Your soap opera name.

[TomStillwell]

Your soap opera name...

1. Your middle name.
2. The name of the street you grew up on.

My As The YABS Turns soap opera name would be...

Anthony Ridgeland...owner of the local international cosmetics company and secretly his own evil twin!

[Dark Galaxy]

Denise Butteville.

Sounds like I'm somebody's deranged country cousin.

[cedardryad]

Alexandra South Whitney.

I could almost be rich with this name if the South part wasn't in it. It's more of a stripper or porn star name.

[Aggie]

Denise Butteville.

Sounds like I'm somebody's deranged country cousin.

that's the up side of having a soap name and then when you suffer a bout w/ amnesia, you get a new name...or you just come back as your own twin after you've been killed off the first time around...

let's see mine would be "maluv cedar"...so totally lacking in pizzaz...:(

[Zack]

Miller Birnamwood.

...damn.

I have seven children from five marriages, two of them illegetimate. One of the ones that was raised legitimately isn't really mine, which caused me to lock my wife in my mansion's SECRET ROOM!!!! Because the child that isn't mine is in love with one of my legitmate children, whom he only met recently, but their love affair was thrawrted when they found out they were HALF-SIBLINGS!!!!

I also own a large company that does...something. It lets me ride around in limos and escape the police in helicopters and has a big office building where people have adulterous affairs ON MY DESK!!!!

If I was using the name of my first pet, my stripper name would be "Cassie Birnamwood."

[GozertheGozarian]

Allen Fourth.

So boring.

[heystacy]

Raynard Smith

I like it. I'd so be on the ultra tacky Bold & The Beautiful. I'm the artist with a mysterious background-wooing the ladies, hoping to get my hands on their money.

That is until some other character comes along and feels a need to find out more about my background.

[Lester C.]

J Bode. Holy crap my soap opea name doubles as my porn star name.

[Aggie]

Raynard Smith

I like it. I'd so be on the ultra tacky Bold & The Beautiful. I'm the artist with a mysterious background-wooing the ladies, hoping to get my hands on their money.

That is until some other character comes along and feels a need to find out more about my background.

eww...you're trying to get into stephanie forrester's pants...:eek:


Miller Birnamwood.

...damn.

I have seven children from five marriages, two of them illegetimate. One of the ones that was raised legitimately isn't really mine, which caused me to lock my wife in my mansion's SECRET ROOM!!!! Because the child that isn't mine is in love with one of my legitmate children, whom he only met recently, but their love affair was thrawrted when they found out they were HALF-SIBLINGS!!!!

I also own a large company that does...something. It lets me ride around in limos and escape the police in helicopters and has a big office building where people have adulterous affairs ON MY DESK!!!!

If I was using the name of my first pet, my stripper name would be "Cassie Birnamwood."


best.backstory.ever!!...:D

[Aggie]

J Bode. Holy crap my soap opea name doubles as my porn star name.

what kinda porn are *you* watchin'??

though j bode is an excellent soap name for a guy...your character would be dumber than a sack of bricks and you'll be conned into killing off the rich, old husband of some golddiggin' floozy with whom you have an affair.

[heystacy]

eww...you're trying to get into stephanie forrester's pants...:eek:

Steph, Brooke, Donna, Taylor, Phoebe, Jackie, & Ashley. I am the Scot La Rock of soaps, baby.

It's call acting. Somebody hand me my daytime Emmy. Put on your shades on. It's so bright.

[Lester C.]

what kinda porn are *you* watchin'??

though j bode is an excellent soap name for a guy...your character would be dumber than a sack of bricks and you'll be conned into killing off the rich, old husband of some golddiggin' floozy with whom you have an affair.

What's interesting is that my middle name is just J. My parents couldn't decide between Jacob and Joshua so they just put J on my birth certificate and never got around to changing it. To make my life easier I just tell people it's either Jacob or if the mood strikes me Joshua.

And the porn I watch is not something I want to discuss.:o

[Aggie]

What's interesting is that my middle name is just J. My parents couldn't decide between Jacob and Joshua so they just put J on my birth certificate and never got around to changing it. To make my life easier I just tell people it's either Jacob or if the mood strikes me Joshua.

And the porn I watch is not something I want to discuss.:o

oh god, that's just like homer simpson...:D

[Aggie]

Steph, Brooke, Donna, Taylor, Phoebe, Jackie, & Ashley. I am the Scot La Rock of soaps, baby.

It's call acting. Somebody hand me my daytime Emmy. Put on your shades on. It's so bright.

so you're saying that you'd hit that??...well you are indeed one mad mo-fo...;)

[Lester C.]

oh god, that's just like homer simpson...:D

What's really Simpson like is that an African American, mostly, man and an Assyrian woman were fighting over two Hebrew middle names to give their child.

[Aggie]

What's really Simpson like is that an African American, mostly, man and an Assyrian woman were fighting over two Hebrew middle names to give their child.

touche...:)

[the4thpip]

Alexander Charlotte.

I may be faking a French accent.

[heystacy]

so you're saying that you'd hit that??...well you are indeed one mad mo-fo...;)

I will out Brooke, Brooke Logan.

[Aggie]

Alexander Charlotte.

I may be faking a French accent.

like celeste's from DOOL?? because that is the mother of all fake french accents my friend...;)


I will out Brooke, Brooke Logan.

oh, so now you're back pedalin'...:rolleyes:

EDIT: totally misread that one...so i hope you enjoy all those STD's ... :P

[heystacy]

like celeste's from DOOL?? because that is the mother of all fake french accents my friend...;)




oh, so now you're back pedalin'...:rolleyes:

EDIT: totally misread that one...so i hope you enjoy all those STD's ... :P

It's a soap opera. There are no consequences to my slutty ways.

[Lester C.]

I will out Brooke, Brooke Logan.

My first thought reading this post was how the hell does Heystacy know who Brooke Hogan is. My second thought, after rereading the post, is who the hell is Brooke Logan.

[heystacy]

My first thought reading this post was how the hell does Heystacy know who Brooke Hogan is. My second thought, after rereading the post, is who the hell is Brooke Logan.

I am well aware of Hulk Hogan's daughter.

Brooke Logan is the tramp-du jour of Bold and Beautiful. No male can resist her.

[Aggie]

It's a soap opera. There are no consequences to my slutty ways.

unless you're a woman...:rolleyes:

[heystacy]

unless you're a woman...:rolleyes:

Well, soaps have inane plots, and border on tasteless often. Much like how LT TV works on your nerves.

[Aggie]

Well, soaps have inane plots, and border on tasteless often. Much like how LT TV works on your nerves.

point taken...and w/ that, i take my leave...later...:)

[heystacy]

point taken...and w/ that, i take my leave...later...:)

See you later. :)

[Sarah Beach]

Given that formula, my soap opera name would be.... Lucy Webb!

Gah. She's a mousy librarian, who goes around quietly manipulating people and messing up romances because no one will romance her. She wears glasses thick like bottles.

Heh.

[KevinTBrown]

Mine is.....

T. Lawrence.



(Yeah, like I'd finally reveal what my middle name is.... ;) )

[ElvisGuy]

Mine would be Scott Landfair.
..Sounds like a flavor at a gay ice cream parlour.

[Tommy]

Thomas Burbank. I am the son of the local land barren. I am seducing the female lead in a complicated revenge scheme since her parents killed my parents in a drunk driving accident, leaving me comatose for two years in which I aged ten years. I intend to drive her insane and get her to kill herself.

[Aggie]

Mine would be Scott Landfair.
..Sounds like a flavor at a gay ice cream parlour.

isn't landfair the stately manor of vickie lord buchanan carpenter davidson??


Thomas Burbank. I am the son of the local land barren. I am seducing the female lead in a complicated revenge scheme since her parents killed my parents in a drunk driving accident, leaving me comatose for two years in which I aged ten years. I intend to drive her insane and get her to kill herself.

you forgot about your radical plastic surgery...:(

[Night Swordsman]

Given that formula, my soap opera name would be.... Lucy Webb!

Gah. She's a mousy librarian, who goes around quietly manipulating people and messing up romances because no one will romance her. She wears glasses thick like bottles.

Heh.

Wow. <deep sigh>

Is it ok to fall in love with a YABS soap opera character?

[Solaris]

Christine Oakton.

Not too shabby. :D

Okay... so I'm the "rural girl who came to the big city to be a model," character... I've had acting lessons, modeling lessons, French lessons... and in my demeanor, I can actually leave my rural roots behind and come across as a sophisticated experienced pro model---which is what I try to pass myself off as.

My deep dark secret is that, in order to fund all those lessons and make a living, before I got in with the BatB modeling company (forget what it's called: the Forresters' gig), I worked as a porn star, under the name Mona Lotte... I have natural dark hair, but dyed it blonde and pretended to be a blonde Italian for the porn roles.

My Waterloo comes when Ridge Forrester discovers my dark secret: he's been dating me, and could never quite place why I seemed so familiar to him. They wanted me to bleach my hair blonde for a model shoot, and I was very reluctant, but finally acquiesed. When Ridge saw me on the runway, that feeling of deja vu increased for him... and finally he remembered seeing me in a stag film he saw at one of his bachelor parties.

Now, we're about to have the big "denouement scene," where he confronts me with who I was in the past (I'd given him a fictional history of being an ambassador's daughter, and growing up in France). :D

By the way... I'm quite intelligent, studied up on France, etc. for my fakery, and in reality am not a *bad* person... just someone who really wants to try to make her life over into what she wishes it had been... so she "plays the part" in order to get there.

Jeez... I should be writing for these guys! ;) :D

[Solaris]

Thomas Burbank. I am the son of the local land barren. I am seducing the female lead in a complicated revenge scheme since her parents killed my parents in a drunk driving accident, leaving me comatose for two years in which I aged ten years. I intend to drive her insane and get her to kill herself.


Tommy, that's "baron"---unless your father was sterile as all get out. :D ;) Hee.

[Tommy]

Tommy, that's "baron"---unless your father was sterile as all get out. :D ;) Hee.

Once more spell check gets the better of me.

[Solaris]

Once more spell check gets the better of me.

Hee! Don't sweat it---there are words I habitually spell wrong as well. It just drives me nuts, that I never can remember which way to spell them. (A lot of them are adverbs that either end in "ably" or "ibly," and I can't remember if they take the "a" or the "i".)

[Cam63]

Denise Butteville.

Sounds like I'm somebody's deranged country cousin.

Cue banjo muzak !

...Oh and my soap name is Anthony or Tony Taralga.

[Solaris]

Cue banjo muzak !


Of course, you KNOW it must be pronounced "Butte-ville," as in the desert buttes... not "Butt-ville," as in "where Bush's head is stuck."

:D

[Lester C.]

I am well aware of Hulk Hogan's daughter.

Brooke Logan is the tramp-du jour of Bold and Beautiful. No male can resist her.

How? I don't think you are the type to watch Raw or Smackdown.

[Cam63]

Of course, you KNOW it must be pronounced "Butte-ville," as in the desert buttes... not "Butt-ville," as in "where Bush's head is stuck."

:D

Sure thing, Butt sheila. :D

[Solaris]

IN an unrelated post (*cue thread drift police music*)... I noticed driving back from Florida an interstate sign that said something like

ZUCCHINI
PITTS

Now, I don't remember the name of the first town, but do remember that it was some kind of veggie... but the second town was definitely named "Pitts." I looked at it and thought, "I never knew zucchinis had pitts."

I love weird signage.

There was another sign we passed in Alabama, on the way to Memphis, that said

JASPER
PERRY

...which amused me, since we're friends with Perry Holley, and Jasper, both of whom post (or used to post) here.

[Cam63]

I like the sign I saw at the entrance to someone's property, stating " CLOZE THE FUKEN GAYTE. "

[Tobias March]

John Hillview.

Yup. I'm like a prospector or someone, who finally struck gold and suddenly has loads of cash!

[Sabrinaset]

Hmm. Lorraine Vega!

... it sucks.

I think I'll stick with "Tamryn Simone"

[Cam63]

That name has been taken... by Cecil Bronkaski.

[Night Swordsman]

I almost forgot: Roland McConnell

And i would be to terrified to act on a soap opera.

[Cam63]

" Roland !? "

Too good... Too fuckin' good...

[Infra-Man]

Mateo Miller... hmmm... If I only lived in Sunnyvale longer, I could've been Mateo Lakemuir.

[Night Swordsman]

" Roland !? "

Too good... Too fuckin' good...

Grrrrrrrrr.

Now you know WHY i do not use it. Grrrr. I usually use "R."

[The Xenos]

Weird. I thought that was for porn names too.

Anyway, mine is..

Xenos Morningside.

Ok, so I shortened my middle name, but I swear that's really it.

[Cam63]

Randy is worse.

[Cam63]

Weird. I thought that was for porn names too.

Anyway, mine is..

Xenos Morningside.

Ok, so I shortened my middle name, but I swear that's really it.

We believe you, Xene... Really !

[heystacy]

How? I don't think you are the type to watch Raw or Smackdown.

Just what is my type? I'm curious about your perception of me.

I grew up watching wrestling (or wrasslin' as my father called it). I'm not a stranger to it. I don't watch it now. The last time I was an active watcher, the Rock was still performing, and Kurt Angle had a title.

[heystacy]

Weird. I thought that was for porn names too.

Anyway, mine is..

Xenos Morningside.

Ok, so I shortened my middle name, but I swear that's really it.

I thought porn name was your first pet's name and the street where you grew up.

[Solaris]

I like the sign I saw at the entrance to someone's property, stating " CLOZE THE FUKEN GAYTE. "

My favorite has been, and always will be:

"Don't Let Worries Kill You; Let the Church Help."


This site has some hysterical ones... but won't allow direct photo links.
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php?page=1

My favorite is this one, and yes, I did a print screen to get it, because it's just too damned funny not to share the full visual here:

http://www.hanamoira.com/Chris/churchsign.jpg

And right now, all of you are wiping coke, coffee, and/or alcohol off of your screens and keyboards, aren't you? :D

But please, go to the site to see more gems! :D

[Night Swordsman]

Just what is my type? I'm curious about your perception of me.

I grew up watching wrestling (or wrasslin' as my father called it). I'm not a stranger to it. I don't watch it now. The last time I was an active watcher, the Rock was still performing, and Kurt Angle had a title.

I do believe Kurt HAS a title right now,over on TNA Wrestling,Heystacy...

[Infra-Man]

I guess this just begs the question:

How do you determine your space opera Jedi porn name?

[heystacy]

I do believe Kurt HAS a title right now,over on TNA Wrestling,Heystacy...

Like I said I lost track. Maybe he kept it all this time. Good to know though. ;)

[TomStillwell]

My wife's soap opera name is Helen Dorchester.

Helen is the matriarch of the Dorchester clan, the oldest and most powerful family is Oak Island Ridge Valley. While the town only has 400 people residing in it, this hamlet has 25 international fortune 500 companies headquartered there.

The Dorchester family owns all of them, all run by Helen's grandchildren, none of whom have finished college yet all as business savy as a Wall Street veteran.

Helen was once married to Ivan Strapano, a vaguely Euro-Asian man, yet gruesomely attractive. She fell in love with Strapano's kindly blonded-haired Nordic half brother Omar. Ivan perished in an attempt to shave Omar's head.

[Night Swordsman]

Randy is worse.

Yes...yes it would be worse,Cam. Thank you for sharing. :rolleyes:

[Night Swordsman]

Like I said I lost track. Maybe he kept it all this time. Good to know though. ;)

I do believe he won the title recently from Christian Cage.

[heystacy]

I almost forgot: Roland McConnell

And i would be to terrified to act on a soap opera.

You'd be the pretty boy that would eventually get into a love triangle, or have the obsessed ex that comes back to town to ruin your current relationship.

[heystacy]

I do believe he won the title recently from Christian Cage.

I am so out of touch with wrasslin (which I always thought was a soap opera for men). lol

[Night Swordsman]

You'd be the pretty boy that would eventually get into a love triangle, or have the obsessed ex that comes back to town to ruin your current relationship.

That is soooo not me,Stacy. Sorry.

I am NOT that good of a actor. :D

[Night Swordsman]

I am so out of touch with wrasslin (which I always thought was a soap opera for men). lol

You got it right. Have a good friend of mine,and every time he discusses Professional Wrestling with non-fans,this is a point he makes. It really is a soap-oprea,but with alot more fighting.

[heystacy]

That is soooo not me,Stacy. Sorry.

I am NOT that good of a actor. :D

The point is that it is fiction. None of us are the characters we created for this name game. ;) It's a chance to jump out of your skin and make a wacky storyline.

Besides, no one can out "do" Brooke Logan-except for maybe Reva Shane.

[Night Swordsman]

This must be one of Aggie's Lifetime(For Women) soap opera series.

Aggie has a lot to awnser for.

[heystacy]

This must be one of Aggie's Lifetime(For Women) soap opera series.

Aggie has a lot to awnser for.

CBS soaps. My mom used to watch them all the time, but gave them up.

[Solaris]

I guess this just begs the question:

How do you determine your space opera Jedi porn name?

Take your middle name, add "ki" to it, then take either your last name, or your pet's name and add "du" to it...

so I'm Christineki Allendu, or conversely, Christineki Beardu (or Warrldu---the latter probably works better, but Bear's name is funnier).

Of course, I'm making all this up, but hey, let's have fun!

[Solaris]

My wife's soap opera name is Helen Dorchester.

Helen is the matriarch of the Dorchester clan, the oldest and most powerful family is Oak Island Ridge Valley. While the town only has 400 people residing in it, this hamlet has 25 international fortune 500 companies headquartered there.

The Dorchester family owns all of them, all run by Helen's grandchildren, none of whom have finished college yet all as business savy as a Wall Street veteran.

Helen was once married to Ivan Strapano, a vaguely Euro-Asian man, yet gruesomely attractive. She fell in love with Strapano's kindly blonded-haired Nordic half brother Omar. Ivan perished in an attempt to shave Omar's head.

You made me LOL with that last line... :D

[heystacy]

Take your middle name, add "ki" to it, then take either your last name, or your pet's name and add "du" to it...

so I'm Christineki Allendu, or conversely, Christineki Beardu (or Warrldu---the latter probably works better, but Bear's name is funnier).

Of course, I'm making all this up, but hey, let's have fun!

Raynardki Doobiedu? :eek: LMAO!!!!!

The porn name would Be Doobie Smith (it just sounds nasty-lol-didn't name the dog).

[Solaris]

You'd be the pretty boy that would eventually get into a love triangle, or have the obsessed ex that comes back to town to ruin your current relationship.

I dunno... I think he's the scrapper made it rich guy who comes to town with his Fortune 200 company, and sets up shop as the main company's competition... and of course, he's handsome, suave, and immediately woos three of the women attached to the local rich clan... which leads to all kinds of chaos, havoc, jealously, and cat-fighting. Of course, one of them is the rich socialite daughter of the local patriarch, and the other two are wives of the patriarch's sons... :D

[heystacy]

I dunno... I think he's the scrapper made it rich guy who comes to town with his Fortune 200 company, and sets up shop as the main company's competition... and of course, he's handsome, suave, and immediately woos three of the women attached to the local rich clan... which leads to all kinds of chaos, havoc, jealously, and cat-fighting. Of course, one of them is the rich socialite daughter of the local patriarch, and the other two are wives of the patriarch's sons... :D

That will work as well.

[Tommy]

Thomaski Gingersnapdu?????

[Infra-Man]

Take your middle name, add "ki" to it, then take either your last name, or your pet's name and add "du" to it...

so I'm Christineki Allendu, or conversely, Christineki Beardu (or Warrldu---the latter probably works better, but Bear's name is funnier).

Of course, I'm making all this up, but hey, let's have fun!

So I guess you could make you Jedi soap opera name by just adding the street you grew up on to your Jedi name.

That makes me either:
Mateoki Vigilladu Miller
or
Mateoki Boddingtondu Miller

[Solaris]

That will work as well.

I confess, I had Victor (YatR) in mind a bit for that one... :D

[heystacy]

I confess, I had Victor (YatR) in mind a bit for that one... :D

Victor is so calm and collected. I was told he was evil when he first appeared on the show.

[Solaris]

Victor is so calm and collected. I was told he was evil when he first appeared on the show.

Yep, he was... it's been years since I watched it, but he was still coming out of that when I saw it.

[heystacy]

Yep, he was... it's been years since I watched it, but he was still coming out of that when I saw it.

He was this dead serious guy when I used to watch it. I've given up on soaps, but peep them once and a while to see if I can follow the action.

Gotta go. Have a good night. :)

[Zack]

I haven't watched Y&R in years, but I remember Victor's big deep voice. I keep imagining a character like Sean Connery on SNL's "Celebrity Jeporady."

"Your mother's a whore, Jack Abbot!"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Edward Colonial.

[Cam63]

I wish there'd been a Star Wars character named Bic Fartlighter.

[Alan Lynch]

Taylor Leith.

I like that name actually...

[WhiteRose]

Faye Mornington.

It sounds like the old dame's name that's ALWAYS sweet and innocent and maybe a little prudish, with her high-collared shirt buttoned right up and that delicate little broach at her throat. Then she's plotting. With GUNS. And selling SOULS to DEMONS in CLOSETS and KITCHEN SINKS.

[Weetomuncher]

I'm Robert Poplar. Apparently.:p

[Dazzler]

Well, according to the criteria, my name would be Steven Sandlick. Which i hate.

But me real, actual name is very soap worthy:
Chase Bowman.

That's right, I'm rich, beeeyotch!

--Dazz

[Alan Lynch]

Steven Sandlick is more porny than soapy ;)

[Aggie]

Faye Mornington.

It sounds like the old dame's name that's ALWAYS sweet and innocent and maybe a little prudish, with her high-collared shirt buttoned right up and that delicate little broach at her throat. Then she's plotting. With GUNS. And selling SOULS to DEMONS in CLOSETS and KITCHEN SINKS.

didn't that happen on "passions"...and this has got to be one of the coolest soap names ever...actually, this is one of the coolest threads ever!!...

I haven't watched Y&R in years, but I remember Victor's big deep voice. I keep imagining a character like Sean Connery on SNL's "Celebrity Jeporady."

"Your mother's a whore, Jack Abbot!"

okay this made me laugh for about 10 minutes...well played sir...:D

[Gilda Dent]

I have no middle name, but the street I grew up on was Melody Lane, which I think works by itself.

[Tommy]

I have no middle name, but the street I grew up on was Melody Lane, which I think works by itself.

She sounds like a spoiled daughter....

[Aggie]

I have no middle name, but the street I grew up on was Melody Lane, which I think works by itself.

oooh...i bet she's the sorority girl gone bad and does everything she can to embarrass her rich daddy because he didn't hug her enough as a kid.

[Sally Sensational]

I'm a military brat, so I get to pick the street name!

I'm going to go with Lynnette Caddo-Cambridge.

I get to be the snarky businesswoman who seduces all the young execs and tries to take over Victor's company.

[hellokittykat]

Talk about boring, mine is actually my grandmother's name.
We lived with my grandparent whose last was Wilson and they lived on Wilson Ave. And my middle name is my grandmother's first name.:rolleyes:

[Aggie]

I'm a military brat, so I get to pick the street name!

I'm going to go with Lynnette Caddo-Cambridge.

I get to be the snarky businesswoman who seduces all the young execs and tries to take over Victor's company.

yes!!...i think this is the first hyphenated name.

[Aggie]

Talk about boring, mine is actually my grandmother's name.
We lived with my grandparent whose last was Wilson and they lived on Wilson Ave. And my middle name is my grandmother's first name.:rolleyes:

how'z 'bout we just call you maimie wilson?? and you can be the uber matron of the wilson clan, a humble yet respected family in the town...kinda like the martins on AMC but not as bland...

[hellokittykat]

how'z 'bout we just call you maimie wilson?? and you can be the uber matron of the wilson clan, a humble yet respected family in the town...kinda like the martins on AMC but not as bland...

I forgot to put that Louise is my middle name, so I'd be Louise Wilson.

[Aggie]

I forgot to put that Louise is my middle name, so I'd be Louise Wilson.

even better...we can call you weezie...:)

[Michael P]

I'm Charles Ravenwood, no-good layabout playboy of the Ravenwood family who constantly schemes to cheat my sister out of her inheritance.

[Aggie]

I'm Charles Ravenwood, no-good layabout playboy of the Ravenwood family who constantly schemes to cheat my sister out of her inheritance.

you're like the 6th cad to be mentioned...where oh where are the nice doctors/oil barons??

[darkhanamaru]

ann eagle path

[ACertainMrDoe]

Karl Christian Holderbuck.

Maybe I'm the rich German uncle that suddenly pops up when the damsel is in distress.
Or the stock evil mad German scientist that tries everything to destroy the lover's unity because he was rejected.

[Michael P]

you're like the 6th cad to be mentioned...where oh where are the nice doctors/oil barons??

You have clearly not watched many soap operas.

[Aggie]

You have clearly not watched many soap operas.

...or have i??...<cues in "tag" music)...

[Aggie]

Karl Christian Holderbuck.

Maybe I'm the rich German uncle that suddenly pops up when the damsel is in distress.
Or the stock evil mad German scientist that tries everything to destroy the lover's unity because he was rejected.

loved spurned mad scientist...loved spurned mad scientist!!...:evilsmile

EDIT:

am i the only one who would actually like to post in this thread, in character??

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

I, Edward Colonial, am a rich, reclusive sportsman who hunts the most dangerous game of all... man.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Jane Barntongate.

[Tommy]

am i the only one who would actually like to post in this thread, in character??

No, you're just the first person who said it...

Allthough we need to come up with a nice New England name for our town.

[Sally Sensational]

Let's be different and make it a nice Southern town. We have way better scandals down here! And much bigger hair.

Let's see, it needs to have something botanical in it, like Magnolia or Whiteoak.

[Tommy]

Let's be different and make it a nice Southern town. We have way better scandals down here! And much bigger hair.

Let's see, it needs to have something botanical in it, like Magnolia or Whiteoak.

Birchwood? Mapleville? Oakhaven?

[Aggie]

No, you're just the first person who said it...

Allthough we need to come up with a nice New England name for our town.

i can always count on you to have my back..;)

Let's be different and make it a nice Southern town. We have way better scandals down here! And much bigger hair.

Let's see, it needs to have something botanical in it, like Magnolia or Whiteoak.



"Mint Juleps"...huh??

[Cam63]

Talk about boring, mine is actually my grandmother's name.
We lived with my grandparent whose last was Wilson and they lived on Wilson Ave. And my middle name is my grandmother's first name.:rolleyes:

You can be Kitty Litterbochs.

[Night Swordsman]

You can be Kitty Litterbochs.

Do you think she got teased in high school with a name like that,Cam?

[Night Swordsman]

Let's be different and make it a nice Southern town. We have way better scandals down here! And much bigger hair.

Let's see, it needs to have something botanical in it, like Magnolia or Whiteoak.

Pussywillow Pass?

[Cam63]

Kitty was teased... up until the point when she starting hurting people.

[Night Swordsman]

Up until the point when she starting hurting people.


HelloKittyKat HURT people? Why she is more gentler than a southern belle on a sunday! :D


And before the lebians get some sexual context out of the above statement,that is Sunday,not Sundae.

[Cam63]

" Deadlier than the male " is not just a catchphrase.

[Dazzler]

Steven Sandlick is more porny than soapy ;)

Egad. I hope to God i never get called upon to enter the fast paced world of pornography now.

I would rule.

--Dazz

[Solaris]

Let's be different and make it a nice Southern town. We have way better scandals down here! And much bigger hair.

Let's see, it needs to have something botanical in it, like Magnolia or Whiteoak.



Magnolia Plantation? Cape Jessamine? (or, if it's set in a Trailer Park, it could be "Kudzu Creek"). :D


Now... a Trailer Park Soap Opera could be a real scream...

Announcer's Voice:

Kudzu Creek: where the lives are more entwined than the vines...

Opening scene:

We see the interior of a Double-wide Trailer. A tall, handsome man in his 40's with graying streaks to either side of his Mullet is talking to a young woman with brown curled thin bangs that are hairsprayed so solid they will break in the slightest wind like brittle reeds...

Billy Bob Muscatel: Now, Jessie, there's no reason to be carryin' on lik' this...

Jessie Fouts: Oh, yes ther' is!

Billy Bob: Now, Trudy wuz just tryin' to help...

Jessie: But Daddy! She warshed mah truck tars! AN' my truck! Now Billy Joe Bob won't thank I'm a sexy womern, 'cuz my truck is dun up flasheh lik' 'em City Girls!" *scorn in voice*

Billy Bob: Naw, Darlin'---Billy Bob wil' unnerstan... atter all, he IS yor cuzin! *Snuggles Jessie*

Jessie, pushing Billy Bob away: Aw, Daddy! Nawt t'night---I jest got mah HAIR DUN!

Billy Bob: Awl right, sugar... Ah'll wait till a'ter yu go tu th' daince... *wicked grin* THEN Ah'll show yew whut a special lil gal yu air!

***

Allright... I'm making myself officially sick here.... nevermind.

[heystacy]

Magnolia Plantation? Cape Jessamine? (or, if it's set in a Trailer Park, it could be "Kudzu Creek"). :D


Now... a Trailer Park Soap Opera could be a real scream...

Announcer's Voice:

Kudzu Creek: where the lives are more entwined than the vines...

Opening scene:

We see the interior of a Double-wide Trailer. A tall, handsome man in his 40's with graying streaks to either side of his Mullet is talking to a young woman with brown curled thin bangs that are hairsprayed so solid they will break in the slightest wind like brittle reeds...

Billy Bob Muscatel: Now, Jessie, there's no reason to be carryin' on lik' this...

Jessie Fouts: Oh, yes ther' is!

Billy Bob: Now, Trudy wuz just tryin' to help...

Jessie: But Daddy! She warshed mah truck tars! AN' my truck! Now Billy Joe Bob won't thank I'm a sexy womern, 'cuz my truck is dun up flasheh lik' 'em City Girls!" *scorn in voice*

Billy Bob: Naw, Darlin'---Billy Bob wil' unnerstan... atter all, he IS yor cuzin! *Snuggles Jessie*

Jessie, pushing Billy Bob away: Aw, Daddy! Nawt t'night---I jest got mah HAIR DUN!

Billy Bob: Awl right, sugar... Ah'll wait till a'ter yu go tu th' daince... *wicked grin* THEN Ah'll show yew whut a special lil gal yu air!

***

Allright... I'm making myself officially sick here.... nevermind.


:eek: :eek: Awesome ROFLMAO!!!!

[Aggie]

:eek: :eek: Awesome ROFLMAO!!!!

ditto...that was a riot!!

[Night Swordsman]

Aggie and Stacy are correct,Solaris. That made ME giggle.

I still going with the town being named pussywillow. It pleases my inner cat-sense,and i know everyone else will go off on a triple XXX tangent. :p

[JTPencils]

Sweet Chirstmas...

That would mean my name would be Reese Spring Drummond High Parky Cottage Main Edgewood Third Main Elm Douglas Oakwood King. (I'm only counting til I was 18... Yeah, we moved a WHOLE lot when I was a kid... I probably had more addresses then an army brat)

[Dark Galaxy]

My three kids would be Denise, Gwen, and Sheridan Trillium.

My hubby would be William EastView. That sounds pretty soap opera-ish.

[Dark Galaxy]

I still going with the town being named pussywillow....and i know everyone else will go off on a triple XXX tangent. :p

I have a (male) friend that I've known since I was 11, that every time he says goodbye on the phone, he signs off with "Don't let your Pussy Willow", and I respond with "Don't let your Meat Loaf." For the last 10 years, never fails. Makes me laugh every time. I guess it's the simple things in life...



Not that it has anything to do with anything. Just sharing I guess.:p

[Night Swordsman]

I have a (male) friend that I've known since I was 11, that every time he says goodbye on the phone, he signs off with "Don't let your Pussy Willow", and I respond with "Don't let your Meat Loaf." For the last 10 years, never fails. Makes me laugh every time. I guess it's the simple things in life...



Not that it has anything to do with anything. Just sharing I guess.:p

It is cliche',but sharing is caring.

And i ADORE the kids names! Sherridan ...no b5 in your house? ;)

[Aggie]

Sweet Chirstmas...

That would mean my name would be Reese Spring Drummond High Parky Cottage Main Edgewood Third Main Elm Douglas Oakwood King. (I'm only counting til I was 18... Yeah, we moved a WHOLE lot when I was a kid... I probably had more addresses then an army brat)

that settles it...you're gonna be the one w/ multiple personality disorder...:evilsmile

[JTPencils]

that settles it...you're gonna be the one w/ multiple personality disorder...:evilsmile

If you say so Aggie, I guess that's it.

I am?

Yes...

Who?

Shut up you sniveling coward...

I'm not listening to you anymore...

You will in time...

Mommy?

[Aggie]

If you say so Aggie, I guess that's it.

I am?

Yes...

Who?

Shut up you sniveling coward...

I'm not listening to you anymore...

You will in time...

Mommy?

i guess you'll *never* be alone...*laughing* that was really funny, JT...:D

[Dark Galaxy]

And i ADORE the kids names! Sheridan ...no b5 in your house? ;)

The entire series was being shown daily on SciFi through my whole pregnancy. Can you tell?

[JTPencils]

i guess you'll *never* be alone...*laughing* that was really funny, JT...:D

Here's the sad part, I've had those conversations before!!!

[Aggie]

The entire series was being shown daily on SciFi through my whole pregnancy. Can you tell?

aww man...i was totally feelin' the "passions" vibe...:(

Here's the sad part, I've had those conversations before!!!

well...considering my daily dialogue w/ myself...i'm not one to throw stones...;)

[Sarah Beach]

Cavort in your frivolities all you want, you shallow residents of.... whatever. I, Lucy Webb, will sit here at my reference desk in the public library and compose a poison pen letter to the Sheriff about the nasty secret that the Ravenwoods are hiding!

*sniff* Because the heir of the Ravenwoods didn't even see me when he was talking about needing a dinner partner for some function! *sniff*

[Dazzler]

I just asked my mom this and I was not prepared for the answer OR the mental images it conjured:
My mother's soap name, apparently, is:

Marie Beaver.

Oh dear God.

--Dazz

[Zeb Oswalt]

Allen Loins......meh.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Hameed Delancey, but at age 10 I moved into a building around the corner so it changed to Hameed Roosevelt.(It was really FDR Drive.)

So I'll say I'm an undercover cop/fed on assignment in the town. my mission is to get information about how the crimeboss of the town rose to power, through murder, narcotics and weapon trafficking and prostitution. I'm supposed to arrange a hit and get him to ask me clearly to kill one of his former lieutenants who is about to testify against him, but it all goes wrong and I somehow become the new crimeboss.