X-Crescence LIV:ing the Blues

[Brian M.]

Don't insult the Skrulls

Like you wouldn't like some super skrull bear sex

[Sean Whitmore]

Are you fucking kidding me, a pink ring? That's why I read Aquaman. It's got a very low level of goofy bullshit to deal with.

Are you reading about some different Aquaman that doesn't have a little octopus sidekick?


SEAN

[Gene M.]

Are you reading about some different Aquaman that doesn't have a little octopus sidekick?


SEAN
I didn't say no goofy bullshit. Just very little (for a DC book).

[Brian M.]

Are you reading about some different Aquaman that doesn't have a little octopus sidekick?


SEAN

Sextopus...hahaha I'm 12.:o

[Jack Flash]

Its a UK song, I doubt you would have unless you were a big music fan SEEKING MUSIC FROM ALL DIFFERENT COUNTRIES AND STYLES!!!!!!!!111111111

Its by Groove Armada and is called Song 4 Jack Flash (Out of Control)

wahoo. I love my new single!

and Hooray for Ryan Liking Street Angel!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryan K]

It looks like they're laying down clues that Wondra could really be Jubilee.

I'm cool with that. I've always said she would be a good NW fit.

I just hope the book gets better than the first issue.

[Gene M.]

wahoo. I love my new single!

and Hooray for Ryan Liking Street Angel!!!!!!!!!!!
Mentioning Street Angel is about as flirtatious as you can get.

[Jack Flash]

Street Angel.
Street Angel.
Street Angel.

What a fucking great book.

[Gene M.]

Street Angel.
Street Angel.
Street Angel.

What a fucking great book.
I totally agree. I still need to get the trade, though.

[Jack Flash]

I totally agree. I still need to get the trade, though.


FCBD, I got the trade for 2 bucks I think. They were fucking giving them away while charging loads for Turner's JLA. What a fucking moronic tardacious industry we support.

[Gene M.]

FCBD, I got the trade for 2 bucks I think. They were fucking giving them away while charging loads for Turner's JLA. What a fucking moronic tardacious industry we support.
Pretty much, yeah. I remember reading Street Angel in single issues and being really bummed when they stop publishing it. I wish it would come back.

[twilight]

I really hate getting up.

My complaints are so original.

[TheWolfOfAsgard]

Is my puppy not the cutest damn thing in the world......

[Jack Flash]

very cute. very cute indeed.

[TheWolfOfAsgard]

very cute. very cute indeed.


He's six months now and weighs 70 lbs....I really shouldn't have let Jayme talk me into a Great Dane

[Jack Flash]

our Great Dane is 6 years old and 180 pounds. Logan is such a sweet puss though.

[Jake V]

our Great Dane is 6 years old and 180 pounds. Logan is such a sweet puss though.

huh huh huh

huh huh

huh huh huh huh

[jeangreydp]

I have to go to bed in one hour so I can wake up for work tomorrow at 4am.

YAY!

[jeangreydp]

Also, I didn't get books this week because I can't afford them.

:D

[1WEBHEAD]

Way to keep positive! :)

[Brian M.]

Also, I didn't get books this week because I can't afford them.

:D

Then don't read back in this thread, stay away from the Avengers, WWH and Marvel Universe boards. Something big happened...well not as big as Jean coming back but close.

[Sean Whitmore]

Then don't read back in this thread, stay away from the Avengers, WWH and Marvel Universe boards. Something big happened...well not as big as Jean coming back but close.

Y'know, I already said I liked the NA ending as an ending, but the more I think about it, it kinda lives up to its hype as well. In that it's certainly got a lot of people talking about it, at least.


SEAN

[Brian M.]

Y'know, I already said I liked the NA ending as an ending, but the more I think about it, it kinda lives up to its hype as well. In that it's certainly got a lot of people talking about it, at least.


SEAN

He could really split the internet in half still.

[Faded]

I fucking hate Dustin Diamond.

And the CBR poster that bases his personality off of him.

EDIT: Was that random?

[Sean Whitmore]

I fucking hate Dustin Diamond.

And the CBR poster that bases his personality off of him.


What an obscure rant.


SEAN

[1WEBHEAD]

I fucking hate Dustin Diamond.

And the CBR poster that bases his personality off of him.

EDIT: Was that random?

Best Editing Excuse Ever.

[Brian M.]

I fucking hate Dustin Diamond.

And the CBR poster that bases his personality off of him.

EDIT: Was that random?

Who?
.
.
.
.
.
?

[Brian M.]

Best Editing Excuse Ever.

And she says I have an anger issue...

[Pach!]

Who's Dustin Diamond?

[Jake V]

Who's Dustin Diamond?

http://thephoenix.com/SlopCulture/content/binary/screech.jpg

[1WEBHEAD]

^^He looks like Cory from Boy meets World a little. But he's the guy from saved by the bell right?

[Pach!]

Wait should I know who that is? I'm gonna look him up in wikipedia.

EDIT: I don't think of his series/movies have ever made it to Peru. Nothing sounds familiar.

[1WEBHEAD]

THIS IS MADNESS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMoCgVDbWO0)

[Jake V]

who would win in a fight? Screech or Urkel?

[1WEBHEAD]

You know what else is BULL SHIT!?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBBwKWSxoMI&NR=1)

[1WEBHEAD]

who would win in a fight? Screech or Urkel?

Urkel hands down.

I mean look at him!

http://www.thescoopydoop.com/pictures/Yound%20Steve%20Urkel.jpg

He's knows you inside and out and you don't even know it.

[Mikl C]

I hate the fucking hisem romainan s ARE RLY POOR argument ive had it 2 many times. enufl.

[Sean Whitmore]

I hate the fucking hisem romainan s ARE RLY POOR argument ive had it 2 many times. enufl.

I know gobble goo what you fnk in thensnxqcBJHC/COSQAS123456.


SEAN

[Mikl C]

Shut up WHITMORE you fucing skank my point was VALID and I might need ot cum withou masrurantmg.

[Sean Whitmore]

Shut up WHITMORE you fucing skank my point was VALID and I might need ot cum withou masrurantmg.

Are you proposing to me?

Is that even allowed in Ireland?

Oh, I don't care, let's do it! Daddy will be so mad!


SEAN

[Cayman]

Are you reading about some different Aquaman that doesn't have a little octopus sidekick?


SEAN

DON'T DISS TOPO! :mad:

[rilokyle]

Sup hoes.

Just finished watching X3 with some friends. Nothing makes me laugh harder than watching Halle Berry suck at life.

[Nyssane]

who would win in a fight? Screech or Urkel?

Urkel would turn into Stefan and charm Screech in between the sheets. Maybe that'd loosen him up and then he can have another sex tape out there.

Speaking of Stefan... why did Laura Winslow think he was so hot? He still had Urkel's bug eyes and lanky frame.

[Ryan K]

NBA Championships are fun!

[Matthew K.]

i like "forever."

papa roach is much better than they used to be...hopefully it's one of those bands that get better as they go on (rather than the reverse one hit wonder style lame bands...hey there Lit). I like the rock parts of their stuff...not 100% in love with the name, but what the fuck ever.


@ webhead: damn, your pull list is long! fuck.

[Jake V]

the first x-men movie is on tv.

I forgot how bad it was. I mean, beyond X3 bad.

[Karl H]

He's my favorite. If love is on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most, Cyclops is a 10 and Jean is a 9.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999.

Iceman, Beast and Angel and a 9. Angel is the whole reason I'm picking up Incredible Hulk: WWH issues.

Same here. I wanna see Angel get smashed. That's my whole reason for reading.

WWH#1 was pretty kick ass though man. It was damn good read. Iron Man made me like him even more the way he took responsiblity for the Hulk.

I'm liking Iron Man so much post CW. Hated him in CW but the Knauf's have done such a good job with his solo. I haven't read MA's or NA's post CW yet either which has probably helped too.

I think I'm gonna stand up in the showing of FF2 when Reed comes on and yell out that's he a Skrull and should be thrown into the 42. See how many nerds laugh.

Ooooh I might do that too. Even more obscure in the UK though.

Can't say I'm a Spirit guy, but it's hard to think of a better super hero comic than All-Star Supes.


SEAN

All Star Supes is awesome. I've read the first trade like 4 times now.

I'm getting drunk AGAIN. Is this what my life is? Work has drove me to it. Although, I'm making like £0 from this endeavour. lol

Yeah but booze is tasty.

Dini's Detective Comics is also excellent.

Haven't read Morrison's Batman yet (waiting for the HC).

AND Johns' JSA is back in form.

I don't touch JLA/JSA anymore. Dini's detective has been good. I'm waiting for Batman and Son too.

That would explain her choice in men.

I didn't say no goofy bullshit. Just very little (for a DC book).

Which is why I don't read much DC. Goofy BS gets on my tits.

who would win in a fight? Screech or Urkel?

Carlton from fresh prince would kick their asses.

I had a dream last night where I went to a Rolf Harris concert in a market town and his first song was a Rufus Wainwright number. Weirdest dream I've had in a while!

[The Fury]

Merry day of Birth, Fishtaco.

[Karl H]

Merry day of Birth, Fishtaco.

Kri I want to see arcade fire. why is your website so darned busy?

I demand answers!

doesn't matter. Booked now. Alexandra Palace 17 Nov! Woo Hoo!

And now cancelled. Big rugby game. Miles away. Le suck.

[Pro]

The excalibur #20 discussion is getting utterly retarded. Think i'll bow out for now before i say something bad ..

[Karl H]

The excalibur #20 discussion is getting utterly retarded. Think i'll bow out for now before i say something bad ..

you've just said something that was sig-worthy Pro!

[Pro]

you've just said something that was sig-worthy Pro!

Well at least something good came out of it then :p

[twilight]

I need tickets for The Cure on August four!

*sells blood and semen*

[Mikl C]

It's raining! Ooh baby it's raining! Baby come in to me! Come in to me!

[Pach!]

It's raining! Ooh baby it's raining! Baby come in to me! Come in to me!
You might need an umbrella ella ella ay ay ay...

[Mikl C]

thanks for posting the Endangered Species pages Andres! It looks shit but <3

[Jack Flash]

throws blood and semen at Twi. It's Brian's not mine.

What's up hookers?

Cay I really like that live performance on your blog, it's perhaps better than the recorded version.

[twilight]

throws blood and semen at Twi. It's Brian's not mine.

I'm that much closer to my goal!

For serious though,their doing a three hour set with no support act.
BLISS!

[Pach!]

thanks for posting the Endangered Species pages Andres! It looks shit but <3

LOL.. it took me so long to print screen/paste each page and then Brian is like " ....or you could save your time and go to comicscontinuum.com...." LOL. I'm so dumb :o

[Mikl C]

LOL.. it took me so long to print screen/paste each page and then Brian is like " ....or you could save your time and go to comicscontinuum.com...." LOL. I'm so dumb :o

Nah I appreciate it <3And your av is superfly!

[Karl H]

I'm that much closer to my goal!

For serious though,their doing a three hour set with no support act.
BLISS!

cool.... *whistles love-cats to himself*

"So wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty..."

[Jack Flash]

I'm that much closer to my goal!

For serious though,their doing a three hour set with no support act.
BLISS!


Everyday is like Sunday!!!!! Argh, that's the Smiths not the Cure. I suck at life! oh well least I caught it before posting it.


I emailed Ed Brubaker about Deadenders and Warren Pleece. He said it may come back into print! Puts it on Tradelist. and said that he and Warren may do something in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also does anyone know of a character named Adrian in Marvel comics? I just know of Flex. (Adrian Corbo)

[Mikl C]

Beyonce did like 2.5 hours without a supprt act and like no more than 3 minute breaks.
:o
lol. I <3 her.

[Pach!]

Everyday is like Sunday!!!!! Argh, that's the Smiths not the Cure. I suck at life! oh well least I caught it before posting it.


I emailed Ed Brubaker about Deadenders and Warren Pleece. He said it may come back into print! Puts it on Tradelist. and said that he and Warren may do something in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also does anyone know of a character named Adrian in Marvel comics? I just know of Flex. (Adrian Corbo)



Vulture!!!! I feel like I'm playing name that X, which I suck at by the way. I feel so lame that I guessed with the clue "this character is a sabertooth tiger". It might as well have been "this characters name rhymes with Schmabu"

[Karl H]

Melonhead's Friday lunchtime survey:

1. What was the last thing you ate?

2. What are you planning on eating tonight?

3. Weekend plans?

4. You are limited to only one ongoing title for the next year. What do you buy and why?

5. Thunderstorms cool or nay cool?

6. Favourite dip?

7. If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?

8. Brian Moranor faces a moral dilemma. A being of great power has told him that he must make a choice. He must either forsake the original 5 and never read about or discuss them ever again or vote for the democrats? Which would you suggest he does and why?

9. Mikl C faces a moral dilemma. He must either stop boozing or reading comics? Which do you suggest and why?

10. Do you like Cadre K

11. Band you're most looking forward to seeing next?

12. Forthcoming film you're most excited about?

13. Forthcoming video game you're most excited about?

14. What is the one place in the world you've always wanted to visit and have never gotten round to?

15. What is the ideal length for a Cres survey?

[Pro]

Got a little pissy on another site at christians blaming others for all the evils in the world ..

you mean jewish people....

No i mean paranoid christians who shit their pants every time someone tries to bring people together because they think it must surely be the antichrist. It's those kinds of people that make me think the earth would be better off without religion at all, because you're poisoning people's minds with religious paranoia, you brainwash children with the thought of a spiritual boogeyman and in the meantime you constantly whine and nag about nothing ever changing. Meanwhile you're the ones who won't let things change because you're all watching the sky in hopes your savior will rescue you instead of trying to make the world a better place yourself.
You're complacent, apathetic, fearfull, paranoid, spitefull.

You nag about science/the UN/other religions/satan/Adam and Eve/everybody else on this godforsaken planet being at fault but you never stop and wonder what the consequences of your own beliefs are and you consistently dismiss your own responsibility in favor of being rescued by some fantasy figure with a long beard.

You're God's children alright, too dumb to think your way out of problems, too immature to take responsibility yourself, too simpleminded to tackle complex issues without resorting to summoning up the image of an spiritual tormentor, too stupid to think without resorting to a 2000 year old manual. Children indeed.

That's modern day christianity for you, a crutch for infantile grown ups who can't take responsibility for their own thoughts and morals. Here's a thought for you: if for 2000 years the majority of the west has been christian and we still haven't made much progress then maybe the problem lies with christianity and not with all those other things christians are so eager to shift the blame on. Underlying the christian faith is an unhealthy paranoid perspective on the world where everyone is always out to get you, where no one can do any real good, where the only option we have is to admit we're shit and that we need a fantasy figure who will never come to rescue us. It's sick, it's twisted and it needs to stop.

On the one hand we have atheists claiming that the hope of a better world is unrealistic and on the other hand we have believers who claim that the hope that mankind can accomplish something good on their own is borderline heresy and we're still wondering why nothing ever changes?.

Do the world a favor and grow up.

[Jack Flash]

1. What was the last thing you ate?
Fried egg sammich with turkey bacon and cheese

2. What are you planning on eating tonight?
Spaghetti bolognase and not feel bad about it for days and days

3. Weekend plans?
Picnic and my mom is coming to play with the kiddos

4. You are limited to only one ongoing title for the next year. What do you buy and why?
New X-men? I think. at least today. I love the art and am connectd to the characters. I might have said "Local" but it's more than halfway done.

5. Thunderstorms cool or nay cool?
cool.

6. Favourite dip?
French Onion or Melonhead.

7. If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?
writer. I wanted to wear black turtle necks and smoke long cigarettes.

8. Brian Moranor faces a moral dilemma. A being of great power has told him that he must make a choice. He must either forsake the original 5 and never read about or discuss them ever again or vote for the democrats? Which would you suggest he does and why?
vote democrat. it's the right thing to do. without Cyke, Brian is an empty shell with a penis.

9. Mikl C faces a moral dilemma. He must either stop boozing or reading comics? Which do you suggest and why?
boozing! cuz you said nuthin about weed! LOLZ! OMG!

10. Do you like Cadre K
sure, but it's not like they are Mondo and Vincente.

11. Band you're most looking forward to seeing next?
Arctic Monkeys. Or Kings of Leon.

12. Forthcoming film you're most excited about?
Knocked Up.

13. Forthcoming video game you're most excited about?
what? I am looking forward to getting blown tonight. I don't play video games.

14. What is the one place in the world you've always wanted to visit and have never gotten round to?
Spain. Salamanca. I just like how it's pronounced.

15. What is the ideal length for a Cres survey?
10 and a Bonus Queerstion.

[Pach!]

Melonhead's Friday lunchtime survey:

1. What was the last thing you ate?
Scrambled eggs and bacon!

2. What are you planning on eating tonight?
BBQ at my place. If anyone is in the southern Peru area they can come.


3. Weekend plans?
Get drunk and/or get laid. Hopefully both.

4. You are limited to only one ongoing title for the next year. What do you buy and why?
Probably New Avengers. I really like the cast, Bendis' writing and it looks like it's gonna be an even more important book in the near future.


5. Thunderstorms cool or nay cool?
Cool...

6. Favourite dip?
Skinny...

7. If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?
Something in a Zoo...I like animals.

8. Brian Moranor faces a moral dilemma. A being of great power has told him that he must make a choice. He must either forsake the original 5 and never read about or discuss them ever again or vote for the democrats? Which would you suggest he does and why?
Probably the O5.. I mean Jean is gone, Angel is "gone" even when he actually is in a comic.. I think they are slowly disappearing.

9. Mikl C faces a moral dilemma. He must either stop boozing or reading comics? Which do you suggest and why?
Comics. Because the other option is "stop boozing"

10. Do you like Cadre K
I have never read anything about them... but since people are excited I'll pretend I'm excited too.

11. Band you're most looking forward to seeing next?
I really like Billy Talent right now.

12. Forthcoming film you're most excited about?
Transformers


13. Forthcoming video game you're most excited about?
I don't know....

14. What is the one place in the world you've always wanted to visit and have never gotten round to?
Egypt or somewhere in Europe..I'm not picky.

15. What is the ideal length for a Cres survey?
14, after that it becomes pretty boring jk jk!

[Karl H]

1. What was the last thing you ate?

Bacon, brie and mango chutney toasted baguette with an apple.

2. What are you planning on eating tonight?

I don't know - I might make me some kedgiree - I'm in a mackrel kind of mood.

3. Weekend plans?

quiet one (finally!)

4. You are limited to only one ongoing title for the next year. What do you buy and why?

The Knauf's iron man. I think I'm the only person bigging it up and so I can swap it with other people who also has to do the same.

5. Thunderstorms cool or nay cool?

Nay cool - they scare my dog.

6. Favourite dip?

Taramusulata

7. If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?

i'd like to pick incidental and background music for television shows.

8. Brian Moranor faces a moral dilemma. A being of great power has told him that he must make a choice. He must either forsake the original 5 and never read about or discuss them ever again or vote for the democrats? Which would you suggest he does and why?

Get rid of the o5. They're way over-rated. :evilsmile

9. Mikl C faces a moral dilemma. He must either stop boozing or reading comics? Which do you suggest and why?

Tough one. Could have swapped my name for Mikl's but then I remembered last night's drunk posting so I'm gonna say comics. Which would be a shame.

10. Do you like Cadre K

Fo' sure they rock...

11. Band you're most looking forward to seeing next?

Cold War Kids at a festival next month

12. Forthcoming film you're most excited about?

Short-term, Transformers (more out of morbid fascination)

Longer-term it's a tie between Iron Man and the Dark Knight

13. Forthcoming video game you're most excited about?

Hmmm. GTA IV I think but Halo 3's running it close.

14. What is the one place in the world you've always wanted to visit and have never gotten round to?

Canada. What's that all aboot hey?

15. What is the ideal length for a Cres survey?

i hate cres surveys... lol!

[Karl H]

Got a little pissy on another site at christians blaming others for all the evils in the world ..

you mean jewish people....

No i mean paranoid christians who shit their pants every time someone tries to bring people together because they think it must surely be the antichrist. It's those kinds of people that make me think the earth would be better off without religion at all, because you're poisoning people's minds with religious paranoia, you brainwash children with the thought of a spiritual boogeyman and in the meantime you constantly whine and nag about nothing ever changing. Meanwhile you're the ones who won't let things change because you're all watching the sky in hopes your savior will rescue you instead of trying to make the world a better place yourself.
You're complacent, apathetic, fearfull, paranoid, spitefull.

You nag about science/the UN/other religions/satan/Adam and Eve/everybody else on this godforsaken planet being at fault but you never stop and wonder what the consequences of your own beliefs are and you consistently dismiss your own responsibility in favor of being rescued by some fantasy figure with a long beard.

You're God's children alright, too dumb to think your way out of problems, too immature to take responsibility yourself, too simpleminded to tackle complex issues without resorting to summoning up the image of an spiritual tormentor, too stupid to think without resorting to a 2000 year old manual. Children indeed.

That's modern day christianity for you, a crutch for infantile grown ups who can't take responsibility for their own thoughts and morals. Here's a thought for you: if for 2000 years the majority of the west has been christian and we still haven't made much progress then maybe the problem lies with christianity and not with all those other things christians are so eager to shift the blame on. Underlying the christian faith is an unhealthy paranoid perspective on the world where everyone is always out to get you, where no one can do any real good, where the only option we have is to admit we're shit and that we need a fantasy figure who will never come to rescue us. It's sick, it's twisted and it needs to stop.

On the one hand we have atheists claiming that the hope of a better world is unrealistic and on the other hand we have believers who claim that the hope that mankind can accomplish something good on their own is borderline heresy and we're still wondering why nothing ever changes?.

Do the world a favor and grow up.

Pro = a resurrected Bill Hicks?

Think about it, we've never seen them together! lol

[xgeek52]

mornin' folks...

another day in the neighborhood...

[Pro]

Melonhead's Friday lunchtime survey:

1. What was the last thing you ate?

Cheese on cornbread

2. What are you planning on eating tonight?

Hrm, pizza i think ..

3. Weekend plans?

Drawing a cover

4. You are limited to only one ongoing title for the next year. What do you buy and why?

X-factor, best written x-book at the moment.

5. Thunderstorms cool or nay cool?

I like em.

6. Favourite dip?

I don't dip

7. If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?

Already have it, just need more jobs and money.

8. Brian Moranor faces a moral dilemma. A being of great power has told him that he must make a choice. He must either forsake the original 5 and never read about or discuss them ever again or vote for the democrats? Which would you suggest he does and why?

Vote democrats, if even the original 5 can't snap him out of his devotion to the republican party then he is lost :p

9. Mikl C faces a moral dilemma. He must either stop boozing or reading comics? Which do you suggest and why?

Stop boozing (and i'm a little more serious about that than my other answers)

10. Do you like Cadre K

Yup, mutants skruls, what's not to like.

11. Band you're most looking forward to seeing next?

Melonhead, what? Oh you said banD :p

12. Forthcoming film you're most excited about?

Transformers

13. Forthcoming video game you're most excited about?

The very next game i'll be working on (not sure which one it will be though .. )

14. What is the one place in the world you've always wanted to visit and have never gotten round to?

The center of all creation, Uluru

15. What is the ideal length for a Cres survey?

14

[Pro]

Pro = a resurrected Bill Hicks?

Think about it, we've never seen them together! lol

Not sure who Bill Hicks is, heh. Usually i'm far more moderate and i like religious discussion but this rant was provoked by a post titled: "Is this man the antichrist?", with a christian targetting yet another non-christian to paint as the ultimate evil in the universe. I told them christians would burn jesus to death the second he'd claim to be the messiah, to which the response was :"You mean jewishs people .."

[Pro]

Now this sounds interesting ... too bad i don't fill all requirements ... i might still give it a try though ...

DC Comics seeks a Concept Artist for the MMO Production department. Position will design, sketch, and illustrate non-player characters, elements and environments based on list provided by Production Manager. Interact directly with clients to achieve desired look and style for assigned projects. Collaborate with MMO Production artist to ensure consistency in style and quality of art. Prepare final approved artwork in digital format for delivery to client. Other duties as assigned.

Requirements
High school Diploma. 5 years art/illustration experience or equivalent work experience. Demonstrated drawing skills including anatomic and technical and architectural elements based on portfolio review. MacIntosh computer experience with desktop publishing and graphics software (Photoshop) required. Must have the ability to pay close attention to details and have excellent organizational skills. Must have the ability to handle multiple tasks. Must have the ability to work well under time constraints, meet deadlines, and manage multiple project elements simultaneously. Must have ability to communicate effectively, both verbally and in writing, with freelancers and staff. Ability to produce realistic and expressive concept sketches on tight schedules.

[Karl H]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_hicks

Sorely missed. And mentionned in Preacher!

[Karl H]

Now this sounds interesting ... too bad i don't fill all requirements ... i might still give it a try though ...

DC Comics seeks a Concept Artist for the MMO Production department. Position will design, sketch, and illustrate non-player characters, elements and environments based on list provided by Production Manager. Interact directly with clients to achieve desired look and style for assigned projects. Collaborate with MMO Production artist to ensure consistency in style and quality of art. Prepare final approved artwork in digital format for delivery to client. Other duties as assigned.

Requirements
High school Diploma. 5 years art/illustration experience or equivalent work experience. Demonstrated drawing skills including anatomic and technical and architectural elements based on portfolio review. MacIntosh computer experience with desktop publishing and graphics software (Photoshop) required. Must have the ability to pay close attention to details and have excellent organizational skills. Must have the ability to handle multiple tasks. Must have the ability to work well under time constraints, meet deadlines, and manage multiple project elements simultaneously. Must have ability to communicate effectively, both verbally and in writing, with freelancers and staff. Ability to produce realistic and expressive concept sketches on tight schedules.

Dude you've just won CBRunway. How can you not be the right man for the job!

[caney]

DON'T DISS TOPO! :mad:

It's just hard to hang out with T-o-po.

[Novaya Havoc]

omg my place isn't NEARLY clean enough for my parents.

CURSE ALCOHOL!!!!1111

[Pro]

omg my place isn't NEARLY clean enough for my parents.

CURSE ALCOHOL!!!!1111

Nobody's place is clean enough for parents.

[Karl H]

omg my place isn't NEARLY clean enough for my parents.

CURSE ALCOHOL!!!!1111

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8CTscW3dpI

see if this inspires you!

[Pro]

Dude you've just won CBRunway. How can you not be the right man for the job!

My mac and quark express experience is over 10 years old and i'm not sure my irregular work experience measures up to 5 years. But like i said i might still give it a go.

[Dizzy D]

1. What was the last thing you ate?
Blood and semen. Wait, got distracted, by Hi-Fi. Sandwiches with ham.


2. What are you planning on eating tonight?
Pizza. I'm lazy tonight.

3. Weekend plans?
It's Father's Day over here, so I'm visiting my dad. Plus studying for my job interview next week.

4. You are limited to only one ongoing title for the next year. What do you buy and why?
Stormwatch is the first one to spring to mind, so I'm picking that one.

5. Thunderstorms cool or nay cool?
Cool.

6. Favourite dip?
Que?

7. If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?


8. Brian Moranor faces a moral dilemma. A being of great power has told him that he must make a choice. He must either forsake the original 5 and never read about or discuss them ever again or vote for the democrats? Which would you suggest he does and why?
Vote democrat. It won't effect his life much (how often do you vote? And how much impact does a single vote have? Almost never and nothing.)

9. Mikl C faces a moral dilemma. He must either stop boozing or reading comics? Which do you suggest and why?
I would suggest he gives up the booze, but he will give up the comics.

10. Do you like Cadre K
Nope, it's concept is against the whole reason why Skrull and Kree are so interested in humanity.

11. Band you're most looking forward to seeing next?
Just be safe and say Eels.

12. Forthcoming film you're most excited about?
Not really paying attention now.

13. Forthcoming video game you're most excited about?
Fallout 3

14. What is the one place in the world you've always wanted to visit and have never gotten round to?
Some West Coast or Middle America.

15. What is the ideal length for a Cres survey?
10 questions.

[Pach!]

Nobody's place is clean enough for parents.

Except mine. Not so surprisingly divorced fathers aren't that picky with how clean my place is. And I'm freakishly clean, like OCD clean. I sweep and mop everyday.

[Dizzy D]

Now this sounds interesting ... too bad i don't fill all requirements ... i might still give it a try though ...


First rule of applying for jobs: Nobody fits all the requirements; that's usually the perfect, ideal employee they are describing. Go for it.

[Karl H]

3. Weekend plans?
It's Father's Day over here, so I'm visiting my dad. Plus studying for my job .

FUUUCK...

I'd completely forgotten about father's day...

[Dagger]

Same here. I wanna see Angel get smashed. That's my whole reason for reading.
I thought you hearted me?:(

[Brian M.]

Very rarely are there moments in life that you can look back on and think, damn, I should have done that and it would have changed everything right? Well I don't know if anyone here has heard of Vitiman Water, it's this nutrient rich water that they sell around the country. Relatively new, 5 years or so. Well about 4 and half years ago my friend Danny was dating this girl Brooke, who's dad was a chief investor in VM. Had about a 40% stake in the company. For $5000 my friend and I could have bought into that company at a .3% shareholders. Not a lot right? Well I read today in the paper that VM was sold. The rapper, 50 cent had a 10% share in VM. He made $400 million dollars. Which means that a 1% share is worth $40 million. A .1% share is worth $4 million. So a .3% share would be worth $12 million dollars. Split that in half and we're both sitting on a nice $6 mill. But no, neither of us ever thought to do that. All we had to do was get $5000 a peice and invest it in that company for a tiny, fraction of a share. One of those moments.

[Karl H]

I thought you hearted me?:(

Oh don't you start. I'm getting enough grief from girls without my intercontinental virtual boyfriend giving me grief!

I just don't particularly like Angel m'kay. Haven't since Casey's over-promised under-delivered plans for him.

[Karl H]

Very rarely are there moments in life that you can look back on and think, damn, I should have done that and it would have changed everything right? Well I don't know if anyone here has heard of Vitiman Water, it's this nutrient rich water that they sell around the country. Relatively new, 5 years or so. Well about 4 and half years ago my friend Danny was dating this girl Brooke, who's dad was a chief investor in VM. Had about a 40% stake in the company. For $5000 my friend and I could have bought into that company at a .3% shareholders. Not a lot right? Well I read today in the paper that VM was sold. The rapper, 50 cent had a 10% share in VM. He made $400 million dollars. Which means that a 1% share is worth $40 million. A .1% share is worth $4 million. So a .3% share would be worth $12 million dollars. Split that in half and we're both sitting on a nice $6 mill. But no, neither of us ever thought to do that. All we had to do was get $5000 a peice and invest it in that company for a tiny, fraction of a share. One of those moments.

We've had one of those at work today. A management buy-in candidate who dropped out of a deal we'd offered him about 4 years ago (before my time) has just pocketed 20% of a £250m London listing. Front page, Financial Times!

Thing to remember is - you only ever need one of those breaks! It'll come.

[Pro]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_hicks

Sorely missed. And mentionned in Preacher!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk

Okay i can see what you mean :p

[Karl H]

Oh we got ourselves a READER....

[Karl H]

Where's Arrjay? He'd love the Hicks chat!

[Brian M.]

1. What was the last thing you ate?
Fruit cup and a big glass of milk after my work out this morning.


2. What are you planning on eating tonight?
Not sure, taking the wife to be out to dinner, so where she decides.

3. Weekend plans?
Going home to GA early tomorrow morning to go fishing with my dad and family for the weekend.

4. You are limited to only one ongoing title for the next year. What do you buy and why?
X-Men: First Class. I have to have Cyke and Jean in my comics. Althought New Avengers would be tough to let go.

5. Thunderstorms cool or nay cool?
Cool.

6. Favourite dip?
Queso

7. If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?
Pro Football. I love football. Love it. Played since I was in the 5th grade, and it always been a part of my life.

8. Brian Moranor faces a moral dilemma. A being of great power has told him that he must make a choice. He must either forsake the original 5 and never read about or discuss them ever again or vote for the democrats? Which would you suggest he does and why?
Never in my life will I vote democrat. I will not support a party that wants to take private business profits and invest it themselves. Never. I'm sorry O5, I love you, but I have my principals.

9. Mikl C faces a moral dilemma. He must either stop boozing or reading comics? Which do you suggest and why?
He's irish, no way he gives up booze. Stop buying comics means he can buy more booze.

10. Do you like Cadre K
They were cute. That's why I don't like the New X-Men, that's why I don't like Cadre K.

11. Band you're most looking forward to seeing next?
Eric Church is coming to up Tonic here in Knoxville in several weeks for a barroom show. I'll be there.

12. Forthcoming film you're most excited about?
Simpsons

13. Forthcoming video game you're most excited about?
Halo 3

14. What is the one place in the world you've always wanted to visit and have never gotten round to?
Italy. I'm going to convince Em that we're doing our honeymoon there.

15. What is the ideal length for a Cres survey?
10 questions-15 questions

[Mikl C]

You all think I'm a big alco ;_;

[Brian M.]

We've had one of those at work today. A management buy-in candidate who dropped out of a deal we'd offered him about 4 years ago (before my time) has just pocketed 20% of a £250m London listing. Front page, Financial Times!

Thing to remember is - you only ever need one of those breaks! It'll come.

Danny and I both spent a summer working for them. All we did was drive around to grocery stores and office buildings to try and promote it. At the end of the summer Brooke's dad offered to sell us a tiny stake in it. We made about $4 grand working for him so it wouldn't have been hard to get the other grand. But na, we both were going off to college again in the fall and thought the money would be better there. How stupid I was back then.

[Karl H]

You all think I'm a big alco ;_;

No... We all love Mikl. You're the only person who drunk posts on a regular basis though!

I would do it more but er I'm at work...

[Karl H]

Danny and I both spent a summer working for them. All we did was drive around to grocery stores and office buildings to try and promote it. At the end of the summer Brooke's dad offered to sell us a tiny stake in it. We made about $4 grand working for him so it wouldn't have been hard to get the other grand. But na, we both were going off to college again in the fall and thought the money would be better there. How stupid I was back then.

Hindsight is always 20:20 though. :(
plus, who invests whilst at college? surely you need that money?

[Dagger]

You all think I'm a big alco ;_;
I don't, Mikl.

[Dagger]

Oh don't you start. I'm getting enough grief from girls without my intercontinental virtual boyfriend giving me grief!

I just don't particularly like Angel m'kay. Haven't since Casey's over-promised under-delivered plans for him.
*sniff* Okay, just pretend to hold me:p

[Karl H]

*sniff* Okay, just pretend to hold me:p

***pretend hold***

[Brian M.]

Hindsight is always 20:20 though. :(
plus, who invests whilst at college? surely you need that money?

Yea I know. I did need that money in college...but damn.

[caney]

Warren Worthington III is awesome.

Hulk NO SMASH. Wing guy on Hulk side!!!

[Cayman]

Gah! Chris Yost writing Polaris, Rachel, and Havok, but Billy Tan drawing them. It's all so unfair.

[Pach!]

Gah! Chris Yost writing Polaris, Rachel, and Havok, but Billy Tan drawing them. It's all so unfair.
Is it confirmed Billy Tan is drawing it? Maybe it's just the covers. Hopefully. Probably not.

[Pro]

You all think I'm a big alco ;_;

I don't think you're quite there, but i do sometimes worry a bit about you .. Just make sure to take care of yourself.

[Cayman]

Is it confirmed Billy Tan is drawing it? Maybe it's just the covers. Hopefully. Probably not.

Hmm, it is possible he's just doing the covers. Sigh, if only Mike Choi was doing it. X-23 was gorgeous.

[Cayman]

Look, Ed Benes was doing slimy tentacles when slimy tentacles were not cooool.

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/04986962588.4.GIF

[Brian M.]

Is it confirmed Billy Tan is drawing it? Maybe it's just the covers. Hopefully. Probably not.

I wouldn't think he is. Bru said he can only do about 9 issues a year w/ the way he draws now. That's why they had the 3 issues w/ Vulcan and Clayton Henry art. Since Tan has already said he's working on the Uncanny issues of the crossover, I'd say it's safe to say he's not doing this mini if it's coming out in September.

[Karl H]

Hmm, it is possible he's just doing the covers. Sigh, if only Mike Choi was doing it. X-23 was gorgeous.

I ordered X-23 target X on the recommendation of yourself and Dagger last week!

[Brian M.]

Look, Ed Benes was doing slimy tentacles when slimy tentacles were not cooool.

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/04986962588.4.GIF

Anyone show Gail?

[Cayman]

I ordered X-23 target X on the recommendation of yourself and Dagger last week!

Yay! I thought it was really good. Nice and bloody.

I wouldn't think he is. Bru said he can only do about 9 issues a year w/ the way he draws now. That's why they had the 3 issues w/ Vulcan and Clayton Henry art. Since Tan has already said he's working on the Uncanny issues of the crossover, I'd say it's safe to say he's not doing this mini if it's coming out in September.

That's promising. I hope it's not Tyler Kirkham either.

[Karl H]

Yay! I thought it was really good. Nice and bloody.



Yeah having just read the Mercury Falling arc of New X-men she's really growing on me as a character.

[Cayman]

Anyone show Gail?

I'd be afraid to step into that hornet's nest again.

[Cayman]

The Seattle papers gave FF Rise Of The Silver Surfer modestly positive reviews. They both say it's lightweight but fun.

[Brian M.]

The Seattle papers gave FF Rise Of The Silver Surfer modestly positive reviews. They both say it's lightweight but fun.

I think it would been funny if they had dressed Stan Lee up in a Galactus uniform and have him standing on the street corner w/ a sign saying," the end is near". Then have the FF walk by and just stare at him.

[Karl H]

I think it would been funny if they had dressed Stan Lee up in a Galactus uniform and have him standing on the street corner w/ a sign saying," the end is near". Then have the FF walk by and just stare at him.

best.stanlee.cameo.ever.

[Cayman]

I think it would been funny if they had dressed Stan Lee up in a Galactus uniform and have him standing on the street corner w/ a sign saying," the end is near". Then have the FF walk by and just stare at him.

And Galactus could be a CGI Jack Kirby.

Meanwhile, did Livewireworld shut down their forum?

[Karl H]

Stan Lee=Rorshach?

[Mikl C]

I'm quitting tomorrow.

[Brian M.]

I'm quitting tomorrow.

Comics or CBR?

[Karl H]

I'm quitting tomorrow.

Which? Comics or booze?

[Cayman]

The current controversy on YABS is that in Green Arrow, Deathstroke apparently makes Black Canary fellate his sword. :eek:

[Cayman]

Hey, it's fishtaco's birthday.

[Karl H]

The current controversy on YABS is that in Green Arrow, Deathstroke apparently makes Black Canary fellate his sword. :eek:

I really dislike YABS I've decided. It's all

"Gail wouldn't have done it like this"...

I mean I like Gail's work but my gawd I hate the way everyone's so up her fucking arse on that board.

[Mikl C]

Which? Comics or booze?

My job, lol.

[Cayman]

I really dislike YABS I've decided. It's all

"Gail wouldn't have done it like this"...

I mean I like Gail's work but my gawd I hate the way everyone's so up her fucking arse on that board.

I would have Black Canary defeat Deathstroke by making him aware of how dorky his costume is.

[Dagger]

Hmm, it is possible he's just doing the covers. Sigh, if only Mike Choi was doing it. X-23 was gorgeous.
I agree. I think his version of X-23 was the best I've seen from her books, and I love her original mini series and NYX.
I ordered X-23 target X on the recommendation of yourself and Dagger last week!
Yay! You won't be disappointed! I loved it, and now love Laura because of them!

[Brian M.]

I've got a craving for chicken alfrado.

[Karl H]

Oh for fuck sake give it up already

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6756689.stm

[Karl H]

This is worse!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6756313.stm

[Cayman]

Oh for fuck sake give it up already

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6756689.stm

I bet they'll do at least as well as All Saints!

[Pach!]

I'm a really bitchy mood. I just got mad with my girlfriend because she can't come with me to buy meat because she has to take her mom to the hospital. I feel bad now... I'll probably stop by the hospital before buying the meat.

[Karl H]

I'm a really bitchy mood. I just got mad with my girlfriend because she can't come with me to buy meat because she has to take her mom to the hospital. I feel bad now... I'll probably stop by the hospital before buying the meat.

Meat is murder... Blast it out of your system by doing 6 rounds Rocky style against a dead cow.

[Karl H]

My job, lol.



My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
he tells me every day
he says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
in the worst kind of way"
she sits on her ass
he works his hands to the bone
to give her money every payday
but she wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friend
you gotta say........

I won´t pay, I won´t pay ya, no way hey hey hey
na na why don´t you get a job
say no way, say no way ya, no way hey hey hey
na na why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn´t enough
to keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn´t enough
cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won´t pay, I won´t pay ya, no way hey hey hey
na na why don´t you get a job
say no way, say no way ya, no way hey hey hey
na na why don't you get a job
[Why Don´t You Get A Job lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]


Well I guess it ain´t easy doing nothing at all, whoa yeah,
but hey man free rides just don´t come
along every day

let me tell you about my other friend now

My friends got a boyfriend and she hates that dick
she tells me every day
he wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friend
you gotta say........

I wont pay, I wont pay ya, no way hey hey hey
na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way hey hey hey
na na why don't you get a job

I wont give you no money, I always pay
na na why don't you get a job


I won´t pay, I won´t pay ya, no way hey hey hey
na na why don´t you get a job

[Pach!]

Meat is murder... Blast it out of your system by doing 6 rounds Rocky style against a dead cow.

I've actually done that once. I live really close to one of those places where they kill the animals.

[Brian M.]

I'm a really bitchy mood. I just got mad with my girlfriend because she can't come with me to buy meat because she has to take her mom to the hospital. I feel bad now... I'll probably stop by the hospital before buying the meat.

Yea I'd bring flowers and a card.

[Brian M.]

Meat is murder... Blast it out of your system by doing 6 rounds Rocky style against a dead cow.

Meat is not murder. Meat is wonderful. Meat is glorious. I love Meat.

[twilight]

Meat is not murder. Meat is wonderful. Meat is glorious. I love Meat.

And the meat you so fancifully fry,it's not succulent,tasty or kind.
It's death for no reason and death for no reason is murder.

*abbatoir noises*

[Brian M.]

And the meat you so fancifully fry,it's not succulent,tasty or kind.
It's death for no reason and death for no reason is murder.

*abbatoir noises*

Look when those people start preventing other animals from killing each other, then I'll them seriously...well no I won't, but it'll funny to watch them try and stop two bears from fighting over a fish.

I now want a double cheese burger w/ bacon and a side of meat.

[Mikl C]

Ok fuck that, I'm not going in today. OR EVER AGAIN. I have my alevel on monday I need to focus.

[Pach!]

Besides many countries base their diets on meat because a lot of people can't afford the supplements necessary for a non-meat diet while Chicken, Cuyes, Duck all that stuff is suuuuper cheap.

[Mikl C]

Duck is YUM. Quack!

[Gene M.]

Meat is not murder. Meat is wonderful. Meat is glorious. I love Meat.
Quoted and sigged.

[twilight]

I probably missed the joke but did Wanda go all "No more beards" on Gene?

[Mikl C]

MINI QUIZ
What would you rather be called?

01. Babe or baby:
02. Sweetie or Honey:
03. Darling or Sunshine:
04. Hot or Beautiful:

[twilight]

MINI QUIZ
What would you rather be called?

01. Babe or baby:
02. Sweetie or Honey:
03. Darling or Sunshine:
04. Hot or Beautiful:

Baby to avoid the pig connection.
Honey?
Sunshine because it's a little less cliche.
Hot?

[Gene M.]

I probably missed the joke but did Wanda go all "No more beards" on Gene?
Yup. The beard is no more. I have a feeling it will be making a comeback, though.

MINI QUIZ
What would you rather be called?

01. Babe or baby:
02. Sweetie or Honey:
03. Darling or Sunshine:
04. Hot or Beautiful:

[Gene M.]

This is worse!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6756313.stm
It just pisses me off when people try to stop huge boobs from happening.

[Pach!]

Anyways... I'm gonna buy some delicious meat... and probably get in a bigger fight but at least it will be over with. Bye!

[Cayman]

I probably missed the joke but did Wanda go all "No more beards" on Gene?

Yes, and suddenly Katie Holmes and Kelly Preston ceased to exist.

[Karl H]

Meat is not murder. Meat is wonderful. Meat is glorious. I love Meat.

I'd heard that. So do I.

[Karl H]

MINI QUIZ
What would you rather be called?

01. Babe or baby:
02. Sweetie or Honey:
03. Darling or Sunshine:
04. Hot or Beautiful:

see above. too short yadda yadda bing.

[Karl H]

It just pisses me off when people try to stop huge boobs from happening.

ditto (not beth)

[twilight]

Panda Watch!The mood is tense.I have been on some serious,serious reports but nothing quite like this.I uh... Ching... King is inside right now.I tried to get an interview with him,but they said no,you can't do that he's a live bear,he will literally rip your face off.

[Cayman]

MINI QUIZ
What would you rather be called?

01. Babe or baby:
02. Sweetie or Honey:
03. Darling or Sunshine:
04. Hot or Beautiful:

01. Babe. Because it's meeeeeeee, Babe, giving you the courage and the strength I need. Please believe that it's true. I will accept Miss Jackson, if you're nasty.

02. Honey. Unless it's Sweetie Darling.

03. Sunshine. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

04. Probably Hot.

[caney]

It just pisses me off when people try to stop huge boobs from happening.

It's OK Gene. We'll find another way to help you pay for the surgery.

[Karl H]

Panda Watch!The mood is tense.I have been on some serious,serious reports but nothing quite like this.I uh... Ching... King is inside right now.I tried to get an interview with him,but they said no,you can't do that he's a live bear,he will literally rip your face off.

Lol lots. I love Lamp.

[Mikl C]

01. Babe. Because it's meeeeeeee, Babe, giving you the courage and the strength I need. Please believe that it's true. I will accept Miss Jackson, if you're nasty.

02. Honey. Unless it's Sweetie Darling.

03. Sunshine. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

04. Probably Hot.

LOL
you are funny

[Karl H]

I love how a thread that started from a comment that I made in error and admitted was an error a few pages after said comment has become a thread of its own that's gone on for four pages now!

I feel like I've arrived!

[dazzler_slave]

MINI QUIZ
What would you rather be called?

01. Babe or baby:
02. Sweetie or Honey:
03. Darling or Sunshine:
04. Hot or Beautiful:

1. Babe. Because that's what I am! :D
2. Neither. Honey is too husband and wife, and sweetie is what my uncle calls his husband (well, that and Pooky) so whenever I hear sweetie I think of him.
3. Darling!!! Would I be gay if I thought any different?
4. Hot. Anyone can be beautiful. If it's not their looks it's their personality or spirit. You can interpret that in different ways. But when people say you're hot, you're hot! :evilsmile

[Brian M.]

Quoted and sigged.

Lets go get a steak and potatoe w/ lots of bacon bits in them.

MINI QUIZ
What would you rather be called?

01. Babe or baby:
02. Sweetie or Honey:
03. Darling or Sunshine:
04. Hot or Beautiful:

1. Babe
2. Honey
3. Sunshine
4. Dead sexy

I hate pet names, but usually get called them when she wants me to do something or right before sex. I'm guilty of darlin', alot.

[dazzler_slave]

I love how a thread that started from a comment that I made in error and admitted was an error a few pages after said comment has become a thread of its own that's gone on for four pages now!

I feel like I've arrived!

Hahahaha! Diva!!

[Karl H]

Lets go get a steak and potatoe w/ lots of bacon bits in them.



Brian Moranor=Dan Quayle?

[Brian M.]

It just pisses me off when people try to stop huge boobs from happening.

So true. Big breasts should be embraced, they should be welcomed, they should be motorboated the hell out of!!!

[Karl H]

Hahahaha! Diva!!

hey it's a Friday. I'm allowed some Diva time!

[Brian M.]

Brian Moranor=Dan Quayle?

I'm not getting that reference...

[Mikl C]

ADAM
do you still miss me baby?
I'm right here *licks neck*

[Karl H]

I'm not getting that reference...

Dan Quayle legendarily corrected a young child's spelling of Potato (correct) to Potatoe (incorrect).

Check your post! :p

[Gene M.]

So true. Big breasts should be embraced, they should be welcomed, they should be motorboated the hell out of!!!
They feel like bags of sand.

[1WEBHEAD]

For some reason, I keep thinking that Emma Frost and Mystique are skrulls.

Ok, Emma not so much but I have a strange feeling about Mystique.

[Brian M.]

They feel like bags of sand.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and ask this...have you ever felt a boob?

[Karl H]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and ask this...have you ever felt a boob?

no but he's felt up the odd noob or two..

ha ha nerdjoke...

[dazzler_slave]

Duck is YUM. Quack!

I totally read something different at first. Something dirty...:o

[Mikl C]

40 year old virgin reference!!!

[Gene M.]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and ask this...have you ever felt a boob?
Oh, yeah. All the time.

[1WEBHEAD]

They feel like bags of sand.

HA! is that from the 40 year old virgin?:p

[Mikl C]

I totally read something different at first. Something dirty...:o

Cock?
Cock is yum... SACK?

[dazzler_slave]

ADAM
do you still miss me baby?
I'm right here *licks neck*

*giggles* love ya darling!

[Brian M.]

Oh, yeah. All the time.

Hoodrats????

[Brian M.]

*giggles* love ya darling!

it's Darlin'!!!!!!!!! Say it right!

[dazzler_slave]

Cock?
Cock is yum... SACK?

Hahahaha! Exactly!!

[dazzler_slave]

it's Darlin'!!!!!!!!! Say it right!

No, no, no, if I was a sexy southern stud, it's darlin', but I'm a fabulous gay man so it's darling! :D

[Brian M.]

No, no, no, if I was a sexy southern stud, it's darlin', but I'm a fabulous gay man so it's darling! :D

Flattery only gets my pants off when I'm drunk.

[Brian M.]

20,000th post


First I wanna thank everyone here for putting up w/ me for 20,000 posts. Next I think I need to learn the multi-quote function a little more and probably shouldn't spend that much time here at work, but it's like crack.

Now I'm off to lunch.

[Karl H]

20,000th post


First I wanna thank everyone here for putting up w/ me for 20,000 posts. Next I think I need to learn the multi-quote function a little more and probably shouldn't spend that much time here at work, but it's like crack.

Now I'm off to lunch.

GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING CUNTING SERVER.... Fucking good job it's time to go home.

[Cayman]

Mikl, did you get that Marvel Magic Handbook?

It was pretty good. Lots of mystic characters I've never heard of that I can start obsessing over.

[Mikl C]

Mikl, did you get that Marvel Magic Handbook?

It was pretty good. Lots of mystic characters I've never heard of that I can start obsessing over.

I haven't got this weeks comics yet :(
but aren't Magic people SO COOL? Was Mechamage in it? And Agatha my homegirl?

[Cayman]

I haven't got this weeks comics yet :(
but aren't Magic people SO COOL? Was Mechamage in it? And Agatha my homegirl?

Yeah, both were in it.

Plus Dr. Strange's old green minotaur, Rintrah.

[rilokyle]

Afternoon darlings. How goes it?

[dazzler_slave]

Hi all, I just got some cool photos from a friend and I thought I'd share them with you. I live in the Mackenzie Delta once the Mackenzie river breaks up into a huge series of lakes and screens. Here is a cool picture of the delta from the air in September.

[rilokyle]

Hi all, I just got some cool photos from a friend and I thought I'd share them with you. I live in the Mackenzie Delta once the Mackenzie river breaks up into a huge series of lakes and screens. Here is a cool picture of the delta from the air in September.

Pretty! Looks almost like crop circles.

[dazzler_slave]

Here are some beautiful shots of the Aurora Borealis from up here in the Arctic.

[rilokyle]

Here are some beautiful shots of the Aurora Borealis from up here in the Arctic.

OMG that's gorgeous! I'm a bit jealous you get to see that.

[Pro]

Those are pretty pictures .. i've only seen the aurora once in my life but it was red that time and not as bright as those pictures. Under extremely rare circumstances it can be seen in places other than the far north.

[Flight]

Was I the only one not impresed by WWH?

[Brian M.]

Was I the only one not impresed by WWH?

Yes. But if it makes you feel better, the reason they left Havok in space was so he didn't make the Hulk look like a bitch.

[rilokyle]

Yes. But if it makes you feel better, the reason they left Havok in space was so he didn't make the Hulk look like a bitch.

I heart you.

[Flight]

Yes. But if it makes you feel better, the reason they left Havok in space was so he didn't make the Hulk look like a bitch. I just didn't understand why Spiderman & Luke Cage were working alongside Iron Man & Ms Marvel when they've been fighting for months in Civil War & Avengers?
Plus, I don't like Iron Man and he looked like a Transformer out of my cereal with that stupid JRJ art.
The Sentry's bit was bizarre (as per usual) & Black Blot got owned (as if).

[Brian M.]

I just didn't understand why Spiderman & Luke Cage were working alongside Iron Man & Ms Marvel when they've been fighting for months in Civil War & Avengers?
Plus, I don't like Iron Man and he looked like a Transformer out of my cereal with that stupid JRJ art.
The Sentry's bit was bizarre (as per usual) & Black Blot got owned (as if).

I do think it's kinda lame that the explosion "supercharged" Hulk.

Your right on those folks working w/ IM. If I was them, I'd get my family out of NYC and tell "Tony that this is what he wanted, he wanted a nation of superhero police to stop threats...well here's their final exam. Peace out bitch!"

[Flight]

Yeah exactly.
Plus, I HATED that ending to New Avengers! That really pissed me off!
WHAT THE FUCK!

Lucky I bought New X-Men & Fables too.

[Brian M.]

Yeah exactly.
Plus, I HATED that ending to New Avengers! That really pissed me off!
WHAT THE FUCK!

Lucky I bought New X-Men & Fables too.

See I loved the ending to New Avengers...I think it's gonna be awesome.

[Gene M.]

Thumbs up: The new Marvel Comics Presents

Thumbs down: The $3.99 cover price

[Jack Flash]

I am ready for the weekend.

[Gene M.]

I am ready for the return of Adam Pollina.

[Jack Flash]

I am ready for the return of Adam Pollina.

gah! yea! I agree. Him and Steve Rolston would be the perfect art orgy. Throw in Bond and Pleece and it'd be a fourgy of artasticness.

[Karl H]

Hi all, I just got some cool photos from a friend and I thought I'd share them with you. I live in the Mackenzie Delta once the Mackenzie river breaks up into a huge series of lakes and screens. Here is a cool picture of the delta from the air in September.

I am so dropping in on you when/ if I ever get myself into gear and go to Canada.

In other news I'm reading my comics for the fortnight:

So far I've read:

New Warriors
Iron Man
Uncanny

Still to go:

Exiles
Magic Arcana
WWH

If the first 3 which I thought were all excellent is anything to go by, this could be one of the best comics sessions I've had in ages!

[Jack Flash]

I am ready for the return of Adam Pollina.

gah I am so happy I could make out with folks! Yay! for Adam Pollina!

[Karl H]

gah I am so happy I could make out with folks! Yay! for Adam Pollina!

when's he back and what on?

[Jack Flash]

i am avoiding spoilers as usual, but Marvel Uni forum hasa Mondo Marvel Panel thread. it's not my Mondo is it????? I couldn't be that lucky.

[Jack Flash]

when's he back and what on?

its a double edged sword my man. I don't know what to say. it's in a thread title on the X-boards though.

[Mikl C]

the thought of drinking again makes me HEAVE but I must ;_;

[Pro]

I liked WWH. For a first issue there sure was a lot of stuff happening.

Is WWH readable as standalone mini without having to read the other books to figure out the story?

Think I'll get WWH and WWH: x-men and leave it at that ..

[Karl H]

its a double edged sword my man. I don't know what to say. it's in a thread title on the X-boards though.

*is pleased not to have a web-cam as is currently rocked in fetal position crying*

Having said that. I do like Roberto as a writer. His spidey is Sensational!!!!!

[Mikl C]

angel is BORING.

[Karl H]

I liked WWH. For a first issue there sure was a lot of stuff happening.

Is WWH readable as standalone mini without having to read the other books to figure out the story?

Think I'll get WWH and WWH: x-men and leave it at that ..

supposedly... I think the Hulk title will concentrate on his allies more with the Hulk vs Illuminati stompage taking place in WWH.

[Karl H]

"My friends. That meal was sinfully delicious."

Not wanting to moan but that is horrible dialogue right?

[Mikl C]

claremont people dont talk like real people. for sooth.

[caney]

angel is BORING.

BOOOOOOOOOO to you and Jed!!!

[Karl H]

BOOOOOOOOOO to you and Jed!!!

Booo back to Caney x4, no comebacks...

[Gene M.]

"My friends. That meal was sinfully delicious."

Not wanting to moan but that is horrible dialogue right?
Pretty much, yeah.

[Karl H]

claremont people dont talk like real people. for sooth.

argh and the whole Betsy vs Slaymaster plot. Stop already.

I used to love Exiles. It was my favouritest comic. Whilst I still hope, I fear for its future.

[Mikl C]

Angel Salvadore on the other hand, rocks all kinds of shit.

[Jack Flash]

Angel Salvadore on the other hand, rocks all kinds of shit.

Maybe, Warren Worthingless will die in the first ish and Angel Salvadore will take over from there. *crosses fingers*

[Karl H]

Angel Salvadore on the other hand, rocks all kinds of shit.

probably quite literally the little skank. :p

No I love her too. Anyone who voms over Logan gets my vote.

[Gene M.]

Worthington rules all. You're all a bunch of SINNERS!

[Mikl C]

Maybe, Warren Worthingless will die in the first ish and Angel Salvadore will take over from there. *crosses fingers*

That would be the best mini EVER.

[Jack Flash]

so did someone check on Mondo for me????

[Brian M.]

That would be the best mini EVER.

Best mini ever to sell 10 copies.

Warren Worthington is the only Angel. Not that overgrown house fly.

[Brian M.]

so did someone check on Mondo for me????

Still dead.

[caney]

so did someone check on Mondo for me????

There were going to give Mondo a new ongoing just for you, but your Warren hate made them change their minds.

[Jack Flash]

Still dead.

ROAR!!!!!

I hope Cyke gets conjunctivitis.

[Stephane Garrelie]

:evilsmile In progress:
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/StephaneGarrelie/BQ.jpg

[Jack Flash]

Worthington rules all. You're all a bunch of SINNERS!

LOL you originally mispelled his name! HE stinks and you knew it unconciously! Throws Bob Harras at Gene!

[Brian M.]

ROAR!!!!!

I hope Cyke gets conjunctivitis.

Probably, Rogue'll touch'm then Carey's lovechild will rule all.

[Pro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7Q7BkAbCk&mode=related&search=

LOL, never saw anything by Bill Hicks but catching up.

[Gene M.]

That made me laugh, Stephane! :D

[Brian M.]

:evilsmile In progress:
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/StephaneGarrelie/BQ.jpg

Your gonna need a bigger page if your gonna fit those two on there...

[Gene M.]

LOL you originally mispelled his name! HE stinks and you knew it unconciously! Throws Bob Harras at Gene!
That's HARRASsment!

[Karl H]

There were going to give Mondo a new ongoing just for you, but your Warren hate made them change their minds.

apparently a price worth paying.

[Karl H]

Glad to hear it Pro. All of you should listen to this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6_b-72H3E

[Gene M.]

The Flash is being relaunched again? With the numbering from Wally's series? And it's written by Waid?

*holds out hope for Wally West fans*

[Brian M.]

The Flash is being relaunched again? With the numbering from Wally's series? And it's written by Waid?

*holds out hope for Wally West fans*

The Flash is a Skrull.

[caney]

The Flash is being relaunched again? With the numbering from Wally's series? And it's written by Waid?

*holds out hope for Wally West fans*

Interesting.

I really hope they don't kill Bart. I wouldn't mind seeing him as Kid Flash again somehow.

[Karl H]

If this whole thing goes wrong, the MU will be skrullfucked.

lol... I'm a twat.

[Brian M.]

This is why I dont' dance...do you see how akward I look...it's just fucking pathetic. I'm half to a drunken Irishmen, which is pretty trashed, and I still cant' find the beat.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6130/n214700047305204773315ng3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Gene M.]

This is why I dont' dance...do you see how akward I look...it's just fucking pathetic. I'm half to a drunken Irishmen, which is pretty trashed, and I still cant' find the beat.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6130/n214700047305204773315ng3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I like the guy copping a feel in the background.

[Karl H]

Why is John Lennon the star of Mystic Arcana?

[Brian M.]

I like the guy copping a feel in the background.

Yea...that was a great bar. $1 Coors light. Later in that night I was double fisting the beers. I could fit two in my mouth at once, Jack you can relate, and was swallowing everything I could.

[Brian M.]

In another: I don't give a fuck story...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19249594/site/newsweek/

Tell me again why this is a story again?

Here's another one:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19231655/

It may be good for adults, but get that fat little dough-boy child of there's outside and make his fatass lose the weight the hard way. By excerising. What the fuck kind of habits are you teaching this child if all he has to do is go under the knife to get it fixed.

[Karl H]

Okay so I'm reading WWH. About 10 pages in. How did Hulk take Black Bolt so easily. And off panel. That's lazy storytelling in my eyes.