Dumbest. Song. Ever.

[mistervader]

.:If You Wrote Half A Song, How Would You Fill The Gap In?:.

By making the object of your song feel the same way as you do, of course!

Here now are the lyrics to the Jennifer Lopez classic drivel entitled, "Talk About Us". Stuff in regular text are my annotations.

Talk About Us
by Jennifer Lopez

I saw you and fell in love
You saw me and fell in love, too
You and me; we fell in love with each other last night

O-kay. It might even end up being one-third of a song, not just one-half. I'm beginning to regret this already.

I told you I was concerned
You told me of your concerns, too

You can't get more brazen than that. She just did the trick, and now, she flagrantly does it again!

Yet and still we both decided
To make love last night
Baby, please tell me

They decide to make love? What? They had a committe with them or something?!?

CHORUS:
Where do we go from here my love
What are we doing baby
Boy you gotta let me know
Why can't we live the way we want
I want the world to know
I just gotta let it show
What do we stand to lose
If being together
Is what we choose
Oh my love
I think that we should talk
About us

You "decided" to make love last night. Deal with it. Yeesh.

Could this be a crazy dream
And if so then you're dreaming too

... and I know that I'm dreaming that you're dreaming I'm dreaming of you... see? I can make lyrics up like Jennifer Lopez! Woo-hoo!

'Cause I know for sure that
You feel the same as I do

Are you getting the drift of her song, yet?

Could it be that we could be wrong
Even though we're feeling so right

Wow! For a change of pace, she went for antonyms! Absobloodylutely brilliant!

I don't care because I know
That I want you tonight
And I know you want me too

She knows she wants you tonight. She knows you want her too. But... where do you go from there, her love? Jeebus, make up your mind!

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE:
You see all my live I've waited
Waited all my life
Just to be with someone like you

Even at the bridge of the song, she still decided to use redundant lyrics. Bah Gawd, she really had only half a song!

::sighs:: I want that five minutes of my life back. This is one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

[Jonathan Bogart]

You're doing serious lyrical analysis on lame pop fluff? If you didn't already expect it to be stupid beyond comprehension, I don't know where you've been for the last ... however many years old you are.

And you might want to sit down; Lopez didn't write that herself. It took five (http://www.softpedia.com/progDownload/mpDirectCut-Download-4880.html[/url) people to come up with it.

[mistervader]

You're doing serious lyrical analysis on lame pop fluff? If you didn't already expect it to be stupid beyond comprehension, I don't know where you've been for the last ... however many years old you are.

And you might want to sit down; Lopez didn't write that herself. It took five (http://www.softpedia.com/progDownload/mpDirectCut-Download-4880.html[/url) people to come up with it.

The whole "she wrote that song herself" is pure rhetoric.

And hey, half of the fun of bad movies is the commentary when MST3K got their hands on it.

[nervmeister]

Lopez didn't write that herself. It took five (http://www.softpedia.com/progDownload/mpDirectCut-Download-4880.html[/url) people to come up with it.That's even more sad.

[Fish Sauce]

I much prefer "She's so like whatever".

Pure genius.

And any song with a "U" instead of "you".

[karaokefanboy]

I much prefer "She's like so whatever". [I fixed it.]

Pure genius.

Hey, buddy, that song you so callously quote is the anthem for this generation's woman; stealing each others' boyfriends is a sign of the inherent venom of Woman. So much for banding together under the Hilary banner and marching into the future; the REAL war is in each others' BEDROOMS. "Hey, I want to sleep with him, so get lost!"

This is what Avril was trying to say. She KNOWS she's hot!

Try watching that video and NOT smiling.

[bfrank]

I much prefer "She's so like whatever".

Pure genius.

And any song with a "U" instead of "you".
:rolleyes:

Avril vs Duff is the new Biggie vs Tupac........

[Shellhead]

I dunno, there's probably some tough competition for Dumbest Song Ever.

What about "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil?

Or "Louie, Louie"? (I like the song, but it is dumb)

Or Fergie's "Fergilicious"... I haven't heard it, but the title suggests egomaniacal crap.

There has to be at least one really dumb nu metal song.

[Fish Sauce]

I can't believe I got it the wrong way round, I even searched it so I got the line right. :mad:

But what's this about Avril vs. Duff? :confused:

[howyadoin]

I figured this was a thread about "We Didn't Start the Fire".

[mistervader]

Well, feel free to nominate what you feel is the dumbest song ever, then.

I've heard lots of votes for McArthur's Park in the past, myself.

[Spike-X]

My Humps.

Thread over.

[mistervader]

My Humps.

Thread over.

Alanis Morrissette saved that song.

[Valmore]

Alanis Morrissette saved that song.

Nah, she only managed to use for a few laughs... by slowing it down to a dirge-like pace to expose just how stupid the lyrics are. But there's no saving that song, per say.

Hearing Alanis moan, "what are you gonna do with all that ass in your jeans" is high comedy, though.

[Aubergine~!]

I don't know what the dumbest song ever is, but I'm willing to bet it involves Fergie somehow.

[Pól Rua]

I don't know about lyrics overall, but if there is a dumber chorus than Morcheeba's 'Rome Wasn't Built In A Day', I don't know if I'll be able to stand it.
First up, minus several billion cool points for using a phrase I've only heard my mum use.
I think their next song could be 'If All Your Friends Jumped Off The Empire State Building...' followed by their classic, 'I Didn't Come Down In The Last Shower'.

You and me we're meant to be
Walking free in harmony
One fine day we'll fly away
Don't you know that Rome wasn't built in a day
Hey hey hey

Second, I think they've included just about every slipshot, cliched, bollocks rhyme EVER in this chorus bar one. And all they need is for a DJ to do a techno remix during which he exhorts his lyrics to 'wave their arms in the air / like you just don't care'.

[HectorP]

Dumbest song is Macarron Chacarron by El Chombo. Top this one.

[Toadsanime]

Yeah, that was a dumb song... did you expect a instant classic masterpiece from the genre that brought us a song about an umbrella though?

[howyadoin]

Alanis Morrissette saved that song.Yeah, that God for her brilliance and unparallelled talent.

http://sloshed.ws/submittedPics/zeke_vomit.jpg

[nervmeister]

Nah, she only managed to use for a few laughs... by slowing it down to a dirge-like pace to expose just how stupid the lyrics are. But there's no saving that song, per say.

Hearing Alanis moan, "what are you gonna do with all that ass in your jeans" is high comedy, though.

Ballad of My Humps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g)

Friggin Awesome.

[Demon wizard]

Ballad of My Humps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g)

Friggin Awesome.

She kicked that guys ass!

I can't believe no ones mentioned "mmm bop" yet.
For those of you lucky bastards that haven't heard it, here's how it goes.
"Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du"

That's about it.

[nervmeister]

I can't believe no ones mentioned "mmm bop" yet.
For those of you lucky bastards that haven't heard it, here's how it goes.
"Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du"

That's about it.Me and my girlfriend had sex to that song. It's better than Marvin Gaye.

[Demon wizard]

Me and my girlfriend had sex to that song. It's better than Marvin Gaye.

What the hell man? How can you preform with the most annoying teen band ever singing incomprehensible gibberish in the background?

[Kid Seven]

I much prefer "She's so like whatever".

Pure genius.

And any song with a "U" instead of "you".

Hey there. Prince is coming your way with a baseball bat.

It's purple and he's angry.

;)

[Spike-X]

I hereby nominate "Prince's angry purple baseball bat" for Most Disturbing Euphemism Ever.

[Kid Seven]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Pinball]

Me and my girlfriend had sex to that song. It's better than Marvin Gaye.

Who put the Bomp in the Bomp Da-Bomp Da-Bomp
Who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lam-a Ding Dong
Who put the Bop in the Bop She-Bop She-Bop
Who put the Dip in the Dip Di-Dip Di-Dip
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me!

[nervmeister]

Who put the Bomp in the Bomp Da-Bomp Da-Bomp
Who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lam-a Ding Dong
Who put the Bop in the Bop She-Bop She-Bop
Who put the Dip in the Dip Di-Dip Di-Dip
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me!That's all fine n' dandy, but he cant get you in the mood quite like Hansen can.