Celebrity Corner CBR Edition

[Anna]

Welcome to Celebrity Corner, a place where you can catch the latest news on Paris, Britney, Lindsay, and even some people who actually do something worthwhile. Over at Comixfan, Paris has totally hijacked the original Celebrity Corner, especially now that she's headed back to an acutal cell.

To start off, Forbes has just come out with their list of 100 top celebrities:
http://www.forbes.com/lists/2007/53/07celebrities_The-Celebrity-100_Rank.html?boxes=custom

Oprah's on top again, (Sorry, I'm just not into her,) followed by Tiger Woods. Brad & Angelina, Jay-Z, Madonna and such sports stars as Shaq, Kobe and David Beckham are also included.

Rank Name Pay ($mil) Web Rank Press Rank TV Rank
1 Oprah Winfrey 260 1 7 1
2 Tiger Woods 100 16 3 3
3 Madonna 72 2 1 6
4 Rolling Stones 88 7 14 20
5 Brad Pitt 35 15 9 12
6 Johnny Depp 92 32 21 39
7 Elton John 53 18 18 35
8 Tom Cruise 31 8 10 7
9 Jay-Z 83 10 47 50
10 Steven Spielberg 110 45 33 51
11 Tom Hanks 74 34 42 55
12 Grey's Anatomy cast 33 37 25 16
13 Howard Stern 70 59 58 5
14 Angelina Jolie 20 13 13 13
15 David Beckham 33 25 6 42
16 Phil Mickelson 42 81 12 18
17 David Letterman 40 60 32 10
18 Bon Jovi 67 21 57 53
19 Donald Trump 32 28 27 8
20 Celine Dion 45 20 59 65
21 Simon Cowell 45 74 43 38
22 U2 30 6 11 46
23 Kobe Bryant 33 66 28 30
24 Michael Schumacher 36 37 8 88
25 Shaquille O'Neal 32 52 20 33
26 Jay Leno 32 54 41 11
27 Nicole Kidman 28 23 19 21
28 Ben Stiller 38 43 49 57
29 Alex Rodriguez 29 29 17 17
30 Dr. Phil McGraw 30 26 53 4
31 Ronaldinho 31 3 5 90
32 50 Cent 33 11 67 59
33 Brian Grazer/Ron Howard 70 56 63 78
34 Justin Timberlake 20 12 16 19
35 Michael Jordan 31 50 23 36
36 Rush Limbaugh 33 63 56 27
37 Tim McGraw 37 63 60 47
38 Roger Federer 29 49 4 32
39 Jerry Bruckheimer 120 85 83 84
40 George Clooney 25 36 26 22
41 Kimi Raikkonen 40 60 39 99
42 Jerry Seinfeld 60 82 84 61
43 Sean (Diddy) Combs 23 4 48 31
44 Jennifer Aniston 14 24 38 28
45 Adam Sandler 30 48 52 43
46 Oscar De La Hoya 43 77 72 79
47 Cast of Desperate Housewives 16 17 51 9
48 LeBron James 27 71 22 29
48 J.K. Rowling 32 42 61 77
50 Derek Jeter 28 78 34 34
51 Maria Sharapova 23 40 15 56
52 Matt Damon 24 43 37 44
53 Gisele Bundchen 33 41 92 92
54 Vince Vaughn 25 56 55 41
55 Bill Clinton 7 5 2 2
56 Gore Verbinski 37 83 77 100
57 Will Smith 31 87 69 63
58 Valentino Rossi 30 65 40 98
59 Judge Judy Sheindlin 30 100 90 15
60 Jessica Simpson 7 9 46 23
61 Tyra Banks 18 35 75 26
62 Anthony Robbins 30 53 100 80
63 Cate Blanchett 13 37 29 73
64 Regis Philbin 21 96 64 14
65 Sandra Bullock 10 31 54 49
66 Rachael Ray 16 68 71 25
67 Alan Greenspan 16 75 30 58
68 Julia Roberts 9 19 44 45
69 Serena Williams 14 71 31 52
70 Michelle Wie 19 98 45 40
71 Keira Knightley 9 29 50 54
72 Hilary Duff 12 27 74 62
73 George Lopez 26 89 88 76
74 Kate Moss 9 46 24 74
75 Barbara Walters 12 85 65 24
76 Ryan Seacrest 14 79 80 37
77 Scarlett Johansson 5 22 36 67
78 Jessica Alba 9 14 79 66
79 Daniel Radcliffe 15 50 78 82
80 Reese Witherspoon 7 47 62 48
81 Larry the Cable Guy 20 89 86 81
82 Deepak Chopra 22 76 94 95
83 Annika Sorenstam 10 92 35 64
84 Heidi Klum 8 33 68 68
85 J.J. Abrams 17 83 91 97
86 Dan Brown 10 68 66 86
87 Emeril Lagasse 9 54 85 72
88 Wolfgang Puck 13 93 89 71
89 Dane Cook 9 58 87 75
90 Jack Welch 11 80 82 85
91 John Grisham 9 67 76 87
92 Jeff Foxworthy 10 95 93 69
93 Rhonda Byrne 12 91 98 96
94 Dakota Fanning 4 70 73 70
95 Danica Patrick 5 97 70 60
96 Mitch Albom 6 88 81 89
97 Emma Watson 4 62 99 93
98 Hayden Panettiere 2 71 97 94
99 Paula Deen 4 94 96 91
100 Bobby Flay 2 99 95 83

Forbes also breaks down several catagories, such as music,TV, and film.



Next, PerezHilton.com has several stories coming from an interview where Jessica Alba discusses her Mexican-American roots, or as it turns out, her lack thereof.

Self proclaimed D-Lister Kathy Griffen had a close call last night, as she was leaving a Hollywood nightclub moments before a drive by happened

Angelina Jolie appears to have softened an earlier stance where she attempted to have the press restrict interview questions to her upcoming movie A Mighty Heart; ruling personal questions out of bounds. Angelina, who has taken a lot of heat from both Fox and MSNBC; besides dozens of celebrity bloggers, appeared on Larry King last night, setting the record straight. Larry's guest tonight will be Al Pacino, who has recently expressed a desire to go Dancing With The Stars.

And finally, we have two conflicting rumors: Is Britney ready to take Kevin back, or has he already gotten Shar Jackson pregnant? BTW, what's with Brit taking shots at Lindsay? Sort of like the pot calling the kettle black.

[Anna]

According to Keith Olberman of MSNBC, Britney's pregnant again.

[Jared]

According to Keith Olberman of MSNBC, Britney's pregnant again.

And according to everyone, she's batsh*t crazy again too.

[Anna]

And according to everyone, she's batsh*t crazy again too.



OK magazine has decided to run the disasterous photo shoot/interview after all.

http://perezhilton.com/?p=2103

Meanwhile, the other batshit crazy bimbo Lindsay Lohan has been arrested, released, and chucked back into rehab late last night/early this morning.

[Jared]

*double post*

[Jared]

The all-knowing TMZ is reporting that the authenticity of a nude picture purported to be High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens has been confirmed by her rep. In other news, Vanessa Hudgens should fire that idiot, because from what I've seen, she easily could have lied her ass off.

[howyadoin]

Next, PerezHilton.com has several stories coming from an interview where Jessica Alba discusses her Mexican-American roots, or as it turns out, her lack thereof.So does John Byrne still think she looks like a whore?

[Anna]

The all-knowing TMZ is reporting that the authenticity of a nude picture purported to be High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens has been confirmed by her rep. In other news, Vanessa Hudgens should fire that idiot, because from what I've seen, she easily could have lied her ass off.

There goes her Disney contract.

[Royal]

Sources have told News that the Mysterious R. Babylon has bought out all of Las Vegas and is now seeking to chang it's name to Sucker City.

More news as it develops.

[mgs]

There goes her Disney contract.

what I don't get about that is that she was previously in Thirteen. A movie about underage girls going wild. Disney can't be that naive. And it's not like they have a great track record of girl stars getting all crazy after performing for Disney in the first place.

[Anna]

Supposedly Disney is going to stand by her, calling this a "lapse in judgement."

Soo how do you think Britney will do Sunday?

[Jack Zodiac]

I don't see how letting your partner take nude pictures of you is a lapse in judgement. A lapse in judgement is giving a flying fuck if an eighteen year old let some other eighteen year old take naked pictures of her in their private life.

[Titan76]

Man, after reading the comments about Vanessa Hudgens on MSN's board makes me glad I didn't have these idiot parents as my mom or dad. This comment from a so-called mother of two I think was both the best and most stupidest one on the board.


A role model for young people does not pose nude for any reason for any body. Lapse in judgment my a**! It's called free will, freedom of choice, what have you & it would be really nice for a change if everyone had to take responsibility for their lapses in judgment by paying the price. I'm sorry, but if Mickey Mouse posed in the nude - he would no longer be a role model for young people. What is Disney promoting for young people by keeping this bimbo on? That it's okay for young people to pose nude as long as they own up to it or that it's okay to flaunt your naked body in public or in publications? I'm sure we all make bad choices in our lives, but I really don't think we should make it okay for supposed role models to our children to pose in the nude if they say they didn't really mean it afterwards. It's not just poor judgment - it's not okay, it's not acceptable & it's just one more blow to young people who are moral, upstanding & who know how to keep their clothes on. There are too many other fine young women out there who can fill the part this one played without the nude portfolio. But I forgot this was Disney we were talking about - the same people who brought us Gay Day at Disneyland. My oldest child is 19 & he will have to make up his own mind about this one, but my youngest is only 6 & I have no intention of having him watch these musicals now after this. High school is not supposed to be about nudity or posing nude in the magazines. Youth should be valued & protected, not exposed & commercialized. Shame on you. If you even remember what shame is.
What a fucking dumbass.

[Forefinger]

Chicks should be naked. They shouldn't be punished for it unless they are fat and/or ugly.

[Deathstroke]

By the way, she took the pictures herself.

And she has sicked her lawyers on any site that posted the pic, so it's been taken down on the majority of the big gossip sites.

I saw it, and let me tell you, she has NOTHING to be embarrassed about.:p

Oh, and fuck Disney!

[Stellar]

I'm sorry, but if Mickey Mouse posed in the nude - he would no longer be a role model for young people.

Oh, come on. There are tons of shorts where he was pantless. And why the hell haven't they mentioned Donald Duck?

[Titan76]

.

Oh, come on. There are tons of shorts where he was pantless. And why the hell haven't they mentioned Donald Duck?
Because every time Donald gets done taking a shower he always puts a towel around his waist so you can't see nothing.

[Stellar]

Because every time Donald gets done taking a shower he always puts a towel around his waist so you can't see nothing.

'Disney, insulting your intelligence since 1928.'

[Jack Zodiac]

"Stupider-than-fuck parents, fallin' for it since for-fucking-ever."

[Nikita]

Self proclaimed D-Lister Kathy Griffen had a close call last night, as she was leaving a Hollywood nightclub moments before a drive by happened




Her show, My Life on the D List is pretty good. I caught several episodes of it while staying with my friend in Georgia. She even had Perez Hilton on her show for dissing her on his website. Personally, I think he's a bit of a douchebag.


Paris, Lindsay and Brittney, I'm sick to death of. I wish they'd all go swimming and drown somewhere.

[SPAfreak]

Paris, Lindsay and Brittney, I'm sick to death of. I wish they'd all go swimming and drown somewhere.

That's a bit harsh isn't it?


It should happen over a period of months so the media could milk it properly.

[Nikita]

That's a bit harsh isn't it?


It should happen over a period of months so the media could milk it properly.


Heh.

Maybe we could send the three of them up into space instead...forever. That would at least be a more interesting news story for the media to cover instead of idiot Britney shaving her head.

[SPAfreak]

Heh.

Maybe we could send the three of them up into space instead...forever. That would at least be a more interesting news story for the media to cover instead of idiot Britney shaving her head.

Forget the media, we could turn it into a reality TV show. We'd make millions!

[J. Robb]

I saw it, and let me tell you, she has NOTHING to be embarrassed about.:p
I think she's going to start a new trend.

Ladies, cancel those waxing appointments!

[Deathstroke]

I think she's going to start a new trend.

Ladies, cancel those waxing appointments!

Well at least it was well maintained instead of looking like a fuzzy slipper.

[Anna]

Still stuck at work; how bad was Britney?

[Deathstroke]

Supposedly pretty bad from the reports I read on Yahoo.com.

[Anna]

I got home just as the second showing was starting . My God!

At least I know how that pregnanct rumor got started.

[Anna]

OJ's just crawled out from under his rock.

[Spike-X]

Well at least it was well maintained instead of looking like a fuzzy slipper.
If you wanna call two weeks' worth of stubble "well-maintained", sure.

[Deathstroke]

If you wanna call two weeks' worth of stubble "well-maintained", sure.


Better than looking like Don King's afro don't you think?

Oh and Britney's back to wearing no underwear.

[Spike-X]

Better than looking like Don King's afro don't you think?


Some prefer a well-manicured lawn.

Others love nothing more than a trek through the jungle.

[Deathstroke]

Some prefer a well-manicured lawn.

Others love nothing more than a trek through the jungle.

I don't want to have to cut a trail with a machete.

[howyadoin]

I don't want to have to cut a trail with a machete.There's already a trail right through the middle. It's surprisingly easy to find.

[Spike-X]

Besides, once I'm that close to the front door, I'm certainly not gonna bitch about a little extra shrubbery.

[Anna]

Soooo...Any OJ love out there, or are we all laughing our asses off?

[howyadoin]

Any OJ love out there... ?Is that even possible for sane people?

[mattx110]

Is that even possible for sane people?

well, he had a fan. than the fan was robbed by an armed perp who turned out to be OJ... so no would be the answer. the last one just quit.

[Anna]

Wonder what was bleeped out from Sally Field's speech.

[Deathstroke]

Wonder what was bleeped out from Sally Field's speech.

Reports say she said "Goddamned."

[Spike-X]

It was apparently something along the lines of "If mothers ran the world there'd be no goddamn wars in the first place", or something.

Thank goodness Fox prevented that kind of obscenity from going to air. Think of the children!

On a totally unrelated note, does anyone know the latest death toll from the war that Fox has been pushing as a good and necessary thing for the past 4 1/2 years now?

[Adam West]

Paris, Lindsay and Brittney, I'm sick to death of. I wish they'd all go swimming and drown somewhere.

I got a better idea.

Get them on a new reality show, put them on a deserted island and let them have a go at each other, the only survivor can leave the place, just like Battle Royale.

If that fails, we can at least expect them to have hot lesbian sex.

It's a win win solution if there's ever one.

[Spike-X]

I got a better idea.

put them on a deserted island.

See, you should have just stopped there.

[Deathstroke]

See, you should have just stopped there.

Why?

Come on now, you know you'd watch the three of them going to town on each other.

[Jack Zodiac]

With crowbars, maybe. Besides, I've seen Paris Hilton have sex, and I gotta' tell ya'... not impressed.

[Anna]

They left Anna Nicole off the Memoriam reel.

Yes her show was crappy, but she still had one.

[Deathstroke]

Okay, so I saw the supposed sex tape of White Stripes drummer Meg White.

Have to say...big whoop.

Oh, and Nicole Richie pregnant in a bikini pics make her look halfway decent.

[mattx110]

Oh, and Nicole Richie pregnant in a bikini pics make her look halfway decent.

too bad i used up all my "Eating for one, eh?" jokes last time a skinny skinny got pregnant.:(

[Novaya Havoc]

Phoebe Price is the hottest celebrity ever.

[J. Robb]

Okay, so I saw the supposed sex tape of White Stripes drummer Meg White.

Have to say...big whoop.
I don't think it's her, something about the face seems different. Very close though...

[Stellar]

I don't think it's her, something about the face seems different. Very close though...

It's been confirmed to be a fake.

[Nikita]

Better than looking like Don King's afro don't you think?

Oh and Britney's back to wearing no underwear.

I got a better idea.

Get them on a new reality show, put them on a deserted island and let them have a go at each other, the only survivor can leave the place, just like Battle Royale.

If that fails, we can at least expect them to have hot lesbian sex.

It's a win win solution if there's ever one.


See what poison they are??? We're still talking about them!!!

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!


:)


I have to admit, I will see the new Dane Cook and Jessica Alba movie simply for the fact that they "supposedly had great chemistry together on the set", and because I want to have sex with both of them.

Other then OJ, what else is going on right now? I watch Extra, and shows like that, but nothing too exciting lately.

[Anna]

Nicole pregnant looks like one of those starving African kids.

And if you haven't seen it on the news; Kiefer Sutherland got busted DUI. His 4th time according to TMZ.

Meanwhile looks like Vick is facing some state charges.

[Deathstroke]

It's been confirmed to be a fake.

Not surprising, that's why I said supposed in my initial post.

[Deathstroke]

I have to admit, I will see the new Dane Cook and Jessica Alba movie simply for the fact that they "supposedly had great chemistry together on the set", and because I want to have sex with both of them.


The fact you want to have sex with Jessica Alba is great. The fact that you want sex with Dane Cook is disgusting.

[Nikita]

And if you haven't seen it on the news; Kiefer Sutherland got busted DUI. His 4th time according to TMZ.



Yeah, that was a real shocker.


The fact you want to have sex with Jessica Alba is great. The fact that you want sex with Dane Cook is disgusting.


I can't help it if I want him to tickle my funny bone.

[Jack Zodiac]

It'd be like fucking a nine year old on a sugar binge.

[Deathstroke]

I can't help it if I want him to tickle my funny bone.

There's nothing funny about him. And you should not let him near your funny bone or any other part of you.

[howyadoin]

I can't help it if I want him to tickle my funny bone.Wouldn't he have to be funny to do that?

[Stellar]

Not surprising, that's why I said supposed in my initial post.

She's does look a lot like her, though.

[Anna]

Britney's lost the kids; at least for the time being.

[howyadoin]

Britney's lost the kids; at least for the time being.C'mon, that news is hours old.

[Spike-X]

Britney's lost the kids; at least for the time being.
Has she looked behind the couch?

[DonC]

Has she looked behind the couch?


That would require getting off of it.

[Deathstroke]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!


(Where's my development deal?)

[DonC]

OK, according to a radio story I heard earlier, here's what Britney did yesterday:

Went to Carl's, Jr.
Dropped off kids with Federline's attorneys
Went to the DMV
Went to a tanning salon
Went out partying

Clearly, she's extremely broken up about the loss of her kids.

[slayer2005]

OK, according to a radio story I heard earlier, here's what Britney did yesterday:

Went to Carl's, Jr.
Dropped off kids with Federline's attorneys
Went to the DMV
Went to a tanning salon
Went out partying

Clearly, she's extremely broken up about the loss of her kids.

I think that's her normal routine sans the lawyers.

[jessecuster3]

Did I miss talk of Ms. Anderson's impending nuptials.


How far have you fallen if your prey has already been dumped by Shannen Doherty and broadcast having sex with Ms. Hilton?

[pariah-1972]

I heard Brits going back to rehab for the third time....
maybe she will stay there this time.

[Spike-X]

For the majority of people who try to give up drugs/alcohol, it takes several tries. And the sad truth is that most people with substance abuse problems don't ever manage to stay clean and sober.

I'm glad I didn't have as many people expecting me to fail when I needed to do it as Britney seems to have now.

[pariah-1972]

For the majority of people who try to give up drugs/alcohol, it takes several tries. And the sad truth is that most people with substance abuse problems don't ever manage to stay clean and sober.

I'm glad I didn't have as many people expecting me to fail when I needed to do it as Britney seems to have now.Yeah lifes rough for poor Brit compared to women who are homeless and or jobless and addicted to drugs and have there kids taken away.
anyways if she was more than a lip synching strip tease artist that exploited our stupid culture wars she would be waiting tables at ihop or dancing at the local strip bar.

[Titan76]

Jenifer Lopez is pregnant.

[Toku King]

Jenifer Lopez is pregnant.

Now she'll have three humps.

[pariah-1972]

I know i'm going to regret saying this but does anyone think marrying Federline started off this chain of events in Brits life?
not saying that its his fault or anything but i think he really did sort of ruin her career without meaning too.

[Jack Zodiac]

I think becoming a teen pop star is what started this chain of events. Very rarely do you see a teenage celebrity manage to come get into adulthood adjusted.

[pariah-1972]

I think becoming a teen pop star is what started this chain of events. Very rarely do you see a teenage celebrity manage to come get into adulthood adjusted.I don't know man her life was going pretty decent till she hooked up with that loser.
if she didn't become a pop star she would just be a normal stripper with a drug./alchy problem.

[Josh S]

Yeah lifes rough for poor Brit compared to women who are homeless and or jobless and addicted to drugs and have there kids taken away.
anyways if she was more than a lip synching strip tease artist that exploited our stupid culture wars she would be waiting tables at ihop or dancing at the local strip bar.

Commenting on the plights of celebrities does not imply that they are more deserving of sympathy than people who aren't famous. Britney needed her kids taken away and so do all the homeless addicts of the world.



I don't know man her life was going pretty decent till she hooked up with that loser.
if she didn't become a pop star she would just be a normal stripper with a drug./alchy problem.

If her life was going well before she got with K-Fed then why do you assume that she would still be an addict had she never become famous?

[pariah-1972]

Commenting on the plights of celebrities does not imply that they are more deserving of sympathy than people who aren't famous. Britney needed her kids taken away and so do all the homeless addicts of the world.





If her life was going well before she got with K-Fed then why do you assume that she would still be an addict had she never become famous?Fate destiney etc why would her being a celebrity make any difference if she is predisposed to having an addictive personality?

[howyadoin]

I know i'm going to regret saying this but does anyone think marrying Federline started off this chain of events in Brits life?
not saying that its his fault or anything but i think he really did sort of ruin her career without meaning too.I think she was a hillbilly from a troubled family right from the start, but her various handlers managed to keep things on an even keel till she fired them all.

[Spike-X]

It's every teenager's dream, really - being able to fire anyone who tells you 'no'.

Including your own parents.

[pariah-1972]

I think she was a hillbilly from a troubled family right from the start, but her various handlers managed to keep things on an even keel till she fired them all.You might have a point there.

[Josh S]

Fate destiney etc why would her being a celebrity make any difference if she is predisposed to having an addictive personality?

That's exactly what I was asking in regards to your (percieved) blaming of K-Fed for her situation.

[pariah-1972]

That's exactly what I was asking in regards to your (percieved) blaming of K-Fed for her situation.Well i cant blame him cause we dont know if he got her hooked on drugs or alchy.
and even then she does have to take some personal responsibility for getting addicted to them.

[Cam63]

I think she was a hillbilly from a troubled family right from the start, but her various handlers managed to keep things on an even keel till she fired them all.

Bad move... Stupid bastards need all the help money can buy.

[bipolar danger girl]

Did I miss talk of Ms. Anderson's impending nuptials.


How far have you fallen if your prey has already been dumped by Shannen Doherty and broadcast having sex with Ms. Hilton?

It's official. Pam Anderson wed Rick Salomon in Las Vegas last night. Maybe third time's the charm? Third divorce, I mean.

[Waterlily]

Man, after reading the comments about Vanessa Hudgens on MSN's board makes me glad I didn't have these idiot parents as my mom or dad. This comment from a so-called mother of two I think was both the best and most stupidest one on the board.



What a fucking dumbass.

She must not be aware that there is Mickey Mouse porn... Also, was she just implying that she considers Mickey Mouse to be a role model for her kids? A cartoon mouse? As a parent, I consider myself and they're father to be the role models. Which may not always be the best thing, but I do a damn better job than a mouse (or a teen idol, or a sponge).

[pariah-1972]

She must not be aware that there is Mickey Mouse porn... Also, was she just implying that she considers Mickey Mouse to be a role model for her kids? A cartoon mouse? As a parent, I consider myself and they're father to be the role models. Which may not always be the best thing, but I do a damn better job than a mouse (or a teen idol, or a sponge).Haven't you heard? its much easier to blame a pop star for you're child rearing problems than looking in the mirror.
i had great role models as a kid but that didn't stop me from stealing and doing drugs.

[Waterlily]

Haven't you heard? its much easier to blame a pop star for you're child rearing problems than looking in the mirror.[QUOTE]

That does seem to be the trend nowadays.

[QUOTE=pariah-1972;5595758]i had great role models as a kid but that didn't stop me from stealing and doing drugs.

Yeah, me too. ;)

[pariah-1972]

[QUOTE=pariah-1972;5595758]Haven't you heard? its much easier to blame a pop star for you're child rearing problems than looking in the mirror.[QUOTE]

That does seem to be the trend nowadays.



Yeah, me too. ;)Yay ! the world makes sense again.
(for now)

[pariah-1972]

Man, after reading the comments about Vanessa Hudgens on MSN's board makes me glad I didn't have these idiot parents as my mom or dad. This comment from a so-called mother of two I think was both the best and most stupidest one on the board.



What a fucking dumbass.To be honest most of the girls her age that i've seen talk about this think shes a complete slut now,
so it's not like every teenage girl out there is going to start sending naked pictures to there boyfriends now.

[Deathstroke]

To be honest most of the girls her age that i've seen talk about this think shes a complete slut now,
so it's not like every teenage girl out there is going to start sending naked pictures to there boyfriends now.

And the world is probably worse off for it. I mean I know I would've loved to get naked pictures of girls I was interested in when I was in high school.

[pariah-1972]

And the world is probably worse off for it. I mean I know I would've loved to get naked pictures of girls I was interested in when I was in high school.True that man but you are not supposed to say that !

[Josh S]

Well i cant blame him cause we dont know if he got her hooked on drugs or alchy.
and even then she does have to take some personal responsibility for getting addicted to them.

Ok, I was misunderstanding what you were saying.

[pariah-1972]

Ok, I was misunderstanding what you were saying.Thats ok i confuse myself sometimes.

[J. Robb]

It's official. Pam Anderson wed Rick Salomon in Las Vegas last night. Maybe third time's the charm? Third divorce, I mean.
Never has a "leaked" honeymoon video seemed so inevitable.

[Deathstroke]

Never has a "leaked" honeymoon video seemed so inevitable.

And so completely unwanted.

[Deathstroke]

Britney isn't wearing underwear again. Yep, there's new "look at my genitals" Britney pics out there on the net.

[Paul McEnery]

And so completely unwanted.

Oh I don't know. It's valuable information, whether she's maintained her technique.

[darkhanamaru]

Oh I don't know. It's valuable information, whether she's maintained her technique.

uh wasn't rick solomon the guy who was in paris' video?

btw, bobby brown had his first heart attack at 38

he beat paul

[Deathstroke]

btw, bobby brown had his first heart attack at 38

he beat paul


He's denying it though according to the Boston Herald this morning.

[darkhanamaru]

He's denying it though according to the Boston Herald this morning.

oh there are pictures on tmz.com and he looks like paul did in them

[Paul McEnery]

oh there are pictures on tmz.com and he looks like paul did in them

I don't think he can get that pale, can he?

[darkhanamaru]

I don't think he can get that pale, can he?

he can get that atavaned and oxygened

[Paul McEnery]

he can get that atavaned and oxygened

Well in that case, how could they tell he needed treatment?

[pariah-1972]

Has anyone seen the video of when Danny Bonaduce flipped Johnny "Fairplay" over his shoulder ?
that fall Johnny boy took looked pretty serious he could barely get up and he had to stagger backstage instead of mugging for the camera and showing his a@@.
i'm sure some people could say he was faking it cause he's a wrestler but from what i've read he wasn't all that great.
I also think Danny looked seriously drunk or stoned he had this glazed look like he wasn't even there.

[Anna]

Hasselhoff fell off the wagon again.

[J. Robb]

Hasselhoff fell off the wagon again.
He's back on the cheeseburgers?

[Nikita]

Hasselhoff fell off the wagon again.


I can't figure out how the judge awarded him custody of the kids.

[Nikita]

It's official. Pam Anderson wed Rick Salomon in Las Vegas last night. Maybe third time's the charm? Third divorce, I mean.

I like Pamela. She's actually a pretty sharp cookie. But when it comes to men, she's got the worst taste on the planet.

Wouldn't he have to be funny to do that?

I don't care about anything else, except seeing him naked on top of me. I think he's hot.

Has anyone seen the video of when Danny Bonaduce flipped Johnny "Fairplay" over his shoulder ?
that fall Johnny boy took looked pretty serious he could barely get up and he had to stagger backstage instead of mugging for the camera and showing his a@@.
i'm sure some people could say he was faking it cause he's a wrestler but from what i've read he wasn't all that great.
I also think Danny looked seriously drunk or stoned he had this glazed look like he wasn't even there.


Yeah, I saw it. Danny is SCARY CRAZY. I love him though. He used to do radio in Chicago. And then I watched his reality show. He goes from zero to angry in two seconds flat. He's bipolar, but he drinks and doesn't always take his meds. He also relapses on coke all the time and takes steroid shots on top of everything. I'm thinking that combo might lead to some aggression.

Poor Danny. I do wish he could get his act together. He lost Gretchen (his wife) over this because she'd finally had it with his insanity.

But if he keeps drinking and using, he'll never get stable. And the steroids probably don't help his mood swings.

[Anna]

I can't figure out how the judge awarded him custody of the kids.

Because he's more famous than his ex, who had debra Opri as her lawyer.

Also because he painted her as the worse parent.

[Outsider]

Has anyone seen the video of when Danny Bonaduce flipped Johnny "Fairplay" over his shoulder ?
that fall Johnny boy took looked pretty serious he could barely get up and he had to stagger backstage instead of mugging for the camera and showing his a@@.
i'm sure some people could say he was faking it cause he's a wrestler but from what i've read he wasn't all that great.
I also think Danny looked seriously drunk or stoned he had this glazed look like he wasn't even there.

Yeah, this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=b9wK2hFmxT4

I like the part at the end when Danny stands there shrugging.

[howyadoin]

I don't care about anything else, except seeing him naked on top of me. I think he's hot.Remember to enforce a "no jokes" policy beforehand, or you'll be lying there sayin' "why don't your jokes have punchlines?"

[Deathstroke]

By the way, that thread someone started that got closed on the TV/Film board, I did a brief 10 second search and Madeline Zima topless on Californication has come along way from Gracie on The Nanny.

[Nikita]

Remember to enforce a "no jokes" policy beforehand, or you'll be lying there sayin' "why don't your jokes have punchlines?"


I take sex very seriously. It's not a laughing matter. ;)

I actually like some of his comedy. I've seen a couple of his comedy specials, and while he's obviously no George Carlin, he's ok. (to me anyway) I don't quite understand why he has such a bad rep in the comedy world.

I've just always had a thing for guys who are snarky and goofy. I like that combo.

[Michael P]

I take sex very seriously. It's not a laughing matter. ;)


It is the way I do it.

[Jack Zodiac]

Remember to enforce a "no jokes" policy beforehand, or you'll be lying there sayin' "why don't your jokes have punchlines?"

I'm sure she'll be saying that at the end, after he's done convulsing on her and making weird noises.

I take sex very seriously. It's not a laughing matter. ;)

It probably will be if you ever get to nail Dane Cook. I bet it'd be like having sex with a younger, less funny Robin Williams.

It is the way I do it.

Yeah, but who could help but laugh at the clown make up and little polka-dot bow-tie you thrown on the little guy?

[Nikita]

I'm sure she'll be saying that at the end, after he's done convulsing on her and making weird noises.



It probably will be if you ever get to nail Dane Cook. I bet it'd be like having sex with a younger, less funny Robin Williams.






Honestly, this is the only celebrity I truly want to have sex with at the moment. Damn you Scarlett Johanson!!!


http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3922/ryanreynoldsgx0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Sorry, I HAD to post his pic again. God, he is SO freaking HOT. If I still had a uterus, I'd want many babies with him. LOVE HIM.

[Jack Zodiac]

If I were wearing pants, they'd be ruined by now.

[Nikita]

If I were wearing pants, they'd be ruined by now.


He even has websites dedicated to his every move.

http://www.ryanreynoldsonline.com/


That should keep you busy for awhile. ;)

[Jack Zodiac]

*bookmarks*

*touches self*

[Nikita]

*bookmarks*

*touches self*


heh. Scarlett Johanson is one lucky bitch right now.

[slayer2005]

heh. Scarlett Johanson is one lucky bitch right now.

And before her, Alanis Morrisette was the previous lucky bitch.

[Nikita]

And before her, Alanis Morrisette was the previous lucky bitch.

No kidding. Lucky bitches all around! lol. I may not care for Morrisette's music, but at least she seems to have a brain in her head. Scarlett, I'm not so sure.

[Anna]

No kidding. Lucky bitches all around! lol. I may not care for Morrisette's music, but at least she seems to have a brain in her head. Scarlett, I'm not so sure.

Scarlett allegedly went on a date with Tom Cruise, and walked out the instant he started talking about Scientology.

[Nikita]

Scarlett allegedly went on a date with Tom Cruise, and walked out the instant he started talking about Scientology.


Good for her. She just went up several notches on my "actresses to respect" ruler.

[Deathstroke]

Good for her. She just went up several notches on my "actresses to respect" ruler.

Of course if she had bitchslapped his dumb fake religion worshipping ass before she left it'd be up even higher.

[Nikita]

Of course if she had bitchslapped his dumb fake religion worshipping ass before she left it'd be up even higher.


Don't hold back Jayman. Tell us how you really feel about that idiot Tom Cruise.

;)

[Cam63]

Scarlett allegedly went on a date with Tom Cruise, and walked out the instant he started talking about Scientology.

I heard that too. Dunno how true it is.

Going by his erratic behaviour in the last 2 years, I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

[Anna]

Sooo...How does everyone feel about a rumored Owen Wilson/Jessica Simpson pairing?

[pariah-1972]

Sooo...How does everyone feel about a rumored Owen Wilson/Jessica Simpson pairing?Romantic wise?
well they are both dumb blondes so it seems appropriate.

[Paradox]

Adam West has me promoting an old idea:

I got a better idea.

Get them on a new reality show, put them on a deserted island and let them have a go at each other, the only survivor can leave the place, just like Battle Royale.

If that fails, we can at least expect them to have hot lesbian sex.

It's a win win solution if there's ever one.

I still say...

Squish 'em in a Monster Truck Rally.

Pay per view.

You'd make billions.

[StoneGold]

Romantic wise?
well they are both dumb blondes so it seems appropriate.

Suicides aside, Wilson's written his share of screenplays.

[Anna]

Heath Ledger has died.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20173072,00.html?xid=email-breakingnews-20080122-20173072

[howyadoin]

Heath Ledger has died.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20173072,00.html?xid=email-breakingnews-20080122-20173072

Oh my God! Of all the celebrities I've never met, he seemed like the least likely to die at Mary-Kate's!

[Anna]

Oh my God! Of all the celebrities I've never met, he seemed like the least likely to die at Mary-Kate's!

There were a lot of people I could imagine dying like this; he wasn't one of them.

[howyadoin]

There were a lot of people I could imagine dying like this; he wasn't one of them.Well, sure. A more likely scenario would be one of the Olsens dying of malnutrition.

[Anna]

Well, sure. A more likely scenario would be one of the Olsens dying of malnutrition.

Clock's ticking for Amy Winehouse.

[Anna]

All I can say is, it's about time. http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-14-rip-52

[DoctorDoom]

All I can say is, it's about time. http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-14-rip-52
Well, I concur. Heh.

[Anna]

WTF?????

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/03/31/amy-winehouse-to-be-the-new-face-for-roberto-cavalli/

[Anna]

Naomi CampBell was just arrested at Heathrow for having one of her pantented bitch fits.

[Deathstroke]

Naomi CampBell was just arrested at Heathrow for having one of her pantented bitch fits.

Someone should have a bitch fit on her.

[Anna]

Why Paris can't keep friends: http://perezhilton.com/2008-04-14-hilton-vs-kardashian-the-claws-come-out

[Paradox]

People like that don't have friends. They have "hangers on".

[Deathstroke]

People like that don't have friends. They have "hangers on".

You know I bet if she had the least bit of brains, she'd actually turn out to be a decent person.

But it doesn't seem like she has the brains portion of that equation.

[mattx110]

Naomi CampBell was just arrested at Heathrow for having one of her pantented bitch fits.
To be fair, police action is the only way you're getting through Heathrow in under 3 hours. She was probably just playing it smart.

[Deathstroke]

So the latest is that Miley Cyrus has new pictures online that include one where she's flashing a lime green bra.

Oh and Emma Watson celebrated her 18th birthday by going to some club. The paparazzi got the money shot of an upskirt of her wearing see through panties. The shaved-unshaved question got answered.

Seriously, see through panties?

I don't mind that at all, but what could a celebrity be thinking in this day an age to be wearing see through underwear. That's practically daring the paparazzi.

*Shakes head*

[Ontir]

To be fair, police action is the only way you're getting through Heathrow in under 3 hours. She was probably just playing it smart.

I used to work at LAX, I've been through Heathrow (not in under 3 hours), and this just made my day - ROFLMAO!

[Anna]

BUSTED!: http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/csi-star-popped-for-heroin-coke-ecstasy/

[Royal]

This trumps all the Jason Beghe stories?

Honestly?

[Anna]

This trumps all the Jason Beghe stories?

Honestly?

I hear The Cult's trying to keep Jason's stories quiet. They got his Youtube piece removed.

[Royal]

I hear The Cult's trying to keep Jason's stories quiet. They got his Youtube piece removed.

It's not removed. They canceled Bunker's account.

He's over at Veoh. And the full interview is mirrored (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NNUjMz9-W2I) by others.

But the Cult is trying to piggyback on a Viacom takedown notice which never got complyed by Bunker because youtube cut him off before he could comply with Viacom.

Also watch out for Operation: Harpo

[Anna]

The big news story in Phoenix last night was that DMX came to town (he owns a large spread in the North Valley at which drugs, weapons and several unhealthy pit bulls were confiscated awhile back), and was promptly nabbed for an incedent where three of our freeway speed cameras caught him zipping along at speeds ranging between 101-114 mph.

Also, Amy Winehouse was arrested for drugs yesterday, but has since been released.

[Deathstroke]

Apparently Miley Cyrus doesn't learn...there are new pictures of her in her underwear online again.

Oh, and remember the youngest daughter from the TV show "7th Heaven"? Well, Mackenzie Rosman is now 19 years old and there's pics online now of her in her underwear and two pics of her in deep tongue action with another girl.

Do they never learn?

[Anna]

Soooo...who's been following the saga of poor little Nicky Hogan as he learns that jail's no fun?

[GozertheGozarian]

Soooo...who's been following the saga of poor little Nicky Hogan as he learns that jail's no fun?
Don't forget how big a douche he and his dad are.

[Anna]

Apparently Miley Cyrus doesn't learn...there are new pictures of her in her underwear online again.

Oh, and remember the youngest daughter from the TV show "7th Heaven"? Well, Mackenzie Rosman is now 19 years old and there's pics online now of her in her underwear and two pics of her in deep tongue action with another girl.

Do they never learn?

Don't forget how big a douche he and his dad are.

Hulk and his soon to be ex have been badmouthing the victim and his family in public.

As for Miley, Billy Ray needs to wake up, before something happens that can't be fixed.

[Puma]

Don't forget how big a douche he and his dad are.

whole damn family.

[StoneGold]

That's right girls, he's not gay!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080527/ap_en_ce/people_david_cook;_ylt=Am05a8p8WODzeWqYNP9tz1qs0NU E