Bad Wookiee! BAD!

[MacQuarrie]

Oh, Chewbacca, how could you?!!!? (http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_6329755)

[the4thpip]

My entire childhood was a lie. :(

[MacQuarrie]

It's stories like this that make me proud to live in Los Angeles. Greatest city ever.

[Karl J Barnes]

My entire childhood was a lie. :(

Eventually, it seems that everyone's childhood is a lie. Which is why I believe that we are really hooked up giantic virtual reality pods.

[Sarah Beach]

My entire childhood was a lie. :(

Remember: they are FAKE Chewwies. The real Chewbacca would never behave so.

:)

[Hulkamaniac]

Remember: they are FAKE Chewwies. The real Chewbacca would never behave so.

:)

If he was real, in real life anytime he stood next to a woman it would be harassment. The "guy" had no pants, his willy would probably brush against anyone he stood next to or closely passed by on a busy street!
Witch begs the question, were is a wookie's willy anyway? Can someone enlighten me on this crucial issue? The movies are no help :D

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

I hope this wookie gents bent.

[Cam63]

Maybe it was that Bigfoot.

[Alan Lynch]

If I actually witnessed this I'd spend the rest of the day convinced someone had spiked my beer.

[Solaris]

Parvo me, but 'tis clear that this wookie has a problem with dis-temper. Perhaps his shots went astray... rabies, or rabies-not. Of course, tick could be that he simply had an itch to scratch... fleas, fleas, don't blame the wookie, for his heart, worm and big, clearly led him to give a Jack. Kennedy all just get along?

For now, his tail is dun... it was a close shave, and he nearly got clipped, but he left the police without a lead. So the next time you see a wookie on the streetcorner, doing his business... don't give the cops the scoop, I beg you: just let sleeping dogs lie... for the Peter Mayhew save, may be your own.

[Solaris]

Well, if they ever *do* catch this guy, there's already a "Chewbacca Defense" in existence, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense so he's home-free!

You know... finding that wiki entry (it was one of the first links that googled when I looked up "Chewbacca") is so surreal, it makes Jim's story seem tame and normal by comparison. I cannot *believe* that lawyers are actually using this thing in real courtrooms... and that it's working.

[PatrickG]

I can believe it.

In high school, I wanted to use zero point energy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_point#.22Free_energy.22_devices) in environmental debates. My plan was to use credible NASA research and fail to disclose the projected development timeline, which places us at least a hundred years away from any practical application, if ever.

My coach felt it was unethical. I felt that if it exploited my opponents' or audience's lack of understanding about energy topics (aside from a small area of easily accessed research) then they did not deserve to be the ones making the decision.

Counterfeiting is grand scale theft. It steals value from every working person in the country by devaluing the currency.

But if someone literally didn't know the difference between Monopoly money and cash, I'd spend it without guilt. Because in that case the currency is already devalued by having people willing to accept Monopoly money as cash, whether or not anyone actually spends it.

[Cam63]

Parvo me, but 'tis clear that this wookie has a problem with dis-temper. Perhaps his shots went astray... rabies, or rabies-not. Of course, tick could be that he simply had an itch to scratch... fleas, fleas, don't blame the wookie, for his heart, worm and big, clearly led him to give a Jack. Kennedy all just get along?

For now, his tail is dun... it was a close shave, and he nearly got clipped, but he left the police without a lead. So the next time you see a wookie on the streetcorner, doing his business... don't give the cops the scoop, I beg you: just let sleeping dogs lie... for the Peter Mayhew save, may be your own.

*Puts down beer to applaud post*

[Solaris]

*Puts down beer to applaud post*


*picks up drink to toast applause post*

:D

Thenk-keu, thenk-keu... I'll be appearing at the Roxy every Saturday night for the next month. Yes, Perry, you'll need to buy tickets. (Perry usually rpg's with us on Saturday nights, heh.)

[Lester C.]

This story made me feel feel good and bad. First I laughed because it's funny. A heart beat later I realized I was laughing at a woman being sexually assaulted and proceeded to feel like human excrement.

[Cam63]

You weren't laughing at the victim, Lester.

[Solaris]

This story made me feel feel good and bad. First I laughed because it's funny. A heart beat later I realized I was laughing at a woman being sexually assaulted and proceeded to feel like human excrement.

If it was a Monroe impersonator, it was probably a guy, Lester.

But still... one shouldn't grab the genitals of a stranger on the street out of outrage... only for money. :D

[saintsaucey]

i find it fucking histaricle

[TheLazy]

I thought chewy was gay?:confused:

[Cam63]

Well, for a Wookie, he's pretty happy and care free.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Please.

Everybody knew Chewie is a perv. :D

http://www.etherlair.com/images/net/solowho.jpg

[MacQuarrie]

Here's a little film about these people. YEESH!

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2532777/collection/222/channel/shorts

[The Xenos]

Here's a little film about these people. YEESH!

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2532777/collection/222/channel/shorts

The Superman one seems at least sincere as a fan. Though maybe too sincere of a fan. Not so sure about the other ones.

I ran into a Spider-man on the streets of New York. I kinda feel like a dick now knowing he was there for tips. Then again, I could go into the convention and see handmade costumes that were ten times better than his store bought crap.

I hope this wookie gents bent.

Ah... dammit that made me laugh.

[saintsaucey]

worst spiderman costume ever

[Alan Lynch]

I thought chewy was gay?:confused:
He has a son and everything! Which doesn't necessarily mean he isn't gay mind you...

[Solaris]

Here's a little film about these people. YEESH!

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2532777/collection/222/channel/shorts

That's kinda neat, kinda funny, and kinda sad, all at the same time.

As for the costumes... well, if you have enough money to put into a really good costume, it's not likely that you're gonna have time to street-perform... because you probably have a day job. :D