Unintentionally Dirty-Sounding Names

[Black Atom]

Nods to Mud. Post names of characters (or real-life people) with names that sound dirty, such as:

Volstagg the Enormous
The Whizzer
The Thing

[Ghost]

Like, half of the My Little Ponies.

They had names like "Morning Glory" and "Honeysuckle." oO

[Len Ikari145]

Fuko from Flame of Recca.

In the Phillipine dub , they actually changed her name to Aira because how it would be pronounced in English (well, using consonant sounds...).

[Schornforce]

Fear it or embrace it--

Man-Thing

[kain5252]

"Honeysuckle." oO

That one made me laugh. :D



Hmm, how about Swamp Thing.

[EarthDeconstructer]

All names on the Adult Swim Shows...ALL OF THEM!

[Ghost]

Fear it or embrace it--

Man-Thing

Giant-Size Man-Thing! ;)

[Black Atom]

The fact that Man-Thing's face looks like cokkenballs is making me wonder how unintentional that really is.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Lost in translation:

Conan - remove the 2nd "n" and you have in portuguese a derrogatory term for the female´s privates
Laputa-Castle in the Sky

[KJ Stewart]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Mr._Tickle.jpg

[Darth Joker]

Man-Eater Bug - Yu-Gu-Oh creature type (LittleKuriboh lampooned this very well)

The Millenium Rod - Yu-Gi-Oh millenium item.

Prime Minister Wang - Irresponsible Captain Tylor villain

[Clouds-Are-Nice]

Quattro (B\V)agina from Gundam.

[Fallman]

Like, half of the My Little Ponies.

They had names like "Morning Glory" and "Honeysuckle." oO

There was actually an online test for that. Most people can't tell the difference between My Little Pony and Porn Star names.

[Kirayoshi]

Laputa-Castle in the Sky
Literary fun fact: Laputa was originally a floating city in Jonathan Swift's "Gulliver's Travels". While venturing through the city, Gulliver found it occupied by absent-minded geniuses, whose wives had left the city to pursue sexual encounters on land. Swift knew exactly what 'Laputa' means in Spanish. That wasn't unintentional at all.

[KingEli]

The Dirty Pair.

[StreetFighterRyu]

Colin, Candy (if that's even a name) Cologne (I think that's how you spell it) and Akira for some reason.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Literary fun fact: Laputa was originally a floating city in Jonathan Swift's "Gulliver's Travels". While venturing through the city, Gulliver found it occupied by absent-minded geniuses, whose wives had left the city to pursue sexual encounters on land. Swift knew exactly what 'Laputa' means in Spanish. That wasn't unintentional at all.

LOL

I know all about Swift´s Gulliver, a couple years ago there was that show with Ted Danson starring as Gulliver..... let´s just say that when they aired the Laputa episode, I couldn´t keep a straight face during the entire 40 minutes:

"- Welcome to the floating island of Laputa."

BWAH! AHA! AHA! AH! A! :D :D

[Froggy]

Nods to Mud. Post names of characters (or real-life people) with names that sound dirty, such as:

Volstagg the Enormous
The Whizzer
The Thing
MAN THING?

I'm dying at the VOlstagg the enormous

[Floyd The Barber]

Real Names:

Richard Ryder

Dick Shuker

Mike Hunt

No lie:
I knew a guy who swore up and down he knew a little foreign girl who's name was pronounced uh-show-lee and was spelled (wait for it)...

ashole

[Albert]

One of my first jobs was working for a now-defunct camping supply store, where they sold Victorinox Swiss Army Knives. Each model had its own name-- and I swear they sounded like names you'd give vibrators. Like:

The Explorer, The Executive, The Tinker, The Pocket Pal, The Adventurer, and my favorite... The Mauser.

[Corey Dreher]

Heh, in real life, Shawn Hunter's Actor from Boy Meets World, real name was 'Ryder Strong'. He even said himself that it would make a good porn name.

[Fallman]

LOL

I know all about Swift´s Gulliver, a couple years ago there was that show with Ted Danson starring as Gulliver..... let´s just say that when they aired the Laputa episode, I couldn´t keep a straight face during the entire 40 minutes:

"- Welcome to the floating island of Laputa."

BWAH! AHA! AHA! AH! A! :D :D

I think the really funny part is that most people who reference the book probably have no idea what it actually means in spanish.

[The Dog]

I know a guy who met a man named Shithead Ashole (pronounced She-thead A-shoal).

[Floyd The Barber]

I know a guy who met a man named Shithead Ashole (pronounced She-thead A-shoal).

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Are you serious?!?!:eek:

[cosmic eagle]

From Johnny the Homicidal Maniac : Mr Eff

And also, an edited character name from Invader Zim, Jen Itiles.

[lonewolf23k]

From Sonic the Hedgehog..

Cream the Rabbit. ...Is it a name, or a verb?

[Ghost]

There was actually an online test for that. Most people can't tell the difference between My Little Pony and Porn Star names.

I tried it, and I got almost half of them wrong. oO

[OverMaster]

For the Mexican dub of InuYasha, Kagome had to be renamed Aome, because her original name sounded too much like cagome, which can be taken as 'I shit myself'.

[Oggy]

Anyone and everyone ever named Longshanks

[Black Atom]

Richard Ryder


Incidentally, this is also the real name of Nova, the Human Rocket.

More:

Angar the Screamer
The Elongated Man
Bi-Beast

[Eliseu Gouveia]

For the Mexican dub of InuYasha, Kagome had to be renamed Aome, because her original name sounded too much like cagome, which can be taken as 'I shit myself'.


LOL

Exactly same reason I stopped watching Lucky Star with my nieces.
There´s a character there called Kagami (very similar in portuguese to "caga-me" -> shit on me) :D

[Motormouse]

http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/olympics-swimmers-hug-hyman.jpg

The girl on the left is a U.S olympic swimmer called Misty Hymen......i shit you not!:D

[Froggy]

http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/olympics-swimmers-hug-hyman.jpg

The girl on the left is a U.S olympic swimmer called Misty Hymen......i shit you not!:D
LMAO at this

[Guy1]

I would say Lust, but that was probably intentional.
Miss Deep.

[Ice'Lord]

I'm surprised Dick Assman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman) wasn't mentioned yet.

[Black Atom]

I'm surprised Dick Assman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman) wasn't mentioned yet.

You'd think he'd go by Richard.

[Sharpandpointies]

BJJ - Brazillian Jujitsu *dirty look at Black Atom*

[Black Atom]

BJJ - Brazillian Jujitsu *dirty look at Black Atom*

Heh heh :o

Just razzin' ya, pal.

[Sharpandpointies]

Heh heh :o

Just razzin' ya, pal.

:)
.

[Tusk]

"Willy Dick Johnson".

If anyone gets that reference, that person gets half a salami.

[Ghost]

Dick Van Dyke.

[Tien Long]

Dick Grayson has always sounded a little dirty to me.

A personal aside, I had to get rid of my old screenname, due to a terrible misreading. Indeed, in Chinese, it means "Dragon King," but for some reason, alot of people couldn't stop laughing at the name "LongWang45.":rolleyes:

[OverMaster]

Pretty much any MegaMan character.

RockMan.

HardMan.

SnakeMan.

WoodMan.

And so on...

[Tusk]

You're not by any chance related to Jimmy Wang Yang, are ya? :)

[OverMaster]

Oh, and Backlash and Taboo.

[Ghost]

"Willy Dick Johnson".

If anyone gets that reference, that person gets half a salami.

Yet somehow, it still sounds sort of badass...

[Tusk]

Yet somehow, it still sounds sort of badass...

Hmm. . .

Well, maybe a combination of it sounding somewhat ambigously . . .I don't know about cool IMO, but maybe one of the names like "Dick" means something else that would sound cool in usage in another language like German, perhaps?

[Black Atom]

What about the Punisher villain, Bushwacker?

[Tusk]

What about the Punisher villain, Bushwacker?
Whacks bushes for a living, perhaps?

[Ghost]

Hmm. . .

Well, maybe a combination of it sounding somewhat ambigously . . .I don't know about cool IMO, but maybe one of the names like "Dick" means something else that would sound cool in usage in another language like German, perhaps?

Nah, I just think it rolls of the tounge nicely. "Willy Dick Johnsson." Has a certain ring of: yes, that's my name and no, you should not make fun of it. ;)

[Toku King]

The Liberator.

[Fallman]

A personal aside, I had to get rid of my old screenname, due to a terrible misreading. Indeed, in Chinese, it means "Dragon King," but for some reason, alot of people couldn't stop laughing at the name "LongWang45.":rolleyes:

You have to remember, in english that means chinese porn star.

What's your current handle mean?

[Tien Long]

You have to remember, in english that means chinese porn star.

What's your current handle mean?

Hahaha, if only I could grow out my facial hair some more. My current name means, "Heavenly" or "Celestial Dragon." The "tien" is the same as the Japanese "ten" (y'know, like the symbol on the back of Akuma).


You're not by any chance related to Jimmy Wang Yang, are ya?

I WISH!!! Unlike me, he can pull off a full Asian beard, rather than a bunch of wispy whiskers!

Anyway, I hate to mention this guy's name, since I'm a big fan, but Iron Fist, taken in the wrong context, could sound a little too PG-13.

[DMike]

No mentions of Ace Rimmer yet? For shame!

[Black Atom]

What about the In-Betweener?

[Demon wizard]

I'm not really sure if anyone has these names, but they're funny

Amanda D. P. Throat
Amanda Hump
Amanda Lick
Amanda Mount
Jack Meoff
Dixie Rect

[Vakanai]

Well, I'm not sure how unintentional it is, but Ass-Blasters from the Tremors series of monster movies deserve a mention.

[Kirayoshi]

Anyone remember the movie/TV show Alien Nation? There was the runnng gag regarding the last name of Detective Sikes; in the Tectonese language, Sikes sounds like See-Ikes, two seperate words meaning "excrement" and "cranium". In other words, s***head.

[muffinz4dasoul]

Lieutenant Jim Dangle from Reno 911

[Wjowski]

Henry Clay.

...What?

[Lonewolf 5]

In Indiana there's a business called Tom Raper's RVs

[nervmeister]

The fact that Man-Thing's face looks like cokkenballs is making me wonder how unintentional that really is.LMAO! What the hell, Atom! :biggrin:

[nervmeister]

Lieutenant Jim Dangle from Reno 911Now I know that must've been intentional!

[Powerboy]

Nods to Mud. Post names of characters (or real-life people) with names that sound dirty, such as:

Volstagg the Enormous
The Whizzer
The Thing

Woody Woodpecker.

Neither of those words meant what they do now when the character was created. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

[Powerboy]

In the first Star Wars, I swore they pronounced Princess Leia as Princess Lee-a. But after that, it became Princess Lay-a.

[Tusk]

Woody Woodpecker.

Neither of those words meant what they do now when the character was created. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Wonder why the guy fell of the face of Earth. . .

[master of read]

howard the duck's arch enemy: dr. bong.

plastic man's enemy in the 80s cartoon: the weed.

[Phrozen]

howard the duck's arch enemy: dr. bong.


That was intentional and also used to fake out first time readers.

[Sound Silence]

In the first Star Wars, I swore they pronounced Princess Leia as Princess Lee-a. But after that, it became Princess Lay-a.

That's princess Leia Organa.

If you want to stretch it, I suppose.

[moonknight11]

A guy from "Bam's Unholy Union" was named Deusan Mandic.Translation: Douche on Mandick

[FalconX2000]

Thanks to the motivational poster thread, I know, during the colonial era, there was a distinguished British officer by the name of Manley Power.

[mailedbypostman1]

Dirty Harry
The Thing
The Hulk
Also, Deep Throat. No, its not what you think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_throat
Thank you history class.

[OverMaster]

EDIT: Wrong post.

[Ant Crown]

In Indiana there's a business called Tom Raper's RVs

In Fort Wayne no less.

[Ant Crown]

You all should be ashamed:

Not mentioning: Headmasters, Powermasters, Action Masters, Headmaster and JR. Headmasters of Transformers...

[bushboy]

Dick Butkus.

[Powerboy]

That's princess Leia Organa.

If you want to stretch it, I suppose.

Ooooh, a double pun. :biggrin:

[DABishop]

Dick Justice.

Anyone remember where that one's from?

[The Once And Forever]

In Fort Wayne no less.

Not justin Fort Wayne partner, got one in the Circle City as well.

Uranus, one of my favorite planets, but God help me if I tell anybody.

[aut0matic]

Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

Thunderball

Die Hard

Die Hard With a Vengeance

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

Who is the man who risks his neck for another man?

SHAFT !

[The Dog]

Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

Thunderball

Die Hard

Die Hard With a Vengeance

You forgot Die Hard 2: Die Harder.

[Wavemaninawe]

Pussy Galore (and of course her Austin Powers spoof: Alotta Fagina)
Screaming Mimi
Just about any superhero/villain whose title starts with 'Black'. I mean... Black Goliath?!?

'Bruce' Leung Siu-Lung (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Leung_Siu-lung) played in two (supposedly) kung-fu movies with amusing titles:
Deep Thrust
Million Dollar Snatch



Last time this topic came up, wiki helped me make a list of somewhat 40 whacky porn names. Sadly I can't seem to find that thread though.




Dirty Harry
The Thing
The Hulk
Also, Deep Throat. No, its not what you think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_throat
Thank you history class.

Seriously, he must have known. I'm certain that the expression existed at that point.

[Ant Crown]

Pussy Galore (and of course her Austin Powers spoof: Alotta Fagina)
Screaming Mimi
Just about any superhero/villain whose title starts with 'Black'. I mean... Black Goliath?!?

'Bruce' Leung Siu-Lung (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Leung_Siu-lung) played in two (supposedly) kung-fu movies with amusing titles:
Deep Thrust
Million Dollar Snatch



Last time this topic came up, wiki helped me make a list of somewhat 40 whacky porn names. Sadly I can't seem to find that thread though.





Seriously, he must have known. I'm certain that the expression existed at that point.
According to history....He gotten it off a porn film.:wink:

Mike Rotch

Now ask for it.

[Grazzt]

Mike Rotch

Now ask for it.

Only if you buy me dinner first. :tongue:

[nervmeister]

Boris von Shlepencock

[nervmeister]

Dick Butkus.LOL. Never gets old! :biggrin:

[KYJtheLegend]

Wand of Watoomb. XD

The Punisher.

[leothelion]

The beast from the east



Rock Lee

[Wavemaninawe]

Joey Buttafuoco... man, his schoolyears must have been hell.


I found a sports list. (http://www.flumesday.com/091006dirtiest.html)

and another one (http://www.flumesday.com/111206dirtynames2.shtml).