X-Men Parody Snoo Snoo

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Sage/Femputer
Iceman/Kif
Cyclops/Zaf Branigan
Wolverine/Bender
Maddrox/Fry
Opal/Amy
Psylocke/Leela

Amazonians:
-The petite women: Jubilee, Syrin, Wolfsbane, Kitty Pryde, Husk, Mercury, X-23, Blindfold, Magma, Karima, Illyana, Hiskao

-The Large women: Polaris, Wanda, Jean, Vertigo, Selene, She Hulk, Tigra, Ms. Marvel, Cecelia Reyes, Aurora, Tempo, Frenzy

-The most beautiful women of Amazonia: Storm, Jean, Emma Frost, Rogue, Monet, Dazzler, Lady M, Karima, Nacturne, Blink, Madelyne Pryor, Mystique.



Iceman, Cyclops, Wolverine, and Maddrox are chained against a wall on Krakoa.

Jean: Men strange. You have them on your planet?
Psylocke: I'm afraid so
Jean: What they used for?
*Opal Whispers*
Jean: ooooh you mean SNOO SNOO
Emma: We here tell men used for snoo snoo, but all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to cosmo
Scott: just FYI, I could be used for snoo snoo
Emma: Silence! you want die like last men visit Amazonia?
Maddrox: What'd they die of?
Jean: Crushed pelvises.
Maddrox: YES
Scott: Oh thank you Lord in Heaven
*Iceman looks worried and scared*


Sage: After lenghty femputations, I femputer have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them....to DEATH....by Snoo Snoo!
Cyclops & maddrox: Yay, alright
*Iceman quivers*
Cyclops: What are you? gay?

Sage: death to the men. Death by Snoo snoo
Maddrox: altho the snoo snoo part's gonna be pretty good
Cyclops: baby it'll blow your mind
sage: Take them to the Snoo Snoo Chambers!

Wolverine: I'll miss you bub
Psylocke: mee too bub
Maddrox: Goodbye friends, I never thought i'd die like this, but I'd always really hoped!
sage: The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called Cyclops will be Snoo Snooed by the Large Women. He that is designated Maddrox will be Snoo Snooed by the Petite women. And Iceman, as the most attractive male, will be Snoo Snooed by the most Beautiful Women of Amazonia...THEN the Large women...THEN the Petite women...THEN the large women again....initiate Snoo Snoo!

Amazonian chant: Snoo Snoo Snoo Snoo

Emma (with Iceman): It Emma first time....BE GENTLE!
*snoo snoo begins, moans and cries are heard from the men*
*maddrox and cyclops walk out exhausted*
Cyclops: we need rest...the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey, bruised.
Storm (with fists in the air) IT TIME SNOO SNOO!
Maddrox: Can't we just cuddle?
*storm picks up Maddrox*
Maddrox: Nooooooo!

*Psylocke runs up to Amazonians and starts kicking them* Heeeya ya ya
*Selene picks up Psylocke by her hair and sits on her*
Opal *on stilts*: Me next Snoo Snoo out me way!
Emma: where go beautiful man?
(iceman hides on ceiling)
Emma: Me wants SNOO SNOO *pokes at ceiling with broom, Opal walks in*
Opal: Bobby Jump!
Iceman: My hero *kiss*

*chasing after them*
Rogue: ME NOT GET SNOO SNOO!

[MakeshiftHero]

were you watching Futurama last night too? Thats one of my favorite episodes. And I could see that working out in the X world but you'd really have to change up the characteristics of them.

[tetragene]

I LOVE Futurama--and that is one of my fave episodes. Bea Arthur as the Fem-puter? Awesome ;)

[Gene M.]

Bea Arthur swings some major lumber.

[CJ Lentze]

Bea Arthur swings some major lumber.

First Storm, now Bea Arthur.

You, sir, have a fixation. :)





ICEF, kudos on the Futurama remake. Maybe do some Red Dwarf 'Justice' for 'The Trial of Gambit'?

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Thanks. I was starting to worry that no one liked it! And yes i was watching it last night with my amazing ability to transcribe lol.


what is a "red dwarf?"

[Flight]

what is a "red dwarf?" Wha wha????

http://www.euronet.nl/users/muller/images/Dwayne.jpg

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

.......still nothing

[Flight]

Oh, you can see my posts now can you?

Well, see THIS:

"teehee"!!!!!

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Oh, you can see my posts now can you?

Well, see THIS:

"teehee"!!!!!

I see your posts in Xcres too ya bloody bint lol...who do you think you were talking to? Kalen O.?

[ifeelasleep]

"this is basketball team, we can no dunk, but we good fundamentals, funner to watch..."

classic...

nice job on the parody, the whole snoo snoo episode is classic...

[The Fury]

.......still nothing

Educate yourself on greatness that was Red Dwarf.

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

If 'red dwarf' is some big dork thing.....then i'll do without

Futurama is a whole 'nother league and the amazon episode is voted #1 over and over again

thanks for the congrats ifallasleep

[streator]

I LOVE Futurama--and that is one of my fave episodes. Bea Arthur as the Fem-puter? Awesome ;)
i thought fem-puter was voiced by the guy from total recall who tried to get quaid to still think he was still dreaming (his name was roy brocksmith).

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

i thought fem-puter was voiced by the guy from total recall who tried to get quaid to still think he was still dreaming (his name was roy brocksmith).

no its bea arthur from Golden Girls its in the credits ;)

[Dazzler]

Red Dwarf is a funny(?) Britcom that's basically Star Trek meets Big Train.
and the production values are unbelieveably low! :)
but in a good way.

--Dazz

[Phil Hunn]

If 'red dwarf' is some big dork thing.....then i'll do without

Red Dwarf was a British sci-fi sitcom that ran for eight series here in Blighty, and even had an American remake (which was awful, incidentally).

As "big dork things"... you may not have noticed, but you're on a freakin' comic-book message board, honey. I think it's a little late to be worrying about whether or not you've been infected by geek cooties, don't you?

[twilight]

LOL!!!

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

[Tobias March]

Ah smeg. Is someone saying nasty things about Red Dwarf?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6uephFMQxfA

[Ice_Cold_Emma_Frost]

Red Dwarf was a British sci-fi sitcom that ran for eight series here in Blighty, and even had an American remake (which was awful, incidentally).

As "big dork things"... you may not have noticed, but you're on a freakin' comic-book message board, honey. I think it's a little late to be worrying about whether or not you've been infected by geek cooties, don't you?

There's a distinct difference b/w talking about books that you read and dressing up like a fictional character from a tv show.

Even tho i'm on a msg board it isn't like i give a damn about discussions about their real ages or even go to comic-cons *shudder*

and yes I'm quite comfortable side saddled on my high horse on a mountain above you all.

[Phil Hunn]

LOL!!!

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

So far as I know, yes :)

There's a distinct difference b/w talking about books that you read and dressing up like a fictional character from a tv show.

Nothing wrong with that. After all, when you see an exceptionally attractive, pleasantly buxom woman dressed up like the Black Cat, it tends to transmit a special warm feeling to your no-no place. Unless, of course, you're not into girls, in which case your no-no place is likely to remain cold and unmoved.

Even tho i'm on a msg board it isn't like i give a damn about discussions about their real ages or even go to comic-cons *shudder*

Nothing wrong with those, either, especially since I've made some really good friends through those. If you want me, I'll just be over this way admiring my kick-ass original sketches by Charlie Adlard, Sean Phillips, Jock, and Pia Guerra, which I wouldn't have got if I'd passed on going to this year's Bristol convention...

:p

[MakeshiftHero]

There's a distinct difference b/w talking about books that you read and dressing up like a fictional character from a tv show.

Even tho i'm on a msg board it isn't like i give a damn about discussions about their real ages or even go to comic-cons *shudder*

and yes I'm quite comfortable side saddled on my high horse on a mountain above you all.

Well I'm going to my first comic con this weekend dressed up as Madrox and I couldn't be more excited, well I guess I could if I were going to the one in San Diego. But anyways I can't wait:D



Nothing wrong with that. After all, when you see an exceptionally attractive, pleasantly buxom woman dressed up like the Black Cat, it tends to transmit a special warm feeling to your no-no place. Unless, of course, you're not into girls, in which case your no-no place is likely to remain cold and unmoved.

I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that Black Cat woman.

[CJ Lentze]

I am struggling and failing to understand you.

There's a distinct difference b/w talking about books that you read and dressing up like a fictional character from a tv show.

Even tho i'm on a msg board it isn't like i give a damn about discussions about their real ages or even go to comic-cons *shudder*

and yes I'm quite comfortable side saddled on my high horse on a mountain above you all.

You're not above us, you're among us. You're among convention visitors dressed up as Phoenix and Cyclops who squabble about whether Mystique or Wolverine is older. You're a comic book reader, that makes you one of us. And that gives us the right to call you 'sister'.

You read X-Men, but you mock people who dress up as their favourite character or visit comic conventions or both. Dressing up, playing a roll, cosplaying, Halloween, Carnaval, is just fun and it's not meant to harm or annoy anyone.

You mock threads that are about nitpicky stuff like characters' real ages, but they only serve to make sense of the mess that is Marvel continuity, and again, they also provide a lot of FUN.

You say Futurama is in a whole other league than Red Dwarf, even though you've never seen the show before. You judge Red Dwarf and drop words like 'dorky' even though the show may (or may not) make you giggle if you just took the trouble of watching ONE episode.

You read X-Men, a book that's supposed to open you up to things, yet 'round here you display a SLIGHT case of narrow-mindedness.

Ease on down, we're all trying to have FUN here. Have some of it yourself! :)

EDIT: I regret this post. It is very insulting to call someone 'narrow-minded' and I apologize, ICEF. And I was taking things FAR too seriously AGAIN. Sorry for the de-rail.

[Phil Hunn]

Well I'm going to my first comic con this weekend dressed up as Madrox and I couldn't be more excited, well I guess I could if I were going to the one in San Diego. But anyways I can't wait:D

I've been to three Bristol cons so far and I've managed not to dress up. I think I'll be fine when I go to WizardWorld Chicago in August :)

I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that Black Cat woman.

She was yummy, yes indeed :D
You're not above us, you're among us. You're among convention visitors dressed up as Phoenix and Cyclops who squabble about whether Mystique or Wolverine is older. You're a comic book reader, that makes you one of us. And that gives us the right to call you 'sister'.


Exactly. Come on, everybody, join in - you know the words:

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US...

:p

[ImpulseUCF]

If 'red dwarf' is some big dork thing.....then i'll do without

Futurama is a whole 'nother league and the amazon episode is voted #1 over and over again

thanks for the congrats ifallasleepLOL. Frosty, you've got some nerve coming on a comic book forum and calling something dorky. ;) Especially after identifying yourself as a Futurama fan. Great show, don't get me wrong, but definitely a nerdier and more niche thing than The Simpsons.

And like a comic book parody thread isn't nerdy? :p I embrace my nerdiness. I still function in legitimate society, but I love my hobby.