 2 years the images returned in my head. In my memories I visualized little gray men with big heads. They measured about 1.60m and communicated via telepathy.

What did they tell you?
Foremost they mentioned the name Antoll MA, Who is a numerologist and is identified as Jesus CHRIST. They also proposed to elect me master of the world. But I am 56 you know, I only have 4 years to do it.

Why is there an age restriction on the Master of the World?
Good question. He has to be between 50 and 60 years old. It is too late for me but I have the responsibility of naming the future master of the world

Sincerely, do you think they are serious?
Yes, definitely. You know, it is very disturbing to the world that I have tried so hard to protect. I received death threats. It is for that reason that I asked for a police presence on the last Jun 6 when I visited the XTs

Did they come? I would have thought that XTs didn’t need police.
Not at all. Because the sun wasn’t shining. The rain was discouraging. I decided that they weren’t going to show up until the time was right. There were journalists, police, spectators.... I even invited Nicolas Sarkozy

The president came?
No, one that day he was at the G8 summit. He couldn’t be in two places at once.

Boldido
07-12-2007, 04:28 AM
All right!!!! Just what the board needs, a new influx of crazy. Welcome to nut box Antoll. Please don't touch the thermostat, we keep it a little chilly on purpose.

Valmore
07-12-2007, 04:45 AM
Is that Robert De Niro?

parrish
07-12-2007, 05:53 AM
Didn't somebody post something like this a couple months ago?

HomerJay
07-12-2007, 05:56 AM
I have no idea what this is, so here's a drunken David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger off his bathroom floor:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/hoffXP_468x397.jpg

Winslow
07-12-2007, 05:59 AM
I am resurrecting the lost nation of Numenor.

I am descended for the half-elven blood of Beren and Luthien and it is my destiny to do so.

Puma
07-12-2007, 06:49 AM
Didn't somebody post something like this a couple months ago?


yup, same guy I believe.

Jeff Brady
07-12-2007, 07:30 AM
yup, same guy I believe.

The name is similar enough.

Slam_Bradley
07-12-2007, 07:37 AM
I want to be the first to welcome our new ant overlords.

Matt Algren
07-12-2007, 08:50 AM
A bit more literal translation.

Tell us about your first contact?
It was 6 Jun 1975 at Saint-Geniez in the Alps in Haute Provence. I saw a red light in the sky, a sort of ball that sped over me. I was frightened but it stopped a few meters from me. And after that I dont’ remember anything

How were you able to tell it was an Encounter of the Third Kind?
It was easy because the XTs always went about in the same manner: They erased my memory but after about 2 years the images returned in my head. In my memories I visualized little gray men with big heads. They measured about 1.60m and communicated via telepathy. You'd think the aliens would be better at erasing memories than that. For crying out loud, Zatanna's memory erasings last longer than that, and she's just a magician in fishnets.

What did they tell you?
Foremost they mentioned the name Antoll MA, Who is a numerologist and is identified as Jesus CHRIST. They also proposed to elect me master of the world. But I am 56 you know, I only have 4 years to do it.

Why is there an age restriction on the Master of the World?
Good question. He has to be between 50 and 60 years old. It is too late for me but I have the responsibility of naming the future master of the world
Serious question: Where can I apply for the position of Master of the World? I'm well suited, as I'm only sixteen years away from 50 years old, and it'll surely take long for someone to train me. By the way, where will the training take place? I'm not big on the idea of relocation. It's kind of a deal breaker.

Sincerely, do you think they are serious?
Yes, definitely. You know, it is very disturbing to the world that I have tried so hard to protect. I received death threats. It is for that reason that I asked for a police presence on the last Jun 6 when I visited the XTs

Did they come? I would have thought that XTs didn’t need police.
Not at all. Because the sun wasn’t shining. The rain was discouraging. I decided that they weren’t going to show up until the time was right. There were journalists, police, spectators.... I even invited Nicolas Sarkozy The aliens are allergic to rain? Man, that sucks. No wonder they want someone else to be Master of the World. The Earth is 70% water, you know.


The president came?
No, one that day he was at the G8 summit. He couldn’t be in two places at once.Obviously, he didn't hear about this opportunity to be chosen as Master of the World.

LtMarvel
07-12-2007, 10:53 AM
June 6, 2007:

My fifteenth wedding anniversary.

Matt Algren
07-12-2007, 10:54 AM
June 6, 2007:

My fifteenth wedding anniversary.
It must be a sign.

Is that you, Jesus Christ?

hoffmandu
07-12-2007, 11:18 AM
It must be a sign.

Is that you, Jesus Christ?


It's me, Margaret.......

Donald M.
07-12-2007, 12:16 PM
The aliens are allergic to rain? Man, that sucks. No wonder they want someone else to be Master of the World. The Earth is 70% water, you know.

No kidding. I mean, visitation called on account of rain? Are these aliens or Major League Baseball Players?

Say, there's a conspiracy theory for you.

"It's not steroids, it goddam alien experiments! Those ETs ruin all the good sports! Only one they won't touch is Soccer!"

Slam_Bradley
07-12-2007, 12:19 PM
No kidding. I mean, visitation called on account of rain? Are these aliens or Major League Baseball Players?



Maybe they're the aliens from Signs. Nah...that's too stupid to be believable.