Toughen Up Your Bio

[Valmore]

Born outside of Atlantic City, Valmore grew up around the mean boardwalks of Southside New Jersey, a haven for gambling and deadly rides on the Steel Pier. Growing up, Valmore had to endure the maddening crowds of shoobies littering the roads and bringing life to a grinding halt at times.




Your turn...

[Joe Grendel]

Valmore used to work on the docks
Unions been on strike
He's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love - for love

[kmeyers]

That's about to become acoustic legend soon.

[moebius]

Born around the Summer of Sam in the heart of NYC, from the mean streets of Flushing to Little Dehli in San Jose, Moebius' childhood was a lot like 8-Mile, only with engineers and not rappers. His first job out of college was digging up dirt on dirty politicians for even dirtier politicians, usually under an assumed name. His ass moved on to greener pastures, and for the last two years he's been hanging in central Europe with Neo-Nazis. If he ever finds his way out Vienna's "Bermuda Triangle", maybe he'll sit down and write that first book.

Today, Moebius makes his home in Somerville, the "other South Boston." He hasn't had a full-time job in five years, but the 9 to 5 is for bitches.

[Mr. Pink]

..but the 9 to 5 is for bitches.


lol hells yeah.

[hulahulk]

Born outside of Atlantic City, Valmore grew up around the mean boardwalks of Southside New Jersey, a haven for gambling and deadly rides on the Steel Pier. Growing up, Valmore had to endure the maddening crowds of shoobies littering the roads and bringing life to a grinding halt at times.




Your turn...

And while beginning at a young age, spent 86 years with bloody knuckles fighting the ranks of the bloodthirsty zombie/vampires/thugs that are Yankee fans defending Red Sox Nation knowing that someday salvation would come:D

[Sir Tim Drake]

Aaron born in 500,000 BC. Aaron good hunter, kill many mammoths and sabretooth tigers, abduct many women. Aaron fall in tar pit and die. Aaron reincarnated in 1982 AD and become grad student.

[Chris Nowlin]

Chris doesn't lose in arm-wrestling mathces to girls.

[Jeff Brady]

Chris doesn't lose in arm-wrestling mathces to girls.

That is an interesting typo.

[kmeyers]

Chris doesn't lose in arm-wrestling mathces to girls.

I'm going to guess that's almost entirely because he doesn't arm wrestle girls.